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Sally Trangmar of 173 Lakeside Manor and Eileen McClellan, 738 Marian dvenve, returned this week from Camp Pime Brook at Camp Montague, Michigan, where they served throughout the summer as camp counsellors, seniors, Sally at high, and Eileen Evanston. some day I‘ll nail 3 That smug little pig with the Don‘t think me vindictive, but There‘s a definite dare to the tilt of her chinâ€" A challenge that says to me: "DON‘T FENCE ME IN!* She thinks it fine fun to go dashâ€" ing about With me charging after herâ€" I declare, there are times when I really think she Descends from the herd Satan drove in the sea! Patience is bad enoughâ€"Prudence Stating it mildly, their moods are 1 get them all squared away niceâ€" ly, and then, With a flip of the tail, they are out of the pen! Though I wouldn‘t mindâ€"if they‘d only stay put! Th»ey always appear to have rolled Patience and Prudence pudgy pigsâ€" faayn sls But I am the one who must dance all the jigs! I adore that withdrawn look in the eye which says, "That‘s what you think. I am making a mental reservation." The Look ed" curlique tail! Not Explicit s l Ro nds P Ren S That you are not a centipede, 4 â€"Highland Lassie ith me charging after herâ€" tongue hanging out. C In nineteen hundred fortyâ€"eight The safety yearâ€"book will relate Countless accidents to those Luckless fingersâ€"also toes; Ah, meâ€"you should be glad, inâ€" You Can Say That Again The Navy is much more interâ€" ested in where it‘s been than where it‘s going. Otherwise they‘d have more "fronts‘ns" and fewer "en‘sns". Now that you‘re here, doggone you reign in state . . . Accept, oh king, our grand salute: KERCHOO! Your advent is as Faute ::>_â€" > of tears, / B Nor influenza such a heavy head; {Orpl When hot and windâ€"swept Labor well Day appears | tors, The anguished nose has turned a| with cherry red; i Cast The unallergic gentry cannot know | Mrs. The blessed lull that comes when | Wat: winds don‘t blow. $ 00c No onion ever The merry little breezes have their fling; r Oblivious to those who‘d wish them dead They whirl and dance about the season‘s king. Alas! no comfort comes from playâ€" ful breezes, ‘ For each one brings its own snoot-‘ ful of sneezes. C e from The golden rod shakes polien its head, ‘think it, please . ... â€" â€" â€" _ King Ragweed, we salute you with a sneeze! M:U’M”‘ryd.‘-.g\m its hfihouwrldoldimuilh.-‘ cures, Now, you‘re a dirty dawg, and so I say : King Ragweed, drat it all, this day is yours. We‘ll not deny your rights, don‘t ich year with hanky spread we wait for you; Hail, King Ragweed! . . . . |Highland Park Woman Thursday, August 26, 1948 sign read: "Waiters wantâ€" . . but it didn‘t say what. â€" â€"Ponderous -20904 and Sécflaau | â€"Toni (Net a Wave) at â€"Highland Lassie caused such flood sure as that of | â€"Ponderous RB.0. Jlrene Castle. Highland Park is pmndtomtethtmofihnm- ent benefactors is a Highland Parker, Mrs. Lioyd Maxwell, 1269 West Street. |_ In this vicinity Orphans of the Storm, Inc., situated on the outâ€" skirts of Deerfleld, III. ,and estabâ€" lished 20 years ago, is wellâ€"known as a haven for unfortunate aniâ€" |project, that haven for animal waifs and outcasts, Orphans of the Storm. However, even a passive part in the organization will d-r ways lend color and human interâ€" teresting news, has announced that she will no longer take a tooâ€" active part in the investigating department of her muchâ€"loved mals, and inseparably associated with its‘ greatâ€"hearted founder, Irene Castle Wioklea: mui c‘ doctor‘s orders. T ts N W , who is always inâ€" unate victims of the is acting upon | 0_ P ORUZCA _ Uncovers many | K lcms of wanton cruelty by owners Li ’inapproprintely classed as humans | .. . animals overworked, allowed | to suffer from neglect of illsâ€" | an conditions unbelievable until witâ€"! w! nessed. To quote Mrs. Castle: Suu "The rise in cruelty for sport, enâ€" "in( tertainment and profit is appallâ€" | _ ing". The aim of this great philâ€"| *‘ anthropist and her associates is to | fai uncover conditions of this sort.q be and, whenever possible, gather the | ho Your New Other inmates of this haven are fanim-.l- discarded by traveling carnivals, to die of want and negâ€" lect. One unfortunate was rescued from carnival life and brought "home". It was a little dog born without forelegs. This Jittle unâ€" fortunate was cared for until life proved too much of a burden for it to endure comfortably, Jhen it was mercifully put to sleep. i Unforgivable Cruelty Uncovered | Investigation _ uncovers many / ness or heartlessness of man, left behind when moying, or casually dropped in some deserted place to u.nlor'.hcnselvu.nfiprhvilg been taught to depend on thdir owners. Orphans of the Storm not only opens its doors to animals brought there by humane people who can, for some reason, no longer care for their pets, but it searches the Tor their pets, but it searches the highways and byways for unfortâ€" unate victims of the thoughtlessâ€" also acts‘as investigator for Highâ€" land Park, Glencoe, Kenilworth, Wilmette and Winnetka. kymwhw Shopping Center That Has Everything THE PRESS among those heartless monsters who abuse helpless animals, but sometimes thoughtlessness, also, incurs hardship. An unwanted pet will always find a welcome in this famous haven, and may prove to be just the one for which a good home is waiting. among those Katherine Cornell, Lynn Fontanne, Lily Pons and many others. Our readers, naturally, are not ,. humane manner, The offle.;sl.’ of this organization are constantly battling for better laws .to proâ€" lhct the helpless and the enforceâ€" ment of such. {H..- Found for Waifs ’ Many animals taken into the inâ€" stitution are found to be lacking | only in care and good Wt} to make them valuable and wellâ€" | loved pets. Numbers of people in search of pets have turned to Orâ€" | ‘phons of the Storm for a waif to jadopt. | Mrs, Castle and her associates | ~ have been instrumental in mbâ€"" lishing â€" and éncouraging | other groups interested in humanitarian | * activities. One of her favorite proâ€" tege societies is Wayside Waifs, Inc., in Kansas City, Among the famous personages who have manifested a warm inâ€" terest in Orphans of the Storm are | the Duke and Duchess of Windsor, | pitiable victims into a haven to be mlwcbh”_g_u.!..,h I to proâ€" enforceâ€" 1 CONFORTABLE arr conmtioning PRESS WANT ADS RUTTKAY JEWELERS FPRlEE PARKINE _ Cream in ev‘ry drop of SERVICE GUARANTEEp SWI§s wWaATCHES A SPECIALTY Store hours 8:00 to 6.00 Fine Watch Repair GET RESWETS 14