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McHenry Plaindealer (McHenry, IL), 23 Feb 1881, p. 7

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I?' YESTEHDA*! ^Cbiher! tome thing* I want to tawv( Wlitoh puzz-e and confuse me so. To-day is pn tut, as you $3t tell me, when ie; I did not gee it as it went; I ooiy know h->w It wan spent--- In plav, mil p>«uurc, tHiangt tt« nia; Then why won't it come back again? "Bo-day the sun sJiines bright and dear ; "But-thea, to-morrow's drawing near. To-«'.»y--<.li, do not go away ! And vanish like dear yesterday. •Tis when the snn and all the Hgkt | Sf Have gone, and dartres* briuga the Btfljit- It fOt iiw to me, 5 ou st<ai away, " ' • And change jour name to yectuvdaj. . ' And win all time be Jnat tbe earner To-day--the on.'y name remains} And shall I always have to say, Tomorrow you'll be yeaterdayf I WB4M, when we go to btsvi If there a record will be given Of all our thoughts and all onr" wilt on the face of yesterdays J If so, I pray God grant to me Tnat mine a oob'-e life may be; For then, I'll greet witli joyous gas The dear, lovt face of--jesferdaye. --Ghamber*' Journal. CftPTURED BY IU8AS. In 1845 there were no Btetimers plying wp the Brahmaputra river, BO, after reaching Calcutta, had the prospect of a three-months' voyage in boats. I waa assured I should find it a monoto­ nous journey ; and, notwithstanding die many and varied ecenea which we daily "*«tnes&ed, I must own I was heartily glad when we arrived at Nazarek, the headquarters of the Assam Tea Gom- pony, Here we were hospitably enter­ tained by the manager and oflioers of the company, and cfter a few days" rest left; for our home, a five-days' journey, 00 elephants. . We arrived safely at our destination not much the worse for our trip, but much shaken by the jolting of the elephants, and much bitten by the mosquitoes on the way. I soon learned IVngalee and Assamese, b«t, although the Nagas often paid us visits, and were apparently the best of friends, I had not succeeded in learn­ ing any of their language, nor did I ac­ quire any confidence in them ; but we lived, as we thought, in perfect security, And, although we heard of occasional raids by the hill triljes, they were not in our direction. The Nagas are a sturdy, ugly, treacherous, but withal brave race, n^uch given to head-hunting, like most of the tribes on our northeast­ ern frontier ; but they had been severe­ ly handled by our troops not long be­ fore, and it was thought th^y had set­ tled down into peaceable folks. Things went on quietly enough till November, 1847. My husband had jnst left for a few day* on one of 1MS half- yearly journeys. I had been very busy all day; the season was an unusually aickly one, and our hospital was full ot sick women and children, on whom I had been attending ail day; and I was thoroughly tired before 1 retired to rest. 1 had noticed many Nagas, unaccom­ panied by any of their women, go past onr lines that day; and, though I had been told it was a bad sign when these savages came down into the plains alone, I never gave it a thought; niy^ after seeing everything made fast, I went to bed. I had not been asleep for more than an hour or two when I was awak­ ened by the most fearful yells and •creams of men, women and* children, together with the glare of our tea-houses and ooolie-lines on fire! I had just time to spring out of bed and put ou a few clothes, when our own bungalow was surrounded by a band of savages, armed •with spears and clubs, and carrying torches, which they threw on our roof. Tbe plaice w«s instantaneously in flames; and, to escape suffocation, I rushed out as I was, and was immediately felled to the ground and lay insensible for some time. When I recovered, I found my­ self pinioned, while all around me was desolation. Our late home was a mass of charred and smoking ruins; and oh! horror of horrors, a pile of heads of men, women and children were lying close by me ! The savages were hunting about for more victims. .Many of them were drunk and covered with blood; and every new and then an agonizing 6cream and an exultant laugh would proclaim that some wretch had been but too suc­ cessful in his search, and that another IKwr coolie had been discovered and sac­ rificed. This dreadful scene lasted fully two hours, when the Nagas seemed satisfied that there vero no more victims alive, and gathered together round where I lay, and apparently discussed what my fate was to be. Some were evidently clamorous for my lu ad; others--and among them I fancied were some who bad been in the habit of visiting us-- were more humanely inclined, and at olie tim« I thought it would end in n fight Itetween the two factions. But another and stronger party, headed by a ch ef whom I recognized as one to whom my husband had shown much kindness, and whose child had been nursed by me through a dangerous il l- ness, at once decided my fate by order­ ing a streteher to l>e prepared, on which I was placed and carried by two nu>n along the jungle path leading to l-'ie mountains. My head was fearfully swollen from the blow I had revived ; I suffered tortures from racking pains ill the luad, and also from cold, for I •was but partially dressed, and the weather in Assam, especially in the hilly districts, is bitterly cold from November until the middle of February. As if my other mist-ries were not enough, I was almost eaten alive by mosquito**, and every now and then horrid tjee leeches would fall down upon me as we brushed through the jungle, immediately factor on me and suck away till from repletion they fell off. We moved at a rapid rate all the remainder of that night and till noon next day, when we halted for an hour by a stieam, and where I must have again beoome insensible, for I re­ member nothing further till the starry sky above proclaimed night once more*; but still our party hurried on, nor did we halt till close of daybreak. As we wound around the hill, up a «teep path, leading to a fortified village, the savages began to yell forth a chant; many of them danced and capered, while the women coo-cooed and clapped their hands, bowing their heads to the ground as we passed by; and amidst the yelling of men, women and children, the beating of tom-toms, gongs and in­ struments resembling those called chol­ era horns in India, we entered the stock­ ade by a narrow doorway. The stock­ ade itself was nearly a square, each face about 175 yards long. On three «des there were houses, built in lon<.' lines, and well raised off the ground, and the fourth side, the only one appar­ ently approachable by an enemy, was strongly forti led, and itlie space in front pangied. Pangies are bamboo spikes, hardened, sharpened and jagged, driven m£o the ground for some distance rouTV' every stockade, and covered over with fallen leaves. Often they are poisoned. Th*\v 'ill tbroush the t<>ngh<}st sole, and orce in the foot cannot be extracted : and if poisoned death follows in an hour or two. Hence they are greatly dread­ ed. Several gingalls were placed, and rude towers flanked the position, on which were oollected huge stones, or rather rocks, ready to hurl down upon an invading foe. In the center of the stock-vie was a long pole, and arranged round it were human heads, beside those of gayals, buffaloes and deer; while tied tightly down to five pegs were as many gayals, which were forthwith slain. Copious draughts of an intoxicating drink made of fermented rice were drunk. The women then formed in a ring, and danced round the pole to a slow measure, twice or thrice; then leaned down, with their heads bowed to the ground, while amidst a perfect fury of tom-toms and gongs the ceremony of flaying the slain cattle commenced. And after another march round the pole and a general chorus, a chief stepped to the froat and made an oration, which was greatly applauded. The women danced round hand in hand, and, opening out into two parties, allowed the men with the gayals' heads to enter, and closed up the 6pace behind them. The five heads were placed equidistant from one another and from the ]>ole; both men and women stepped over them with a mincing gait, clapping their hands and keeping time to the rude music ; salaaming at the same time to the human heads. They did this twice; then joining hands, men in the inner ring and women in the outer, dancod round furiously, and suddenly broke off into small parties ; and while the warriors, weary from their long and hurried journey, retired to rest, the women and those who had not joined in the foray cut up the gayals and pre­ pared the evening feast. The foregoing, which is but a faint de­ scription of the frightful and disgusting scene, was not ov«r till past noon. I had been apparently forgotten while it lasted. I lay tied to the stretcher, with­ out the least shelter from the sun, a si­ lent and horrified spectator of this shocking spectacle. The sun had raised blisters over my face, neck and shoulders. J was taken to the chief's house and lib­ erated ; but, being unable to move, I was carried into a corner and there de­ posited, where I soon became uncon­ scious ; raging fever set in, and all I re- memltered for some time was incessant drumming, and night made hideous with debauchery and diabolical rites and noises; but whether it was really so I cannot state positively, for I was light-headed many days; and when I recovered sufficiently to notice occur­ rences I had lost all reckoning, an^dknew neither the date of the monthTnoiFihe day of the week, nor the duration of mv illness. All this time I had never heard a Vord of my husband. I knew his indom­ itable character, and was sure he would not be satisfied with mere rumors or surmises, but would search for me till he ascertained beyond doubt whether I was dead or alive, and would rescue me or die in the attempt. I had now learned some of the Naga langpage, but did not let any of them know of my knowledge ; and now and then I was cheered by hear­ ing them say a force was advancing into the hills; but, alas! my exultation was short-lived, for the commandant, who was a very inefficient officer, al­ lowed himself to be surprised and beaten back with severe loss ; and, sad to say, among the heads brought in by the sav­ ages I recognized one as that of poor young S , who had but lately joined the regiment, and who had l>ecii our guest but nine months before. On another occasion I recognized two brothers, tea- planters, who had lived about twenty miles from us, and who, it appears, had made a desperate resistance before be­ ing overpowered by numbers, and slain. Whenever the raiders returned, how my heart sank with dread, for I feared to find among their ghastly trophic the head of my dear husband. I think the Nagas looked upon me as a harmless idiot, for they allowed me to wander about the stockade without hin­ drance ; and I learned that, though ap­ parently impregnable on three faces, yet a secret passage existed in the north face, by which they could retreat in case of need. My heart was aching to reach my husband, especially when I learned he was so near ; so I determined to escape. I did not now refuse the i6od set apart for me, but for a week or ten days husbanded my strength, and ate and drank all they offered me. Buoyed up on hope, my'health greatly improved and my strength came back rapidly. My own scanty clothes had worn off my back long ago, and I was now dressed like a Naga woman, with only a shirt and petticoat: I had neither shoes nor stockings, yet I made up my mind to try to escape directly the nights were sufficiently dark for that pur peso ; and I was further assisted by another orgie of the savages, who had again sur­ prised a post and brought homo more heads, and had another heavy drink and debauch. While the deviltry was at its height, commending myself to an all-powerful lluler, I stepped into the secret oassa^e aud fled, not only for ray lite, but for dear liberty, home and husband. I knew enough of Capt. B 's character to be sure that, if I succeeded in reach­ ing his camp, and he learned the secret of the passage by which I had escaped, he would be anxious to surprise the ene­ my's stronghold. I w^s doubtful wheth­ er my strength would enable me to reach his ortposts, but I was sure I never coukl guide the troops .back, even if I had the courage to return to such a de­ testable spot. So I took a bundle of cotton with me, and left a little here and there from the end of the secret passage to the main pathway, which led down the ghaut. ̂ Although the night was pitchy dark* I had no diffi -ultv, once I was out of the se. ret passage, in finding the path down to the plains, and the distance between it and the stockade was barely a quarter of a mile. Where the path diverged I 6tuck a forked stick with a good handful of cotton in it, and joint­ ing toward the direction to be taken. I knew wild beasts abounded in these jungles, but so joyous was I at the idea u i-ei ajje i gave im-in no liteu, but bur­ ied down as fast as my unprotected feet would carry me. I had anticipated a ,-ood five hours' march; but imagine my delight when I was challenged by a Ooorklia of the Third Light Infant rv (now the Forty-fourth Light Infantry) before I had been two hours on the journey. I could have hugged the ugly but brave little soldier ; but as I w,as, to all intents and purposes, a Shiga in dress and dirt, he would not allow me to pass his post, and I was at a loss what to do, and all but crying, when I heard my own husband's voice asking what the row was alxmt! Kegardless of the sen­ try. I rushed forward, and, crying "Oh, all but penniless ; and if he oould ren­ der Government some important service he might get employment. So, for his dear sake, I instautly consented; and in a marvelouely short time B---- was in our hut. I told him of the revelry in the enemy's camp, of the secret passage, and the means I had adopted of pointing out the route to it, and also of all the horrors I had witnessed. My transient strength had alteadv been overtaxed. I was dead-beat, and my husband per­ suaded me to lie down, und in a few mo­ ments I was fast asleep, the first really refreshing and h%pr sleep I had had during the p;ist six months. No sooner was I asleep than my hus­ band offered to lead the stormers--they were short of oflioers owing to sickness and casualties--and Capt. B- decided to capture the enemy s post by a ooup de main, and within half an hour 150 Goorkhas under Willie, with a reserve of another 150 under Capt B : him­ self, were en route. They found the fork stick as I had described ; and the cotton scattered about led tliem di- jvet ti. the secret passage, and they were inside the stockade before a single Naga suspected the presence of an enomv. The tro<^|i entered just, befoie day break, when the savages were in their most pro found sleep, aud but few escaped vho FACTS FOR TBE CURIOUS. ONB-THTBD of all the gold mined goes to wear and tear, one-third into circula­ tion, and one-third into the arts and manufactures. AT a Russian hotel yon *re obli^d to stipulate for bed-linen, pillows, blankets and towels, or pay extra far them, as the landlord assumes that you carry these articles with you. To MAKE shoe-pegs enough for Ameri­ can use there are consumed annually 100,000 cords of timber, and to make lucifer matches, 300,000 cubic feet of the best pine timber are Squired eve ry year. Lasts and boot-trees take 500,000 cords of birch, beach and maple, and the handles of tools 500,000 mom. IT has been observed that during se­ vere thunder-storms the lightning has never done damage in large cities. It is Ix'lieved that the iron which enters so largely into the construction of cities in buildings, railroads, telegraph lines, etc.--so completely dissipates the elec­ tric fluid, as it approaches the earth, that it is rendered harmless. IN 1709, M. Cugnot, a Frenchman, constructed a locomotive steam engine designed for use on common roads. ~ . , It _ ran on three wheels, and was moved by vengeance they so well merited. It ap- the impulsion of two sinerle-aetintr cvlin- ifu-cd ,that »--. finding the j dere, the Visions of ^2itSd JfcS Nagas slipping through his line*, owiiur ! J *t.„ . * " SU*? **"?* > slipping through his lines, owing to their extent, had drawn the cordon closer on the enemy, and I had thus fortunately found his outposts so much nearer than I had anticipated. Our loss was not severe--only a tew men, but my poor husband was severely wounded; ana when I awoke from nearly fifteen hours' sleep, and found him lving in the hnt, a mass of bandages, and with scarcely strength to speak to me, I was nearly beside myself, aud was very near­ ly upbraiding him for having left me and risked his life ; biA Capt. B came in and told me my husband had behaved in the most gallant manner and that he hn/1 recommended htm for a commission. Cartful nursing soon brought Willie round ; and when he was able to move we went to Seebsaugor, where, what with being with my husband, and seeing kindly European faces round me, ana happiness instead of despair staring me in the face, I improved so much that in three months people declared I was as bonnie as before my misfortune.--Cham­ bers' Journal. [From the Milwaukee Sentinel.] THAT wonderful remedy tor liieumntlsm, St Jacobs Oil, lias been used by a large num­ ber of the people in this city, und with effect truly maiTulous. .Frequent reports are made where sufferers have been afforded re- liel, aud the sale is growing largely. The fact that it is an external remedy commends it to many who would not otherwise think of going out of the 'beaten track to tind a remedy. A Bit of History. The army of the Revolutibn was mpde up of qne battalion and three companies of artillery ; three legions, three regi­ ments and one separate troop of cavalry, aud infantry as follows: Three regi­ ments and two separate companies from New Hampshire ; filteen regiments from Massachusetts; two legiments from Rhode Island; eight regiments from Connecticut; five regiments from New York ; eleven regiments and three com­ panies from Pennsylvania; one regi­ ment from Delaware; seven regiments from Maryland ; eleven regiments from Virginia ; three regiments from North Carolina; one regiment from South Carolina ; two (so-called) Canada regi­ ments ; one German regiment; ono inde­ pendent corps; •• Warner's" regiment; four regiments made up of some consoli­ dated regiments ; one battalion of odds and ends, and one invalid regiment, ninety-one organizations in all; staff officers not known in re giments ; Quar­ termasters and Commissaries must have been either civilians or regimental offi­ cers. The Engineer Corps was officered almost entirely by foreigners. Koscius­ ko was appointed Colonel of Engineers in 1776. In 1784 the army was reor­ ganized, with Gen. Knox as Major Gen­ eral, Baron De Steulxsn, Inspector Gen- j eral, with rank of Major General; Tim­ othy Pickering, Quartermaster General, with rank of Colunel; John Pierce was Paymaster General, and Samuel Hodg- den, Commissary of Miiitiry Stores. Only two regiments were organiz ed at that time of infantry ; ono was called the First American llegime?it of Infantry, and made up of Massachusetts and New Hampshire troops, and the other the First United States Infantry (which is now the Third Infantry). No inerease in the army was made until 1803, when Gen. Wilkinson, as Brigadier General, came to the head ; there were then one regiment of artillerists, one regiment of light artillery, one regiment of light dragoons, seven regitients of infantry, and one regiment of ridemen. nateiy on the single front wheel. This machine would travel at the rate of two or tlireo mites an hour, and would carry four persona, but the boiler was so small that it was necessary to stop about once in twelve or fifteen miuutes to get up steam. A COUNTERPART Of Dickens' Miss Havishapi. in " Great Expectations," lived a few years ago at Louisville, Ky. She was a rich woman of 70 years, liv­ ing all alone in a darkened house, which she never left, except a few times to attend church, and then was closely veiled and muffled She never al­ lowed an article of furniture to be moved, and lived in constant dread of fire, fearisg the publioity that would result from it. THE mica mines of North Carolina have been worked only ten years, but shafts, cuts and debris of sup}>osed pre­ historic mining have been discovered, and there is some debate as to whether these early workmen were tAe mound- builders or Europeans. The Cherokee Indians have a tradition that white men worked these mines long ago, carrying away the white metal mined during the summer on mules. An ax, wedge and other wrought-iron tools lately found are also thought to confirm the notion that Europeans opened the mines. BYRON, throughout his life, had a pro­ found repugnance to being bled. When he was on his death-bed liis physicians proposed phlebotomy, but Byron refused to allow it, combating the quackeries of tlis medical advisers with the logic of common sense and experience. But at last, worn out by the persistent imjor- tuuities of the doctors, he extended his arm and angrily exclaimed: "There, you butchers, since you will have it, take as much blood as* you like, and have done with it" Repeated bleeding hastened his death. THE real name of Voltaire, the French Sliilosopher and poet, was Francois [arie Arouet The assuming of the name Voltaire was long a puzzle to his biographers, but within a few years it has been discovered to be simply an anagram, or transposition of A rvnct, I. j. ; the letters I. j. standing for lejeunc, or junior. The letters u and v were for­ merly regarded as the same character, and were freely interchanged in writing and printing. •. Boelao • and> were used indiscriminately, the one for the other. Hence 6 7 2 1 8 4 3 4 1 A r o n e t, L j. Reads Uoltijr?. or Voltaire. tr?' . - - Willie; don't you know me?" fell into my husband's arms, and barely escaped a thrust made at me by the honest little Goorkha, who thought I was some witch of a Naga intent on mischief. It would be useless trying to describe the next few moments. Half laughing, half crying, I clung to my dear one, thankful to feel his protecting arm once more round me. and told him in a few words what I had suffered and how 1 had escaped. He thought the news so important that he urged me twee Capt. B at once, utterly unfit though I was to see any civilized being. He told me the information I could give might be the making of him and Capt. B ; that our garden was destroyed, and we NO MORE GOSSIP. [From Uie ludiauapolU Dully Sentinel.] If we are correctly informed, St. Jacobs Oil is IH»W the usual tea-parly topic in place of the ! >nner staple--free g<'<s.-»ip. llow wi&u ..-.d how irtiUe.1 more honetlciai! Cash Versus Credit, Any retail dealer can buy closer with cisli than with credit. The closer he Lays the greater are liis profits. Money put down on his counter gives him a ciianco to discount his paper, meet his notes and pay current expenses. Charge* on the book mean cash next month, or the month after, or next year. Ci&h als^s no favors except to be waited upon. Credit must have a bookkeeper, a crKec- tor and a lawyer. If a retail deal< r iu groceries asks the price of starch, he is told that he can have it at so much credit, or so much for spot cash. If a consumer asks the price of the retailer, it is one price to Cash Down or Dead Beat The more one thinks this matter over the more he realizes the force of the re­ mark of a prominent Western financier, who lately observed: "The man who pays cash when he can get credit is a fnoL" And so say we all. If Dead Beat is to have the same price as Cash Down, with an additional advantage of sixty-six days' time--which means ninety in nineteen cases out of twenty--why d.» any of us pay cash? Why not all taL.i credit?--Detroit Free Press. Fees of Doctors, The fee of doctors is an item that very many persons are interested in just at prcHt-nt. Wo bt;ll«-ve thu Fchtiiule for visits is £8.00. which would tux a mail coufiatxi to his bed tor a year, and in liet d of a daily visit, over £ 1,000 a your for modioli Httendnnce nloue ! And one single boltiu of Hop Bitters taken in timo \voul(i »ave the $1,000 and all the year's sickness.--Pott, The Lily. With the Chinese, the lily is the na­ tional flower, and many superstitions at­ tach to it Should it blossom upon New Year's day it is regarded as e most happy omen, presaging the best of luck to the fortunate owner of the plant For this reason a good deal of care is bestowed upon the lily by the Chinamen, in the hops that it may put forth its flower upon the morning of the anniversary. The Cliinese lily is different from any other variety. It is grown by placing the bulb on bits of window glass, stone and China, and giving it a liberal sup­ ply of water. The flower is white, with a gold-colored center, something be­ tween a daisy and a narcissus. Its fra­ grance is delightful. THK proof of the value of any srtlols is tta popular use and tbe testimony inits favor. The •ale of Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup is unmenra and tbe testimony ralaminona. The Minister's Cow. ' It is a good thing for a preacher to "stick to liis text." But if he is tied to it, it may run away with him, especially if it. goes on all fours. An exchange tells this droll story of a clergyman's experi­ ment, and how it ended: Some years ago there lived in Central New York a very worthy but eccentric divine known as Father Goss. He had h hired man named Isaac, who always obeyed orders without question. Father Goss bought a cow one day which proved refractory when milked, refusing to surrender the lacteal fluid, although Isaac used all the persuasive arts of which he was master. He fiually reported her delinquencies to his mas­ ter. "Well, Isaac," said he, "go to the barn aud get those pieces of new rope." Isaac obeyed ; the cow was driven to the stable, tied with a piece of rope, when the Rev. came out armed with a knife. "Now," he explained to Isaac, "I will get on the oow's back, and you tie my feet beneath her, then you go on with your milking, and, with my weight upon lie.-, she must give down her milk.' Isaac obeyed. The feet were tied, the pail got and milking commenced. But bossy objected, and plunged wildly about. ' The stable was low and the Rev.'s head was fearfully thumped. " O Isaac ! Isaac !" bawled he, " cut the rope." Isaac seized the knife and cut, not the rope which tied the master's feet, bnt the out, that tied the cow. The stable door was open, also the yard gate. Away darted the frantic cow, the ter­ rified man on her back, helplessly roar­ ing, "Stop her, stop her I " While madly careering down the road he met a parisioner who excitedly called, " Whj% Mr. Goes, where are you go- "Only God and this cow knows," groaned he; "I don't" The animal was finally caught, and the man released, much frightened but unhurt Phases of Washington Society. It ii the most striking phenomenon of Washington life, the unwillingness, th apparent inability of men who have held otfice at the capital, and of women who have shared their honors, t) go back o the comparative obscurity and priv. c of their former homes. It is quite oft« n true that m|n, tirea t f the turmoils o political strife, of the inad. quate rewa d of legislative and oilkia diudgery, turn With a sense of relitf toward the qu e law-office which years before they h ft, off amid the hills or on tha plains, or to the lucrative personal business that ma* have buffered while they wore natic n 1 honors ; but the wife ! the daughters! the cousins and the aunts!--the wliol feminine phalanx--bears down 0119 th man; and what is any man, beset, ovei - p >wered by women, but weakness itself? " i'hey give up dear, darling Washing­ ton!--its revels, its pleasure, its priv­ ileges, its powers--for the old Sunday- school, the sewing-circle, the home missionary society, or even the village literary lyceum; for the humdrum visits of Mrs. Smith, give up the multitudinous ring of the dear ten thousand, bearing with due humility 'the first card,'tie social seal and stamp in Washington of social ibferiority! Mudtown, with suth siicdtices, never!" The result is, Wash­ ington is fu l of gray-haired men who have stepped down from office, more or less lofty, to go into inconspicuous places, to earn a stipend and to stay in Washington. • A Decidedly New Game at Cards. A Paris correspond nt gives this ac­ count of a pretty game of cards now fashionable in that city: "The participants were young ladies and gentlemen who sat in equal numbers on either side of the table. The cards were dealt out to each, and one hand, like as in euchre, settled each wager. The wager played for in this game is that the lady or gentleman who gets the ace of hearts and cau take a trick with it, or beat it with another card, has the option to kiss any lady or gentleman he or she may select If a lady is the w inner of the successful trick, this option may be used or not, as she elects and generally she does waive her right; but if a gen- tlemau holds the lucky card, of course ho invariably exercises his right The result was that a gentleman when he held the ace of hearts was sura to get it passed; if a lady held it she almost always had it taken. It was quite a study to watch with what perfect uang froid the gentlemen stood up to receive the stake he had won, and with what consummate grace the lady bent her hoad to one side so that her lucky opponent across the table Should receive hie fall pou»d of flesh, not to mention the utter indifference of both to the presence of friends or strangers sitting around. I do not know how the players felt, but Hie watching of a few hands played was sufficient to sat­ isfy me that it was but a poor game after all. How it came about I don't know, but I saw oae gentleman win six games in rapid succession and kiss the same lady as many times. That destroyed all interest I had up to that time taken in the game. It satisfied me that it was a game in which the cards oould be so manipulated that a poor player or a beginner could have very little cliauoe. It made me feel indeed that I would yet prefer a hand at euchre for the drinks. A Cross Baby. Nothing is so concltw ive to a man's remaining a bachelor a» Htopping for one night at the house of a married friend and being kept awake for five or bis hours by the crying of a Cfoi-B babv. All crow and crying babies need only Hop Bit­ ters to make them well an l emiLing. Young man,remember this.-- Traveller. The Turkey. Many conjectures have been hazarded as to how the very inappropriate name of "turkey" has been applied to a bird which we know was introduced from America. I believe the truth of the matter to be this : Several, if not most, of the medieval zoologists--I may par­ ticularly cite Belon and Aldrovandus-- hopelessly confounded the turkey aud the gumea-fowl under the name, proper to the latter, of Meleagris. Gesner mfist, indeed, lie excepted, for he clearly saw that the turkey was not the Meleagris, and, finding it had been written of as Gallus peivgrinus or Pavo Indicus, he accordingly (in 1555) coined for it the nameB Gallopavus or Pavogallus, which he used almost indiscriminately. But this confusion was not confined to natu­ ralists. We have in Cooper's edition of the "Bibliotheca Eliotae," published in 1542, " Meleagrides, byrdes which we d>>o call heiines"--the earliest use of the latter name with which I am acquainted. It is, therefore, obvious that "Turkey hen," was at flist synonymous with "Guinea lien." A# the birds became commoner and better known, the con­ fusion was, of course, gradually cleared up, and the name "turkey"olove to the bird front the new world ; not, I think, without some reason, for by its con­ stantly repeated call-note, which may be syllabled " turk, turk; turk," it may be said to hare named itself.--Notes and QHcries. " Out off Work, nnd sick with my kidneys for years." wro'p Mr. AlexHiider l'Yrrw. of t'henatiqo Forks, N. Y., rec« litlv. He us;-<l Warnei's S1 fe Kidncv ar.rl Liver Cure. Now he says: " I eheerfnUy rrcom- muud it to all persons suffering in the same way." A Disorderly Time. " I want to make complaint against a disorderly house," exclaimed an excited individual, as he rushed up to a Detroit policeman. • Where is it ?" "It's a saloon on.the next blook." " What cau you prove ?" "Prove? Why, I went there and asked for a drink," "Well?" "And I got it." "Yes." " But when I went to pay for it I found that I had lost my wallet I told him I'd go out and borrow the money, but he got mad and went for me." " Well, is that all your proof I" "All ? Not by a long shot! I've had my left eye disordered. I've had my front bn th disordered. My nose is dis­ ordered half au inch out of line, and this $24 suit of clothes wouldn't bring §3 at an auction. We disordered the stove and two chairs, and if you can't make n disorderly house out 01 all t.ldH you'd better get out of that uniform, FOB DYSPEPSIA, uidipet-tion, depression of spirits and general deln ity in Iheir various foims, also bit a preventive fevfr sud sfruuand other intermittent fevers, tin- 1'EUlt I'm SPHCHATI D Ekixii: i.r I'AUKAYA liAliK, mi de by Caswell, liuzard & Co., New York, Mid k.m! by all druggists, is tbe K-st tome. Hi d fur p - titnts recoveiing from fever or other hickness it has no «quid. U.VCLE SAM'S CONDITION POWDERS are rec­ ommended by stock-ou ners who have need diem as the best Horse and Cattio Medicine to be had. If the animal JK Si ngly, Spiritless, or has no appetite, these Powders are an »I'-el- 'ent.nmedy, and every owner of stock will do weli to try th»m. They are prepared by the Enimr-rt Proprietary Co., Chicago. II!.. a very reliable firm, and sold by ali good druggists. WE confidently refer our readers to the card of Dr. C. R. tSykes, in another oolnmn. He is an old rei-ident of Cbi'-ago, a regular graduate, honest honorable and responsible, and, aa a phyKieian, takes first rank in his chosen specialty of catarrh and its complications. The diamond boots and shoes are the best Made by Rosen thai Brothers, Chicago. ASK vottr Druggist for Dr. Cosanko's Rheu­ matic Cure. It never fails. Emarr's EXTRACT OF TAB AKD Wru> CHKHKY has been used for twenty years, anddnriog that time has saved many very valuable lives. D. not neglect a rongh or cold until it is too late. Try this excellent remedy, and we are sure yon will be convinced of "its merits. Chronic Coughs, and even Consumptives, are cnr. d by following the directions. Every bottle is war­ ranted to give sntisfaction. Prepared by the Emmert Propri- t'.ry Co., Chicago. Sold by all good druggists. THE sales of the Fraeer axle grease an in- oreasinpr every day, because it is as good as rep- res< nted. A GOOD FiHILT REHBDT. STRICTLY PURE. WE W HANDLE No advance fee*. S*n1 fordrrnli-. W. L.Pnrker & Co., in lks PATENTS! •. l«i tiblewgl HQ BY TBS Cut {Ttiie wnuraTfn* represent* the Ian** in n -.l.lijgtate.] WHAT THE DOCTORS SAY! DR. FLETCHKR, of Lexington, Minomt, taj»: TOooTumeml four * Kit IAM m * in preleranct to uu bt&ar medicine tor coughs and colds." DR. A. C. JOHNSON, of Mt. Vsrnon, ItUwrit«« of •ome wond^rfuJ cure* of fi'o i»um|»ilon in iua pUff bythausaot " Alleu'« I.itnv XSnUuni." DR. J. B. TURNER, Bltmntavilfe, Ala., a pmett«toi physician of twenty-live yewrites: " It is the best preparation tor IJonaumption in the world." Por nil ol ibe Throat, Lain mn4 riilwtontirv Omni, It will be I'oaad m nil fxceHeat Remedy. AS KN EXPECTORANT iT HAS NO EQUAL. IT CONTAINS NO OPIUM IM ANY FORM. J. If. HARRIS A CO., Proprietor*, CINCINNATI, O. FOR SALE BY «U DR0G6IST8. SJkmQlw fTM MUtO BIO WA 01-3*, mtmronr winter. Sunolw National Copying,SuO VVest; Madiaon ((..Chi* CQQQ a jmi to Armx» xnd expmuw V0UO lr««. AddressF.SWAIN JkCO >. am Oatm AatnuU,Ma. M* l{ VH\|1 F.*R MS.--Book and Map Pre*. Addvpwi C. E. SHANAHAN, Att'y, Eaaton, Md. MMPf fo>- smarmnmi Unexcelled. Send (or circular. J. H. BAKER, Kendallvilla, Ind. ft I FT ru11 P ? r^.aJ!'.r* • P «• n r h i Addiw«A.W.Wexxs*Co.tSv Jo.,Mioa. e^JCn A WfOWTII ! Afenti WatMl Vfnil Beat-SaUliui Article* in tbe world: a aam- ipvuu JAY BRONSON. Detroit. Mich. m m « SVK TEAR and erpma-- b . *ta. Outfit Free. Addraaa F '. V1CK KKY. AucatU. Main* PISO'S CURE & M- CaU ART1.AXD FARMN.*? to «Up«Aa*. Shnrt winter*, tireezy rammer*. beiUthy climate, logue free. H. 1*.CHAMBERS, Federalihurg.Md. YflU^G M^N^^Telecraphjr! Kam$«totU»a IUM u I"- n monUi. Gradnmes guaranteed tin* incoffices. Addrm VAJJCNTINE BAOS.,Jano*Ttile,Wi* Hie only Manufacturers in the country thai ^cll a Fust Class Organ for $30 Guaranteed for five years. Other styles very low acnt on 15 days Test Trial Send for circular, STATI OBQAN CO.. 104 BROADWAY, N. *. W!lL»Rfl HtlTEl LOTTERY. ?£ IjvilK Ky. »®-C WMTAI, PUIZK, 3 ONO I'l'iy.rN. For Tickets, i'iriMilnm nnd Terma to Aa«-nt<. apply to W. A. D. WHIPS, Will inl Hotel. April 7.183l,*tL;iu- • (XKI. FREE TO TEACHERS! fkmd for and premium list of Bicknell'* Kdo- eaiional Publications to HIRAM ORCUTTA Journal of Education, Boston, Nan. CTAHMRRING and all Defects of Speeoh Cored.r-- O L. k G.DKLON Jfrom Paris, France). 64 N. State St„ ducago, 111.; sc.ent flc and aerkms tieatment: no se­ cret ; if* money in advanoe; tenns easy; best references. X MK K to reach the homos in this place i mid© d'sr>tate l y inf<*ni|>eranr*» Anv one who nas a friend they wish to rorla;m c.vi do so. instruct onj* nnd remedy m «iVd on iveH»pt of $*». T« Ftiuioni,ils fvnin tbe cured. L. (UtAUAMK. Bo* Coic<uo, U. Write. E MHT-ffi'.Wa * Co. 306 (ieorcc »t. i'lnciDnatl! <*. PTWE ARE NOW M.1KKVG TUB GREATEST OFFER TO B'-~<OK ACSiMTS J?r*r by nny puhlis'i n-j N-usf\ It in a his* thlntt* and will be mude tor n short ttm» Kor particulars 1 addles M UiiBAlvD BROS, Li Salle St , Chicago. DnriV'Tlinf S of Teas and Cof-; Ddilil uJJl i fees at 50c on the $1. | Tens in r» pmird rndrfl**. S5 to 44 cts nor potmd; I Gtet u (in ftd intiti**s, 14'^ cu to Iticts ' ner pound, wovrh 25 to 2M «••*, (,«»t piuo ii «t And buy • frori the leadingt'v«. and -- hcuvein the j _ rprmo&a Tea ImportCo.. opp. Field <\ Letter's Oct ii&t a*- clulM. bd fetate St., Chicago, lit 1 * B8SANK0 S RHEUMATIC CURE. THE CHEAT ALKALI*! REMEDY. tilt? vnu hare Eheumatism J *<mr • TMf.Mr; is r >! <sr.-T.- -I w>V» > M. ^ YaaranbeCarMi' » Ton* poiao'jnn. rMb»A#M. trahjni . "i »»r. Bo*>Mh*'» BhegMa»lf<W a fhtmiailf prepor-'i r, •.<•.. a fw-nUe fa* nh-invUL-un. Will •eml ft prat pant PBIEE, 75 CENTS, ta You* Dm>6G:tT Fat tr. kMm THE BR. BGSAHIO MEM! CtL •» Trrotleeft Vnej tHQUA. O. Mwlr IWrlatheSATCTT mfl fflfT - tt * rt* 'nati nta leconlr.prodocfarHiailBl i torai ahadea of Black or Urown; doea NOT SiTAUf the SKDf, and ia wily a p. plied. 11 ia a*«*»<1 *rd prep, antion. and a f .irortta oai by Drocaiata and by HurDitMn 9.1 Willi, m St,,Xw<r Y O. N. CfMTTKRTQX, i ROTH'S PiTEIT to made wtth Two ito-ws of placed one upon the other* fittaif n double elsstlaty, and will down on the a*4e£, &e&tl CMcag** Oh SEEDS* I will civr> you the best.Seeds1 for the toast money of anv !!rm i;i America or refiind. Vest^rr, S«v!s r.iv Mine tiko itie iPful. G^r lonrrssav t'V never fall. 11: ."'1 )f,s nniw>r to print 500CB prettv C:it»logu»>s III ;is:rr»tMwi til |2000 worth of ensTRVinss. 11 N»ats Hi" world, worth many dollars, FREE. Pri'^below •u. ft. U. SUUMWAY, RoctoforJ, III. UST or DISEAfflB < ALWAYS CURABLE BY uajro ^ MEXICAN MUSTANG LINIMENT. or irauiSi • 8orr« and n."., SpaTln, Ciracfts, 8tmr Warm, Gn Foot Bo(,IlMf AO, UaeBCMt Swlany, Ftaaiim tpnlni, stnkui ; Sore Feet® or sirxiir FLESH. Barnn ana Scaldi, Sting* and IEItea, Cuta «s»d Brnliei, Sprains & Ntltchei, Contracted Masrles StUTJolnta, IlACknrh«, Enptioni, \ I ron Bites* »nd all external AIMMM. and*very barter aed&WT Forf«m*I ua in faailr.aUbleand atock yatdttlt THE BEST OP *T.t. LINIMENTS POND'S EXTRACT. Inflnmmmtimt, fmirott all ffiwni i Himml MMi Ctraaie. and JhtrtmK INYALDABLB FOR iVoannMa, Hheniaa Aslliuia, lieBdackc, CaiarA, Btonraljria, . Sore 'l laroivt,T«H*th'n< h<>. San. nc*», H lc«r», Old Sorcai Ac., JLC., POND'S i EXTRACf. No remedy ao rapidly and effeetoally arreate tba tioo and diaciiaixo* trum Catarrhal Aifectioaa aa POND'S EXTRACT. ; ROL^HS, C'OLIM in THE HEAR. NAML BUDTJBSGLF ,%'JT DlSi'IT IXFLAFTI and ACC-irftVItATIOWK ia tba l.tX.N. EVKS, i:\HS Slltl « M BOAT, Hiii.i .nATi.«iii, m;i I:AI.(;ia, fcc., «u». not he t'Uted BO ewi!)' by uny oliu r SHt.iuoine. For Feneithc nnd severe of VATAIC ftH use oar CATAKHH rl lti: (75c ) In aU^cM w ourNANAI. SYHIMKI-; <'3c.) Will baaaut la lota of worth on receipt of price. FONS NEW PAMPHLET, V. J RI: HISTORT or an PBEl'AKArlONX, SKNf FREE ON*APPLICATION TO POND'S EXTRACT CO. H Wcsl 14th St, N«w Tack. '• bp all Druggist*. LECIHIC LIGHIiSft ^r-NEUVOlTS DEBILITY. Lost M^nhnod, TJ i nil Weakness cured by MATHKW8 Improved Klectro-M:iguetic <n<l Absorbent ! I'ij.i ci>iuhinod; sizu of Pad, 7x10 lnch>*s--four tijnes Inr^vr th'm others. Do nut pun*h.*eanj ki stvlft Belts when you can wt the latest* mproved f«r " Klectric Liclit." a 24-OOlaaui ,'ttjjer, sent free unsealed . 6C. D. 8. 1). Af ATI1KW8 * CO., 481 W^L&ke Street, Chioaf* CELLULOID EYE-CLASSES. Representing tbe choioest-aeleoted Tortoiae- Shell and Axnber. The lightest, h.indHomeet. ind Htron^est known. S >ld hyOnticmns and Itwt lers. Made by the SPENCER OPTICAL WF'G (X).. 18 Maiden Lane. New York. b4 Dr. Sy fees' Sure Cure? FOR GATAKBH" Cure* Without Fall. Ask your Druggist ler It Price of " Rare Cnr»" and " Inanfflator" all eoanlata ta only $1.S«. Vnlaable l»mk of full Information. M centa. Name thi» p iper and addreaa ' ~" DR. V. K. hYKIiS, ltiy K. Madison St, Chlcam. in SMYTHE'S PATENT WIRE FENCE NAIL. Why wo NEVER sell POND'S EXTRACT in BULK, but ad­ here to tJbe rule of gelling ONLY in 01)11 own BOTTLES, inclosed in BUFF WRAPPER, ou which is printed our lsa§* scape Trade-Mark. ONF MAN can put up I as much Fenc* in U ' .•IK' c.n wn a tho rid st p e. by tirst drit iii); tbe Nail . in I* \ K l \\ \ \ , tnenlar nut he wir<\ dnw it Uut «nd dru e t tiome. A ddiess H.S.SMY THE : Aurora, 111., j OrWAKEHAM NAIL CO. ; Etlmr Mobinmm, ( BOCTB WnufBtM, Maaa J FALSE GODS AGENT? W iKTEl) | To tkli ^ L ' "v""* • " ' ' p"* A new ux>k o; MATvii-LKSSINTEREST and RARP HISTOKIC VAIUE. An fiwurato Luto, of U.c luoi.AXiu^s HELIGIONS Of Ihe \\" "" iirin. K^*uwtli^j-su»nls oi Belief 'e(feiid8. cicnt and nio«k: n. Their ....... and Wv.»r-|»tp; ihrii Miid ;.uj cnH ltMKstouiPi, U n,|»U^. shrives, mum ilk**. etv."Tiu>*unlv *olm»e ni-i'ijMii'.iixivi.nTO Iht.-i-ent: uuje-u ( V.niu nVi rilOlf-AND V'AC.'TS ST;i*NUEH THAN flcIIO.S. Ii ui » r. .e m u (HHind ill »t]^e. K*»r ei.'vuliii^ O'i.! Cbliufa, i||. GO0GH THE NUUBSON MILK COOLER Will raise as much erc^uo in eiffht bnurs, w th i teniporatur*? o? 5-?» 60 dec., as can tfc rai«-ev! in twelve botr • with any other, using ice a* d water, with n temper ture of 45 to - Q de«r. It cools the milk from center and t«dow. Indorsed by pn>minsat daizrmen. Tnoa-<tuds in use and g v me satisfaction. State or Coantj rights for nla For terms or infoimtti^n sddsasa T BARBEB A SOU. Black Earth,wta» P AGENTS WANTED FOR THE 1. It tiksore* Iks warifciw the articM. 3. It protects ibe ronsnmer to bn^i| I^>iid'» Extract uot weakeneti witli water, whit'ii va found wan doue a few years afro when we wtre duced to furaith dea'.ens with the geuuine article la bulk. 3. It project* the consumer from na> ecriipu.ouH parties gel'iug ort ile, cheap deoocticMi to bmi as PiimlV Extract, for anv pereou can tail tk> genuine from the bottie aud wrapper. 4. It protect* the cou>uiuer, for it Is KOT safe to use anv other art ck acc rding to tlM directions given in our book, which aorrouada (ack to t:e of P.did'o Extract. &• It proiwi* the ronwainrr. for it is not afrr«eab> u be deceived and pevhuiw injured bv aaiag aCitrirticie - under the direction* for Pond's EilrxA K. !V» other article, manufacture or :ruitv tion has the etlect claimed for and alwajra prodacas by Pond's Extract. 7. It i« prejudicial to tbe reputation tt Pond's Extract to have people uw a counterfeit b#. lleving it to be the jfeuuiue, for they wiL' mrtlf l|fe tiuapfminttd if not injured by its effect. 5. Jiiwice to one of the best media cilic* in the world, and the hnnilreda of tho^ esoids usiiitf it, deuiauds every precaution K>:x:utk having weak and injurious preparation* pa'Esetl o® the genuine. The OSL* way thit. can lw acconv plifehed iti to sell the SENVINK put up io .1 uoifor^k manner--!n om own BOTTLES, cviznpku with Ml wrapper!-, tr'.K'-tiiarli#, Sc. HMIKTIBi:It -f he Genuine Poutf<| Extract ia> cheap, liecaufe it is *tr>-ng, uttifor and reliable. Our IXKA of directions explains wli it ran be diluted with water and when to be full strength. HK.nK.1l BKH-That aB other preparations^* color e.-s, are were decoctiona, b> Uing«, or prod 111 ' simply to obtain the odor and without the sclent or practical .knowledge of the matter which ! year« of IKT lias ^i»eti us. KKni:NBKII,«K KMOW NOW-TM ; ail pi ei>arations purp^>rtin« to be aoperior to Poadf Extract because they hitte evt'er, are colored simply because they have crude and, to uitpmfewjuoal pan* pie using thtiu, perhaps dangerous matter in tikeao| and »ht»: tl tititr le tmrd except under the advice aa] frrwriptwH of a physician. v MkS( K.tlIIKH AND K!«OW-That ooa very ei[itnMVe ma^biuery i» the result of 30 yean o| exjiet .«nee vthe most of whiih wsa entirely givaa this work) and coiistant attentaoc to tbe pmdactki| of all forras of Hatuiur.e is, and that therefore w% should know what we assert, that Pqtmi'a Extract the bett, purest, ai d contains mora Tirttta* of lh| ah rub than any other production yet made. v Our New History and t'sua of IV»mV» Extract aa4 other prtjisrations pent free. LADIKS -Ke&d pagee 13, IS, a utd i«,tat OW J book, which la fo«nd arcnut «• ' " I be tent free oa apy-icatkm. i •diKel HISTORY «n, WORLD Pflflfi'S ElM GOBiaif, acinc fall and .ntfaentic aronants nt even nation ™ Sari>nc!nc fall and .uthentic aronants of every r of SBC ent nd modern times, and im-ltid'ng a h at.wr uf ther ».) and liUlof thelirees nd Rmian Kmiures, the m lido »«••«, t f cms des. He fend 1 system tiit> refur- mit on. he Mc,>»ery ivl setCeiueiu or the Svvr WitrfaL. etc.. »"tc. It contains fine tm:<'hcai a, MdUthe m«t couiyiete M the WorM ever Saeet^ Add wa *pwei,MO Pa»aa and extra Iwaaa to NATIONAL PUBU8HUV» OO^ ni 14 WMt 14th New T«riu o 11. u. WUEN WBimu TO iDURTINKIbk pleaae «aj |aa mmm a* aJmtwanwj la thie yo^cr.

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