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jQndbnberg "XuxhilLi" p«n>- D BAS KBSULT- n n tTAMPim tbh n. PMPAHATTOW AS 19 ®J TO*H BBMEDY FOB TSS DtSTBBSSDVO DIS- WOMBN. SOLD BT rgCo.56 Reade Si HX ?> ^Unrivalled in Appearances u** Unparalleled in Simplicity. .. tfcwnrpassed in Construction. Unprecedented in Durability. Unexcelled in Economy of PneL flft&pM in Hie BROAD CLAIM tffielagfti VERY BEST OPEEATINCJ, ««i imCSSST SELLING, HANDSOMEST AOT "'~.Tf Jit s»rt i las •• liau .«*'• feat *At m ,»dii .s«. jpHiraninn "9**** offered to the pwMfte. MADE ONLY BY EXCELSIOR MANUFACTURING CO. Km. 612,614, 616 ft 618 N. Kb St., ST. LOUIS, MO. tmtm, t# mall. rw*n*i and ictak eft* by Hartlng right. You quality. prices. care and skill in th> amlnjDenon. Address fTisMson. optician, e Chicago, 1U. , 1*/ HIGH VEGETINE has attained in all ( T V puts of the country as a Great and Good Medicine, nr#1"1 the large number of testimonials which are constant- |(ly being receives from persona who have been cored bj its use, are conclusive proof of its real value. It Is recom- inended by physicians and apothecaries As a Blood- Purifier and Health-Beetorer it has no equal. VKOETINK IB not prepared for a fane; drink made from poor liquors, which debilitates the system and tends to destroy health Instead of restoring It. £ Are not the many testimonials given for the different (Complaints satisfactory to any reasonable persons suffer- \nK irom disease that they can be cured? Bead the dif­ ferent testimonials given, and no one can doubt In many of these cases the persons say that their pain and Buffering cannot be espressod, as in cases of Scrofula, iMtera.ar * -apparently, the whole body was one mass of cor- If VBGETCNE will relieve pain, cleanse, purl- the patient to per-I cure audi diseases, restoi feet health after trying different _ _ cians, many rem- Rufferlng for years. Is It ik* conclusive proof, if Why Is this med- _ It warts in the tbe circulating fluid. Q can be truly called >t source of disease a sufferer, you can be cured? performing such great cures? me vxoujd I humors, id Impart o is. In tl MMrinn, tt t̂'s'ses.v flTNBte composed of rootf the Great Blood Purifier. The originates in the blood; and no medicine that does not 1 directly opoo It, to purify and renovate, has any Just to upon public attention. When tbe blood becomes feleaa and stagnant, either from change of weather or climate, want of exercise. Irregular cwt, or from -k:, • cause, the VEGETINE will renew the blood, csi> . the putrid humors, cleanse the stomach, regulate i bowels and impart a tone of vigor to the whole body, i conviction to, In the public mind as well as in the profess!oil, that the remedies supplied by the ore safe, more successful in mineral medicines. VEQE- 1 Mots, barks and herbs. It: »!oas - ant-to take and to perfectly rale to give an infant Bo you need it? Do not hesitate to try It. regret!*. Will 116*1* VEGETINE mm bicellgd. - ' , OmA&hmitOWtf. •JB.m.sntkNB: " • Sir--This IsJo oaUfj that I have osed yw Preparation" In my family tor several yeai ik that, for Scrofula or Cankerous Humors or Uc affections, it cannot be excelled: and as _. purifier and spring medicine It Is the best I hawe ever used, ana I have used almost every- l ean cheerfully recommend it to any one fit w.v"^VTaB#fir» VEGETINE HAT IS NEEDED. Boston, Feb. 18.1871. after using ntlnoed its a is no medicine which lilt especially ttet£r, Tl linn of a M. Fettlngill Na 10 State St, eel quite confident that superior to It for those complaints " pared, and would cheerfully „ feel that they need some- tftMstsMtfiem to perfect health. Y Hespectf ally jrours, _ r " 9 PETTlNGILi, &0a, m VEGETINE. OUMBlM •* . South Skkwici Mm,, Jan. 17, ltTt- .{^/JearS^I^ia^^dyspepsIa In Its worst form fo h the laat ten wars. and .have taken hundreds of dollan t^nofOrtf medletass wtthout.OMalnln* anywiief. in September last! commenced taking the VEU JKTINE. tncawhlch ame my health has steadily improved. My Ktd digests well, and I have gained fifteen pounds or aklSw are several othcvsla this place taking VEO - -• • «• relief. Tours truly, )MAS K. XOOBB. Portsmouth Oo îOBs. dlm^w L 'XttSTO hi V BVTVC «•» v«»»v« o niu -- and all have obtained relief. Yours truly THOV ^mrsf Cam Boom. VEGETINE It PBEPARED BT ' B.8TETENS, BostM.Kass. VegetiM it Sold by All Druggists, OTWIJL USD Mwm. Starve the cow and she will starve you. Feed liberal for liberal returns. The juice and pulp of lemons, stirred thick with white sugar, will (fclieve hoarseness--beside being an agreeable remedy.--Rural Netc Yorker. The best way to prevent apples fro: rotting is to put them in a warm, di cellar and let a family of fttfcewi chi dren have free access to Ihefei every day. t! - v ? Six average sized figs contain more fattening matter Urtrik apinsol 6#d liver oil, and one don't have to be disinfect* ed after eating them, either. Ofi"r T * ahmjld he <>«rly In spring of all decaying vegetables and uncleanly things. If neglecUnJ, th<»y pol­ lute the house, taint the atmosphere and engender disease. , H Eye-glasses and Ope^-^lasses are injured b%v wiping them with articles which create an imperceptible friction and destroy the surface. The inside of a glove is the best thing to -use, unless you have a bit ot chamois. Drop Gikger Bream.'--One cup mo­ lasses, half a cup of buttor, haif a cup of warm water, two and a half cups of flour, one teaspoonful soda, two tea- spoonfuls of ginger. Drop in a tin, and alter baking, out apart. It is bad economy to have a poor, scrub of a horse on a farm that soon tires out, when you can have a game, fast- walking-horse, that don't know what it is to tire, and that can get over more ground in a day than a scrub can get over in two days. To cubk a hen of the setting fever some one recommends tyin^ the hen to a stake near a path which ks frequent­ ly traveled, giving a play of string of three or four feet. It is said that one day's confinement in this way, with the frequent scares she will get, will Eut all setting notions out of the hen's cad These is an idea, commbn to culti­ vated, as well as ignorant, persons in the South, that the sunflower is a healthy plant to have about premises. The negro, about whose cabin you see them, will tell you, Dat keeps sick­ ness away, shuan.' ' The Russian variety, with white or light-colored seed, is con­ sidered the best. We have no doubt of the sanitary value of the plant, and pre­ fer it to the Eucalyptus for many rea­ sons. The stalks abound in potash, the leaves are eagerly eaten by horses and cows, and the seeds by poultry, and it is asserted that a small quantity of sun­ flower seed mixed with the food of a horse will impart a fine gloss to his hair, while it is & certain cure for founder if given immediately after the ailment is discovered. In the latter case febout a pint of seed should be mingled with the oats or chopped feed, when a cure will he effected. As a san­ itary plant, the result of experiments g[o to prove unquestionably that by cul tivation of the sunflower many sections afflicted with fevers and kindred eom- plaints arising from miasm have been relieved. It is thought to be % disin­ fectant, absorbing quantities of moist and noxious gases and exhaling an oxonized oxygen.--N. T. Herald. Buiurtown Farmers' Mister Editur--We had a big crowd at our March meetin' of the club, and there was a few of the wimmin folks come out to the meetin*. This "kinder skeered some of our fellers, but they got ust to it pretty soon, and I think we had a good meetin'. Jack Dwiggins begun by saying': " I've been lookin' round to see how the cows was man-* aged in Bungtown, and I cum to the conklusion that if the majority is rite, that the way to keep the cows in win­ ter is at a straw-stack or in a fence- corner, fur that's the way most of 'em is kept. But I've bin at three or four houses to dinner or supper since we had our last meetin', ana I found that butter was mighty skace, and what lit­ tle thar wus, wus as white as lard. They said it wus the cornstalks that made it so white: but I guess 'twas the want of 'em, fur I've been to Jehu Siuises and he has been feedin' six cows on corn­ stalks, and has made a good deal of butter, and it's rite yaller, too. 1 went down to the grocery and I found that butter wus oelliti' at thirty cents a |>ound, and they couldn't get as much as they wanted at that. "The storekeeperSed? ' Agoodiyany of the farmers hev to buy butter when they hev company and go without it the rest of the winter; but as soon as grass comes butter'll be down to a dimtn a pound.' " * Where do you git butter now?'" sez I. "' Oh, thftr's a few farmers in Bung- town that's got some warm stables fixed up and is a feedin' their cows high, and they make a good deal of butter, but I don't believe it pays 'em."1 " Now, Mr. President," sez I, "this is Jest what I want to find out. My old woman and me has come to the conklu­ sion that it don't pay to make butter in summer at ten cents a pound, and our cows are mighty apt to go dry in win­ ter. You see the cold water sets them to shiwerin' so when we hev to cut the ice in the creek for 'em to drink, and they git mighty poor, too, afore spring, and we think we are cfoin' pretty well if we get butter enuff to have it on the table, once a day. But I want to hear what Jehu Simms hes to say on this subject." Jehu Simms said: "Mister President, I bought otfc of the Farmer account books, and my gal that's been away to school has bin keep- in' accounts in it, and I got her to make a copy of the account she hes been a keepin' with the cows for three months, December, J amiarv and Feb­ ruary. We heven't charged nothin' fur tie corn fodder, as I allow the ma­ nure is worth what that cost, and our cows hain't had any hay. There wusent any fresh cows among them, either, but one of them had been giv­ ing milk twenty-one months and another twelve when we begun keepin' the ac­ count, and the others was fresh in May and June. But here is the account." 1 looked over it and was mighty well pleased, for it was ritten jest as nice as cood be, and it showed how much but­ ter they had made each week, but as I allowed you woodent hev room for it, I asked Jehu's girl (for she was at the meetin') to add it up for me, and here is what she gave me: •12 60 Cost of keeping: 1 ton of bran 13 bushels of soft corn ait 25 oik. a bin. ^ Totai^.... . fmishe<yfc«q|lin^t ^1|U dkid ,4Xou see that I got about two dollars back for every onel paid out fur feed, and when spring comes my cows will be wuth five dUuvk. apiece more than* the crobates that hev shivered oUI doors all wintef." ^ Joe Tucker Hwrtl some questions.**" "Go ahead,' "I want to aslt Jehu. " Didn't youvp^it .your corn pretty low? It's bin ap.llin at sales fur mor'£ shell it and take it ullbr that, and you hadJo to mill." " I know," s*wfr#fehn, "that it's been sold at sales o^Anelve months' credit fur more, but Jtwenty-five cents is as much as 1 cowM- 41' got for it to hev hauled it off wliare they wus buyin' corn, and it didn't cost much more to shell it. We tramped out a hundred bushels in a hs^| Hday with four boss­ es, and we did 4t ̂ Dold day when we coodent a worked out a doors." Zebe Dobbs asked, "Didn't the cold water make them shiver and dry them up like blazes ?" 4 "No, fur wheftii was cold we alius pumped fresh fur them, and if it wus any ways Stormy water to them in the stable." we carried their, Mr. B. 6. Northrop, Secretary of the State Board of Edflcation of Oon- nfpticoft, whose good aervioe in the oMMPe of tree-eultare in Hew England h|j received, frequent reoogBithm Tn the is of the Evening /W, Visited last summer for the porpoae of studying forestry in the ({darters where tnat science has the nfdet attention. Carrylhg with him letters from the of Connecticut anil the <19e€(etary of State, ht»>M the fportunitiei for obserVfct§oW «nd " I'm alus ifiMirad to feed meal to cows," said l>ave Hobson, "fur I've tried it three tittqi fend they got pretty soon so they W*0<i0|i't touch it. and I hed a cow wonst that wus poor as Job's turkey, aaflbft little while before she had a calf 1 begun to feed her pretty strong with coaaMMf aU an<l before her calf wus a week old she quiteatin', and her bag swelleofcand got full of fever, and she dried upaRd didn't give a dfop of milk, and finally her bag spiled so that she wasn't^f any account, and we had to nock the (%lf in the head." . Jehu answered, !\You've got to bef av^,Ca . P"'>|1C welfwe. keerful how you feed your cows fur a week or two before and after they come fresh; whether the critter is poor or fai, she ortent to ht^mdr'n half a feed. I want to ask Dave%hat kind of meal he fed his cows, aiMLkttw much at a feed?' " 1 fed corn-n^jHii, half a peck at d. time," Dave answered. " I don't wogdiyj^jou spiled their ap­ petite," said Jehu, " fur corn-meal is too rich and ha--j to feed cows alone. I alus mix it wifeh\ mor'n its bulk of bran, and beside you fed too heavy. A half a peck of ooni-meal will weigh over six pounds. Mow, my cows have kept fat all winter, and you kin see from the figgers that they hev a good deal mor'n paid tH&r keepin', and I've fed them jest nine nounds of bran and meal mixed, apietf^ each day, and I heven't hed one of them off her feed all winter. If we see that one of 'em doz- ent lick her trdHTt#8an, we stop feedin' meal fur a day wr two and give nubbins instid. I ust htv a good deal of trouble when I let the boys feed out of a basket, for one cow wood git too much and another too little, ana pretty soon a cqw wood be stalled and woodn't eat a bite fur three or fore days, and pretty nigh go dry. I1 me goin' to grow sum beets to feed next winter, furl be- leeve that a peck of beets to a cow ewy datf M^UatoqPflte* w suofoa con- disluaufaw tueai." "I thought," said Jack Parker, " lhakif yon gJMre %cow a peck of bfets 4'jd^yi slG #oode|i't need fo mlich n&al.'* • r u wanted without makin' her any fatter or in cieasin' her milk any. But a cow is a kind of a masheen and it costs some- thin' to run it, and if we don't feed her .more than will run the masheen we git no profit, and if wotfe^d. top, mvrtSi the ^asheen gft^Qgptd,w*Bd I * think the best way is to find out jist about how much it kin jise and give it that. Now, a poor boney cow is like a rickety old masheen and she should't be fed as strong as one that is fatter. Jtt least un­ til she gits a little ust to it, If I had a very poor cow to feed, icjp jpolv give her a and increase gradual." I - to-, .go. -^me. li,'slie ^oadent neej| it it we list her thnr4, the wfrtter t makin1 ho.r anv fatter or in- *y, ami the practice results of his ire summed up in a paper on Economic Tree-Planting," whi<»l» will form a part of the report of the Secre­ tary of the Connecticut State Board; of Affrferilturp for the current year. From this paper it appears that Ger­ many stands first among the Continent­ al. Nations in the literature of forestry, 4i815 volumes on this subject having been published in that country before the year 1842, and an average of one hundred works being the yearly in­ crease in later times; Spain probably comes next in rank, with her 1,126 volumes; and the once sandy plains south of Berlin, now fertile and bloom­ ing, and the check given to the ravages of the waves on the Biscayan Coast, tell their own story of the advantage accruing to these two oountries from their painstaking study of arboricult­ ure. Even among the Russians, a peo­ ple to whom we are not accustomed to look for advanced ideas the science is "making rapid strides, its work being tfce reclamation of vast steppes and re­ sistance to the encroachments of the inland seas. Every one familiar with the laws of England knows what strict provisions guard her grand old treos from destruction; and it would be well if, with the introduction of other good institutions from the mother country, we had put into the American statute books some of these regulations, found­ ing them, not on the rights of succes­ sion to real property, but on a decent publi< The question of the influence of its forests on the rainfall of any given dis tAA is still mooted among men of Icier * -- . ence; but Mr. Northrop quotes the .statements of persons who have re- rtsatedly observed with their own ei we feoinoidenoe of the removal of n ests with the drying up of springs and rivers, in India ana in other parts of the world where prolonged droughts have ended in disaster. Moreover, whatever may be said as to the positive effect of tree-tops on passing clouds, we rbelieve it is not denied that the rains having once descended and watered the earth, a forest belt puts a perceptible check upon evaporation by winds and sun. : Some very interesting facts are given in the paper before us concerning the varieties of trees which ought to be planted when certain ends are in view. The durability of the European larch, for example, if attested by its use in Venice, where, in the form of piles im­ mersed in water, it has supported for centuries some of the most imposing masses of architecture that meet the traveler's eye. Mr. Northrop also treats his subject practically by sug­ gesting experiments, which might be npade at a little expense of money, time and patience in his own State and in others where large tracts of naked ground have become parched and sterile. We commend his remarks to the earnest attention of all persons who have the future material prosperity of our country at heart.--N. Y. Evening saw, yii&t tisiio - jo-, go -m blftl&MtilUHlm wiiafc's bin said, and I would like to know how umuy o£ you |hink it'll pay to stable yuaur cows poo feed them weii. iiet's have a vote on it. All that think the pint proved say Il .contrary, no! There was twenty-four' Voted I, and nobody but Zeke Dobbs voted no, and he said he ruther eat bacon sop on his bread than to be to do mhch doggoned bother. Yuan, With great respect, bQUUtx Bono. , --PractlcalFirrher. The ^Jtna Life Insurance Com­ pany, of Hartford, Conn., with its as­ sets of $24,141,175.20 and its clean sur­ plus of nearly four and a quarter mill­ ions of dollars* arfd its wdll-known jfeco- nomical management, has recently re­ ceived a well-merited indorsement from the Special Commission appointed by the Legislature,of Connecticut a j.par ago* • fo* ipyeptraite all.- |li« life-1 fnstir- ance of . that State. The Commission say of the jEtna that it is " not only solvent, but financially sound, and under the management of officers and sound acterv dence of policy-holders and the public. i-- u #• .aster, you near, ror instance, you cannot feel a sound." "Oliyes, you can," said a smart boy. '• John Wil- ajteefthit iptit ? !%Vfcatfsodhd cam . otr fell!^rf^^(^hdVfhrJBiirt," quickly replied the smart boy. " Cor­ rect," saia the schoolmaster. .4* Come up.1'* "^x*l tKT iAatf ^ f ffelf and smarted. ^-Thd 'evening befbrte his wedding Edwird went tb make confession to the priest of his parish. The ooefession ended. ^".Pardon, father," said Ed­ ward; "it Seems to me you have for­ gotten to set me a penance." ** Didn't A Story of Mi F. Treey, tfaf fead Railroad Ki»?. Srrnsro in his Chicago office «h| his shirt-sleeves, he was assailed by a glib- tongued emissary of a railway supply firm, who, getting the audience Mr. Tracy refused to none, went through his role briskly. It was Mr. Tracy's life-habit to n a simply absorbent listener, but it was like putting your errand into the mouth of a bronze lion. He listened, and that was all. Noth­ ing in his face ever foreshadowed his answer. The drummer, at the close of t' his appeal, dropped into a confidential tone and said: "Mr. Tracy, the figures rre give are to your company -to you they will be 5 per cent, less." Without a word or a wink of intelli- fence, Mr. Tracy arose, opened the oor, sat down at his desk and became absorbed in his own work. The visitor sat until the minutes began to drop as heavj- as lead, and Traces pen scratch­ ed away in the silence like John Ai­ de 11 \s in the poem. At last the waiting party said; "Well, Mr. Tracy, what do you think of my proposition?" Tracy turned, with an affected air of intense astonishment. "What, you here yet? I thought you must have got a mile away. I opened tbe door for you half an hour ago."--Boston Advertiter. lovimr Kneof my,son raised « f««i® tch was on mSg» and in a few seconds he had assumed a most favorable position. As he continued to yell, the reporters were requested to strike up a song and drown him out. While Bijah spanked they loudly sang: " !?i had «>'<uaa which wouldn't go, aw:, n9m Hai ha! ha! Hftvhjnjrtil- 1 Bijah lays the spaaka On wellT' his corftract the boy slid for the door, say­ ing never a word, and looking as hum­ ble and repentant as a defeated candi­ date for a county office. " Ah! how many tender memories of th0 long ago that 'ere job awalres!" sighed the old m&n as he brushed a tear from his eye; and he blew his nose quite frequently as he resumed his dust­ ing.--Detroit Free Press. While much has been written concerning the ate of " put up" medfelnes, the question is still an open one, and demands of the people a careful 'eonsidemtfee. Th« aaltent points may be briefly stated, and ans#efed as follows 1 1st--Are the sick capable of determining their real condition, the nature of their malady, and selecting the pr&per remedy or means of cure I 2d---Can a physician, no matter how skillful, prepare a uulvereal remedy, adapted to the peculiar ailments of a large class of people, residing in. different latitudes, and subject to various climatic influences? In answer to the first proportion, we would say, diseases are named and known by certain u signs'* or syitiptoiris, and, as the Mother does not need a physician to tell her that herehild has the whooping-cough, or indicate a reme­ dy, so people when afflicted with many of the symptoms concomitant to "impure "blood," "torpid liver," and " bad digestion," require no other knowledge of their condition, or the remedy uialeated, ttiMi,asy'.«mady possess. Second proposition--Many "Iypeci their treatment must therefore that diseases are sectional! quinine, morphine, podot>hyUink an •f oilier remedies tire flrescfr physicians argue uliar, and ust vary, and yet id hi ' _ undreds fin aII <NMjtrim to overcome crrtain condition*. Is it not, there­ fore, self-evident that ajptosfcian whose laige experience has made Wq luailiar with the manv phases incident to all^Impurities of tbe biix/d ĵfeneraLand wpm liwr <m- &i^tfytf>eiM4, cMut^Mod, hmf catarrh, «an i)Kepnn «seT|ss of Amedles #x«tly adapted m^t therouditiennmStiifeVL, vberever,and V. Pierce above requirements. Many pnyit scribe them in their practice. Hi* Golden phyficians pre- Mtnlical Discovery has no 1 rificr and general tonic. iual as a blood-pu hlle his Favorite His Prescription»cures those weaknessee peculiar ~ n, aftir physicians haw failed. 'Jeasaet Purgative Pellets, which are sugar- coated and little larger than are a safe and certain cure for "torpid" liver to worfieu,aftSr phystcia PJeasaet Purgative Pelle lancer than mustard seeds, tain cure for "torpid" liver and eoiistipistion. If you wish to save money by avoiding dostovs and.keep or regain your health, buy fhe People's Common Sense Med­ ical Adtiser, Ad Illustrated w6rk of over 900 pages. 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Wiagats (CarWel* Capias for sale at tta pablishers* prlaa •8.00 EACH. Editors Supplied at IKmir-Prtasu A. N. KKLI.OOO. . , . JTmmlumtm JTB. MONEY CAN BE MAI •eOtaf »a Mew and Already Items Book, IRE MD FALL si TK M0KTA V9 the WoHd-Beoowned Bumorist of tbs BURLINOTON HAWK-KYI Wmr of 1813 Soldier* as# Widow* Pensioned for 14 days' service. Write CtL. L. Bingham & Co., Att'ya, Washington, D. C. I wii.l send free, to all afflicted with Catarrh, prescription for infallible cure. Address, with stamp, Rev. T. J. Mead, Syracuse, N. V. --" He who reels and staggers most in the jourhey of life takes the stralght- cst cut to the devil.11--O. D. Prentice. B^ah aad the Bad Boy. Ihe bi station. ig bad boy One of his was early at the chums had been arrested, and he wanted to hear the trial. He spit on the floor, snapped peanuts at the clopk, whistled and scuf­ fled around, and Bijah was finally forced to say: " Mv son, you haven't been brought up according to Hoyle. You want to conduct yourself while here the same as if you were in the Zar's parlors."- jT*4 Who's the Zar?" impudently asked tie bov, as he shoved the chairs around. " T^ho's the ZarP Haven't you ever •stiKiiefl the directory or tiie dictionary, or* read, Uncle Tom's Cabin! What ignorance hero in our midst, where even every member of the Common Council can read and write!" Oh! take doMta growled the boy. yp«r Gentlemen,' said the old man, as he put down the feather-duster and looked over to the reporters. "I think duty calls me. In fact, I know she does. Somehow or other, I kinder feel as if the responsibility of this boy's future depended on me, and I'm going to set his better ideas in motion. My son, come here!" ,-^i^ ,• "I can't see ifcf* teplied the boy, shutting his eyes. " When the mountain wouldn't come to old Dan Tucker, Daniel went to the mountain," milled Bijah, as he walked over and collared the young dime- novel reader. "Come over these'ere BsstlxpectoranrKemody "* " isesfWeETmB 1 Mis ^ Slnaa i Is equally efficaeious to young or old. The Lung Balsam1 Will eon Golds, Oonghs, Asthma and Brmuilillls Thy? Liiilig u in time, willpaevent andemOm tion. 1-uiig Balsam: U&mi toChOdsnn, to ftonp, witivmimtm The Lung Bals^qf. Contains no Opium in any form; is tbt eta, to • r , SWA ef Wel we Catariw, Astbka aad all itoaesea of.tba Tkraat aad War of 1812! 1812!! A New uw five# FmkIom to«/< for 14 « If in battk Att widows iin also entitled. Apply (wWi Att>.Clewlmnd.a ClroalmfiM N» KAftft, P«Bh*p. Melajttry. AWNINGS. E N T 8.! J^; «t»r-IPr«»r <'o* i WANTED iBtssdllSK wglOrnnw IW> •or <IBa» fosa. a»<#. »a , BMMt ooimirwD wnA BTB KTt |Wt H till >MBMt W fce> r IffiB T>nmii»ry#m •*> w* w«ar a h--*y »n»v>wW<| AasaUf withlaiMFKSBfanywWi ••ifXiweli . V. UUTM. P. O. HMM . . Mi-Is A frAVLit l«i« |M| rmht yift HabitAtlkta Diseases. Thmmndg cured. Lowest Mem DomC fall t<» write.Dr.P.ElMaKSh,<Juiacjr.)ll<* ivvtait t n<. c on! v /Via alber JLung Salsazoi a laindga&d by tbe itssaiarili ttw I ̂ y ̂ iaitefasro*. • PnbHo ;? Balsam;. Bhoald be naed at the fiist maaif eatation at a sfsjg&jsrS"* t t ocodin# to direotioua. iPtxe Lung Balsam IsaoldbiirallDrngsistB and Medicine Pealasfc J. H. HABE18 db 00., ProPB. OPIUM r lllnila vrl.v • ?4s».."niy $35. Pap« free. Kaii.ci K.itraliy, VVusliluetuti.N.X $350 '.itraliy, A Moat 1«-- .4penIw H'nnled ,8# beet selHnjr articles in tuo world ;l sample '/rm. AilUiftw JAV Ih'hMit- Micfa. MFMTS r»w*. oiitnt v DiTnT VUD PPPP Wimtiil to sell our Walclieis *»\ «»ltle>«. «*e. Wit U' \T<'H r^» W H UA' 3 'N Onlrwm Ut 7-shot revolver, with _ ̂ boi eartrl<I»fes. Addisas Wo<*1 street. Pittsburgh. Pa 9411 a IMi y. fi<ru> to Muce A Sometmig Jtm •I V/'"' A jenU. VO&. rOXUJC dt CO.. SL Lo*U. Mm. LOO buys the gS Waehini.' Machine. Seat to consumer. No agents. I.S.Blctiatt!son.Chlea®oJlL DIP Wages Summer fnd'rt inter. Samples free D I U N a t i o n a l M a d l a o a - s t , C i t k a a * aaBevaatOaitJs,oriental. MotmWmeto, w»» 90 alike, wltk name, lOe, C. B. Matena Summit, K,t MgupMfine Uniqnet'arda, Wllh name, 10a BasnplM 3c. Agents trj ug. Socom k C\>.,Tn«r,lt*. OA Mixed Cards, Snowllake, Damask &e., no OU2 alike, with name, ntc. j.Mlnkler aOa.,Nassaa,2LT. A eFancy Cards, Snow Bake, Damask, etc., aot £ Qalike. with name, 10c. Nsisaaa Card Co.,Na»iMiiH W Fashionable Cards, no St alike, witbnama 10c., postpaid. C«0. L RMK1> 4 CO.. KaiuaiAKC A. N. K. 6S. The BEST SPRING BED h . The only Doable4)ell itortsg rtMtim ejdaatttehSarn anA Owrtsa JtmtKOf oieaaandaalsi vrated. It havlac on both shies of bor for bugs. ererta> .. . Smooth and evep wrtaoe. f»«sditt wear thf mattrrts. Ha^TframUie best Brnmmer St Wire, and wlU laat a lifetime. Eaeh 1 ftomw of wire, T a L . " a » a e t < 4 deK ^rttcs) a SwllBli made far tbe purpose of iittnMtucbMraamito * mjrspring*. II jm want ttmBieST sjhis«MjU> «mt i«ed. at hatf .price, you sbouM not delay to aead la jour« as tills adveitlsemeot will WMcar utttyoaeelBUOsiM t$ will fee platfed la tteaaMSiSr Aomt* sMi si to any wkuMwlet couatgr in the C. & to mannfacture aod sell these Whnra I will give the emtwrir* ctmtroi, upun the mas (kw urnis. Address Iv HolUUS, lfil MMHin M.A1im»^W,