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THI M'HXWEY PLASfDXALXK, THVfett*?, KOTWSBt 5,1W5 TK R'EMtY rLAOBCALER Published every Thursday at Mo- Henry, 111., by Charles F. Renich. {Entered as second-class matter at t|Me postofflce at McHenry, Bl.t under itjgtt act of May 8, 1870. Subscription Ratea One year ..$2.00 Stx months 1-®® |L H. MOSHEE, Editor How to get riqh: Is Tea* a WfcJrtf lure for rubber. Our ships don't stay at 4Mb shipping policy does. No matter what happens tftifcaaea, the people are used to It The close man generally Snda Ma friends keep their distance^ It's a cinch that auto, thleres wUl nhswrve the muffler cut-out law. "' I'le&lng up a horseshoe Is aof §eod luck if youplck It up with a tire, 5-c Genealogy wouldn't be so bad If devotees knew how to pronounce It. "Women will follow a style/' says a writer. Well, yes; after a fashion A cynic might call this an age of flfHf dwellers who behave Ufcft caw nan. ft . • After all, nothing on Ktt cm* move as rapidly as a thoroughly Idle rumor. " We shoutyi investigate whether Burope bomtwed our money or Juat took It A scfestlft has a new theory abort sciatica, bat that doesn't make It tart tny less. The wpposedly new fad of hunting with bow and arrow is nothing unique to Cupid. One way for a woman to go to congress is to be the widow -0 .•& dead congressman. It isn't the Bolsheviks that tbe world needs to worry about It's the ^olsheviktlins. if at last tbe producers don't pay for everything and maintain everything. who does? It is gettine to he about as duo gerous to climb an Alp as it Is to go motoring on Sunday., A large majority of girls whe declare they wouidnk many the best «aa aa earth don't SOUND ;si Poland Is after another loan ta Kfew "Work. The more they "fund* tbe more #iey want to borrow. Parle need not worry. iota of worse thinrs loose o*er tbere than Abyssinian leopard*. Tfee quickest way to blades of grass grow where before Is to plant a vegetable. la tbe old days there was aothlag that corresponded eiactfy tn the saxophone. unless it was die beeves. What we need b> tbe United States is a week-end that Is not so destructive of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Nowadays an emporium can seQ everything from flivver parts to permanent waves and still be known as a drug store. Ike phonograph, which has celebrated Its forty-eighth birthday, Is still going strong and bids fair tp lish a record. This la the season of the year when many a man imagines he looks well enough In knickers to be *"'r'fw""l f"" a movie star. The persistent attempts of young women to swim the English channel - one a bit curious as te what's j motored to Chicago Saturday* Mr. and Mrs. Milford Smith spent Sunday evening at the home of the former's parents, Mr. and Mre. William Smith of Grayulato. Joe Davis ami daughters, Elinor© and Elizabeth, ma toned 1» Lake Forest "Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Gus Town send spent Friday afta--eon-a* the Tniinr Bauer home. Jim Curran was a Libertyville business caller Friday. Phil Wagner is agate. home after .spending two wesirn an joy at WaukpffAH Mr and Mrs. George Huson attended a show at Waokegan Sunday evto-. ing. Mies Lucile Rosing and Henry Honeman were injured Saturday evening, while on their way home from Waukegan, Mr. Davie of Waukegan ran into them with his Dodgre Roadster, it was a head on collision, both cars are a total wreck. Mr. Hon em an was oat badly about the face and hands and bruised. Miss Rosing is quite b?dty hurt in the chest and also bruised, while Mr. Davis escaped with just a small scratch. Ray Rippberger was a Fox Lake business caller Sunday. Peter Meyers motored to La Grange to see his little daughters, Jeanette and Betty. Both are fine. Mr. and Mrs. Russell Meade and daughter, Doris, son, Louis, and Helen Wilson of Waukegan called at the Floyd. Renehsn home Sunday afternoon. Mr. and Mrs. Leo Hendee and Mr. tend Mrs. L. A. Pits attended a show at Waukegan Sunday evening. Mrs. Eatinger passed away at the home of her daughter, Mrs. Edward Hendee at Round Lake Friday morning. Funeral services held Monday. Mrs. Milford Smith motored to Mc- Henry Monday afternoon. Julie Peterkort entertained a few of her girl friends on her 10th birthday. Everyone had a good time. Mrs. Rachel Rosa was a Chicago caller Tuesday. Mr. O. A. Howard, Mrs. Ray Rippberger, son, Howard, and Velma Fit* motored to Waukegan Monday morning- _ Mr. and Mrs. Harry Diet* were Chicago business callers Monday. Mrs. Naomi McCandless and Vebna Fitz were Waukegan and Wauconda business callers Wednesday. Mr. and Mrs. Jack Daley were Waukegan callers Wednesday. Amerion White left Sunday for Florida, where he is going to spend the winter months. Mrs. Leo Hendee and son, Leroy, motored to Waukegan Wednesday afternoon. Mrs. Mabel Benwell spent <ga few day at the Cris Dillon home. The Round Lake School gave an entertainment and basket social Friday evening at the schooL It was a great success and every one , enjoyed the evening. / Mi\ and Mrs. L. A. Fitz were Grayslake callers Sunday. Mrs. Henry Janssen and children were out-of-town callers Sunday. Mrs. Budd Ford of Waukegan if spending a few days with her sister. Mrs. Emma Huson. Charles Streeter of Long Lake was a ifampd Lake business caller Friday. Mr and Mrs. Lyle Litwiler were out-of-town callers a few days last Mr, and Mrs. Gifford White motored to Waukegan Tuesday. Mr. and Mrs. C. G. McCandless and daughters, Elouise and Elton, and Mr. and Mrs. L. A. Fitz spent Wednesday evening at the Frank Drummond home. Mrs. Florence Schulander of Chicago spent Sunday with her brother, Dell Smith. Little Delores Diets spent Monday with her aunt, Mrs. Aloise Diets of Grayslake. Mr- and Mrs. Dell Smith, daughter, Valoise, and Mrs. B. K. Tucker motored to Waukegan Saturday evening. Gwenny Killey entertained a few of her girl friends to celebrate her 13th birthday Saturday afternoon. Mrs. Mary Kennedy and daughter, Mary Lou, of Long Lake spent Sat> urday evening at the Sumner Bauer home. Durley Curran was a McHenry bos*' iness caller Saturday. Edward Brown and A. W. White parents Mr and Xra, Nick Xiwtachmer of North Chicago. Minnie Benwell returned to her home at Ridgefield after spending a few months at the Chriss Dillon home. Mr. and; lira. Ralph Litwiler of Klkhorn, Wi&, called on relatives here ITiUrsday. O. A. Howard was a Chicago business caller Thursday. Mr. and Mrs. William Molidor mo^ toj-ed to. Waukegan one day last week. Mrs. C. G. McCandless was a Waukegan caller Thursday. Misses Marjorie Cleveland and Evelyn Bauer motored to Waukegan Sunday afternoon. Mrs. Ray Rippberger and Velma Fitz called at the Russell Meade home at Waukegan Monday afternoon. sp&ura GROVE mak« on the ether side. I _____ It might be said that a iicmwpi phonograph inventor whe committed suicide thought he would see what was on the other side. A taxi driver was arrested Uf tpp* Jury, probably on complaint oC a customer who didn't loek at Ota. met«r till the bill was paid. The bride in Praace steps en. an egg to insure happiness. Another way Is to learn how to prepare It PMqfMty along with a dice of ham. Tbe ex-crown prince has been prancing around in a uniform, but a small boy wears a cowboy suit iftb- .. out It meaning any men. Mrs. Frank Amann and daughter, Clara, were Libertyville callers Saturday. Martin Thelen and Stanley Standtfield attended, a show at Waukegah Sunday evening. Mrs. Leo Hendee and son, LeRoy, Thursday with the former's, Mr. and Mrs. Stephen Engels of Spring Grove entertained company from Elgin Sunday, November 1. Those present were, Mr. and Mrs. William Meyers, Mr. and Mrs. Herman Muetterties, Mr, and Mrs. Fred Aubertine, Mr. and Mrs. Bill Real and son, Richard, Miss Sadie Meyers, Miss Emma Meyers, and Frank Miller. A surprise was given to Mr- and Mvs. Peter M. Freund in honor of their tenth wedding anniversary on Wednesday evening, October 28, 1925. Those present were, Mr. and Mrs. Hubert Freund, Mr. and Mrs. Joe L. Freund, Mr. and Mrs. Anton H. Freund, Mr. and Mrs. Anton J. Schmitt, Mr. and Mrs. Stephen Freund, Mr. and Mrs. Joe P. Miller and family, Mr. and Mrs. Steve Engels and family, Mr. and Mrs. Ben Stilling and famjily. Miss Florence and Rachel Freund, Miss Viola Engels, Rosa and Melania Miller, Tony Miller, Ed Kottner, and AJfred Freurtd. The evening was enjoyed by playing cards and bunco. The first prize was awarded to Miss Viola Engels, second to Miss Rosa Miller and consolation to Mrs. Anton H. Freund. At midnight refreshments were served. The fourteenth \ wedding anniversary of Mr. and Mrs. Stephen Freund erf Spring Grove was celebrated Sunday, October 25. Those present were: Mr. and Mrs. Steve Huff, Mr. and Mrs. George Stiorsdorfer, Mr. and Mrs. Steve Engels and family, Mr. and Mrs. Joe P. Miller and family, Mr. and Mrs. Jacob R. Justen, Mr. and Mrs. Milton Scroggeq^ of Waukegan, Mr. and Mrs. Peter M. Freund and family, Mr. and Mrs. Joe L. Freund and family, Mr. and Mrs. Joe J. Freund, Mrs. Anna Bugmer, Mr. and Mrs. George King, Mr. and Mrs. Ben Stilling and family, Miss Rosa Miller and friend Ed Kottner, Miss Viola Engels, Miss Melonia Miller and Tony Millar. The evening was spent in playing bunco. The first prise was won by Miss Viola Engels, second prize by Mrs. Joe J. Freund and consolation went to Mrs. Ben Stilling. At the close of the game refreshments were served. OgTENP A number of people are looking quite mournful over the loss of apples and some on account of potatoes frozen. No one was looking for such severe cold this time of year. Home Comfort Strips, easy to apply, at Althoff's Hardware. Hallowe'en has come and gone and no one here received a very strong reminder. The old O&tend creamery £hat was converted into a dwelling is again occupied by a family. Ralph Wallis moved this week from the farm he has 'occupied since March 1 to a farm in Bullvalley. This move cakes one pupil from our school, his little son, Gordon. Mr. and Mrs. Loren Martin are caring for a little daughter born at the Woodstock hospital October 27. Fred R. Eppel had the misfortune to get his right arm caught in the belt of his pumping engine straining it badly. The hand and arm are swollen and very lame. Mr. and Mrs. F. R. Eppel were Monday afternoon callers in the Hobart home. Hopmlmas Tamh Bow can you make a person perceive that he Is a fool? Such a personage can no more see Us own folly than he can sea Ids owi Thackeray. WEEKLY^KSONALS 09HERS AND flCCW Gf A W«K IN OUR BUSY CITY AS SEEN BY PLA1NDBALBR KBPORTERS AND HANDBD IN B¥ Q(J* FRIENDS Miss Clara Stoffel spent Monday in Chicago. L. A. Erickson was a Chera? Valley visitor Sunday. Roy Kent was a business visitor in Waukegan Monday. Mrs. Ray Conway was a Woodstock L. A. Erickson was a business. Visitor in Chicago Tuesday. visitor one day last week. William Welch was a business visitor in Waukegan Monday. Mrs. Fred Justen and daughter, Mae, spent Saturday in Chicago. Mr. and Mrs. J. W. Rothermel passed the week-end with relatives in Chic& go* Mr. and Mrs. E. E. Bassett and children were Woodstock visitors Sunday. Miss Genevieve Knox of DeKalb spent the week-end in the home of-her parents. Leo Conway of Chicago passed the week-end with McHenry relatives and friends. Mrs. Mary Simon left Saturday for Chicago where she intends to spend j the winter. Mr. and Mrs. A. C. Granger spent j the week-end in theft cottage at Hickory Grange. j Mrs. Will Howard and son of Wood-! stock passed the week-end with McHenry relatives. ] Miss Helen Schneider has return-1 ed from Chicago where she enjoyed a two-weeks' vacation. Mr. and Mrs. Shales of Woodstock visited in the home of Mr. and Mrs. N. E. Barbian Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. A. H. Schaefer and Mr. and Mrs. L. J. Stoffel spent Sunday it Burlington, Wis. Mr. and Mrs. A1 Wagner of Chicago spent Sunday evening in the home of Mr. and Mrs. E. F. Kelter. Mr. and Mrs. Gerald Carey of Chicago were week-end visitors in the home of McHenry relatives. Mr. and Mrs. George P. Steilen motored to Port Washington, Wis., Sunday and spent the day there. Mr. and Mrs. Crillien of Chicago were Sunday visitors in the home of Mr. and Mrs. Louis McDonald. John Reihansperger of West Chicago spent a day last week as a guest of Mr. and Mrs. C. J. Reihansperger. Miss Marjorie Phalin of Elgin was a week-end visitor in the home of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. John Phalin. Mr. and Mrs. Peter Steffens of Chicago were Sunday visitors in the home of Mr. and Mrs. Caroline Schiessle. Miss Eleanor Phalin of DeKalb, was a week-end guest in the home of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. John Phalin. Mr. and Mrs. Glen Robinson of Woodstock were Sunday guests in the home of Mr. and Mrs. William Welch. Mr. and Mrs. D. S. Martin of Round Lake were Thursday guests in the home of Mr. and Mrs. Clarence Martin. Mrs. E. Gruenfeldt left McHenry for Chicago where she will spend the winter at 4316 North Sacremento avenue. Mrs. Teesdale of Chicago is busily at work in this city in the drive for members of the Fox River Valley camp, R. N. A. Mrs. N. P. Justen and son, Richard, visited in the home of Mrs. Justen's sister, Mrs. Ben Noonan in Chicago a tew days last week. Fred Kunz and wife, Miss Kate Kunz and Mrs. Ellen A. Ensign motored to Chicago Saturday, returning home in the evening. Mrs. Harry Rankin and daughter of Chicago are visiting in the home of their parents, Mr. and Mrs. Albert M. Frett for a few days. Mr. and Mrs. W. K. Barnes andt Mr. and Mrs. A. K. Barnes of Oal| Park were Sunday guests in the homi of Mr. and Mrs. George H. Johnson* Miss Villa Rothermel spent a fe\» days the latter part of last week if] the home of her uncle and aunt, Mi^ and Mrs. Matt Rothermel in Kenoshafc Mr. and Mrs. Ed Brefeld of Chicago and Mr. and Mrs. John Brefeld of Waukegan were Sunday guests in the, home of their parents, Mr. and Mrs* B. J. Brefeld. Roy Kent was % bfasitrt-- Niitor in Chicago Tuesday. . Mrs. J. Thies spent a few days last week in Chicago. John Pint was a business visitor in Chicago Monday. Frank Schreiner was a Chicago business visitor Monday. Miss Rowena Marshall was a weekend visitor in Chicago, Mrs. John Niesen passed Thursday of last week in Belvidene. Mrs. E. R. Warsnik is spending a few days in Milwaukee. Miss Dorothy Matthews was a Crystal Lake visitor Wednesday. Mrs. J. Pouse and Mrs. R. V. Powers were Chicago visitors Monday. Mrs. W. R. Marshall spent the weekend as a guest of friends in Oak Park. Mrs. James Powers and daughter, Helen, were Elgin, visitors Saturday. Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Wegener and daughter, Marian, were Ringwood visitors Sunday. ' Miss Doroth Matthews spent a few days last week with friends in Chicago. Mrs. Ray McGee passed Monday as a guest in the home* of Woodstock relatives. Mrs. M. Stanton of Long Lake visited McHenry relatives Thursday of last week. Mrs. Gausden of Chicago visited in | the home of her parents, Mr. and, Mrs. [ J. Thies Sunday. ; Mrs. Alice Kellogg of Woodstock! was a guest in the home of T. J. and Mrs. Walsh Friday. Miss Gladys Rietsel of Chicago was a week-end visitor in the home of her parents in this city. Miss Esther Feltz of Crystal Lake spent the week-end in the home of her parents in this city. Misses Leone Givens and Pamela Rietsel spent Sunday at St. John's academy in Wisconsin. Miss Marguerite Wright of' Kenosha, Wis., is spending a montfe in the home of Mrs. E. Ingleharte. Steve Heimer of Chicago spent the latter part of last week in the home of Mr. and Mrs. Matt Heimer. Mr. and Mrs. Clarence Whiting of Ringwood spent Sunday in the home of Ed Conway south of town. Mrs. Ellen A. Ensign is making an extended visit with Miss Kate Kunz, on the farm four miles east of McHenry, following a short visit with Mrs. Ida Fisher near Volo. The farm occupied by August Kunz is the same one on which Mrs. Ensign and her husband lived for a period of fortyfive years. VjPiVii ,V TEK&A COTTA •"7 ^ Mrs. P. J. Dolan of Chicago was a guest of her niece, Mrs. B. J. Shine, last week. Sister Mary Hilda of Chicago visited at the home of her brother, Ed Conway, Saturday. Mr. and Mrs. J. P. Green and children* of Woodstock visited relatives here Sunday afternoon. * Eugene Leisner of Chicago Was a recent visitor at the home of his sister, Miss Alice Leisner. The pupils of the Terra Cotta school with their teacher, Miss Evelyn Bohl, enjoyed a delightful Hallowe'en party at school Friday afternoon. Several guests, including- many of the mothers, were present. Games were played by all, and refreshments were served at the close of a very pleasant afternoon. ILEEPLESS NIGHTS Weakrn "Danger Often Caused by Bladdei It's Nature's Signal of Ahead." t A. C. Eckhart, 3917 St Clair St, Cleveland, O., says, "After taking Lithiated Buchu tablets one week, the burning and smarting left me, and with no disire to get up nights. You should get the credit as I had trie4 many things. I will be glad to write my experience to any one. Lithiated Buchu cleanses the bladder as Epsopi Salts do the bowels, driving out d§- posits, neutralizing excess acids, ther§» by relieving irritation that causes getting up nights. The tablets cost .$ cents each at all drug stores. Keller Laboratory, Meehanicsburg, O. Locally at Thomas P. Bolger's Drug store. No. 1<1 Vol. 1 Oct. 29, ieae No. I Published in the intereats of the people of McHenry and vicinity by the Alexander Lumber Co. Geo. H. Johnson, Editor ' We told you so. Injun Summer is here. Hope it stays till the pavements are all in. Household hint.--A fly swatter makes a dandy tep strainer. Purina Chicken Chowder and Purina Hen chow are perfectly balanced for making eggs. They come in the checkerboard bags. That means Purina quality. We saw four young people In a Ford coupe last evening. You guessed it--two boys and two girls. Heard in Bolger's Drug Store "I want to buy one of them radio fans I've heard so much about." Poultry pays. One lady tells us that the returns from her chickens l£stj year paid all the family grocery bills and some other expenses besides But you can't raise chickens successfully without a good poultry house. We have some splendid plans for small modern poultry housea tiiat sheuU see. : * :H" Re-roof with Winthrop Tapered Shingles won't have to roof any more. Attlltlwr car load of Pocahontas Coal just in. How much do you want? I Snugly fitting storm windows this winter will make your home much more comfortable. You'll have eggs wheif your neighbors are com* plaining that their hens have stopped laying. Just feed Prtrina chicken® chowder and Purina chow. Make your fumaai glad--feed it "Old Ben" Coat. - Saturday we a man wearing a atMW hat. We have yet to heir of the husband who h« ed with the dishes was shot by his wife. Yoa don't buy ooal for ornamental purposes. We don't claim that Old Ben Coal is particularly pretty. Bult we do claim it's full o' heat, and that's what you are intonated i%, ALBXANDSR LUMBBB COMPANY V Phone 5 40 Walworth County Holstein Breeders' Assoaatiot 140 HOLSTEIN SALE ELKHORN, WISCONSIN, FAIR GROUNDS AT 1:30 P. If. NOVEMBER 17,1925 20 Serviceable Bulls, 20 Milkers. If in need of 1 good bull or some good milkers, come to this sale. Tuberculin tested--Prices reasonable, WALWORTH CO. HOLSTEIN AS'SN. BEN BAOHHUBER, SSO. D)U boy i* uwortnt No. 3346, on«of tto 115 Kinder-Cart** If move emphasis were put en-awtatipn as a science and as an Industry, rather than as a sport, it would number fewer casualties. 8ti*ntUts )uat possibly ftmnd the reported cure for Insomnia from observlng the "wide-awake salesman" that the advertisement wanted. One of these days there wUI .be a great revival of lntereet In croquet te this country when someone thinks up a pair of funny pants to go with tt. Hm French are having a lot of mill- **** bombing Rlfflan villages Just tt» WT tto Germans used to Wow up tbe ctv* vnrnumm la tondoa. ( ' 1 " Dr. Harold Jeffreys of aays that the moon's face is mere tl«sa\ 14,000,000 years old. And we must | say he holds his age remarkedly wtfl. UTILITY AND ECONOMY ' • iv£'Xv:>:vX r WM. H. ALTHOJT HARDWARE We* Iff; Itli" | Btg crops and high prices fee |«empeee an agricultural Blyriun I should change the mind of mi farmer who has been tempted .ta £M1» city and teolt % QUEEN A.NNB - HO&iE HEATER A Modem Roman Road REACHING into her distant corners were the k. Roman Empire's military roadsf built that the couriers or armies of Caesar might have highways dnt were dependable. Through the industrial heart of America from - New York to Chicago--a highway for the voice has Just been dedicated to service, likewise designed to afford dependability to its travellers. This is the world'slongest telephone cable which,buried beneath the streets of crowded cities,and elsewhere held aloft On heavy poles, now offers communication facilities 0iat are practically free from the hazards of storms and other dangers. In affordingrapid anddependable transit to thoughts voiced every minute between great cities, it serves ik large territory both alone and as part of a national wire system that is being further extended through cables in response to the people's need. ILLINOIS BELL TELEPHONE CO. . PELL SYSTEM | J^Pol^pr « On«S yttcm . Universal Scrvfc* Ltekfat tfcU tmlw«4 shoes that last and protectI T TE isn't old enough to know the importance a! saieguardinf hla XT. growing body. But you realize how vital it is that his net be comfortable, his arohes supported, his ankles kept firm. Shoes which lose their shape quickly or readily admit dmppneso are dangerous to health and wasteful of your dollars. But Kinder- Garten shoes hold their form, stay comfortable and healthful. And since they last twice as long as an ordinary pair, they cut T^ur anoe budget in hall For infants, boys and girls. Priced from fl:75 » according, tt> age» at your neighborhood dealer s. Fogr your protection , we sump MKiader> ^ ^ea dwlWag ffllH LV.- Honestly made for over twenty yean by FARGO-HALLO WELL SHOE CO., Chicago Nobby Style Shop ittsdames BARBIAN and FREUND, Proprietors McHenry Illinois