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16.1883. WEDNESDAY, »* ̂ * * *• « ^ Railroad Time Table •• EOIKO SOOTH. Aeneva Lake Passenger.. A. * tteaera Lake Express ....&<$?« m-J* _ ^ Ibmu tftke Freiatht......^4^^*!*'• * 001*0 WORM. J.'. Bene** T.alce Freight * geneva Lake Express i*i? I. PBBtn Uk« P»n«»fir..... fi/58 t B. BuM.Axent • ,» JteHenry. Ill Special Announcement. '--r' We take pleasure In announcing that §||ejiave mad* arrangement# with the' fubllsliers of the American farmer Which enables us to furnish that msga- jline as a Premium to our subscribers, ifrhe American Farmer. a sixteen page fnonthly Farni Magazine, will be sent ir«« for one year to all our sobfcrlbers llho will pay their subscription to the |?LA.IKDEALKR one year to advance. Jfhls means just what It says--the American Farmer one year for nothing. Sample "copies can lit seen at tills Iyv f / JOSEPH N. FREDS D hail a AM two • year old colt killed by lightning last %week. ' •'HE lies like the Woodstock Sentinel lias become a convenient comparison throughout the county. and THE choicest line of Dolmans . ^ ||adle^ Neck Wear lu town at Mrs. |t. W.Howc'i. . • WM. F. W AONKR, a representative of lite Chicago Newspaper Union, made fhe PI.AIXDKALKK a call on Tuesday * v.^-.^^iorning. BURR ROBBINS' Great American dr­ ills is advertised to be at Geneva t.ake. «tn the 22d, We wonder if they will i Shake McHenry a visit. It Is several y«*ars si nee a ge nui ne circus has visited ^ J t)»t« place. • " Now Is tlie time of year for farmers v-i* * i"1'1 fHrmer®" hoys to lay their plans for f falsing preinitiin crops tor the Fair / "The officers of the Fair are already beginning their preparations for , #vent. Let others not be behind. At the home of hi* daughter, Mrs. ey. May 7th, IMS, Mr. Simon Parker, 91 years. eceased was born In Burlington. Vt., but emigrated to lljHpots In an early day. and has been Ctfpsldent of this state for about 05 f£§rs. He was a pensioner for servicetf'Tsndered in the war of Iflll MRS.FTPKMAM. widow of Cal/tn H. Freeman; died at the residence of her son-in-law, J. F. Harvey, in Chicago, on Saturday last, at the age of 73 years. Her remains were bjfought to this til­ lage for interment. Clie funeral being held on Tuesday interning. Mrs. Free­ man had resided in this village for many years. IF our readers desire to aid as In mak­ ing the PLAIXDEALKR a medel country paper, they can do so very materially by each one sending us one or more new subscribers, within the nest 30 days. If your neighbor is not a sub­ scriber. urge him to become one at once, and we will endeavor to make the paper a welcome weekly visitor In the family of every subscriber. Our term? are only 81.50 per year, If paid strictly In advance. Work Given Out. On receipt of your l|jddre*s we will make an ofler by which feu can earn $3 to $7 evenings, at yenr flome. Men, women, boy6 or girls can do it. H. O. Wilkinson A Co., 193 and 1*97 Fultou Street, New York. i" ni'i Pr te ft' !i' ft- M. Mrs. Sesrles will open May ISth with 'p choice selection in ontside garments A'^i all the vartous and latest sum me ' styles. I am now prepared to take Orders lor all the extra »l»es. Mns. S. SRARI-K8, McHenry* THE Ladles of the Cemetery Aid • >;-||oclety wish to thark Mr. Osmond Hate ,;^|or the very liberal donation in aid of ^-fhe cause Fof^ftrliTcli they'lire at Wftrti? : Viz: the improvement of our Cemetery. ^ ll'hey wish us to assure him that it Is ^appreciated to the fullest extent. FISUERMKN have been havlrig vrare sport here the pact week. The hank" of the creek below the Mill Dam have been lined with men and boys from morning until night, and some days as high as twelve or fifteen hundred have I been taken-out. A. A. MARTIN came out last week ft'itli a bran new buggy, hnd now turns «ut with about the finest rig in the vil- ;::i:fsge. It was bought of K. M- Owen A ti«»n. Is of Massachusetts make, with the patent jump seat, and Is certainly one ijif the finest buggies in the market. THIS level-headed remark Is attri- " %uted to a she rill: "Many women come Is me at the jail aud want to read and ^gjliilk to the criminals; hut I tell them to go and read and talk to the same class |hat are not as yet criminals. and keep , »f||hem fronii being such." N. S. COLBY whope advertisement of •llorees can be found In another column, •.<',%lshea die public to understand that gillie he Is ready to show his horse's iflxtlays In tiie week, he will not do >|o on Sunday, and respectfully asks that persons will not ask him to do so. Mr. HOWELL, who is stopping at the Rl ve<*i 1e House. |ii this village; Is the boss" fisherman so far this season. He caught one day last week, In the creek below the Mill Dam, over two hundred Silver Bass. They were the finest string of tish we have seen for many a day. lie will accept oar thanks for a good mess of the same. / THE Mission Band did not meet 'last $abbath on account of the rain. If the |«*eather permits they will have their Ijneetlug next Sabbath evening. Sub­ ject, Mexico! An Interesting pro­ gramme has been prepared. All are fepdially invited to attehd. MR*. J. U. RIGKLOW, Pres. Miss STELLA BECK WITH, bec'y. ~ WK are In receipt of a copy of House ®ill Ne. 357, introduced by Hon. Charles E. Fuller, of this district, entitled "An act to amend section twelve of division two of an act entitled 'An Act to re­ vise the law In relation to.crlminal jurisprudence,' approved March 27tl», 1874." Also House Bill No. 356, intro- ilucec' by Mr. Fnllsr, entitled "An Act to allow exceptions and appeals on be­ half of the people in^crimlnal cases." ASRANOKMKKTS have been made with the editor ef this paper whereby stu­ dents can, at any time, enter the West- em Nbrmsl College and Commercial institute at one-third the cost of auy oilier school. This school is placing a flrst-class education within reaeh ef •very one, be he old or young, rich or poor. Any one ecu tern plating attend- In sch«ol would do welt to call at this «lHce before deciding where to attend. See advertisement In this issue. v Before you buy a wheel harrow, call *jkiid see tl»«we for s t)<i bv Johu l, Stoi j. THE largest and best Book and News stand in McHenry Co. Is now located In this village near tlie Depot, tinder the present management of E. W. Wheeler, who commenced the News business a year ago with a list of six­ teen daily papers. But with pertinac­ ity worthy of a better cause, he ̂ )ias Increased them to over sixty, besides having forty one weekly papers Prompt and careful attention Is given to all orders. Subscriptions for any paper or magazine at lowest rates. AM exchange says: "If people weuld purchase green coflee and brown it in their heuse. there would be fewer cases of diphtheria, scarlet and typhoid fever. The arpnta arising from the browning berry is one of the l«est agents iu disinfecting dwellings of im- 'pure air. It is easier to buy coflee already browned than to prepare It, but the preparation once a week saves health mid doctor hills. The doors should lie left open and let the aroma pervade evry room." 'it K JliJienry Brick Company It app'-'TyrWiof to have the monopoly of BRLHTmanufacture In tills villag*', as it seems an entirely new process has been inaugurated right In their yavd. A lien l.elonging to R. La wins has been missing for the past tlrree or four wet-ks and was discovered n few days since Industriously setting, without an egg, on top of tlie Kiln. How many brick she succeeded in hatching out or what their quality will be remains to be seen, Ike says she Is a motherly old biddy and acts as if eV^rv brick Wal>H hick of lier own hatching. Wnsee by our Lake county exchanges that tlie farmers have been troubled the past winter With sheep thieves, up­ wards of two hundred having been taken altogether, buffftth^t tlie thieves mte at last "been ^Srifered^Tinm persons of Mrs. Bubolt and her two sons, who live about one aud a half miles from Waukegan. They are now in the tVauk<ag;ui {all, and the evidence against them Is said to be conducive. In the past year parties in tlie vicinitj' of McH«»urv have lost quite a number of sheep. Who knows but these same parties have extended their depreda­ tions o#r here. * bfi 1 kbl" \ 162S mi 631 151 m 1!»74 utH loan Taken on Totin 1591 &l«l 570 B.M mn 1151 KM 4S» •v-V • M4 THE t'oliowiug is the total weight of Mail taken on aud put oil at the se\'eral Stations from Geneva Lake to Elgin, from April 4th to May 8th, inclusive, which was kindlv furnMied u» b« l'octa! Route A^cnt J. D. Nisli: Mtntiona. Pn'olT Train Weight of empty pouch's etc.. In Ciir....4... Geneva Lake. Uenoti J11 nulion......y,;,... Itichmoixl Rinjrwofxl. McHenry ...... .iiv.., Crystal Lake Algonquin Carpcnioi'svllle •&'. Dundee El£>n Weight of empty |n>uchee, cU., in Cfur HQS ®00 • v....-...... iao%;: " hm« A: "^CORUIAtr TSVtTATIOS" lias beeu extended KtOWilW "and lady," by the "Santa Fee* T^rtlo-MHIenuial Associa­ tion," to attend the celebrate in com­ memoration <tf the 333d anniversary of the settlemtf^ ,of Santa Fee, New Mexico, bv Europeans, to be held from July 2d to August 3d, 1883. The cele­ bration is to Includo a grand mining anrt industrial exposition of and for tlie Rocky Mountain regions. A descript­ ive pamphlet will be sent on applica­ tion to tlie general manager at Santa Fe. Our failure to accept this verr kind invitation mu«t not he attributed to our lack of interest In the celebration but--well we won't nrention it. "TAKE a young man, a tall young man, with a snail hat, a long lace, a lengthy neck, a siiort body, a pair of long and slim legs, with arms to match, and both arms and legs largest at the extremities, put him in a Seymour coAt, encase Ids legs In eel-skin pantaloons- with' sufficient bow hi tlie legs to give passing glimpses between th«m of the mashed and astonished world that lies ahead or him as lie walks; cram his flat feet into pointed shoes; tie an eye glass to Ids lapel; give him a delicate mus­ tache and cane to play with--aud If there be a grander sight under tlie canopy of lieaven. we haven't tune to think it up. Perh*|»s a monkey witli a tin tail come* nearest to the phenomena. --Ex. ; FITZSIMMON'S & EYAXSON Are daily receiving new and stylish lines of Dress Goods lu Worsteds, Ging­ hams. Prints, etc. Men and boys Cloth­ ing, Boots and Shoes for ladies, gents and children; Wall Paper in latest pat­ terns; Trunks, Valses. etc. Farmer's produce bought at market prie«. it will pay tlie cash buyer tocall in at tlie W EST EN oof McHeury, almost opposite the 1*081 OtHce. ' Corsets. Corsets, (Jorte(S, at Pert"/ & RICHARD ISRAEL, Artist, of 224 State Street, Chicago, whose CraVon Portrnlt of MIssAddle MeOtuber we noticed some time since, has lately finished another Portrait. wh!ch lias been on exhibition at 109 State Street Chicago, and lias drawn out the encomiums of some of the best critics hi tlie city. Mr. Israel stands at the head of hl« profession, and every Portrait that comes from under his skillfal hand is sure to give perfect satisfaction. Persons who admire a fine Portrait should call at the residence of Henry McOmber, in this village, where a picture of hisnlsughter, painted by Mi. Israel, cap be seen. It is perfection itself. THE McHenry County Circuit Court convenes Monday, May 28th. The following Is a list of the Petit Jurors: Allen Sisson... Riley C W M >llory <j0 A J Shurtlilf... do O Lincoln ..Itarengo John Mttrphy do Solomon Oakley................ do Inane Ma»on do HA l.orkrow do G l» Lanning Du hftm Henry Thompson.... ...............«.Ckemung 1) Peck Icy do Kerry W*tlaufer,. .......i.;.,.,........Alden MichaM Schnff-- .1. ... .(IftrManrt Tim<»Uiy Tooney........ do DennU Shoahan...,...^..^.... <lo John Kihon .Kcneca George It StJobB...,. ..,-.;.Cir«l Peter Miller... • .itirattun O P Mason ... .. .... ..... rto Ahner A Martin ...Dorr Norman Fi*ami!. d<? James Howard... .... ......v ., ..Greenwood W O Lee ; .Hebron John A McOonnell,.. ........ .......Richmond Joseph Ulch»rd8o«................ ... do- G Mvers do John IIueinaan...a..... MeHenry John Gracy ............. " K L Pomerey A A nest.......... ....Nuiul® ....Algonquin .. ...... do Woodstock Department. Richmond Department. SOME two or three weeks since we published an article from the Boston Transcript entitled "Instantaneous Light-*9 It was. published 011 an <srder of the "Portable Electric Light Com­ pany, 22 Water Street, Boston."as an advertisement. When we found that instead of paying tlie bill, said com­ pany sent an order for additional ad­ vertising. we suspected they were a fraud, and when we learned that the wonderful apparatus was only a cigar lighter we were only confirmed In this suspicion. We are not at all surprised therefore, to see the statement pub­ lished that the post otllce department has declared this company to be en-, gaged lu conducting a scheme to de­ fraud the public, and directed the post­ master hi Boston to discontinue the delivery to them of money orders and registered letters. , : "> A FKW THINGS Tti«> •-Mrflndenler" WooM lJk#t%'9S>e. Settled and warm weather* * i Universal pros|ierity. \: I" ' Ireland gain her frpedomi 'J All business men advertlfi#,' |>l Every man in McHenry comity the PLAINDKALKK. All risideiits of rtir village, without regard to location, tlweli together In unity. Some of that wood promised us ou subscription. A mau who can edit a newspaper without treading 011 some fellow's corns. This" ffhlfiVtllWfft correspondent"^*iPlio sent us that scandalous letter a few weeks since. Tlie confiding correspondent who sent in a Postal Card inarKed "private.'* NEARLY every newspaper man is bored by leilows who want to know why he don't make his paper more moral, or more temperate, or more something else. This class of people want a newspaper to espouse their pet theories and abuse and insult everybody else, aud yet tliey scarcely ever con­ tribute a cent to sustain a paper or any thing else. Let an editor be weak and silly enough to take tlielr advice, and his paper would cease to exist, and he would have to quit tlie publishing busi- nf ss or sttyve. In view of th<>se facts, we lio|d to our own Ideas, do mid s|iy what we wisli to, and hop* Only to please by being fair and Impartial, A6 advice can only be repaid by advice, we deem it not out of place to say to those chronic grumblers about the wsy newspapers are conducted, that if they would advertise In it and patronize the publications, they might exert some influence In moulding their course, but so long as tliey continue te be "dead beats," they never can. '•* THE American Kindergarten Society have established a depot for the sale of American Kindergarten material, at 23 West Union Square. N. Y. Also such articles as are most valuable for the education audentartaimnent of children --books, pictures and all appliances necessary for Kindergarten, Primary and Horn9 schools. Illustrated catalogue 10cents. At American Kindergarten Normal school teachers are prepared and positions obtained for them. Charges, moderate. Emily M. Coe. Principal--President of Society--and editor of American Kindergarten Magazine now hi its sixth year. "Every teacher should have it." Subscription, •1.00 per year; specimen copy 10 cent*. Send for circulars. Address alt com­ munications, P. O. Orders, Checks, Ac. to Emilr M. Coe, 23 West Union Square Room 3, or Room 70 Bible House. Tlie society is prepared to aid In establish- ing Kindergartens everywhere. Let us hav£ your hearty encouragement aud co-eperatlou. Respectfully, KMH.T M. ttMC. ' New Tliin Wepk. A very large stocKoUWnnier Millin­ ery Otmds just re^eivffetl at Mrs. H. II. Sk-holt.1. this being the tlfth invoice of Millinery Goods tccei vcd this st i-1 tig. Our stock is uow^complete, and tlie finest we ever had fmneitl»ibition. / l'lie ladles «t McHenry aud sufrofuidiiig country will tlud our store open every day early and late; also ready aud will- iirg to show goods and glv#* prices that can not be beat iu tlie county. It will pay all to cell and examine our stock before purchitsiuir. MRS. SCHUMACHER, At her store near tlie l>e|ioi. has just received a full stuck ot Summer Millin­ ery. Fancy Goods. Ladies attd Children^ Siioes. which she is titleriue to the pub- lie at bottom prices, ('ail and see my goods and learn prices before purclAi*- ing, as 1 am coulldont i can please vou. The tiuosr line of Hats, )a^s«t iiyles, to to luttuti ill Ifee wurk«t« j|v That new wago« Of Thos. Whitson A Son's Is a beauty. • new sldewafk has been laid In front of the residence or E. E. Riclutrdj, Charlie Haas and wife of Pullman spent Sunday with patents here. Miss Lulu Kennedy, of the Elgin watch factory passed Sunday with her parents In this city. They do say we are to iiave good sidewalks now that we have anew mayor. * | A band of gypsies were encamped In the outskirts of town last week. They must have enjoyed the wet weather. The Post of the G. A. R. of this city are making extensive preparations to properly observe Decoration Daj. The new Boatrtt of city fathers have voted the two ^fty newspapers *25 each for publishing proceedings of that body for the coming year. All old soldiers belonging to tlie old ISth .III, Infantry should attend the re­ union of - that regiment to be held at Rockford, May 24th. Rev. Parmlee, who has filled the pub pit at the Baptist church lor several' weeks past. Is about to take op his residence here and become the settled pastor of that church. Rev. F. C. Cochran, of Lee Centre, Ills., supplied the pulpit for the Con- gregallonAlist society last' Sabbath. We hear him well spoken of as being au ablo preacher. , How easy it la for the saloons to close up at 9:45 p. in. and open again about 10:30 o'clock j;hesame night--but they would not. do such a tiling under*' any circumstances. Of course not. Rev. S. C. Hay% a former pastor of the Presbyterian church, this city, lias been, engaged by that church to agalu become its regular pastor--so at least we hear. It is our opinion that no better selectW»i! could possibly have been made had tlie church can^kssed all summer. Mr. L. C. Northway, a farmer living just southeast of town, died at his home early list week, of paralysis. The remains were taken to Union Qrove, Wis., for interment. Mr. Northway was 75 years of age and a man of excellent character, aud highly respected by all who kn«w him. "\jk The outlook tor the meeting--July 4 --of tlie Woodstock Driving Park As­ sociation is exceedingly bright. The following officers have been elected: President. Wm. Avery; Vice President, A. E. Buiirne; freasurer, A. L. Salis­ bury ; Secretary!, A.S. Wright; Superin­ tendent, Newton Hall; Executive Com­ mittee. Asad'Udell, l£. K. Donnelly. A. W. Anderson, W. T. Palmer, E. E. Richards. Mrs. Beutley, widow of the late Oeorge W. Bentlev. died in this city last. Sup .lay at an Advanced age. This lady was one oil the, first settler* in -Wwrdsfcotk anrt1itfcti**^a r«iT*t«irt resi­ dent during a long and useful life. At this writing the d^'ite of the funeral lias not been announced though it wiil probably take place before this meets the eye of the reader.1 We visited the gfeon-houJ* of Mrs. J. S. Medlar lu tljrla city a few days since aud were well repaid in examin­ ing the large and beautiful stock of flawers, plants, etc. , At this time In the year the ladles all Interested iu knowing where t hey can secure tlielr usual supply of plants and flowers and we can assure them that they will find everything they may want, at the most reasonable prices, by calling on Mrs. Medlar. The marriage of Mr. Clias. Northrop, of tfordland. Dakota, and Miss May Whitney, of tills city, occurred last week Wednesday at the residence of the bride's father, litter Whitney. Esq. Tlie ceremony was performed by Rev. Jolip Adams, pastor of the M. E. chinch of which the bride Is a member, Mr) Northrop is a rising young sprig of the law In the place before mentioned, and l«C well known In this city and vicinity, where lie has resided .the greater por­ tion of his life and Is the sou of Dr. James Northrop. Miss Whitney is also well know to nearly our entire popula­ tion, having IIVf«9 here since early childhood, aud is h general favorite with her compauioiui and acquaintances which were numerous. We understand the new married couple will shortly take their departing fur their home in N or d I and . OOXTKIBUTKD BT r. RBXXKTT. Mrs. Peterson Intend* to move her effects to Marengo this week. Elijah Bowers advertised some vouur bulls Tor sale, in the PLAINPRALRR, a short time ago. Result: All the hulls sold. Moral: When 5*011 wsi.t to sell anything, adrertiiie in tlie PLAIN- DKALF.R. M ARRIKD:--At the residence of the bride. In Richmond, on Tnevtuy, M«v 8th, |«L Hy Kev. G. Oi Clark. Mn K. M. POTTBB AND MRS. AKOKLIME PURDY. At the residence of the bride's fmrentfl, in Richmond, on Wednei<1sy, MNV »th, l*W. Ur Rev. c. Clark, MR. ITRANR 1'OTTKR and Miss ELLA. HAYTHORNS. Our congratulations are tendered to all parties concerned. A May Party will be given at die Culver Rouse Ball on Thursday even­ ing May 24th, to which '-yourself and ladies are cordltlly Invited.*' Tlie Janesvllle Light Guard Band Is to fur­ nish the music. Tickets. 99 cents. Floor managers, H. L. Chevlilon. Richmond: Peter Robinson. Spring Grove ;. Law­ rence Blackmail. McHenry. Landlord Culver, commencing Oh Monday. May 14th. runs a bus to and from all trains. The fare will be 15 cents either way, trunks extra,. Leave orders at the Hotel office, and yon may depend on being got to the ftain on time. Traveling ineii carried to aud from hotel free, and conveyance to other towus furnished. Farm Selll cheap, at John I. Story's Wall Paper at Perry St Owen's, Dress Goods aud Trimmings of every description at Perry A Owen*s. Gents Flue Shoes, Perry A Owen's. Business Not I imveral stylos, at A fine assortment of very fine Srs«- ite Iron Ware at John I. Story's. AO pound wool Mattress for 94.7S at J. B. Blake's. So to Mrs. Howe's for Dressmaking. _ 1 Down's celebrated H. (1. N it-hois'. Fancy Oata• Wlftdow Shades at Perry Car of Hapgood Sulky Plows at E. ll. OWen A Sou's. City residences f«>r MII>, , AppHr Asa W. Smith, Woodstock, 111. No fronble to show goods of questions at R. Bishop's. The Richmond Champion salt- by R. Bishop. Ureat bargains in Cane Seat Chairs. 6 Clialn> for 94.75 at J. B. Blake's. Carriages sold low Drill for! A Son's. at K. Owes WAPOONOA. EDITOR PLAINLIEALRR.--Mr. Morrison is building nn additional room to his house, and will fit It up for a shop. W, H. Ford Is preparing to build an addition to his father's houso iu the village. Capt. Domlny, the veteran life in»ur> auce ngt'iit, has been in town. Mere business changes, Eugene Jeuks :ttM .1. McAndrew ^iave bought out Eugene Brooke. The village Board of Trustees have fixed the license tit 9250. Both saloons h«ve renewed privileges, Rosa Burton takes George Pratt'* place in the lieteJL £. A, Gold ing moves into the oitiJh#tel vacated by Mr, uurtou. The friends of Mr, and Mrs. Lancelot Oakcs assembled at their residence last Monday evening to celebrate the tenth anniversary of their marriage. A very enjoyable time is reported. Mrs. Hammond is vlslt<ug at her father's, Andrew Oakes'. Pascal Houghton has bought the Raw- son farm, formerly occupied by J nines Sherbourne. wlio has moved to Liberty- ville. Wilbur Houghton will prolmhiy occupy tlie farm after the present tenant. Mr. Todd is building a new shop. Miss Kate McMalion will teach next -year at llaiuesvilie. The directors of the Slocum Lake district have as yet heeu tumble lo liud a teacher for their school. Applications are in order. Mrs.Jsaac Fslrwontlier was buried at Volo li>«t Friday. " / . Mr. Roliert Harrison has returned from P:ilitoruia app^re^tly Vefj much i i»yrove4 in iwalUu. i ^ ' at... * i&i' I At the sheep shearing festival at Salem. Wis., May 10th. the dinners of three first prices were Hyde add Coak- ley. Four animals were on exhibition from Mr. Hyde's farm, aud some sixty com|«etltorB in all. One of these prises was for the best fleece shown. It was from a ewe, weight 14 pounds--weight of carcase 72 pounds. Hyde Jb Coakley have some «s fine sheep as can be found In Southern Wisconsin. < An advertisement Is to be found In rtltist of jhe papers, stating that a cele­ brated English Veterinary Surgeon traveling in this country remarked tha,t a certain "condition powder" "will make liens lay.H The only fault we have to find Is In the fact that the ad­ vertisement neglected to state that the celebrated "English Veterinary Stir* geon" lied like a thief. Strange how careless some fellows are, when they write an advertisement! The Rockford Sulky Plow for sale at • R. Bishop's. k _____ Carpets, Wall Paper and Window Shades, full Hue, at Perry A Owen's. A large varietv of Misses Corsets, cheap, at Mrs. II. II. Nichols'. The "Boss" Barrel (.'burn at John I, Story's. : v Lumber Wagons. Milk Wagons, Plat­ form Spring Buggies for sale at R. Bishop's warehouse. Perry & Owen hare received their new spring stock of Wall Paper. Call early and make yont*selections. The famous Plow, the Gesley Sulky. Don': fall to call and examine It before purchasing. F^j sale by' R. Bishop. The celebrated Bissell Carpet Sweeper for 92. The best thing lu the market at John I. Story's. Call and examine tlie , Richmond Champion Force Feed feeder at R. Bishop's. Another Importation of the Hapgood Sulky Plows shortly. K. M. OWEN ft SON . Drags, Drags, Drags, a lot ou hand, steel tooth, aud must sell. For sale by R. Bishop The "Aurora" Road Cart,.the easiest thing mil on man and horse, at E. M. Owen A Soil's. A Tonr drawer, bl*ck»*r*luot for f7.S0, at J. B; Blake*. Full car load of Hapgoad Sulky Plows ost received at E. M. Owen i Son'*. Large veneered Panel Bedstead #2.90 at 3. B. Blake's. to Force Puiope, at X, H Buckeyc Owen's, _________ Ladles Wraps. Dohlnians. Jaeltet* and Ulsters, at Perry A Owen's. Ladles and Misses tine- Walking Sho«9 latest styles, at Perry A Owenfs. Fishing Tackle of all kinds at If. Engeln's, hi Howe's Block, near tks new Bridge. ______ The finest line of Silver and Piat«4 Ware to be found iu the county, at Oa W. Owen's. ' If you want a black silk dress worth •3 a yard for tl.fiO yon enn get it by calling sbon at Henry Colby's. Case, Fnrst A Brmiiey. Moliae, Hap­ good and other Sulky plows at K. M. Owen ft Son's. As usual we have this «prlng tMl finest line of Embroideries in town* HENKTCOLSY. The late improvement on tlie La Dow Pulverizer tnkes tlie cake. Call and,see it at R. Bishop's. Call at the warehouse of R. Bishop. McHenry. Ill* and examine goods and lean: prices, OIL STOVES, Four patterns, and tlie in the market, at John 1. Story's. Madam McUee Corsetts. The best on the market at Mayes A Bartlett's The friends of Dr. and Mrs. Ward, to tlie number of fifty or more, gave them a "surprise' party" on Thursday even­ ing, at their rooms at the Culver House. It was at first arranged for the evening preceding, which was the anniversary of their wedding, but the severe rain obliged a postponement to Thursday. The visitors brought materials for a bountiful repast, which wns spread and partaken of in tlie dining room) of the hotel. Dancing was enjoyed iu the hall to quite a late hour, and the evening was thoroughly enjoyed by all present. TM^preiiarftfTWnsnrerih* MemorKr Day observances at Richmond are going on saii^factorilv at Hebron aud this pliice. We hope to be able to give tlie programme complete lu the next PLAIKDKALKK. Rev. G. C. Clark of Richmond, will deliver the oration, and one may look for * misterly eflort. The Rev. Mr. Palmer, of Richmond and Rev. Mr. Cnrrer of Hebron have been invited to make short addresses Next Saturday evening another meeting will be held at (Culvers II*I] t* complete arrangements. Tryon's Corners modestly claims the honors on the baby question, for the following good reasons. On Monday. May 7tli. at 3:45 p. in., a son and heir claimed protection of the family of (!, Fred Tryon; on Tuesday about 6 p. m. a daughter made glad ail hands at Aug, Vogel's, and before 12 o'clock that night a "laughter also arrived at Geo. Trow's. If any little "country corners'* can beat this "corner" 011 babies, a claim properly authenticated may tie tiled and will receive consideration. Tlie papas and mammas, as well as the relatives of tlie new coiners are con­ gratulated heartily. The Nunda Herald says a druggist down there gave a young fellow some vaccine points for toothpicks, and then draws a (iistrcsslng picture «l tlie con­ sequences that might have ensued had not the mistake been discovered. Says Ira: "The person receiving them might have became vaccinated in the ! mouth, and then In kissing his "best" gill have vac ciliated her lips; then the • fair creature would likely have met the pastor's brotherly salutation, whence the wild riot of vaccinated lips would have spread throughout the fair sisters--on, on! ever attacking fresh aud ruddy lips. Content| lation of the fell disaster beoomes terrible." It is evident the Herald m*u liani't been liv'ng along in this world without keep- iug his »yes open, aud we judge be must belong to a church choir, or a* least be a regular atteudant on church sociables, or else how the deuce did he know what might have happened from that young fellow's primary vaccina­ tion lit the mouth? Ira has uncon­ sciously evolved a "big thing." and for fear lie don't see it yet, we hast^i* to inform hint so ho can get it patented. You've struck tlie greatest sanitary dodge of the eeitfury! Just see the trouble we've had in this state during the past two or three years to get peo pie vaccinated! The expense too! Half a dollar an arm! But, what the >;rat«'ful world will hereafter know as "Mallory's Vaccine Plan." obviates all .lifflcultiefr. State aud local boards ot health will snatch at It!. Chicago has paid out thousands of dollars for vaccine points and giv»ti free vaccina­ tion to all coiners, when by the Mallory plan, the whole expense might have •hren covered bv*a few paltry cmts! It might he a little hard on *be miiiisr»r* but they would do tlie work cheerfully, and liieu. you know, it would be mak­ ing them really useful iu a new way 1 HM'flh "ILII2ARI{'A Tlie Gesley steel or wood beam walk­ ing Plow on hand and for sale by R. Bishop. The finest Platform Wagon'made with iron comers and rocklnir gear, si E, M. Owen A Son's. CLOTHING. A complete stock ol Men's and Boy's Clothing at bottom prices. I»KBRTftOW4kjp. If ARROWS! HARROWS! All styles from 40 to 100 teeth, all steel. The Reverslbles take the cake at Owen A Son's. ^ A-fnll litte ef «t*oloo groceries always to bo obtained ut HENRY COLBY'S, BIRDCAGES. Birdcages, In all styles and prices, st John I. Story's. A lot jbst received Call and see them, An elegant line of dress buttons and trimmings always to be found at Henry Colby's, . The improvements on ike Randall and Keystone Pulverisers take the lead by far this season, at E.M.Owen 9k sou's, The Skinner steel or wood beam walking Plow has proved Ir*«lf t« tw the farmers friend. For,tale by R. Bishop. DIAMOND DYES. We have all colors of the celebrated Dyes only 10c a paekagiu, , Hknhy CitUft* mS CLOTHING. Onr stock of Clothing la nnnsnally complete and will be sold Ver cheap for cash. HRNMT COLBT. For first-class |ln*uratice against fltt and Lightning, wind storms, eycktoea, tornadoes, etc., etc., apply to Asa W.- Smith, Woodstock. III. Our stock of drugs, chemicals and patent medicines was never : more complete. Goods lelnbil and prices right. TIRNRT Couffv HORSE FOR SALE. A gowl Horse for sale. Win wovtt either double or single. Inqulro of J. A. Going, at Fltxsimtnons A Evan- - sou's store. Everything In farming implements from a Swill Cart to a McCormick Twine Binder, ciin be found at the warehouse of K. Bishop. Ladles, wo think we can show you the "prettiest" line of laces that was ever brought to this market. Ask to see them ut Henry Colby's. Young ladles, our new walking shoes and French and Mat Kid button shoes are "just lovely." Call aud see tliein at Heury Colby's, Call at E. M. Owen A Son's and aee the celebrated Hapgood Sulky Plow that Is warranted to run lighter than a Walking Plow, Young men. we are now receiving our spring and summer stock of One Shoes, and can show you tlie finest assortment ever fouud iu tills market. Cull and see them at Henry Colby's. FOR SALE. 200 bushels Choice Seed Corn from Kansas, known ns .ninety day Yellow Deut Corn. Call for sample. FlTZSiMMONS A EvANSON. s; 4* , For Rent;, '!hh the village of Nu Livery Barn 30x60 feet, built ly for the business. Will I reasonable. Apply to DUTLEK * WARS KM, Nuada, ILC, May 1st. 1883. ajfood especial 1 routed MILLINERY! MILLINERY! Mrs. Searles will open. May 11th. the finest stock of New hummer Millinery ever shown in the town of Mcllenrv. Choice trimmed Hats and Bonnets got­ ten expressly for the summer trade. Also a line line of children's and misses' Trimmed Hats, for which we invite tlie closest inspection. Ladies, please call aud see our goods and leum prices. We will not be undersold by auy firm lit totyn or county. M«% s. SBABLBS, , McHenry. III. POU 8ALE Oil RENT. Two houses lu the village of Ringwood, one house with ten rooms, the other wltb 9 rooms. A good well aiul bam on each. Plngwood has a good school, making it a desirable place of residence. On the premises is a shop and a good opening in the vil­ lage for a shoemaker, blacksmith, or any mechanic. For further par­ ticulars inquire of WSSI.IT LADU linfSMdt 1U> BjLkery Supplies, M. Engeln. at bis store a few doors north of jthe Riverside House, IIKS made arrangements to supply his customers and the public geiieraHr, with fresh Bukers' supplies of all kinds. fr«»m Miller's celebrated Bakery, Woodstock. Fresh Bread. Biscuit, Cakea, Pies, etc.. can be found at his store at all times^ aud lie respectfully Invites tlie public to give him a call. He also keeps on hand Chick's and Spencer's Flour, which will compare with any to be found In the market. Giifo me a call- coat* all Gossamer circular* and for ladies and gentlemen* tull Ijue of rubber goodi to be bad at HENRY Ootsrt. The Ladies will always find a Ins 'll Kite of Latws and Neck-wear at MnM H..II. Nichols*. ' She keeps x full j|. 8ortineut of the latest styles to bo fonud in the market. The Richmond Champion OrlM m* i Broad Cast Seeder is the great sustil of attraction at the worehowsa mt tU Bishop. Come and look it uwi u4 hi* com* convinced, ,v POSTS FOR SALE. " * C I have 2.000 good second growth 'llwr Oak Posts for sale, at my residence. It* the village ot Ringwood. Will he sold reasonable. Gko. &TKVSMB. Biogwood, March SSth, Mia. We desire to cull the attention sfl ladies to our dress goods •tepavtoieBfgJ We have added a line Hue ot ca*lMMV*ak' cameliettes, silks, aatins. etc., wilill^ will be sold on very close margins. HKNKT New Furniture Store, And I'lwlertHkioir Rooms jimt opene<| by Justin Brothers, near the DepotJ; McHenry. We have on hand, and Mil now ready to show yon a full lino otf Flrst-class Furniture at low pi ices. One Ftock of C'oftius |s complete and a good llearse furnished at reasonable rates. See our stock before buying. JUSTISC BKOS. REPORT OP THE OCi IV DI TION -or- TIE FIRST NATIONAL BAH At Woodstock, Illinois, Close of Business May lit '83% BEsouMcaa Lonns and dimnuU MLMO Overtlmfls *^1 U.K. Boixis to secure circnlatkn... U.S. Bonds on hsnit Due from approved reserve agents. Due from other National Bi<nk».... Heal estate, furniture ami tlx (urea Preiiiliuus Paiit Clicks ami other ca*n ileia*........ Rills of oilier Pre'l |»|>er eur. nickels it peaaiee.. Hpeoie .. ,-- I.eKHl tender note* Redemption fund with If. Tisas ursr (a |>er rent of cireutatkei) ... Uue from U. s. T(«iiUMN'ttUwilkM ft p«»«eav reUs«y>iwn ,.. *wa|...... lumuTiBS. Caiut.il s,tork y«kl in Surplus fund,. m,mm m Mattonal Bnnk Noted euutaaitM... OLSMSa iMdiviiiunl detKi»ils suhket tocMek^-ISm? W Demand Certificates of d«|KMtit X/ttt Ol Dae taether Xmioiui Btnks. ... LMSSi T o t a l . . . . j o . . ' STATK OP ILLINOIS 1 * MeHBSST COtTHTT. if V John J. Uurphr, Cashier of Ike named do solemn!, sweet ll alx»vo statement i» true to tk« btu knowledge and belief. jonir J. Mpyst-OMWir. I*/ ̂ "uu *WOn> 10 i naa! 11. imxsKUT. Katalr " Qarreet -Attest w. it. E. A. M« anit. k Jena J. MY****, msoe <s MftM Money to Loan Oa Real Kststs, in sui toll(MHM). TkafetMwl to suit liprravreir. Jnwv J. MI KPBT. .. • * <1. tm a •> * 4 1 » v .Sa&a&te&Su