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McHenry Plaindealer (McHenry, IL), 24 Oct 1883, p. 7

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•hell be hurry IXHM von^toob fast as they were both Tap two ilfht w« PMk, one wav was ait but breath when she w.i - mad i Ye>» trttkcn to 1 Ytur peer estates, alone. ••nim- f c - : seems as if snmtoer ha£ eoaae k again," Mid Letty, leaning over , .he balcony to look down the 0101117 Be waa playing in his cfadle close the window, and he said he it so, too, in his queer, baby lan- _ 1, whereupon he began to make it iwn in good earnest that he wanted out of doors. o. Baby," said she, "you cant go this morning, because Nora is help- mamma to sew. Mamma is very and can't spare her." it Baby had no idea of being put ' ̂ in this way. He urged the matter Is llrery decidedly. "Poor Baby!" said Letty. "It's too j ,' J>ad yon can't go; bat Letty will draw in the hall, and how moe that will ] , "No, no," screamed Baby. "It wont ^ >be nice at all. I will go out of doors." v,®"And he brought his little pink fist down <*H'*ritli a will. v "Oh, mamma," said Letty, running up ,̂ 't*o her mother, who came into tlce room ^ |ust then, "Baby is dying to go out of • ^ doors." "Dear me," said she, "I wish he could '• go out. It's a beautiful day, and the ^g|iir would do him good; but there's • nobody to take him. I've so much Sewing to do that I can't spare Nora a moment, and Biddy is baking this morning, so of course she can't go. something to amuse him, Lettv, id he'll forget all about it in a little S?«*j v But no, Baliy wouldn't forget it. He •creataed until he waa purple in the feoe. ? MLet me take him out* manuna, said Letty, at last, very timidly, for die knew very well that she was not con- ~ by the household to be a. very irfby person. If I darea to trust yon with his* you InigAt," said ber mamma. 1 *' , "But I'll be very carefnl and think of ̂ him all the time," said Letty,. eagerly. 1. > "Belle Hrnt isn't any older than I am, * j'4knd she takes her little brother out • " every day." ' . ' "Belle Hunt isnt such a flyaway as ^ 3$yan are. What if a circus procession ^ Should make its appearance again?" Letty looked very much ashamed. "I shouldn't do as I did before. I was " smaller then, yon know, and I never - aaw anything like it before," said she. . ' ^Won't yon please let me take him, >; 'jnamma?" Baby added his most deafening fcreams to the appeal, and after a mo- jnent's hesitation mamma concluded " ' ihat she might take him. * * "Don't go any further than the park," Said mamma, calling after Letty as she, ^turned down the street. The park was full of people, asit.al- Always was on such bright days, and so |»any babies were out. Letty grew tired of drawing him vgrjbout after awhile, and sat down to : ' ' rest on a bench opposite the fountain; and by-and-by a little girl about her "own age, who was drawing a baby in a • .carriage, also, came and sat down be­ tide her. Letty did not know her, and * >• ,»they: looked slyly at each other at first; , tl -4.hen they smiled, and at last they spoke. The two babies did just the Came thing; at least, they spoke to each Other in tiieir own language, and after while teemed to take great delight in tTeach other's society. | ^ rpjie new.comer was a little girl baby ; : , With the roundest blue eyes imaginable* • " find a little, puckered-up, red mouth. .Baby seemed to admire her immensely. iHe leaned out of the carriage and pat­ ted her face, compared her rosy little m rJBsts with his own, and kept up a con- £fc<?/!inual soft, low chattering to her, which f" _a, she answered most sweetly. So they "Went on delightfully with their baby 'r •. love-making for a long time, until at .last the baby girl's round eyes began to - «row smaller, and she stuffed nearly i-'- ; 4he whole of her little pink hand into tOier mouth and fell asleep. <4 Baby looked at her a few moments in '"astonishment; then his dyes began to 0row smaller, too, and after a few mo- £ients of grave meditation, he nestled is rosy little cheek into the pillow and followed her into dreamland. < "Only see they are both fast asleep!" jbaid Letty to the other little girl. "Yes," mid she, "and we ought to ; cover then faces up, the flies trouble I **;.- them so, poor little things! Isn't it « queer that they should have vails just r; $like, and their carriage blankets f - should be just alike, too?" "I'm so tireii of pitting st 11, aren't £ ** port '* said restless little Letty. "Yes," said the other little girl'; "but "If we draw the babies about we shall . to-Jike them up." v a'I know Chat," paid Letty, "but do * you think it would do any hurt to leave them here by themselves just for a little 'V while? We might walk around in the keen within sight of them all :vT *•: iEetime, you know." "Well," sail her friend, "BO we Sf- might, only we uun't go very far." I they walked up and down the path * long time, chatting together very |merrily. But by-and-by who should ^ .g jDomeilong but a man with a hand-or- :$an sad the most fascinating monkej " that ever was seen! The monkey had «»-.iSj»rt of ft mfiitaryeap, with a won­ derful apright phniii m it, and a red ̂ Jacket ornamented with git Infttons. Wcksas hm performed! I 1 eoutd t̂ begin to tdl jnn nsnlulf of theokf !Dm he daneed to Hm music of 41m» hand-organ, turned •niMrnau l̂s, and believe tbat kavm mak- Istikg Xiks some • ̂ ̂ . - » j jftatoc. Ijett̂ y and Iter companion forgot the batms in their delight at his aceaoiplishmrate; 4UI afl of a sndoen the other little ^rl oame to her aoiaee, and vaa so fright­ ened that she grew pale at the thought ti. her little sieter. "Oh, tha babies! just think c»f the |Miear eg4 ah® to Letty. "Who knows bat something has happened to Towmg quite •aid Lettr, Bte; bat thei them, and it is growmi "Dear j*e!r think It was 00 tate. all safe. I eaa see tbeir iwtaiwe left Oem. I nm£i r "I didn't babies are "Dear little feUpw, he didnt have hje'~ta*tial nap this morning, Itnd he% makfaignp^Rr it no#. We wMttwr hi%out .... ̂ . his carriage now, but w|tl let , , him albep as long as he Wi%" said darfaw* have the same cau ŝ. mafoma. The diffwrnce in the form of the male So the carriage Was drawn i|ito the halL tad baby was left to finish his nap undisEnrbe.T. "It does Baby good to take the air," said her papa to mamma at the tea- table. "Letty says he has been asleep half the afternoon, and he is sleeping now as quietly as can be, and he's usually such a nervous, restless baby, and has such short naps." It was not very long, however, be­ fore a shrill cry echoed from the hall, and Nora hastened to 'take tip the darling. An exclamation of mingled fear and Mtoaishmcnt from her seat 111 the family in breathless haste up-stairs. "Oh, ma'am!" she exclaimed to the poor frightened mother, "whatever^has Miss Letty been doin' to the baby.? His countenance is changed entirely, or else she's been and swapped him off for a pindin' thin', with the starinist eyes I ever seen!" "Oh," Baid Letty, white to the very lips, "it is the little girl baby! Oh, mamma, we must have changed in the pa-k." Both papa and mamma were dumb with fear and bewilderment at first, while the poor little girl in Nora's arms, frightened at the sight of so many strange faces, began to cry pit- eonsly. Then they made Letty tell her story; and, as soon as she had fin­ ished it, papa seized his hat and hur­ ried down the street as soon as he could. An hour passed away -- such an anxious, wretched hour! Mamma still continued to pace the floor, now and then pausing at the window to strain her eyes through the darkness. At last there was a sound of feet on the doorsteps, and she rushed frantically to the door, ana ther& wfcs baby himself --hef baby! She heardand recognized his ftiehry Voice in a long, broken string ef high-keyed baby talk before the door was. opened, and she saw his blessed face nestled against ^papa's* shottldeA ' Then in came a strange lady and gentleman, at the sound of whose voices thp Utfcje girl \>al|y began to crow. How Sty) two babies talked, both tryiag to liell their adventures in the same breathf and making such a noise that they almost deafened everybody! It seemed tliat papa had made his search in vain, and was returning home with an anxious heart to try and consider what he should do next, when he hap­ pened to meet * lady and gentleman wandering frantically about, first on one side of the street and then on the other, and drawing a baby carriage. Of course he thought in a moment, from the appearance of things, that the baby in that carriage might be his baby, and found, on investigation, that it was his haby.jarid that the gentleman w^re as anxious tp get rid qf liim asne was to find him. Baby Is a great boy now, and can play in tgie park by himself; and never after that did Letty care to take him out in his carriage. S ! , r A r t I n R o m e . - The wonderful amount of art pre­ served in Borne, and, for that matter, all over Italy, is due to the fact that in certain families plate, jewels and works of art are entailed, the same as the real estate is in England, and cannot be sold and dispersed, which is a very fortunate thing for Italy, and a very unfortunate thing for the unhappy owners. It has kept their old palaces, with their price­ less art treasures, together, and makfs in Rome a hundred museums of quite as great value as the best of the public collections--not in extent, but quality. One noble family in Rome is the l«tp- py, or unhappy, possessor of a palace that contains 10,000,000 of lire, which is $2,000,000, worth of paintings, statu­ ary and plats. There is not a dollar of revenue, not a dollar in money, not enough to ligLt a single kitchen fire. The unhappy Princess cannot breakfast on Corregios, or dine upon Michael Angelos, nor can she sell a square inch of the priceless canvas and marble with which the immense palace is filled. So the palace is opened to the visitors and a small fee is exacted from each for the care of canes, umbrellas, and over­ coat?, which are presumed to go to the respectable-lookiug serving man who performs that office, but it doesn't. Her Highness keeps a sharp lookout on him, and every copper he receives finds its way to her, and from the proceeds of this exhibition she manages to starve, though she does ride in a carriage and keep servants in livery. Being a Prin­ cess, she must have a carriage and flunkies • in livery, whether she have money to support the style or not. She receives, if the weather be good and the city thronged with visitors, as much as $10 "a day, and on that she must live, for she has nothing but the art in the palace, and that «lie can neither sell nor m^itgage. ' •* ] \ All thi# is very bad fbr the Princess, ftuf very good for liome. The family pictures bring visitors who spend money everywhere except upon the magnet that; attracts them. What she is striv­ ing to do » to marry her son to a rich American girl, a girl whose father would be willing to pay $100,000 or $200,000 for a title for his daughter, and her daughter to a rich American or Englishman from whom she might bor­ row money as occasion demands. With all this wealth in her possession she is so poor that a meal of cold victuals would be a charity to her.--JX, J4 Locke, in Toledo Blade. 'sfyeeau oshua had been invited to a splendid dinner. It was impasaible for Jushua not to nun capital out of such kn opportun­ ity; accordingly he managed to slip a silver spoon into his boot Abraham was gxeen with envy at Joshua's Success, tor he had «|pt even insiiipftlaind a iaftapnim. But an idea straw him. "My frente," he cried, "I villefaov you some dricks.B Taking up a spoon, he said, uY<m see ages spoon? Tell, it ees (i»<he cried, passing it up his sleeve, Till find it in Joshua's bood." Xfc WM found.--Afao YwklAft. and jriftttai of the any but f«W ftul if thoee underrtaiid, ti>sy fail to care for the on tfcie pdint. The^nJftrt- oaate P|NL '* Waal! walftt-*de- . usthat%hey not ̂ ace," have never contracted the , whaoh it is as diftonh to be- |ni are tfcaset with right know thf) of the cheat Itafc^gaid reaaemfe--aait would be.for ju to beliere that ilitfit darkue-- have the 1 atMr*v*ai a alMortoe«taa acwkookaM aha la the aews- vaper. Quleklr ifcwiliig tmri her hna- *»nd, site uked, at a oertaia poiat ta the article. "John, what ta the twa MMorjrr* i>^a th«ort--wA^yct;- Jilt Mok in a)»4sr *#eiwa,' thft iuch betfar llota I oa^^ his wfte HBeata tibi'toook at and t«w <ton*..theory or -A thedfry advaaead T^R the ablest and beat tave^lBatara >^anUan<rf tha tfaws. Itaappoaaatheaurfaoeof&e ear^, the air aq# the water KLbe inhaMted ta a greater or teea^exteafewlA * paoaJnK- «rowth at tile low- eaa'fown^af rn>n»ealy tanacd bao- teria, whoae power of reproductioa, under favorable ooodlUons, ia ao mat tlat a single trerm will increase to 1&,8m,000 1 twentjr- four hoars' time, and uachecked In its In­ crease would (TOW to a Mass of 800 tons, in three dajrs* ttaae. If apaie JM^I food be far- niahed. There to no opadltlon under which it can be said to be abaeat, tnileas tt be from fire or air Uttered throt̂ i oottoo-battlngr la «u- meraus layers. A single drop of water cou- taiuiag a gerai, put Into water balled, flit­ tered and thus freed fro<& baotorta, wtSl grow murky la a day oj, two from the development of new germs. Wacn ttiSeonsideredthat.lt requires about W>W0,080,000 to weigh one grain, some remote Idea can be had of the capacity of germ reproduc­ tion. Prof. John TyndaU, in a late work, elaborately treats af the influence of germs in the propagation of disease and charges upon Ttds cause the tnocption and de­ velopment of very mauy of the ailments most < Injurloua to man. Prof. Pasteur, aa eminent , French savant, has carried his original and I beautiful experiments so far, and from them ! dedueed each practical resuHaas very greatly . to diminish the number dt casee of anthrax among sheep and chieken eholera amonig I fowls--proving his rheocy that the^e arc ear 1 *tl4maBauaijLwhtehlaia«rotoeedfo the snttsiiM euhMe wflar Ms maafta ftw th« postMyaeye aTiiS<Baeaaea he* 1 been fotMla fnMB whkli it teate- pated ls Ktarted to by Uad ag aedloal Journals aabaiageiual to any prepaiaMoa that AH EagMah nMgadne fs speoulatinr as te t l w U r a o f Q t o t h a s g h M t s w e a r . * w e d - aa^eajd'Urty were spirit wrapper*-- femslechests is explainableealv on h«ve*proOTfe^r definite nmidts. This diffemllM is «3oiiflned; to-the human xaeo--pot seen in ike snimals most re­ sembling man--and to what we usually regard as enlightened nations, the ab- onginee of America presenting no such exceptional manifestations. It may be wisdom, relatively, to malform the head, flattenuig its top, so confine the feet of the Chinese girls that the foot of a woman ahall not be larger than that of a Yankee girl of 10 years-- while the chest of a Yankee woman is not larger thaw that of a Chinese girl of 10--contrasted with the contraction of the chest, in which so much of life is centered! However great may be the results of any important deformity, those connected with the contraction of the chest are immeasurably enhanced j MDttaiIy and actimUy germ disease*. These by the fact that the air-cells ol the longs germs are carried into the 4$totem through --six hundred millions in number-- the lungs, the stomach, and possibly the skin, with their blood vessel attached, are Once in the intended lor the very important pur- | pose of purifying the blood without the the functional activity of the great organs of aid of of sarsaparilla, while the ditninu- the body and inducing a general impairment tionof their number, or the impair-! fthe vi*»1 T»*y are the causa of t,, 1 1 fevers, rheumatism, Bright's disease of the ment of their functions by outward , kidneys, pneumonia, blood-poisoning, liver pressure, just to that extent must re- j disease, diphtheria and many other ailments, tard this very important process. I Irately Prof. Koch, a famous German phyat- The form of the chest, unlike that of ?lan' ,haf thftt °°*?uimi>tlon of ^he ' lungs is due to this cause--the presence of a peculiar germ. When the circulation is bounding, the nerves clastic and the system all aglow with life and anergYt the germs seem to develop poorly, if at all. But with weakened liervos, poor digestion or mal-asaimilatlon of food or a lowering of vitality from any cause, a change ensues, and in this Impoverished and weakened fluid the germ finds a genial home and develops until symptoms of disease are distinctly manifested. Thills seen in the every day experiences of all. The healthy man re­ sists the Influences around him and does not take cold, while those whose systems have beorai weak freni ah/caubbrfcadlly contract colds. Ifet* Is oh the taaSh principle as the germ theory. Hie germs attack any weak­ ened apetla the^body. and fixing themselves upon î bMrinjlleir pn>pM»tfe>n. |t is plain therefore fhatit ft bnlyby fortifying the weak portions of the body that the germs of disease can be resisted and driven from the system. But this has proved almost an im- waj, AorrMswk ftult l*«t talker, for 1 be gum drops. man ought to be a sweet words must of necessity Bout for church Twice one is stew. Wr ouster sappers • s are far more active and impbr- j than the upper, in addition to the of physician* jTor years how best to accom- the "fashion plates," is that of the di­ rect truncated cone, the base of which is in its natural position, for good rea­ sons. The ribs of and near the base, "floating ribs," are unconflued at their front ends, admitting of no little mo­ tion, affording an ample space for the lungs, stomach, etc., so as to largely contribute to the sustenance and puri­ fication to the system. The point selected for this contrac­ tion, this murderous attack on the cita­ del of the life-forces, is most unfortu­ nate, since the ribs are so yielding, and since a compression liere disturbs so many of the most important functions in the vital economy. (I will briefly state that the lower portion of the lungs are far tant effects on the digestive processes.; Not only is it true that the blood~can- not be well purified while these cells are either permanently closed, or ren­ dered useless by this unnatural pres­ sure, but the digestive process m im­ paired, the food is not fully digested, less blood is made, the whole masn be­ ing of an inferior quality. In conse­ quence of this outward pressure the lungs cannot be fully expanded, the blood cannot be naturally aerated, the stomach cannot have its natural mo- tic ns, absolutely necessary to good di­ gestion, while the liver, a very impor­ tant purifier of the system, is sensibly affected, its effectiveness diminished. It is by no means necessary that the fashionable machine for the malforma­ tion of the chest, the corset, should be employed, since various devices are in vogue. It may commence with the use BcsHXoaa, Ono.-Dr. A. Page, aays: "I have prescribed Brown's Iron Bitters in sev­ eral; Instaeesa, and in each ease obtained good result*." HXNDKKRCHIKF flirtations at the »eaoh an eea waves that are not and. Dm you read how Joatah Pitkin, of Chel­ sea, Vt., waa cured of a terrible sore leg by Hood's Saraaparilla, the blood purifier* A mrrara *ir--The one the mosquito aina* before he bites. CLCTSVILUB, ALA.--Dr. W. Carter, says: "I have used Brown's Iron Bitters in my own family for indigestion with great benefit." IUIKIXO food from the plate to the month . Is the best heaith lift | "YOUR Samaritan Xrrvim cured my son's- I fits," writes Mrs. 8. M. Parkhurst, of Girard, - • Mich. j JOHN MILTON, by writing • Parndi e Lost," 1 pioved himself the original '•fair poet | ALL pain in the nervous system, wind colle I eramps etc., cured by Samaritan Nervine. THE coins paid for beer are bar niokela of society. I The Conductor. Conductor Warren, of Winona, Minn., say*: "I used one bottle of Warner's Whito' Wine of Tar Syrup when 1 was so hoarse I could not speak above a whisper, and in twenty-four hours it cured me. It is the best remedy I ever saw." Nohs. A. w. Nohe, No 127 La 8alle street Chi­ cago, for several years prominently identi­ fied with speculation in gaaln and provisions, has adopted a new method by which s nail as well aa large amounts can be judiciously in­ vested. Particulars furnished on applioation. er«M«( ear vMaa •--raUim*pi.«a ha had atMagoed aaayeC ear jor •jimrr.ItrivMt ariBKVttMMaai ^ lofaveaaa. I win wdteyoa miaaa teatte (hank yaa 4th» <<• n»l mr ;• iWiJit. Tiaafa BMD- I With I a ii] 11 wmmmm, Jvtt * .g«Mt ••ijwtat <i<-saad.»aar madfcj--. rBal'a iady,** haa <«a# ma-» .Wfc ii ttpHb. wHittmfmism mat my mcoTMT wffl ladaea aama NCMW to «o aa I did. •aaa fti gma> -- »rWr H bawnad* lorawlr* wh«l*rMrI*aaaaianlU.aaabla toga oat ot hoaae,aad a graat pastoC tb* tbac confinad to my bsd.aihrlat.pg»«»iaaaaahieei«t ttiaMMM * ail Caoaaaa. irtawr enattMaf Tram «MVMg •wOrtag I baoamawMk boa thelomoC ahNngth. wm a laakaC vHalttr. aad varr macfc isdaoad la <ML fti 1hit tttaffiraalalrtagTSrtnaamriinflam iwl 1111 d>rtlM«an«( MurteUly doctor, aad aotreeeivtag a p^tkleat kd». I had ateaat taMnitt gating wall whaa aty atteattoa waa caUad to BaaTa Baaaady hyahoaidar te ayfaatily. 1 eaaaiaaaead takteg it (nuknown to MM doctor) with bat titOe hop«« of ro- U«f. Ihti aMhbdlaC waa aoon dhsaBad, bowevar, aa I daily %(gan to laqprov*. I coalfouad OM nae of Haat'«ltaaMdy(ai>dtomak*aloag«tor9dM>ri),iued algM faotttaa. dlapaoaad with the doctor, aad to the too triad to place my teattmoay with thlipf many ctl«ra. Tn* yow m«dMae,*noiit'a Beuedrbwriato me from a Rick bed I w«l know, aad maay paoplo who know of my oondit on proaoWK^ my care almm) I 5»jii hspvytoMy|am«^aTfes> et(«l- , "•'it lu Alth, thank* t» Tour valuable medicine. Bur.t's 1 R înedr. Maa. U W. CLARK. > ioa Main 8treat. H>RTroai>. COSN.. May St. 1R«. Level-Headed. When Fogg waa asked regarding the latest addition to the Kngliah language, he aakl he would ask aia wife. She always had the laat word. Hit with aaid CarbollaeWas not only, the latest hut the best. r# iln*-- He past few jreara, a preparation has been at- great attention, not only entire land, but, among the ife^Uon aad scientists generally, whUh tahassd^upen this theory, and ft may aafely be jmid, no (emedjr has ever been found which "can so successfully place the ayatem In a condition to resist the germs of disease as Warner's Safe Cure. This artldo is unquestionably the best and most efficient that has ever been discovered for this pur­ pose, and "John, say, John! does the encyclopedia advertise Warner's Safe Cure?" "I should not wonder, dear, it's a grand remedy, and that pamphlet we re­ ceived the other day stated that Dr. Gunn, of the United Btates Medioal College indorsed it. At all events the wonderful cures it is ac­ complishing entitle It to be honorably noted among the great diaooverles of the present century." .v . However the facts atywf stated maybe, the truth remains, t&t th^gekm theory of dis­ ease is the oorrwr oae and that the great remedy mentioned Is the only one which has ever been found that can put the system in a of the "swathe," an unnecessary appen- condition to kill these germs before they ob- dage, a tight wearing of which will 441111 *uP®n the body, and undorminsthe readily mold the plastic bones, more life. cartilage than bones at this period, lay ing a firm foundation for this deformity in the future. Belts, tight dresn, lin­ ings, apron strings, ete>, are sufficient to contract this yielding part of the) c.hest. _ 1 I assert, with no fear of contradic­ tion from any respectable source, that the chest of the female, at birth, is re­ latively larger than that of the male, of the same size, and that that relative size will continue through lire aside .from force applied to change the "form," to correspond with that, of the "fashion plates." He Got His Change. One of those chronic dead-beats who habitually infest society, railway and street-cars, boarded an Austin car, and froceeded to develop lite Kftle game* t was by no means a new on el, and the driver immediately seized upon it, quietly collected his fare in the shape th-of a nickle, and for several blocks nol ing was said. Then the fraud shivered the silence with: "Am I going to have any change for that dollar I gave you." „ r TT , "You didn't give me no dollar," re- Haiutford, ' plied the driver, scowling darkly. . | "Yes, but I did, thongh, and if you don't pass me over the 95 cents, I'll re­ port you." "But you only gave me a nickle." "I say I gave you a dollar, and I want some change," and the man stood upon the platform glaring defiantly. The passengers became interested, and Sere Threat. "Mrs. Woodruff, is this you?" asked the court of a female about 10 years old who came out with her parasol raised above her head. "Yes, your Honor, this is me, Fin sor r v t o sav. This is the last time that •. v ... . ,. .... _ a doctor will ever fool me into gargling , ^e driver shifted his postitioii whisky to cure a sore throat." | J* 916 riding "You had a sore throat?" ; ] en.<?u8h Tnouw* 41114 J™ ' m(iTUred the "A bad one, sir. It has been two,ra™y r > r vi - - weeks since I have eaten solid food." J • _ . , "And as you gargled and gurgled I "Weil," said the driver, suddenlv re- some of the whisky slipped down and 7 °J produced intoxication?" j beats nose, aud shooting him off the "Exactly sir." 1 CRr> now y°u amfc y°tt Bee- Ain't "Mrs. Woodruff, my recipe for sore I Wi®| °h«nge enough , for you? Texas throat is thirty days in the workhouse, •' and I never knew it to fail of a enre. This is your first appearance here, and I shall let you go." "Thanks, sir. I shall leave for Toledo to-da; ay. "And you'd better stick to that town. It Was All Paid fbr. The Queen of Italy, in the course of a railway journey, stopped at a certain Station and was met by the Mayor and municipal big-wigs in all the glory of Iheir robes of honor. An elegant Sore throat is such a familiar ailment luncheon had been provided, but the 4VIA*A AtTAW«rlv/wlir iu av' 1 - J •< 1 • a n . ; Fr« to All KlaUtera, . I will give two bottles of Warner'* WMte Wine of Tar free of all coata to any minis­ ter who will send ns aa order from Ids otors- keeper for two dona bottlesot the earn* " CATARRH AND HAV Favna.--FOR twenty years I was a sufferer from datarrh of the head and throat in a very aggravated form, and during the summer with Hay f»vw I procured a bottle of By's Cream Balm, and after a few applications received decided beaeflt--waa cured by one bottle. Have had no return of the complaint. CHAM<OTTB PARKER, Waverly, N. Y. (Price W cent* per bottle.) Puns Ood-Uvsr OH, mads from aeleoted Uvtasee the sea-shore, by GASWBU^ BAIABD ft Oa, Hew York. It is absolutely pore and sweet Patients who have once taken it prefer it to all others Physicians have de­ cided it tapsriflg to any of tin other oils in market H. B. BBYAWI'S Chicago Business Colle ze is laid out̂ on a grand aoale-has 20 flret- olaaa instructors, »,U» a^naxe feet of floor- age, 40 to (K) clafaea daily, and all the mod­ ern facilities Send for oirc ulars CBAPPO Hands, Face, Pimples, and rough Skin, cored by using JVNDOTU SOAT, made by GASWBLZS HIKASD ft Co. New York. 8nmn Man--'"Wells'Health Renewer" reatcrea health and Ylgor,cnrea dyspepsla.impotenoe. (1. To CURB, a aore throat, gargle with Piao'a Care for Consumption. 26 cents. "ROUGH OK RATS"--Clear* oat rata, mioe, flfaa, roaches, bed-buga, ants, vermin, chipmunks, lie. A CHILD that wakes with croup should have a dose of Piao's Cure. - • Wmxs' "ROUGH on Cowrs."--I5c. Ask for ft Complete, permanent cure. Corns, warts,bunions. THE most comfortable boot in town ta that with Lyon's Patent Metallic Heel Stiifenera. "BUCHU-PAIBA."--Quick, complete cure, all annoying Kidney and Urinary Diseases tL HUMORS. The animal flnldaaC the body, wiam peottraoar- iahed, become vitiated vauee eruptions to appear on the (kin. They are objectionable Irom their dia- tgurement, and vary in character from a conatant, aneaay senaation to a positive distress and severe pain. Hood's Saraaparilla corrects the derangement of the Amotions, enriches the fluids, purifies the blood, and changes the diseased condition to one of health and vigor. l'lmploa. fiALroBDFLTMN.of Ne w York, had so man? pimplaa and blotches on his face that be was ashamed. He triad variona remrilisi without effect. Hood's Sarssptrilia porifled hia blood, and all blemishes diaappeaied. F Kiiigworm. My brother is a victim to a humor which brin#? ring­ worms all over his face. He is using Hood's Harsaiia- riila. and already is «o much benefited tliat his eyes are 110 longer affected. He will continue its use till he feels fully cured.--h. E. HowABD, Temple, N. H. Ktieum. My little boy was so badly afflicted with a humor that we hid to mitten his hands to keep him from - - - - - - - - ( f o r t , , nibbing the sores, which itched and watery matter. Before be hid finished one boi U.̂ wCi. * - WB. c. cKmait, ef writer tfaot te IK hamdm ta • '5 ̂ A SPE0IFI0 FOR m- EPiLEPsr, snsis, QMVQLSIMS, FILLM SiRIESS, n.mniAMi.iLHiieysa. mm-um, - * tmrau.imtEm, mummtMiMKm • wmm*, m KAMBK, tffBiATisa, lEirm ieioes ̂ - "" " "» -- -- vimtmimmmmmm M.50perbottk-%a l\ " Hi liallavaitala anrt clrealais awtd etamp. DM Br* S. A. RfchmoailUd. CFCS Prspt., 9%. Tnaaph. XC«. (11) OBwaapoodaaca teaajy aaawarad hy Phjaiciaae, SeMkroBl TAWpLWIMBNT IS bJ fti the best external known tot HMH or beast The reason why becomes an "oiiem secret "wben we explain that flesh wl msele to the rery bone, Tmoyliia all disesoe and soHnmTm Other lini­ ment does this, hence none other is so largely need -m does such worlds or good. 'st I ELY'8 CREAM BALM when by the i<»-cin-n'i!'-. Price SO rent ;. ELY 1 ROIHRUW. Drnpriot „ r into the nostrils, will be absorbed, effect «ally cleawaing the head of catarrhal vims, esasInK healthy secre­ tions. It allaya inflam­ mation, protects the membrane of the naaai nasassea from addi- tional colds, complete­ ly heala tlie sores, aad featores sense of taate and smell. NOT A LIQUID oi tmvrtr. A few applicationt relieve. A thorough treatment tciU ctire Asrreealile to use. Send h- mail or at druggists Owpl-o, N. Y. eof Hood's Saraaparilla the sore* were healed.--It J. CUUXI, Merchant, Warner, N. II. Hood's garaaparills. by Sold by DroKgists. $1: six lor $5. Prepared omy C. I. HOODfeCO., Apothecaries, Lowell. Mass. Young areolar* M> •• teamTsuraaArar hew and men we will give yoa a aitnation. •AZjarnKK MW^faaaamia. Wis. AS down there that everybody is expected to gargle."--Detroit Free Press. royal appetite was uncertain, and the Queen requested the obsequious depu­ tation to get lier a glass of wine, which Iras all that she required. This was promptly brought, but, while drinking it, a drop fell from the glass onto her Jay GouM's Library* Jay Gould's library is one of the most remarkable thingg about that re-,. .. - , , . markable man. Not only does it con* ' tsayelmg dress. She at on<y sought in tain all the standard classical works of , er P<>cket^fcrr a handkertmief ^to re- history, science, finance, fiction and 1 . Mayor, whoae dailf avocations the poetry, but in certain glass cases, well , v .• , : u- , , . guarded with strong wire network out- possibly ^oinao^ed hitt side, tomes of immense value and great {f Pr ^ age, and many an inditio princeps which ~ would delight the heart of a bibliophile. This room is the one holy of holies of the millionaire, £he mysterious chamber which Bluebeurd forbade even the wife of his bosom to enter. No person ex­ cept Mr. Gould is allowed to touch his precious books, even his factotum. Moroyini, avoiding that dangerous ground. With all his business cares, Mr. Gould is a close student, and sin­ gularly well versed in general liter­ ature. A well-known New York lawyer once Baid of him that he was the best authority on the law of corporations in the United States.--Nets York letter. Cranky. , The lather of the High School girl had a long discussion with a politician, aad alter the latter bad gone the girl remarked, quoting from Shakspeare: "He draweta oat the thread of his ver­ bosity finer than the staple of his argu­ ment." "Well," replied the old main, 1 don't understand thtf dead languages, bvt if yoa are trying to say he is a crank I'm with yon every time.*--Otf City Jhtrick. their poekets, misunderstood the mo­ tion of the Queen's baud, and mur­ mured humbly, but earnestly, "Ah, no, rour Majesty; I assure you it is all paid forr " """ . . . What laMsaaf ^ Weighed t|kfaui that health ft ao oftefe Udla to buy? Dross Indeed. . While we can none of i i- clwjii a total exemption from the greatest of ail ills to which fleeh i* betr*--HI health--we may do much to leeaen the cbanoea of incurring it, and thia not alone by the adoption of such aanttary measures a" arc to be foond in dally ekerdaa, regular rSoWk sand- cnoe in eating Hill dritflbafe,' aad a wholesome diet, but also by HHIIIHU to the Jnd!cio«a prerentive medicatfcm whatbe'm- tem ia thnialmiiil lij aiiliaMMai InftTiMrmn For Inataace. wadtaU ot injamsl te malar- iona looaWUea ahontd nae ITaatattaa'a «y»« Bitte*a as a dcienae acaiaat eMUsaad ferw, and penona who iacar modi o«t ot d»a «- poaara ahoald«aploy It aa a Tfirrnaril a--last rhenmatism. Travekra In the trapice ted It la valuable alao aa a means of plaintaad _ _ ̂ Fsoptfc Who loae their money hi bucket iihooa would wjetoe at a chaaoe to kick the racket - •, ; ' ] Aa eOaetlve awdioine for khtaey diaeaaoa, 1 tow fevers sad nervous prostration, aad wall THE GREAT GERMAN REMEDY FOR PAIN. Bel terse and cures RHEUMATISM, Neuralgia, Seiatiea, Lumbago, BACKACHE, HliDAOHl, T00THAGB1, SORE THROAT, aOINSV, aWKLUBM, 8P8AINS, laraaaaa. Cats, traiaaa, FROSTBITES, BUSKS, MAIM) And all etber bodily aehsa and pal oa. Firn CENTS ft BATTLE. SotdbyallDraagtetaand Daalam. Direcnoaa la B laagnagea. | Tha Chartaa A. Vayalar Ca. ehwwy«. a. Toestsa a 06.) BalWin. u, c.tt $72 A outStfree. A<;KNTS WANTED for the Best and F««te«t-Seiling Pictorial Books and BiblcH. Prices reduced 83 per cent. NATIONAL PUBLISHING CO., Chicago, 111. PATENTSigKViffi Send Sketch or Hodel. FATKNTf MOIfOHT or SOLU. Lone experience. Bend Stamp for Book. A. W. MOHOAJi ft 00, Patent Attorney* and dealers iu Patents. P. O. Box. j*>, Waahington, D. C. AGENT8 WANTED tine Machine ever invented,. _will knit a atoJiinga wifil --_ minntes. It will alao . work for which there is to sell Knit- pair oC *T» a lancy- ready market. »end and TOK ttauleto It a gnat variety, of I Ait an IbpsetHaat It SOLP BY ALL MBMCIKE fttil Qiv ions!! . Ask tha most eminent physician 1 Of any school, what ia the best the world for qeietiag and aQqftMtali tation of the nerves and curing hervema eomplaints, giving n tike, refreshing deep always ? And they will tell yon nnhesitatingfr "Some fojm of Btopsl* CHAPTER I. Ask any or all of the most aas: "What is the best and only remedy Hat, -in be relied on to enre all diseases of tho. , ;i(lneys and urinary orgnns; ntdi as * disease, ̂ abetea, retention or inability to re> ' tain .wine, and dS the diseases and ailments? ̂ peculiar to Women"-- (i , And they will tell you explicitly and *- phatically "Bnchn." mm. : AdttheSM»ephysicians „ . "What is the moat reliableaudparestear* f for all liver diseases t>r djfspeusk, tammm-" »on, indigestion, bttiotwnees, maierirt WeHy * ague, and they will tell yowt/ ; "ICandiakel or Dandelion •- t Hence, when ttieae remediea are eoml With Others eqna^fYaloable > And swap oaaded* into Hop BWm,aii| twonderful and mystnioes iw^vt pimf . developed sAdch ts eo vailed ta Ma ' tioae that no dtaaasa or fll-^haaitti eaaTBi>»'H> blyexMt or resist its power, andystjt ' Harmless fatftl inat fisll <nipsn, weak* or nnalleA eUU to use. cBApinti n. ""fweat i : tlsieat dead o»a For yeare, and. given Bright!* and ether coaiplainte, aeyereeo«(hs eaflsd tion, have been cored. Women gone nearly cnwl From agony af narroaanaiif9 pakefnlnees and wknls tfssases p««dWi to w/wun. v "•% | Ptople drawn out of shape from excraci- ' hting pangs of Bhep-a^T T I f i-ijm w and from scrofula! ! Srystpela*! 8alt rheam. geatlon, and la test ; Nature ia lmtr to Have beea carad h which can be fo*nd tha hnewn worM, e»':SO>Mn|^r t*SSZi$" fcato an ttdgn«uwva Until m "BVLLET AMI K. * * : _ and SKIN Die -- oTbdiewnm or uoon, ai .... "SiraT' ws^'ssjriisvugBt. A3 - object*.*"Works like mairfr, 1 everybody. Serai foronrmtt a Uviuu v HILL PUB. CO., BOX VS. N. work for which Uiere is always aieady market. i«nd (or circular_and terms to the Twombly KnlttiBg Oi., 1« Tremont Street, Boston, Mass. New Illustrated CitahgM (40 pp. 4to> for season of 1883-4, including BUUqr new styles; best asserteentof the faeal and most attractive organs we have ever dfe * > ̂ iered, and at lowest prices, $22 to|{0Q&<ur ' cash, easy payments or rented. 3entf)rea» ̂ Boston, 1M Tremoot St.; KnrTarib S Efci Mth St.: Chioaco. l« Wabsah A«a. C.K. tJ. TRHEK WBrme TO AI>VI aiiiififT"^ ™ mm Um <m1' Battle of the 140,000 Yehunes, the choioeat literature of the world. 100-Paga prm. Loweat prices ever known. SOT seM by dealers. Sent for BEFORE pay meat on evidence of good faith. JOHN & ALDRH, JT.0rVg&aW3:adTo3S: i n Yeeey Street, Hew Yerk. P. O. Box 1827. LAOICSF^^M^^W'XR^ MOTHCiS. (AtGr* ̂Worn DtttKrif.) WQI «Uiw. (kt h Drcggfcl. Mi. NRACNIBABSSFIR&S£SC£BS» #mmttLisstflce«a«a tooidar. Worn, Weary, aii«l Wretched- "As weak as a cat" is an expression frequently used by d<MitatecI sufferers who are trying to tell how forlorn they feeL It is an pression, for a cat is one of the most agile and vigorous ence. It would be more correct to say, "as weak as a * that gives the idea of utter inability to hold one's self up. son who feels thus is generally worn, worried, woeful, aad w Sometimes it is a case of overwork, and sometimes of imj ishment The Mood in the system of a person who is "as weak a wretchedly thin condition. " It needs iror, £0 impart and strengtn. This is to be had by taking Bftowrfs IfcGM only safe and proper preparation ot iron in coaaectioat Wldl powerful tonics. The physician and the druggist can tell the how valuable a remedy BROWN'S IKON BITTERS has beea use. 1 if- jjf WSF$,

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