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js»" -- A. H. HAHLY & W#W x \ •V* w-». 5"£$$'&* L1TIESL th« gold In her :.5$e6eftllibed: "Aunt «opp«»r-tocd teifjth h appealed H> f« Ihf ?|e- ln>ul fuflerfng. The potato; the far west mm friesitiff to FALL AHB WIHT1B OAMFAIOIT IS?3 W"z nn ojrtter house--"S*« h*fe» i put ill twic»«6 many.ofl tfcat i» • v The man who sank the first oil wffcltfft** |Skte«d. Hie lnut woman to kill her- •fjf by pmtring oil oh tlie kitchen Are faun't been born yet. , Jones thinks t man is fortunate who JAS hi* wi'l contested after death only. He says his will lias been contested ^fer since he wedded Mrs. J, ' What do you use your fingers for #hen yon blow your nose ?" asked a fhalveston sentleman of a bootblack.-- "Do you expect nie to blow my nosa *rl th tny legs, say T' ii A« old lady who had several unnsir* rled daughters feeds t lie in on fish diet^ Itecanse it is rteh in phosphorus, audi JJhosphorus is life essential thin* In Making matches. V 'Chicagosailmakers cot three dollars ;':#.day and six dollars on Sunday. They ire anxious to hare next year's a I man- ,ps made with six Sunday's in a week |j|id only one week day. Am i looking for work ?* indignant- replied the honest tramp. "Not aiut. Thei^p too mnch work in the country now. I'm try in' to keep Iflfut o' the way of It." -John," said a doting paaent to her gormandizing son. "do yon really think yum can eat the whole of that pudding ith Impunity?" "I don't know, ma,'» plied Che young .hopeful,M bat I |cau ith a spoon." When you tee a young man take ofl hat to you, it is a sign that he re­ els you; bnt wheu he is seen dlvest- g himself of hia coat, you may make your mind that he intends to make 3 oti respect him. "My case is jost here," said i cititen •j 0 a lawyer the other day; "the plaia- ; 11 will swear tiiat I hit him. I wHl j wear that I did not. Now, what can j on lawyers make out of that if we go : o trial?" "Five dollars apiece," was •'* be prompt reply. A Philadelphia man has perfected 1 m invention whereby sour kraut can ti fe boiled in the house without any of 1 he iumates smelling it. The inven- 1 ion consists of a small liverlike pad Limberger cheese worn under the LAUER & BECKER, |Xearthe Depot McHenry - - • -• - - Illinois, Hare just filled the it stow with a fail stock of the latest rtyWa^gft. tenia oi • t: a. CLOTHS,; '.t ! «t!V S»5'"'p' t Winter -ii r%r *a.. W4 ^ ft SC.-*.-* Is more than ever fully pre pared to move on the works of the enemy who are for ever charging the good peo­ ple of McHenry Co. such fear high prices for fiOBT. r*. 1A U ' "W'r. ' » ' s j - t j 4 i t t t Will sell you better Goods at lower prices than any other house in tbe county. Our line ot - , * .•tv'Stt .4\$ 'i#:' M f i M ' . - v > > f i t ' fee**..' V \ W auconda. 111. - rTm^'inu 1 bq&t. Ism? |. ,.aop-'v ir rep' isach I Suitings. Which they are prepar­ ed to make to order on . i : ' . BlN»t noottee, awl fmr- rant satisfactloS. We also have a fhll line of FURNISHING GOODS1 Collars, Ouffs.Suspenders, Hosiery, HATS, CAPS, &c. in which we will not be undersold, quality of ffooiU considered. In the Hat line we have the Garlteld and Hancock, the latest and nobbiest style out. When in want of a single garment or a full suit do not fail to give us a call. LAUER& BECKER McUcnry.Oct. 5tU,sW30. m ¥:* : ̂ I ft ^Nr^l moili » has just bought especially for the HOUDAY TRADJS a mam- Ltttock of Fancy »nd Plain^l^pp#s wlach must b^eaJidin season Regardless of Cost. He buys and sells moire Boots and Shoes than all other dealers ifi Woodstoek*" Come and see him. Cor. Main St. and Public Square Wl)QDSTOCK,XI,L. COLBY BROTHERS! New Hardware Store. I. TBS DKPCr*;"1 --DEALER IN-- | ^ Siie asked the clerk if he was poel re--throu£hl7 convinced--the eggs re fresh. "Oh. yes," said the young pher. *"I know they are; why, the farmer said none of his hens were |^r -more man a year old.* She bought a basketful on the spot. * !^?v v "Threshing by steam " murmured a fond mother as she glanced at an arti- _ -eie in an agricultural paper. "What S^get-ups they do have nowadays. If I liad one of those steam threshers fof ; .,;5,:*ny four boys, my srtns wouldn't have ^fxten as rheumaticky as they are to- and she dreamily thought of the • Xu <j>ast as it might have beef. STOVES?" III. Copter nl W liu fai^ --BEALEKSIN-- General Merchandise, RIVERSIDE BLOCK, McHENY. ILL. Wa have one of the most complete stocks of Goods eve* brought, to this market, consisting in part ol , L-;J | Sift.?#'*' i-V- * . , . .i ' , Towels, Table Linens,- by the yard, and Pattern Napkins, and other articles too numerous to mention. Our line of ' BOOTS & Were nevlr better as we have just received a new assortment. It is of no use to attempt to tell you all. We could not tell you even one- tenth part of it. The only way ior you to be convinced that what we say is true is for you to come and see for yourself. That certainly is t'air, • . . v In droeerie^, We feevet had a larger stock, and we will not be undersoldr quali­ ty of Goods considered. Give us .a call when in want of anything in our line. . . . • ROBT. HARRISON. Wauconda, 111., Nov. 24th, 1880. i 4 Table and Pocket Cutlerv, Snissors and Shears, Iforse Rasps, Horse Shoes, Horseshoe Nails, and f iles of every description. Alio CLOTHING GENTLEMEN TM«» invited to it man s i : . I}-/*., j and be fitted for cold weather. II have largest FALb and WINTKRf^stock ( Shown in W auconda. OVERCOATS, OVERCOATS* overcoats, n.io V V&HL'OA TS, $7.00 < OVERCOATS, AT A LL PRICES Veady-made Olothing morej numerons thsn ever sad at prices suited for every purse.-- Foranythmgr made to order, wbetber^lslngie • parment or a full suit.- • - Maiman's Is the place to bu GKNTS' riJRMH ".•Cans, Ao, Ladies Cloaks, betb ana Made to order. uy, Ais'» a full line of Hint} QpOOj^gmts and every thing •hatisfeneMilifke^lia a^OaT§> •ware Store. f | ̂ ^ ,} ^ £ Being a Practical i Workman, I shall spare no pains in trying to j^ive satis, faction to all,who farorjme with tbeir patron e. All kinds of lobbing In my line will reeeive prompt attention. Please give me a e«ll before pnrehasinj elsewhere when in need of anything in XR| age, line Mr.Henry,Oct.10th. 1879. Notice.: N- MEAD- ?i ^ 'M *a- D N L| UH»UUU6F XXUULF BOOTS A !ND SIIOEH, and Paints, Oils, Drugs Medicines, 'V-N Crockery, Glassware, Wboden and Willowware, Orocories Etc., Ele Wc nave one of the finest Stocks of Teas to be found in the county, to which we invite the especial attention of the public, sat- isjtad that we can snit them both in quality and price. P I A N O S . GRANDS, UPRIGHTS AND SQUARES, Established in Chicags ovor 25 Years, Used and Recommended by over 25,000 Artists & Amaleurs Onr Patent Self-Bearing Agraffe attachment, (Concave Name- Board, and improved Veneered Bridge, are valuable improvements, used'in the Bauer Pianos only. Th.@ Bauer Cabinet Grands, The newest and most Perfect Production in the nri of Piano Making. TJy the introduc- tionofjui improved Violin-Shaped Sounding Board the volume of tone is greatly increased, and left 'entirely free from^Metallic Qualities Promenent Artists Pronounce it a Marvel of Perfection. ME88K8. JULIUS BAUER A CO., Chicago, 111: (iKNTfiEMKN: The T5aner Piano which I purchased of you. I am happy, to say,"is growing in favor every day. The more I use it the nctter I like it. I have had pinnos from many iclcbrnted factories, but have found none to equal yours in power and purity of tone, elasiicitv of touch, and durability. I :un glad that my lirst opinion which prompted mo in EXCHANGING my KNAKE for the BAUKll has proved a lasting one. Yours respectfully, JOHN ttEBLING, Pittsburgh, Pa., Nov. 28,|1879. Factory, 125, 127,129 E 129 Street, New York. A Complete Assortment of the Favorite pianos w|l|, be found at our Wareroom*) JULIUS *BAUER & CO. 182-184 WABASH AV. between Monroe and Adams St. CHICAGO •PWJ3EP0T. McHenry^ - Illinois Th© pnblic are in­ formed that the above named| firm have constantly OQ .hand ul largie stock of the very - Finest Flour,! Bolted Meal, Feed, &c. We have unusual facilities fov- I manufacturing and are w^l pve j pared to do T I ns" of our reailors UciiriQ? steady and profitable employment, or valuable reading matter cheap tor 1881, should send IS cents to the FRANK LESLIE PUBLISHING CO,. 51 Dey St. New York, for a complete set of their publications, and Illustrated Catalogue, con­ taining list ot premiums, Ac.. or $1.50 for a complete ageo ts' outfit of 12 beautiful ohr** mo* and our premium book of valuable in­ formation, containing over 500 padres, with sample copies of all our publication^ Ac. See advertisement in another column. An active agent wanted in every towr.-- twen;y to thirty dollars can be made weekly. Their illustrated publications with their nevr premiums, take 'it xight. Do not delay if yoo winh to secure your territory. Address, FRANK LULU PUBUBHIHO 0O» 15 Dey St., New York. JOHNSBURGH -made Havinf ^nmlmted a Pnll ntock of Millinery .woodsInvites the ladies of WaucontiaMid vfcf • eiaity to call and see her slock of MILLINERY. i H** ar,'i Lonnets trimiaed in^theriatest •*y'eaa»f at reasonable piieci. .. Ml-Uk- GiESELER is ready to se© laaie* who desire ; her serv'ces as Dress Maker. The best of wt>rk guaranteed, liooui witli Mrs. Maiman, Wauconda. W»rn «rtTT1T ANOTHER ADDITION. ^ G. W. BESLEY, Dm Hist id Apthscary. McHenry, 111. --DEALKK IN- HENRY MILLER, --DFALKR IN-- American art Foreita MarMeJ Monuments, Headstones, I X' ETC., ETC., ETC. Drags, Medicines, Paints, Oils, and Toilet Articles. I have added to mv alreadv L.irire Stock, a Fine Liue oi TOILET ARTICLE3, LAMPS- CHOICE CANDIES. HOLIDAY GOODS, &e. To whieh be invites tha at^ntlon of the buying public. FfkymcSaus Presoriptione I JOS. WMI^EM ANN, A^ent Franz Fating HILVAUOE Um BIfiR, JaHeny.Ul. ' m- .'^Vv'. mmmrnmrn PC, Sua** *» "biMH Boor la Large or"Sm*ll*Kef« or BottietjDfal. wnvn on Hand cheaper than any other, quali­ ty considered. This Beer h*s a world wide reputation, and good judges acknowledge it cannot oe nr. passed intke world. Orders by mail pr«*mptly attended to. ertcftn & Scotch Granite, Constantly on Hand.v Shop Two miles North of Mc­ Henry, 111. lohnsburgb, Ang.^tfc.fl87t M jiOS.: WIEDEMANN. i- *»!.*«». WW-» Administrator's Notice. ESTATHofThomns Dlwirick deceaMd.-- The undersigned havin«Jifen appointed Administratrix of the E't® of Thornsi biedvick, lBte of the County of McHenry, and State of Illinois, deceased, hereby (?ives notice that she will appear before the County Cj)nrt of McHenry County, at the (-ourl Ifonsc, in Woodstodf, at tlie January Term on the third Monday in. Jamiarv next, at wir.< h tHno all persons havlnpf c> aim% against feaul ar<* notitlcfl re<!iic#l6<l to at* tend for tlie purpose of havlnff the jii4te«i. AU pernonfl indeWen to » -A to mako iwaw'UMe t * i U } » ;ir.MerPteupr!. . ^ Dated t^is SOttt day of ,Nor«wi>er A, *>• Maa% DiEoaiOK, Adavtiiistratrtat. Carefully Compounded. McHenry, 111., Nov. 10th, 1880. Give me a Call. C.W. BESLEY. bnslnCHU now lxsfrtre tlie public J3ltiOX Vou can make money faster at work f<tr us than at anyihinsc else. Capital not required. We will start you. fl2 a day and upwards made at home by the in>liiHtr- OHS. Men, women, hoys and girls wanted everywhere to work for us. Now Is the tinu1 You can devote your whole time to the work, or only your spare moments. No other busi­ ness will pny you nearly as well. No one willing to work can fail to make enormous pay by engaging atonce. Costly outfit and terms'free. A great opportauity for making money easily and honorably^ Address THSB A Co., Augasta, Maine. CARRIAGES, BUGGIE3, Ac. C We arc now exhibiting a fine1 line of Top Biujgiep, Phaetons, optfn Bng- Sfipp, Platform Spring Wagons of bo.-t tr.aKcynnd warrat«te/l atv1ow«Bt priet^. />-• .t- • ' B..M. 6fP£K A. SON. WITH GUIDE to SUCCESS. ~ a FOR Business AND Society, 1IJ DEALER IN Scissors, Shears* Table and Pocket Cutlery, Spades, Shovels, Forks, Corn Knives, Axes, Grindstones,' Window Glsrss. CRANITE-IRON AMD TINWARE. J. STCRY. Attention! We are Not closing out, but are better prepared than ever to give close bargains 011 all kinds of Farm Machinery, We make a speciality of all the leading Machinery, among which are Walter A. Wood Reapers and Mowers, Peerless combined Reap­ ers, Leader Reapers, the celebrated Manny and Standard Mowers. Furst «fe Bradley's Cultivators, Rakes and Plows. Four leading Cultivators. The celebrated and unrivaled iger Rake, Hollings- Tsorth Rakes and several others. With all possible dispatch, and we are confident that no Mill in the Northwest can surpass Ufl. either in the promptness of work done for customers, or IN-QUANTITY OR QOALlfY. t^-MERCHANTS and oth#r» who handle Flour are especially requested to give us a call, as our different Brands of Flour art second to none in the market Thanking the public for past favors we hope for a continuance of the same A. H. HANLY & SON$ McHenry, 111, Aug 10,1880; Ready for Fall Trade. jura Has just put in his Store a Largre Stock than ever, and is selling at the very Lowest Prices possible. HAVE GIVEN PRIES BSLOF. Extension Tables, $1. per foot. Breakfast Tables, all walnut, 13.75. Centre Tables, from $3.50 and upwards. Common Bed­ steads, $2.75, $3.00 French black walnut bedstefljifc $5.75 and upwards. Comniml Kitchen Chairs, $3. Cane Seat Chairs^ $5 up to $14, Bureaus $9 and upwards. Commodes and Wash- stands, $4.50 and upwaids. Lounges, Brussels Carpet, $8. Mattresses, all sizes, $2.75. Bu­ reau, with 14x24 Glass, $15. Looking Glasses and Brackets, Wall Pockets, etc. » fine as­ sortment oi PUMPS PUMPS! PUMPS! We also have a full assortment of the celebrated BUK EYE FORCE PUMP always on hand. Also the Adams Kenosha for a Wood Pntrtp. UY FA II 1 i ie best Biimhi'nu atxl V&ocinl Oni'lewl Haml-Bouk ever mibliplieti. Much the l:ue»t. I t tell« l><«tli Raxes completely MOW TO art KTKRVi HJNOh. the best way. How to be V<>nr" Own Lawyer. Mow to Uf Biiisiiii 'ss (ovi t 'Ctly Siireesffu ;l 'y How td Act in S«<iety an«l In every part of life, and contains.1) i?oM mine uf v;tric!"3 infornuttion, inriisiicnsublc to all <• lageeo for constant ref-, epencc. AUttMTS WANTKIt for all or «p»r« time. Tn trnrt 'H' why this bank of RRA"L valite and ;it tritet ioiiH sells better than an; other, apply f'Or tern 11- fo 3..-. ENAIIE S! i We keep an assortment of Wagons aud Buggies ot aU kinds, Also Howe's Planters, aud in fact everything that a farmer wants. If in wanfcof anything in our line do not fail to call as we know we can suit you, at the Old Stand, opposite the Mill. E. 31. OWEN & SON. COFFINS AND CASKETS. furnished at Hearse souable rates. JOHN res- B. BLAKE McHenry, August 23, 1880. Established Over a Qoarter ol a Centor?. F. C. MAYES, --AND DEALEHIK-- 4 . Ready-Made Clothing. Cloths, Ca<»9iniere anrt Woroteds to sell! bl the vard. The latest styles of Uoorts on banc at all times. My stock of READT-MADl CLOTHING is now complete and I Will not be Store in Old the Bridge. undersold McHenry, near Hcllenry, III., Xov. nth.