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n uAi v. Bvim& h--I of an thajpCl-boi nr, SUMM ««r tka* bMM. ^fisarsSstt4* " 'swrsssssri than* Das. Dtat, » ""t: <C.^ is' *•' :• > 1*W« Br.'Btat, W tri«« my4 MIkno*|ao well,**aayaha; "Yoor stomach ia poor udfn We must make yowr food ag And Dr. Quiet, ba fMlsav wttaL And be grantor ahatrwa hia head, "gow, now, dear dr, I moat lasM That yon go at 10 to bed." Sot Br. Merrymsn for aaa .. • k,;vjt! Of all the pill-box cnw! --MK For he smilea and aaya, as be fofes Ms M|' a " Laugh whatever jroa del" Bo now I eat THAT I ought to <•(. And at 101 go to bed, ndX laugh in the f&caof ooldor heat} Tm thtis have the doeton aaid I And ao I eomnt thai up agali 7- And praiaa tbem as Xeaax There's Dr. Diet, S And Dr. Quiet, And Dr. Manxman. *Bashful fifte Yes, that was her age whan I first met u :l»er seven years ago. She is a famous < ,'actress now, and exactly 22. Having passed three pleasant years at _ Cambridge, and become a Bachelor oI •Arts by the least irksome process per­ mitted by University statutes, I found my- •elf at 21 years of age a student at the Upper Temple, and the monthh tenant of a couple of rooms on the first floor in Guilford street, Russell square. As I knew few people in London, and »vas not even a member of one of the Uni­ versity clubs, there was no special rea­ son for idleness, and I may proudly con­ fess. that for the first three months of my residence in town my jealous mia- : tress, the law, knew no rival. • But even the stirring periods of " Ifr. Joshua Williams on Real Property," and the sportive faoetiousnoas of "Mr. Jus­ tice By lea on Bills," are apt to become monotonous, and I was on the point of ioining a small Bohemian club in the Strand, when fate brought me distrac­ tion from my studies in a more witching ^lid material shape. This shape was an «fckle. ^ Of coarse it was feminine; equally of course it was trim and dainty. The first time I saw it a crimson stocking added to its allurements ; on the second occa­ sion it was clad in black. And, oddly enough, this was the only evidence I had of the propinquity of a young and attractive neighbor; for the ankle was always helping its owner up-stairs at a rapid rate whenever I caught a glimpse of the ravishing joint and the flutter of the dress which accompanied it. At length, after sundry stray glimpses, my curiosity was fairly* aroused, and I inquired of my landlady regarding the occupants of tbe rooms above me. " Sea, air, the second floor, sir, which it's a young woman and her grandmar, and well be'aved and quite respectable, though she is a play actress, sir." "A play actress!" I exclaimed; which --the young woman or the grandmother ?" "Oh, the young woman, sir, which she la that devoted to her grandmar, and quite haffable, as on© may say. They have been here ten days' and they've Conducted themselves quite proper." I must confess that tite' fact©! the owner of the ankle being an actress in­ flamed my interest in it to an inordinate degree. I am naturally gregarious, and I am fond of my species, ana dwring the last three months the only woman I had •poken to were the worthy Mrs. Jones my landlady, and tbe much-begrimed do­ mestic who attended to the requiremen ts of the lodgers. Then, like many young itaen of similar ago, I had an affection for the drama and the stage, an affection I may add, which, though whetted bv curiosity, was still tempered with res­ pect. Of course, I eoold not force an acquaintance with the " second floor," and I was far too inexperienced in the customs of the metropolis to introduce myself in an apparently natural un­ premeditated manner. One Sunday morning after breakfast J[ was stretched on my uncomfortable aofa, smoking a long pipe and reading one of the late lamented Mr. Smith's 44 leading cases.** I was doing my best to feel interested in the details when I "Was conscious of a oom motion up-stairs. A minute or so afterward a rap came on my door. „ " Come in," I cried, and Mrs. Jones appeared. She was sorry to disturb me, bnt the old lady up-stairs was " took " suddenly ill; no restoratives were at hand, and, according to law, none were procurable at that time on the Sabbath. Would I, therefore, be kind enoug lead her a' winegiassful ? The application was evidently „ ine but, on Mrs. Jones' part, hasty and ill-comsidered, revealing as it did an in­ timate knowledge of the resources of my cupboard. Still, what I had was, of course, at the servioe of the second floor. Pulling open the door still wider to allow my landlady to depart, I perceived on the stairs in front of me the figure of • young and beautiful girl. She was standing expectant, one hand resting on the bannister, and when she met my admiring eyes she flushed slightly. She "was tall and well made, her slight, girl­ ish figure giving indications of future robustness. A mass of nut-brown hair, most heteredoxically picturesque, fell ronu i and about her shapely head, and * pair of full gray eyes sparkled some­ what defiantly from under the oem> •ponding number of light eyebrows. It's all right, Miss f" quoth the land­ lady nnctionsly. " Mr. Smith has bees kind enough to lend as this," and the good seal hugged the unsympathetic bottle to her matronly bosom. The girl stepped down two or three stairs. "I'm sorry for trembling you," said she to me, " but we don't know '4S? yon going to do to­ night?" she asked. "Ihave promised to dine at Richmond with some friends. I go down in the afternoon, and shall not retain until about 12," "But t Mmm* wi are awfully ctevar, and all that," she added simply. "Anyhow, you are very kind.v "Oh! don't talk like that, please. ijpou, I hear, are an actress/' I dim t know," and she looked quite ; "I am on the stage." " It must be a very jolly life," I sug- gosted, somewhat nervously, for I had nwaripokea to the actress before, re- "«« life," she said. » fOH can®°* have niueh experi- 6MQ6, I returned, glancing at her youthful figure. "I began when I was twelve, and I «m now fifteen.. I have played Arthur in ' King John,' Mamillraa in the •Winter's Tale,' and Prince Bright Byes in the pantomime. Quite a wide range of parts, isn't it ? " Yes, I suppose so," I remarked; and may I ask where you are acting now?" She laughed. "Such is fame I Why. I am playing in t^e new burlesque at the Fortune. I apologised for my ignorance, and assured her that I would go and see her the following night. "Do," said she, "and mind you applaud my song. I was encored last night, so contrive that I am again to­ morrow. Good-by," she continued, moving toward the door. ** I never talked to a lawyer before. . : "And I have never spoken to an actress until to-day," quoth L " How do you like it?" asked she. Immensely ; pray give me another opportunity. What do you think of a lawyer?" " I don't think of him at all at pies- ent; I have something better to do," and with that she vanished. Yes, she was both piquant and repell­ ing, but the novelty of the acquaintance j y^jv on'rav^in'.Y was pleasing, and the next evening found i ahnvt again I hope to be able to oonvinoe you that I am an actress." I dined at the Star and Garter that evening, and spent a few merry hours with some old college friends and re­ turned home about midnight. When I reached my landing I found the be­ grimed domestic and a young girl en­ deavoring to oacry a heavy box upstairs. Of course, I offered my servioes, which *«*• gmcofully accepted The lady, who was, of oourse, Miss Mildred May. let go the handle of the trunk, which i promptly grasped and dragged up to the sitting-room above, As I was leaving the apartment she entered. , Mildred May, I presume ?" I SBked, bowing. She bowed a mute ac­ knowledgment, and passed into the room. I looked at her somewhat curi­ ously, and not without admix atioh. Her figure was more womanly than her sis- ™T8' k®* oostume was plainer. There was an air of almost matronly dignity about her as she moved. Her hair was dressed plainly, and I noticed that, unlike her sister, she wore no rings on her well-shaped hand. When she Xattm Forests. While there is much aaid and written in ngpzd to faresMxee cultivation, we find veij little attention paid ervation o# native forests. In the tim­ bered sections we have been too busy trying to get rid of the timber to think of any method of preservation. Yet in some stations that wore formerly tim­ bered there is now felt to be a scarcity of timber,particularly of thai kind whick is useful in manufactures. The only remedy mentioned ia the planting of tor- est trees for this purpose, but this is a work that we are hardly prepared for in this State, and it is probable that only necessity will compel artificial planiuL The time seems too long to wait for ok investment of this kind to begin to pay and there are very few who will under­ take the work. At least very little has been done in this line. At the Agricult­ ural College an experimental arboretum of four acres has been growing a few years; and a fanner in Monroe county has this year set 1,500 black-walnut trees with a view to grow* them for tim­ ber. Would it not be well to study more closely the possibility of improving the timber lands that still remain. The woods still standing contain a vast amount of material which is susceptible of development in far less time than would be required for the planting and growth of new forests, the neglect of amy be made b? bud work, bat ou neither ba made nor enjoyed without bfealtb. To those R^rtjauj^tes theHTorfpartfLi the blood andfe the beat remedy (or """MmpUftn. whioh b aanrfnhms diXthe hrny. Of ail dn«4 Ai>or*T»T of hw ptu-ieh^berfc. ' Ode hta wminfc M&jaa Ms mother. The little fellow soon retnrned to the front and mmmed his play. The dergrnuii inquired, *'!« your mother at home?" "No «ir, rt-pUod the. cluld ; " >&* is out at weBent." f> Tell bar wh«CLi>h%»eua)iM Umi I e^ad" »" utae^5rBWL , Br. Pierre'n ** famiic PreMrription " alway* tocoraea the, fcfont* remedy of those who try it. It ia d specific for all female " weaknea8C8" and d«raugemaut«, hnngin^ strength to the limbs and beck and oolortom face. Of all druggist*. StBts8m68krSk'Be6seetieusfc,i,-wwwwimeiMK Great men love to unbend from the of tiaMi* Mfe, and have a Aood *o witH!3|raitt children. Lord Chat- o, in theheignt of his power, when j he overawed Parliament by his audacity t and M&ign, was ones who found him s /by hi* dignity, an Anbassador ed OH the floor,, es witli his little Mated Wiifiam roa goinp to %tuii Carrii »li|Ve you t« take thatAs rrie ? " asked (§!L^ ^"1 "ABE TOO with y»u really lolifve you t«ke him Amply to make youTflclf JoOk prettier by She contrSeL" «< Don't be jealous of poor Pug, CharUe," replied Car- rie. " ril take yon some tune when I want to look especially handsome." BKINO entirely vegetable, no particular care <fe required while wamg Dr. Pierce's " Pleasant Purgative Pellet*" They operate without di»- turned her full face to me, I was struck j Prfof of witii its sweet oompmure, and the per­ fect arches formed by her dark eye­ brows. Her sister had no eyebrows worth mentioning. me seated in a stall at the Theater Royal Fortune, ^The performance was dull and insipid. Perversions and contortion* of the words for my kind offioes^Wan^]^^^ j drew. j But not to rest. Mildred, like Mao- beth, had murdered sleep, and I tossed What was it „ attracted me? I asked myself. She had uttered but few words, vet there is, yet fiding look in her eyes, Queen's English" in"the dm* oTnms ! i0^011 oi *?er hands' never insp4i me ^th^ sense of the educational use of the drama, and I was then neither young enough nor old enough to appreciate an exhibition of shapely limbs, painted faces and tresses of an, impossible hue. Still I applauded Miss Minnie May's song, and was somewhat disappointed that she never bestowed upon me so much as a glance of recognition. I went back to my rooms immediately was a a soft, oon- a sympathetic rhich, without . . . were inexpressibly tender. That girl an actress ! I thought. By Jove, she ought to be the wife of an Archbishop. . In the morning I left a short note, telling her of the promise I had m«A> her sister of attending her home from the theater. Then general ignorance of forest culture. Tl*e timber is ruthlessly cut from many plases that are nearly useless for cultiva- tion after, and would be worth far more for growing timber than for any ofher purpose, more !bee,utiful to the eye and more profitable. In many instances the native woods have been so much neg­ lected or so injured as toKspast redem tion, yet there are still large areas , forest and smaller groves and wood-low now yielding no revenue which might lie developed into timber forests of very great value and at the same time vield an annual crop of firewood in the"pro- Gens. Cut out the dead and least valued tim­ ber for firewood, preserve tl$ «™nii growing trees that, are of the befct varie­ ties for timber. It will be uecessarv for the best care of the forest to keep stock from running in it, as they will totally destroy all small growth, in almost turbauce to the constitution, diet or occupa­ tion. For sick HeadMbe, ottM&pation, impure blood, ditzini'88, sour eructatious from the stomach, bad tote in mouth, bilious attacks, pain in region of kidneys, internal fever, bloat­ ed feeling about stomach, rush of blood to head, take Dp/Pteree'e "pelms." i" % druggists. I strolled down -- to King's Bench Walk, and began draw- ever^ tract of woodland may be found ing a " declaration in tort. " but even IIuore or I®88 trees of the best varieties j j for timber mingled with a great varietj after the curtain fell, Mid prepared for a ~ on jrept oouple of hours' spell at " Taylor Evidence." I had been seated at my | GuUford^atw^t table but a few minutes when a light tap sounded at my door. I opened it^ and there was Miss Minnie May. '•Well," said she impatiently, "how did you like it f How did it go ?" "I don't know much about burlesques, Miss May, bat the audience seemed amused. ' noatn. igik to 'gZu- what to do, and--after alL I suppose, we are not the first people who have made each other's acquaintance over the bottle." F _ And then she turned and tripped lightly up-stairs, and a flash of the crimson ankle was perceptible as she turned the corner of the staircase. There was a certain abandon in her movements which was at once attractive and strange. Her manner and utterance were easy, and her tone seemed to imply a .thorough mastery of the situation, and % hint that, thougn she was young, she was experienced, and was intimately acquainted "with her way about." Later on in the afternoon, I was again reclining on the hospitable horse-hair, and was aroused by another knock at my door. This time the summons was not so much an authoritative rap as a soft, insinuating tap. I bade my visitor enter, and the door was opened a few inches. " Mr. Smith, I have brought you back the--the medicine." Ot course I opened the door wide, and begged the young lady to oome in, which she did uncon­ cernedly enough, and placed the bottle on the sideboard. " 1 hear voct are a lawyer, Mr. Smith," said she, glancing around the room. "Not yet, I'm only at the bar," I»/ turned, modestly. " Yes, they encored my song. I have made a hit, I feel certain. You didn't applaud, though, I was watching you." "Indeed I did; I split my glovesover it. Look here," and I showed her cir­ cumstantial evidence of my zeal. " Oh, I dare say ; /you split them ap­ plauding somebody else; that fright that playB Prinoe with the padded legs," " No ; I agree with you that She is a fright. I didn't applaud her." " Mind you never do. She is a wretch. And now I shall expect you to come to the Fortune at least three days ^ week. It will do you good; you spend far too much time over those abominable books." And then she asked me de­ murely whether I wouldn't go up-stairs and be introduced to grandmamma, who was anxious to thank me for my prompt sympathy of the previous day. "You won't be too shocked, I suppose." she laughed, as I followed her up-stairs. Grandmamma was a faded old lady, dressed in black, and her conversation generally resolved itself into uninterest­ ing reminiscences of by-gone triumphs. For she had been the darling of provin­ cial theaters years ago, poor old soul, and lived as comfortably as Bhe could on recollections of the past and a of the present. We had a cheerful little supper at ptMMshed eggs and bottled stout Miss Minnie prattled away, grandmamma was silently appreciative, and I listened and learned. Afterward Minnie showed me her album, and her aged relative showed symptoms of impending sleejKjn her arm chair. I admired the photographs •as well as I knew how. • " But you haven't told me what vou think of my acting," she exclaimeAsud- denly. " Haven't I ? Well, you are voting yet. Are you sure that you like the stage ?" For to tell the truth Miss Min­ nie May had not inspired me with any belief in her histrionic genius. " Like the stage ?" she inquired sur­ prised ; " why, I'm a born actress. Oh 1 you don't think so ?" I modestly deprecated any such idea. "Never mind, Mr. Smith, before many months are over I'll prove to you that I can act." And the impetuous young damsel seemed ready to cry. Presently i came to the last page of the album, and my eye caught a portrait of a girl whom I took for herself. . ' "Oh! that is not like yoq/' I ex­ claimed. ** Who said it was ?" Then she paused and laughed softly to herself. " That is a portrait of my sister." "Indeed?" 44 Yes, we are very much alHui** 44 Is she an actress, too ?" "She is on the stage. And °noW good-night; don't sit up and read law. Go to sleep and dream of--" ••Prince Camaralzaman V " By all means, if you can." For the next five or six days I saw but little of Miss Minnie May. In fact, I rather avoided her. As I was .absent most of the day ia the chambers of a special pleader, I ran a* chance of en­ countering the "maiden of bashful fif­ teen " in broad daylight, and at night about the time she came home from' the theater I made a practice of smoking a cigar and sauntering wound Russell square. However, on Staoday morning she tapped at my door. ceremon iously. •4 Don't try and act, Mr. Smith," said she, quickly peroeivingmy awkwardness; *' leave that to me; I'm come to. say good-by." "Goo^-bv?" ' " Yes; I have got a better engage­ ment in Liverpool; more money ana a comedy part. You see there are some people who believe in my acting." "My dear Miss May, pray don't think' I undervalue your talents " " I wanted to tell you that my sister is coming up from Glasgow to take part in the burlesque at the Fortune. My sister, you saw her photograph the other evening. She isn't a bit like me, except in appearance, and I want you to be kind to her, and, if I may venture ask a favor, to see her home from the theater the first two or three nights. She is rather timid, you know, and doesn't know her way about as I do." The request astonished me slightly, but of course I could only promise to Ao what was required. with Bull en and Leake's assistance, hesitated and blundered. It was no good, 1 could not work, so I left cham­ bers, and found myself walking toward Guilford street. As I reached my door, she came out. Heavens t How my heart leaped! She was goirig*for a short walk. did not know where; she had only been in London once before; so she accepted my guidance, and we strolled away; I shall never forget that afternoon as long as I live. Mildred said little, and my conversation was commonplace in tier. The habit of taking severe cathartic med- the extreme. With Minnie I could rat- ,c'nct! ^ very unwise. When differing from in- tie on and pay compliments, and laush <i',*eBtions 0to-> in to "strengthen those -i r y ^ " orfi-aiia nain ~ -- , w -nety that are worthless or onlv fit for fueU In many cases they have been neglected" and cannot be improved, but in most cases intelligent work in thinniuc and pruning will be followed by profitable results.--Detroit Pott. f njitriou* VInbltM. Avoid all habits that arc injurious to your health. The practice of going about the house waiter mornings with naked feet often causes a had cold that may end in consumption. Rapid eating causes derangement of the digestive or­ gans. A quarrelsome habit may end in mur­ der, The tiftbit of takini and feel not a whit embarrassed. But-- with Mildred. I saw her home from the tba^tAT night, but I did not sit in the stalls to watch her play her sister's part I hat­ ed the notion that so gentle a creature should be compelled to exhibit herself on the stage, and 1 know 1 should have writhed in agony at the spectacle. As I escorted her home, her left hand softly placed on my right forearm, she aae 4m my consideration. " I am glad you did not come, Mr. Smith; I meant to have asked you not. I am not born an actress, like Miuni^, but of course we must live." Yes, I thought to myself, poor child, she must live; and then the thought rose from my heart and dazzled my brain-- how sweet, how inspiring to work for this dear girl, to soften and make straight her life's pathway, to persuade her is ennoble and beautify my own. During the following week King's Bench Walk saw but little of me. Mil­ dred looked pale and needed fresh air, and i determined that the evil effects of , the footlights should be remedied by plenty of sunshine by day. We explored ! the suburbs of London. We trod Hamp- stead Heath together, explored the re­ cesses of Richmond Park, fed the deer in Bushey and bears in the Zoo. Every day seemed to bring forth some fresh beauty in her mind; every day made me , more passionately in love. So, devoted and reckless, I told) ker one Sunday morning, after we had been to church at the Foundling Hospital, that I couldn't live without her. "My darling, I am not rich in world­ ly goods, but I have a wealth of love for you. Quit your irksome calling, be my •wife." * As I covered her hand with kisses 'she rose suddenly. "Mr. Smith, are you not afraid to marry an aetress ? " " You are an angel," I cried. "You are not an actress. Then she lauglied merrily. "So you told me before," and with a swift turn toward the looking-glass she shook her hair out of its orthodox coil. Then she laughed more than ever. Mildred! " I cried in astonishment. •" Mildred ? " she answered mockingly; "Mildred ? There isn't such a person. Fat Minnie May, and I never had & sis­ ter to my knowledge. Well," she add­ ed, .-seating herself on the table, "am I mi actress or not, Mr. Smith ? " I never answered her, but rushed out of the house, and the next day moved into fresh lodgings at Brixton. Sinoe then I have had frequent op­ portunities of measuring her capacities •m an actress. In fact, I am going to see^-her play Lady Teazle to-night. She •occasionally sends me a box, for old ao- *|ai aim fan <v> sake, she puts it. organs l<y using Dr. Guysoit'e Yellow Bock and 6arnaparilla. It assists nature in restoring health and strength to every part of the body. Ask your druggist to get it'for you. Hig Fodder. c "What is your name?" asked a Just­ ice of a little saddle-colored darky who was up for stealing olothes from a yard on Austin avenue. "BUI." •"What is your father?" asked the Justice, trying to elucidate the occupa­ tion <rf the culprit's parent. " My fodder am what ebberl kin pick up in the way ob cold vittles*" 4$ " I mean who is your father ?" " O, yer means who. am my fodder. Hain't got no sich fodder. l)e missuble, low-down, wufless, no-'count skunk went iuto de court and swored out ob hit. He has done swored off from being my fod­ der yeahs and yeahs agon and I haven't had no fodder since, so my mudder Ravs, and I reckon she knows."--Texas Sift­ ing*. A PBTSiciAK writea: "Ihave found that Dr. t GuvHott's Yelldw Dock'&nd Barsapanlta is & per­ fect and complete cure for sexual weaknesses, the most stubborn of all debilitating diseases. This fact should be generally known. It will save many from the clutches of that vile class of medical pretenders, who call themselves specialists, but whose specialty consists mostly ! HUM ? in prolonging the suffering of their victim and emptying his purse." A YOUNG lady, being addressed by a gentle­ man much older than Metaelf, obaeWed t'tat tbe only objection she had to a union with bim was the probability of his dying before hor and leaving her to the sorrows of widowhood. Tot which he made the complimentary roply; •'Blessed is the man who hath a virtuous wife,' for the snmlter of his days shall be doubled." • On the Complexion* Without going into any Mthetie rapture ia regard to personal beauty, it must be admitted by all that a pure and clear complexion often makes up for plain features, while a rough and allow 8km OT freckly face m&rs the most per­ fect Grecian profile that was ever modeled from nature's ant gallery ; but whe% a fresh, clear, "transparent and brilliant complexion is com­ bined with,-* cla|sical, pleasing countenance^ lustrous eye and graceful form, the w»«n«i be! comes enraptured with the beautiful associat­ ion, and 44 How lovely !" ia the involuntary exclamation made by all who gaze upon this rare combination of nature's choicest gifts to ttie "human family. A dear complexion Ms a living evideace of pure blood and sound health, and although there -are many who try td im­ prove the complexion by extraneous means, it is of little or no use, unless the seat of life has been reached, and the blood purified; in fact, | art must be abandoned, and nature resorted tcv. All, therefore, who are anxious to possess a white, soft, smooth skin, with that peachy bloom so much admiral, mast not depend upon cosmetics, powders or paintstheir object should be to get the blood purified, which can I be done easily, speedily and safely by nature's own restorative, Burdock Blood Bitters, which given a healthy tone to tbe systam and a fair complexion to the countenauoo. S THE following notice by a Virginia blacksmith indicates Readjuster sentiment on the part of Hose's partner : " Notis : De copartnership heretofore resisting betwixt me and Mose Skin­ ner is hereby resolved. 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Send for paiapiil^t po & Jers " " Lord Macaulay, before going to the House Uf Commas fcj the afternoOfe, had often a regular rampage with his nephews and nieces, racing up and down in,A gale of frolic, the wildest and If of them IkJLf. •• •' • But it is a little snrptising to learn that even Napoleon condescended f to such , merriment. On reaching 'St. Helena, he found a temporary home at the 44 Briars," as his intended UousQjfrt liongwood was Aot in readiness. A little i. girl in the family, named Elizabeth, be­ came very fond of him, and they had rare sports together. ' ! A favorite game.was bJind-man'p-l$09, which his attendants thought utterly beneath: the exile's dignity. But one of them was horrified beyond measure when, hearing a cry from the great Emperor, he rushed into the room and > saw Napoleon kneeling in a corner, begging for life, while Elizabeth was i flourishing his sword vigorously and 1 threatening to kill him. Napoleon laughed at the terror of the servants. . Is Spain it ia the custom of every one who eats fruit, to dig a little hole and plant the seed, end the roads in that country are lined with trees, the fruits of which are free to all. Some one says .. "The man has not lived in vain whoi plants a $6od trie in the right place," j IT was Oarlyle who said, possibly to comfort his patient, gentle wife, that "every noble crowq. K and on earth "rrrft'Tg; y " 4lv» % and on e ^tn^oTihornii^ r & " // <»*lt fB I'd •»VM 111 "•<' t at *{*-i • 1 f*HS Ifl SALS IT AJbi. w la the W lying Kidney, •1. Brugf ersey City, N. J. 44 Briogbt, I told you to have my hot water ready the first thing m the morning." "Sure, sir," replied Bridget, "didn't I bring it up and lave it at,th# door, last night, so as to have it in Digital Forfeits. The MalayB have at all times been ad­ dicted to gambling. In those days, in Ceylon, they would 44 play away the ends of their fingers" over the draught­ board. They would sit down with a hie burning, whereon was set a pot of wal­ nut or sesame oil, while beside it lay a small hatchet with an exceedingly sharp edge. The loser placed his hand upon a stone, and the winner chopped off a joint, when the mutilated finger was plunged into the boiling oil and thereby e&aterized. Some men, fond of the game, but unskillful or unlucky, had every finger shorn of its tip.--All the Year Hound. FOR dyspepsia, indigestion, depression of spir­ its and general debility, in their various formal »I also as a prev«ntive against fever and ague and i ] ether intermittent fevers, the " Ferro-Phoaplior- ated Elixir of Calisaya," made by Caswell, Haz­ ard & Co., Ngw York, and sold bjytll druggists, i&the best tonic; and for patient* recovering from fever or other sickness & has no equal. Stomach «xtin>at*» dUtMfWia with eeitatatr and pronptitiia® thin snj kaofaa ,rwm«ly, and Is a mtit genial iavigoiant, appotizer aM aid to •Mratlnn. These m® not emptf assertions, aa thouanda of our connttTOtm and women who hava as. priwo«d ite etfeott art twin, bqk pa* <Mak*d op by lrrefrtgiiblp proofs. The Bitten «]ao giv* a h--lthfal •Umlm to the urlnai? osgana. e-- --i- ur... rrininis neamBi TOE XEW RBNEDT. !H0P5"¥lAItT| . 1 V " AND BLOOD PURIFIER. This new JJeme^y is compounded | from the best known curatives, such as Hops, Malt Extract, Cascara Sagrada j I (Sacred Bark), Uuchu, Dandelion and Sursaparjila, combined with an agree-' I able Aromatic liliKic. 1 These Remedies act upori the Uvtt. I They act upon tiie Kidneys. I Thsy Reguinto the Bow«7i. !• t, P 3 | "ThfH' Quiet th« Ner.-or:s System, ' •* I They Promote Digestion. I They Nourish, Strengthen, Invigorate. I | They give Tone, iKMitli aad HOPS AflO MAILT BITTERS [ are the. ORIGINAL, and ONLY BIT-| TERS containing Malt Extract. Ask y«»rJ)ruutt lor them, ar.u be tun ] I that the lama ||»c|t,it the four words t *OP8 mUHUlfmLT SITTERS | in lat^e rc<l letters. {STTake no other._<Pl.; , At Wholesale and Retail by s'l^ejira, > ROCHESTER MEDICINE Ctk, "tochrnter, JT. I". Emptoymwrtfer ere meet with Addjta Lei<4:inf mDmiiiciKl thMc's5p"*!2.^ <»*•*•• --- f imw. IA EWIAH TSTATNACR 'AAD' iuJt Ptit, ItwTi&WlffFr. m:* ELASTIC Wl WISHI, wlta trtiiiM<n *£ •"fry **"•» s?| 1 THE KECIFC _ t'ki... wm*im ; CKLKMASEB, W th I ;stmcUopt to familiaa how to taaa it, is now li the . ttHwanS at ttw<ii»iis><its1 " rat the Untta S S - ' X i'P^Vrl, . . . by 11 ke>» all ow t i iKt<r m «snk4M«iia less tii .n S.i. So family or HuM abmSd b?Wii (a<M»'«ai« •ss s«;j. it- fv«d ra. I ) . I / . I IVI or •left, ApplatoiH?.ty, St. Clair Co.. Mo. j2 I'L.I IY 'TO iHtl. namor nmxvtm can UM JwtlM trftMqMwOnrt i a'MSTt! tsftiLfflfc'.'ga'Mag* r , f Lf y-wid-by. Tke V«rj Concentrated; Zephjrr. Out in Arizona an American and a Mexican had a fight, pistol against knife. The American was made foreman of the Coroner's jury in the case, and thi» was the verdict: *' We, the jury impaneled in the above-named case, having exam­ ined the body, do declare that the name •w of the deceased, when living, was Jose i received hor Mareno; that a stiff Arizona zephyr was blowing across the plains on Tuesday evening, and that the wind concentrated on one D». LAMSON, who was executed in England for poisoning a relative, was proved to be a man whose mind had be­ come impaired through excessive use of opium, but the drug had acted mainly in the way of paralyzing his moral nat ore, and had rendered him almost de^ void of a knowledge of right and wrong. He was a cheat and a scamp as well as a murderer--in fact, utterly demoralized by the use of the narcotiO which slaved him. THOUSANDS of infante and children dte at Ibis season of the year from Ciioloru Infantum or summer complaint. This fearful disease oan be cured by Dr. WinoheU's Toethim Syrupy whioh never fails to give Immediate rawf/sven In the most severe cases. Sold by all Druggists, " PBIUONEB, this is the third time this year that you have appeared before this court. What has brought you here now. ah?" <• The pnliA,- gir !•» ^ ^ ^ ; GREAT en- U lead* tke UM Of all sthn preparations or mrilirinw In Ctte* of nausea* headache, dizziness oFlrfegu- larities of the system, BURDOCK BLOOD BITTHBS haoe nominal. Thev never fail ui affordins; relief. Price tl.00. unprovements have reoently been made in Carboliue,a deodorised extract of petrol leutn, the great natural hair renewe.r, and no# it is steolutely perf«st as an exquiaito and de­ lightfully perfumed hair dressing and restorer. Everybody Is delighted with It Sola by all druggists. THE best of evidence: 11 Yes, this mnst bo tbe ladies' cabin," aauk a J«8ng lady to her friend as they halted at the ddor of the cabin of a Fulton ferry-boat and peered inquisitively in. "Why do you think so?'" doubtingly asked the other. "Oh, because there are so many men in it," was the answer. Agtmts as'.: ma&ing 91(1 a dnj gelling ^ i.- -v-- - our goods. Send for circular and terms. Great Hngliah Cntlerj Co.,« MUk street, Boston, Man. wxtooi Jreat Kngltsh Ci EWCIWESgy^« mrnrma AW«lMJf*yAyM>»ca.iiiaaiii^ft Youne me* ***** • (MTIMS FCBOS. ne loo to IO,«OO "" lc; oommls. SpitMlding * Oo„ 37 Boone Block. Cbicafo. AK» NOT* WEAR. pi t. • taoath*,n»db«oartatn of a «I1 oatleD, addMrt VAI.BMTIMS BBOS^ JanssvilK VHs. to 10,400 bn. Iota, llar^a Bitmwsg TNCBMASm $ 1 0 . . x o m t ^ i u w WHEAT $60 cts. CircB^A ot weekly Send it oooe mmn. Addnai MKRRU^iU St* SfOCIS C A-REEtt t SOUS' PMWQS. 1 Haw UtaMraad Qatalwpw. IK mt fi«a. SpaaW prleas. Agants wanted in «T«r> oonnt/. fiKEVS T C H F L S 0 f M v i l G t 1 A » C n c a S o . K i 0 N E Y - W u k A BOAT was picked upon the Delaware river, sad the only living things found on board WO*B « snake and a quart of whisky. Probably some Congressman nad been to another funersL-- Burdclte. • « All Is Well That EiMta Well. Orin CaUin, 49 Pearl street, Buffalo, N. Y., says : "I tried various remedies for the piles, bat found no relief until I used THOMAS' EC- 'UCTKICOuu whkh entanly oared me altera fen apphcatkMta." the sail quenoe. poii d J< THE latest plan for chrllirlncr the Indians coptemplaten teaching thetn licket-gcalpiag at first, in order, that their departure from navage lint, a hole was bored through practices may be gradual, and that they may ose, and he died in oonse- no4 becoae diseonraged at the THB late Bishop Scott a few years ago was invited to preach a Thanksgiving day sermon at Odessa, DeL A large congregation attended, and an elaborate discourse was expected. But, to every •tone's surprise, he closed his sermon after talking only 15 minutes, and to the inquirers who flocked about him after­ ward he explained that he had said all he fcnew on the subject in hand, and had therefore stopped talking. A NEW screw adapted to be pnt in po­ sition by driving has been invented and is said to enter the wood without tearing the grain. A cone point is used instead of the gimlet point, and the screw thread lias such a pitch that it drives in barb fashion, and once in position it is very difficult to remove. •*Tiieroughl jr.*» LEAVETTWOBTH, Kan., April 16, 1880. H. H. WAK.XER, <FC Co. : Sirs--lour Sale Kid­ ney and Liver Cure has thoroughly cured me of inflammation of the bladder. JON BRANDON. THS Popular Science Monthly leads uff with an article on plant cells, which is, no doubt, very erudite, but the worst plant sell walcnow of is when mulleins are dealt in as pore Havana leaf.--Pittsburgh Telegraph. THE old need them for strength ; tbe young want them for a tonic ; the sick crave them to get well; thf well take them to remain so; dyspeptics need them for relief; epicares like them as an appetizer; everybody takes Hops and Malt Bitters. A PAPER states that an Arkansas rifleman ex­ hibited his skill by breaking the point of a lead peyil Anybody can accomplish that feat, aad everybody who does it gets mad as Mazes about ii, too.--New York Commercial Ad- verliter. KELERT'B DAYUOBT LIVKS PILIS ar* arslia* bio remedy lor bilioptiasas, headaohe, oonstipa* toon and liver diseases* aod are the best pre-* rarim of fevers known. - Bold by Druggists. "How did you like the lecturer"T didn't like him at all. He gave us a perfect Niagara of words and only a rivulet of ideas." " I AJT now ready to fay down my bundlei" So aaid a laboring man, who for loeg years had toiled to support his family and had beooms reduced in health. He ggw says that Hops and Halt Bitters has made Mop a new man. TIIK IIKKSI1EV School of Musical HCttSHEY MUSIC HAI Cliiciiffo.'Ill., * jfford* Uie reoat thorough teatruction in u v«aaHS8»«wi.6aa all briacheaof circular tieMral Director. GOOD NEW8 "WE go in for the OL$ flag," rewnarkS^ ths property-owner who was ordered to iAy a new sidewalk along the front of his lot. lip Cfubi onr CKUt-BEATKD TBAS, and sccure a beaatlfil "Itei Sou er Geld Bui In Brt," <44 ptecee, our own imfHtrlstloe. Om of tUie txanttful Tea Sete £i\vn &w*j ly ---Mating ftCl«bfor|2r>.00. Beware vt the eo-c&l!«4 " UMIMf awmii |H]II|I|||| Ihlltrg dfiOger*M M M t f W l d i o i . O M I ' M I I w i t h r c l t a U * Nohum^. The Great Amarioan Tea Co., Xmporten^ T. o. SEA M at A U vastrv BI., K«W T«*A. PasssRvs your harness l>y using Uncle Sam's Harness Oil, which cloe$ the pores, keeps out da"t or damp'ues<i, making it softr and pliable, Mold by Harness Makers; ' k. 1 PHITADELPKIA has an artist naMad 9 ̂ When 8 years of age he was only a Uttle b> LTDIA E. FINKHAM'S Vegetable Cempound nks first as a curative agent jit all com* ranks plaints peculiar to women. § I'HET are making car-wheels of paper, and even a "stationary'1 engine has been achieved. H OWES, cattle, sheep and hogs are oared of distemper, oonghs, colds, fevers and most other diseases by Uncle Sam's Condition £«wd«r. Sold by Drngrinto. . 8EA-CAFTAINS' gigs are carried on a voyage so as to ntilize any sea-horss that may be caught. T»ne U. S. Government are using large num­ bers of The Impr >ved Howe Scales. Borden, BsPscfc & Co., Agents, Chicago, I1L ! Tnts is a good dealrlike a mute. It is jo be ahead of time than behind tizNk : ftv ths as* fcnnd, Spriag TobaMt abtUMtaiiea.--SS Million poaatf* " last year.--Prices lower " eots wanted.--Doat for drculor. or llllxed^ for |le or nixed, for ||. m aoniHsafjcB.--s; impotted last yet thaa i*e.r.--Agent wkstetll&e.--«en«l or Mixed, lor »• sampls, 17 eto. extra for postap. ip a elS/X&oieest Tea lu tewwlj; variety.--Heaaes eveiybody.--O'df'J ™ loiias la America.--Ka chronio.--So hmabug*- tmtigU. ts®T««8.-Value fcr KODCJ. iO»*t WKWJS.43 Veaej St.,».V.,P.0.Bos l«Si '"'T'" S25 Every D&g Okd b# MiU| made with out Well Augers & Brills On* man mild on* house irqctrert. Wa One nan and on* house reqi -•re the onlrmakers of the Ti Bin won® Boring and Hook-Drillin* Maohme. WarrantrS tke B«*t aa I"»rrl»! - - eset*#40 8«acr> LOOKS & umu. T! TirriM, QHIQ. lACENTSt AGENTS f AtSEMTi! viar. DODOXSVfaru' a«w baok, }** pwbtmUrf. aa«M Jattlafcr UVIRMItM ""THtaUSHsr OC tto K i n N F V - W O P T •Tm SMda arawaa tttaNmd «k*n aU hlM. It la alM, kat aSlalnat. OKSTAIH IN ITS AOHM, bat banal-- laaU tylt »l»a--a.Hr--K«a--a tka K 1 D N F Y - W O R T I fajyanfi aSspaSag*' Iaystranof anmeabiaeeeeetlom. SMd in •vny ha--afcaldaa a SPRING. JMEOIC1NE, TIDJt, T I llqi AlaoiaLHaMPanktVwrrCa i>w«walMii <tft -- |ii I | parait. A«S ;nr irofTodm , WKU& ~ i(Wma«K>thad»* ! K I D N E Y - W O R T XT-XUKES YEARS AMO t rl--ri «w«g«r«4 liMnhlh MAW. Wt*JkftriigIlhuli-altd, firtTSSmA ootarlU aU o&wa 19 to l.anf k tka JMm> •Dm;booktrtrpsblUhcd. tpaSawip IftoWaJwi nut t. eunit «•» II* CTSeth dktwsend **tmm AOEKTO WA ia imm. It wils Hka I 111 <• J.TKB. fttrln ' ' ' Vrmtan <• Cfelea*. IE 't', *