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mPEiP^sppHp^ • fl|? « V*b f Z ' - l r f ' " +" -*'** / '• . ./ . _ '1.' , • * , -'• f t • ., / % . -,y, '.. • •*• ' 1 ^ . A . * , , / U . . ' - - ~--~U *>**+ */<*** < • \ . --^". '. o xu •*• :i ;>• #EE "NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH" 5e *'*• VOLUME TWO 'i4 i-- JUNIOR CLASS PLAY IS APRIL 21. DONT FORGET IT JLL Published in the Interest of the McHenry Community High School, McHenry, Illinois, Thursday, April 9, 1925 PAPER NUMBER 25 STAFF Kd itor Richard STtenger Assistant editor Alvin Anderson can jump too! Friday afternoon is the Athletics ... William Green next period for the girls. See that Science Violet Vycital j you come oat and do some stepping. Senior Harold Bacon If Joe happens to be around he'll prove Junior .v.. Sophomore' Freshman . Commercial Sewing . , .Catherine Walsh ;..... .James Fay ... Joseph Draper ..i..lvaul Patzke .Agries Weingart stead of three! Thats "pep" for you! tribute to this desire, many of which Come on girls, show the boys that you are impracticable for the average can iumn ton! FViH»v io petson. Qn the other hand there are a number of things which everyone can do to increase his command of the English language. to be ofy&reat assistance as he did In the first place, a person must Tuesday. Don't forget Friday. EXEMPTION GRADES Gee! But it must be a grand and <3}rls' athletitt.S.Vr»;ii... .Prances May \ glorious feeling hot to have to take Ojffice boy . Literary .Cooking Music . . Personals fr .^••..William Bethj exams now and then. Dont'cha think i;i/^Marjorie Whiting] so, kids? The res* of us ought to :»v. * •. • Elizabeth. Vogt work a little harder and-fcften maybe . Ernest Barbian; we could get out of'em too. , . .Berteel Spencer j By looking over the exemption ; Critics... Angela, IPetesch,.Mamie Keg, cards we have lived to tell you just Office rvennp/o\*l»r+tneir« ^^^S^^TT*,' '. ^"V J• M.'HjCa-- ri« e„ BDi aer •: 'i ' • « . . « _ Humor , '. ..John Wilson Short stories ...., . Kathleen Givena EM SE ACH ESS ""Let knowledge grow "from more to more, * Slit more of reverence in lis dwell, That mind and soul according well May make one music as before. Bud Vaster." EZ SEZ They say a man can't stop the flight of time, but I saw a fella come Iol and stop a minute or so every day. how many have been exempt but we cannot do it accurately. In our knowledge there are the following exemptions: Chemistry 4, general science 3, algebra 12, ancient history 7, English I 7, bookkeeping 8, English II 9, English III 5, English IV 4, Spanish 8, typing 6, short hand 8, Latin I 3, solid geometry 5, Latin II 3, cooking 3. modern history 3, plain geometry 9, botany 4, commercial geography 7, physiology cultivate a broad-minded attitude toward life. This being the case, the individual must read extensively and acquaint himself witli the best in printed matter such as poetry, fiction, scientific magazines, religious comment, historical development, etc. Travel, with a desire' to inspect and learn rather than for recreation, is valuable. 'Probably one of the most effective yet least employed methods of increasing vocabulary is to carry and make use of a small note-book. 1 Jot down the new word, phrase or expression; look it up, study it, learn it and use it in conversation. Of course this takes time and energy but the value derived can never be compared to the effort put forth. Faculty. E. K. The best way to improve your vocabulary is use the dictionary. I don't mean to sit down and read pages of it IfY-PRODUCTS OF OUR SCHOOL SYSTEM r During the last -o years one Of the most important things to consider in any large industry has become the utilizing of the by-products. It has been found in all of our large manufacturing plants that all overhead expences, and a decent profit besides, can be made from the by-products of the plant. During the last 2 or 3 years, educators have been recognizing the fact that in our school systems as well as in large manufacturing plants, the by- 1, physics 2, stenography II 3, civics I because most of us can not remember 4, commercial law 1. | it that way. But when you see a word Judging from this list there arei the meaning of which you do not know, more exemptions than last quarter,' look it up. Or if you know the meanwhich means that the pupils have been I ing and are not sure of the pronounciworking a little harder to -bring their grades up to standard. ; Do you really think it is a good sys- ation, look it up. Then use it before you forget it. , A good plan is to keep a vocabu tem and beneficial to the school ? lary note-book, especially when you Should it be adopted as a permanent are taking a course in English. While system? This question will be asked j studying, (most of us do sometimes) j music, for they have progressed so far soon by the inquiring reporter so be j put down some words which you think I jfs to be able to read new music offthinking about' it and decide whether j would be useful in adding vitality or I hand. So what couldn't they do with you like exemption system and whe- variation to your vocabulary. It might' a little practice. In practice, the boys rushing business, and both students and faculty gaze wistfully from inside. Ah! the languor that enervates us. But cheer up, fellow slumberers --it can't last forever. Laugh! Genteel readers, you know as well ae I the fun of laughing at other people's faults, the joy of seeing them stripped of subterfuge and exposed to the cold, cruel light of ridicule. But friends, are you yet acquainted with that greatest of pleasures--laughing at yourself? It's delightful when you once get used to it. You know, there is such a sacredness and glamor clinging to the "perpendicular pronown," coupled with an apparent lack of defects, that when we do catch ourselves at fault, it's an event. Imagine how you can« laugh next time you find yourself, say, squaring your jaw and presenting your profile to the admiring gaze of sweet brown eyes, or well girls, think one up yourself. When you do, go off iiy a corner and give yourself ¥nine ha ha's and a giggle." Then you have reached that rich estate when nothing is proof against your grin of derision--neither the foibles of humanity, the foolishness of king*-- nor the frivolities of yourself. still others .amused themselves by dancing. Our only senior contestant for typewriting, Maynie Keg, was the first to leave our group. Soon Miss Oates came and announced that the juniors were tci type at 10:20, which was about 15 minutes hence, We all started to-do BOY'S GLEE CLUB PROGRESSING The song, "Oh Hail Us Ye Free." which was chosen for all of the glee clubs of the north six to sing in the contest, has arrived. The boys think that even if they don't win. they will have given their audience some real ther-it has made you work any harder. If it really improves the grades it is certainly beneficial and will certainly raise the standard that the school has already achieved. Let's boost it up next quarter If they products of the system are of great i decide to use the system and show the importance. It is the purpose of an ] school authorities what's in us and diseducational institution, primarily, to i play our knowledge. inculcate into the minds of the stu- *" ^ dents the ability to do the ordinary . CONVOCATION tasks of life--to"read intelligently, to Convocations are very interesting to figure correct'y such problems that I the student. They are times when all they will meet in their lives, to know j the students and teacher^ gather in enough of the past history to meet, the auditorium for singing, or being the current prob'ems of history with entertained by different classes, or intelligent understanding and a reasonable background of knowledge. We now feel that besides teaching these important facts to our boys and girls, we must give them training in be well to pick out some special type of words in which you are lacking, as words expressing forcefulness < or of beauty. Think of some slang phrase which you are in the habit of using dozens of times a day, and then take the list, and find some good Engllsn wfi:ch ex presses the same thing. Familiarize yoilrself with your newly acquired lanare all eager "to learn their parts, and pay strict attention to their instructor. This is one of the essential things in making a glee club because the boys have it, people can expect them to make a good showing at the contest. Miss O'Sullivan is very optimistic about the success of the girls glee club in the contest, and she believes the same as the boys do, that the girls will finger-exercising. If our knuckles ever cracked* they sufe did then. and better school in the sense of ou: capability to *put over" everything we undertake, as a student body. that a little blind boy 'lost his wa/ about the time of close of school on April Fool's Day. When Mr. Stringer approached the bey, nonchalantly, he suddenly commanded the youth to "look at the Geese." The "kici" had a rather, dumb look on his face and rc^Uedj Mister.- I'm blind." V r ' P -:-v and take notice, even though they do not win. E. I. guage at home and at school and then j make the judges of the contest sit up it will be easy when you really desire to make a good impression to do it. Senior, F. B. The best ways'"to increase your vocabulary is-to do outside reading. Of course good books have the better use of words in them but any books that you read will be beneficial. If you come across new words \vhen you are reading or if you hear new words spoken by superiors you should "Nothing But the Truth," coming attraction. \ EXEMPTION STUDENTS The work of the following students is, to be commended. In the subjects listed, they have received grades of 90 or, ever. Em Se Ach Ess congratu- . ,.lutes thorn, .on . the success of then • ; - ^; That time passed quickly and we work:. . • PHYSICS CLASS TO TAKE TRIP journeyed upstairs to the typing room. Zoology-^ames £ay, Lfijiy Hughs. Plan to visit electric substation v e rst job was to get our own type- Bejn^fil Kinsala, Lyman Mueller, Ei- Thru courtesy of Public Service Co writers. Some were out of conditio^, |,mer Zucllsdprf. > •• ' , . ' : . the seven physics students are to bi afu ^ • su^st^te,A*11 n1 Ch^nristry^Hal;^ Jeps^n, Richard > taken on an inspection- toar thru one others: Typewriting being o^eiy Sten£er,', page. I It .tlie ediutty electric skstations some ^relief. , , I VioVet. \ > utal ,, , | time next week; The boys just finish- But still there was another ^oi^ ( English; IIKenneth " C?ranfcer. j ed the elcn-tric division of the course dmgmg_to us, it was that-of short-: Laura Michel?.^ Raymond Baer,. Lor-l and should be in a position to under- ~«n ' he Jd€a; oft taking • dictaWmW* • Jepsr>pf.:EJi'/abeth 5 Boger. .\gnes >tand the .working of the plant. This at 60 words a-mmute,-at first seemedWiengart. vMa- iw Wegener. Bernard wilt be the first of-aperies of practical to be quite a job to us and we icview- j Kinsala, Herman Steffes, William Mar-j ti ips^ be taken by the science c'asses. ed some of the .mosl difficult, phrases j tin, Lucy Hvghes, Carl Thorseli. ! Plars-are laid for making Terra Cotta and wordjjgns whi*k we thought we J. English III-Albin An-'erson. Mark- f the n-yt stopping place. wou nt i Powers. Mary •Btvfph!. Frank rage, ' Synthetic Chemist. v to be Studied Soon someone came and told us thatl Catherine .Walsh.- \ 1 Th- vh . mistry class is beginning to air in junior shorthand should get; English IV-Flprehce Kinsala. Ella! j>tudy new phases of chemistry. • So far leady for dictation First the dictator. Harrison. .E'.i^^th- Vbgt, A«g?h>' r" v -k Has been 'e tractive, or as a J. *aS. a ^orthand teachfr froni **^ • . * ' ^ v :r. ; v ouli put ii. analytical. The Whitewater Wis., gave us a short let.l Solid ^Geometry HaroM Bac v r :• of putting together chemicals ttr in Older to -Nee if we cOuld,clearly,.!, rank Page. Ver;, Drap«-, Ernest ,Bpr- ! and compouivls in f.P)i a- way as to underhand her Th. :,oc„„.l di, tation: bian. jfc.™ m„r, ,„mWio,l.d.sub»J„te, i. was the one that was considered in the' Plane G^ometry^Haymoni Baer.;. the great aim of indu-nv today The contest. It consisted of 260 words ' Herman Steff-, Carl-.Thorr-ell. - . students are getting their first taste and we were given 40 minutes for, Geiuial Svi-n-e--Ge\ rjye Stager | of this kind of work n the laboratory transcription. . James Frisby, Howard Ensign, Chas.1 h-vicvi. Th:s week has' been sp-^nt in f ll WaS ^f-^lrty when the cot.» Vycita!. V ! preparing apparatus to be teed in the test was closed. Then we first real-1 Physiology,--Mavlan Wegener, Ce- i manufacture of Ca'c-vm (^rbide and ized that we were hungry, and the j cilia St- ffel. ^H-borunduiifcquestion arose as to where we shouhTi Cookiijr---Pauline Pufahl, Berteel • ' - "e?T.1 Mayme Woodstock. iSp.nee,. ElizaWth V,gt. | Do yraWvV happens April We Wfiirc having--lunch at Ancient History--\\»r.ona Amarin, 21? If you don't buy y^ur ticket and Woodstock, "Toots' said that we must.Carleton Fay, Alvina Freund, James j find out. The junior class play is to have been very hungry, because no, Frisby, Edwin Michels, Ceeiiia. Then-! be the best over. * . ' < ne spoke while eating. This was nes, Charles Vycitad. * about two o clock. ^ Modern History -- Jacob Bylsma, ' In the afternoon we attended a Bernard Kinsala. William Martin, Hermovie, and from there we came back man Steffes. ' to McHgnry with half of the "4>acon.'"j- Phy,sics--ftarold Bacon, William Oh, how glad we were when we stop-< $ye. ^ ped at the M. C. H. S. and we found! Commercial Law--Angela Petesch.i out that Mayme's wish-bone did not! Civics--Ella Harrison, Florence Kin^, Insure-- la Sure --Insurance - WITH W m. G. Schreiner break. P. K.--M. B. See "Nothing But the Truth.' sfla. Angela Petesch, Elizabeth Vogt. Engli.-ii I--Carleton Fay, Edwin Michels, Verona Amann, J. Frisby, R' Nye, C. Thennes, C. VycitaL Latin I--Raymond Baer, Leroy Con- Auctioneering OFFICE AT RESIDENCE Phone 93-R McHENRY. ILL The juniors extend their deepest | way, Herman Steffes. IN COMMERCIAL CLASS alone with five girls* Don't miss the class play. sometimes for serious talks from Mr. Duker or some one of the faculty and often "pep" meetings. Convocation is not only for the stu- | dents but the public is welcome to come such things as: Leadei^hip, music, j at any time. Convocation is not a time ability to co-operate in which obedience 0f entertainment for all of the stu-! look up their meaning in the diction to recognize authority is essential, ath-j dents. Some of them must furnish | ary and you will find that with a large letic ability and ability to control ones! the amusement. These meetings are vocabulary you can express your fieelimpulses. As the result of these types j not aii play and no work. The physics j ings and describe things much easier of learning, many new activities have, class had to work to put on the theat- j i.nd more people will converse with been taken into our school system. InlrjCal scene and the orchestra had to I you. such new activities such as orchestra, j work tov furnish the music. There] Junior, Sib. W.- band, dramatic training, athletic ac- j were at least twenty-five people in- I think the best way to increase tivities. student councils, and debating J volved in the theatrical scene of which i your vocabulary is to write itll the societies, there is no thought on the eighteen were orchestra members. It ^ new words you come in contact with | e|ltered_as^ individuals did very^ 'j part of educators that these new activ-; took lots of electrical work and every-; in a notebook. Then when you have ities are the more important, than the thing worked fine. The lightning, the, time look up their meanings and the other types of training in which the[Suni the dashing of the waves, the! first opportunity you use them in fundamentals of education were given, pouring of the rain, and the roaring! your themes or conversation. In this They have, however, a feeling thati0f the thunder was worked out in | way you are using new words all the sympathy to their class-member and friend, Leroy Conway. Spanish I--A. Anderson, M. Baer M. Brefeld, F. Page, J.: Reynolds, R. Stenger, A> Thennes, V. Vycital, S. NEW MEMBER Whiting. C. Walsh, M. Whiting, F. One thing our paper has lacked is a Kennebeck. * One of our typewriters was left at | short story writer. Every good papei i Latin II--A. Anderson, W. Martin, Harvard. But really you can't blame! has one on its staff, so in order to keep D. Marshall, C. Thorsell. Harold, so far away from home, all up our good name we have added ai Algebra I--V. Amann, J. Barbian, new member to our staff to take care! A. Blake, A. freund, J. Frisby, E. of that department. She fs Kathleen Michels, L. Muelwr, R. Nye, H. Phalin, Givens. Ever since childhood Kath- A. Popp, C. Rothermel. L. Schmitt, C; leen had-an uncanny love for telling| Thennes, C. Vycital, A. Wirtz. stories and her mother says that atj ENTERING THE BUSINESS WORLD McHenry Upholstering Shop P. J. LANDT Furniture repairing and ipacfo toorder Refinishing and Antique Work a Specialty. " -i Phone McHenry 57-J THE SHORTHAND CONTEST The junior shorthand team came' the age of seven she could tell better out third at the north six contest at I stories than any one in their neigh- Harvard Saturday and the contestants l borhood. We take it for granted that A group of seniors will presently en- _ _ she means real stories with a plot in J ter the business world each fit for his Mary Brefeld scored the highest ofjthem* With this in mind, and from: profession. Others of the seniors will much value can be given to our boys good style. and girls by just such types of activi-j Many other things are done during 'ties as were mentioned above. | convocation. Lately we have been hav- It was only a few years back that; jng some citizen of McHenry talk to the larger percent of our boys and j the students of some interest in school, girls were given duties in the home to| Musical number are often given. Convocations certaily are interesting time. Sophomore, R. W. TALK ABOUT WORKERS The following are those that were exempted from all of their subjects. occupy their time outside of school. Charles Vycital, James Frisby, Mary Today, we find 50 percent of our boys and girls required by their parents to do little or nothing about the home. These new activities have, therefore, taken the place in the child's home duties, which he formerly had. We have a general belief that practically •11 of the boys' and girls' time should down so often to keep you 'in your be occupied in one type of pursuit or place." - another. Nothing is more dangerous; to a boy or girl than'leisure time. We! Martlet ^One has only to look atj to come down and play basket ball any ^ght to see that our boys and girls j yoUr lips and see that your lips are j more. -have some type of activity during all intended for kisses." | Indoor tennis is going to take the so again we invite the public to attend.; Brefeld, Angela Petesch, Albin Ander- I son, Frank Page and Herman Steffes. HUMOR j That they were exempt shows that Mamie: "You remind me of a page they have worked extra hard and they in a new book." I deserve credit for what they have Dick: "Because I'm clever?" •_ done. Mamie: "No. I have to turn you GIRLS' ATHLETICS Miss Miller is so busy coaching the junior classr £lay that she has no time ol their time. The danger in a statement of this kind, is in taking the attitude that boys and girls should be energetically busy all-of the time, and H a result wear out the nervous en- .•rgy of our children. * As our school ; ystom Kelley: "On the contrary, the kisses i place of basket ball in the future until are for my intended.' Mr. Duker: "Have you brought the number of your house, Joe?" Joe: "Yes sir, I've got it, but I now in had a hard job to get it off, it wa» lhape to give some of these outsided nailed on so tight.* activities ana to make use of them in • good shape, let us, as par ents, see that Lillian: :<1Will you love-ma when I'm our boys and girls are in some type of old." activity, all having a definite duty to - Sibre: "Why, my darling, I do." the outside courts are ready for use. Come and watch "Torchy" do, his stuff in the junior class play. "Nothing But the Truth" coming April 21. perform. Let us see that the amount i of unoccupied' time becomes smaller and smaller. : C. H. Duker.. I HUMOR Mr. Tallmadge: "I don't know what , hecoir."s of my musicl I've lost a little s ajjPieoe of String.'" Carl: "I've got "The Lost Chord."" Lillian: *Cl;.rence* don't you know you ought to lay something by for a rainy day?" Clarence: "I do, my rubbers." Miss Stockebrand: "Why do they call this electric cake?" . Dorothy: "Harold, my mind is made up." j Harold: "Mercy! .Is that so? I had hoped that your mind, at luaati, was your own."- A QUESTION ASKED OF EACH CLASS Wrhat do you consider as the best ways to increase and make an efficient vocabulary ? ' W. M. G. " How To Improve Ones Vocabulary The task of improving and enlarging ones vocabulary is a gigantic prob- Elizabeth: "I suppose because it hasj lem and a never-ending undertaking, eurrants in it." I The person who becomes thoroughly -- i acquainted with simply one field of HOW HIGH CAN YOU JUMP, j knowledge has surely won for himself / MUSIC The orchestra has been working on the numbers they have chosen for the contest. The selection are "Repay Band" and "The Little Giant." Because of illness, Mary McAndrews, our pianist, has been away for almost two weeks. To show us that she really does like school and the work of the orchestra, she came back just two days before the exams. All of us are glad that Mary has come back. But many students asked, "Why didn't you wait the McHenry group. Mr. Duker and! the praise that the English teachers Miss Oates are much pleased withj^e her on her short stories, we detjjem ' | cided that she would be a valuable We did not do so well in typing, but [addition"tb the staff; so we hired her, Miss Oates didn't expect we would, for and now we believe that she can give continue their studies 4n search of higher education. The first mentioned seniors will be closely watched by outsiders to see if they will fail or succeed. I recently read an article on "riches" in which was said that the success of a person is judged not by his wealth but by his contributions to the world. That was the idea in a nutshell. Contribute to the social, moral and edu- TIMES OF STRESS cational' betterment of the world. It is Truly edifying is a visit in a class-, far better to be poor but have the sat us some excellent stories that will be very interesting for the readers of the Em Se Ach Ess to read. Coining--Class Play. we only type one period a day while the students in the other schools type two periods each day, one under the direct supervision of the teacher, and this gives them an immense advantage. No seniors were entered. Some of the schools went into the contest with just one idea in mind--J to win. We did not enter it with that room when a very stiff test is being isfaction of a better «*vorld when cue spirit. Of course, we would have liked : inflicted on the students. Then all ( dies than to have riches and be qf al» to win, but we went to Harvard pri j types of fright and fear, emotion and solutely no value to this world. marily for the experience it would give! emulation(!) come to the surface. As: A wealthy per^wm is admired foi our students. Some of them had never the teacher chalks up poser-after po- charity work but that is a differ, nt been through a big high school before |ser each individual character manifests side of the question.^ In that case^tlu and none of our people had ever be- itself. FTuff and Rag Rue* mude to order HDC D POPP I'HON E 1*2 riRO. D. ruil WEST McHENRV ILL fore attended a contest conducted under strict rules and regulations. It gave us an opportunity to compare our work with that of the students in! hopes for the best. Next to him is a Here we see an athlete who wealth is used not for the benefit of would rather leave school than leave the team. He scribbles frantically, he scratches (his head) frenziedly--and other schools, and this is a splendid thing to do; It is with these people that we will have to compete in the business world when we finish school. If our work is not up to standard, it it much better to find it out now, when we still have over a year in which to increase our efficiency, than to discover when it is too late, out in the business world, that we are an inferior product, a drug on the market, with no hope of getting ahead without much additional training. Next year we shall probably enter the shorthand contest as seniors and win, and, between now and this time next year, we shall do more work in typing. The shorthand subject matter was J prepared and dictated by the head of flapper who, poor numbskull, takes the; questions as a personal insult. As her the owner but for doing its share of t h e w o r l d w o r k . - : J. A. A. Jr. the shorthand department at the a few days." "We wonder if you knew! Whitewater State Normal school, and the contest in typing was conducted under International Typing Contest GIRLS? an envious position. When we realize it/ Girls! Come out for high jumping the fact that there are scores of col- •and track meet. Tuesday afternoon | leges of Human Knowledge and eduaeveral girls turned out but we want j cation, each of which commands a -*iore. Don't be bashful, Olive wasn't technical vocabulary of its own, the and she proved to be quite a high task of acquiring a complete vocabufumper. Mayme was so energetic that; lary becomes more stupendous. she ran around the field four times in-[ there are many courses which conthat the exams were here?" The answer is that Mary is ambitious. For a long while, during her absence the orchestra members have been moaning, "I wonder what's become of Mary." But don't worry students, we have found her again. Some one has sent her back to us. Charles Vycital and Anna Popp are tor be commended on thes plendid progress they are making with their instruments. ' * rules, and the subjcct matter was sent out from New York City. WE QUOTE flat Wondrous Apatlqr ' Spring has arrived in all its splendor, and with it comes--warm weath- Watch for the juniors. ""Tis Said" 'We recently received a copy of the hopes of passing'become more and;<'Loud Speaker" from the Huntley more fanciful, those pretty lips began consolidated school. It is a remarkable to pout--the cruelty of any. teacher paper. The mimeographic work is in who would cloud her life thus! Behind dee,l splendid. One thing surprised her drowses the old reliable fiunker. j us most and that is the legibility of Stolid, stupid, stationary, he is little; the words and the discemibility of the j bothered by marks. While cases of j cartoons. They also had a fine crossbrain fag develop around him htiwoid puzzle. Glorious, simply glordreamily watches a sparrow twitter at | ious! it may be issued* only once a j '*-* $ the pane. Ridges of care line (the | month but a month's news and brows on all sides, but his own looks j month's work is in it. DRS. M'CHESNEY & BROWN (INCORPORATE DENTISTS Dr. J. W. Brown. Dr. R. M. Walker Established over 45 year* and > still doing Business at old stand • Pioneers in First-Class Dentistry at Moderate Prices Ask Your Neighbors and Friends About I's S. E. Cor. Clark & Randolph* 145 N. ilark'St.. Chicago PHONE CENTRAL 2047 Daily 8 - to-'. 3; gtindaait. $ tq .ll carefree as a babe's. For once we envy the dumbell! The Lunchroom Philosopher. (Mechanic's, St. Paul High) Don't fail to see the junior play, "Nothing but the Truth," April 21. D. N. Jones writing editorially m the "Loud Speaker" uses common denouncing a certain groui' of.senators, headed by Senator VYiil-h of Montana. This group of men sup ported John W. Davis, a corporator lawyer, for presidency and now p pof«e Mr. Coolidge's appointment o. FORMER TEACHER SPEAKS Charles Warren for the Attorney-g> Mr. Bobb, a former member of the|era's^'P Lnited States .on M. C.^H. S. faculty, talked to the stu-! grounds that Mr; Warren is a dents on Tuesday of last week. After j corporation lawyer. Mr.. Jones hea leu cclleevveerrllyy iinnttrroodduucciinngg tthhee ssuubbjjeecctt of his his article "Consistency. , \er> pon. ta^t,' "Use Your Head," Mr. Bobb offered some good advice to be used THE TRIP TO HARVARD especially last Thursday and Friday. The first thing we did, when we en-j He recalled to our minds certain times, tered Harvard was to look for the two years ago, when we imagined we school. We passed many of these, but1 were "bluffing" in his classes. We did finally we landed at the correct one.; not succeed in it. He also tried to im- Upon entering the Harvard high press upon our minds that teachers school, we were very cordially wel-! do not really have favorites, but they corned by some of their students. They; cannot help admiring a hard working took us1 through the building, which! student. 1 gave us the impression of a well kept1 Everyone enjoyed the talk and will school. 4 Then some of' the McHenry try in the future to remember Mr Mr. Jones! er! In the rays of the April sun the park IB filled--two by two--Unti ^joei as [ contestants rested, some typed, andjBobb's words to make oar's a bigger . APRIL FOOL'S DAY Paul Patzke is the Champion April , classes are Fooler. He fooled other, over 300 Mr times and was fooled, himself, not .nown al. our - once; and according to math,•matics experience t«t"W er« » his average is p*r cent. Who has a better record than that one! repairs. Everyone seemed to have torn l)r- 1 '. . . clothes, broken pencils or something Optotn.etri.-t an p like that. . Chicago Address McHenryvBL But we will have to tell you a good 8407 N. Paulina St Phone 1ST joke. on Mr. Stringer. It happened PfeoM Gncalaad IBtfc