Page 2 "Dear Mr. Congressman", Juliet Lowell‘s newest laughâ€"packed book (Duell, $1), landed on our desk this week and we‘ve been chuckling ever since . .. Although the book‘s 92 pages are rather racy in spots, a few of its clever excerpts from selected letters to congressmen bring laughs even to the "oldâ€"fashioned" among us. Here‘s Joe American, in his shirt sleeves, sitting in his hot kitchen, writing, with a stubby, unsharpened pencil, to his representative in fabulous Washington. But, enough of this. ¢ Here are some typical letters written by Americans to their Congressmen . . .. "Representative Emory Price House of Representatives Washington, D. C. "Dear Mr. Price, Drop Dea to the point. "Congressman Earl Wilson Congress MORE CHOICE LETTERS ... And on they go . . . "Congressman Buffett Washington | Wh.irrequiremen!.n do you have to have to be a Congressman? My wife says I‘m fool enough to be "Congressmen Arthur Klein Washington S I just got a letter asking me to join the National Association of Manufacturers. Is this one of those new Communist Front Organizaâ€" tions?" § YES, THEY‘RE ACTUAL LETTERS! "Congressman E. L. Bartlett, House of Representatives Washington, D. C. Dear Congressman Bartlett: And here‘s another, brief and "Dear Sir You cur." Entered as second class matter March 1, 1911, at the Post Office at Highland Park, Iiiinots Subscription rates: $150 per year; $ cents per single copy. $3.00 per year outside of Lake County, Tilinois. Issued Thursday of each week by the MHighiand Park Press, 516 Laurel avenue, Mighiand Park, Ii}., ‘Telephone: Migh~ land Park 557. â€" Communications intended -r- cation must be written on one of the paper only, and be signed with the name and sddress of the writer. I voted for you three times and Have You Written Your R. B. Olson, Editor While full provision is made in Christian Science for specific treatment for the sick, many people have been healed simply through reading literature available at Christian Science Reading Rooms. ‘The Bible, "Science and Health with Key to the Scripâ€" tures" by Mary Baker Eddy â€" containing the complete explaâ€" nation of Christian Scienceâ€" TWE HIGHLAND PARK PRESS may be read, borrowed, or purâ€" chased at CHRISTIAN SCIENCE READING ROOM 43 NO. SHERIDAN RD. HIGHLAND PARK OPEN DAILY and other Chriation Science aoâ€" tivities also available. Very truly yours, (Signed) Walter L (Signed) Mark H Were Healed They Read (SPECIAL TO THE HIG HLAND PARK PRESS) These Will Make You Chuckle (Signed) Martin B. (Signed) Mark M Drop Dead!!!" wWHITT NORTHMORE SCHULTZ Let‘s Take a Look I think you are wonderful. Please send me $900 at once so I can buy an ice box and repaint my car. P.S. The 3 times I voted for you were in the election of 1946." wOW ! Here‘s my favorite : Senator B. B. Hickenlooper U. S. of America Dear Senator I have an invenshun which is worse than the Atomic Bomb. Send me $50,000 and I won‘t tell it to nobody. Or send me $55,000 and I‘ll even forget about it myâ€" self HERE‘S A BRAINY ONEâ€".â€".â€". "Congressman Harold D. Cooley The House Washington, D. C. s Cooperatively Yours (Signed) Bayard Orlando G. _Are North Carolina and South Carolina related?" (Signed) Bobby E............. WACKY WASHINGTON . . Well, that‘s a quick look at "Dear Mr. Congressman." We didn‘t know folks could be so stupidly humorous. Yep, it‘s a great country we‘re living in . . . I only hope the Third Party doesn‘t take over the White House lease. If they do, we‘ll all be writing letters like these! Public Service To Stage Lake County Fair The electric farm show of the Public Service Company of Northâ€" ern lllinois, which was a feature of last year‘s Lake County fair, will play a return performance at the 1948 fair August 6, 7, and 8 in Libertyville with a completely new exhibit, it was announced toâ€" day by E. A. Menke, district supâ€" erintendent for the utility, With better methods" as the theme of the new exhibit, the dis-‘ play, especially produced for counâ€" ty fairs, shows how electricity j.x.-u'rs dollars and labor for both the farmer and the farm wife. | Housed in a "big top" ten, 60 x 90 feet, the exhibit features acâ€" \tual electrical equipment, working . models and blowâ€"up photographs demonstrating a model farm shop, adequate wiring for the home and other farm buildings, new ideas in feed handling, ventilating, heating ‘and insulation of farm buildings, farm water systems, and crop irriâ€" As the center of attraction for| the farm wife, a modern, well-; planned kitchen and a model launâ€" dry room are installed on a reâ€" volving stage. Home service conâ€" sultants for the . utility will be availabld to discuss cooking and laundry methods, home planning, and other household subjects. In addition to the farm and home electrical exhibits, famous stars of radio station WLS and the National Barn Dance will péerform several times daily under the ;nulily‘s "bigâ€"‘top". The shows, free to all visitors at the fair, will feature such favorites as the Sage |Riders, Gene Colin, Millie and | Bobbie, Billy Beckett, the WLS Rangers and Mary Jane. The exhibit will be open daily during the three days of the fair and all persons attending the fair are invited to visit the electric \farm show and see their favorite | WLS stars perform in person. gati By Thrift Shop Appeal Meets Generous Response: Plans Summer Sale A few months ago an appeal went out from the Thrift Shop for increased coâ€"operation from its donors, to. offset a boost in the shop rental. 0 The response was overwhelmâ€" ing. Clothing and miscellaneous articles poured into the shop, and buyers, despite the inconvenience of the North Shore strike, filled the shop. h At a board meeting at the home of Thrift Shop‘s president, Mrs. Francis Knight, it was announced that June was the highest income month of Thrift Shop history. This in turn meant an increase in gifts to various charitable organizations which benefit from proceeds of the sales. The shop is now bulging with lovely summer clothing including cottons, prints, bathing suits and shoes for both children and adults. Mrs. Simpson, Thrift Shop manâ€" ager, has arranged a midâ€"summer sale of women‘s dresses, offering many beautiful garments for half the marked price in a variety of sizes and styles. Final Drive; Bethany Maintains Lead The local Church _ Softball| League, sponsored by the Playâ€" ground d Recreation Departâ€" ment, rli.lréd out of their games this past week, rested up for the second half of the seasons play and the September playâ€"offs with Bethany in the lead by a comfortâ€" able margin. St. Johns Evangelical team has been threatening all season, but has thus far not been able to overâ€" take the Bethany teams timely hitting, good fielding, and fast base running. St. Johns team has missed the help of a winning pitâ€" cher. Both St. Johns and Bethany have used experimental combinaâ€" tions in batting order and fielding. ‘The infield combination of Bench, Fox, Dixon and Bock has worked successfully for St. Johns and may become permanent. Bethany‘s inâ€" field is still subject to change, while the trio of Johnson, Vetter and Beck in theâ€"pastures is seemâ€" ingly a fixture. This Thursday, July 29th, the‘ Church league will again resume play at Lincoln Field. An attempt is being made to enlarge the League and thereby increase inâ€" terest for the final stages of league play for the September playâ€"offs. Further information can be obâ€" tained by ‘calling the Recreation office, H.P. 2442. 16 Inch Softball Teams Rained Out All games in the 16 inch League, sponsored by the Recreation Deâ€" partment, were rained out last Thursday, July 22nd. These games will be played tonight. The games previously scheduled for July 29th will be played next week. Games Tonightâ€"Thursday, July 29th. Ravinia Merchants vs _ Monarchs Russells vs Blue Goose Fells vs V F.W Night Game: Olson Printers vs. 19th Hole Adult Tennis Tournament one wee Entry for the Adult Cityâ€"Wide Tennis Tournament, sponsored by the Highland Park and Recreation Department, has been extended Those interested are urged to contact the Community Center (M.P. 2442) Play in the tournaâ€" ment will begin on Monday, Augâ€" ust 2nd. Entry fee is $1.00 per ust 2nd. Entry fee is $L1.90 PC° person per event. Awards will be made in both the men‘s and women‘s brackets. V.F.W. Social To Be Held At Witten Hall Saturday, July 31 Saturday evening, July 31, the Highland Park Memorial Post of V.F.W. will hold its regular monthâ€" ly social in Witten Hall at 8 p.m. Members are invited to bring their wuests. Dancing from shments will t be T HE P RESS 1:00. Re New Personnel In Selection of new staff members for the schools of District 108 has now been practically completed. Few changes in the staff will ocâ€" cur during the coming year, but there have been several “diï¬o-‘ made: a social studies teacher at Lincoln, two sixth grade teachers at Ravinia, a new fourth grade teacher at Braeside to replace Mrs. Flory Grover, who will teach language arts at Braeside, a sciâ€" enceâ€"physical education teacher at Braeside to replace W. E. Treichel, who will teach social studies at Lincoln, a vocal teacher for Raâ€" vinia and West Ridge, an instruâ€" mental music teacher for all schools and a remedial reading teacher to replace Miss Edith Phillips, who retired in June. Names of new teachers follow: Mr. Frank Henderson for 6th grade, Ravinia. Bachelor‘s degree from Southern Illinois Teachers‘ College and graduate work at Northwestern. Formerly principalâ€" teacher at Williamsville, II1., eleâ€" mentary. Mr. Kenneth Manchester for 6th grade at Ravinia. Bachelor‘s and Master‘s degrees from university of Illinois. Past year spent in reâ€" search at Urbana. Miss Elizabeth Dotywill, 4th grade at Braeside; B.A. from Southern Illinois and Master‘s from _ Northwestern. _ Formerly taught at Mt. Vernon, IIl. Mr. Stephen Hutnickâ€"science and physical education at Braeâ€" side. B. S. from Stroudsburg Teachers‘ college and Master‘s from New York university,. Has taught previously in Edwardsville, Pa. and worked with V.A. the past three years. Mr. Philip Bley will teach vocal music at Ravinia and West Ridge. B. S. degree from State Teachers‘ college, Fredonia, N. Y. and M. Ed. from Ohio university. Has taught in New York and Ohio. Mr. Bruce Warnock will teach instrumental music work for the district. Received his B.M.E. from Northwestern and taught in Skoâ€" kie, IIL., last year. Mrs. Florence Van Orden 'ill‘ teach remedial reading for the disâ€" trict. Educated at the Chicago Kindergarten institute, she is now studying â€"at â€"Nationatâ€"College .. of Education, Evanston. Taught at Hillcrest Remedial Reading center in Boston. Miss Isabel Jane Anderson will be the district speech correctionâ€" ist. With Bachelor‘s and Master‘s degrees from University of Wisâ€" consin, she formerly taught speech correction in Beloit, Wis. Miss Loraine Phillips will teach kindergarten at Braeside. With her B.E. from National College, she has taught at Northfield, III. Heads Briargate Community Club M. S. McGuffin has been chosen the new president of Briargate Community club. Also newly electâ€" ed are the following: John Teeter, vice president; Mrs. H. E. Holmer, secretary and Richard Oetjen, treasurer. § Meetings of the club are disconâ€" tinued during the summer season. Highland Park Boys and Girls Tennis Tournament Results of the boys and girls division of the Highland Park tenâ€" nis tournament sponsored by the Playground and Recreation Deâ€" partment were as follows: In the 13 and 14 year old boys division â€" Sandy Klee won first place by defeating Ivan Marovitz in straight sets 6â€"4, 6â€"3. In the final match in the 13 and 14 year old girls division Ruth Bowden defeated Carol Menke, runnerâ€"up, in straight sets 6â€"4, 6â€"1. DISTINGUISHED Olson Printing Company Publishers of The Highland Park PRESS Printing Of Dignity And Character V.F.W. * The Class A Softball League, sponsored by the Recreation Deâ€" partment, is going into the stretch with 4 teams fighting for the top spot. Only 3 more games are On dock to be completed before this w,..i..g...pmmm Several important games were played last week and when the dust had cleared, the V.F.W. was back on top, closely followed by Fells, Santis and Harrisons. Friday‘s game saw Santis defeat Fells 6â€"3. Mario Santi pitching for his team, handcuffed the Fell boys. He held them hitless, but Fells scored three runs by virtue of a couple of walks and a wild pe& by the catcher. Santis had all their big guns out for this game includâ€" ing Danny Coleman, Eugene Tagâ€" liapietre and Angelo Passuello. The V.F. W. won a very importâ€" ant ball game from Harrison Wholesale with whom they had been tied for first place honors by the close score 5â€"3. Harrisons might have won this game but for some poor base running. With the bases loaded and two outs a runâ€" ner left base before the ball left the pitcher‘s hands, making him automatically out. The batter hit safely, bringing in two runs but they did not count as the third out had been made when the runâ€" ner left base before the pitch. The Ideal Cleaners, battling to get out of the basement, outslugâ€" ged Thayers 14â€"12 to win the game 13â€"7. Ideal had two big innâ€" Letterheads Wedaing Invitations AnRBouncements DON‘T HUNT FOR STAMPS 516 LAUREL AVENUE (Stands 2" high. Weighs % 1b.) 5102 Northmore‘s, Highland Park, Hlinois EAGLE PICHER AIR CHANGER KEEP COOL THIS SUMMER H. N. GAMLIN Notseless 15 Degrees Cooler and LET US INSTALL AN he third ‘ the runâ€" pitch. ttling to | outslugâ€" win â€" the bie innâ€" 4274 scored 4 runs. ings the Fells .....â€"â€"â€"â€" Harrisons . Ideal Cleaners Chandlers ... 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