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ilK •*1nc«as Vlora Is Granddaughter of Eugene Kelly, Millionaies N«w York •anker--Hsr First Husband -v^ Wm Frank Jay Gould. N®w York.--Princess Vlora, former- "If Mrs. Helen Kelly Gould and more • ftcently Mrs. Balpb Thomas, may be ...: . tke first American to be addressed as i;.', ^ "year majesty." If she attains the throne oC Albania, ;•# seems possfc&le, she bids fair to ^; ;«elipse socially Princess Anaatttila of f Greece, formerly Mrs. William B. ,v Leeds, wlso, through her immlage to Prince Christopher of Orten, has iff*.;' ctlmPeft. Hie royal ladder higher than £. . «iy other American woman. Princess Vlora is In New York business," while her royal Prince Vlora, la at their house in Partfe pranging plans to ascend the throne • Of his grandfather. ^ The father of Vlfera, Ferid Pasha, to (Time minister to Abdul Hamfd, and tap working quietly with Turkish leed- • «rs. 8h« fnfin Parts. "What will you do in Albania, where Most of the men are potygamlsts and •Qdicted to bloody feuds?" I asked her £ her apartment in the Hotel Lenoric. "1 don't know," she said, smiling, ••perhaps remain most of the time In My Paris home with my two children-- Helen, who's nineteen, and Dorothy, Who's seventeen--who are now tn •ibool in Switzerland." The princess was Helen Margaret Belly, granddaughter of the millionaire New York banker, Eugene Kelly. " e was married at eighteen to Prank y Gould and after divorcing him otnrrled Ralph Thomas, son of the atigar king. After a brief married life, be died suddenly In 1014, leaving bar afcveral millions. |s * During the war she sailed for Paris, • Where she became a war nurse. While j|r tfeeuperating In Switserland, she told ate, she met Prince Vlora, who was brooding over the fate of Albania and meditating schemes 1m H* wrtwiflfu "He told me sad ifeMEliO' of *w>« » she continued, "of lta*ttB MMMT} and the picturesqmnafkpeople Bft was a delightful «fea» and I rnnfbaa that I lost my heart tO fcim. We married quietly. "Whether the prince will become king of Albania la not certain. It Is well known In diplomatic circles the problem of finding a satisfactory ruler Is a hard one. "Albania isthe roughest country In the Balkans, a country of wild mountains, entirely without railroads. The only towns are situated on the coast of the Adriatic. The entire population la less than USWMXKk. - m JM* ptjfroesa explai , war Prlndtj wHtf 4»*raan i Ubf e< Albania «t snrreartsd, ab« said. ta l««iance of t*e monntslnesfa. Saaad Pasha awl toealefeiaCttlM hsme to him. sfe-t£i I'Miii iiil'H aMwy. since th«a tbe ftntaias have occupied more of AJfcaMa mm ftthmd hands with the allies, opera ting froaa SalontkL "I am here to asalst my huaband In my own way," Princeaa Vlora and. "If he wants the throne be can lata ft "1 am very much In love with him and will help him all I can, but I think 1 would prefer to spend most of my time la Paris. "My mission boa la to rest and to see certain friends on certain matters of UBportanca" ' ^ * 7 „ '1»'11' ' V /-> J *" 2T Air Craft Direetor of Naval Aviation Lays Out Extensive Program Iqt &er" Summer and Fall. !$l* BIG MRSHTS TO TAKE MOT Qlant Dirigible Purchased Prem Qraat irttaln Will Take Trip Weet aa far as Chicago--Maneuvera Also Planned for PaoMft iwless" Milk Made in Boston /Washington.--With Atlantic Pacific fleet air forces mobilised at bases on the two coasts, an intensive program of summer and fall maneuvers Is being planned by Capt. William A. Uoffatt, director of . naval aviation. Starting with the Joint army and navy bombing tests off the Atlantic coast^vJhatjpied to test the offensive value of aircraft against naval vessels, navy flyers will be'put through several months of stiff exercises. Early io Jnly the naval airship ZR-2; purchased in Great Britain, will fly to this country In charge of an Anierjoaft crew. A great aerial demonstration will mark her arrival. Detachments of seaplanes, flying boats and dlrlgk bles will fly far oat to sea to meet ttt big airship and escort her to a point on the Atlantic coast Jaat north of Boston. Test Meeting Mast The ZH 'J will then skirt the coast southward, passing over the principal cities to Philadelphia, then proceed to the giant navy hangar at Lakeliurat, N. J.. and be "anchored** to a "mooring mast," the first device of tbla kind to be erected In this country. *" Experts from Great Britain will superintend the erection of the mast which will be a steel structure about 150 feet high with a swiveled bridle at the top to which the nose of the dirigible will be moored, permitting the ship to swing always nose to the wind. The structure will cost about $50,000, and probably be fitted with an elevator to carry the crew of tbe dirigible to and from the grouud. After being thoroughly overhauled, the J&K-u will undertake a uuaa country cruise to slioW the tfilp to the people. Will Pass Over Many Cltlee. Present plans call for a trip to Chicago and return, at least by way of the southern border of the Great Lakes, and If cities west of Chicago provide mooring facilities the crulae may be extended Indefinitely. The ship can make a round trip to Chiago without refueling. Basing on Lakehurst, the ZR-2 is to operate along the- coast later add participate In air fleet mobilisation und extensive maneuvers and tactical drills. On the Pacific coast similar maneuvers will be conducted In connection with the Pacific fleet. It Is possible u squadron of naval aircraft may attempt a trip "around the rim" of the country from a point In Washington state to Maine, during the year, tbe longest airplane cruise ever attempted. itans for a flight froin San Diego, Cal., to this city have been abandoned, ns Capt. H. C. Mustln, commanding the Pacific fleet air force, who would have led the expedition, cannot be spared from summer exercises of.the Pacific air forces. Photograph of Dr. IS. B. Carr and U. H Cunrforui making "eowtesa" synthetic milk In tbe laboratory of a sanitarium near Boston. It to made from eats, peanuts and water. Vegetarians approve It because it contains no animal fats; food experts are inclined to reject It for tbe same reaaon. Dead Hero Made a Marshal. Paris.--Gen. Galllenl, former mln Ister of war and former military gov ernor of Paris, who sent the army of Paris to the Marne In 1914 tn taxi cabs and who died In 1916, has been posthumously named a marshal of France In a decree signed by President MUlerand. This was In nrcordancc with authorization #ven by parliament recently. \ Seek Navy Students Marine Corps Is Authorized to Assist in Recuiting. Htlnm Will Aooept EwllalwHn^Jsf Midshipmen at the Aaftapotla "I Academy. Washington.--Y oung&ters between tbe ages of eighteen and nineteen years, with ambitions to become midshipmen at the United States Naval academy, now will be accepted for enlistment at all marine corps recruiting stations. One hundred enlisted men are appointed to tbe Naval academy each year, after a competitive examination given enlisted men of the navy and marine corps. They must not be more than twenty years of age on April 1 of the year It Is desired to enter, and must have been in the service at least one year by August 15 of that year. Adhering to Its policy of rewarding meritorious members of Its enlisted personnel with commissions, the marine corps will open an officers' training school in or near Washington tbts summer to fill over a hundred vacancies tn the commissioned personnel of the corps. During the war more than 800 enlisted men were commissioned tn this country anil France. Tbe highest rank so far attained by an enlisted man who received bis commission as a reward for meritorious service Is that of a senior colonel. The order recently issued by tbe major general cotamandant speclilea that no noncommissioned officer -rill be considered for such advancement who shall have bad less than one year's service In tbe army, navy or marine corps, of which not leaf than six months shall have been tn tbe marine corps. Only men between the ages of twenty-one and twentyyears will be considered. miSMLPet Snakes Protect Home, Say8 Editor Mlddletown, N. Y.--Hare yon a little snake In your home? They make 'fine watchdogs and pets for the children, according te Editor William Hones, who runs a country newspaper and Is known as ^Theodore Roosevelt's double. He says the snake Is one of man-'s best friends and should be In every home. Snakes destroy rats, mice and other pests, be declares, purge the house walls of infections and protect the sleeping hoasehold. ' Joeephua Daniels' ambition aa a youth was to be a professional baaeball player. Nation's Per Capita WtatthNow $2£00 Xbe per capita wealth of the United State* has increased £2WS since 1914, It was announced by the Government Loan organisation. It is estimated that on Feb. 1. 1921, tbe total wealth of the country was *3uu,uuu,uuu,uuu This Is an increase of f9U,UU0>* uuo.UUU during tbe last seven years. If this wealth were divided equally amfing tbe 107,000.000 persons In the country each would have $2,800. In 1014 each would have had $2,564. Tbe practice of thrift daring tbe war was partly responsible for the Increase, according to the Loan organization.. #°t. Persia has no distilleries, breweries or saloons, and native wine Is tbe only intoxicating beverage ase& .v^. % French, Polish Armies Lead British Statistics Compare Number of Men Under Arms In Variewe European Nations. Washington.--Krance and "Poland lead by large majorities tbe other continental nations of Europe In military effectives now under arms, according to British statistics received here in official circles. The table of tbe continental armies Is as follows: . Austria Belgium Bulgaria. Cs*cho-8k>vald& -• Denmark .......... Finland France Germany I... Greece ............. Hungary Italy «• Netherlands ...... Norway Poland Portugal ........... Rottmaoia Spain Switzerland 22'22 Bsrb-Ownt' mi sue stats, SS.000 147.0M i«.«e 36,000 8m09,.6m31 2ao.ow 35.00# 300.00S 21,400 15,400 eoo.ooo 30,000 leo.ooo 130,715 56,200 200,000 Prance controls approximately tw<* thirds of the slightly more than 3,000,000 men reported under arms today in Europe, it was pointed out, by her understandings concluded with Belgium, Csecbo-Slovakia, Poland, Romania and Jugo-Slavla. COURT BARS U. S. SPELUNO Australian Chief Justioe Rulee In Favor of the English - - Forme.. '= IMboaifti.' Victoria,' ^ American forms of spelling have been barred from official documents In the high rourt. The federal chief Justice has announced that he will not allow their introduction and has ordered '-he spelling of the words "program" and "center" changed to "programme and "centre." He remarked that Ei spewing was good wnwgh te*Mm* dray Is the predominating color of tbe moment. If there Is any doubt as to the truth of this sweeping statement, writes a New York fMblQP correspondent, then visit the smart restaurants at any hour of the day or take a walk up Fifth avenue or any other street and note what Is seen. There is so much of this shade, Indeed, that one stops a moment to wonder just how long It will last and what the next change In color will be. There are signs pointing toward the lighter shades of tan, for now and then a champagne gown or coat or cape Is seen, and It brings a nice relief from the preponderance of tbe various tones of gray. ' Just now if a coscnme is not all gray from Up to toe then it seems to -i tloo of dark bftm are among the smartest that are to be seen upon the streets. One Is a model fresh from theworkrooms of Jenny In Paris. Its up-" per section is made tn gray woolly material and the lower section Is made of some thick material In black embroidered with threads of the gray drawn through it to form a plaid design. The cape la one of those new lines that are quite scant in width and perfectly straight In line, hanging from a little yoke that fits the shoulders snugly and supports a straight collar. The hat worn with the cape shows how large the hats can be worn when they reach the limits of the French fashion tqr this season. Indeed, there is no limit to the extremes of width which they attain, and even then they do not remain content, but must sutake pride In having some touch of pernim pose att {tth) att eexxaagecgeerraatteedd lliinnee gray about It, If It Is only the feather I , J**1 ' ki^.M L .k„ h„» i trimming of some sort that makes them appear even wider. In this Instance it la a loosely arranged ponn drooping from the brim of the hat or the shoes of gray worn With a frock that Is otherwise quite dark and inconspicuous. Gray, ludeed, has taken Its place along with the shades of dark blue and black as being an accepted out-of-doors color as well as a favorite tohe for wear within doors. It Is good for the young and for tbe old. In fact. It recognizes no class or distinction as to age or stature. It Is the all around good color of the season, and women are making the most of Its popularity to use It In every possible way. Hat, Shoes, Qlovee la Gray. One of the favorite methods of wearing gray when tbe whole costume Is not In tone Is to have the hat and shoes and gloves of that color, each of them matching each other exactly In tone. Not a few of the gray silk Mr*. Osborne Says She Shudders ; When She Thinks Hour i t She Suffered. "Tor years," said Mrs. V. B. Osborne. of T18 Lancaster Ave., Lexington. Kji ave been in a run-down condition; 1 Aras acany sudden Qown of Black Taffeta. ctftpe Ureases are adorned with frtafce, and this ^s always In the same tone as the materials from which the frock is fashioned. Gray capes and those of that color combined with one porpom of stiff little feathers, but often It is an ostrich puff or a bow of tulle or a drooping feather or some stray btts of flowers or fruit hanging from the edge. The brims droop either at both sides or all the way round, as the case may be. The trimmings are scanty and artistically posed upon the spreading brims so that they tell for all they are worth la their rather laoluted way. Season for One-Piece Drees. The season for the one-piece dress of serge has also arrived. When there Is no cape or outer wrap then the street gown Is of serge or tbe suit Is of that or some other light material. Tbe suits, when they are smartest, are quite plain, with long waist lines andwith straight lines that are nevertheless fitted to follow the lines of the figure with a delicate nicety. They are worn with trim little hats and with blouses that, while they are mostly plain, are still made with quantities of handwork and a sufficient numbe|j of frills to make them becoming. < Tbe serge dresses are made on the simplest of lines. Really they havt the slightest amount of fit and the smallest, amount of material to inaka them notable. But they are apt to he embroidered tn some way or trimmed with little facings or edgings In some bright color of silk or silk braid that gives them that fresh chic which makes them notable. There are any number of gray dresses made of <«erge and worn with big black or dark blue hats, and then there are the poptllar little street dresses, made of a light, say gray, apper section, and a lower section of the black or daric blue, a narrow belt of the darker tone being used to hold them to a semblanqi of form about the waist line. Evening dresses have their predilection for gray, and when It Is not exactly gray then those tones of mauve and light blue creep In and become that shading between gray and some more vivid color when ORe Is not sure under the night lights exactly what the tone may be. There are layers and layers of chiffon about these simple little evening frocks, and sometimes many shade* of the same color and combined In sach a subtle manner that one Is not sure where one tone leaves off and the other begins. The skirts are made in a succession of frills or In an arrangement of petal formations so that they become Just soft masses of the becoming material. And as for trimming, there Is none, or perhaps It Is but a band of ribbon about the waist line or a bunch of artificial flowers--Just tiny little flowers. The bodices are simply finished by edgings of plcotlng, and the more often than not there are io sleeves at all. nervous, weak and dizzy, tually so nervous that noise or excitement would produce a pa^ltatlon of my heart that frightened me. 1 absolutely coald not climb stairs, for to attempt such would tlmroughly exhaust me. I had nervous headaches and when they came on It seemed that an Iron band was drawn tight around my h»*ad. 1 now shudder when I think or those headaches. My stomach was weak and 1 could not digest the lightest liquid food. Any food of a solid nature caused nausea rind the sickening sensation remained for hours. "My misery was almost unbearable. My sleep was never sound aliid I was worn out all the time. My condition was Indeed a very deplorable one. i finally sought treatment In Cincinnati, but nothing helped me one particle. I was on the verge of giving up In despair when a neighbor pleaded w'th me to try Tanlac. 1 obtained a bottle of the medicine and began Its use. "I began Improving at once and *oop felt my nervousness and dizziness dls appearing. Then my headaches l»*ft me and I realized my strength find re turned. My appetite and digestion Improved and 1 am now so much better In every way. This Tanlac Is a wonderful medicine and the only one that ever really helped me. 1 hope every poor woman who Is suffering as 1 did will try It." Tanlac Is sold by leading druggists everywhere.--Ad*. 8tubs tn check books cover a tatftltude of disappointments. Anew siz^packagel Ten for 10c. Very convenient. ^ Dealers carry both; 10 for 10c; 20 for20o* ft*8 toasted. ^ Evening Gowns of Tulle As always at this time of the year, there are any number of tulle evening gowns to be seen. This season It Is the real silk net, and tbe colors are the most beautiful that have been seen In a long while. They are made up over foundations of chiffon, while underlying slips are often done In a contrasting color to provide a variance of tone. Then there *re the dyed laces for evening gowns that.are being worn a great deal. Tbey are combined either with tulle or with chiffon and sometimes with cotton net, but always the material and the trimming seem to hove been dipped In tbe same dye solution. for there la not a whit of divergence between their shades. There Is the popular frock that la made with a skirt covered with dyed lace railings and with the plain tittle bodlea made of chiffon In the same tone. Then there Is another model that has a skirt made entirely of plaited tulle flounces and a bodice made of the dyed lace draped or fitted as the Individual ftgare my demand. The dresses (hat are coming along. the ones that the smart dressmakers are showing for wear a little later In the season, are those of taffeta with trimmings of lace or organdie. These are the frocks that will be so good for street wear when tbe wearer becomes too hot for a wrap of any sort The taffeta frocks, too, are tremendously satisfactory for afternoon wear, for they retain a freshness of line and contour that la always pleasing. In Paris at the Longchamps races there were displayed a number of taffeta dresses of this sort with very full skirts, sometimes ruffled over tbelr entire surface*. Another dress of black taffota has sleeves that are full and flowing and set Into .quite straight armholes. They are of chiffon that falls gracefully over {he arm to tbe wrist, wben It is allowed to spread out to Its foil length. The neck and sleeves of this frock are kept strictly plain in finish, but there Is a fascinating crushed ribbon l>elt made of gold and black blocked ribbon, tied with a sttff bow nnder the left arm,* No Soap Better --For Your Skin-- Than Cuticura |Smf 25c, Oiatmeat 25 50c, Talc» 25c. DO YOU SMOKE? SAVE 50% by Importing your cigar, from Tobacco Grower.. Bos •f 60. 13.76 C. O. D PORTO RICO TRADING CO.. Box 1174, San Juan, Porto Rico. MORE THAN HE COULD STAND Mr. Cityman Changed His Mind When Business Partner Began to Brag About His Garden. What He Said to His Wlffe--If you want a garden this year you bad better hire somebody to make it. I'm not going to try It again. I've figured It out; and If I would spend on my business the time 1 put tn on that garden 1 would make enough money to keep us In vegetables for fifty years. 1 am off It for life. What He Said to His Neighbor--1 don't think Tit bother with a garden this year. It doesn't pay; 1 may do a little; but the digging and tbe labor-- I'm off that for life. What He Said to His Partner--Well, bow's the gurden coming along? I'm rot doing much with mine this year. What? How high did you ray? Already? What seed did you use? What He Said to His Wife When He Got Home An Hour Early That Day- Call me when dinner's ready. I've got to get tbe garden started today or III never raise a thing.--I-lfe. Bad Form to Take Off Coat To Be la Keeping With Myla, Would* tmt Now Wearing Vestsas to " Lieu of Waists. A certain amount of skepticism followed In the wake of tbe announceatent that salts were again de riguer. Those whose Interest It Is to make suits fashionable have so faithfully started that cry aea son after season only to have tt prove the call of a false prophet, so when again tbe cry for salts was beard it was more or less unheeded. It seemed to be the old, old story of wolf, wotf. However, suits are here again and are acknowledged to be tbe smartest •tttre. It Is about time. Having learned to dispense wltb them almost --If not quite entirely--we are now called upon to beeome reconciled to the shirtwaist and skirt Idea. It la really this that has proven tbe greatest enemy of the suit; but women have learned that It Is about as bsd form to take off tbelr coats In a Mtanrant aa It la for a man to do so, and are accommodating themselves to this idea, wearing vestees often In lieu of waists, and giving little thought to tbe waist other than Its effectiveness aa a "front" and a collar. One finds women again wearing the collars of tbelr blouses outside the coat, and tbe cuffs too for that matiz*--- •*§i la ie straight line of slenderaess more graceful than tbe curve of beauty? It would seem that the costumerx this spring are striving to bring the two schools of thought together. Some insist that severely straight lines are the shortest distance to fashion, while others believe the suggestion of a curye Is essential. Few Buttons Needed. ^ IfOdels for fall call for few bait Of those that will be used, fancy Ivory ones for suits are popular. Strange Inconsistencies Here Is one of life's inconsistencies: A mouse Is afraid of a rami, a man Is •fruld of « woman, and a wosftan Is afraid of a mouse.--Exchange. Untold agony la a .aecret a woman can't repeat. Ma Yoa canft led so IK bat wbal * T roll maha feel >, *v irf/ • 16799 m DIED in Mew Yorit City alone from H&» ney trouble last year. Docrt alkm yourself to become a victim b? _ neglecting pains and aches. 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Write A-B P EOONOMIZI CO r.< Broadway, NEW VOKK KREMOUS" WOMOCftFUL MM W. N. U., CHICAGO, NO. 24-1921. TWO THINGS NOT LOOKED FOR Rvsn Stolid Englishman Saw ths Mi* mor in One of Josh Billing* ' Famous Jokea. Andrew Carnegie told a good stsvy at the expense of Matthew Arnold M his "Autobiography." It seems ttuc the English critic was not successful In his lectures In the United Statea. but he was anxious to learn, and ba asked how Josh Billings held his andience. The American humorist replied : "Well, you mustn't keep tbaat laughing too long, or tbey will think you are laughing at them. After giving the audience amusement yon mnst become earnest and play the xerloos role. For instance. There am tnfe things In this life for which no man is ever prepared. Who will tell ssa what these are?* Finally soma en* ^ cries out, 'Death.' 'Well, who givas me the otherf Many respond-- wealth, happiness, strength, marriage taxes. At last Josh begins solemnly: 'None of you has given the aeeottd. There are two things on earth to which no man Is ever prepared, and them's twins,' and the bonan sMN**%.t Mr. Arnold did alaow * ^ Possibly. An expert announces that there a*n ten causes of crime. Wander If belief In the old adage that "tbe 9Mt die roang* Is one of them. Let This Food Help "feu to Health Sound nourtehmerit for body and brairt with no overloading and no tax upon thi d^gestion,i3 secured from Grape It embodies the nutrition of thefidd grains, and it makes for better health and bodily efficiency. Read/ to serve--an idsal breakfast or hmch/'7&ef»5 a Reason