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bx |»; v r^.) •*?.>;#': , .u' 1..:!. v^L^l V*'••*'-W•*'•••V;>^i*~'\\..y* " ?^:i-" •THE McHENRY PLAINDEALEK, THURSDAY, MAY 5/1927 ' V "** V /" *. *' * 1 1 ^ * V' *• ' i r *** Ci ' i » - • #, '• <y iw»:.UM\ ^ ^r", f; *: ..vi^ v: '*; ..i. v! :- > i". Quick Service and Peoria is only • few hours from you by fast mail. JUNE PRICES, FOR DELIVER* MAY 8th to June 14th. QUALITY Mating* FARROW CHIX 100 200 S. C. White Leghorns $ 9.50 $18.50 S. C. Brown Leghorns. 9.50 18.50 Barred Rocks 10-50 S. C. Reds 10.50 Anconas ............10.50 White Rocks --, H-50 Rose Comb Reds.- IliO Buff Orpingtons 12JS0 White Wyandottes 12-50 Amrtd., Heavy Breeds.... 7.50 Aaartd., Li phi Breeds 150 Special Mating--Pure Bred Farrow Ghix 3 cents a chick higher. From INSPECTED AMERICAN CERT-OCULD flocks. None better. 100% alive delivery. Brooders at factory cost with Farrow Chix. Catalog free. D. T FARROW CHICK ERIES, Dept. £00 Peoria, I1L 20.50 20.50 22.50 24.50 ACME BABY CHICKS ACME CHICKS are produced from INSPECTED AMERICAN CERT-OCULD flocks. Every chick a purebred REDUCED PRICES • .May 8ti» to May 31st . _ Quality Matings--100 H® S. C. White Leghorns $ 9.50 $18.50 8. C. Brown- Leghorns 9.50 18.50 BaYred Rocks --.............. 10.50 S. C. Reds I®-50 White Rocks H-JJ Rose Comb Rrfs#, 11*50 Buff Orpingtons 12J>0 White Wyandot tea ... 12-50 Heavy Assorted . 7-50 Light Assorted 6-50 Special Matings Gold Medal Chicks 3c each higher. Order direct from this ad and save time. Send for free illustrated catalog. Reference*: Merchants and Illinois Natl. Bank, Peoria, I1L, Mid the Editor of this paper. ACME BABY CHICK HATCHERY A. Hirsh, Manager TM Broadway, Peoria, 111. 20.50 20.50 22.50 22.50 24.50 24.50 14.75 12.75 A Follies girl received daily from admirer hufee 'bunches of (the most costly and beautiful flowers obtainable. He seemed to her rather an insignificant sort of person. He did not look particularly prosperous and she wondered how he could buy her such flowers. She permitted him to take her out several times on the strength of this floral display. Then she found out where he worked. He had a job at an undertakers. Stannard Doyle was up a-ealling on Ura Peech last night an' he says to her, "I were a-reading in The Plaindealer this evening, that every kiss shortens a feller'3 life jest about two seconts," he says. "But then," he says, "I never had no ambition," he says,, "to live to no great age." he say*. V . r;:': ' '; A Jew was running a book store and a lady came in and asked for a copy of "Who's Who and Why" by Sam Blythe. Not finding it in stock, the Jew said: "Madam, we have something much better. Here i» a copy of "Who's Got It and How They Keep It' by R. G. Dun and Co." i you this morning for a load of wood?" asked a strange, but attractive young lady of a .well known planing mill man. "I don't know, miss," he replied. "There was a gentleman in who said to deliver a load to a driver who would call and said it was for Mr. Sell." "Yes, thank you" said she, "I'm Gladys Zell." "Eh, what?" gulped the milkman. "I'm Gladys Zell," she repeated. "Oh, ye* of course," he replied, Vem I." "Some people are so tight" declared Cy Kology, "that if they had bought the whole world for a nickel they would be standing around waiting for change." Lotta Gabb, which she used to live here, were the most constant talker I have ever knew, an' her tongue wan't still a minnit from morning to night. Aunt Mandy Terry is some distant relation o' hern an' when she got word Lotta was dead she said she thought it were her duty to go to the funeral. An' she done so. When she come back several of us went over to hear about how everything went off an' all an' Anne Teek says, "Aunt Mandy/' says she, "did she look natural?" says she. "Well no," says Aunt Mandy, "I can't say she did," she says. "In fact I shouldn't skursely have knew it was Lotta," says she.- "She wan't talking,* she says. :•,. /i Twice Told Interesting Bits of News Takes From the Columns of ftfc* Plaindealer Fifty and Tmty-fivo . A** J' It is estimated that 87 per cent of the statues are erected to men who were once called cranks. Farm Loans 5%, 5^4% or 5Vfe%, depending on value of land per acre Prompt Service SAVINGS BANK OF KEWANEE Kewanee, Illinois The minister's wife was busy doing some mending when a neighbor called. The^isitor, inspecting the handy buttorfVasket, remarked: "You seem to be unusually well supplied with buttons of all kinds. Why, there is one like those my husband had on his last winter suit." "Indeed," said the minister's wife with a smile. "Well, all of these buttons were found in the collection plates and I thought I might 'ft* well make use of them." Hie rushed into the police station, breathless with hurry and excitement. The inspector in charge regarded him j gravely for a minute. "They say you've caught the man who broke into my house," gasped the visitor. "That's right," answered the inspector. "Do you want to see him?" "iDarn tootin'!" replied the other excitedly. "You see he, managed to get into the 'house without waking my wife, and that's what I've been trying to do for the last ten years. "Did my father leave an order with V C W KLONTZ, M. D. Physician and Surgeon (Also treating all diseases of the Ejt, lar, Nose and Throat and doing Effraction) Three days after his beloved had left him forever the proverb writer sat him down and wrote "Absence makes the heart grow fonder." Six months later he gain sat down and wrote another proverb "Out of sight, out of mind." Terma Gant is a turrible nagger an' she don't ghre Caleb a pleasant word from one week's end to a nuther. Terma got started on carter's for women. "A woman wan't never meant for the narrer life of a home/' she says, "she's got a right to have a career," says she. "And I'm a-going to have one jest as soon as I can make up my mind what I can make the biggest success of," says she. "Well," says Caleb, "I'd sejest cross word puzzles," he says. Boys Cottage in Sunset Viwr . Ben Stilling & Son report thfe saJe •f a six-room cottage in Sunset View Subdivision to Edward Grunewald of Chicago. Hours--8 to 9 a. m., 2 to 4 and 7 to 8 p. m. Sundays by Appointment Office at Residence, Waukegan Road. Phone 181 McHenry, III WM. M. CARROLL Lawyer OAro With Kent & Csmp--7 Every tt«daesday Pkone 84 McHenry, III Telephone No. 108-R. Stoffel & Reihansperger Insurance agents for all classes of property in the best companies. WEST McHENRY, ILLINOIS (Before you buy ,, electric refrigerator by allmeans see ik UNIVERSAL COOLER # J. W. WORTH PUBLIC ACCOUNTANT - Audits Systems Income and Inheritance Tax Matters Member of Public Accountants Association c£ Illinois Phone 206-J McHenry, 111. Phone 126-W. Reasonable Bates A? 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AN ORDINANCE An ordinance designating R. I. Overton and H. J. Kreutzer, members of the City Council, who shall with Peter W. Frett, the Mayof of said city, constitute the Board of Local Improvements oc said city. Be it ordained by the City Council of the City of McHenry, as follows, to-wit: Section One. That R. I. Overton and H, J. Kreutzer members of the City Council of this City be and they are hereby designated and appointed members of the Board of Local Im provements of the City of McHenry, Illinois, and that R. I. Overton and HtfcJ. Kreutzer together with Peter W. Frett, the Mayor of said City, shall constitute the Board of Local Improvements of this City. Sectioh Two. This ordinance shall be in full force and effect from and atfer its passage and approval. PETER Wm. FRETT, Mayor. ATTEST: R. F. Conway, City Clerk. Approved May 2, 1927. Passed May 2, 1927. Published May 5, 1927.1 48 VINOL HELPS NERVOUS RUN-DOWN MAN May 1677 Our street commissioner has been doing some good work in repairing the foot bridge and walk across the creek, towards the depot. * He has moved the foot bridge to the side of the bridge and changed the walk, on the hill from the north to the south side of the street, making a new crossing at the corner which is a great improvement. The barn of Charles Annes near Volo, was destroyed by fire on Thursday afternoon last, together with three horses, harnesses, blankets and a quantity of hay and grain. The horses were all valuable ones, being a pair of twin colts, for which he had refused $300 and a stallion probably worth $300 to $400. A. H. Hanley and Sons, are putting in«two hundred acres of corn season. Quite an etxensive corn field but then the boys never do anything by halves. Besides running their extensive farm they are running their Flour Mill to Its full capacity, and will about the middle of the month commence operation in their brick yard. The Board of Trustees are making some good improvements on the public square, setting out trees, and otherwise putting it in shape. Mr. Buckland of Ringwood is furnishing the trees. May, 1902 F. C. Going will soon opett n jpweftry store in the building now occupied by Peter Weber & Co., and expects to conduct a first-class establishment in every respect. Cryus H. Larkin a well known farmer residing near Elgin, fell from the platform of the windmill tower, a distance of eighty feet, Monday morning and was killed almlost instantly. Mr. Larkin was about seventy-two years of age. About eighty people were taken from the train to the Bay Saturday, and sixty-two returned to Chicago on Sunday evening. The season has opened this year earlier than usual and the fish have been striking in a manner to please all anglers. Four men came from the Bay Saturday with nearly two bushels of black bass' and pickerel. Some of the bargains in the J. Hurwitz ad which read as follows: Men's underwear, sizes 32 to 44 at 24 cents, Ladies' underwear, 5 cents, good work pants worth $1.00 now 69 cents, Men's best suits, latest styles, worth $12.50 now $8.75. Red table linen, fast colors, per yd. 89 cents, ginghams per yeard 4 cents and window shades with fixtures at 82 cents. J. W. Smith was a Chicago passenger Monday. Miss Mkbelle Wheeler spent Sunday at her home here. L. A. Erickson was a Crystal Lake visitor Sunday morning. Mr. and Mrs. Roderick of Woodstock were visitors here Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. A. C. Hersog spent ll^t week at Springfield, 111. M>s. Katherine Young spent a few days the last of the week with friends at Elgin. Mr. and Mrs. Glover spent several days last week at Genoa City and Kenosha. Mr. and Mrs. Laurence Sentren at Chicago were Sunday guests in the Fred Karls home. Mrs. Harry Hartley of Chicago spent a few days last week as the guest of her father, John Pint. Mr. and Mrs. Steve Smith of Spring Grove were Sunday guests in the home of Mrs. Katherine Young. Mr. and Mrs. Peter Glosson of Waukegan were guests in the home of Mr. and Mrs. Fred Karls Saturday. MSss Trances May of Woodstock spent the week-end in the home of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Martin Mhy. Mr. and Mrs. Fuller Bontelle and children of Lake Geneva, Wis., were Sunday guests in the home of Mr. and Mrs. John R. Smith. Mr. and Mrs. Raymond Howard and family were Elgin visitors Saturday. Mrs. Robert Thompson was a Woodsotck caller Saturday. The Worthy Grand Miatron, Mrs. this j Ida M. Stacy, of the order of the Eastern Star, Kvas (entertained at Bethel -chapter, Elgin, on Friday evening, at a special meeting and banquet. Over six hundred members and visitors were present, among them being the following from McHenry: Mirs. 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Miss Mary Brefeld of Elgin spent the week-end in the home of her parens, Mr. and Mrs. B. J. Brefeld. Mass May Aylward of Aurora spent several days last week in the home of her aunt Mrs. Margaret McCarthy. Mr. and Mrs. Wtesley Guffey of Western Springs spent the week-end in the home of Mr. and Mrs. Matrin May. Mr. and Mrs. Arnold Reinhart of Elgin were Sunday guests in the home of the latter's mother, Mrs. John Young. Miss Florence Rothermel of Chicago spent the week-end in the home of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. J. J. Rothermel. Miss Margaret Long of Elgin and Leo Dwyer of Huntley were Sunday guests in the home of Mr. and Mrs. Peter Doherty. Mr. and Mrs. A. L. Sengstock and little duaghter, Shirley May, of Des Plaines were Sunday guests in the CLEANING PRESSING and REPAIRING Botk Men's *ad Women's Garments ^ * LocaJted over Bolger'i {Drug Store Pfompt Service Mid Satisfaction Guaranteed A trial order will convince anyone that the work done is of the highest class. Hrs. 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