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iyinii^«Pi(ii|iWimiHji«|ii ii^M«|||iau M* j pi JPIU*iiy.^w i Ml*,1'? W ' • ' J-™«7 THE M'HENRY PLAINDEALER jPublished every Thursday at McHenry, 111., by Charles F. Renicb. v Entered as second-class matter •* the postofllc* at McHenry, HL, «ld( T the act of May 8, 1879. WV **« Subscription Rates One Year .. Six Months ...$8.00 » . « . 1 1 . 0 0 A. H. MOSHER, Editor and Manager SOB j ILLINOIS! STATE 'HEWS PILSUDSKI IN FULL CHARGE OF POUND ' >"*• •> ' THE M'HfintT PLAINBEALXK, THWRSDAY, HAT 30, 1928 WEEKLY EXCHANGE ITEMS OF INTEREST TAKEN FROM COLUMNS OF OUR EXCHANGES Dr. Thomas L. Grlsamore of Chicago was named president-elect of the Illinois Dental society at the convention In Springfield. An unsuccessful attempt to rob the Farmers* State bank at Vernon was made, but the dynamite used to blow the vault door set off the burglar .alarm and the yeggs were frightened away. Mrs. August Brunkow, eighty-yearold paralytic, was fatally burned In her home near Orangevllle when a pipe she was smoking fell from her mouth and Ignited clothing as she lay- In bed. Injuries received when he was struck on the head by a twelve-pound •hot while watching the track team of the Ipava high school train on the campus proved fatal to Park Danner, a student Episcopal clergy from throughout ; the Chicago and other dioceses took part In the ceremonle/ at the formal dedication of the neW $375,000 Emmanuel church, LaGrange. Bishops Charles P. Anderson and Sheldon M. Grlswald led the ceremonies. Distinction of being the world's wealthiest community Is claimed by Lake Forest, following the annexation of thirteen square mllerTtf territory, irhich Included three expensive golf ' clubs and the estates of nineteen Men, all rated as millionaires. Governor Small announced the •embers of • the Illinois commission to have charge of the state exhibit at the sesquicentennlal at Philadelphia. They are State Senators James Forrester of Taylorville and Rudolph Boyd of Galva, Representative Otis Arnold of Qulncy, Edward Hlnes of * Chicago and Joseph P. Myers of Freeport. Argument over a debt of 50 cents coded In the death of Charles Shelton, twenty-two years old, according ' t© the story told the Murphysboro police by John James, eighty-three, * horse trader, who surrendered after the shooting. James, the police say, admitted he shot Shelton when the latter threatened to beat him unless he paid the debt Immediately. Jacob Bunn, sixty-two, president of the Illinois Watch company, the Sangamon Meter company, and the Marine Bank of Springfield, died at Ills home In Springfield. He had been 81 a year. Last Christmas Mr. Bunn find his two brothers and sister gained nationwide attention when they paid New Dictator Has Ended Revolution After Exciting Week of Warfare. Warsaw.--Success has crowned the military coup of Gen. Joseph Pllsud ski and he has established himself --in deference to the popular demand and his own ambition--as dictator over the policies and destinies of Poland. This is the result of Poland's brief but dramatic revolution, starting and terminating within a week. Within that time Warsaw and other Polish cities were the stages whereon scenes of war were enacted. Warsaw reverberated with the crash of cannons and the rumble of falling masonry; cltlsens fled for safety and both national and revolutionary troops were conducting a country-wide enlistment. Now all Is peace, for PllsudskI has won and his victory Is being acclaimed on every side. The collapse of the national defense startedwrhen the Belvedere palace, official i^ldence of the President, was captured by the dictator's forces DISTANCE LENDS CHARM FISHfN6o OVER THERE Just as in every town or small city, many a man in McHenry gets the idea he must go elsewhere to make a fortune or to become successful in any degree. Distant fields always look richer, deceivingly so, even to the man who has but to dig beneath his feet to unearth untold treasures. Of the thousands who rush off to every new gold or oil discovery or real estate Jboom, nine-tenths are doomed to disappointment. The best advice that can be given to "the average American is to cut out the .wanderlust and apply himself at home. Most of ua have oM wells in our sP«.ki»g, ««.•«. b«. ^rgy perseverance to locate them. If any McHenry readers are Ashing for opportunities, and no doubt most of them are, they might find a suggestion in our cartoon and begin right where they are. hoisted a white flag, PllsudskI gave orders to cease firing. The palace was occupied at once. The President made his escape by climbing over the garden wall, but M. Chondzynskl, minister of railways, was taken prisoner. The garrison either deserted to PllsudskI, or were Imprisoned. Full confirmation of Pllsudskl's victory came when the President--who had hidden himself In the house of a friend In the suburbs--seiftt the general his resignation and those of his ministers. • Although Warsaw Is almost solidly for the new dictator, It Is expected tome weeks must elapse before the last flicker of opposition kindled by supporters* of the deposed government, is stamped out. The President of the Polish senate, Trompczlnskl, has fled ta^Posen for the purpose of asslstlnffoben. Stanlslaw Haller In organizing nation-wide resistance to Marshal I'ilsudskl. Unconfirmed reports state that Haller Is preparing to march on Warsaw with 8,000 soldiers and a force of armed citizens. General Haller Is feverishly organizing troops, but whether a march on Warsaw Is contemplated immediately or later this week is a matter of conjecture. The partitioning of big estates $1,000,000 to depositors of the defunct among smaller landowners Is to be hank of their father, Jacob Bunn Sr., j one of the first agrarian reforms at- Whlch failed In 1878. tempted by Premier Barrel, who heads The expansion which began last j the new Polish government dictated 4ugust In Illinois factory employment j by Marshal PllsudskI. flame to an end In April, reports from | approximately 1,200 manufacturing es-! tablishmenta Indicate, according to a j state survey made by the Illinois de- j partment of labor. The survey finds, that while factory employment re- j lhained practically stabilized, other In- j dustrles were making substantial gains In the number of workers. Officers of the Jasper County Fair association are In a dilemma as the result of Attorney General Carlstrom's ruling that they must either cease selling tickets in an automobile raffle plan or give up the state aid money allotted to county fairs. The fair association, facing a deficit of several thousand dollars, inaugurated the scheme to Increase gate receipts at the coming fair. State Representative Gus J. Johnson of Paxton was elected chairman of the Republican state central committee. Joseph Zlentek. Chicago, was! made secretary, and Guy R. Jones, I Tuscola, treasurer. Chairman John-! son appointed George Keyes of Springfield chairman of the judiciary committee; Justus Johnson, Aurora, chairman of the executive committee, and Charles Peace of Chicago chairman of the organization committee. Eighty per cent of all the children In Illinois between the ages of six nnd twenty-one are enrolled either In public or private schools. This is the • most significant revelation of the statistical table Just Issued by Francis G. Blair, state superintendent of public instruction. It answers the often repeated statement that the upper grades In school fall to hold the children and, according to Mr. Bjnlr, makes a recent announcement by a federal authority "ridiculous." Heavy rains or freshets are not proper causes for the closing of highways to excess weight motor vehicles, except when frost Is leaving the • ground. This was the opinion ol Atty. Gen. Oscar E. Carlstrom, given to State's Attorney R. C. Leltch of Kendall county, who had asked an Interpretation of paragraph three of the motor vehicles act, which provide? that "at the season of the year wheB the frost Is leaving the ground highway officials may prohibit the operation of vehicles having a gross weight of more than 5,000 pounds over designated highways by posting notices along such roads. Albert Tate of Rockford, collector for the Anti-Saloon league, has been arrested, charged with the theft of a coach pup, the property of a bootlegger. The alleged theft occurred while the bootlegger was serving time The right of movie owners to deny seats to colored persons on the ground their show houses are sold out If raised In a suit filed In the Supreme court for review. The suit comes ut from Canton, where Charles Klchan was assessed $70 damages for re fusing to sell a seat to Jessie Plekeff colored. „ The official casualty list gives 215 dead and 917 wounded. Those who followed the battles in and near Warsaw, however, insist that this is far less than the number who really lost their lives during the fighting. President Wojclechowskl Is now heavily guarded at Spala castle, the former summer residence of the czar of Russia. Former Premier Wltos and the members of his cabinet are interned at Vilanow. A child is born In the neighborhood; the attending physician gets $10. The editor gives the loud mouthed baby and the happy parents a send-off and gets $0. When it is christened the minister gets $10, the editor gets $00. It grows up and marries. The editor publishes another long-winded article, and tells a dozen lies about the beautiful and accomplished bride. The minister gets $10 and a piece of cake and a kiss, and the editor gets $000. In the course of time it dies. The doctor gets from $25 to $100, the undertaker from $50 to $100, the publisher publishes a notice of the death and obituary two columns long, lodge and society resolutions, a lot of poetry and gets $0000. No wonder so many editors are rich. Dr. COMING TO BICHMONO COLUMBIA HOTEL JUNE 1st FOR ONE DAY ONLf Hours 9 a. m. to 6 p. m. National Doctors Specialist Bowes Associate, Licentiate 7 of He was Only the butcher's boy, but he gave every girl in town the cold shoulder. Soviet Engineer« to Inspect U. S. Planta Montreal, Que.--A commission of four hydroelectric engineers from the Soviet union will tour the American continent for three months in preparation for the construction, on the Dnieper river In the Ukraine, of the largest hydroelectrlcal development In Europe, gathering technical material. They will study the largest Canadian and'American power plants from coast to coast. The trouble with the country is too many creased trousers and not enough overalls, says Junius: For weeks I sought with diligence for some young man to fix my fence that sadly needs repair; to build a cottage for my dog and one to house my Hampshire hog from evening's fetid air. Tho idle youth are thick as fleas and I have plead on bended knees, they laugh me plumb to scorn; such kind of labor always calls for gingham shirt and overalls, the garb by labor worn. "Nay, nay," the cry, "go take your jobs to ordinary working slobs, they're not for us you know; we're graduates of P. & G. and couldn't do 'em, can't you see, so The Dnieper project, which Is a link take your jobs and blow." The world i isfull of such punk chaps who" on "the planned by the Soviet government and look-out are for snaps and do not Includes large Inland navigation and irrigation plans as well, will cost $75,000,000. The power plant will have an Initial capacity of 210,000. kilowatts and an ultimate capacity of 455,000 kilowatts. Beef Grading Mark* Destroyed, It Charge Chicago.--The federal grand Jury's indictment of the Chicago Packing company and Its president, Ignatz Katz, on charges of destroying government inspectors' grading marks on beef, are declared to be but the first of a series of moves which may expose wholesale Irregularities at the Union stock yards. Indictments also were returned against George Parmenter and John P. Rellly, stock buyers at the yards. The charge against t^em Is "conspiracy to violate the stock-yards act of 1907." Railway Magnate Dies Shreveport, La.--William Edenborn, owner of the Louisiana Railway and Navigation company, is dead here. He was seventy-eight years of age. Ten Story Fall; Breaks Ribs Charlotte, N. C.--Mrs.'A. A. Barron, who fell ten stories from a hotel window, suffered only the fracture of three ribs, physicians said. Wood Denies He Will Quit Manila, P. I.--Gov. Gen. Leonard Wo<xl has telegraphed from Bagulo denying reports that he will resign. Defeats Local Option BUI Berlin.--The relchstag defeated the Socialist local-option bill, 281 to 1BW ' /• care to toil. And though I offer for the job a daily wage of thirty-bob, their fingers they won't soil. Nay, they won't roughen up their paws by using hammer, nails and saws, or shovels small or great; down in some pool room they abide to call "the four ball in the side," and dad must pay the freight. Though labor is a noble thing and one of which the poets sing until they get the croup, not one of these young husky gents will condescent to fix my fence or build my hog a coop. A plague on all such foolish wights who sleep of days and roam of nights, their dads should stop their dol and make 'em hustle forth each day to shovel gravel, sand and clay or unload cars of coal. None of us should ever be blam ed for running around in a circle when even old Mother Earth does the same thing. Terrible mob on the street the other day. First a cop tried to hold 'em in. He rapped for help and the sergeant brought out a platoon. Some mob. Two women fainted boy broke a leg, man lost his hat clothes torn. No such excitement seen in ten or twenty years. Finally the police got the cause of it separated from a tangle and took her to the station, where she was fined $10 and costs for disturbing the peace. g "And the next time you go on tree street," said the judge, "see that your face is painted, eyebrows penciled, skirts are short, false hair and everything, un'stand ? It's all right for you to be old-fashioned, but the public safety demands that you look like the rest of 'em or stay home!" 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(Laboratories Milwaukee, Wisconsin) Assortment of News Items In Condensed Form For Busy People Chorge Peterson, employee «# the Gjellefold-Chapman Construction Co., which is installing the Barrington sewer system, sustained a compound fracture of his right leg Wednesday afternoon of last week, when a sewer in which he was working caved in. The new McHenry County Northern Motor Transit company will operate a bus line from Woodstock to Whitewater, Wis., through Hebron, Lake Geneva, Williams Bay, Delavan, Elkhorn, to Whitewater. The company is incorporated to operate bus linen in McHenry county, Illinois, and Walworth county, Wis. The company expects to receive its franchise within a few days. Robert Allan, formerly of Marengo, and a noted song writer as well as singer, can be heard each Monday afternoon during Blue hour concert from the Edgewater Beach Hotel, WEBH. Superintendent of Schools, C. O. Haskell of HarVard, has resigned his position and has accepted the superintendency at Bartlesville, Okla., a city with a population of 2Q,000. Edward F. Mann, widely known Elgin realtor and insurance dealer and one of the city's most prominent charity workers, died Saturday morning at the hospital in Elgin after a short illness. Funeral services wer9 held Tuesday morning at 9:30 o'clock from St. Mary's church. While engaged in filling one of the rear tires with air at an Aurora service station, last Saturday morning, Clyde Rollins of Geneva was thrown to the pavement and his right leg was fractured in two places, when the tire became "over-loaded," and exploded. He has been a truck driver for the Bennett Milling company for several years. While driving west on the Libertyville- Mundelein road at about 8 o'clock Saturday, May 8, Frank Diets, son of Mrs. W. Dietz, of Mundelein, drove his car into three pedestrians, instantly killing two of them and seriously injuring the third, according to the Wauconda Leader. Frank claims he was blinded by the lights of an approaching car. All three men had been employed at St> Mary's of the Lake Seminary, and resided in Mundelein. Several witnesses corroborate Dietz's claim that the accident was unavoidable. A Dodge coupe owned by R. S. Mcintosh was stolen while parked on Lake street, Grayslake, last Friday night, The machine was found on the John Baur farm in Fremont town ship the following morning. The robbers had stripped practically everything removable from the car. *" ' You can always find just what you want in choice canned goods at Erickson's Dept. Store. ADDITIONAL PERSONALS Miss Rosina Young of our city has returned from a several days' visit with friends and relatives at Harvard. Mr. and Mrs. Jake Miller of Zenda, Wis., visited in the home of the latter's sisters, Misses Gertrude and Kathryn Weber. Floyd Cooley of Chicago spent th<; week-end in the home of his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Fred Cooley, of Waukegan street. Misses Florence Rothermel, Cornelia Freund and Mayme Keg of Chicago spent the week-end in the homes of their respective parents. Miss Leonore Freund of Libertyville spent the week-end in the home of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. J. W. Freund, on Riverside Drive. Harold Miller, George Warmer, Frank Buhr, and Mr. and Mrs. Frank Schaeffer of Chicago spent the weekend in the Andrew Miller home. A visit to Erickson's Dept. Store will help you decide upon that graduation or wedding gift you intend to buy. Some of these fat fellows playing golf must have a tough time. If they put the ball where they can see it, they can't reach it; if they put it where they can reach jt, th^ can't see' It. ' '* - A go-getter Isn't trite wtio rtms otrt of gas two miles from a station. A go-getter is one who gets mad at his sweetie a few days before Christmas gives her no present and goes and gets her back December 26th. If anyone thinks thai dancing a hundred and twenty-five hours is terrible, just let him listen to a hundred and twenty-five hours of saxophone playing. Chicago has a new patriotic song. It is, "Three Cheers for the Sod, Wine and Brew." Lawyers may not make much money, but they save a lot by not having to hire lawyers. Many a man has discovered that the bonds of matrimony are not gilt edged securities. FSfc OriSTJP die first A weeks During the critical period when chick mortality is high, feed this remarkable oatmeal-base Chide Starter. For it contains both Cod Liver Oil and Cod Liver Meal, which build strong bones and bodies so that mortality is reduced to a minimum. This remarkable chick ration prevents leg weakness and other chick troubles. 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