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A. bos of P. D. Q. gom farther than a barrel of old-faahloned boa killer. P. D Q. will net rot or stain clotfalaa, kills fleas on don. Tour dragsMt has It or he can set it for yon, or aent prepaid on receipt of prloe by the Owl Chemleel Works, Torre Haate, Indiana. R «• Walkaway Marriage. A young couple rushed into the marriage license bureau in the Municipal $ulldlng the other day and announced 4o City Clerk Scully that they wished ,|o be married at once. V Dan Cupid's Executive officer surveyed the couple from under griixled fcrows and said severely: TO afraid this is a runaway match." "Well, your honor," returned the prospective groom, "I can't exactly jlay we ran, but we walked pretty fast."--New York Times. Sure^ Relief 2 INDKlS* 6 Bellans Hot water Sure Relief fiE LL-ANS •rrOR INDIGESTION N. U., CHICAGO, NO. 36-1920. IA Mild Hint kinder tired of having that there '• Spink feller coming to see my girl, 4 Spnzallne," admitted Gap Johnson of | Jtumpus Ridge, "and I sorter gave |, fcim a hint to stay away." * . "What did yon tell him?" Inquired ' M neighbor. F "Nuth'n* in pertlckler. I just says: %ooky yur, you infernal, lop-eared, | pickle-headed shyster! If I ever ketch you hanging around my place ag'ln Til shoot you so full of boles that your , dad-blasted hide won't hold anything finer than corn shucks!' That's all."-- New York Evening Post. ^ . / Candid Criticism,: ;t » - The family had just lost their Httte 4og. It had been run over by a motor- !..*#&r> AQD the remains were awaiting t State burial in the garden. The two founger brothers were discussing the V {tragedy. I V "Do you think," Inquired the elder, F *^that God would perform a miracle M#N Toby and bring him back to life if | 'We asked him?" M "Oh, no," wisely replied the youngs | igr. "You see, God wanted A little dog / In heaven, and as Toby was the nicest T DOG he knew, he took him." A pause; | then he added under his breath; "BAT I It wss s very mean thing to doP* v K | A Difference. -m tlaUv- "Does your husband enjoy golf?" 3* $'•'* "I can't say that he enjoys it, bat MLE plays ft A lot." MW S0UHEB8 OF FIVE WAftS John Po*ntoer*on Oak Has History Probably Unequaied by TIhM Any Other Trsa. , Soldiers of five wars drilled beneath the John Pemberton oak tree, Bristol, Virginia-Tennessee, nominated for a place In the hall of fame of* the American forestry association at Washington by lbs. H. F. Lewis, secretary of Virginia for the Daughters of the American Revolution. Under this tree CoL John Pemberton mustered his troops for the battle of King's Mountain. A marker has been placed on the tree by the Sycamore Shoals chapter, says the American Forestry Magazine, IN making the announcement The soldiers of the War of 1812 met here. Then came the Mexican war and the old tree saw men again leave their homes to fight, Next came the struggle between the states, and the oak witnessed the drilling of men to fight one another in their own country. Then came the world war and again the veteran oak saw our boys answer their united country's cslL "Cold In the Head** Is aa acuta attack of Nasal Catarrh. Those subject to frequent "colds In the head" will find that the use of HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE wil! build up the System, cleanse the Blood and render them less liable to colds. Repeated attacks of Acuta Catarrh may lead to Chronic Catarrh. HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE ts taken Internally and acts through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the System, thus reducing the Inflammation and restoring normal conditions. All Drusslsta. Circulars free, F. J. Cbeney A Co., Toledo. Ohio. WHERE THEY WOULD BE LOST Deaf Mutes Had the Advantage In the Noisy Subway, but H-w About the Darkness? Thomas J. Walsh of Montana and his secretary were returning from a late session of the senate one night by way of the merry-go-round motor that runs through the subway. This queer, though reputed to be luxurious, motorcar makes more noise than an airplane, and In the clatter and noise one usually sits with closed eyes until whizzed through to the other end. On this particular occasion, however, two deaf mutes, utterly unconscious of the din, sat conversing easily on the front seat Senator Walsh watched their fingers fly, fascinated. Leaning over to his secretary, he yelled In his good ear: "Miles, they've got It on us, after all, haven't they?" But In a few minutes he followed it up gleefully with: "Say, Miles, where'd they be in the dark, though?" WOULD ALSO LIKE TO KNOW Problem Put Up to Private Kelly Was Something Over Whioh He Had Pondering. Kelly had drawn a summary fW being absent from post while on guard duty. "Where were you?" demanded the judge advocate, "when the sergeant of the guard passed Just in front of your post?" "At the rear," "Where were 'you when the corporal passed just behind It?" "At the front" "And now," triumphantly, "where were you when the sergeant and the corporal walked around your post from opposite directions without seeing you?" "Judge," said Kelly hopefully, "that's been worrying me. Where was I?"--The American Legion Weekly. Haw, Haw! "I must be getting absent minded," remarked the first doctor. "The other day when filling out a death certificate I placed my name in the spsce reserved for cause of death." "Huh!" commented the second doctor. "What makes you think that you are getting absent minded?"--Cincinnati Enquirer. In a Quandary; Tin in a tough position," declared the judge who had resigned to resume the practice of law. "Been employed to try to get a new trial for a man I sent to jaiL" "Well?" "Shall I decline the case or shall I make myself oat a mutt convicting this man?"--Louisville Courier- Journal. Priceless Money. An American soldier on duty with one of the allied missions recently walked Into a bank in 'Vienna, laid down $10 in gold and asked the cashier how many Austrian kroner he could get in exchange. The cashier looked at THE $10 and said: "Just many as you want." $*- The ModemlaWeDrink A combination of good, {flavor, economy, efficiency and health satisfaction INSTANT POSTUM /This pare and wholes beverage contains none o coffees harmful ingredients! Especially valuable in^ families with children. Sold Vy all Grocers- PRO-RISK WOMEN .Y. DOCKS Return to Piers With Longthortmen and Attempt to Crip* pie British Liners. SEAMBI STRIKE AS PROTEST Plans Laid to 8pread Walkout to Other Atlantic Seaports--Men Will Not Return Until England FTee§ Mayor Mao8weney. Asr Ifork, Aug. 80.--Hostfltttes were resumed by the five pro-Irish women pickets who started a demonstration that resulted In a walkout oi more than 2,000 longshoremen employed on British ocean liners as a pro test against Britain's Irish policy. The women returned to the pierr with a cohort of longshoremen supporters, Intent on crippling all British ships arriving in port Plans NLWO were said to be on foot to spread the protest strike to other Atlantic ports and to extend It if possible, to ship crews as well afe longshoremen. The demonstration started upon the arrival In port of the steamship Baltic, on which Archbishop Mannix sailed several weeks ago and from which he was removed by British officials in England without being allowed to disembark on Irish soil. Although the longshoremen out declared they would not return to work until Lord Mayor MacSweney of Cork had been released from Brixton prison, London, and Archbishop Mannix, Australian prelate, had been permitted to enter Ireland, their stand was not expected to prevent the sailing of a number of ships due to clear port Officials of the Cunard line and the International Mercantile Marine said the walkout had not Included any member of the cretps, and that If necessary, the shtps would clear with Incomplete cargoes. Officials of the International Longshoremen's association who discountenanced the walkout were hopeful that the men would rpturn to their posts. As a result a wireless message sent to the Mauretanla, which was due here in the afternoon, plans were made to have its baggage, passengers and cargo unloaded by the crew and the com pany*S dock force, Independent of the longshoremen. Asheville, N. C.. Aug. 30.--A sister «f Lord Mayor MacSweney of Cork, who is connected with a religious school here, has been Informed by the state department that no official action toward her brother's release is possible by the American government as he is not an American citizen. She telephoned Secretary Colby urging such action. Washington, Nov. 80.--A number of women who have been active In connection with the Irish freedom movement here, failed In their effort to lay before Secretary Colby a protest against the continued Imprisonment of Mayor MacSweney of Cork. After waiting several hours to see Mr. Colby, the women went to the White House, but found that officials there also were out London. ANA 80.--Premier Lloyd George at Lucerne Is being bombarded with appeals in behalf of Terrence MacSweney, lord mayor of Cork, who is on a HUNGER strike In prison here. The general tenor of the appeals Is that a show of clemency in this case would open the gate for reconciliation with Ireland, while a refusal would have the opposite effect Mayor MacSweney's condition is unchanged. He Is very weak, and one of his relatives remains almost constantly at his bedside. GREEN BAY IS GROWING FAST Wieoonein City Shows Inenesse In Population of 5,781--Los Angelas Has 976,488. Washington, Aug. 30.--Census figures given out include: Green Bay, Wis., 31,017; Increase, 5,781, or 22.9 per cent. Red Wing, Minn., 8,673; decrease, 411, or 4.5 per cent Huron, S. T>., 8,302; increase, 2,511, or 43.4 per cent. Hot Springs, Ark., 11,685; decrease, 2,729, or 19 per cent. Corpus Chrlstl, Texas, 10,522; Increase, 2,900, or 28 per cent Wayne county, Michigan. containing Detroit, 1,177,706, an increase of 646,115, or 121.5 per cent Los Angeles county, California, con talnlng Los Angeles, 076,438, an in crease of 432,307, or 85.8 per cent. Mrs. Chaplin Spurns $125,00S. Los Angeles, Cal., Aug. 30.--One hundred and twenty-five thousand dollars, it became known here. Is not sufficient to appease the feelings of Mildred Harris Chaplin. The offer was spurned by her attorneys, who are said to have Instructed the film actress to avoid meeting her husband or anyone representing him. Buach Heiress Weds. New York, Aug. 81.--Without formal announcements, Mrs. Hugo * Relslnger, daughter of Adolphus Bunch, St. LOUIS brewer, was married to Charles E. Greenough, New York and Newport society man. Train Hits Auto; Two Die. Burlington, la.. Aug. 81.--J. S. Fasts of Burlington and J. L. Snelson of New London were struck by a Burlington passenger train while attempting to cross the main line tracks. Both men were killed. Serbia Asks U. 8. to Probe. Washington, Aug. 30.--The United States has been requested by the Serblng government to. appoint representatives to an allied commission to Investigate the conflict between Albania and Jugo-Slavla. First Unen Paper Maker Dies. Westfield, Mass., Aug. 80.--Frederick A. Thompson, ninety-two years old, one of the oldest paper makers in this port of the country, died here. He was ssld to BE the first to manufacture the so-called Itoefepapar. ' r a / Lord Forster, the new governor general of Australia. He Is a man of wide experlerfte In public affairs In Rnglsnd. WOMEN GIVEN VOTE Secretary of State Cofcy Issues Proclamation. Document Signed at Eight O*etook at Cabinet Member's Home in Washington. * WflMifnffton, Ang. 28.--His proclamation announcing officially that the suffrage amendment to the Constitution had been ratified was signed by Secretary Colby of the state department on Thursday. The document was signed at 8 a. m. at Mr. Colby's home, when the certificate from Governor Roberts that the Tennessee legislature had ratified the amendment was received. Secretary Colby announced his action on his arrival at his office later. Secretary Colby's statement follows: "The certified record of the action of the legislature of the state of Tennessee on the suffrage amendment was received by mall this morning. Immediately on its receipt the record was brought to my house. This was In compliance with my directions and in accordance with numerous requests for prompt action. "I thereupon signed the certificate required of the secretary of state this morning at eight o'clock In the presence of Mr. F. K. Nielsen, the solicitor of the state department, and Mr. Charles L. Cook, also of the state department. The seal of the United States has been duly affixed to the certificate and the suffrage amendment Is now the nineteenth amendment of the Constitution. "It was decided not to accompany the simple ministerial action on my part with any ceremony or setting. This secondary aspect of the subject has, regretfully, been the source of considerable contention as to who shall participate in It and who shall not The proclamation recounts the process by which the new article 19 of the Constitution was presented and ratified, naming the ratifying states, and continues: "Now, therefore, be it known that I, Balnbrldge Colby, secretary of state of the United States, by virtue and In pursuance of section 205 of the revised statutes of the United States, do hereby certify that the amendment aforesaid has become valid to all intents and purposes as a part of the Constitution of the United States." NEW RAIL RATES IN EFFECT Twenty Per Cent Increase In Pasesn. pr Faroe and S3 1-3 Per Cant Raise in Freight Washington, Aug. 27.--Increased transportation charges on practically all railroad and steamship lines of the country became effective at midnight Wednesday. Nearly every railroad filed blanket schedules with the Interstate commerce commission, making effective the general Increase of 33 1-3 per cent in freight rates, 20 per cent. In passenger fares and excess baggage and milk charges and 50 per cent In charges for Pullman accommodations. Water carriers inaugurated joint rail and water traffic rate Increases corresponding to the all-rail advance. Steamship lines operating on the Atlantic coast. Great Lakes and Gulf of Mexico will increase their all-water rates from 20 to 40 per cent on freight and from 20 to 88 1-8 per cent on passenger traffic, as a result of a decision TUESDAY night by the shipping board. Many Russian Prisoners. Berlin. Aug. 80.--Sixty-five thousand bolshevlst soldiers have crossed the border into Germany. These, together with the 180,000 Russians who are still in Germany as prisoners, make a group of 245,000 Russians. Many Russ Captured. Paris, Aug. 30.--Eighty thousand Russian soviet soldiers have been captured in Poland, 40.000 killed and 30,- 000 interned In East Prussia, according to the latest report received from the French mission in Poland. Charity Gets $2,000,000. Chicago. Aug. 28.--Practically all of the $2,000,000 estate of the late Nellie A. Black, widow of John C. Black, one-time president of the Continental and Commercial National bank, was left to charity. . War Losses Astounding. Washington, Aug. 28.--The total loss in actual and potential life through the great war reached the astounding figure of 35,320,000, according to an announcement by Die American Red CSOAS;LI5IRE. "Eatonk--Worth Its Weight in Gold" Writes Mrs. E. L. Griffin from her kome in Franklin, N. H. "I feel like » new person. Stomach feels fine after eating--all from taking your wonderful eatonic. If s worth Its weight in gold." 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"But" remonstrated the clergyman, "can any of your neighbors play the piano?" "Oh, no," replied the woman cheerfully, "but there's a young fellow coming In tonight to show us how it goes." --London Chronicle. L- . •"$ onPtacticcd Skin Hygiene. Important to Mothw* Btxamlne carefully every bottle of GASTORIA, that famous old remedy for Infants and children, and see that It Bears the Signature of to Uss for Over SO Years. Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria The Basement Was Vacant, "You say," remarked a Brooklyn woman to a candidate for a job In her household, "that you were a month In your last place?" "Yes, mum," was the response. "A week with the lady on the top floor, a week with the lady on the third floor, a week on the second and a on the ground floor." SAY "DIAMOND DYES" Don't streak or ruin your material la a it on "Diaautad. la package* "CORNS" \ II I • . lift Right Off Without tan §VERywommt Know your own skin intunately. 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"Anyway, I've got a good job."--Buffalo Commercial. The largest part of some people Is their wishbone. Hypocrisy dressed clothes Is called tact tt Sunday Right Wee boys have their own way of judging time, as six-year-old Johnnie proved the other morning. His mother had taken him on a shopping tour with her. She shopped long and then met an acquaintance and began a discussion on the subject of her purchases. John endured It as long as he could. Then "he touched her elbow. "Hurry up, mother," he pleaded. "I would like to go to dinner before supper time. Wouldn't you?" Cutleura Soap for the Complexion. Nothing better than Cuticura Soap dally and Ointment now and then as needed to make the complexion clear, scalp clean and hands soft and white. Add to this the fascinating, fragrant Cuticura Talcum and you have the Cuticura Toilet Trio.--Adv. Liberal. Pastor--This morning I will have for my topic the Great Flood in Genesis. Prominent Member of Congregation (arising)--I've got an engagement to play golf so I can't stay, but I'll head the subscription list with $1,000 to ro> lleve the suffering Geneaians.---Cartoons Magazine. Making Hay. "Did the captain do anytMblf to dean up the precinct?" "Some say he got sixty thousand In a --LoulavUla Courier-Journal. Grace Hotel cmcaoo------ •2^1 Iwr SAt oectka arnu, 4att sMfton rdulrk lt, newly MtoitM hotel. A sate place for roar wits, mtlwr or sbtar. HOXSIE'S CROUP REMEDY • Ob sure cure tor Croup. No oita. oA Kella Co . Newbunrh. N. T.. Htlft The 10 Oeme to Northeastern Iowa tor Oera ] at tlTI to tlTB an aer*. Write tor J. O. Sehtum, Oelweln, Iowa. FRECKLES fis Allies. "Some of the boarders sat up talkfsf till 'way after midnight" "I heard 'em," answered Vfcl'SMt Oorntossel. "Mostly politics, wasn't ltr "Yee, but other things wss SMSt> tloned. Several &ld that If tha mosquitoes kep' tills bad they wars goln' to leave." 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