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THE McHENRY PLAINDEALER, THURSDAY, NOV. 17, 1927 3 HE M'HENRY PLAINDEALER ,-'f • J>ublished every Thursday at McHenry, 111., by dual** P. Ranlch. , jEntered as second-class matter at the poetofflca at McHenry, I1L, un- #r the act of May 8. 18TO. ' Subecriptiea One Year.. #iz Month* \.m ui'jQi, Ratas • ^ V . • •» **.» • • • •••>« *9 •»«»•• •> • «*•** •*.•». $2-00 »*•%»«»»»• • • •»•••»•••«» *••••••»•»••*•#»•»••••*.$1.00 A. H. MOSHER, Editor and Manager §Sf r •" - JPaste Pot Philosophy #eekly Clippings From the Jokestera' Columns Willie: "Pa, what is a parasite?* Father: "A parasite, my son, is a •frmn who walks through a revolving ,4&or without doing his share of the Ashing."--Wall Street Journal. * 'If Indian summer is a fair sample of their work, most of us would be in favor of giving the management of ' >||ie Weather Bureau to the Indian's, r-'/ Customer: "I was told to buy either ifc casserole or a camisole--I can't remember which." Clerk: Ah! Is the chicken alive;or ^dead ? --International' Railway Jour? ^fe'the-^erH growing worse?' Well, New York composer has written a symphonic fantasy, whatever that is, which a flivver horn plays the. leading score--London Advertiser, "Shut off dot radio, Issy." "But, Papa, it's a swell piano solo." "Eggsactly, but don't be wasteful, tI«y. Toin dot von off and tone in on -* full orchestra."--Hello. * • Judge: "Are you guilty or not putty7" ' . . Tramp: "It seems to me that is a mighty personal question."--Exchange "It often happens," says a doctor, "that a man who is a lunatic is entirely ignorant of the fact." Unless ijai happens to be married, of course. ' --Medicine Hat News. BOWLING LEAGUES In the Foresters Bowling league H. Schaefer's team played W. J. Meyer's team on Nov. 10, winning two out of three games and Rosing's team won three games over J. E. Freund's team. H. Freund B. Schmitt W. Meyers G. Botey .. W. Smith ., V/. ..112 .115 122 .143 .........108 111 134 144 210 131 119 141 130 122 118 CLASSIFIED T1" ADVERTISEMENTS USE THE CLASSIFIED COLUMNS FOE QUICK RESULTS FOB SALS FOB RENT 600 Team average, 586 2-3. 730 630 Ed Sifflth M. Steffes ... G. Freund H. Weber .. H. Schaefer ... 144 140 79 .^•*,.r.......>125 167 136 110 134 125 196 165 171 122 125 158 655 701 786 Team average, 697.", A. Schaefer 76 110 96 J. J. Miller ..^;..^..4.......l04 124 136 H. Freund 153 105 135 N, Meyers 125 125 125 J. E. Freund «M»w 144 157 165 602 621 957 Z Vi Team average, 626 2-3. A. Barbian 101 161 118 P. Weber 136 117 140 F. Rosing 147 120 137 A. Justen 140 148 156 E. Freund 143 170 157 "Did Bill's college education do much good?" v "Well, his Father learned a lot. --Soverign Visitor. • ii* •' "What happened to HoOMgan?" "He drowned."' "Couldn't he swim?" "He did, for eight hours; he was a union, man."--Bindery Talk. * Doctor (examining unconscious engineer): "Did that automobile hit JWs engine?" "Fireman: "No, the driver slowed «p to let the train pass, and the engineer fainted."--Woman's World. \ 667 716 708 Team average, 697. ^ On Nov. 14, George Justen's team won two out of three games with W. Smith's team and E. Freund's team won three games over H. M. Schaefer team. B. Schmitt 147 187 153 J. Freund .... ..125 125 125 W. M'eyer ....ISO 170 166 H. Nye 132 171 198 G. Justen . 137 149 181 671 752 823 Team average, 748 2-3. H. Freund 124 119 127 J. Thennes • 125 125 125 J. Schaefer ....; 165 157 132 E. Sutton 148 123 145 W. Smith 119 179 163 IE. Freund Boley . Freund •THE PLAY'S THE THING" AT THE HARRIS THEATRE! "The Play's the Thing," the latest! Team average, comedy from the pen of Ferenc Mol-jM. Steffes liar, Hungarian dramatist, author ot i L. Smith "Liliom," "The Swan" and other sue- J G. cesses, is now playing a limited en-iG. gagement at the Sam Harris Theatre, Chicago, with Holbxook Blinn and his company under the direction of Gilbert Miller. The English adaptation of the play was made by P. G. Wodehouse, popular playwright and novelist, whose humorous English style reproduces effectively the subtleties and suavities of the original text. A play about the theatre as its title denotes, "The Play's the Thing," calls 681 708 692 Team average, 692. A. Blake 134 115 J. J. Miller 1...... 97 110 118 A. Barbian .110 126 150 W. Heimer 122 128 129 H. M. Schaefer 173 179 172 FOR RENT--Two large rooms, well furnished, hot water heat. Will rent single.. Address "J," Plaindealer, 23-tf. GARAGE Boger. FOR RENT- Mrs. F. E. 24-tf WANTED DEPENDABLE USED; CARS ON HAND 1927 Ford touring, $225. Buick touring, winter top, $150. Buick coach, new tires and 1925 motor. Price $385. Willys-Knight touring; like new; good tires; only run 14,00*0 miles, $150. Chevrolet coupe, 1925. Price $275. Ford Tudor sedan, godd condition; $65 1924 Ford coupe; very reasonable. Easy Payment Plan We have a complete line of trucks in % ton and 1% ton in closed or W A NTED--Practical nursing or work open body types. by the day. Mrs. J. F. Miller. Phone JAMES MORROW ft SON, _ 84-J. 24 Pto,. 186 W«t Mrffaur. m. WANTgD_A11 kll>d, of old and wo„ IN USED out cars and all other junk. Sam Hirschmah. Phone McHenry 92-M. 22-tf. WANTED--Family Washings. Will call for and deliver. Mrs. Henry Blair, Route 2, MfcHenry. Phone 619-J-l. 24-tf. WONDERFUL VALUES CARS . 1923 Buick-6 Touring 1923 Buick Touring ...... 1924 Star Sedan ...... 1925 Star Touring 4-wheel brakes. Ford Speedster ...........$145 $95 ~$95 $185 WANTED--160 to 200 acre farm for cash. Kent & Co., McHenry. 21-tf WANTED--To buy old rags at 5c ...........<$20 per pound. Must be clean and free All these cars are in good running from lint, Plaindealer office. tf condit^n^j McHENBY SALES MISCELLANEOUS Riverside Drive McHenry NOTICE__No hunting o$ trapping will FOR SALE--One yearling red Duroc be allowed on our farms. Fred Jersey boar; some choice spring boars. Wleidrich, Frank Weidric . These boars are sired by Supreme Cal's Wonder and by The Promoter. All pure bred and eligible to register. W. E. Whiting, West McHenry, 111. Phone 620-R-l. 24-tf 22-3' NO HUNTING OR TRESPASSING --On M. H. Detrick farm, known a the Hanly farm. 23-tf FOR SALE--Cornhuskers. One 8-rolI M)cCormick; one 6-roll McCormick; one 6-roll U. S. Husker. Druce and Sheldon, Grayslake, 111. Phone 100. 24-3 FOR SALE--Dressed chickens, ducks and geese. Phone your order to Louis McDonald. 620-J-2. 24* TUNE--and keep your piano tuned. Tuning makes your piano a musical instrument. Phone 274-J or write J. H. Deihl, Woodstock, 111. 22-4 WATCH AND CLOCK REPAIRING --Carefully done at my home, corner Riverside Drive ^nd Broad St., McHenry. Eight ".'years' experience. Satisfaction guaranteed. Leo J. Lawson. 22-4 Team averave, 756. JOHNSBURG 643 677 684 ... 99 166 186 ...128 179 164 ....130 171 93 ....176 175 133 ...149 174 145 682 866 721 FOR SALE--117 head of dairy cows, mostly springers, or with calves by side, tested and sold on 60-day retest. Miust sell between now and March 1, as I have been renting three farms and intend to discontinue farming. Will sell these cows, nine head of horses and full line of farm machinery at^private sale. See Frank Ehredt, % (miles east of Volo, on Route 20. Post office address, Round Lake, 111. Phone Round Lake, 14-J-l. 24-2* TYPEWRITERS Sales and Service. Repaired and Rentals. Prompt attention to phone calls. Phone 549. L. KILTZ; Woodstock i 49-tf WATCH, CLOCK AND JEWfELRY REPAIRING-- Located at "Tempus Fugit" on Elm St., McHenry. Mort Ritt. . 50-tf DO YOU KNOW that you can buy a wooded lot (66x132 ft.) in Wattles' Subdivision, with sewer, water and cement Sidewalk (all in and all paid for) for only $600, on easy terms? Howard Wattles. Phone 208-J. 24-2* COOPER'S SAPONIFIED CRESOUFor disinfecting barns after TB testing. Sold by Dr. J. E. Wheeler, West McHenry. 88-tf TAKE YOUR Sewing Machine trouble to B. Popp. West McHenry. Repairing done on all makes. Also fluff and rag rug weaving. Phone 162. 13-tf upon Mr. Blinn to portray the part of friends. Mr. and Mrs. Joseph King motored to Woodstock Tuesday. Mr. and Mrs. John H. Freund visited Monday with Spring Grove a famous dramatist, Sandor Tuari, a role unlike anything that he has played in recent years. In his company are appearing Hubert Druce as Mansky, a lyric writer; Martha Lorber as the beautiful prima donna, the toast of Europe, Harry Mestayer as leading man and Gavin Muir as a young composer, both of them in love with the prima donna. The action takes place at a house party in a castle on the Italian Riviera, where all five characters are guests. The comedy has been staged under ~the personal direction of Mr. Blinn and has just closed a successful season at Henry Miller's Theatre, New York, where it ran almost an entire year, and might still be going, as it closed in the height of its success, to allow Mr, Blinn and his company a brief holiday before undertaking their transcontinental tour. G. A. R. Daughters' Hobo Party ! The Daughters of the G. A. R. en-| tertained their members and friends at a Hobo party at the home of Mrs. J. W. Rothermel on Tuesday evening. About forty guests were present all dressed in the most ludicrous of hobo * costumes, many of them being so disguised that their identity was discernible. The prize for the best hobo was won by Mrs. Logenbach. Game3 and music furnished entertainment for the evening and prizes were won by several of the guests. Lunch was served in paper sacks and the pro-1 ning. Mr. and Mrs. Nick Miller and children from Richmond visited Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. George Lay. Bennie Althoff and sister, Barp, called on Volo friends Tuesday afternoon. Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Huff and family moved into Karl Karls' house last week. We are just as proud of our splendid brands of coffee as ever before. Add a pound to your next order. C. M. Adams' Store. Mr. and Mrs. Peter Williams visited with Mr. and Mrs. Martin B. Smith and fam'ily Friday. Henry Hettermann visited Friday in McHenry. Mrs. Nick Schaeffer is visiting with i her daughter at Waukegan for the last few weeks. I Mr. and Mrs. Fred W. Huemann ; called at his brother, Joe and Jake | Huemann's homes Friday. : Miss Mildred Schaeffer was a Mc- ! Henry caller Saturday. Mr. and Mrs. John Miller were Spring Grove callers Monday. Mrs. Ray Horick from Woodstock visited with her sister, Mrs. Steve King, a few days last week. Mr. and Mrs. John E. Freund and son, Vernon, from McHenry called on Mr. and Mrs. C.*M. Adams and family Sunday. <*• Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Miller and children from McHenry visited with Mr. and Mrs. George Lay Friday evegram for the evening was carried out| in true hobo style. WEEKLY PERSONALS COMERS AND GOERS OF A WEEK IN OUR CITY As Seen By Plaindealer Reporters and Handed In By Our Friends * Mrs. E. J. Buss was an Elgin visitor Thursday. Mrs. C. W. Goodell was a Chicago visitor Monday. Donald Givens was a Chicago visitor Wednesday. Louis Block was an Elgin visitor Saturday evening. Mrs. R. A- Thompson was an Elgin visitor Wednesday. Mrs. Clarence Martin spent Satur day at Woodstock. Mrs. Anna Geier was a Chicago passenger Tuesday. Mrs. A. J. Schneider was jm Elgin visitor Wednesday. Mrs. R. A. Thompson was a Chicago visitor Tuesday. Mrs. Raymond Powers was an Elgin visitor Wednesday. Mr. and Mrs. John Thennes were Chicago visitors Tuesday. Francis Bonslett of Chicago wfcs a business visitor here Tuesday. •> Mr. and Mrs. William H. Althoff were Chicago visitors Wednesday. Miss Caroline Miller of Wilmette spent the week-end at her home here. Mr. and Mrs. Henry Kamholz and children spent the week-end in Chicago. T ^ Mrs. H. L. Ritter and grandson, Ira Dowell, were Chieaeo Sat- McHENRY LOBBS LAST ft GAME OF SEASON Harvard Runs Up Score of (4 to I on Their Field Last Saturday . Afternoon The last football game of the season was played Saturday when the local team journeyed to Harvard where they were defeated by a score of 64 to 0. Most of the Harvard ground gaining was on end runs by K. Eaton and line smashing by Dick Strain and Odell. Harvard had little luck with forward passes, but a lot of trick plays worked for bTg yardage. Rain started falling at the start of the second quarter and made a swamp out of the gridiron. It was the Harvard homecoming and about 400 fans saw the*game. The Harvard high school band played. The lineup was as follows: Harvard: J. Strain, le; Robert Eaton, It; Jones, lg: Kimball, c; Grivitte, rg; Yates, rt; Ward, re; Vierick, qb; D. Strain, lh; K. Eaton, rh; K. Eaton, rh; Odell, fb. McHenry: Frisby, le; Kempher, It; Wagner, lg; Smith, c; Miller, rg; O'Shea, rt; Thurlwell, re; Schroeder, qh; Frett, lh; Barbian, rh; Enriinn, fb. With the football season over the high school athleltes will now turn their time and attention to basketball. Practice has already started and the first gamg will be played Friday evening Dec. 2, when the local team will play the Huntley high school basketball team at Huntley. . Surprise Party Joe M. Schoewer of Chicago was pleasantly surprised Saturday evening of last week at his home in Chicago, it being his birthday. Cards and bunco were the evening's entertainment and prizes were received by Mr. and Mrs. George F. Garrity and Mr. and Mrs. Fred C. Schoewer. Those present were: Mr. and Mrs. Peter J. Schoewer and Mr. and Mrs. Fred C. Schoewer of McHenry, Mr. and Mrs. Walter Terrel and daughter, Mr. and MIrs. Harry Long, Mr. and Mrs. Geo. Lamber and son, Mr. and Mrs. Albert Freund, Mr. and Mrs. George Garrity, Mr. and Mrs. Ben M. Schoewer, Mr. and Mrs. Joe M. Schoewer and daughter. "Our Bridge Cldb" Bertha Schiessle was hostess to the members of "Our Bridge Club" at her home Mlonday evening. A very pleasant evening was spent at bridge and high honors were won by Miss Mary Kinney while low went to Miss Eleanor Kinsala. " There is a Difference * .. Nf* •- And who knows it better than the lady who is responsible for the mefcls served? The item of 7s rice is a small cost in the grand total. . We recommend Honduras rice because it cooldB good, tastes better and gives general satisfaction-- sells 2 pounds for 25c. Vlifa V AV AVt fVb AV ^V*ij V Ar AV AV • A . An olive today may^mean two the next d«r. That's all right-r-the more yon feat the better you feel. Serve plenty * olives and eeivei tern frftm Smith's. / - • v-M'v •T' '4 , ^ ;\ * 7'"t p"*1 >1 'Phone Green St. ; . .V DRAWING PAPER--24x36 IN. AT THE PLAINDEALER 8heets 24x36 inches. !•»»»»»»»»»»•»»»»»»»»»»+»+»++»»» * McHenry "Cartage Service Company | j We specialise in hauling rubbish, ashes, cans, etc. We will make weekly calls. $ We will also do expressing of all kinds at reasonable rates FOR QUICK SERVICE CALL McHENRY 38 Pot Luck Supper The members of the Young Ladies Sodality "of St. Patrick's church en. joyed a pot luck, supper and social evening at the parish hall Tuesday evening. All kinds of good things to eat made up the supper after which music and singing helped to furnish I McHenry callers Friday. Miss Rose Pitzen from Volo visited at the home of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. John Pitzen Tuesday. Mr. afid Mrs. Math Lay of Spring Grove called at Mrs. Catherine Schmitt's Tuesday evening. Mr. and Mrs. Charles Michels and son visited with Mr. and Mrs. Hubert Michels Tuesday. Mr. and Mrs. Harry Thelen were 'entertainment for a pleasant evening. Services at Universtlist Services were held at the Universalist church on Sunday morning with Rev. W. J. DuDourdieu of Chicago filling the pulpit. Rev. DuDourdieu is the former pastor of the Presbyterian church at Forest Park and will continue to fill the pulpit at the Universalist church in this city, I Given Potatoes Prize Sen Tonyan was awarded the orize of ten bushels of potatoes recently given away by the McHenry County Cq aaatKiiafciqa School dresses at the C. M. Adams Store, from 7 to 14 years of age. * Poaular Twelve Club The members of the Popular Twelve Card club were entertained at the home of Mts. J. W. Freund on Wednesday afternoon. Five hundred was played and the first prize was won by Mrs. Simon Michels, the second by Mrs. N. E. Barbian and the third prize by Mrs. Ben Stililing. The neit meeting will be at the home of Mrs. N. E. Barbian. Loose leaf work is a specialty of fee Plaindealer departoMst ^ Chicago shoppers urday. _ Mrs. George Phalin spent Saturday and Sunday with home folks at Woodstock. Mrs. Henry Kinsala and . Mrs. William Vandenboom were Chicago visitors Tuesday. , Mr. and Mrs. E. E. Bassett and family were visitors at Woodstock Sunday evening. Mr. and Mrs. William Powers of Crystal Lake visited relatives here Monday evening. Miss Eleanor Phalin and Mrs. William J. Welch were visitors at Mundelein Saturday. Mr. and Mrs. Walter J. Donavin and children visited relatives at West Chicago Armistice Day. Mrs. Angie Gaudsen of Chicago spent the week-end with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. J. Thies. Mr. and Mrs. Albert Hunt of Oak Park spent Sunday as guests of Mr. and Mrs. W. A. Sayler. 1 N. C. Klein and daughter, Mrs. Fred C. Schoewer, spent Friday of L|ast week in Waukegan. Mrs. Allan Noonan and baby daughter returned home Sunday, af ter several weeks in Chicago. Mrs. Ellen Ensign returned home Tuesday, after spending several weeks with friends near Woodstock. Mr. and Mrs. John Dreymiller returned home Friday night, after a motor trip to Hot Springs, Ark. Mrs. W. J. Welch and daughters, Mildred and Helen, visited in Woodstock and Crystal Lake Saturday. Albert Berg and Florence Lawrence of Elgin spent the week-end as guests of Mr. and Mrs. Gerald Newman. Mr. and Mrs. Frank Pitzen have moved from Johnsburg to the Mat Steffes house in the north end of town. Mir. and Mrs. George Hermansen of Chicago spent the week-end with the latter's parents, Mr. and Mrs. F. E. Cobb. Merton Wells of LaGrange, Ohio, spent a few days last week in the William J. Welch and John M. Phalin homes. Mrs. Albert Rossman returned home Friday from the Sherman hos pital at Elgin, where she had an operation. Dr. and Mrs. W. C. Besley and H R. Bennett of Woodstock .visited in the home of Mr. and Mrs. W. A. Sayler Tuesday evening. Gus Freund is enjoying his vacation from duties at the West McHenry State bank and is spending most of the time on a hunting trip through northern Wisconsin. Fred Kamholz and son, Paul, and A. J. Kamholz visited their brother, Herman Kamholz, at the West Side hospital, Chicago, on Friday. He is recovering from his recent injuries as well as can be expected. • A delicious dinner was served nt Ringwood on Wednesday of this week and it was attended by many people from McHenry. Among those who attended the dinner were Dr. and Mrs. R. G. Chamberlij;, W. F. Vogt, Mr. and Mrs. C. W. Goodell, Miss Ethel Jones, Mr. and Mrs. Peter M. Justen. Simon Stoffel, Floyd Foss, Harold Bacon, Mr. and Mrs. E. J. Buss, Mrs. E. E. Bassett, Mrs. A. J. Schneider. Mrs. R. A. Thompson, Dr. D. G. Wells. R. I. Overton and others. K Royal Bunco Club The members of the Royal Bunco club were entertained at the home of M»rs. Henry Freund on Tuesday evening. Three tables of bunco were in play and the first prize was won by Mrs. Mat Laures, second by Mrs. Henry Foss, third by Mrs. John Keg and the low prize by Mrs. Fred Nickels*. R U P T U R E F. H. Seeley's expert of Chicago will personally be at the Fosgate hotel and will remain in Elgin Wednesday only, Nov. 23. Mr. Seeley says: "The Spermatic Shield will not only retain any case of rupture perfectly, but contracts the opening in ten days on the average case. Being a vast advancement over all former methods --exemplifying instantaneous effects immediately appreciable and withstanding any strain or position no matter the size or location. Large or difficult cases, or incisional ruptures (following operations) specially solicited. This instrument received the only award in England and in Spain, producing results without surgery, injections, medical treatments or prescriptions. CAUTION--All cases should bel cautioned against the use of any elastic! or web russ with understraps, as same rest where the lump is and not where the opening is, producing complications necessitating surgical operations. Mr. Seeley has documents from the United States Government, Washington, D. C., for inspection. Our expert will be glad to demonstrate without charge or fit you if desired. Business demands prevent stopping at . any other place in this section. N. B.--Every statement in this notice has been verified before the Federal and State Courts^--F. H. SEELEY. Home Office, 117 N. Dearborn St^ Chicago. P. S.--FRAUD WARNING--Beware of transient imposters who imitate and pirate the wording of my ads and otherwise attempt to imper sonate me and deceive the public. Note the genuine contains citations to "Documents" also "Court Rulings which will be noticeably avoided by imposters. BENEFIT DANCE TO BE HELD AT STOITKL'S HALL WEST McHENRY, IIX, 1 Saturday Eve., Nov. 19; Proceeds for the Benefit of the McHenry A. A. C. Basketball Team Music by TOX RIVER SKYLARKS 6-PIECE ORCHESTRA Admission One Dollar per Coupit 4H|hHH from McHenry--Grays Lake Convenient, dependable service by North Shore Motor Coach North Shore Motor Coaches connect at Waukegan with fast North Shore Line trains taking you to the heart of Chicago or Milwaukee. Lv. McHenry Lv. Grays Lake Arr.Waukegan (Edtmot.) Arr. Chicago Arr. Milwaukee READ DOWN * CtMtral Standard Tim* 9:49 am 1:34 pai 7:49pia 10:23 am 2:0S pot S:?3pm 10:52am 2:37 pin S:52ptn 12:02pm 4H>S pm 10:05 pm 12:07pm 4:09 pm 10:09 pm Chicago North Shore & Milwaukee R. H. Co* Weber & Schiessle, Local Agent* West McHenry Lucian: "The man that sold me this donkey lied. He told me the animal would bring me $25 any day." Donald: "Well, won't he?", Lucian: "No. I let him out of the stable three times and he haSB't brought it yet."--Film Fun. - • A negro started a newspaper in Alabama. He had noticed how white editors used the word "we" for "I", so he went one better when!,he said: "Us sho' feels grateful fo' all de good things that's been said 'bout ue's paper."--Florida Times-Unioi f t T T T f t t T i i t T T f T T ? T T T»> Refurnish Your Dining Room for Thanksgiving Everybody is interested in having the dining room look especially nic£ at Thanksgiving time, though no -copipanv is expected. Let us.show you how little it will cost to fix up y<fur dining room. t I JACOB JUSTEN & SONS FURNITURE AND UNDERTAKING *