McHKNUY ILI^y \-tlU • cultural Hare • compete stock of * Mttl *9 KOCWpC. '^Atid whtVs traiiip^^lI'Mr. Tll- (itn, reflectively, tit* 6*)sgt^>tg}t t, look* ingsfesttitly it*hoT<e In the wall. ^lClRfa, sir,*' Mid Mr. Felton, prompt ly. ^«g%|W^r returned Mr. flJden, > seewttnfilM * blacking brush. **Th«n tW« It an Invention of the enemy, and I throw up my hand. I hare n't read tiat N. T. Sun all this tin* without kmvtif LT, S. @riK| when I tee him. Wittlsm, your arni. W« will go a« yJ **I bsg your pardaa, air," ' Mtd Mr, Palton, briskly, utt ft uoi king, but " SSltVes. Tiie irtuap ii ilie jack Of ||»ade»C* #*B«, heT responded Mr. Ttlden, dt* Ikfhledly, **uoclire I« a most amusing game. 1 like it more and more every day I live. And Clarksoa Poller ia trump, is hef Go on, my dear boy, go . o»,w V' MIe wanders," said Mr. Pulton, an expression of twrprise, anooeeded by doubt, creeping ovor hSs classic conn tManea. *Hi« thoughts are not here .^pl U»e,gara^-~he wanders." f /, • A anum nruiiAvilir; '. J*Tli©Bias.w said a Tttweseiid street *M>man to Iter husband asjtie let him fa at the front door it l o^dock the Other morning, "where have you been aatll this unearthly hour, and why do you ootne home with four breath savslltag of beer ?n "That"* all right,*' rMaarked Thomas, as be leaned up aggatnst the wall and tried to look so- "Wr. "That's all right, 'Jieli^. Fun- alest thing ever saw ia my life, by <blc) JoveP "What Is? * snapped the Vown*end street woman. **Tel--(hie) |-|teiephonevn said Thomas with an im becile smile. "How do you make out,** demanded the Woman in icy tones, "that working with the telephone would make your breath smell of beer V* "Easiest thing in the (hie) world," re turned Thomas, as he steadied htmSelf fa the corner;"tha's ver simple; the man at the other end of the Hue was fall. Tha's whaaser masher;** and Thomas worked hit way up stairs, efruckllaf at the idea of fooling his trtfe.--Picayune. -v NEW GOODS MTOU i HWfABI The recall of a consolidation of the »two lines into one. Every article is^. WARRAMTEi As represented by the gsalesmai f V Uf> 'rA>: t ">z-JW |S*ve your Harness by oiling it with fncle Sam's Harness Oil, wnlcli will Imp it soft and pliable. This Is the pit Oil ever made for leather, sold 9 all Harness Maker*. Mm WE 2 5 I Keep Plows, all Kinds, Hollinsworth Sulky and urop Hakes, Corn Cultivators, Wind mills, Grinding Attachments for Windmills, Iron and Wooden Pumps, Corn Shellers, Scales, You Will ifcttvi money by examining our Stock of Good* purchasing elsewhere. * » | "Of different stylea and makes, whlch*we |tn vitAD th<> nnhllr. to r.kll and •»**!*il»a *nd l«arti prices before purchasing. i Pattio«lar>ttentioiCift eaQM t«#® m In all Us branchef. 8necial pains will taken to accommodate all i " with their business. be I who may favor us J. 8TC R Y & McHonrr 111.. M.y Ttk, J8T*. ' mgs,D At "RrnTxm rfb# A Vi« VAA VVb A#* V VW mi Cottonades, Tick- * i-i}) rm^f tHB OKICAOO1 XOBTH.WKSTKBir BATE.W4T JS*?®*? ««*•»• o»* management the Greit gSfcWSK grdswssi-sai Branches and connections, ft *Bd 5«Jekwt route between •» In Illinois, WlMMda,] nnesota, ;•.*», Xebi. western Ten itorie* Omaha and California 1.1#*# Hars^yaagifeaiifct Chicago, St. Paul 4 Minnoapolla Lin*. 3IAKER. -%.uf ^ ̂ S h o p o p p o s i t e t h e P a r k e r B o a s i f ^ f ; McHenry, # • - ̂ < Illinois. fHl„S Having purrhased an^ tiiltSiTi possession of these weii known Shops, I am now prepared, with first class workmen and good material, to manufacture Wagons and Baggies on short notice anil at as Low Prices as a food article can be purchased elsewhere. *' H 'irtNr Bishop Wago#^ with top box, Steel Spring Seat, all complete, for $50. , A written warran t^& given with every wag on. In Waffons we keep Platform Spring Wagons, Top and Open Buggies, Milk Wagons, Three Spi-irs g and Lumber Wagons, the latterof which is tfce <^lebrated Bishop Wagon. so, a Complete Line of lowers, Heapero, Sulky-Rakes, etc. t -"4? "i _ WTale lime to call on me before purchas ing elsewhere. O- BISHOP. XoHeary. I1L. March Kth, 1878. J O H N S B U R G H Inwseasetweef the best machines now hi e market, and persons wishing to bay 9 wmmm% «uu pcievuo W IVUlUg |>U UUJ mild avail themselves of this Rare Ohaaoe, Call at my store and examine the machines. 0. W. Owen. llSeHenvjr, IIL, Jnly 15th, 1878. Runnlrtg Steamboat H Saving bees thoroughly repaired and fnrn. hed with a new fcteel Boiler, is now making as tolSwa^'w**m Xoi,Mnr the - Fridays and Saturdays will jeave McHenry on the arrival of he trains from Chicago and the ' >uth. Monday* will arrive at McHen in time for the 7:25 A. M. train or Chicago. vs£§i-:'v^.; General Blacksmlthing Business, and will do your work in the best of manner and with the least possible delay HORSE SHOEING A SPECIALITY. . ̂ » m P A I B I N Q Of all kinds promptly attended to. Call and see f^,foa«(i«Uk.- ^ B. TliompHon. McHenry, II!., April Md> i ' - Silks, Cashmeres, Cambric, Alpacas and White Goods of all kinds. In Ready- Made Clothing, Bcrbts and Shoes, we wlli not be un dersold, quality pf Goods considered Ili'iVl 5£jwa«»,Cliieafo and all' 'i Inth, and all peiata ia the cmttmrUiwest., i laONMa, Wiaoma * H feter Itte Is the best ronte between CKkan anil . T.a.i, •" Crosse, Winona, Rochester, Otatbnna. Man. •' kato, Sr Peter, New^ Ulm'and all pointi in M ooatne«at auiiCcutrai Minnesota, its . •-.•j 6reen Bay. 4 Marquette Una | I?*heon'y line between Chicago and Janes..1 T i t l e , W w t e r t o w n , F o n d n l a c , O s h k O S h . A » . , 1 1 pleton. Grser. HEV, Kscanaba, Negannce,' I Marquette, Hougliton, Hancock and the Lake # Superior Country. Its Froeport & Dubuque Hue K 1 Is theonlyjroute between Chicago rad Elgin, j atockford, Freeport and aU points via IfFee- • v*l port, its . Chicago A Milwaukee Line Is the old Lake ghore Itoute, and Is the Mty, .1 * Wans»ei»#r"i'^8i Waakeffan, , M one passing between Chicago and " " Highlnnd Park Lake Forest, Pullman Palacs Drawing Rossi Cars are run on all thronjhtajjlns on this road. This is the ONLY go as • and Mllwaaaee, between Chicago Rnd St. iSnet- Chieago ami gffet -5 •# ««. * (t.S« ;*•** t. A ' f -% ip : - - ' - : - K" , - 4- * - Wi X'"" ^ 5 ^,V. Hi ^5 i fSg"Gloves and Hosieiy a Specialty, and Oil Cloth Carpetings. ^ line Venetiai*, Ingrain Unci c! Famify OTOceri®. ' PERRY A MARTIIi apolis, Chicago i Winona, or Chlo&go and Green'say Close connections are made at Chinam witi# the Lake Shore and M ichigan SouthSra^Micb? igan Central, Baltimore atid Ohio. Pitt«hn« (l- Wayne, i Chicajw. JUnk^ei Pan Handle Routes, for all points RAST amlf i " '- SOUTH EAST, and with ths^hlcaJo .iS ai ton and Illinois Central for all points SmTTH Close connections are also nmde' #Uh «C1 Union Pacific R. Jt, at Omaha for all ftr W*.? points. * , Close connections made at Inaction nninii^ -•> with trains of all cross points. Tickets over this ronte are sold by all Goal gont^ket agents In the Ualted States and * Remember vou ask for year tickets via th£ Chicago (k NorthwesternXllway and take none others., ' New York Offlce. No. 415 BroBdwtv; Tinfttam Ofllce, No, 5 State Street; O^ahl offl^'^a Farnham Street; San Francisco Oflee llf Montgomery Street; Chimgo Ticket Officer ? Clark Street, tinder Shermaa House; fc,' Oanal. cornorMadison Street; Kiniie StnuP' K.inzl« »«« r*nal 8 Wells 8treet Depot, corner W«iia «r,,( u-in.il Streets. HcHenry, is not easily earhed in these times, but it can l»e made in three moqths by any one of either sex, in any pavt of the country who is willing to work steadily at the employment that we furnish.-- 6« per week in your own town. You need not be awayfrom homeover night. You can givebyour wholetime to the work, or only your soare moments. We have agents who are maainj? over $20 per day. All who engage at once can makemoney fast. At the present timemoney canno t be made so easily and rap. djy at any other business. It costs no thing o try the business. Terms and SB Outfit tree tddress at once, H. HALLKTT & Co,\Portland Maine* ' HENRY MILLE& --DEALER XM- ^ All other dajre la the W^ek will be ready to Vea on w minutes nottce at rates according to taamber. No naiaa will he spared to secure sheaeeoaMBoaatlon of passenger*. ar_ ABimmi n n.>t.u umumeuts, Headstou^^ ETC., ETC., ETC. ffi Aasrican k Scotch Granite, Constantly on Sho^ T#6 miles North of Mc Henry, III. Jehnsburgh, Aug. 90th, 1877. FOR (BOOTS AND SHOES • an & 5813 Madison St., BUELt COOK A SEIXAS, Manufrs and Wholesale Dealers. _WPon't fail to examine Goods and Price* when in Chieago. Stock New T7 Hid Bought for Cash. Great in 09" Aacements to Cash liuvers. K. Bi'bl, Late with Si. Selz A Co F. COOK, j Late of Whitney L. SKIXAS, I Cook & Co., N. Y. I The Thorough Bred Horse AMMADUS, Will TKftke theSRASOWof 1ST*at McHenry; and may be found at the Stables of Mr. A, llankins. South bide of the Public Square. Ammadus is a beautiful rich bay, without any «vhite, excepting a small spot in the fore- head; stands irt hands high, and voighitbout 1,200 pounds; was folded In 1871. and bred by Col. James A. Grlmstead, Lexington, Ky. Ammadns was Sired by Rivoli, Rttoli by Revenue, and Revenne by Imp Trustee. RlToii's Dam Topaz, by Imfi Glencoe. Am- mad us first Dam, Nellie Gray, by Alexander's Lexington. • \ The above pedigree is taken from Braee's American Stud Book.\ For the record of Ammndns* performances on the Turf, and aiso particulars as to price and terms of service, which are reasonable, enquire of the undersigned, at the premises above named. Marcs from a distance cared for. with good p isturago, or stable with gnod hay and grain, at $2.00 per week, Accidents or escapes at the owsers risk. '• W. H. HANKINS, June 1st, 1878. . lr McHenry, III, .w*J| itsirarxTT GenlPassei.ger Agenf General $• 1st, 1878. 1878. 1878. n« BISHOP* „w McHenry # » m * HHnoltw AUBROSTl RING'S BROSIA B88lORB8 GRAY HAIR tO IT ORIGINAL ;#©ar the Depot McHENRY, - ILLINOIS. An entire New Stock of READY-MADE CLOTHING, ^ Hats, Caps, Fmn- islil g Coodag &Caf AO. RING'S AMBROSIA ERADICATES DANDRUFF, Caret JSTumors, AMB Itobiag of tbe Scalp, ftBKSTAKTLY URpARft (fo tUryour/grind am prepa tiee. aianeaa /tad fccy.-r*ly asasss Now Htlr ie <irew on Bald pieces. •OLA BY umuGOISTB And MERCHANTS Eeerywhete E.M.TUBBS» Proninetaea In Woodstock. aaiake money faster at work for us than at anything else. wa will start -- made wrthe boys aad girls wanted everywhere to wiMFfc itar ?S> How is the time. Costly outfltaad tems firee. Address TBCB I Oo., Augusta, " you ran engage in. $5 r day made by any erof either sex, right in owa* localities. Particu- id samples worth f$ free. a your spare time at this * .We would announce to the people of Ma Henry County and vicinity that we keep a good stock or , MARBLE AM) GRANITE Monuments, Tablets, TaMs-Tops, Brackets, Shalvas, Eto. To which we would call vour attention before buying elsewhere. We shall sell at B O T T O M P R I C E S . ALL VORK Warranted First Class. _ M. PECK*CO. *<4 Woodstock, 111., May 1st, 187S. To Consumptives. rpHK advertiser, having been permanently A cured of that dread disease, Consuma. tlon, by a simple remedy, is anxious to maite known to hi- fellow-Bufferern the means of cure. To all who desire it he will send aeon of the peremption used, (free ofch irge ) wltl the direct Urns f<>r preparing and using the samv, which they will nnd a sure cure for Consult ntion.A^thma, Bronchitis, Ac. par ties wishing the prescription, will please ad m 4 «"»--- 'r" w n» btiiii B. Sold by CQI.8Y BROTHERS, 111. G E R M A N . M Manuftiotured R JIARCUS ^DKALERJIR- >-U PimE WINES. LIQUOR S AND CIGARS Woodstock, 111-- Tonic In the world, Pnt np in Pint and Quart Bottles. * F« MARCUS* Patentee. School Buoks and >t«t flfcffCOWSB1? Which nre beinfr sold at • al.ees Price :iaa le.ii before offered in this vi- uiiiity. Good business suits made to order, at Prices, na I .or'; %s the Lowest. Cutting done at reduced rates. We take pleasure in showing, our goods and earnestly invite an examination of our stock. We guaran tee each article a* rep- resen ted. Our Spring and 8nm< mer Stock was bought with especial reference to the wants of our cus tomers. and We Will Not Be Give us a Call. LAUER & BECKEB. , McHenry, III., May 588th, 18/8. 60TTLHB BOLET, S A L O O N Milling Wheat. ||. BlfttVOp. . McBenrylll.tDee.lltb, W7. v1 . ' . • *| • i ' ji.'ii'fi' F. C. MAYES, DBALR* !?»-. kVvjr Mnlk&i Beady-Hade Qotliing. A * tv ' . f A t>' ^ * Invites the > <*-4 . o an HI-. - spection of hi|T newly ytoefc. KJJ.V T<; i kf- v- * r j * f- Prices ana Goo$ to salt the^ Lansing's Block, McHenry, III. Open Day#and Evening. Choice Wines, Liquors and Cigars al ways on ksxi^f Also the Lager Beer. ^ * GOTtLtlB BOLEY. IfcHetiry, III., May 14, '78. Cuttteo Dsns M UtssC Store One Be6r Korlll el Colby's Drug Store jr XaBSarj.ML,AprillStt» 1WS. ' ' ^.... \ - Errors of Yoiith. ;/ QKWTLRMAN who. > J« fit free. »o risk. Reader, if yon want a business at which nersonsof either sex can make great pay all the time they work, write for par. tfculars so H. HALLBTT St- Oo..Pert. lS«U.llWae.^ fw yeafi »7, Prematnre ]p#<- C»y, and all the effscte or yonthfnl hidfsere. tion will, for the sake ef safltxiag hamanity. send free to all who need it, the raeipa aaf «iir«H»tlon for aiakiag the sjnple rmedy W which he was eared. 8u*erers wishing profit by 4he adviser's experience by addressing in perfect confldeac 7 ^iShSb. SW*aw Teft from Nemis Debility, and alt the efntl of ye .44 »»s i t f i WI 1:5