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Special Ceremonies Provided for , J||i$al of Unidentified M-' dier at Arlingtoiw. . $0 ORATION BY THE PRESIDENT ftorfy Selected So as to Preclude P#»- vibiltty of Future'identifications To Be Brought to U. 8. on Dewey's Flagship. Washington, Sept 2ft.--Never has (Plater tribute been paid tbe memory of s general of the army than will mark the burial of an unidentified enlisted man in Arlington National cemetery November 11. The funeral escort will be that prescribed for a general, Secretary Weeks announced, and in addition there will be special ceremonies not provided for in army regulations. escbl*t will consist of a battalion of field artillery, a squadron oi cavalry, a combat regiment of foot troops composed of one battalion regular infantry, one battalion of marines and sailors combined, one battall (Mi of National Guard and the Matine band. The pallbearers will consist of eight general officers to be selected by Secretary Weeks and four admirals to be chosen by Secretary Denby. Tbe bodybearers will be five warrant or noncommissioned officers of the regular army and three of the navy. Special invitations to serve as "of- •dal mourners" will be extended to all medal or honor men, one representative for every 1,000 men who served In the World war, one officer and one enlisted man from each arm and service of the army and navy, one member of the American Legion from each state and one member of each of the other permanent veteran organisations. The body will 11$ in state at the capitoi previous to the ceremonies. The route from the capitoi to the Arlington amphitheater will be lined on both sides with foot troops, one man every five yards. This will require 5,000 men, who will come from regular and National Guard troops in the vicinity of Washington. President Harding, at the head of a delegation he will name later, will Beet the remains at the amphitheater and will deliver an oration. The interment services will be presided over by Rev. Charles Henry Brent, former Chaplain with the American expeditionary forces. Minute gund will be Ural at Fort Myer from the time the Cnneral cortege leaves the capitoi until It reaches Arlington. The body, which will be selected so as to preclude the possibility of future Identification will be brought to tfce United States on the "battleship Olympia, Admiral Dewey's flagship In the battle of Manila bay. It Is scheduled to arrive at the Washington navy yard after dark on tbe night of November 9. r; 1ftREE SLAIN WITH CLUB ' f-* • I i. ;Jt ... Ilan, Wife and Daughter Killed at Dowagiac, Mich.--Face. Crushed. With ®P,ked Weapon. 'JL'i % . - I>owaglac, Mich., Sept. 22.--One flhgerprlnt, stamped In blood, Is the V due to tbe murder of William * ; Monroe, forty-eight, his wife, fortyll'f-- fw>r, and their daughter, Neva, sevi - . Stiteen, who were beaten to death With a nail-studded club in their home „the western edge of this town, probably some time Saturday night #, ; V Another daughter, Ardith, twelve fL ? fears old, was struck in the face with tbe same club. She lies unconscious ' to Lee institute and may die. • V The murders were not discovered •„ SDtll Tuesday. Grace McKee, eight ~--"fCars old, daughter of a neighbor, *ent to the Monroe home to learn v Wby she had not seen her playmate. *4rdith, fojr over two days. prreft rtAGUE.^ M ""M 1 *-4T tfiNA : .ON President Formally Starts m tfgnjtf Meeting on Unempioyi ^ i i n e n t at C a p i t a l V * - MBS. HfsWRY C. Ml Wf Hotel Physifcian Declarer Rupt ?|ure Was His First Diag- Tj nosis of Case. tvjov F. Tagueof Mass achusetts, a member of the ways and means committee is one of a number of congressmen who demand an inquiry into the activities of tbe Ku Klux Klan. ARBUCKLE IN COURT Movie Comedian Faces Murder Charfle at Frisoo. Case Heard In Judge Lazarus' Court, . Which Is a Women's Courtroom f&'fy . ---Men Excluded."-; Slfn Francesco, Cal., Sept. 23.--Hie preliminary hearing of Roscoe ("Fatty") Arbuckle, film comedy star, on a charge of murder in connection with the death of Miss Virginia Rappe, Chicago movie actress, following revels In his rooms, before Police Judge Lazarus occupied the attention of all connected with tbe case. Men were excluded from the hearing, as Judge Lazarus' court Is a women's courtroom and no men, except witnesses, court officiaJs and newspaper reporters can be admitted. The prosecution will endeavor to prove at the hearing, District Attorney Brady has announced, the contention that Arbuckle mistreated Miss Rappe In his suite In the St. Francis hotel, September 5, and caused Injuries which resulted In her death four days later. The complaint under which Arbuckle had been held In Jail without ball, was sworn to by Mrs. Bambina Maud Delmont, Grisly medical details, based on post-mortem examination of the beautiful girl's body, constituted the whole of the afternoon's testimony. At the end, Judge Lazarus announced that in view of the salacious nature of the evidence, women would hereafter be excluded from the courtroom. Location, size and appearance of the several bruises on Virginia Rappe's body, together with details of the autopsy--even the precise condition and appearance of the dead actress' internal organs--aU were minutely, unsparingly described. The effect trai sickening. W' „$AYS MINES P»Y DEPUTIES •TUfest Virginia Attorney " General " Makes tbe Statement to Senate Investigating Committee. Washington. Sept. 23.--The system • fcy which coal operators in the West "Virginia fields pay the salaries of deputy sheriffs was held to be the principal cause of complaint from the qiin- «Ts and to be largely responsible for fhe recent mine disorders In statements made to the senate Investigating committee In Charleston by Attorney General England and made public on return of the committee to Washington. • Called In to give the committee his W #ews the attorney general declared '""mat while the law specifically prohlb- ; tied such employment it provided no penalty and consequently was Ig- : »'-%:/• ^ v Telephone Patrons en S^rlk*' Newman Grove, Neb., Sept. 27.-- a; Patrons of the local telephone company v a meeting here voted to go on a Strike October 1 by refusing to patronlie the company.- The action is in pro- , Jjpst against a rate advance. 1,100 KILLED IN EXPLOSION Chemical Plant at Oppau, German) Blows Up With Heavy Loss of Live--4,000 Injured. Berlin, Sept. 23.--The town of Op pan. In tbe Rhine Palatinate was completely destroyed by an explosion in the Badische Chemical works which Mas followed by fire. The force of tht shock was felt for 15 miles. Tbe management of the Badlsch> Chemical works estimated that 1.10C persons had been killed and 4,000 more were injured. The damage is estimated at 150, 000,000 marks, nominally $37,000,000. Dense clouds of smoke and chemical fumes which poured from the wrecked vats hindered the work ol rescue. The rescuers had to weai gas masks befyre tbey could venture close to the scene. Oppau was a "war town," developed to help furnish chemicals foi munitions and gas used by the German army. ' WILLIAM S. PORTER IS DEAD PRESIOBfTUIL SPEECH SHORT Makes No Secret of His Strong Belief That Path to Business Revival Is a Rough One, Demanding Many Sacrifices. Washington, Sept. 27.--President Harding formally opened the national conference on unemployment here I thi& morning with an address dealing generally with the need for readjusti ment and revival of business to end ' the jobless era. Then the conference jumped into the task of building the road to that readjustment and revival. The presidential speech was short, as a result of his determination to give free hands to the representatives of the employed and employing classes he has asked to solve the problem. Still he spent tbe most of his Sabbath afternoon putting the finishing touches on that message in behalf of the millions out of work. The President made no secret of his strong belief that the path to business revival Is a rough one, leading_through readjustment sacrifices on both the employing and employed sides. He regards those readjustment losses as "inescapable" if the country wants to see the dawn of better days. Harding and Hoover Confer. During tbe week the President and Secretary of Commerce Hoover spent on the Mayflower they went over the unemployment question fore and aft, figuring on what couid be accomplished by the conference. It was agreed that In the readjustment alpne lay the solution and Secretary Hoover, as chairman of the confe&nce, will work in that direction. In that connection it is barely possible that Henry Ford, the automobile manufacturer, who is employing 43,000 men in his Highland Park plant and showing record-breaking production figures as the direct result of afterthe- war readjustment, may be called before the conference. Among the members is his former business associate, Mayor James Cousens of Detroit. "Mr. Hoover Is desirous of getting information on the unemployment situation wherever it Is available," was the reply made for the conference chairman in answer to suggestions that Mr. Ford was the one man who had demonstrated his ability to cope with the trying postwar economic conditions. President Goes to Conference. WhUe the secretary of commerce, like the President, has been careful to refrain from presuming what the assembly of distinguished employers, labor leaders and economists would do, there has been no hesitancy on statements about what would not be done. For instailee, it Is certain that discussions on relations of capital afid labor will be avoided. The sessions will be held In the conference room of the Department of Commerce. It is there that the President delivered his message at ten o'^ock this morning. He went to the conference he has called rather than have them come to the White House to get the message, as some members courteously proposed to do. . PREFERS DEATH TO WORK of Lincoln Funeral Train Crew Je juried at Jersey- • :p vine, HI. Jerseyvffie, m., Sept 27.--The deatti of William S. Porter, seventy-three, whose body was buried here, it is believed marked the passing of the last member of the Lincoln funero' train crew which bore the body of the martyr President from Washington to Springfield. Mr. Porter at, the tlm< was seventeen. , , Allies to War on Hungarjj^ jj Paris, Sept. 26,--Hungary mtist lb the near future completely withdraw from Burgenland or West Hungary, awarded to Austria by the treaty of Trianon, or be forcefully expelled by the allies, she was notified by the council of ambassadors here. Arkansas Slayer Given Life Galls Jiu$rs Squirrels for M# ^ Hanging Hin& vv, Beifett,4 - Ark., Sept. 27.--Alftrey Nance, twenty-five, convicted of the murder of his wife, was sentenced to life in paison at hard labor. When asked if he bad anything to say, Nance replied: "If I am guilty of murder, I am entitled to the death penalty. Judge, I object to hard labor. I thank you for your courtesy, and< the two fellows who defended me, but some of the twelve Jurors axe squirrel#. They should have given me the death penalty." U. S. MAY CALL HEADS OF KLUX p, f v 10,000 See Double Hanging. Crestview, Fla., Sept. 27.--A double "Sh, vexecution took place here when Putf * nam Ponsell and Jake Martin paid ^he death penalty for the murder at m «««n ^iu »>e. aA ccrrocwwda eessttiirm ated at 10,000 witnessed the hanging. •ifr-lUt1 • * * , Sell $63,000,000 Certificate*. Washington, Sept. 24.--The gov«ni- PPCcSient has disposed of additional rall- 1 ..road equipment trust certificates to amount of $30,208,500 through the War Finance corporation. This ;; ,the total disposed of $63,482,500. Half-Breed Is Released. !>®™*Stac, Mich., Sept. 24.--A bloody *nger print cleared Herbert Smith, yu \ ' aa'f-breed Indian, of complicity in *4 Dowagiac's triple murder mystery. Unslvely that b« is lBnaeamft. Alleged Thief Surrenders. Montreal. Sept. 26.--Collin Ogllvlt Cameron, former manager of Thornton, Davidson & Co., Montreal stock-brokers, surrendered to the police. He was sought on a warrant charging him vgXtb stealing $180,000 from his firm. i Boy Vanishes in Sandpit. ri Spokane, Wash., Sept. 26.--William McLaehlln, eight, has vanished. Playmates said he fell into a sandpit. Thousands of tous of sand have been excavuieu and s pond dragged in the search for the body, but to no avail. Intimated That Attorney General Will Order Officials of Klan to Washington. Washington, Sept. 28.--High officials off the Ku-Klux Klan may be summoned to Washington for Interrogation by the Department of Justice, Attorney General Daugherty indicated. Director Burns of the department's bureau of Investigation, Mr. Dau&hertjr announced, has been Instructed to set his agents at work on an Investigation of the Klan's organization in yarlous parts of the country. i; Mrs. Henry C.. Mustin, \v;re «f Captain Mustin. assistant chief of the bureuu of navai ^aeronautics, will make her home In Washington where she has been a popular member of naval social circles In the past. ASSERTS WOMAN NOT DRINK U. S. MARKET -REPORT Marketgram of Bureau of Markets and Crop Estimates; Washington, Sept. 27.--For the week anding Sept. 25.--GRAIN--Prices were unsettled throughout the week and closed unchanged to fractionally lower for the »even day period. There was good undertone on the IStth, 20th, ^2d and 23d chiefly influenced by large exports of wheat and flour during July and August, but the upturns were lost on profit taking. Kansas City and Omaha report good milling Jemand for cash wheat. Wheat receipts small; country offerings light.. Country jflerings on corn larger at close, mainly from Iowa: rains in Illinois checking the movement there. During the week, Chicago shipped 2,204,000 bushels of com to Canadian ports. Closing prices In Chicago cash markets--No. 2 red winter irheat, tl.26; No. 2 hard winter wheat, 11.26; No. 2 mixed corn, 54o; No. 2 yellow :orn, 54c; No. 3 white oats, 35c. Closing prices--Chicago December wheat 11.26; December corn, 52Vfcc; Minneapolis Decemaer wheat, $1.39%; Kansas City December wheat, $1.17?;; Winnipeg Decerrtber wheat, 11.32%; Chicago September wheat, $1.23%; 3eptember corn, 52%; Minneapolis September wheat, $1.48; Kansas City September wheat, $1.16; Winnipeg October arheat, $1.39%. HAY--Quoted September 23--No. 1 timothy, New York, $27.00; Cincinnati, $19.75; Chicago, $24.00; Atlanta, $28.00; Memphis, B4.00; No. 1 alfalfa, New York, $26.00; Memphis, $22.50; Kansas City, $18.00; No. I prairie, Kansas Ciiy, $11.50; Chicago, H7.00. FEED--Market for wheat feeds very lull and transactons small. Oluten feed declined $1.50 per ton during the week. Hominy feed, alfalfa meal and beef pulp ill easy because of very little inquiry. Quoted September 23--Spring bran, Minneapolis, $13.00; Philadelphia, $22.00; hard winter bran, Kansas City, $11.00, jfor prompt, and $11.50 for October standard middlings, New York, $23.75; Minneapolis, P4.00. Unseed meal, New York, $47.50; Minneapolis, $38.50; Kansas City, $41.50. Cottonseed meal, Memphis, $36.00; Atlanta, $39.00. Gluten feed, Chicago, $28.65. White hominy, Chicago, $22.50; Cincinnati, >26.50. Alfalfa meal, Kansas City, $17.50. FRUITS AND VEGETABLES--Potato ihipments increased toward the end of the week. City markets dull and weak under liberal supplies. Demand and movement slow. Northern round" whites, In Chicago carlot market, up 15@20c the middle of the week at $2.50@2.60 per 100 lbs. sacked, but closed weaker at $2.4*K§ J.E0; New York round whites down S0c~ In New York city at $2.10@2.20 per 100 lbs. bulk; Minneapolis round whites up SO cents at shipping points at $1.95^2.10; Maine cobblers off 10©20c at shipping points at $1.42@1.46 bulk per 100 lbs. In city, lower at $2.1;i@2.50. Carlot sales In Chcago at $26.00^28.00. Onion markets fairly steady with slow demand; eastern yellow varieties ranged $3.50^4.00 per 100 lbs. sacked in leading eastern markets and ruled firm at Massachusetts shipping points at $3.75; middlewestern yellow globes up 50c, ranging $3.T5@$4.00 In New York and $3.504i4.25 in other markets. Supplies of good apples light in New York where wealthys @2% advanced $1.0C ©1.50 per barrel and closed firm at $9.00® >.60. New York Baldwins ©2% firm at shipping points at $6.00. 'Northwestern boxed Jonathans firm at shipping points at $1.75^2.25; $4.50<g^,00 in New York. DAIRY PRODUCTS -- Butter markets barely steady and unsettled undertone continues, especially at New York where prices on top grades have declined one cent during the past two days. Undergrades weak and accumulating. Demand for all grades mostly limited to immediate needs. Closing prices, 92 score, New York 43%c; Chicago, 43c; Philadelphia and Boston, 44c Cheese markets steady. Trading active early In week, especially at Wisconsin primary markets, but since advance of Monday on Wisconsin cheese board a less confident tone has marked trading. Storage stocks being drawn on to some extent. September 22, prices at Wisconsin primary markets; Twins, 19%c; Daisies, 20c; double Daisies, 19%c; Longhorns, 20o; Young Americas, 20c. LIVE 8TOCK--With few exceptions, Chicago live stock prices declined during the week. Hogs averaged 35c to 40c lower per 100 lbs. Beef steers were steady to 85c lower; native and southeastern grassers and heavy steers below choice grade declining most. Fat cows and heifers steady to 26c lower. Veal calves lost $1.00@2.00; fat lambs, $1.00<ft,1.50 per 100 lbs., with culls off more; yearlings down oOc to $1.00; fat sheep off 25c to 50c. September 24, Chicago prices--Hogs, top, $8.20; bulk of sales $fi 3Ci#8.00; medium and good beef steers. *6.00^9.75; butcher cows and heifers, $3.50(39.00; feeder steers, $5.00<ix 7.00; light and medium weight veal calves, $7.00^1^13.00; fat lambs, $7.00fa9.00; feeding ewes, $2.75@7.25; yearlings, $4.75@7.00 fat ewes, $2.50firi4.75; stockers and feeder shipments from eleven Important markets for the week ending September 16, were -- Cattle and calves, 56,481; hogs, 6,083; aheep, 66,337. Find Wreckage of U. 8. Balloon. Kingston, Ireland, Sept. 24.--Th* British cruiser Urchin arrived here with the wreckage of the City of St Louis, the American balloon which fell into the Irish sea while competU^ la a balloon race. Ousted as Far East FrefaWr. Riga, Sept. 27.--A. T. Krasnotchekolf, former Chicago lawyer and recently premier of the Far Eastern republic of Stberia, has been relieved of his duties because of illness, says a lloscow dispatch. * ' Dime Holdup Draws Tan Year*. Ponca City, Okla., Sept. 27.--Declaring that he got only 10 cents out of a highway robbery, on a charge of which he pleaded guilty, George McCoy won seatfuCSu to teu jfcif* iu Hie state penitentiary. Break Into Jail. West Frankfort, 111., Sept. 2i- Robbers forced entrance to the city hall here and confiscated five stills and a quantity of "white mule ^ Millionaire's 8on Is KIIImI. Ann Arbor, Mich., Sept. 26--William Graver, eighteen years old, only son of W. F. Graver of Beverly Hills, treasurer of the Graver Tank company, was killed in an automobile accident four miles north of Ann AiH>or, Iowa Educator's Wife Killed. Indlanola, la., Sept. 26.--'Mrs. W, BL Hamilton, wife of the former president of Simpson college, was killed here when she stepped in the path of an automobile truck. Mm. Hamilton was fifty-five years old. Doetor Beardbtee Describes Girl's Aft, , 0*iy After the Arfauckle Party-- 5 i "Fatty" Acts as Own Attorney ^In Superior Court. ^ L 1 {tan Francisco, Sept. 28.--Dr. Ar&ur Beardslee, testifying in the police court examination of Roscoe C. (Fatty) Arbuckle, said he found Miss Virginia Rappe, whose death Arbuckle is charged with having caused, in great paiu when he was called into the case. In the absence of his attorneys, Arbuckle acted for himself in the Superior court in agreeing with the district attorney that tjUe manslaughter charge pending against hhu should be continued until October 3. Miss Rappe's writhing in intense pain overshadowed evidences of alcoholism, Doctor Beardslee testified, and it was necessary to quiet her by the use of a drug. This was the evening of September 5, a few hours after the Hotel St. Francis p^rty, out of which the charge against; Arbuckle arose, according to the physician, and early the next morning he discovered evidence to support an earlier conclusion that Miss Rapp4 had suffered an internal Injury. From the beginning he realised It was a surgical case, and advised removal to a hospital. "There was no other conclusion to draw from the evidence than that tbe bladder was ruptul-ed," the witness said. In aneprei* to a hypothetical question regarding the cause of a torn bladder, Doctor Beardslee replied that he would consider external force, such as a fall or blow the origin. Violent and continued vomiting might cause such a rupture, the witness replied to a question from Arbuckle's counsel. A black and blue spot on one arm was Hie only external sign of injury, according to Doctor Beardsley. "Doh't call me your friend," snapped the witness at Frank Dominguez, Arbuckle's chief counsel, after a long Series of tilts between them during quea» Honing by the 'defense attorney. Although the defense attempted to draw from Doctor Beardslee an admission that other internal causes might have been responsible for bis patient's pain, the physician said, his composite knowledge of the case pointed to a Jbladder rupture. The morning after the party the case was turned over to Dr. M. E. Rumwell,1 according to Doctor Beardslee, who said he did not tell his conclusions about the patient's condition to Doctor Rumwell, because the latter did not ask bftn. Doctor Beardslee said he was merely following professional custom and that he would have passed on his Information had it been requested. "Did it appear Miss Rappe had been on a debauch?" questioned Domingue*. Doctor Beardslee replied that it did not appear so, and in any event the intense pain overshadowed evidence of alcoholism. "Tills was ft classical picture of a ruptured bladder," Doetor Beardslee said, when the defense counsel reverted to questions about other possible internal injuries. » The witness, denied that he had told the sheriff when he was notified on his hunting trip that his testimony was wanted, "that too much high life" was the trouble with Miss Rappe. A1 Semnacher, state witness, was recalled to the stand in the "Fatty" Arbuckle- murder hearing, at which time Defense Attorney Frank Dofiainguez precipitated a sensation. Dominguez, explaining to Judge Sylvain Lazarus the purpose of his line of cross-examination, declared: "My intention is to prove that Semnacher's action In taking the clothes of Miss Virginia Rappe out of the St. Francis hotel and to his home in Hollywood was part of a conspiracy on the part of Semnacher, Earl Lynn and' Mrs. ft. M. Delmont, the object of which was to extort money from Mr. Roscoe Arbuckle. "It is my duty to prove the existence and to establish the facts of this conspiracy, and I am prepared to do It." Domlngues succeeded in eliciting nothing from Semnacher as to the alleged extortion scheme, save a general denial. His originia testimony remained, unchanged by the examination. §1Ml American Ship Burns at Sea. Mobile, Ala., Sept. 27.--While In the Crooked Island pass on the way from Gulfport to Porto Rico, the American schooner John A. Banckerraan was burned, according to Information, p* Ceived in Mobile. I' Taft Returns From Vacation. ' Washington, Sept. 27.--Chief Justice Taft, after a summer vacation in Canada, arrived In Washington, preparatory to the convening of the Supreme court, October 3, for Its fall Hardin Cancels Tour in U. 8. New York, Sept. 26.--Maximilian Hardin, German author, has canceled his lecture tour In the United States, . . . . . , his manager announced. A cablegram ture$ by ^officers In recetU received here reported that Hardia held as evidence. , r;'v WM Mffering from bronchltta. cap- •anksr Held for Thsft. Portland, Me., Sept. 26.--Robert "L. Bran, cashier of the Megunticook National bank of Camden, was arraigned here as a defaulter to the amount of $257,000 on a secret indictment returned by the grand Jury. Church Indicted for Murder. Chicago, Sept. 26.--Two true bill# charging murder were voted by the county grand Jury against Harvey Church, accused of the murder of Bernard *Paogbsrty tad Oarl AMinns. -• Austrian Crowns 20 for Cent. 'Iglenna, Sept. 28.---Dr. Grimm, the minister of finance, resigned. The crown declined to 2,000 to the dollar. Nab Deputy on Booze Charge. Dixon, 111.. Sept. 28.--Deputy Sheriff William Flick of Ogle county was arrested by Dixon police charged with transportation and possession of Intoxicating liquor, following an automobile collision In which his car figured. Fewer Idle In Iowa. Des Moines, la., Sept. 28--The number of men out of employment In Iowa Is decreasing, according to A. L. Urick, state labor commissioner. Building operations and generai cou»ifUCtton are on the increase, he states. •|f'; •I'A Mi * . ' ' H'.rv: mm WRICLEVS bw steadily pftept to IN we-war wice* Art to tb« same bteb standard of qoallty. No other toody lasts so Jlootf-costs so llttloor docs N ;/^so modi for you* :V Handy to (^arry--beneflcltl ;; y In effect--full of flavor--a ^ solace and comfjfiff.!^ ^>:>oun* and old* FLAVOR v. Yry* Being Poor. "What's the good of wealth?" "What, indeed? I have four automobiles and the doctor says I must walk to and from tbe office."--Boston Transcript. Watch Cuticura Improve Your Skin. On rising and retiring gently smear the face with Cuticura Ointment. Wash off Ointment in five minutes with Cuticura Soap and hot water. It Is wonderful sometimes what Cuticura Will do for poor complexions, dandruff, itching and red rough hands.--Advertising. HONORS RESTED WITH CHOATE Possibly. Bscause He Had the Last Word in Witty Duel With ; Chauncey M. Depew. , New Yorkers agree that either Joseph Choate or Chauncey M. Depew was the finest after-dinner speaker on earth. Some one says: "At an annual dinnet* of the St. Nicholas society ChOate was down for the toast The Navy,' while Depew was to respond to "The Army.' Depew began by Baying: 'It's well to have a specialist ; that's why Choate is here to speak about the navy. We met ft the wharf once and I never saw him again until we reached Liverpool. When I asked how he felt he said he thought he would have enjoyed tbe trip over if he had bad any ocean air. Yes,' you want to tear Choate on the navy.' "Choate responded: Tve" heard Depew hailed as the greatest after-dinner speaker. If after-dinner speaking, as I have heard it described and as I believe it to be, is the art of saying nothing at all, then Doctor Depew Is the most marvelous speaker in the universe.' "--Washington Star. • Though a man usually makes his own enemies, he Isn't satisfied . with his handiwork.. ^ Some eats think--what's a aioose trap for If it isn't to catch all the mice? • WATEft FR0M ARTESI*N WELL . . Why, Method of Bringing, Jt to Suf| taoe to Only 8ucce»sful ln Cer. m"-;.;,,' ! • tain Localities. Artesian wells are possible only i||.r 4I rtflin Innolltlaa WhAn thopa Si certain localities. When there pervious strata lying between lni* pervious beds the water percolating through will be imprisoned; lying u^> on the lowest, and rising to soma point In the highest, when a previoot stratum brings it to the surface an# It escapes in the form of spring, however, a shaft can be sunk to this lowest point, the water of the whola basin will pass upward for escape .and will rise to a level corresponding to the greatest height to which th#: imprisoned strata reaches. The well! were named from one at Artols* France, which was the first sunk wit# full knowledge of the principle In* volved. Tbe Chinese from time in|> memorial have used these wells, anfl they have also been used for ceii*; juries In the neighborhood of Vienna.' The artesian well at Grenoble, neat Paris, throws water to a height of 3t feel above the surface at the rate of more than 000 gallons a nUnute.-"* Boston Globe. Heard It Before. in an attempt to be jocular at a lit* tie gathering I related a good Joke f had heard somewhere, turning it lnt» • a personal experience to make it moi)S attractive. I did not recall Just Aft the time where I had heard It until young man asked me If I had seen t certain show in town, to which I ra» plied I had. > ? "That's where I heard that sam* . Joke," he replied. " - It was then that I remembered where I had heard It, alid you caj|| v wager my complexion looked pretty -4 > • dark for a few moments.--Exchange, f '%^V" A fortunate limitation of vacation® • Is no doubt the fa ct that they cpst ao much. If you are henpecked you need n<| crew about it. * s Says Change Necessary. Washington, Sept. 28.--The railroads cannot be operated efficiently and economically while they are controlled by two distinct governmental agencies, according to Representative Sydney Anderson of Minnesota^ Peete Conviction Stands. tos Angeles, Cal., Sept. 28.--The District Court of Appeals handed down a decision affirming the Judgment of the trial court In the case- of lira. Louise Peete, convicted of the murdeff •t Jacob C. Dent Do you know what constitutes a strong constitution j| '.I lb have sound, healthy nervea, completely under ,rtifctrol, digestive organs that are capable of absorbing • hearty meal, means you have a strong constitution! Your general attitude is one of optiniiam and energy. t $3ut an irritable disposition, frequent attacks of tbdigeation, and a languid depression, indicate your •yatem ia not in cortact working order. # Improbably you are not eating the prepar 1 Probably the nutritious elements are not being Supplied to your system in the proper way* / ' Orape-Nuts is the wholesome, delidoua cereal that promotes narmridiipstkm, absorption and eHmi. nation whereby iiouriahinent is accomplished without auto-intoxication. A mixture of 'encrKy-giviag wheat and malted barley comprise the chief elements «T Grape-Nuts. A dish at breakfest or lunch is an y «Bcellent, wholesome rule to foltow. You can order Grape-Nuts at any and svsry faofat jestaurant, and lunch room; on dining cars, on lake boats and steamers; to every good grocery, large and ^paU.inevHTcity, town at village ia North America ; m Body Builder . u. *Tlieie**«Reason"--: Z'jfr-'.- i *.) _ j - •' •* .... v -• 's'lV "m ..V 'T' "ifc'-" •' • .*•