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V" t "• - 1 OMkWi N«nto|« C«r»»niy. hid Jult been elected r Jiwtlco f tin P«IM, and ti* called on to m*r- • couple. lie had never before gave | Hint he might be called OR i« B(NrW#«ll inch a ceremony, and a* thw wiwwiie In the Code of Georgia, J«e was very imtch pulled. •? When the timeCBnie,Hans pntt»n his UtX clothes «nd repaired to the house ^ <hf lite bride. There was only one room !ji In It. which was pretty well filled, and „ llnirt *as given tlu> post of honor. After waiting awhile and nothing be ,V- Ing i.nld mil II si fence becarno painful, f\~ , lie aro«e and spoke thus: If' .v "Vel. mine vrleiis, as yon hafe all f*•omed out here to-night to get married *ile goople vlll blease stand up." |*r; , "Dear vrlends, dis goople wants to *7j get married, and it is ferry goot thing Ig- find bin In practice an awful long time^ *nd If anybody objects to the marriage •f these two goople*. let him now hold I? ? Ills Justice of ihe Peace or he must lieep his month some more." ;v.i There a-as no objection and Hans proceeded: » ; • , • » v;: "Now Slion and Mary, blease hold up flight hands:' Rlfcht hands . fend Ilanscontluued: • t fK- wTou aiid each of you do soletnly cwear that you vlll both be man and vlfe to one another, till one or the J' *>ther die. to th* best of your knotjft- ?• ,*dg« and belief, so help you God."" 0;'. ..AnmrerJ.-.MV'e-do,**' .j • -All right; now . light ha ii dp."' Do nr. '•Now whoettr this court .fines to­ gether let no man put aanndcfTand suf« '.. jfer little children to come unto yon and fwrbiil iht in'not, for Pitch is the word m h*t. of the 1.onl. AmNi.fl Still Out of the Ark of ^afety^ > « ,iw.rtl • 'SWT V* ' **•<««a#mwark. * * * <.tH* « DANGER Jleset you <m every hand. The mutter of the slvooon. siekloon, saloon.cyclonc, tornado, windstorm, or whatever name mar lie given it, ia heard in some section of the country nearly every da». The Fire Fiend May broaV ont at tiny moment--the economy of » lifetime ho consumed. Death imiMcome to *11. By a small )vi VUHMI • each year you can secure to yourself a foilune, should von live, or, in thJ event ot death before the time expires, your family is provided for. flftO.- 000,000 is "represented by this nffenrcy. Our rates are as low as experience lias found to l>e sife. Vou will save money by Insuring with me. ~ ' Genera) Insurance, T.lfc, Fire, T.ljrhtning and Tiiriiailn a specialty. Thankinfr all my friends for (heir liberal patronage, and, hop- inji, 1 >y Mjuare dealing, lo r.ierit a eontinuane.e of the same, I iMgto subscribe myself. Respectfully vours, C. H. MOREY. Mc-Hcnry, lit.. June II, 1883. riff-; ii»<* mhtxfyiYerr.* t«.» * <* *«!.J •?!' •*&'& , •* - • r( *.•, ^-'**1. f* ; "Mif &%< ' « It i V •><&.* •u&i iiiikk James Robbins, Solon •*" ••• Hi. , If yo« contemplate buyiiwr flnything in the Implement lino w<e Wish to announce to yoii that w^ haye a^r<»od, honest lines of Good on hand of all descriptions, and for reasons that we are ready to explain, know that we can gnve you m^ney on any Goods in onr line. It ig ftvlTand coniplet^i • AH Goods warranted to lie as represented and if you find thsmjiot *fi WjW*iu** *#»>•••! r*a.f . . t , f ^ ft v , "* ' **1 "> '1 ' ' 1. . Hjj , F y Bti/stock'of ftows is compete, c6it«it§11n<r' hf the ffockfor^ Plow, tlie Skinner stubble extm double dhin-hardened, either in wood or s*eel beam, the Beloit wood or steel beani Stubb.'e Plow with Gesley .Jointer; also the Gesley Sulky Plow that can .cosily be ^ftndle^ that can drive a team. 'Mi ' ' fk'fJH 40 * --Dealer in-- Rates te Rakes Rakes 1 fe?r '•*%#. t J *t%'. £}i »Tit Fartai Machinery. v"-'V. V-' • , •. • i We haveity CHAMPION ESAPSES. AID ?r, •, r." ' •« , And *be Best" ^ 'WetV wThai^ Mfhftnd « f«U Mm, . lie lied liird, Ell wood Self Dump, Centennial, Surprise; but not least, the Old Reliable Hollin^sworth Sulky UaKe, Iso imitation in ours, no no, but the Original. It is Do new nud untried imp.ement. It stands king ot the field to-da^. . The McCorniick Iron Mower. To make hay while the sun chines is a good old adage, but to make hay at all requires a good Mower, The McCormick bus no equal. We also handle the New Clipper Mower. Ubih ^loired Good Ntrve, > ^ Bliss IIutlsaii came to town witli 1it*r j" "t.rotlier, and after getting ready to r«- turn lioine, ami when in tlie aet of Mart •f * • J:ig.*afti'r Miss Hudson Uad taken hei" "feat in tlie bu-;g\*. tlie bit came ont of t 'ihe tiorse's month, and iiefarf lier v^>rol',,Mr oould replaee it the animal •'£ started off on a wild gallop. Tlie lad}- ^i^lkept lief Seat alone in tlie bti£gv, witli * ." 'iio control whatever over the flying an- , Imal. Mr. Tabb. who happened to be v% l»i«'ar and on horseback, put ont after ' tlie buggy, and having a fteet'liorse <' ilitmsflf. fueceeded in overtaking the ' *!ady. and began trying to head of! her ' " ^tvorse. Failing iu thie, lie kept pace , xvitli her, and ha the flying couple went' «ver the road he encouraged lier by telling her to keep her seat, and for the Siworld not tqpt tempt to jump out. The horae. fortunately, kept the road, and after running in tlii* manner for three pintles it began kicking, at.d after an- other mile and a half tlie horae. worn : out, atopped still, and His? Hudaon was J taken "from the buggy, entirelv unhurt. by her gallant rescuer.--Augu*ta{Qa.) 1-A ewt. ' • In the market. : JK»"Uep'iirs of all kiutie cottstanUy ou hand. OAK -init see me. Carries Robbins. ̂ Solon M4R*. Jntte 2<i! ii, I3si | S,, 0?:^. TWIIfl ILLINOIS, Si.-: iV-?1' & m? IfirBe was a lainb from the country , and he fell into the'clutches or a coup- * v le of Baltimore wolvep, but they didn't - fleece hiin by "a large majority." Geo. .>!' ,' ' Anderson was his iiaini*, tari»lng his " occupation and Anne, Arundel county #v.. . his home. It was the old story of a r - ^friend of your father'^ my dear sir," ^ ' and he consented to platr a gamo of * beards and take a lunch "ju.«t for fun> Bat when he lost $83 and caw that be was swindled, the lamb simultaneously ' transformed into a lion of th» most for- «>jV, bidding aspect. He arose, grasped one !•;'" swindler with each brown paw, and -shook them until their teeth rattled • like castauets and his money fairly r\ - , Jumped out of their pockets. When ' they had fled lie discovered that they I had disgorged 8a more than he hart lost . which was just about enough to take tjT *"hioa back to the green pastures of Anne t - Arundel, - 6- ~ (Sf'The following pl:ic;ird j||n|gs up 111 a Tennessee store window; Peppermint lie for r 8®m. '..•dl'oth •*• *' aft --DEAI.ER tS-- Agricultural Implements, Wc keep a full tine of Fann Machincfy of the tot ni.inut'uctare and «eli at filled' 'Rock' • P\ If ron Wiint anvthin? in the Agriculture Marhmerv line, 'io not fail to rail on me be tore p«rt-fia8insf, as.I can save yon money. I aiu also Wilfam Counties for the « ' * • DR '* '-J-, " »- ""•* J * . CIIAMl'IiHN .1 Feed: Cutter To* can have a grinder attached to ffrlm at the nunc time yon are cutting. Every pni chaser gets a written snarantee with his ma chine. It is positively the ISA. IET KfJST- NINO FEED ObTTEB IK THE MAUKET Give me a call. .. R. C. MIL L Wanenn la, III., Dee. 98. 1882. P- DO YOU WANt- TO BUY Sewing Machine? alt Its late impVov^mewts for 1883. Thf ftirn fr* of ttio prVinllest farms now see it is to their interest to use the Twine Binder, is it eat * «othinar» never strikes for higher wucres, is a faitht'iil, obedient, servan 'f •ever wearies of Mork^ftlwijs pltjise# the Itydie*, tia involves ny additional boarders. . '» , We make the easiest running Wag-on, use only the best seasoned material, «ret up work in good style and fii.ish, and sell at Lowest Cash Pi •ices. . Finally will say that our itoek is full aud overflowing, and feel con­ fident that we eun please you in quality of goods and Prices if yoil will favor us with a call. With thanks for past favors, we solicit a continuance of *hc same upon the claim that wti will sell the best Uoodd for the least iiiouey*-: . JIfspet. Yours R.BISIIOPJ iWrfM m-jn >a"» '•.f1 ^w~ 'vi~ F O R */{#.> -Ju.t K:^W - i 4&DBALSB IH-- irtr* •'W 1*. * . a.Wt *t. '-i : 3f^4 tsh,.*- iji I,r-.r j ^ n t- ? I 7 \t> u • ' ,v ,, J" hit'i RIVERSIDE BLOCK, McHENRY, ILL. i. . a-:mm w^r" ipr4i;...j^.;.] ' h U*iJ« ii: , nft'-iHm'W -*•** vri%W- '«• -Ul-f * i ,-i' ' |l '»•' 8WEKPINO EEDUCttOT* A AttJES t6 CC8S1!.' Fancy Straw Goods at 25 to 50 cents on the dollar. v. t Linen Wear at less than one-fourth what it coat t»; ,t . r. Lawns below coat. Parasols at cost. \ a Walking Shoes at c'o&t and below. ^ 50 pairs Ladies' Cloth Shoes worth from $1.50 U> $2,00 per pair reduced to 85 cent®.' And many other goods at prices that will pay close buyer® to inspect McHenry, Illinois, March 5,1883. 1 ' ii J i-,f » i ' '* ,1V1! . i, J ' gtr;:,. v «i W; i •: ' '•'&. ^.;3'ith an unusually large assortment of y Har3^ite,Tinwarc, Stoves. Granite Iron-^tre, tc, IT atk ii h.tixi ami am -AT BOTTOM PRICES- ,TOIIN I. HrORY, ? the old htaud of Jacob Stofv, McHenrj, invites tlie attention of Dairymen, House-Keepers, in fact everybody, to his large stock of Milk Cansi Creamery Pails, and everything in the line of TIN AND GRANITE IRON W AKl-i, which he is selling at prices as low as the lowest, workmanship and quality of goods guaianteed. Tin Roikfing, EaveTioughiug, Jobbing and Repairing piomptly atiendeel to f^gT"Remember, extra good bargains can nlw'tys bp obtained s Domestic selling at the Low- Kldreilgo, New surinsrllel'l, New American, ami Singer wiiiK Jlitciiint'.x, au>t w'lt not be undersold If( * : t^^Aootlier labor 6tniggle is the lock out of 1J.000 cigar makers in New York City, by the Cigar Makertf Pro tective Union. Tliis is not a question of Wages go much as a question of Union or noii-Union. The uianufac turers refuse to be dictated to as to whom they slisill employ. In tlii? they Hre ri^ht. Tiie labor aiiion?, «rliici ami lie very beneficent insiitutioiis. too often become engines of- oppres­ sion under tlie dictation of tlie least Worthy workmen. Audit is not the manufacturers whom they oppress. To this must be added the strike of the cloak-makers, embracing about a thotiB iiul pursoiis. Their strike is for higher wages,and if their statements nr» true, they are working for a mere Jtlttaiice, and ought to SPCIII^ a reason­ able advance. There has been no vio ldticc as yet «m the part of these strik- ert,«iid wv trust there will be none. ilicm je IJV any ugeut in the rounty, "A goart iMiijrer Maciiine for SO. warranted to <!<> the work of any Singer Machine in the worhi. Call ami suu nie. O. W. OWEN, Mcltenry, Fe b. 20,1883. : "• MAYES ;& BARTLETT if v •ivi - !Dry Good« Groceries, i-i.rfi r v fife- * % ;\ • 11 Bakery Supplies. H. Engeln. at his More a few doors north ot the Riverside House,lias made arrangeinents to Mipply his customers and the public generally, with fresh Jtaker^ cjiipjjlies of all kinds. .Tf'ttsh IJread. Bixcuit, Oakes, ^ieg, etc.. can be found at his store at all times, and he-respectfully invites the public ' |®^*e 'l'ul c,lii* H" ai^o keeps on -'•«rtitl (JliivWg and iSpenaer1* Flour, J^'hicli will compare with, any to be loitud lu tlie market. Glye ui« * call RKADY * MAB1| OLOTHIISG - At Centerville, McHenry, < '• , 1 *jf -M A|. •• THE REDDY OIL STOVE » ̂ j , * jj J Five different sizes, all turnished complete, and sold as cheap 01 cheaper U)*n uuy ot^cr iioi;^ iw tha^ouuty. Call and see them, .. ..7 i t T ' '• '*4 E,i JW, HOWE. Mcflenrv, III., Jnne ICth, 18^3. \l: iii. ,+k«rV- fir hi '^,V ,« u Wll€511 WAUCONDA, ILLINOIS. ^ *'-<••*"'1 ' .i'« ,f r h ' ' 4' ' • > ' V'» •> Art Whrfv to ramt'the pWrnU tDsd. t,»Qj,1e d{ ti». place .and-vicinity .the 1 3" And varied "stock: af.Cioods f<or ihe .Sum?jier^Ki3©| consisting in part 6f'DftlF'#OOD8. NoftoNS, GnOGEltlE^a't ' • » - HATS Shoes, Crockery, Classwftre, McIlENRY, ILL., January 23d, J883. *r. THIS MAGNETIC BELT 18 V7AR8AHTED TO BUBEiVSra fie vritl.out diHrio - pHfit In tfhcbncUt kSp^ head* or Hint"*, iicrv <>«i 4 debility,!m*iiLi;£o. generalUebllltj, mura^.iu, sc'attcat dliew Cnot (lie kl«<r:<'-y*, f»pl« ul (U>icu«CM,torphl liver, |rovt» «eminttl lmpotrm vf u*«t!im4i fce»rt dti* con*t<vry+ln+lmai Uon, Lcrnla or rupture* ciiU»rri&, |»iie% epllepifi flumb u>ue, •'t^. Wiien-iny d-Miity Of tTie CKMCKATJVEORGANS l^*t vituliiy, lack vfnepse force ntsd vlftr^ wotlnff weHkncA»e«, sn<l «I! tiio*e dlMmei of & per* aonal iinture. from whatever c&u£e, the continuous stream of Majoietifcin porinoating tbroia^li the part* mu«t restore then to a fccaiVtlijr ftctlwii Ii BO ink.lu.Le uu'^ut this ui'i-iiance. C3 2*ori Givel! 0,,t* On receipt of your wlur«8s w« will make an odor by which yon can earn $3 to #7 evenings, at your Ittfiiie. Men, women, boy? or jflris can 41 i ; « ' : wl'^>»sou & Co., 195 aud K* • 14,11 SU'FCTTT. X«:\V YO^F,.» -* £** Fine Mhoe^ V-SiA :0 W •.•£•> * 4UO :?»' Our stock of t ostor's celebrated Beloit Shoes is complete. For Style and durability they cannot • |>e excelled. Ask to see jthetn llESia Colux. *•'* ,a,lle8« ol" »««W «alklui shoes % Fri-iich ana Mat Kid butjQu %||(l«.» > ^ "ju»l luvt-ly^' >>*- lit lltiitry Cwlbjfp, L^b,E&6NETIC ABDOMINAL SUPPORTER, m If TO THE LADIES: ' you »ro m ttlpfel with SihevMtit:«M| K«ur«lcia. NWH.M -.tli HUnMlrftln Ut- ^ . uc-ho or < uM Feet, R*«Ut* *r Weuk A nV It n, OF Swollen Feett M.AMOinlwl Kelt and « pftii'orM.'ijjnetic Kout Bftttcrie»h»»« Itu •UtK'iio* in the rc'ief and cur» of ail tbene cOMPlalafe Tlley carry a powerful magnetic foroe to (be IM *f tb* (Urease. For Lurne Rack. Weab*cM«f ft* Rftac, F.!l- ln«, of tlie noub, biMnkaa, UmlcInUMM- lion uud rircputlon of the WMBfc, Iuldrtrtal ll«n- •rrliiige <i;• l ltiuaiiiie. Painful, tonrtilt* mmd Ir- m - Kiilur MvnotrusitluN, BarreMMM, m' rbMKe .f Life, (hUts the Beat A»llMMe u4 Oantlx i|Mt For alt forms of FfmBle IHIRraltlf. It la tinmir- p«5sert l>v niiyihiiiii beroru lnv<-i!l« il. both ait a c-Ui&Uv* ftB"r.tniidnsa>-ou'<«ofpoivcrand v!tali/ati(Hi. fii.-L of with Magnetic Foot Ballcviee. flJO. fieatty express C.O. D .and vznmtination allowe»l,orl<jr mail on receli't of prire. In ordorin>;. heml menpuro ol and size of »>hoe. I(eii:i'tance cau IH3 madu la uur- rtney, n ut i.i I'-'t u r at oi:r r.; k. The 11 trill ion Gat-.!.tills ale adapted to all ar« worn over tlie underclothing, (nut nut to the bodj- like tliv many Ualvanle aud F4<-«trIc Hum* bug* ndvcr U'd #o'ei't(*r*lvHyi itrti fthmiid bo tnken off at TIiot hoi i their povttrforever, vid aitwofn at all KeaMOti* vf thn vear. 8cn-l !ie» fixture In Medical Treat- in rtt V» " witii tisvu»*uu* ot U * J. M^ixvros APPtuwrr. co» CHEAPER THAN EVER. JOHN B. ELAKE I ; . a«fcJsSr ; . s. :? ;,v . • Two Doors North of Perry AOwen* i- : -•••' . .. ... ' -i • •• lily stock of furniture in complete with a larger stock than ever, and will be Bold as cheap asany other in the county, and it ̂ ill be to he interests of the buying public to ca uponme^w hen J11 want of that liuo. - . * " UNDERTAKING. • In this department I keep a first-class assortment of Caskets and Coffins and Shrouds of all kinds and qualities. & Hearse furnished at reasonable rates. t*r JOHN B. Which they are bound to sell as cheap as good Goods can be bought anywhere. In short, everything1 that can be found in »» general store will be kept and sold as low as the lowest, and everything warranted as represented. When in want «f goods in our line you will find it for your interest to call and see us Wauconda, III-> Jiiik; 1st, 1883. ( . -OF- Chicagoi OLD C iuui ; equals $££ And tral, -- OOBM , Jiakitta, Northern JV» iner, Utah, C»ilif»rnin, Orr(fan, tory, Brit l-<Ii Columbia, tbe Sandwich If Zetland, and all' NORTH, NORTHWCST mtf' With Its own llnee it mtvenram North­ ern ILLINOIS, Central and Northern IOWA, WISCONSIN, Northern MICHZ. OAN, MINNKSOTA, and Centre 1 DAKO­ TA. It offers to the traveler r.ll modations that can be offered railroad. Ita train service pf any road: comfort and make close e „ _ _ at junction and terminal point* with the leading railroads of the West and Northwest, and offer to these that UN them SPEED, COMPORT AND SAFETY At CHICAGO it ma&es close conneo* tlon with all other railroads at thpt city. It runs PALACE SLEEPING CARS on all through trains, PAKLOE CARSonltsi Erincinal routG3, and VnKTU-V>*!;sTERX INING CARS on ita COCKCIL BttTOTRI and on its ST. PAUL and MIXXISAPOUS through day express tapirs. If you v/ish the Best Tfavelingf Accon- modationa you will buy your T5ote » bv this route AND WILL TAKE NON-5 OTHER. For rates for single or round trip tickets and for full Information In re­ gard to all parts of the Went North and Northwest, write to Gen jrcl Fcsaenger Agent, at Chicago, I1L All Counon Ticket Agents sell Tldkttta by this Line. J. D. LAYNG, MARVIN HUGHITT, Qeu. Snp't. 2rt Vice-I'n's. and Gen. I" W. ̂ 8TENNETT, Qun. Pnss. A^t., Cbieago. M Ayr* '^grlcultstd Kachiatif, Ai P. Richmond * Illinois,. 1 ., I sell everv lmnlemrnt, Tool or Mnchlne • farmer wnntW. 1'I.ATKOKM SPRING, DB- I.IV CltY AND FA I! M WAGONS. TOP AND OPEN BUGGIES Ortfe, tWo'nn'1 three wntetl., i*r. lowxr pricel tlimi any other ennrorn northwosUof Clue»•<.». In Hid AKiii'iiltural l)u(Kii-tnitM)f t hnve the Moline, I >» von pi TI, uml tlie John Deetc I'loiva noth Sulky nivl \V:ilkin>r. The Ki'vstonc «ii't Uir.limond Cl>am|(i<>n I'laniern. Tlio Kin'.i. moml Urn iilc.iisf. ami Superipr ^ueiltrs. ff • rowrtot'all knufs at lower prires thnn ever before. Corn Cultivators of all kimle, Mow­ ers, Uenpei-8 ai.<l Twire Hunters. In short itiivtluiiir n man wants in ihe fur ID Machinery Line, KUOM A UJ.KV13 'IO A STEAM £X ASINE. . FINE PAIf TiK<5. in mv Painting Depnrtment I have secnro-l Ihe services ot'II. II. NLOIIOl.S, who is well known in Mvllenry and Luke Counties as »ne of the l>( «t painter's in this pari of the en in try. Call «ml see hiK work, whieh S|»onk« foi itself, f or "Artistic SlyU»" in thU line, we tlelj eompetilir.il. UlaQksmilltins, aud Repairing Dono in a workmanlike manner awl war tttnted. Call aud see me before piuclutBing as I am sure I can save you money. A. P. Ot AY, Richmond, Manh 5th, 1883. BEAD1 ; FOR MESS! . M. HOWE, 8JU<PCKSSUR TO O. C, COLBT) Hitviiuc fHirehssed.tho stock of Har»1 ware of O. U Colliy, in the Store opposite Bistr>p'i Mill. I aiii naw prepared to offer to the buy­ ing public anything in the l ine ot SARDWABS, iikwabb . Stoves. &c. |fe. to suit tho times. DAIRYMEN, Will also find a large assortment of Dalr^ men's (Jlcnsils, Milk Pans, IJHk Pails, Milk Cans and anything iu that line at prices as Low as the Lowest A full tteck Ot Aand. , BARB WIBB always «n JOBBING AND REPAIRING, .Promptly Attended to. WDon't buy any. tiling in tbe Hardware Line until you bar*) examined my Stock and learned prices. E. M. hOWE. /McHenry, February 27. 1863. SPRING AND SUMMER At the Old Reliable Boot anU Shoe House WM. ;.t ' ' Katabltihed Come enrly and examine my new floods which are now being feeeived and placed upon the market to be sold for very little money. i V |Pur Stock is the Largest, the Cheapest and the Most Desirable be found jn the Northwest. Drop in and take a look aud get my low Cash Prices. . f H. DWIGHT, Woodstock, 111 JOS. WIEDEMANN, Saloon and Restaurant, NEAR? THE DEPOT, MCHENRY, - ILLINOIS L The best Brands of Wines. Lionon twj Cigars always on Hand. Good ,%tabling fail Horses. ;• ALSO AG6NT PON Franz Falk's MILWAUKEE Tleerin l.argo or Small Kegs or Bo||les wnv s on hnnd cheaper tban any other, qu* ty considered. This r.eer li.-if a world vide reputation, an pood judges acknowledge it oannot oe n l assed in the world. Orders by mail promptly attended to. JOS. WIEDEMANN* JtcHenry, 111. Aug. 10th, 18S3. Call and exiiniiite ttioso Black WH nut Bstenflou Tables at $1.00 per fat1 at J. B. Bluko'a, 8| |»r cent, off ouii. ! •, " V ' '•u », '< ̂ a.. .