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• • T 7 , ' i7-> U. XUUKOXS. BT JOAQITIK imiJtB. I M'1 > . A iflfetol KHiot next my own «sn*t wsM£ " ' 4; And witb face like a cod ho lie* dead end niOBCj Lies stark on his back; a band out-thrown, > As disdaining rest on the vanquished breast, . And a look of battle in hip srioiious eye# As one struck dead In" a cannon -shdt. >*•»•*• , Starved or dishonored?. It matters Bed; ;l; : ; Nor whether betrayed or otherwise.- -V . I only know that he fell la*t night j. ^, I only know that he tights no more. >,' -3 J only know that he fell in the iitrhU.' * •» <,JLi; Fitting as never fought man beto^jp"TTy,*T*t Shot dead In the flffht! Not & *y! iable known "" Of name or of place. But scratched on the wall With a nail " Illinois ud that if all. Then deep in the window stands all alone ' And tiittered and torn, like a tiair in war» One starved st.ilk of corn in <i broken jar. A banner of corn, with its memories Of mother, of flelde and of fruitful trees. O, boy from the furrows of Illinois! • O, boy with thy banner to the topmost 1 will nourish this corn, poor, pitiful boy, " • Till I, too, vanquished, shall fight ing fall. " » Good mother, that waits in the far oorn-fields, He will never come back to your arms any mora. Grow lilies for him, his battles are o'er, _ He is borne to his rsst on his battle-shield. Good mothers, that wait, wherever you iwe, . Oh! jiitv us, prav for us every one „ That has left sweet fields for tho smoke and don Of the city 's walls in this ceaselefw war. How oft we have cried: O, Christ for the fight, When soldiers in battle rode recklessly down , And stormed in a day and took the town. Or, sword in hand, they were slain ontrtghtl 0 ye in the beautlfal fields of corn,... • J- ; Content and tranquil and far away, " "... ;; ^ Lift up your hearts and be stlad ail day: »: Uft np moist eyes like the dew of morn; ;*>-> ?, For I tell you 'tis harder to win a town V v]' And hold it for even a year your own Than ever were sates when Kinps went down With army and bannerB to win a throne. Then a tear for the soldier who fell last nieht, With banner of corn in a breach of the wall ; " For to every hundred that win this fight 1 teU yoa a hundred thousand falL --The Independent up­ do ^A-V, - -f If fltBBS. , \ ; " fliere was no doubt about "if; JTolbiii Weare yvaa perfectly wretched that night. He had quarreled with Jennie Bell, and he wasn't going to make it up. The fact was she gave herself too manjr airs, and he didn't mean to stand it any longer. He didn't care if she was pret­ ty ; that was no reason why she should let half, a dozen fellows at a time hang about the shop, or stroll in one at a time, and, leaning on her elbows, chat­ ter and smirk and smile over the coun­ ter; cadets and officers, too, wild young fellows, who only did so for their own idle amusement,' and would no more dream of mai'rying her than they would of inviting her to a ball that was com­ ing off next month. To be sure, he was only a common cavalry soldier, but then he had been in the service a good many years now, had an excellent character, and a good trade at his back, his father had died not long since, and there was a cottage all ready for.Tennie to walk into, and they might settle down at one© if she'd only be sensible. Jennie acted as show-woman for her sister, Mrs. Evans. A very poor little shop it was, very small and badly stocked, for Mrs. Evans had only managed to get a few pounds' worth of things with what had been subscribed for her at the garrison after the fever had carried off her husband. The speculation answered pretty well at first, for many of the officers' wives, knowing what an industrious woman Mrs. Evans was, made a point of buying their tapes, and cotton, and sticks of, sealing-wax of her. Then Jennie's pret­ ty face was seen behind the counter, and the shop was tilled from morning until night with officers and frisky young ca­ dets, and the original customers took . flight--though Mrs. Evans did not know it, believing the business was safe in the keeping of Jennie, worked hard at dress­ making (she had three children to su] port and the shop alone would not .V- The officers were not profitable cus­ tomers, fdr they only went to flirt with Jennie, under the excuse of buying a penny paper, or perhaps asking for a time-table. Jennie mode the most trim, and pret­ ty, and obliging of shop-women, and the place itself was always a pattern of neatness; but the officers' wives did not care to go and buy thread where they were evidently interrupting a flirtation, and so the business continued to fall off, and Mrs. Evans began to get quite un- happy about it. Jennie--pretty, kind-, hearted; thoughtless Jennie--had no idea that she had anything to do with it, or she would have sent every pne of her admirers off at a pace that would have astonished them. She had only been too delighted, after her brother-in- law died, to come froln Devonshire and live with her sister at Woolwich--not only because she was very fond of her sister, but also because she had wished many times to see John Weare again. She had made his acquaintance when her "brother and he--for they had been in the same regiment--were stationed at Plymouth, and she had paid them a flyr ing visit with her father. John had told her that he was tired of the serv­ ice and wished to settle down, and she inwardly thought that he could do no better than to ask her to settle with him. He had been very attentive when she came to Woolwich, and gradually established himself on thife footing of a lover, till he found the shop always filled with officex-s and cadets. At first he was shy of appearing before his su­ periors, then he got jealous and at last angry, for he felt and knew that they meant her no good, and, beside, it was doing real injury to the business of the shop. At last he spoke his mind and told the coquettish Jennie what he thought, and was snubl>ed for his pains. "If you think I don't know hoA£ to take eare of myself, Mr. Weare, you are •ery much mistaken, and I don't want any One to tell me what's right or wrong. I know for myself," "Well, Miss Jennie, I didn't mean to give offense. I only told you what I thought." "Then yon might have kept your thoughts to yourself,* she said with a little toss of her pretty head--" unless fhey had been nice ones," she added. He heard the aside and picked up hia courage. "It's awfully hard, too, when one that cares really can't pet near you," he re­ plied. Just then Jennie caught sight of Capt. McGee, a tall and handsome man, with long whiskers and a red nose, coming in the direction of the shop, with a big bunch of flowers in his hand. She had heard John Weare's last words, but. she was secretly of the opinion that "he ought to have come to the scratch before," so she thought that a little jeal­ ousy might do him good. "Oh, here comes Capt. McGee," she said, in a delighted tone. "Well, he's just the biggest blackleg in the servioe, Jennie, and if you take my advice you'll send him off sharp." "I believe you are jealous, Mr. Weare, and telling stories about the Captain; be is always very polite to me," and she AMOothed her pretty hair antd arranged the trifles on the counter. "Oh, he's polite enough, no doubt." * "And he's bringing me some Homers." "Now look hare, Jennie, are you going to take them?" "Of oourse I am." ;* 4 ""Well, then, good-by." . -y -- "Good-by," she laughed. Of course she knew he wouldn't go. "Jennie, hell be in directly, and I shall be off, but you must choose be­ tween him and me. If yon are. going to keep on talking to him, I shall never come in the place again, m..jKhi£b,jg it to be?" ; "The Captain." . "But I am not joking; T stk&H n^var see you again." "No more am I joking, so good-by." •ftfrnod+f*-*** he • - • * i ' V n . " a• ' " He kept resolutely away for a whole month--never once went near the place; If Jennie wanted him she might send for him, or get her sister to invite him to tea, as she had done before. But John Weare was not sent for, neither was he invited to tea, and his spirits be­ gan to wax low. .... - "If she cared about me she'd haive "fcot in my way somehow before this-- trust a woman," he thought. The idea of got being cared for was not cheerful. That night he strolled carelessly by the shop, but on the oppo­ site side of the way. Nothing was to be seen of Jennie. He walked on in a brown study, then crossed over, and went deliberately by the shop, with only one eye, however, turned in its direc- " tion, but not a sign of Jennie. He went back to the barracks in a dejected frame of mind i; - "It's an awful pity--such a nice girl; tand there's the cottage all ready for her to step into, and me ready to retire from "the service, and' a good trade at my back; it's too bad, all along of that ; Capt. McGee, too. And the fruit in the garden (of the cottage) all ripe, and no one to pick it." The very next motoring John Weare walked deliberately into the shop and asked for a penny newspaper, and h$id the felicity of being served by Mrs. Evans. "Quite a stranger, Mr. Weare," die said, but that was the only remark she made, and for the life of him he could not scr^w up his courage to ask for her sister. ' ~ That night John Weare was miser­ able. " She (can't care a rush for me," he thought, and marched all over the town and nearly to Greenwich and back in his excitement. The next day was a lucky one for John. He came across Bibbs. Bibbs was Mrs. Evans' eldest boy. No one knew what his real name was, or why he was called Bibbs; but he was never called anything else. "Bibbs," said John Weare, "come and have some fruitand he carried him off in triumph to the cottage and stuffed him with gooseberries until he couldn't move, and black currants until his mouth was as black as a crow. Then he carried him inside and stood him on the table, and sat down before him. "How old ai«e you, Bibbs?" He thought it better to begin the conversation with a questioa. "Five and a half. Is thaf your sword up there ?" "Yes. Who gave you those bronze shoes, Bibbs?" . Now he knew Jennie had given them to him, but he so wanted to hear her name. "Auntie? She's going away soon," he added. "Let me look at your sword now?" "Where is she going to?" he asked in consternation. " Devonshire. • Do 1st ss trj os yen" sword?" "Why is she going?" he asked, with a sick feeling in his heart. "She's ill, I think, and she's always crying now; one day she was crying over her silver thing you gave her, ana kissed it like anything." The "silver thing" was a little heart' of about the size of a shilling, which he had bought at Charleton fair last Octo­ ber, and timidly requested her to ac­ cept. John Weare jumped up and showed Bibbs his sword, and carried him on his back over the place, and entreated him to have more black currants in his de­ light. But Bibbs declined. "Aunt Jennie's going to bring me some fram Eltham to-night," he said. So Jennie was going to Eltham, was she. John Weare took Bibbs home, and on his way presented him with a white woolly lamb that moved on wheels and squeaked, and a monkey that went up a stick on being gently pushed. "Crying over her silver thing!" said John Weare. "I'll go and hang about the Eltham road till I see her and beg her pardon." And he went,' and Jennie met him, and pouted and declared she hadn't once thought of him, and then broke down and cried. And John begged her pardon, and declared that he had been a heartless brute; and then Jennie con­ tradicted him and said it was all her fault, and told him how Mrs. Dun lob, the Colonel's wife,, had one day walked in and told her, in tho kindest possible manner, that she was spoiling her sis­ ter's business, for the ladies who had been interested in her welfare kept away because of Jennie's flirting pro­ pensities, which filled up the shop with idle officers, who were always in ttie wav; and how she had been so ashamed and wretched, and so cut up at the de­ sertion of John Weare. that she had intended to go back to Devonshire. "But von won't new?" he said, as they leaned over the stile leading to the Eltham fields. "You'll get ready at once, and well be married as soon as possible, before the fruit in the garden is spoilt?" , It took a long time to talk her into it (about three-quarters of an hour), but then she-was very happy at heart, and chattered like a young magpie, and told John how she had snubbed Capt. Mc­ Gee, and had thrown all of his flowers out of the window. "And it was really through that dear Bibbs that you waylaid me to-night ?" ahe aslaed. ' "Certainly." "Why. but for him Iuight neverhave seen you again!" "Perhaps not." "IH giv« Bibbs a regolar hug when I get home," she thought. And she did, and the day before she was. married she bought him a rocking-horse, which he delights in to this day.--CotusePs Maga­ zine. Etiquette in Germany forbids the carrying of parcels, no matter how small, by a gentleman. Under im­ mense pressure of necessity, a lady may take home in her own hands a small purchase, or carry a book or roll of music to the house of a friend. When a dressmaker comes to try on a little walking jacket, a small boy mutflt needs walk behind, bearing the garmoit on his arm. An office^ cannot under any circumstances carry anything when in uniform. Sntfdetfy W&HmdL "I suffered with rheumatism of the back and hip for a number of years," said Mr. Thomas Morgan, Superintendent of Streets. "I was waited on by physicians, but they gave me no permanent relief, and I resolved to try St. Jacobs Oil. My rheumatism weakened at the first attack of its great en­ emy, St. Jacobs Oil, and soon I was well." Cincinnati Times-Star. * Growth of American Cities. I Twenty American cities, in the census *ear, had a population of at least 100,'- 000 each; ten, namely, New York, Phil­ adelphia, Brooklyn," Chicago, Boston, St. Louis, Baltimore, Cincinnati, San Francisco and New Orleans, in the order named, had a population of ovet t 2(>0,000 each; of these the first seven had over 300,000, and the first four over ;>(H).000. New York stood alone with her million and a quart<T; but before tho next census Philadelphia will join her, giving the country two cities with more than a million inhabitants each. Meanwhile tV contiguous cities ,oi New York. Brooklyn, Jersey City and Hoboken possess an aggregate popula­ tion of over two millions. But tlie f'hief interest in the revised census figures for the largest cities relates to their relative growth. Here the most remarkable fact is the increase of Pittsburgh, which added 81 per cent, to her population within ten years; next to this came Cleveland's 72 per cent, while in one sense the 68 per cent, of Chicago's increase is more ex­ traordinary than either, since tho ratio was on a much larger basis. Milwau­ kee, San Francisco and Providence were the three remaining large cities that increased their population more than 50 per oent. in the decade of years. These figures include only the twenty largest cities. Of course, among the smaller not a few have doubled or trebled their population, as it is easier for a city to increase from 10,000 to 20,000 than from 100,000 to 200,000. Memphis and Mobile de­ creased from the previous census. Me. Michael Robbett,77 Sargent street, Cohoes, N. Y., was cured of a very severely- injured knee by St. Jacobs Oil, says the Rochester, N. Y., Sunday Herald. Well-BehaTed Rascals. Perhaps the most extraordinary thing ttlxmt the French convict settlement of Noumea, capital of New Caledonia, is the extreme docility of the convicts. Large gangs of them pass from one part of the town to another in charge of a single gendarme, and frequently num­ bers may be met worlung in the street, with apparently not a soul to look after them. Many are employed in private houses as servants, returning a' 9 p.m. to their prison. As a consequence of ! this docility they seem to be kindly \ treated, and have a good deal of time to themselves, which they employ in I various ways, such as carving on shells, etc. These shells they sell to passers- by in the streets when they think they are unobserved by the gendarmes ; for, strictly speaking, they are not supposed to communicate with outsiders, but the fendarmes are not hard with them; 'here are now 10,000 convicts in Nou­ mea, and severalthousand more reported to be on the way, or about to startk Moreover, they are not political prison­ ers with a decent regard for private rights, but, without exception, sentenced criminals. ^ Conditions of Longevity. Nature will allow man to live lonir and be happy on condition that her laws or life and health are obeved. Keep the blood pure, keep the bowels reprular, keep the kittnevs strong, keep the mind clear. These are her l>ock and Sar^aparllla is a greai help in main­ taining- these conditions. Ask your druggist to jfet it for vou. Had a Better Thing. ' "I have a new patent cork-screw," he said as he ottered an office on Ex­ change plaoe. "Don't want it--dont want it; very busy just now." ^ I - = "But this is a patent cork-screw for a cent--only for a penny." . ^ "Yes, but we have no tise for the ar­ ticle--good day." "But this cork-screw isn't really good for anything." "I presume not, but we never use 'em in our business--good ilav." "You can buy a dime's worth just to help a poor man, along, and then toss 'em out of the window." "Just so--exactly, but we prefer to do a legitimate business--good day." "Oh, I ain't gone yet," he said, as 1m placed his basket in a chair. "If you "prefer legitimate business, let me call i your attention to these euchre decks--= | every package full count; all the cards j marked on the back--all the chances in your favor, and only thirteen cents a pack!"--Wall Street New*. Tt M. Bunton, of Columbus. Ind., writes: Tor kidney complaints, indignKtien and weak lung's I can conscientiously recommend as a reliable cure Dr. Guysott's* Yellow Dock and Rarsaparilla. I have' used it myself and recommended it to my friends, with ujost satisfactory results." • Slow Growth. During a liftle social gathering at the stately mansion of Morpson Waito on Austin avenue, the conversation drifted to agricultural topics. One of the gen­ tlemen present referred to the fact that the wfld plum, by attention and eultiva- i tion, increased in size and improved in j flavor, and that the same rule applied to i other vegetable products. J "It is the same way with children," I interrupted Col. McSnifter. "If they do not get the attention of their,parents, they don't grow. I once lived near a town where there was an orphan asylum, and I to see them orphans every day for twenty years, and I hope I may drop dead if they were a bit bigger at the end of twenty years than they were when I first saw them. Tliey hadn't growed an inch in all that time." , \ c Rejuvenated. TO Pebu Street, J Indianapouuj, Ind., July 8, 18S1. i .. H. B. War*kb A'Co.: 6»r«^For twenty years I have been afflicted with liver com­ plaint. I tried various remedies, but re­ ceived no benefit dntil I commenced the usa of yoor Safe Kidney and Liver Cure, which gave me permanent relief. ' Edwin A. Castoe. "Lob* missus," said an old darky, "what tnek you ray money fur to send de chile to school? I pjot one smart boy, Jonas, but I lams him invself." "But, Aunt Charlotte," replied the lady, "how can you teach the child when you don't know one letter from another?" How I teach him?" said the woman. "I its roek him tek do book an' set down on de fl*', an'den I say, 'Jonas, you tek ye eye from dat book, much less leggo him* an'"I skins jrou alive!'" Ask your physician and he will tell you that for all tne'eiements which give health, strength and vigor to the system there is nothing better than pure malt Only the urest malt is used in the preparation of Wmt IIUU j HiWH. Dm. ft. •. months ago I was and H.Y.: DON with iaigeoloan and ffcas. Ipto- I - - \Lm and to^da^ I afi in'grtJd haalfti, all those ugly nloOT having h--lad and left Bay akin in a nat­ ural, healthy coodttioa. I thought at one time that I ooold not be cured. Although I can but poorly express-ay gratitude to you, yet ther* u a drop of joy m every word I write. Yours truly, Jakes O. Bb&lis, Flemingteo, JL, JL : "Discovery " sold by druggists. v "What Is a man of full habits?" aske^an Austin lady of her husband, who is one of the most intelligent gentlemen in the city. "I don't know," was the reply, "but I sui>- ; pose a man of .full habits is one who is in the » habit Of getlhlg full. Terns Sifting*, Golden Medioal Dtooov- il Tender corns, pefarfnl liinillim owns, hard all ldnda and of s0 Never fails HW& Discovery" ut moved in i few dm l»y the vm> ha*» taken six bottles /***'• Paismss Ooh*ftrnuonm. N< " tO cure, never causes pain, mm leaves deep spots that are more annoying than the original discomfort Give Putnam's Painless Corn Ex-_ _ -- Painless Corn Ex- i Motor % trial. Beware of substitntep. Bold by • Druggists everywhere. Wholesale, LortL i Btontenbnrgh <fc Co., Chicago. J the Worst bores in Austin said to . GilhqOly: on always look happy when I 1 m<*t you*" "1 am always happy when I meet you, l>ecause you are always" going in I the opposite direction. It is onl'v when vou ! o v e r t a k e l • - . . . me that I get the blues.Texas i eryr" cures t of humor, from the oom- •i ! mob pimple or qraptaon to the worst scrofula. Jour to six bottles oure salt rheum or tetter. One to live bottles cure the worat fciiMl of pimples on the face. Two to four bottles clear the system of hoils, ! carbuncles and sores. i Five to eight bottles cure corrupt or running ! ulcers and the worst scrofula. By druggists, and in half dozen and dezen lots at great discount. " A father scolds his son for his nnmerous youthful errors. "Really, father, you were Once young. Did you never* frolic?" "Never," said the father, with a melancholy sigh; 'when I was young I had no money, and when 1 became rich it Was too late. ' -- Part* paper. . . The Memphis AvaUitu h* charges the pov­ erty of Tennessee to whisky and dogs, and the* people have become so stirred up on the ! matter that public opinion is now largely in ' favor of the total abolition of dogs.--Phil a- | ddphia Newx. ' Weak lungs, spitting of blocd, consumption and kindred affections cured without physician. Address for treatise, with two stamps, Woeld's Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo,N.Y. "YTeu„ Mike, and have ye heard what they're pomg to do with Barney HanneganV "Inilade and I have," replied Mike; "they're going to transport him for life, but I don't belave the poor b'ye will live so ions as that-" • . T J * Perry Davis* Fain-Killer. [Colman's Rural World, St. I-ouis, July, 1882.1 We have known tliis remedy for twenty- five years, and have had occasion to nse'it many times. For cramps in the bowels or colicky pains we know of no reme.lv that e<|uuls it, and the same niav bp said "of ex­ ternal application, in the case of inflamma­ tions. sprains or other painful swelllnp*. Indeed it is an article that oujrht to be found in every household, and the ' peritic instruc­ tions, that accompany < vrrv bottle, kept where they can always*be found. The manu­ facturers are, we know, of the verv best raen in their community, and their ' state­ ments perfectly reliable. The toothpick boot is going out of fashion, 'tis said. Rut the broad, easy-swinging bqpt worn by vigorous men of about 50, with marriageable daughters, will never go out fashion, young man. never. Keep out of its reach.--JVcir Haven Register. Fort aafl PrtftliqaipEm. Col. Mapleson and his artists there are ! many secret clauses not generally ; known to the public. A member of his • company who was discharged for his in^r-mpetenkv^n* yeitaft ago, in ' formed l&fwM|KC^sHB|TAflBrprisedt me by ftnr&nflg zWliOT<mff It ap- - $ pears according to contract, that Cam-, panini is allowed; a hot glass of rum in jtlip first • arj,t <& igf • fWhen he drinks tliK^oVy cnp ^rtdM to him by* MephistoplieK'fc only suppose that it simply •cotrtnirw i B little alcohol burning. I can the public now tl>at it is a fir.st-cla^s. I-xautft^ C/nz rum punefi, and the great ' Knot enjoys it heartily m faet, vdtlffinf it. lie could n«4 do justice brilliant song, "Iovoglia placer," wlnVli.fpliowi* it. In the Kermesse scene, act second, tlie choristers have l>eer on draught, winch they inguta0^.< whiEi the old men's chorus is being sung. And in the above to every sufferer of tlutat or Iiiuk disease. N. C. G. LATH HOP. tiM pt L th r *1- Fonnd »t LmL ' What every one should have, fthd neVer be without, is Thomas' Eclectric Oil. It is every kind. Chicaoo Ohesk has an editorial headed "Will the World Hiss Usy" Oh, .we don't know. '- Somebody else would start anothet paper within three hours. We should miss you very much, but the world is cold.-- Blojd-Polsonljiff--An Alarming Dtaooy»ry. Half the people arc suffering and mav die from this fatal complaint. Diseases of the kidneys and liver are the principal causes. As a cure we can only recommend German Hop Bitters.--Journal of Health. Fooo asserted that he knew a woman who never appended a postscript to a letter. Evrvboay was astonished until he informed the company that the woman he referred to didn't know' how to write. rAN EYTKAORIMXAK Cittfct Arsons, Teia?(Pehru»rv 20, K81. To 1*.>J. W.,Graham, Druggist: /taw- Sir--My, case was an acute form of Bronchitis, and was of one and a half year's duration. 1 employed tho best medical aid possible, but failed rapidly, until the doctors said I would die--that my case was incur­ able Thrown uixm iny own resources. I pot a bottle . n'en s ciiorus i)r,nn- Rnn„ Of DR. WM. HALL'S BALSAM FOR THE Ll'NOS. and „ S?, ? . . in six hours felt a decided relief. In three days the ' IrlOVaiia every bBSSO'WhO plays concli almost disappeared. Xow that my chances of ; Leporello liaR. ifll tl^ tapper scene (last life jure good for many years, I earnesUy rocommend j act), a bowl of liQt nsacarona or gratin, ^ . and a quart bottle of Chianti wine. "The Huguenots," it appears, was al­ ways a favorite with Col. Mapleson's I artists, on account of the spread in the j act first, while Mif«i Hauk invariably olislies off a pint • of Mumm in the rindisi scene, "Triviata." In "Fra Diavolo," there is a free lunch and drink in act first) for .the tenor, be­ fore singing, "On ydnder rock reclin­ ing." and this is the reaaon why Cam- paiiini.'wishes to liavethe opera revived. The tenor, by the way, is partial to "Rigoletto," because he gets a good glass of vinordmaire, in Sparafncile's house before singing "La Donna e mo­ bile." # Miss Hauk always wanted Col. Ma- pleson to revive "Lucretia Borgia." be­ cause there is a "lay out" in the last act, and the contralto. Miss Cary. wished it to be produced likewise, be­ cause in the "Brindisi" there is an op­ portunity for draining some good Italian wiiie. In Yerdi's "Macbeth" there is a drinking song, and tbe Colonel has been asked repeatedly to revive it, but he re­ fuses. ' ' "Martha" is a favorite with bassi and barytoni, on account of the drinking song for iMunkett. Porter or Publiu stout is the usual beverage wlien the opera is giwn, and as the morceau is always .dhoored the singer g«ts two dfinks. ; Members of the chorus have ft fond- Bess for "Ernani" on account... of the Opening chorus, when they all drink and shout in the jolliest manner possi­ ble, and- it is the fondeat wish of every member of the profession to play some , day in the opera when it will be neces­ sary to eat soup and ltunb chops and drink four bottles of .brandy. Envy is a vice which keeps no holiday, bat is always in the wheel, and working ito own disquiet. --^Teremt/ Collier. Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago, Backache, Soreness of the Chest, ;. Bout, Quinsy, Sore Throat, Swell* ings and sprains, Burns and --- Scalds, General Bodily Pains, Tooth, Ear and Headache, Frosted •* iToot and Earf, and aH other * Pains and Aches. ^ So Preparation on earth equals Sr. Jacobs On U a safe, Mttrr, simple and chttap External Bemedy. A trial entails but the companitiTaljr trifling outlay of 60 Ceata, and every one Buffrring with fkin can have cheap and posiUv* proof of its claims. . Directions ia Haven Languagw. * •OLD BY ALL DEUGGIST8 AHD DEALEK8 IN MEDIOiHB. •. VOGELER Bo CO., Bdittmorf, Md., U. a. A. tOLO COIWB W AKTEB.Send 25c tn * tumps lor cata> tocos ofprtyS. mttMroreeatar.N.Y. How Mow! What Ia lif , The neat, system renovator is JStntDOcs Bumd Bmrnta. Try. Ifc and ftrtoefl.oa" "T Z " Which ia the girl from St Louts ?" asked a Coney island visitor, gazing at a hole in the sand. "That wasn't made bv a St. Lau^s girl," was the reply; "that's where a yttWl was htiachod. E<vj!c. CmtmrwHn »t the BladMwr. Stinging irritation, inflammation, and ill , Kidney and Urinary Complaints cured by "Bo- cbupaiba." fL Druggists. Bend for pam­ phlet to E. EL Wmxs, Jersey City. N. J. A California paper thinks it is. Ungrateful for girls to commit suicide, it eostjB so much j to raise them. ! SEWING HINE ?ITus is Ok liAfefct 'ttie^ltei Setcing Ma­ chine Co. Those wishine the very best Sewintr Machine made should apply to lntlKFIKLD & TAYLOR, c irner IS tut e and Vuii Buren Sto.,Chicago. 49*Agcnt» wanted. W HWIIUI All, HERSHEY MUSIC HALL. CMesca, III., muMii frtr etrcolar Fitters VeMRor*s Predictions. Vennor's predictions so far have. derfully correct He says 1JS82 w|fl IA re-» memt>ered as a year of great mortality. German Hop Sitters should be used by everybody. A hotel was burned down in New York not ! long ago, and a Texas editor lost all his bag- \ gage. That was the reason the papers said j the loss was not as laijge as -was at brst sup- : posed. -- Texas Sifting*. , Wx oan assure any penon having a bald head j or troubled with dandruff that Oaruoliue, a I deodorized extract of petroleum, will do all 'that is churned for iL It will uot staia the most dclicate fabric aud ia delightfully per­ fumed. . ' \ , The Bridge ton (Me.) AVws calmly says: ' "The trypes last week made us say that 'The j showers were not sufficient to meet the i I wants of milkmen,' etc., instead of 'mill- j men.'" .• j Common colds neglected cause one- half the deaths^ Consumption lurks in every cough, often using as a mask the ruddy cheek i and sparkling eye till its deadly seeds are I deeply planted in the system. Eilert's ! Extract of Tab and Wild Chekky will ! surely cure colds, coughs, croup, catarrh, j bronchial oomplaints, and ward off consump- I tion., ' , I The Louisville Courier-Journal says Ken- ! tucky is strongest in butter. That's saytng j considerate when her whisky will bear up i an egg. : j "Notedko like it." So remarked one of oui | most successful physicians the other day. i speaking of Hops and Mait Bit ters. "It has • completely cored one of the most obstinate | cases of dyspepsia ever brought to my i notice." ' It is claimed that some of the beef now sold is impregnated with garlic. They have to strengthen it so it can hold up the price. Hiat terrible scourge, fever and ague, and its coo- ,won- j g«ner, bilious remittent, besides affections of tbe * stomach, ljver and bowels, produced by miasmatic air ' and water, are both eradicated and prevented by the } ase of Hostetier's Stomach Bitters, a purely vegetaUe | elixir, indorsed by physicians, and more extens&ely I aaed as a remedy for the above class of disorders, as j well as for many others, than any medicine of the age. | For sale by all Druggists and Dealers generally. (OOmtitan!! Lovely Ai. Cards aal aWoa* li Bach Cook Book. 6. V. Hiutford, SytMass.M.T.' £% fcf A MONTH and board in your county. Men Ladies. Pleasant business. Address • Wt1. W. ZifXiLKK i Co., Box Ti), Chicapo, Hi. VnilMG IICII K r0® wantto learn Tel«cr»phj la a ItlUlU) men tow months, end b» cortnin of a sit. aaUon, addras VALKNT1NB BROS. Janwrllle. WU. SAWWIILLS^S (Bl AU1XHAH * TAYLOS OO^SmriWd. OUsl DAVD NOT WKAB.OIT. r Company of Cta> cinnati arc now manufacturing sad iatnducf th«ir M«r.«MkM|r W,|*lni for Ma i Ladles. territory. Address " i- (k, 6mti tJh*sc Supporteim. Ck, (tiiriiiBitt, OWtb BOOK Canvassers! To eupHtre in the sal* of « new and important work of standard character, rare attractions ana immense fcJI-Imk ciualities. Knthusiastically indorsed' by the hiebett bttrary authoritiert. We want a few men of exixTiona# and ability, able to ilriH ami mansufe apenti*. to whom we offer a permanent and lucrative liiiitlnmt, .Mils, will repay invcKti^iitioii. For particulnns address C. II. BEACH & CO., CIuchku, IU. .QNSTOALL enWNedty woumls or disease* finger or tbe, piles, diarrhoea, rupture loss f ht, loss ofhearing,heart and lung; diseas# matism.^r any other disease or hurt by acd* : orothcrtA ise, gives a pension. Widows n.fatJie^s, mothers, brothers and sisters ar» 1 to pension?;. Pensions procured wheredii* is lost. New discharges obtained. Hoo» disehargea ^nd pensions fur all deserters, rtof August 7.1^2. Pensions Incrbasrd tof72.ro j>cr month. RiiirCTKD net*- ;a specialty. Adviee FRV.F". Adores* [withstamp) B. F. Pritchard(WashiotfioQ« D. C» AKCV Fin THAT mm iJrmn AHYW&T&l bvWfctc! lakow. ]^ymail«25cts. Oirculari J. 8. BXBCH ̂ 00~ 88 Dey St.D N.l HAIR Wholesale and retail. Send for price-list. <h>r><l* wnt C. O. D. WiRS made to order. K. BURNHAM, 71 State street, Chica«p>. A TREATISE ON HEALTH free. Address LOUIS (i. VOLKMAR, West Farms, New York City. A HOIITH--IGENTSWINTED-- k?t'IUn(rarlicli'Rln »he world:?, sample fr»e ' Address J. A. Bronson, Detroit. Mich. SIX Um •» CTSrtff- wnr WA8TS V0!rST! marcM. ttit • Uiuriut •»«U(Aa. ft fr«vtb pt hftif M TillCKCN, iJTRINGTHEfc i4 INTIQORATE tbe HAIR doa't W bumbufrcd. Try tb* great Ssftniab di««ov*rT *hiak ku M&VBK. YET FAILtD. e«<S (iNLt blX C*KT9i* Dr. J. GONSA* Ul, Ba BuifW. Mw. Imw et ftU lellatiw. Uncle, Sam's (Condition Powders should be used by every one owning or having the care of horses, cattle, hogs or poultry. It improves the appetite, promotes the growtn, and restores the sick. Sold by all draggiate. "Jowes. why do you send your wa^h to a Chinaman?" Jones--"I don't" "Youdon't?" Jonw--"No; he comes and gets it" NOT FAIL ito md for our fill price lltet for 180L A« to lany addrerse upon appli- 'cAtion. Contains deucrip- tioneef everything requir- «vd for Personal or Fumily - S^MOlilastr^tione. W« all jroodsat prices In quantities to sa t the purchaser. The only institution wno make thte thMr "peciiil bu»l- neu. VlO*TCO.MEKY VVAKU A «>.. **T A i f Wabcuk Avenue, Chicago, Illinois. ose, witb purest mail umi u Bops and Malt Uittem A dtnamite mine in Rtuwia is n<* nearly bo destructive as a bran-new 910,000)000 silver mine in Colorado. Pubb ood-livkk oil, from selected livery ©a tbe seuhore, by Caswell, Hazard & Co., H. Z> Ab«oiatelr pure and nweet Patients who haA> oooe taken it prefer it to all othwa. Fbyaoiatf deelan it mperior to all other oflfc *-' De WmcuErx's Teetuing Stbcp is just the medicinc for mothers to have in the house for the children. It will cure colds, oooghK, sore throat, and regulate the bowels. Do not fail to give it a trial, you will be pleased with its charming effect Sold by all druggists. The milking-stool isvthe latest in the "dec­ orating" line. It is affected only by the cream of society. CurHS HA9D8, pimplea and tovA akin eared by asiug Juniper Tas Soap, made by Ounroll, Hazard 4 Co., mir Todt * It must be greasy work, this getting up ft corner in pork. Th* How* Scale took first premium at Phila- parim, Sydney, and other exhibition*. Borden, Selleck A Go., Agents, Chicago, BL 't f 'a. - •• * • "i 1 - » _ I Before an apple becomes cider it must go*' the rounds of the presa W.MORGAN& CQf lAPQUS.iNOlANK fariaun' fiirvutlve Pills nuke New Rich Blood and will coim>lotely change the blond In the entire sys­ tem in three months. A try person who will take one pill each night fn in 1 t« 12 weekfi in ly be re«tored t<> sound ! be.ilth. if snch a thing be possible. Sold everywhere, or sent by mail for 8 letter stamps. I J. s. ,IOinKO\ A- CO., Boston, Han,,; formerly Bungor, Me. ! BOOK AGEKTS1VANTED FOR i 1 I^JSantCJernmer., It portrays the " Slants and Rcenet, M*rveU and Mvntericsof the < apt* to!: tells of the dsity Jtfc st She White iioare and of =U Its famous oecttpsnt*} shows the woadetr snd inside worklngp ot ever* Government Department: and nivet truthful nveJ*. tlona of life "behind the -cenes." "CM a u i ir auxikr it-oman «•«8 it." IS fine Enjcravinjts. The best sellttig buok out. Auenls Wauled. L*4ie«dopr*ndlT. Extra Termsgieen. Sendforciw •Ulars to ths KXUUA1UK WBUliliUiU CO., CHICAGO. Ills. - • ut AHD FOB S1LM BT -Ufoj THE XEW RElEbt. •HOPSTHAjiij BITTERS. >' (Sot Fcrtocate4.) t THE GREAT . er^ZidnsyRemefty; AND ELOOD PURIFIER. W This new Remedy Is compounded from the bc&t known curatives, SUChaa , Hops, Malt Extract, Cascara 8agrraa (Sacred Bark), fiuchu, Dandelion •»* Sarsaparilla, combined with an ipM I able Aromatiw Eiiiir. V These Remedies act upon tbe £Jv«r., They act wpon the Kidney*. I They Regulate the Bowels. i i -. .. - j They Quiet the Nervous Syltab , They Promote Digestion'. .<! '* They Nourish, Strengthen, Iavjf|Qfp|a>; | They give Tone, Health and Energy,' HOPS AND MALT tITfEftS are the ORIGINAL and ONLY BIS­ TERS containing Malt Extract* v, Ask your Druggist for them," and ne sura | that the label has on it the four word* '! **} HOP^ AND MALT in laijca red letter*. C^Take no other.jjB " ' At Wholesale and Retail by all deakta^' TOOBZSXU JUUXXPZlW«i*KH r |r, :« .Jtms li m LUgmlR. Many c?o Boorand' C A.HEEQACW8MWKDS. 1 State St.. CHICAGO. GOOD NEWS : , lLI..- t'- •Hllwiu /&• "j f INCRMSE $10 YOOfi CAPHALr V«l A. WHEAT and Investor* of SSSf extensive and Our soooesiift tnblished plan. sent weakly, di' ly. Send at c ^ a l r o T i l a r s a t a d , (C|| Dividend* paid j BOII SBontba on this 8fiKRU«!&f STOCKS ^r^a i^». Consumption Ca DR. WM. FOR THE LUNGS. all UiMtamtoftlis Ilr^ibiufknuu. Its and heal* th<* Hembrsaeoftne Longx.lh autl poiaontMl by the dlmue, aad nijjlit sweat* anil UgUtuess aooompAtiy it. ConKnm incurable umUd HALLS you, even Uioux BVRC9 Send your sons to H. B. Bryant's Chicago fonrtnfla" College to get a thorough practical education. Nothing pays better. Most people prefer a Welsl| itfititttoktilt te better. 1J~JL ' , 9kr Um now bnaO, ̂ ?ring Tobaoeo, i THIS NEW ELASTIC TRUSS lias a Pa< ftsai sll stWs, k rapaksps, with Mf*4jas«ic Bs« bMt«>ra W( tsaUaiHiasaa •f lk« bo4y, wkUs tka Mil a tka fee HsrnU Is held SKWrelj Car >n4 wcht. sod a ra«aal ear* *ss> kda. It U sasr, «anbla an4 ebe^p. Brat bj mkIU Cuxalu* Eflglaitoa Truss Co« Qhioaao^ IU« FRAZER AXLE GREASE. ta tiie WerM. fisttks csiiria*. f*k MASON & HAMLIN AHA A ace certainly best, havirur been IIKhBIIIX bo decreed atKVKItV GREAT VIIVIIIlW WORLD'S IMH STR1AL COMPKTITIONlbrSIXTEEN YEAKS. noothor American Oreann having been fonnd t-quai at auv. At<o CHKAPKST. Stylew: 8^ octaves; suffiiicnt coin-, pass and power, with boat quality, tor popular naervdi and secular music in schools or families, ;U o-.ily w23. ONE HUNDRED OTHER STYLES at ««l, *57. 966. mi%. *78. •»*, SI OK. *114. to *AOOi and upward. The larger »tyU* ore tcluuit/1. urinated by • an# other Organ*. Awo for ea«y iiuyni.-ntj. NEW j 1L.LIJ8TR.ATE1> CATALOGUE FREE. j IB A This Company haw o<;m:nenoed , VI A||II|V the manuffw'ture of I I RIGHT j • IRIIWW GKANO 1'I ANOS, mtrpducing I tmportavtt improvement-i, nuUns to power and beauty j of tone gtd durabUit.v. Will t»>t Quarter <u mticliok other Piano*. ALU SIKAlr,w ; CntCULAIM. with fuU particuUrs. rRtr THE MAS^N & HAMLIN ORGAN AND PIAN'O CO., 154 Tremnjit St. B<«t«n: 46 E. | 14th St, N. York: 14» Wabiash Ave., Chlvaeo. NEVER FAICC. Is iinfailhi<; anHtMalli- ble in ouriuK J2t>ilvplac Fits, Sl'asjj:-!. >\m'v"US- sions, St. Vita*-1 Alooholirtm.Ui ' Bio iSST'-- and ati whoaa"ledwto- rjr timptoyrnenVaMyf* Nervous ri I'lrlllla or kMheys. or who i»- qmceanerrejj^jwg- oatitan f Inv proclaim it_ womlertulj " that ever MtiRtained the sinking system. by all DruKpnta. DB. 8. A. B1CHMOND MEDICAL OO., »:* Sole Propriaton. 8t Jowh. Inclose stamp for Circulars. TT- C; H. IT. Ko.! XJEriWX WRITING TO ADTKIiTj « ileoee aay yea wvtlic < la this pnper. ETROLEUM JELLY £>( Used and approved by tk* leadisg PHYSI­ CIANS of EUROPE and AMERICA^ I The moot Vatuahlo Family Remedy known. For the TreaCacit of W0TOBS, BUSNS, synr , CATAifeH, HEXOSSHOllMy Btfc riVTTSlff, Abo for i TheToOal 'Articles from pai* VaeeUae-- r -- l i T i i i i l h a j Vasefco Celt CtmL >** Y&celiao GMtiur|%" Trrii iii TVM Bmxh. •nssrtriwklsriMlia^,^ yAsnjsicosncinn; rfa f-ha Sore ILr c ot. Cr cc? i^dCiththorjt, etc. yj-Try S5 asd 60 oent sizes of tQouf ^doda. 1 amAL AT TS3 Pan^E^U^OHTIOX, .j- i i 35535