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5 >v, tti '" ' • " feM mkmmi %•;*?.>* >n-", -5u/"iy;1 ;.vtBaa»a, darling. W»w M®? . tte' >»iWl thai Wee* «r«rt, ,'V Ml *• s lw , ,iCliBMrlMM the wee* .»• » *»! «r < ** "V-j * " •. • •- &,. *>' d ' kieeaae-darUng. LetyemrayaB B* tl» TOMS on tto kill. win be 4fce wind that Alee Hitfwr, thtther, at tta will. •%7? • JFEFI"" * •>»< ®MU4AEMAABOSM,AEBB4AEAIAJPI 5„« §^iaekmp»Bl»ewmei*fpB»|B, ' WhUe the laughing wind got*If. .><,s|taM,dKll##. Xrtmyheaat •**P -*?<*« Bea wn»andpie--antnest; 'Co"** »* airtns «• doora apac$3 ̂ - •!• ^-< BMtrIn and be mygoea*.. ?#f< t<rre.*end.jwtwitMn*bedo«* TtadarahaB Ma Mtom If % | ffcere, my deridig, nrnwn, j, Oa|}«WKn(it»UB«iMI> - ' mSrrok.mt. & i .>** ::M if ting coNwmsaiom> K$' Jtmv JNKt JBwutovre M&mped tibs OuKMMi BY HAIILET H. UKWITT. ; ̂ The following Ml of legal sharp prto* v; tice (not mentioned in Blackstone) ha|>* < - • pened out on the border. '* I wont say what border, beoause yon . well understand that on the border '..%/ means "otit West," and to be more ; definite might be injurious to me. #MP Strata the best trick I ever heard of, and I don't think it was ever played be- lore. I not "«cn!^ think that, but Bill Bndsore will get down on his knees and swear it was any time yon throw a » " shadow of a doubt on it to him. A Bill was the principal one for whom the trick was played, «nd he most needs " ^ admire it more than my one else. It was about the time preachers came arottnd holding meetings; the country " f ̂ Was being settled by down-Basien, and ; ? ^ law was coming into practice. It was jnst three days before that thqy had their first trial by Judge and U jury, and used bodks. Bill and a wan- y jt dering refugee got into an argument OT8T £• ' 'c'auid the trial, and the stranger was worsted. Bill used as a eonclusive point in his it a navy, and the stranger's were • "fTB stand the drinks at Hie oilier " bar." Meaning,,we supposed, the ber ths* og|j Gabriel stands behind. , • Under the new-fangled arrangements V there was a Sheriff and ten others they w called a posse, and this gang immediate- H| ly took BiD into their care and said they would hold him for murder. Many of us did not think the word was jm properly To be sure we all knew Hi what it meant, but we had never used it ^sfi in on? lingo, and thought it sounded it* bad when it had reference to Bill, who ^ V1 had merely wiped out his man. Some of us got together at the drre s; ~ and talked : the matter over regarding . ^ Bill's fix, «id ad! thought he should be ... Bed Smith was for mobbing the m I Sheriffs jpang m<i gettbg "1H&' in that Hi way; bni, as we all knew Smith would never lead in «ttch an enterprise, how- ; t^^rer briltiant he thought it to be, we topped Ms plan. Wbei? we had nearly done intimating to South oar views of the one-sidedness of his plan the out stage came in. . ',,.̂ 4 The driver, Pete Marbow, was a iife> sworn Mend of Bill's, and, mi we waited nntil we had thovoaghlj set- xuated with his treat--to make sue of the drink-- before breaking the news to lum. "That's a bad deal, sure," he Mid, after told* of 'flS:"ti^aaislanoee, "and X am afraid BH is in for it noW." He sighed us all np again |:^-to approve of "mooes* toK3B," which : ̂ ( ' we could only meet them on their ).,k own grounds," remarked Penny Brewn, -" |«» "and play them at their own game." \ Penny paused thoughtfully, unable to ' ialg|iMsidea,orleia¥iBgitfor the others td to finish, but it seemed to give Pete a meBtal opening, for he started for the -, Vftl door, and Ike stance was long enough .>jt C:' ^ *o allow hiia to say: s" * "IHipie?® I have it, boys! There's a little euss fn the gig just from the Staftee, - ,_/»nd he says he's a lawyer. Til bring * : y Mm in and see what he thinks of it." ' v ; Pete brought him in and he took tsfefefey and water and a little sugar, ^ is* so we formed a poor opinion of ' him, bnt thought his weakness might be ir&n Us coming from the States, and on account of his being so •m*H He did not have much to say, only asking a few questions, and so forth, hot concluded that If 11,000 could be pot up he might delay his journey long to help Bill out--which he he coald do. Pete made th^ raise and got another «iiaf» to fake the stage on, and he and tii© isfiigr staged with us. To-morrow was to be the day of the trial, and the || lawyer wid that he guessed he'd take a Vv; walk out among the folks and see the place, but he prftfen^l to go alone. If- After he left Pete remarked: , * l*fl bet .he's a deep one.'* W Ptsay, thinking of 0§:0m new, dwek Ms heed. : " Bed said# - •' 44 The Sheriff can swallow him!" * ^Piling that Mi original better than our lawyer gai seen a States paper a week • ::Swt M I A, . r.h before, and tbogU a lawyer enwH^kio sell his giandnwther. Vfe f̂te morning essae and the trial ^Tyfsheriff and all Ms polie swore fchM BiUB«d»re had killed O ̂.stan- ««• • • / Hit Honor remarked: " I gumt that is plainly evident. Is there anything more to be said? If not 1*11 olose with the sentence." Our lawyer had been sitting down all the time the trial had been going on without saying a word; bat now he got up and said: " It you pleas* your Honor, I am here to defend thii man. Yon we trying him for murder, and, before you pass sentence, I should like to call your at­ tention to the fact that, in our courts of justice, it is customary to give a pris­ oner a chance to defend himself; and also you entirely ignore the jury. It is customary, too, to give prisoners time to get their witnesses, but I, to-day rep­ resenting the prisoner at the bar, waive that privilege, and am quite ready to advance the defehse of my client.* His Honor appeared highly astonished at this, and turned to whisper to one of the jury. "I beg your Honor's pardon," said our lawyer, "but it is a very unusual thing to see a Judge whisper to the jury. It is not only unbecoming to the court, but affords good ground for an impeach­ ment. I recognize the distance we are from civilization, but I rely upon these noble men around us to see fair play and justice done." He WM touching our sentiments-- especiftllj Bed Smith's, who thought the closing remark favorable to his mob idea--and his Honor considered with himself before attempting anything more in the presence of one who under­ stood these fine points of court proceed­ ings much better than he did. So, put­ ting on a dignity that looked funny to us who had seen Mm as a cheap stable hand at the Opposition stage barns, he allowed the defense the right to pro­ ceed with Ms arguments. And he dad proceed. Our lawyer made the Sheriff and his posse tell their whole live" and wound up by asking them if they saw the shot fired that had killed the stranger. Every one of then was compelled to answer, "No." Somewhere at about this time of the trial, Pete left the room, much to our surprise and wonder. Our lawyer then opened on his argu­ ment. . It was delivered in just the style to catch the fancy of the jury. He used nearly our own lingo, and, after making more than one man squirm by talking of mothers, sisters, wives and (laughters, he wound up wiHi: ' And now, gentlemen of the jury, I have but a few words more to say. I hive alluded to all but one point I can think of in the prisoner's favor. That one is, might there not have been some enemy of the deceased present who may have taken advantage of the prison­ er's peculiar situation, and fired the shot that killed the stranger? Yon know that there woe more than one in the room at the time, and why not among ihean some one who desired the stranger*® death, and took the oppor­ tunity to kill him when there was a pos­ sibility of another man having to answer fortbeerime? I tell you, gentleman of--" But Pete (who had returned as sud­ denly as he had ML) interrupted him here by handing a note to the Judge. On reading it, the Judge got up hasty like and told the Sheriff jury, prisoner and all to follow him. He took ustoNiggeor George's shanty, and there, lying on the floor with his Ihoots for a pillow, we saw a man with a piece of paper by his side and a pencil in his hand. He had just finished writ­ ing, and, as the Judge entered, he asked in a weak, painful voiei: - "Be you the Judge?" •Yes," his Honor replied. MI am dying--an oM bullet wound in my lungs--have made a confession-- here--this paper." The Judge took it ; read it, and handed it to the jury, who read and handed it to the Sheriff. The Sheriff read it out tons. It said: I am the man that killed Burt Oamrioghara, the stranger tor whose morder Bill Bndsore is on triaL I followed the man here, and re­ venged mjaelf for the wound of whioh lam now dying. Bill Budsors ia innooent, ao help me God. (Mpied.) JAMES DBOOAX. "Do yon swear to that?" asked the Judge, as soon as it was read. We all saw him nod "yes," and close Ms eyes, and give the kick and shudder of a dying man. The man, we thought, had M kieked the bneksfr and passed in his checks." ' Our lawyer then said: "Yottir Honor, after hearing this re- matkable confession which so complete­ ly exhonorates the prisoner, I am will­ ing to hear the jury's verdict." "Are you ready to return the ver­ dict?" the Judge asked of the jury. •We are," they said. < "Guilty, or not guilf̂ f • "Not guilty!" "Then the prisoner is with the tapis. Mr. Sheriff, nnfcind Mr. Bndsore." . I happened to pail near our lawyer out with the crowd to take the and I heard him say low, "tfcolsl" whieh set me thinking. I stepped around the corner of the sfaMfef to let the orowd get out of sight fhdMT might see this lawyer and ssk him what" fools " meant. I had not been there over fifteen sec­ onds when our late confession ist and dead man came out through a loose slab ef the shanty and made for the timber at a lively gait Then I saw the mouse I had smelt; and, as I went to the saloon where the crowd had gath­ ered, I thought that "that lawyer must think us all children. Of course the story got out, but it only made Bndsore the lion of the place, and though the Judge was rather sheepish about it for a while, and with the Sheriff had to stand a great many treats, yet they often l&ugh over the triok, and Penny is forced to admit that watered whisky does not always indi­ cate the drinker's ehsraoteR' »V IOWA Orrr, Iowa. .4^ HOME AND BATUMI)A Y FIGHT. Happy is the man who has a little home and a little wife in it, of a Satur­ day night. A home, no matter how lit­ tle, provided it will hold two or so--no matter how humbly furnished, provided there is hope in it; let the winds blow- close the curtains. What if they are plain calico, without border, tassels or anything else? Let the rain , come down, heap up the fire. No matter if you haven't a candle to Mess yourself with, for what a beautiful light glowing coal makes! rendering cloudless, shed­ ding a sunset through the room; just light enough to talk by, not loud, as in the highways; nor rapidly, as in the hurrying world, but softly, whispering* ly, with pauses between for the storm without and the thoughts within to fill up. Then wheel the sofa around by the fire; no matter if the sofaisa settee, uncushioned at that, if so be it is just enough for two and a half in it. How sweetly the music of the silver bells from the time to come falls en the list­ ening heart then. How mournfully swell the chimes of "the days that are no more." Under such circumstances, and at snoh a time, one can get at least sixty-nine miles nearer "kingdom come" than any other point in this world laid down in ""Malfce Bran." May be you may smile at this picture; but there is a secret between us, viz: it is a copy of a picture rudely done, but true as the Pentateuoh, of an original in every hu­ man heart. discharged, MX8PECT rOB PAIUSKTS, It ohildren oould realize but • small portion of the anxiety their parents feel on their account they would pay far better respect to the parental wishes. A good child, and one in whom confi­ dence can be placed, is the one who does not allow himself to disobey his parents, nor do anything when his parents are absent that has no reason to believe they would disapprove were they present. The good advioe of parents is often so engraven on the heart of a child that after-years of care and toil do not efface it; and, in the hour of tempta­ tion, the thought of a parent has been the salvation of the child, though the parent may be sleeping in the grave, and the ocean may roll between that sacred spot and the tempted child. A small token of parental affection, borne about the person, especially a parent's likeness, would frequently prove a talis­ man for good. A Polish Prince was ac­ customed to carry the piokure of his father always in his besom, and on any particular fpgpsion he would look upon it and uay, "Let me do nothing unbe­ coming so excellent & father." Such re­ spect for a father or mother is one of the best traits in the character of a son or daughter. "Honor thy father and thy mother, that it may be well with ee, is the first oommandment with promise," says the sacred book, and happy is the child who acts accordingly. AJBAD8I«arl '• • When a husband spends Ms evenings away from home, family sociability suf­ fers. Some men's business duties force them to do so, and they are excusable-- but are nevertheless most unfortunately placed in life for enjoying the sweetest and best pert of home happiness. It is even worse when the wife and mether prefers to spend her evenings elsewhere than in the home circle of whioh she should be the center and light;. Bad, likewise, is it when the young folks find their enjoyment away from home, or are kept in at night only by an authority from whioh they long to be free. Be­ tween a lawless freedom and a stern re­ straint for children there is not much to choose. Every course sends thousands to their rain every year. Parents, stay at home evenings, if yon value your children's happiness. Taut French Home Minister invited the proprietors of the Paris journals and their editors to his receptions. Some of the journals replied that a few of their principal contributors were i» exile and could not attend without be­ ing "amnestied." . ^ A MOB or QMOm. -'•»*/« 'A : More than forty years ago some cir­ cumstances oeenxied in Port Boyal, Jamaica, which at the time made a great noise in the oitil as well as in the mili­ tary oircles of that place, and wMch ended ti^oaJiy for some of the parties QOfifwrnmi ft was only recently thai I became acquainted with the full details of the affair from the recital of one who was at the time an inhabitant of the island, although not mixed up in what took place, and who had the story from written documents carefully preserved in the family. Many years before the date of the present story, an insurrec­ tion and massacre in the island afford­ ed, as is too often the case, full scope for the indulgence of personal hatred and revenge, cloaked under the spe- oious pretense of patriotism and public zeaL One of tfie most opulent mer­ chants of Port Boyal, retired from busi­ ness, but occupying a situation of great public importance, had mad© himself obnoxious to the popular party by his strict adherence to Ms duties as a citi­ zen and a magistrate. He had one deadly enemy, a neighbor as wealthy as himself, but whose infamous and licen­ tious character had eaused him to be entirely rejected by the family,* not only as a suitor for the hand of one of Mr. M 's lovely daughters, but even as a common acquaintance. Mr. M 's housfc was in the outskirts of the town, in the midst of lovely gardens, and was furnished with a taste and splendor wMch only tropical luxury could sug­ gest. The house, securely shut up and well defended, was considered so im­ pregnable that Mr. M , his large family, and his numerous dependents considered themselves in perfect safety when the insurrection broke out, and never thought of seeking safety by flight o a more distant spot. Their cruel enemy, however, found means to corrupt one of the inferior servants, and by the aid of this traitor obtained entrance at midnight for himself and a well-organized band of miscreants, to whom the certainty of rich plunder would have been a sufficient induce­ ment even without the specious plea that Mr. M had been the adviser of some harsh measures deemed necessary by the Government to restore public order. The work of murder speedily began, and, in spite of the resistance offered by the whole household, who nobly seconded their master, the family were driven from story to story till they could go no further, having reached a large room at the top of the house, which, having no outlet, left them no chance of escape. No mercy was shown either to infancy, beauty, or helpless old age; every individual of the doomed family was massacred, and, after secur­ ing a rich booty of jewels end plate, the murderers would have set fire to the princely mansion but that a body of troops came down upon them, too late to save their victims, but in time to save the house and much of its valuable oontents from spoliation. The prime mover in this fiendish deed was killed in the conflict with the military while trying to escape; the house and grounds became utterly desolate, and were shunned by all. Passers-by after nightfall averred that shrieks of murder and cries for help were invariably heard proceeding upward from the bottom to the very top of the house. Such was its oondition at the opening of the year 18--, when, the barracks at Port Boyal being full to overflowing, and at this inopportune moment fresh troops arriving, it was found expedient to quarter some of them in the town. The haunted house, from its great size and close vicinity to the town, was men­ tioned to the General commanding as a suitable place, and it was settled that a large party of the newly-arrived regi­ ment, with their officers, should be quartered in the long-deserted mansion. All seemed to go well; the soldiers, glad to be again safe on land, roamed about at pleasure; and viewed with as­ tonishment the spacious rooms, the rioh carvings, the marble staircases and the half-decaying but still, magnifioent fur­ niture profusely scattered about. The officers of the garrison, always hospita­ bly inclined, had got ready a pleasant entertainment for the new-comers in one of the splendid saloons, and toward midnight all was glee and conviviality,, About this time a loud noise was heard at the outer gate, wMch seemed, as it were, to fly open to the entrance of numbers, then a battering sound and oonfused demand for admittance at the great door of the hall, whioh opened in like manner of its own acoord; then piercing shrinks as of people ascending the great staircase, and the cries of women and children flying madly from a pursuing enemy. The amazed officers, hastily snatching up their swords, rushed in a body into the entrance hall, where numbers of their men, attracted by the fearful noise, were also looking wildly about them They saw nothing, and only felt a chill current of outer air, whioh at onoe extinguished all the lights. The shrieks and noise of peo­ ple panning others np the stairs still eontinua%tat high vp in the house;, and we vast now leave the tenants of ' t - c s 'o- „ t ' .rf '; > • "• the lower sprtnsitts in a stale of spiaad bewilderment and follow the shadowy "rabble rout *teala^e room at the top of the manskm, which had been ••signed as a sleeping place for twelve of the young soldiers who oouM not accommodation below. They were all preparingior rest whan the funsttttaoas cries of people ascending the stairs, and of others in hot pursuit, made them fear that an insurrection had broken out in the town, and, though a few of the bravest proposed the making a rash down stairs to the assistance of their officers and oom rades, they were overruled, and the door of the room was hastily barricaded with heavy articles of furniture dragged from their places for the purpose. The noise advanced, the door was assaulted, every obstacle gave way, and the astonished occupants of the room felt themselvea seised with a strange, cold horror as a rush of air extinguished the light, and all who stood in the way received heavy blows from invisible hands, which left some of them senseless, and the rest in a state of idiotio bewilderment. Only one ©f the number retained full and clear possession of Ms senses, and seems to have had a perception of the ghostly nature of what was passing. When the door was burst open he was standing in the middle of the room, and so escaped the blows showered on his comrades. With great presenee of mind he relit the lamp, but it went out again directly; still he described being able to see by a kind of shadowy twilight whioh per­ vaded the room. He distinctly remarked a throng of spectral figures, wMch ap­ peared like bluish vapors, with dim and indistinct outlines, passing swiftly to the top of the room. When they reached it the noise was deafening; he heard the wailing cries of little chil­ dren, the shrieks and prayers for mercy of women, the bitter oaths and impre­ cations of men, the clashing of weapons, the deadly stabs and the dull thuds ss each victim was in turn dispatohed; in short, the bloody drama of long years before was re-enacted that fearful night. At length an appalling silence settled upon the horrors of the scene, and the Mtherto spell-bonnd spectator knew and felt no more till he awoke in a ward of the regimental hospital, having been brought with difficulty through the dan­ gers of brain fever. Three of his com­ panions were dead of the same com­ plaint, and two more were in a state of hopeless idiocy. The strictest inquiries were made, and a searching examination took place in the endeavor to detect any fraud or deoeption, but nothing was elicited in fhe way of reasonable ex­ planation, and the matter was hushed up by the authorities. Soon afterward the Government purchased the estate and razed every building to the ground. SOCIAL OIWTB. The individual who not only knows how to talk well Mmself, but has the faculty of making other people talk, is blessed with high social gifts, and finds a welcome everywhere. To be able to direct conversation as not to display your own knowledge, but to draw out the opinions and quicken the thoughts of those with whom you talk--this is an accomplishment indeed. It makes each a contributor to the enjoyment of all, and it leaves with each a pleasant sense of having said something wMoh others were glad to hear. This is very different from the consciousness of hav­ ing been bored or snubbed--or both, wMch lesser folks often carry away from the presence of a fluent and ty­ rannical talker. There are few people who cannot talk interestingly and in­ structively about at least one thing the thing with wMoh he ia praotioaHy most familiar, or which is connected with his regular labor. Is your com­ panion in the car or on the street a machinist, a manufacturer, an artist, a builder--lead the conversation around to the one subject, if there are no oth era, in which he is sure to be interested. The result will be that you will please Mm and will gain fresh knowledge yourself. The best knowledge is not learned from books. AMXBIOAJT rAJPBR. The Paper Trade Journal quotes the statement from an English paper that "whatever may have been En­ gland's former supremacy in respect of the manufacture said uses to wMoh pa­ per is applied, we are hopelessly oat- stripped by the United States," and then says: "This is a very free admis­ sion, and ought to be enoouraging to American paper-makers. It ought also to demonstrate to people who ding to their fancy for foreign papers the ab­ surdity of their demand. Happily this class is becoming much reduced in num­ bers, and our import figures show that there is a very poor market for Eu­ ropean makes here. The reasons wMch have brought about this change are obvious. Improvement is the grand principle of American manufacture, and neither master nor man is oontent to cling to old methods or abide by past achievements. There must always be something better, and new development both in use raid manufacture. To attain these there is constsnt effort, and re­ sults must follow." Ktar maotrut tamm tmm ' -iitaew two Maria as aneh alii* ifeewTouMW^twoatamp,, no pfeiMMlogiat could Sad 'A dtttanaM In flMr taunpa. \1 T- * - ^ » , '4 #1, OMtpokftpeper.andhtelife Waa hanlar than a Kinr«; «hll4na all ooaM r**d awl wcM*, gp|,v:»; - talk #f atea and thtoSI . f oth#r took ao paper, and, ^ '• « t r o l l i n g t h r o o j t h t h e w s a t i . ' . f ^ t, apon erowt^ . i V; And killed him-ee ftehonld. • \'t:, V»d be bm feeding oTthe new* jAthonM. like lMchberJi», bet a cant 4MB aodi--t .. r TflttHT work--Making gas. , TUB Chinese bill--$1 par ^ A BUTCH show--Two Judges disa- • J ' .*1 -•"v-'il Tin man who grows fat--The poxk- raiser. AH honest small agwtsria better than a dishonest count. LATE to bed and early to ryes wears ont the strongest constitution. GHEBBING to owners of real •nstato The small boy's pantaloons am easily rent. THEY have "had fourteen elopements within a year in Akron. It is becoming Akronio evil there. WHEN any of ytrar relatives rap at your door and yon dont want to see them, you must call our," Walk, kin!" AN OMo COW broke a man's neck by a kick. A mule that witnessed the casualty went behind a barn and wept. " Two FOB a scent," as the drag clerk said when a young couple entered the store and asked for a bottle of cologne. , Da Lord made de callnd man, He made him In de night; He made him in a hurry An' forgot to make him white. IT is easy enough to get np a joke; the only trouble about it, after you have got it np, is to get it down other people. SOLOMON was the first man to suggest parting the heir in the middle. The suggestion was made to two women in a famous lawsuit. Ir the Socialists keep on shooting at the monarchs of Europe, it might pay for some American to go over and oop- per the King. A KENTUCKY editor says in one week he was addressed as "Governor/* "Gen­ eral," "Colonel," M Mjgor," " Panon/ and " Old Hoss." A WELSH paper recently contained the following in its notices to corre­ spondents: "'Truth'isorowdedout of 1 our columns this week." . ,!V| JEANETTB--"Ma, are yon going to give me another piece of pie?" Mother --"What do you want to know for?" Jeanette--" Because, if you ain't, I want to eat this pieoe slowly." STANLEY, while away down in Central Africa, discovered one or two tribea ao hopelessly, despairingly, supremely ig­ norant that they didn't know much more than a petit jury.--Burdette. PEBHAPS bank-failures would be less numerous if the managers of the insti­ tutions oould manage not to hold a full hand against four of a Mnd, when they played poker.--Fulton Times. THE worst case of selfishness that has ©vet been presented to the public em­ anated from a youth who complained because Ms mother puta bigger mustard « plaster on his younger brother than die fk did on him. |f WHAT'S this! The " Hat Finishers'! Association!" The small boy must be-1 long to that to a man. If anything | in nature can finish a hat in shorter | order than the small boy, we haven't heard of it, that's alL --Boston Tran­ script. GEN. LEB asked a straggler one day, whom he found eating greep persim­ mons, if he did not know they were un­ fit for food. "I'm not eating them for food, General," replied the man. "I'm eating them to draw my up to fit my rations." A mxbxy old girl of Oilier, v . . ' Wleee permanent name was topfejiM^ ' : O n e d a y t h u a b e g a n : i . " " I'll me if 1 can < . With coal-oil mak«> up this The mlatreee was greatly offended*, ^Oanee her stove it never oould be 1 I Sophler gasped--"' •SptoAed; . Didn't know it vm loadedt* Y.al--The funeral was largely attifled, --Otnotmnati Enquirer, Sinee the merry old girl of OMar, . turned ketoaeae on the Sre, - Haa gone to her reat, Why then it ia beet lfetxtinguiah tbe name of Sophler. for when this old girl named Sophler - Aeotnds from her home in Ohler, • , Ha plain to be seen She'll introduce kerosene ' ' Aaibiow np the kingdom ahr-UgtftR^ : Oorham (N. ZT.) MvxtnkUnscr. THE reason the boy about a printing office is called a devil is because he is to become an imp-oser.--Whitehall Times. And very often he makes one imp- ious.--Merid en Recorder. Like­ wise provokes one by Ms imp-udenoe. American News Reporter. Any one would get a poor imp-resaion of you paragraphem--Hubbard's Advertiser. The real reason for oalling him * devil is because there's something about him--he's imp-erfeet.