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' . . - * • ' *<*v * , , -A«*« "> ,« - ' « U . ! »- . • .* • «.$• . " , * " • » < A A . ' • . • jrawr Dr. Ncn<lut PratMt, c! Ctacfoaali, was tfeoogfat b« '.» A. l--t lll|»l sf There waa a aeafc to the sp^ tree, j ^AndoiwiftwaonBialKwri^M-SMtttoe, lutt? art then md^Sbocfc ' » Her fair bead bur, with bo kafcto par. And hgrdrcMjT--taliowed <madainty boot; And beaawhecaaheaaaokadbtactear, And he came and stood at tbs laddars foot Kitty rty hall bltutod, than amllad, and «& Wontyoa no--a up wad alt hare adwr And Kitty's brother, a boy to dread, - Saw, and determined to nlae a row{ So he crept aofUy nnder the troe, listening to all they bad to say, ;T?S Did Hie lmpiah brother, and cly aa coslft 1Mb Seired the ladder and bore It away. Then theyj»w him, and the, with a frown. Said, "what wiU that awtal boy do next?^ And she called him the greatest scamp in town, Yet I don't believe ahe waa very mabh vexed, For^er^ lips half smiled though her eyes half And she saw the position of matters now. And be came over and sat by her side, Leaving his place on the opposite beogh- Wbat conld they do? They warn oapttTea there, Held aa If by an iron hand; Kitty tossed back her golden hair, . And reflectively leaned her oheek on bar hand. "If," said he, "we for help should oaM, , They'd laugh to see usln snch a plight. Bo we'd beet stay here till the shadows fall. Or till some one or other domes in sight" And some one did come. It waa Kitty's papa, Who passed the tree hia footsteps traced, And saw through the trees a lighted cigar. And a masaaline arm round a feminine waist. Kitty looked down and blashed at one, And then looked up and blushed at the other; Said )ier father, "These are nice goings on!" Said ahe, "It waa all the fault of my brother." What was the end? I'll tell yon that. Some months after, 'mid silks and laee, And ribbons and nches, some ladies sat. Who were discussing the time and place As to when--so ran their debate-- And where a certain wedding should be; Then that Impish brother was heard to state,' "iVlutd better oome off in the apple-tree." PBCSS-GANS'S VICTIM. An. Incident in the Life of* Com- modore Macdonough. Some time during the month of Jane, . 1809, the American brig Sarah entered the port of Liverpool with full cargo. She was commanded by Capt. William Brown; and his first mate was Tom Macdonough, a true-hearted Yankee sailor, from somewhere in the little State of Delaware. After the brig had been duly entered at the custom house, she was soon cleared of her cargo, and "within one week after her arrival she was loaded for home. One pleasant evening--the one pre­ ceding the day on which the brig was to sail--Tom Macdonough took a stroll tip into the town, was seized by a press- gang, ̂ andl in less than half an hour found himself on board an English frigatef which lay at the mouth of the • river. "A fine set of men," said the English captain, as he ran his eyes admiringly over the stalwart forms of the impressed seaman. "They will fill up the list of our main-topmen." "Are you the the commander of this frigate ?" asked Tom, addressing the man who had just spoken. "Captain Downie, at your service," replied the commander, with mock gravity. "Then, sir, of you I demand my im­ mediate release. I am second in com­ mand of an American brig now ready for sea, and no power in England can legally detain me." • ». ' "That won't go down, youngster," re­ turned the captain, with a sneer. "You are a little too young for such an office. The King needs men, and you must take your chance with the rest." "Do you mean to say that I am to be detained on board you ship?" "Certainly." "Then, sir," replied Tom, while his eyes flashed fire, "you will do it at your peril. Already have your people run up a heavy reckoning, and the day shall * yet come when your King will have to settle it. I am exempt by your own laws from impressment, and you know it." The captain showed a little anger as our hero spoke, but turning to one of his lieutenants, he said: "Mr. Monson, have these men's names entered, and then station them and mess them;" and without further remarks he walked aft to his cabin. In a moment Tom's mind was made up, and without resistance or remark of any kind he allowed his name to be entered on the purser's books, and his station and mess to be assigned him, after which a hammock and bedding were served out to him, and he was directed to "turn in" as soon as pos­ sible. The frigate was well guarded by Gentries, three being two upon the poop, one at each gangway, one on the fore- oastle, and one on the bowsprit, besides those who were stationed at various posts below; so that no further notice was taken of the new-comers after they had received their bedding, excepting to give the sentinels additional caution with regard to watching well that no one left the ship unless he was passed by the officer of the deck. Tom's hammock was already clewed; and having hung it up, he turned into it without undressing. The night was warm and sultry; and, as a means of giving a circulation of fresh air, the gun-deck ports were lowered, and from the place in which our hero swung he could look out upon the water, as it sparkled beneath the beams of the bright moon. Tom lay quiet until midnight, but as yet he could think of no means of escape. Shortly after that hour had passed he heard the relief guard called, and in some ten minutes the corporal of the first guard came down upon the gun- deck and unlashed the hammock which hung next to his own, which operation being performed, he proceeded to un­ dress himself, hanging his clothes as he did so upon the clews of his hammock. The four hours' duty had given the cor­ poral an excellent appetite for sleep: and in less than ten minutes after he touched his mattress, he began to snore. "Now, or never," thought Tom, "is my chance," and with this idea in hid mind, he slipped quietly out from his liammock, and proceeded to divest him­ self of his own clothes, which, having been accomplished, he very unceremo­ niously substituted those of the snoring cqrporal in their place, and then sat down upon the ureeching of a gun to meditate further upon his plans. One bell struck, and the sentinels passed the usual "All's well." Then Tom heard the corporal, as he started to go his rounds, and erelong he de­ scended the main-hatch ladder to visit the ports below. No sooner had the marine officer passed beyond the galley, than our hero sprang up the latter and gained the spar-deck. The officer of the deck was aft upon the seaboard side, the sentries were walking their posts with regular tread, while the old quar­ termaster stood upon the poop, with his night-glass under his arm. The sentries performed their walk upon gang-boards raised even with the bot­ tom of the hammock nettings, and run­ ning forward from the ladders. The larboard gangway was shaded from the light of the moon by the awnings; and walking deliberately up the ladder, Tom! looked over the ship's side. "Sentry," said he, in a mumbling sort of a tone, "what boat Is that at the boom?" "The second cutter," returned the marine, showing by his manner that he had no suspicions of the spurious cor­ poral. Tom immediately walked aft to where stood the officer of this deck; and being quits assured by the mistake of the sentry, he pulled his cap over his eyes, and, touching his visor respectfully, re­ mark : "I should like to overhaul that second cutter, sir, for I think there is rum aboard of her." Tom knew he was playing a desper­ ate game, but liberty was to be Ithe re­ sult of success, and he flinched not a hair. "Ha! the villain," uttered the Lieu­ tenant. "Up to their old tricks again. Qo, corporal, get down into the boat, and if you find rum in her, they'll catch it" • Tom started quickly forward; bat just as he got abreast of the fore-hatch­ way, he saw the real corporal's head rising above the combings. The ma­ rine ascended no higher, for with one blow of his fist Tom sent him back from whence he came, and then sprang quickly out through the port upon the swinging boom; and having reached the place where the second cutter's painter was made fast, he hauled the boat up and leaped into her. The flood tide was setting up the river very strongly, and quick as thought Tom cast off the painter, and rfcpidly drop­ ped astern. . "Help! help!" shouted our hero, at the top of his voice; "the boat's got loose." "Get out a couple of oars, you lub­ ber," cried the officer of the deck, as he jumped upon the poop on hearing the cry, where he arrived just as the cotter was sweeping past the quarter. "You can hold her against the tide." Tom did get out a counle of oars; but the moment he got them balanced in the rowlocks, he commenced pulling for dear life, and, to the utter conster­ nation of the lieutenant, the boat be­ gan rapidly, to shoot up the river. All the sentries on deck were immediately called upon the poop, and ther muskets were fired at the deserter; but, though two of the balls whistled near the boat, yet none of them did any harm. The next moment Tom heard the third cut­ ter called away; but he knew the men were all sound asleep in their ham­ mocks, and so he felt secure. It was ten minutes before the third cutter cast off from the ship, and long ere they reached Tom he had gained the shore, and was running at a re­ markable speed toward the town, which he reached in safety, and before 2 o'clock he was on board his own brig. The next morning the Sarah dropped down with the ebb tide; and as she passed the frigate Tom saw the seoond cutter swinging in her usual place, and he gazed upon the proud flag that floated at the Englishman's peak, fie murmured to himself, "If I live, I'll some day take pride from those proud tyrants." How literally was that saying ful­ filled ! Tom Macdonough had been Commodore Decatur's favorite mid­ shipman at the siege of Tripoli; and wherever Decatur led he dared to fol­ low. Subsequent to that brilliant chapter in the page of American his­ tory, occurred the event which is em­ bodied in our sketch; but five years af­ terward, on the 11th of September, 1814, Thomas Macdonough met one of Fngland's proud fleets on Lake Cham- plain. At the first broadside, the Brit­ ish Commodore, Downie. fell; and at the end of a fight which lasted two hours and twenty minutes, without in­ termission, Commodore Thomas Mac­ donough was the conqueror of Cham plain. He had gained a proud victory; and that day's achievement forms one of the brightest pages in the history of America. Commodore Thomas Macdonough -- the hero of Tripoli--the conqueror of Champlain! He was a noble and true- hearted man, and a terror to all ene­ mies of his country. THE FAMILY DOCfOK. JUS OWN EXECUTOR. A Wad-known Gentleman's rMl«nt>N>>y ud the Commotion Canned by One of His Letters. [Rochester Democrat and Chronicle.] We publiafced in our local columns yester­ day morning a significant letter from a gen­ tleman known personally or by reputation to nearly every person In the land. We have received a number of letters protesting against the uae of our columns for such' "palpable frauds and misrepresentations therefore, to confirm beyond a doubt the authenticity of the letter, and the genuine­ ness of its aentimenta, a reporter of this paper was commissioned to ascertain all the possible facts in the matter. Accordingly he visited Cliiton Springa. saw the author of the letter, and with the following result: Dr. Henry Foster, the gentleman in ques- Kiss the Children Good-Night. Send the little ones to bed in the hap­ piest frame of mind. It requires some discipline and self-denial on the part of the weary parent to answer all the foolish questions and attend to the many wants that multiply so fast as the hour of bed-time draws near, but it is a labor of love that will bring a large re­ compense. Children never forget. They carry with them through life's long and weary pilgrimage the remem­ brance of the face that bent over them at night, and that was ever associated in the immature minds with heaven and God. And the little tiresome last ques­ tions mean so much to them. What if we should not answer them and they never awakened here? Unanswered questions and unanswered problems have followed men and women through life with harrowing persistance. And never give a thoughtless answer to a child's questions. Never tell the little ones that the thunder is the voice of God! Think what an idea they must form of such a God. Do not tell them petty vague stories that will mislead them into tangled paths. Hood ^ays pathetically of his childhood: I remember, I remember The fir trees dark and high, I nsed to think their blender tops ; Were close wr&inst the aky. •'H^waa a childish ignorance, ' |int now 'tis little joy To know I'm further off from liiemi Than when I was a boy* No one can so gently and kindly pre­ pare the little ones for the perplexities and disappointments of life, which are inevitable, as the fathers and mothers to whom their education should be a first consideration. The moral lessons taught at the mother's knee or by the bedside can never be forgotten, nor can the father shirk at responsibility in the matter of home tutelage. That is a child to be pitied who is afraid to ask its father any question which arises in its young mind who dare not cJimb to the parental knee and challenge the world to dislodge it. Dr. Holland, in his fine poem of Daniel Gray, which is said to typify his own father, says: He had .some notions that did not improve him. He never kissed the children, so they aay. We feel sorry for the children of a father so austere, but we can afford to pity one who lost so much beauty and value out of his own life. Then kiss the children good-night and good-morn- ing, and answer all their questions, and you will find that in such work two are blessed--one in giving, the other in re­ ceiving. The hotel waiter's costume still re­ mains the standard for an American man's full dress. To prevent mistakes at partiesjthe Boston Traveller says,the waiter is directed to carry a towel on his arm instead of a young lady* I>OME8TIC SrBOKBY.--Cuts must be treated according to their position and severity. If a finger or toe is cut, bathe or immerse it in cold water until the blood ceases to flow, wash out all dirt and foreign substances that have entered the cut. If it is deep, notice how the blood flows; if it is dark and oozes from the cut slowly, only a vein is severed and it. is not serious but will soon heal if kept from the air. But if it is a bright scarlet hue and spurts out in jets, an artery is severed and a doctor must be called at once. Meanwhile a ligature must be tied above the cut, and the thumb pressed down and held upon the artery to prevent loss of blood. If the Bkin gaps from the cut, draw the edges together, apply a piece of sticking plaster over the whole surface, and put the finger or thumb of a kid glove over the finger, if it is the injured part. If in a little while the wound throbs pain­ fully, cover it thickly with vaseline with a few drops of laudanum stirred into it, and, if needful from severe in­ flammation, put on a poultice of flax­ seed boiled in a little water with a few drops of laudanum. Bat vaseline alone possesses great healing powers for all kinds of wounds, boils, inflammations and abrasions of the skin. As long as the first dressing of a cut remains firm and it does not throb or burn, it should not be touched. An outer clean cloth can be added, but let the inner one alone until the wound is healed. Cuts on the head are apt to be dangerous and require much care. The hair should be cut off all around, and arnica plaster put directly over the wound. Coi,n Water in Sickness.--In a clinical lecture on "Water for the sick," Dr. J. Forsyth Meigs says: There is a curious and active prejudice in the public mind against the free use of water as a drink, under certain condi­ tions ; and this prejudice sometimes ex­ tends to the sick room without, perhaps, the knowledge of the physician. Many laboring people fear to use water freely when the body is heated by work. At the very moment when this is fast losing its fluids, during labor in hot weather, by sweating and, by rapid evaporation from the lungs and skin, the laborer is afraid to drink, lest he may chill, as he says, his stomach, or injure in some mysterious way his desiccated body. The jockey refuses his panting horse, streaming with sweat and exhausted by heat, the water abso­ lutely necessary to maintain the due fluidity of the blood and tissues. This latter prejudice is giving way, I am happy to see, under the teaching of the modern veterinary surgeons, who have been instrumental in introducing the practice of watering the horses on our city railroad routes once or twice on each route in hot weather. When I was a boy, 12 years of age, I was sent with two of my brothers into the coun­ try, to a farm in New Jersey, for the August holidays. We were alone under the care of the farmer's wife. One of my brothers was seized with a fever, and a neighboring physician was sent for. He ordered some blue pills or calomel, and told us all that the child must have no water, lest it might interfere with the action of the remedy. The hot and fevered body, which was evaporating its water from the lungs and skin at a far more rapid rate than in health, must have no new supplies of fluid, lest the pill might be incommoded in its action. The only safe guide as to the amount' of drink the patient needed,--the thirst,--must be rudely set aside. He moaned and cried for water. We were afraid to give it. In two days our mother arrived from home. So soon as she heard the story of the illness, she began to administer draughts of cool water in such quantity as could be taken with ease and satis­ faction. The doctor came, and, hear- ing of her action, was in high dudgeon, j experiment the remedy itself sustained my "Doctor," she said quietly and politely,, impressions." JurfXRKON City, Mo.--Dr. J. C. Biddlei aays: "Persona who use Bapwn's Iron Bitten always apeak well of it. It isagood medicine." Nevada has, according to the tenth census, 62,266 population, 151 printers, and thirty-six newspaper publications, fourteen of which are daily and twenty- two weekly, making it in every item* the smallest State in the Union. "Is beer a tonic?" inquires an anxious cor­ respondent; and in our humble opinion it is, moat emphatically--a Teutonic.--JVetc Fork AAocrtiaer. London has a weekly paper devoted to balloQnmlr matters--the Aeronaut. It is probably published on fly-paper.--Rochester Po»U Never write the word ' will be a aln if vou do. 'finis" backward, it tion, is 68 or 61 years of age, and has an ex­ tremely cordial manner. He presides as Superintendent over the celebrated sanitari­ um, which accommodates over 500 guests, and is unquestionably the leading health resort of the country. Several years ago this benevolent man wisely determined to be his own executor, and. therefore, turned over this magnificent property, worth $300,000, aa a free gift to a Board of Trustees, represent­ ing the principal Evangelical denominations. Among the Trustees are Bishop A. C. Coxe, Protestant Episcopal, Buffalo; Bishop Mat-hew Sim peon, Philadelphia, Method­ ist Episcopal; President M. B. Anderson, of the University of Kocheater; Rev. Dr. Clark, Secretary of the A. B. C. F. M., Boston. The benevolent purpose of the institution is the care: 1st--of Evangeli­ cal missionaries and their* families whose health has been broken in their work. 2rvd.--of ministers, of any denomina­ tions. In good standing. 3rd.--of members ot any church; who otherwise would be unable to secure such care and treatment. The cur­ rent expenses of the institution are met by the receipt from the hundreds of distin­ guished and wealthy people who every year crowd its utmost eapaciiy. Here come men and womew who were once in perfect health, but neglccted the 11 ret symptoms of disease. The uncertain pains they folt at first were overlooked until their health became im­ paired. They little realized the danger before tbem, nor how alarming even trilling ail­ ments might prove. They eonstitute all classes. Including ministers' nnd Bishops, lawyers. Judges, statesmen, millionaires, Jour­ nalists, college professors and oBiclala from all parts of the land. Drawing the morniug Democrat aiui Chron­ icle from hi6 pocket, the reporter remarked, " Doctor, that letter of yours has ereatcd a good deal of talk, and many of our readera have questioned its authenticity." "To what do you refer?" remarked the Doctor. " Have you seen the paper? " " Yes, but I have not had time to read It yet." The reporter thereupon showed him the letter, which was as follows: Cum on Springs SAMTAtmm Oo., I Clifton Spuincs, N. Y., Ojt. li, 1883. f Dear Sir : I am using Warner's Safe Cure, and I regard it as the best remedy for some forms of kidney disease that we have. 1 am watching with great care some eases 1 am now treating with it, and I hope for favorable results, I wish you might come down yourself, as I would like very much to talk with you about your sterling remedy and show you over our institution. Yours truly, [Signed] " Henry Foster, M. D. "I do not see why anybody should be skep­ tical concerning that letter," lemarked the Doctor. "Isn't it unusual for a physician of your standing and influence to comipend a propri­ etary preparation." "I don't know how it may be with others, but in this institution we allow no person to dictate to us what we shall use. Our purpose is to cure the sick, aud for that work we use anything we know to be valuable. Becausel know Warner's Safe Cure is a very valuable preparation, I commend It. As its power la manifested under my use, so shall Iaddtotho completeness of my commendation. "Have you ever analyzed it. Doctor?" "We always analyze before we try any preparation of which we do not know the constituents. But analysis, you know, only gives the elements; it does not give the all- important proportions. The remarkable power of Warner's Safe Cure undoubtedly consists in the proportions according- to which its elements are mixed." While there may be a thousand remedies made of the same elements, unless they are put together in proper proportions, they are worthlcrs as kidney and liver preparations. "I hope some day to meet Mr. Warner per­ sonally, and extend fuller congratulations to him on the excellence of his preparations, have heard much of him hb the founder of the Wagner Observatory, and as a man of large benevolence. The reputed high char­ acter of the man himself gave assurance to me in the first place that he would not put a remedy upon the market that was not trust­ worthy; and it was a source of a good deal of gratification to me to find out by actual How cam you remain a sufferer from dys­ pepsia when worse cases than yours are be­ ing cured by Hood's S&rsapariila? Try it A stitch in Time must make the old chap feel sew-aew. From Magnolia, Ark., Mr. T. J. Gunrels writes: •'Samaritan Nercine cured my eon's fits." WsmiMwmifi} Cures Cleanses germs of dlseaae aad slckneaa. blotches aad atabborn blood aorta, onickena'sltmish circulation. Caitnmclea andScalda.- ••That's what beats me," soliloquized the small boy, as he gaaed on his ma's slipper. Ottitmwa, Iowa.--Dr. J. N. Armstrong says: "I have used Brown's Iron Bitters in raj familv and recommend its use to others." The balloon that will not go up ia riot good for ascent; Tm life-giving properties of impure blood are restored by using Snrmirftrtn Xcrvine. A cx-tawa* jacket is the proper costume Icr an elopement. ft . A Druggist's Story. ^ Mr. Isaac C. Chapman, druggist, Ne#btjrgr, N. Y., writes us: "I have for the past ten ears sold several gross of Dr. Wm. Hall's Balsam for the Lungs. I can say of it what I cannot say of any other medicine. I have never heard a customer speak of it but to praise its virtue in the highest manner. I have recommended it in a great many cases of whooping cough, with the happiest effects. have used it in my own family for many years: in fact, always have a bottle in the medicine closet ready for use," Carbo-lines. Full oft we feel the surge of taara* Yet joy has liyht for all the years. To all whose hair is getting thin, Our Carboline will keep it In. Mr. A. Nichols, of this place, says be stir Cered from Catarrh for years. He purchased a bottle of Ely's Cream Balm of us. He is now almost cured, and save you cannot rec­ ommend it. too highly. We are selling more of Ely's Cream Halm than of all other Catarrh remedies; can hardly keep a supply on hand.-- Evers Bros., druggists, Independence, Iowa. my husband is a physician, and always allows, indeed directs me, when my children are ill, to give them all the cool water they desire." He left the house in a passion. The next day the patient was removed home, where he recovered, without any evil con­ sequences whatever.--Prairie Fan The conclusion reached by Dr. Foster ia precisely the same found by Dr. Dio Ix;\vis, Dr. Robert A. Gunn, Ex-Surgeon-General Gal higher and others, and prove; beyond a doubt the great elticacy of the remedy which has awakened so much attention in the land and rescued so many men, women and children from disease and death. The only known for KpilepticFlU.-ca avAlao forSpaama aad Vailing fMckneaa.'Va Nervous Weakness qnlckly relieved and cured. Equalled by none In deHriam of fever. Neutralises nglyblotchi seablood,q nates Boils* 49~Peraaacntty aad promptly cures paralysia. Yes, It ia a chanting and healthftil Aperient. Kills Scrofula and Klnga Ktil, twin brothers. Chanjea bad breath to good, removing cease. rWRosts btlloaaneaa aad clean complexion. Charming resolvent and aaatchlcaa laxative.-®! It drives Siek Headache like the wind.-St or-Containa no draatte cathartic or opiates. Promptly cares Bhnamstltm by routing il~€* Restores llfe^lvlag proiMXtksa to the blood Is guaranteed to care all nervosa diaordera.-^a £Sr~Beliable whea all opiatea Csll.-%* Refreshes the mind and invigorates the body. Cares dyspepsia or money refonded.^* 0r~Bnaorsed In writing by over fifty thoscsnd Leading phystdaaa la U. 8. aad luope.'M Leading clergymen In U. 8. and Eorope.^a Diseases of the blood own It a conatitm.^l for sale by all leading draggiata. f 1.50. "If* ^ For testimonials and circulars send stamp. Tto Br. S. I. RictaMrf Mid. Co., Propt, Bt. 7ostp3^ &£<=>. r(l«) <hwt4 b? bb to try Allea'i Lang ttolf m after lb« formula WM •bow Mm. W» kav* hf* fetter that ft *t ooce cured kU eoogh audi that b* waa able to mumr bit prao CONSU ATARRH for circular. Pri.. - ELY BROTHERS. DruKcisU, Ovveeo. W ELY'8 CREAMBALM when applied by the finder into the noatrila, will be absorbed.effect­ ually cleansing the head of catarrhal virus, causing healthy s?cre- tions. It allays inflam­ mation, prot*-'ts the jaembrane of the nanal passages from addi­ tional ooMb. complete­ ly heals the sores, and restores sense of taate and smell. NOT A Liquil) or SNUFF. A few applications relieve. .4 thoroufih trratmenl will litre. Agreeabletouse. Bend ents, bv mail or at druggiiti. Wm. C. (bat, Vv, Kite April'*, lMi; IkU ht imU m to' ttultktBMcr Iililia tltm tke ft*. •jSMgnkni iamkb. lbaq«S>n bntai to csm Un tihaitoldMialkMi oraS. H« tfciftksall mmt- SSL3- ALLE1T8 LQHB Is harmless to the mast contains no Opium RMomnKnded Vt BS<ih aad Satw*. Is fact ' j •wrrbwly who hu firm il = jood Ufcl. It S*T.r fell. M Srlaft " , ,v " * 1 , 1 As en Expectorant it haa Xnfl. SOLD BY ALL MEDICIHE DEALER PATENTSJTSS0̂ sss&S4 Its*: 1 i , *» , / Send Sketch or Model. PA' SOLD. Lom A. W. XORG In Patents, P. FOB dyspepsia, indigestion, depression ot •pirits and general debility in their various forms; alpo as a preventive apamst fever and ague, and other intermittent fevers, the •Ferro-Phosphorated Elixir of Calisaya," made by Caswell, Hazard <fc Co., Now York, and sold by all drugRists, is the best tonio; and for psitienta recovering from fever or other sickness it has no equal J.1». Gacfb. Koute agent on the Ft. Wayne branch of the I/. 8. & M. 8. railway, says: Agent at Rending; Mich., get nie two more bottles of Warner's White Wine of Tar. I never used its equal for throat trouble. The greatest engine in the world is the nen Baxter portable, in use all over the world. Descriptive circulars free. Address J. C Todd. 17 Barclay St., New York. W. O. SyuiRKR, of Worthlngton, Ind., says: I have sold more White Wine of Tar Syrup than any other Cough Remedy. It is the best I ever saw. Rough on Couahs." 15c., 28c. f.Oc., at Drnnists. Complete cure Coughs Hoantness, 8ore Throat. Ft hpt effectual, then good to take, then cheap--Piso's Cure for Consumption. Mother Swan's Worm Syrup." for feverishneas, reatlessncss, worms, constipation, tasteless. 3BC. SHARP PAIN8 Crick, Sprains,W renohes, ltben* raatinu, Neuralgia, Sciatica, Pleoriay Pains, Stitch in the Side, Backache, Swollen Joints, Heart Disease, Bore Muscles, Fain in the Chest, and ah pains and aches either local or dnnr tnntr l are Instantly relieved and speedily cured by lln well-known Bop Flatter. Compounded, as it Is. of tto medicinal Tirtuesof fresh Hops, Gums, Calmms and BstracMk it is indeed tt« test pain-kit Lis?, stimulating, aaothbv and strengthening Porou« Plaster erar made. Bop Hasfst* aiw sold by all draototsaadeonntry atom. • oents or Are for 00. •ailed on rseeipt of HI/I* nctca. BopPMtrCo., proprietors aad Manu­ facturers, Boston,Mass. PLASTER •lately ant*eiau Bewtkf world. Sent on trial, warr t*ud(br lllntrated Cstat»>« B. Acenta Wantnl. •> THE WftMACailEOa, Ckleace ITU WAoaa flcua, IToa «M, B+aaa: saaonttaaum MM«Vin POBGBS, am tomk bam m i 4S Ik. Aovtl aad Kit hamimttwHiMaq Blowers. Anvil*. V1c*< A arumo* mucks, mmutupt I CURE FIT81 When i mvcttv* i oo ft time andihen have them return a--te, I eftl nr*. | h*v« mate the Ammw WftK r_ aicK H |88 m 'S^EaSSMSSe^sS^naSr iTInsin cnredbrHawley's Sfcxnan soar stomach and llvei mm "Hard Caah aad Now to Oct IL" The fastest selling book now pub­lished. Terras tilieral. Adit '• Jno. E.Potter k Oo. ,Pnb. .Philadelphia Or. uncus' FKBHCH MOUSTACHE VISO* itabtud oi OiMnabMid oatba •iwttut fetes la IMqio S*rtr fkiti. BtatoaneeiptofMo •uaip*«r tilnr;S pMka(Mfor|l. a*vart«r<kssa tailiaitaas; mm other (casiar. Bead torchcslaK AUnts,T. W.BAXR,boa It. Wansv,lad. U.S.A. Ir a cough disturbs your sleep, take Piso's Cure for Consumption and rest well. SktnnvMkn. Wells'Health Renewer restores healtji«ndvigor,curesDyspepsia, Impotence. $L Get Lyon's Patent Heel Stiffeners applied to new boots or shoes before vou run ther.i over. "Bough on Coughs," 1 Sc., 25c.,soc., at Dn ugglsts. Complete cure Coughs, Hca-HeiiosS, Sore Throat, XTXTj TMe Virginia Negro. I "Whatever advance the Virginia | * gro, made of darker if not coarser q than ourselves, may be making in ot| parts of this continent, in the heart the Blue Ridge he is as stationary post. Not one, with a single except! owns the land on which his neat li whitewashed hat stands in its li patch of corn and potatoes; nor doei aspire to own it. He generally h cow and a few pigs, many hens, a turkeys, lots of dogs, and a perf (loud of merry little children hov< about his home; and all are very h py--healthy, too. Of course, they ignorant, and must remain so, even j,c <Xoor those of a better class or more favor, I am color, in a sparsely-settled region. («W'6a« Sunday no one, black or white seem*, to think of going to church. But dow in a little dimple of the earth, under tl' oaks, a dozen or two of the young nj^ groes gather and passed a greater pa 1 of the sweet September day swinging "ffef making merry in the most innocent at®' llu5 Arcadian way. The old Virginia ge, tleman assured me that they are gofj . * at heart, fairly honest, reasonably ij ' dustrious, very happy, and very helf less. He seemed to be constantly ma ing presents to some one of the liundr> or so on his lands of shoes, hats, aimTtft clothing of one kind and aaother, ancj am bure they all love the old gentj man and regard him almost with , erence.---Joaquin Miller. 4 Beard Beneath the Skin* A gentleman who formerly resided" Trenton, Tenn.. told an American*.,,ot Ue porter of a strange freak pi natur} which came under his observation there a few years ago. There was a young man of the town who had long passed the period of maturity, and who liad not a sign of a beard on arfy portion oi his face. One day he noticed a small lump on his neck, a few inches below his chin. At first he paid little atten­ tion to it. The Inmp commenced growing, however, till finally it was larger than a large walnut, and closelv resembled a wen. The young man went to a physician and asked him to relieve him of the disfiguring growth. The doctor concluded to try and re­ move it with a knife. On making an incision the doctor's knife encountered a spongy substance, which, on exam­ ination, proved to be nothing less than a closely matted and coiled mass of hair. It seems that the beard which should have been spread over the young man's face had concentrated in this one spot and grown beneath the skin. The hair was removed and the opening soon healed, and the strange development became tumoticeable.--If as'feville Amer­ ican. I Thebe are no oaths that make so many perjurers as the vows of love. iir II "f1 "| l - rates Are as low a< experience 1ms found to be safe. Y«« will save money by insuring with me. tieiier.il Inanranoe, I.ifc, Fire. Lightning aij'l Tornado « gpeclaHy. ThanUlnft nil '«>' friends for their lilierai jwtronaae, fin.I, hop. in^r, hv squnre drnlinft, to merit a continuance M tha'same, I beg to sijbserilie myself, Renpec.tfuliv vonrs, V. IL MOHEY. McIIenry, 111.. Jnno 11, 1883. HUMORS. The animal fluids of the bddy, when poorly nonr- lulled, become vitiated and cause eruptions to appear oil the skin. They arc objectionable from their dis­ figurement, and vary in character from ^constant, uneasy sensation to a positive distress and severe pain. Hood's Sarsapariila corrects the derangement of the functions, enriches the fluids, purifies the blood, and changes the diseased condition to one of health and vigor. Pimples. HaLFOBI) FLTXN. Of New York tiaAanm ttnr reatedy to core the worst tma jsuapn • Jil t falMIs do reason for not new receiving a ears. SenaM t •bc« Mr a treatise an4 a ftM lMtl» of J»j luMWif . -remedy. Give laprees ana Post oaic*. It rusts J«t' \\ nothing for s trial, «tt<l I wl&MN jf«. ^ » i V; Address Dr. It. G. HOOT, isfFesrlSt.. New Vorfcr ^ 1 Free! Cards and Chromos.; We will aend free by mail aaampte aetjef 00$ large German, French and American Chroma Cards, on tinted and gold moon da. With h gMte* list of over 300 different deaigna, on receipt stamp for poatage. We Will also Mad rree By mail, aa sample*, tea ot onr beanttlni Chrowaa.1 on receipt of ten ocnta to pay for packlnf anal poatac*", also inotoae a oohndential yrlut-Hrtw onr large oil chromos. Agvnta wanted. Addrap' F. Olkabon A 0ol, 46 Summer St.; Boston, HaMk Tlta Oldest Medicine la the w*rNt« Dr. Imuk Than*" I*. 8i!TN * Arm, r ORGAN AGENTS Wanted in every County. RKKD'H TEMPLE OF MUSIC, ISO State Ktrwet. CHICAGO. CMU WNUt Alt CUC FAILS. TaMosgnod bydrundata IMsi Cough ayron. Taateagood. Use in lime. Hold ifl! j;nii.ijyijn STANI^RD Preserves Llnon, giisM.a beanilfnl Jlniah prevents tbelron from • tick in e. aavfa labor 5 Cent's a Cake. it ir»; Hade i • /k[ ; . y*. ' ' Standard Oil Co., CLEVELAND - - - 0HJ0. FUR SALE IN McIfENRY BY ^ owen. , , K , CONTINEHTAI with narrow-necked Bottles; the leas they ha\e in them the more noise they make in pooring it out.--Pope. Thebe is no snch thing as a great state built tip out of a people not great. Horning Mists And night dumps generate malarial disorders and rheumatism in those obliged t> be abroad in them. The farm laborer, the early rising a tiaan, and tin niiht tsiler. find in Hoatetter's Stomach Bitten a genial pre taction against the effects ot exposure to the weather and damp or foetid air, and also a pleasant means ot counter­ acting the effects of excessive fatigue or weari­ ness, induced by the lack of a due measure of "nature's sweet restorer"--sleep. They who work early and laie the year ronnd need, occa­ sionally, the healthful stimulus imparted by a wholesome tonic like this. To all its purity and efficiency as a reine lv and preventive of disease c mmend it. It checks incipient rheumatism and malarial symptom**, rj.ieves constipation, dyspcrsia and biliousness, arrests prematura decay of the physical energies, mitigates the in­ firmities or ageand hastens convalescence. It is said there are two eventful periods ot the life of a woman: One when she wonders whom she will have, and the other when aha wonders who will have her. For tremulousness, wakefulness, dizziness and lack of energy, a Tinoet valuable remedy s Brown'8 Iron Bitters. tea-- i the •try Tfif us, anil "to the victor belongs the ?l>oiU." Do not grudge them a play* suell now a:id then, a few hurrahs, or even a more noisy demonstration. Twenty years ago some of yon were ready fiiougli to give them more than that if tltey would take your place and be sliat at! God bless our brave boys. Let them flglit their battles over again. T,et them meet around their camp-Area, the Grej and the Blue together, and let tlietu. with clapped hands, rejoice tlut the old days are gone forever, and tiiat a new era has dawnod upon us. The years of the great conflict arc growing more distant, the old woundfc are healed over; only an empty sleeve or a halt* tug step tells us of the Aerce struggle once endured. Sometimes, when we hear these croaker*, we are tempted to think that men have forgotten, and that life and iiinb were sacrificed in vain. We remember the brave hearts that went down.in the contest, and we ?ay "Did It pay?" Here wc are,maimed homeless, forgotten. Tha world goes 011 just the same, men grow rich bv our toil, our blood-shod; we are Ignored An aid soldier, like an old horse, is turned out to die. Did It pay ? Friends, it needs soipe demonstrations, some rousing, heartfelt cheer, like that given bv those sturdy miners--heaven ble>* their warm hearts aiufgooty faue8-- »o show Jhe soldier.boys that American hearts are in the riglrt fllaee, only Aaud'vvd by rlust of thjs work'dajr life. LIST OF MSKM1B SOUTHERN WORLD, ATLANTA, GA. k ALWAYS CURABLE BT USIKd MEXICAN MUSTANG LINIMENT. •r IfHAN FLKSH. OP AlflMAIf, Rheumatism. Scratelm, Burma and Scalda« Sores and Galls, Stings and Bites, Spavin, Craefea* Cnta and Brniaea, Screw Worm, Grak* Sprains A SUtehes, Foot Boi, Hoof All, Contracted BCoaelca Lamcaeiit SUffJoiaiti ' Swiaay, Founder*, Backachei Sprains, Strains* EruptfoM« Sore Feet, Frost Bitea, StiflhfW, and all external diseases, and avcry hnrtor accident For genual use in family, stable and stock yaidiUl THE BEST OF AIX LINIMENTS p a 0 1 lut sp da^i sh: tlx a y er« ll.K a n< nic Br hasfc f'ro pel wi wl hit by till in \ wit sea me nr a sea four pace Iiluab-ated Paper. Acknowledged the ben t and cheapes t Agr icu l tu ra l . L i t - Familv paper published. Only $1.00 per tor S niontha. Let ua tell 5 ou of the South, pies fn e. Adflress SOUTHERN WORLD," A lanta, Oa. THIS NEW ELASTIC TRUSS la cMtar, itou llwll taaU BMlUoaa of tba body, whll* tlw 1111 m ih« held Meardj Cit mud mghu and a r*6feat enr* cer- IST, dsrtbte and ehesp. 8eM bj nail. Circular* gglMton Truss Co., Cbioaoo, ill* ppalttraraMdyfor to* above dlceaM; bjr I ada of cam or tha worst kind and of lour aro bo«a cared. IndMd,*o(troncU mj falta cj, that t will Mnil TWO BOTTLBa PHRE. to- 1 a valuable tkeatisk on this duoaaa.te r GWeKxproMandP. O. aditrem. PR. X» A. SJLOCUJt. Ml Pearl St., Naw Tarh. PTICAL WONDER For plMsnn and basinets. rfftinal, cheap lantern, for proj afrraphs. chronoairda, opaque picture* and arks like macia, and delights and myatifiet Send for onr full aud flee descriptive ctrcnlsi Hill pub. Co., Box n. y. city, k, y. cent at> on. I xa'e of this article is oon»t*ntiy rectlona are followed it will never >141. We ; larly invite the attention of physicians to its me JoJkw I* Thimptmta, Aois* <Jt CWrTtoy.^H.' TO SPECULATORS. B.IJNDBLOM4CO., N.O. 5 fc 1 Chamber ot Commerce. Chicago. _ GRAIN ft PROVI8IOH BRO Members of all prominent Produce Ext Clucago and New York. WiU execute onlet*< j n dement when reatt"*ted. ftendftr ci r,ul»™ r<! _ Ing particulars. U01IT. LUtDBLOM £ CO., Chie^| ~ Over in use. acliinei BeckeS Inn Boatd. L a d _ _ _ B urh Afrente Wanted. Ieiniar Becker. Km Manufacturer, York. Pa. Catalogue fte*. • f !>iU!M:<|er V& Consumption Can Be Cured OR. WM. HALL'S FOR THE LUNGS. Cored Conrom entS) Asthm mn iiMiMB • ww •• i IWMI AndhefllftthfMemlmuie CSK.UA \KTHEN WR1TINO TO AJDVB .pieaee any yon saw the adi InthitpsiMr. % i>oni A MUSICAL INSTRUMENTit that will play any taw, and thali Iny one, even a child, can opqrate. | Ttm QhssiMi fcssphe Sliaalh/ <siwi»liiaaf a is aot 1 etnTbsayihailt U a rnracrc^ _ --Uf aUttwaMtd alia, pwatarimmH, ^ , sic. It coieM#*fam struct bellows aad sit MirwxmvM aad awttfc. A*kM" niiamli Ibslane, aadU Is oal/ Mwaq Ism 1b llHWnatsI, as ihon ia tha l the haadle. wMth bstt nrrraasthsbsUows 1 mmwUtm, wtowa I _ iqiMrflte fataw: tl as is show a la th»^k«i«,a ItokaKiisplMriaK a Ml •r atagrSHtM aia slngiaf the watda. BSmm ia %.] MaMfn UnhisnaataintssiaeW. tttuVudi aads* ' " m both old aad y*«r. --if MMateftte eate t~ uoraaor aooUL alnaanairr. Tht ommtta is 1 " fiMR. It is Mads of ssild iiaca both haadsoass aad aresanatsl Da ] butane braa sad Mm dMaaad bas 1 for {3.50. ii LuasliaiUuii : nUmi r aad #10. Iti AN 0HCHWTBA IN CVERV HO*U : brtsOTsfta u> addnss aad lsileda , sslsctlytt or asriE.RO. 1M ance Mdadsa basis* sadaacklM. fbsw - ' -aadwa w>0 arpnat A«aa aiur towu Hhial BAI>» BAD, BAD BLOOD. ^ Some blood is bad because it is poor and weak. Some is bad because it contains impurities. Some men have such bad blood that the wonder is it does not poison the mosquitoes who come to bite than. The rich red color of good blood is owing- to the iron which is present. « Blood which has not enough iron in it is always unsatisfactory. "Hie per- ® son in whose veins it circulates cannot be said to enjoy good health. The efforts of expert chemists to produce a preparation of iron whk& can be assimilated with the blood have resulted in that pcrfect preparation which is an important part of Brown's Iron Bitters. It is the which freely enters into the blood. It is the only one which accomplishes the desired good. l Jkf' Weak, poor, thin blood may be made rich and strong, and impure ^ bl&od may be purified bv the use of that G~"' » Iron Bitters,- J