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McHenry Plaindealer (McHenry, IL), 26 Mar 1925, p. 2

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mwww TfiS McHENllY PLAiyPEALKR McHBNBY, Ifct, •'What have f«e doner be ejucu lated. She laughed self-consciously. giving her "bobbed" bead a shake, eluding his eyes. "Oh! I--Just thought I would cat uiy hair," she replied, with elaborate carelessness. "All your beautiful hair!" lie mur* mured, his gaze never leaving her. "Girls are out of place here!" she observed. A mnmont1* !*Cf!?Ct!w!I fifid hSd decided on his course. "I see. Henceforth, then, we are--two gay dogs together? What a good idea!" Bis tone was cool enough to reassure a dozen nervous women. Sbe was conscious of a great relief as she Joined litm in the doorway. •*•*".giTfip * .'X 1 ztrm mm the Life of USKIDE SOLES ffre Wonder Sole for Wslr m*ar*iwioma»lonB0s bomtfmfhmf • • -- and for a Better Heel "U.S." SPRING-STEP Hmelm United States Rubber Company Whales Don't Spout Water From Lungs In telling over the story heard down In Buenos Aires from a man who is trying to fa.il around the world in a jwi-foot boat, -Captain IVnric of the S S. Voltaire quotes the lonely voyager ns saying that when whales came close to him, as they did off the Cape of Good Hope, their spoutings fell over him "like a shower hath." There appears again the ancient and apparently deathless myth that the ppouting of whales is a spouting of water. We all have seen numberless pictures of whales sending streams of water high in air, to fall over in a graceful curve. Yet nothing of the sort ever happened. What whales spout is the air from their lungs, pre juratory to taking In a new supply. No more than any other mammal does the whale take water into the lungs or pump it out therefrom. The breath mint iloes rise, hii^ it does nol» fall, and therefore all the pictures at* wrong and the imitation of a fonntaiJT is not nearly so clone as most of the people who have seen it insist on believing. - DEMAND "BAYER" ASPIRIN Take Tablets Without Fear If Yotf See the Safety "Bayer Cross." Warning! Unless you see the name "Bayer" on package or on giblets you are not getting the genuine Bayer Aspirin proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for years Say "Bayer" when you buy Aspirin Imitations may prove dangerous.--Adv -- -- W h y H e E t c a p e d flftie girl was interested in the yarns ft# fat old sailor was telling. He had Just finished relating his experiences with cannibals, and she said. "And so the natives didn't harm you. after all?" "Bless you, no." was the reply. "They didn't have--a- saucepan my ris*"- - Btj CLIUE ARDEN * - fcr Th* Bobba-KerrlU Co. illnluliltliillliiilUiiiluMlrttilllHllllUlllaatiilllUIlllmliilllilillliiiiiTlinnmlitiniaimiiiiiiiuiiiimiiiuiiiiiuiiiinuiins When presently Croft returned, he "You don't quite understand," she was met on the threshold by a wistful- protested. "I am Just as fond vt Mm. BE MERCIFUL! eyed figure clothed In something soft It would still be the same." SYNOPSIS.--Living In the small English villas® of Darbury, oldfashioned and sedate place, Barbara Stockley, daughter of a widowed mother, is seen to celebrate her marriage to Hush Rochdale, rich and well connected. Barbara Is adventurous, and has planned, "with an aunt, an airplane trip to Australia. Major Alan Croft, famous as an aviator, is to be the pilot. At her first meeting with Croft Barbara is attracted by his,-manner and conversation, different from the cut-and-drled conventions of her sm^ll town They set out, Barbara, her aunt. Croft, and - a mechanician. Word in a few days comes to Darbury that the plana Is missing and Its occupants believed lost. Croft and Barbara, after the wreck of the airplane In a furious stortn, reach an apparently uninhabited Island In the Pacific ©ce|»n. The other two members of the party had perished. The two castaways build a shelter. In Croft s absence Barbara Is attacked by a cannibal. Croft rescues her. Croft discovers a party of blacks, apparently reconnolterlng. Croft fixes up an electrical guard which scares off an attacking party. Secure from Immediate danger, Croft and Barbara settle down to make the best of things. Croft, who has traveled much among savages, makes friends with the blacks. Croft and Barbara fall In love. The man betrays his passion but restrains It. The girl desperately tries to remain loyal to Hugh. PART TWO--Continued. IX i rEnvy Knvy always implies conscious inferiority wherever it resides.--Pliny. The best way to kill a falsehood Is to. let it lie. Soothinq And He&linq For Rashes and ChaJinq A safe and soothing ^^reraedy for cuts, burns, or skin troubles. Protects, relieves and heals.Take internally for cou and tore throats. PETROLEUM JELLY Chetebroush Mfg. Co., Conf*d. Stat* Sc. aseline U»J! ECZEMA After Others Fail PETERSON S OINTMENT Big Box 35 Cents The mighty healing power of ~Sr>n's Ointment when eczema or terrible Itching of skin and icalp tortures you 1(8 known to tens of thousands of people the country over. For pimples, acne, rough and red skin, ulcers, old Bores, piles and aU blemishes and eruptions it Is supremely efficient, as any\J)road-minded druggist will tell you. Near the blazing fire stood Croft. His hands hung loosely at his sides; his gaze was fixed upon the distant, heaving water. At the sound of the girl's hurrying steps, lie turned quickly. **A ship I" he announced briefly. "Is It coming?" "No." . , Silently they looked at each other: the man Inscrutable as ever, the girl clasping and unclasping her hands, her lips a little tremulous. In the turmoil of her emotions, she sank upon the ground at last, and buried her head In her hands. Croft looked at her, his own feelings In much the same chaotic state. The hope of once again playing the part among his fellowmen--dear to a man of action--of achieving the ambitions ruthlessly destroyed at the very moment of attainment, had been raised and dashed almost simultaneously. But in that same moment he faced the full knowledge of what all this Edenlike existence meant to him--the immensity of his increasing hopes, bittersweet In their uncertainty. And, as the flames ascended, he faced abruptly the probable termination of It all! - He controlled, but not without difficulty. the emotions rioting within his heart, when those tense few minutes, fraught with so much meaning--such crucial pages in the Book of Fate--relaxed. When the far-off spiral of smoke faded into the clouds, as the distant vessel vanished, he leaped upon a bowlder and threw his arms wide. The gesture might have been a welcome to freedom, or an acquiescence in the inevitable; in either case it savored of ' "kismet. lie turned suddenly toward her. "I am sorrv." he said. "I feared It would upspt you--today." "Why to^lav?" she asked curiously. A look of Incredulity crept Into his face. "It Is December twentieth. Wasn't that to be your wedding day?" She sank hack, staring at him blank- T. Twice" she opened ber lips to speak, >ut no words came. At last, slowly, she turned her gaze seaward. "It was !" she murmured- "I--had-- forgotten." Again her head dropped into her hands. Low as the words were, he heard them. A wild Joy flashed through him. Because he dared not trust himself or his voice, he left her--dashing, with throbbing pulse, toward the palm grove. Was there a singing in the air around, aa If every bird upon the island had mistaken coming night for the dawn, or was It the inward song of his heart? For long Barbara sat where he had left her, without looking up. though knowing that she was alone. She faced her shrinking soul for the first time; the beacon burned itself out beside her; the sun sank lazily In a sky aflame. Until today she had taken for granted the supposition that, underneath the growing enchantment of this land, the craving fcr Hugh and rescue still predominated. . . . Full of shame, jhe realized tills supposition to, have been but a bubble burst at this first test. She understood, with a sense of shock, the small space now occupied by Hugh in her thoughts. Yet--he seemed, iu memory, as dear as ever. Tears brimmed in her eyes: she realized, at last,, how tliis* very dearness proved Us vast separation from love. and white and altogether womanly. Instead of the blouse and old skirt. He stopped abruptly; then with rather grim lips, smiled. "So we returned to civilisation In spirit, if not In fact?^ His uncanny knacp of reading her motives caused her to give him, as usual, the swift deep-sea glimpse which he sought. "Alan. I want to tell you something." "What Is It?" he asked, breathing quickly at what he saw In her eyes. "I saw a shark today. And." hurriedly. "I--oh. Alan! I realized all you have done for roie, all you have risked and spared me--" "All my invisible halo. In fact?** Sbe ignored the flippancy. ."And 1 feel simply full of--of:--" "Of--what, Barbara?: What?" • v "Gratitude--" , < "Gratitude!" He turned aWay. with a short laugh. "I can do so little In turn to make things tolerable for you here," she went on. In the warmth of her heart. "Your life was so full--" He loked round again quickly. "No fuller than yours with the man you--" "Ah" she Interrupted passionately. "Don't 1 I--know." Her voice went Into silence. For a long time he snt watching the dark ness creep swiftly over the water. A fierce craving for advice, Sympathy even disapproval, so long as she could unburden her agitated mind, mastered the girl. She took one of her old Impulsive plunges." "I am so troubled !* Hie exclaimed suddenly. "Tell me Just what Is troubling you," he answered, hla voice softening. "Loneliness?" The <;lasp of hie fingers Encouraged confidence. ' - "No, no! This wild life, this lovely Island, s£em to creep up and up, engulfing me, so that I--dread the thought of the old restricted existence. Alan, It's terrible. It--It's Intoxicating --it frightens me! 1 never crave for the world and a wider sphere, as J did In Darbury. I know I ought to be pining for rescue; to long tor--tor-- those at home; to be unhappy*. FVe tried, honestly! But--" Laughter Interrupted her, "Tried! Have you really? Then-- you are happy here?" "That's the trouble; don't you see? I don't know why, but I am. I was even glad when the ship didn't corn.^ tonight! It's Just as if there's some spirit In this Island which--draws one up and up-- Do you think me utterly heartless?** He laughed again; and she wondered at the exultant ring 6f It. "I think you're a goose--waking upl Have you only Just realized the-- 'spirit'--on the island?" Then he became serious. "How could your uti« happiness help those in England? They have long ago given us up for dea<JBesldes, no forced emotions are worth anything." .. "No. That's the chief point: they shouldn't need to be forced. Hugb-r once--called me heartless--" He drew her hands downward,~pall- Ing her up close behind him. "I'm going»to tulk quite straight, Barbara. 1 gather the rej^ fact is-- you are not fretting for--Hugh?" She made no reply; but the fingers In his closed spasmodically. He went on, his voice low, and deeply eacnest. "Love can be forced least of all. If circumstances combine to prove that mistakes have been made, It Is no good struggling against the knowledge! However painful. It Is better thqn a lifetime of vain regret. One of the cruelest tragedies in this funny old world Is the ease with which such mistakes can be made--unconsciously--all in good faith." He turned his face upward and caught the glint of tears in her eyes. "Ah my dear! Don't take It so much to heart." She gave a strangled little sob. "He --cared. Hugh will ever be--faithful. He Is the truest--" "Yes I know; one of the very best. But marriage with him wouldn't have satisfied your nature. You know that." " O i l s h e c r i e d s t a r t l e d . " B u t I §hall still marry him--If we get rescued. - Please «don't think me so disloyal as all that!" He smiled over this third unconscious appeal for his good opinion. "D'you call It loyal, then, to carry out a compact when the very motive upon which It was founded has proved an illusion? You would be living a lie all your life--unfair to you .both. Surely lie wouldn't wish It?" "Barbara," he said softly, "the love of man and woman is not fondness." She could not speak. Her heart seeined to rise in her throat and throb there; her limbs trembled. In sudden panic she tried to free her hands, her womanhood realizing his manhood as it had never consciously done before. The Instinct of the wild bird to flee and hide was hers. Her turmoil communicated Itself to him. In that vibrant silence. He looked up into her face, seeing there what he had but glimpsed on the night In the natives' t»uf. "Barbara!" lie whispered shakily, "Barbara! Be true to yourself--" With u little cry, she wrenched her hands free. As he sprang to hla feet she turned, and, without a word, fled i n t o t h e h u t . . . . He stood still for a minute; then he drew » quick unsteady breath, and strode to the shore, to pace up and down up and down far _ Into the night. . . .' Barbara lay awake throughout long hours facing in terrible isolation the great question of sex. What she had dimly realized and vaguely feared, since that revealing moment during their visit to the natives, now loomed up In Its naked reality to alter the whole aspect of their life here together. She faced the true position: realized clearly that she and this man were cut adrift from all the safety of other human companionship, all the restraints of civilization, with this terrible, eternal attraction now menacing them. Escape from it was impossible. She understood now the nature of the abyss yawning below the precipice which had threatened her of late. This new knowledge Illumined the past, even to the strange magnetic attraction. SLEEPS IN FURNACE, BURNED TO DEATH lb •Turned' and Fled Into tin Hill half-fear. In the early days of their acquaintance. It terrified her, shaking her confidence. Her one shield and protector In all they had faced now appeared In the light of the enemy against whom she had no ally ! When she remembered the close clasp of his hands, the pressure of his head upon her breast, her pulse throbbed and hqr face burned. It must quit, she told herself repeatedly: this delightful, Impossible tenderness between them must be stopped at once. She must resolutely hide her womanhood. showing nothing but the sexless comrade! As soon as the soft light of dawn had entered the tiny room, she rose. Taking her scissors, she cut through handful after handful of her long thick hair, wasting no regrets upon the luxuriant tresses piling rourtd her bare feet. So far, so good! But It happened that Barbara's heart remained unshorn of its sex, with all Its natural tendency to look well. When the hair wa« cut short to her neck, she hesitated; picked up the diminutive mirror; laid it down: picked up the scissors; hesitated again--then laid them down, and gave her head a vehement shake. The short waves and curls, free from all restraint, followed their own sweet will, waving p4quantly around her small head, clustering about her ears. . . . Alan stood In the outer doorway," watching a bird preening Its brfeht plumage on a rock. He turned In surprise at her early appearance; but the words of greeting died upon hla Ups. . ... _ The next few days were strangely happy. The faint chance of rescue caused their little hut to seem dearer, the wild free life more enchanting. The spirits of both had never been so high. Barbara, having conquered the sex problem with such sublime simplicity, cast It from her mind, surrendering herself wholly to the engrossing happiness of the moment. That her very subterfuge, proving all It did, had been the death-knell to her object, never entered her head. ' On Christmas eve they collected armfule of greenery, the girl clinging with unconscious pathos to the old customs In which she had been reared. "Ah!" she cried lnconsequently. "Isn't It all--beautiful?" "What?" he asked, yet knowing full well. "Oh--everything! Christmas--here! Freedom from Mr. Home!" She sprang upon a suitcase, trails of vine In her hands, anl laughed down at him. He came close to her, the same ecstasy lurking in his own eyes. *1 wonder If you realize all you hav* implied?" * * "What?" She looked startled. «*. " She turned away, and fasten<sll"% vine tendril to the bamboo. He watched her silently, noticing the change wrought In her by these past months. The wild-rose air had vanished: in Its stead the warm blood flowed red beneath a sunburned skin; her feet were brown and hardened. Yet, where the depths were concerned, remained the old timidity which was, paradoxically, her greatest lure and protection. One false step and she would, he knew, be "off on the wing," scared as a young partridge. But Alan's small store of patience had been drained to the last dregs. Finishing the decoration, she paused beside him, considering the effect. Ferns and palm leaves swayed In the corners; trailing greenery decorated walls and roof; flowers stood upon the «abin table Cozy, isn't Itr* she asked, looking up for his approval. Very cozy!" he replied, looking only It her. "What a little home-maker yon lire.** She flushed, and again turned hastily tway. "We'll hang this remaining vine over the entrance, outside. Will you bring %he suitcases?" Me carried out the substitute for a ladder; and up she sprang. Deftly, with the art of experience, she caught the trailing foliage up here, letting It fiang In clusters there. "And that middle cluster?** asked Alan, beside her. "Is that for mistletoe?" Her head rose quickly, as that of a young deer scenting danger. With quick glance down at him, she stretched out her hand toward the bunch; but he put up a long arm to prevent its removal. And, in a flash, all the security Jof the past days fell to ruins. For, while she strove again to seize the vine leaves, the suitcases overbalanced, and she toppled down upon him. He caught her and held her. He clasped her close to a thumping heart and buried his face in her hair, For a moment she lay Inert; then she began to struggle, gasping, sob bins. But his self-control was going. His grip became fierce; she felt his hot breath upon her neck. Boy Caught in Fires Turned on /. ^ at Daylight. • , • "-ml t' . - t£mt**ifle,.--Albert Lee Oreflrtrer, a twelve-year-old boy, was so severely burned In a blast furnace of the National Forge company here that he died a few hours later. His parents and a negro Janitor at the plant are unable to explain how the youth happened to be Inside the furnace, which is used for melting Iron. The negfo janitor, John Jones, fifty, lighted the furnace at 0:20 In the morning, he told officials of the company. A ball of fire leaped from the flaming Interior a moment afterward, he said. Flames flared up and filled the entire Interior of the furnace, according to the Janitor's version. Jones said lie walked away and then heard a scream. He turned and the boy, a flaming torch, Jumped from the openlng. The nearest object at hand was a bucket of old rags, which the Janitor seized In his** attempt to smother the flames. He called for help and another employee hurriedly responded, notifying the police. The boy's clothes were burnt off and his lianas, face and body were severely scorch*, d. Albert was unconscious for several hours. He talked to his mother a short time during a lucid interval and said he went Into the room last night and lay down besides the furnace. He fell asleep and. when he awakened his "clothes were on fir«.* r">:" 1 ^ ~ Don't cry mother,"; 'ftoitli called." The furnace door through which Albert escaped is about two feet high and four and a half feet wide. About' a year ago the boy remained away from home all night while a carnival was showing In the city, and two or three times had spent the night tn the family automobile in front of the house, the mother said. Help Tkat Achy Bade! Are yoa dnggtag sroaad, day after d&y, with a dull, wioaaaim backache? Are you lame in the morning; bothered with headaches, diiatnew and nriaary disorders? Fed tired, irritable and discouraged? Then there's surely something wrong, and likely it's kidney we&kneas. Don't neglect it! Get back your health while you can. Use Doan't Pills. Doan't have helped thousands sf siling felts. Tbcr should help yoa. Atk your neiffhbort Aa Illinois Case Mrs. Frank War* rington, Sr^ HJ. Kenny St., Dlvernon, 111., says: "I had a dull ache across my back. When I bent over, I got such a knifelike catch In my back I could hardly get up. I was tired and worn out.' Sometimes I had headaches and dls- . «y spells, too. My Kidneys acted Irregularly. Doan's Pills cured me." DOAN'S "ty 3TMULAXT DIURETIC TO THE KIDNEYS Fmftai MIBIIIIH Cm* Mlg. a»-->.. IHefclu, Hi. Y. & dF "Harmless" Ant Bear** Hugs Hunter to Death Buenos Aires. -- How a hunter fought a fierce body-to-body battle with a South American ant bear, reputed to be an inoftensive animal, and was fatally Injured, Is told In a report from the village of Avia Terai In the Argentine Chaco. Tlie tragedy took place In a dense forest surrounding the village, the vtctim. Candido Martinez, fifty, having encountered the bear while separated from his hunting companion. The latter heard his cries for help, the barking of his dogs and several shots, and found Martinez on the ground, his flesh terribly torn In several places and his ribs crushed. He had only time before he died to tell thfit he had been attacked by an ant bear. Instances of an ant bear attacking a man are very rare. Ant bears are known to kill the Jaguar, when attacked by it, by crushing it between it's powerful forelegs and chest, but its main interest In life Is eating ants, destroying their hills with Its long fox-like snout. For this reason It Is regarded by settlers as a useful animal. It is thought in this Instance the bear was attacked by the dogs and turned at bay, attacking the «phea he tried to save thfe dogs. . .. The New Freely-Lathering Sh&ftpgck FerTender Faces tMfltUENT MEDICINAL ANTISEPTIC First Quids--The& Ends A Cough X That. terrible "hack", "hack"# •Slack", that almost drives you fraa« tic sad strains your whole body eaa be quieted in a Jiffy by taking a swallow now and then of that One old medicine, Kemp's Balsam. It duts the phlegm, soothes the Inflamed membrane and takes away that con* gtant desire to cough, cougrh, cough* Only 30 eenta at all stores. For that Cough I KEMP'S BALSAM Average Wife'* Expense* The average American housewife, Kccording to an Inquiry by the United States Department of Labor, spent $1.95 last year for a silk undershirt, $2.82 for a silk chemise, $5.48 for a silk nightie, $7.30 for a silk kimono, 87 cents for a pair of cotton stockings, $1.22 for a pair of silk stockings, $5.34 for a pair of shoes, $1.88 for a pair of kid gloves, 15 cents for a handkerchief, 21 cents for a pair of garters, $2.01 for an umbrella and $1.66 for a handbag. Her total yearly expenditure for clothes was $63.55, while her husband;s was $71.38.--Ohio State JournaU . For Croup - What Would You Do? Here is a physician's prescription ased In millions of homes for 35 years Which relieves croup without vomiting In 15 minutes. Also the quickest relief known for Coughs, Colds and Whooping Cough. If there are little ones Inyour home you should never be without a bottle of this valuable, time-tried remedy, recommended by the best chitdren's soeclallsts. Ask your druggist now for Dr. Drake's Glessco. 6u cent* bottle.--Adv. Great French Dictator Typical of His Race * Napoleon's character and personality- tire still un-Vr the microscope. One of the best of recent analysis of the Like a bird newly aware of freedom 1 greut commander Is "Napoleon, by Herbert A. L. I'lsher, at one time British minister of education. Mr. Fisher hun made the French dictator luminous by his phrases. Here, for Instance, is Garfield T ea Was Your Grandmother** Remedy For every stomach and intestinal ill. j. This good old-fashioned herb home remedy for constipation, stomach ills and other derangements of the system so prevalent these days Is in even greater favor as a family mediciot ; tbaji in your grandmother's da/, w after narrowly esor.ping capture, she stood up and looked around with lingering eyes, which now knew how close a hold the brilliant «cene had upon her heMrt. If ever rescue came, it would bring pangs grief instead of the unalloyed Joy she had supposed. Again her thoughts turned to Hugh, wondering what were his feelings today. . . . And her sensitive heart smote her, overwhelming her with renewed shame. . . . Hurriedly she set about laying supper, hoping vainly to still the awakened depths; then sought further occupation. Her glance fell upon her lug- _ passage on Napoleon aa a young man, portraying hlin aa a turbulent example of the people from which he sprung: "The Corslcan bore a character for sobriety, courage and hardihood. Hate was for him a virtue, vengeance a duty, pardon an Infamy. He felt the call of the dan like a Highlander, an Albanian or a Zulu, and was full of the pride and self-assurance common to gallant men who have never met "His standard of honor forbade theft, enjoyed hospitality and tolerated woman as the drudge of the houaehoid and field. In general his deportment was noted as grave and social. Me was sparing of amusement, would sit at cards without a word and suffer torture without a cry; but when the seal of silence was once broken, language would stream from him like a torrent, an index of that uneasy, Impatient, quarrelsome energy which wan a common attribute of the race." "Alan!" s|te cried wpdl*. '"Forj Qod's sake---" The fear, as of one drowning. In the cry. steadied h«s reeling senses. Still clasping her In his arms, lie sank down upon the rock. His darkened eyea mesmerized her Own; the abyss yawned wide at ber feet . . . she was conscious only of being swept along, caught in some remorseless torrent, toward the edge of the precipice . . . slipping, falling . . . hla lips were close to her own. . . . "Alan 1" with almost superhuman ef- "fort she managed to gasp hla name again, "t can't bear It. No! Not Be merciful I" Faintly, with parched mouth, the desperate petition seemed wrung from her very soul. His armS^ relaxed abruptly, a subtle change corning into their grasp when he realized her trembling. "Why are you afraid?" be murmured unsteadily. She raised herself, her face ¥ery white under Its sunburn. "Don't you see? If you do--this, how can 1 go on living with you here?' He smiled faintly, the mad tumult of his blood abating. "Where else would you live? With the natives for--chaperonageT" fche tlrew a aobblng breath* looking around with a pathetic gesture of helplessness which touched his heart. The passion faded yet more from his face. He pressed her against him again, this time protectively. gage. With sudden decision, probably a superior. Induced by a ligzy Idea of recapturing! "Vigilant and astute In his Judgmenr the instincts of civilisation to combat of character, he was a master of dlsunnily emotions, she seized a box and 1 simulation save where pamion broks yiwi it. . , . 1 lu. and spoiled the reckoning. v Many irregular Sizes Worm As a result of a survey made by a very large manufacturer ot^-men's clothing, more Irregular sizes aire being made today than ever. The survey. based on a stock of fWO garments, shows that 38 per cent of all onlla were for Irregulars, and of this percentage the stout8 and medium stunts call for 12 per cent. way of • maid with a man" is one of the mysteries. What next? Woman Finds Stranger Is Missing Husband New Concord, Ohio.--After eleven months' absence Andrew Gibson, eccentric farmer, and his wife have been reunited by a queer turn of fate. Gibson, while living on a southern Illinois farm, left one morning for Cairo,, III., on a shopping tour. He disappeared. Eleven months later his wife, who had come here to visit relatives, was riding on the Marietta-Cambridge road in an automobile. The driver of the car stopped and picked up a stranger who was walking. Mrs. Gibson instantly recognized the man as her husband, and the husband recognized wife. Ills memory, which had- been temporarily lost, was restored, but he vvas unable to recall what had transpired since he left his Illinois home. Mr. and Mrs. Gibson rented a farm and moved near here.v The other night as the couple retired, Mrs. Gibson said she noticed her husband brought a re^ volver to bed. She fled to a neighbor's home and the Guernsey county sheriff was called. Gibson Is now In Jail pending a san Ity Inquiry. Brave 70-Mile Trip in Gale to Be Married Bowling Green, Ky.--A gale out of the north, sweeping the Icy waters of swift river current against the sides Of a small craft, the thermometer registering far below the freezing point and going lower each hour, did not deter Willis Christian and Miss Ola Davis from marrying. The young couple came here from their rural homes, traveling S6 miles on the river in an open gasoline launch to keep their tryst with Cupid. They were forced to tr»vg( most of the day to reach here late In the after noon. Almost frozen, they were married by Rev. E. B. Houze. Then the, made their way back to the rlv* where they boarded their launch and set out on the 30-mlle trip back home. Christian looked after the engine while his bride on both trips watched j to see that the small craft kept a I straightaway line. The bridegroom a blacksmith. ! CONTINUKIXJ B l i f ' - ' One*>»e&>mes used to t»ie ft*"*- dl*" niavs of marital lenity. P~ and post, that occur on the top of Fifth avenue busses. Here Is a slight variation. The joJng man had Just visited the barber and was describing the del ails to his wife. Finally words failed him--off came his hat and his shining head was placed rnder his wife's -ostrll, tnat she might Inhale the aroma of iThe hair tonic to which he toad succumbsd. _Naw York Sun. ... Their Supposition Great Scott!" we astoundediy ejaculated,' "you ran your car in broad daylight, full-tilt, bead-on, against the , aide of, the locomotive, although the. whistle was blowing, the bell ringing and the engineer and firemen yelling at the top of their voices? What In the world made you do that?" We thought they were daring us," replied the pimply, pinfeathery youths, and we couldn't stand that."--Kansas City Star. Early Doctor•* Fees High In the Fourteenth century doctors' fees were very high, as, apart from the sum paid down, the patient contracted to allow his medical man an annuity for as long as lie lived, o« employed him.--New York Times. Perpetual smiling Is as difficult as perpetually looking as If you wen having a good time. \v«*- •"'// TONIGHT Alright Chip* off w ML JUNIOHLittle IRs One*-thir£ the rtfo* laf doM. Midi of iini lafrtditnti, th«Q candy coated. MLO WW* for dx P»i/n'flm Yottr CompUxiam till port twv^Utl'cvua nnJTM «U ttokMlM blemUhe* fithi, plimlin, ate., aa4 pndoewt aoft tkim and crtMSy coenptextoo- At drvg or d«pL RtMffbr mU prep«id.tl-H Send farBeauty Booki«C. AnaliwMt*. M. C. H. BERRY «•., MVS < Steals Teeth tfc Joseph, Mo.--Charles jl. Floyd complained to the police that two men had held him" up and robbed him of his lunch kit, false teeth and $85 In DR. HUMPHREYS' Good Shooting Woodfield, Ohio.--Hunting season ho.iors for Monroe county this yoar ha>e been awarded to Frank Elliou. who bagged three squlvels with e single shot. Elliott explained tliaf th< *feolrrela were caucusing «a a log.

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