i'r f f-Jj-. -. ,< . « «W Glut * '* "5' VMArntimi p*&' Then in a gnsst that X detest, forever at my t VboBlhKii to •« it fondly as a brids*room to v iit« bride, ; Who leers at me, who jeers at me. and when I ^ acorn* kte will, • ! Who only ssrtiea sardonically, and hug* me closer stall; I hat« htm. and berate him, yet he trndges at my ke^la, ^ And reach * lit my pocket*, and revel* at my \':i ni'-nlfi; I defy lifm, and would By htm, bat he only *"• ;••; ? 'prcescn closer. And whispers to each wish of mine an everlast ing "No, sir." I have ohlded, and derided, till I'm almost oat • of heart* I've abused htm, and misused him, bat he never -i S' will depart; If I nriite him, seek to spite him, why, he simply ' tnraa, and giant* The symbols of bis tyranny upon my ooat and i , •-'•j:a pants; He squeezes me, and freezes me, and well-nigh drives me wad; He tortoree and he teases me, and growls when I am glad. He glares at me. and stares at me, as any ghoul might do; He has shattered every promise that my soul was anchored to; He has wrecked me and bedecked me with the tattered garbs of woe; He has crossed my happy threshold and has laid my loved onea low; He's as wary as a beagle. and he grins In such a style That the cunning of a serpent is apparent in his smile; He is tank, he is lean, and his fingers are an dean ; He is racsred, he is haggard, he is spiteful and he's mean; Than Adam he is older, than Satan be is bolder; He's as shortly as a skeleton, and uglier and colder; When the whiter winds are dire he sits crouch- in* at my Are, And glow'ring at my beggary with eyes that never tire; He's the parent of all crime, in each country and each clime. And has tramped the wide world over, hand in hand wjth Father Time; His record all may read in the hearts that break and bleed, On the lips of little children that forever pine and plead; And his deeds are farther written, over sleepless eyes red-bitten, Over cold and empty cradles, over roofs by sor row smitten; Over shattered hopes once cherished, over pleas ures that have perished. Over broken dreams of glory, that a better man hood nourished; In the byways and the highways, be goes on ward unmolested. And he makes the world to labor ere its weary hand* are rested; He's a beggar and ranger, and was present, not a BtranKer, At the birth of the Messiah, in the cold Judean mange*; He has trailed along the path of the tempest in its wrath. And has gloated o'er the rains of the molded aftermath He's the Prince of Empty Pockets, oat at elbow and at knoe. He's a knight without a nickel whom we nick name--POVIETT. Mrs. Frere's Diamonds. How Thejr Led a Lady to a Fatal Mistake. Mr. Frere was a very rich old gentle man of somewhat parsimonious habits. His one extravagance was a love for young women. He was an excellent example of the elderly lover; he was not satisfied unless he had a pretty young wife, and then lib made love to the Bex at large, bargaining only for youth and beauty. The first Mrs. Frere was a lovely girl with blue blood in her veins. She was poor and Mr. Frere's wealth tempted her. She brought with her as her sole dowry a splendid diamond necklace, which had been preserved as an heir- " loom in her family. Mr. Frere was al most as proud of this as he was of his wife, and he, from time to time, added diamond .ornaments, until finally she possessed one of the finest sets to be seen in any London drawing-room. She altered strangely after her mar riage, became devoted to dress, amuse ment and excitement. But she was quiet and amiable with her husband, except that at first she frequently com plained because he would not give her all she wished. But after awhile she left off reproaching him. He would not give her an allowance; he liked to play the generous and uxorious hus band, and give her a dress when it took his fancy to do so. But she did submit. Eventually, however, she lost pa tience, and dealt him the hardest blow that lies within a woman's power. She ran away with a wild young cousin of her own whom she had loved before her marriage. He was a spendthrift; and made away with his slender for tune ; so Mr. Frere had one comfort in his uneasy situation--he felt sure that his foolish wife would discover now what poverty meant. She had gone to Paris, and those who met her thought her looking wretchedly 111; but she al ways appeared very gay and dressed magnificently. In six months she died, and left Mr. Frere free of all but her memory. The cousin went to America and did not re appear in England for many years. It seemed he was doing well abroad. Mr. Frere had disliked the idea of getting a divorce, perhaps fearing that his bald crown and scant fringe of white hairs might raise a laugh in court. But now that he was so agreeably set at lib erty he immediately began to pay as siduous attention to one pretty young lady after another. The number of young ladies with whom his name was associated did not arise from his own changeableness, but from their unani mous rejection of his addresses. For poor Mrs. Frere's career was not forgot ten. She had been a favorite in her time, and most of her acquaintances re garded him in the light of an old ogre, who had driven her to ruin and death. This was very trying to Mr. Frere, for he really doted on youthful beauty, and he much wished to appear again in the society which he feared had been sneer ing at him, with another young and lovely bride upon his arm. But his case really seemed desperate. Most ladies gave him the cold shoulder as soon as they guessed at his intentions; if any allowed him to propose, it was only for tho pleasure of refusing him. The poor old gentleman got quite de- Eressed and knew not what to do. He egan to think of traveling and entic ing some innocent young creature into wedlock who had never heard of the late Mrs. Frere and her sad end. It was September, and he was at a large country house where there were a number of delicious morsels in the shape of young women; he could not tear himself away from their captivations, yet he dared not propose to any one of them, for his recent experiences had made him nervous. It was humiliating to be rejected by some girlish creature fresh from the schoolroom, and then ' meet her every day; and he did not want to go away from the house, for the girls were net unkind to him. They teased and pleased and flattered him. Only he noticed he could never be with one of them alone. They always Went about with him in little companies of three or fbur. In fact, they had deter mined that the old would-be-lady-killer should never get the chance to make love to any one of them. A new addi tion to the circle* a lady who had been the beauty of the season just over, seemed much amused at this little ar rangement. For her part, she said, she jhad no fear of Mr. Frere; he was rick to be aa eligible parti; but be . afraid to speak to her. So ho was; for she w*i the handsomest wo man he had saaa for many a day, and experience had taught him that he would fall in love with her, and that if he proposed she would refuse him. The last day ofiiiia stay arrived, and he was very sad. In the afternoon he deserted the men, who were out shoot- i®|i and went into the morning-room, where he found all the voting ladies in a state of gavety which young ladies sometimes indulge in. They had been pulling the men to pieces in their absence, and laughing at them; poor old Mr. Frere, whom any one of them might have had for a lover, had iust had his turn. He was given to making passionate speeches whenever he could get the chance; and some of the girls, on comparing notes, found that he used the identical words to eacli. In fact, he _ did somewhat lack imagination. This amused the girls immensely, and they were laughing over it when he came in. They immediately began to tease him, and while they asked liim a hundred questions all at once, he stood smiling, flattered, and perfeotlv happy in their midst. Confused by the presence of so much beauty, he made a speech, which most of those who heard it regarded as absolute non sense. "Ladies," he said, "I am going away to-morrow. It is dreadful to go and leave you. I don't think I have the courage to do it, unless one of you will consent to console me. Which of you ladies will marry me? My wife will have the late Mrs. Frere's diamonds, and they are not to be despised." He spoke as if purely in a joke, and laughed as he said it. But his eyes looked eagerly and anxiously round the merry circle to see if any face looked thoughtful. "I will, Mr. Frere," said the beauty; "diamonds suit me and I adore them." The others looked in amazement, and then burst into peals of laughter. The idea of the beauty sacrificing herself for a set of diamonds--she who, it was supposed, might wear a coronet if she choose! But Lady Rose knew her own position better than any one else. She had been out several seasons, and had had no offer worth accepting, and her mother would not let her have the man she loved. A rich old man, who, as she fully determined, should be her slave, and a set of diamonds for her very own, which were a fortune in themselves-- these things were worth thinking about. The whole thing was treated as a joke at the time by every one present. But in the evening Mr. Frere came quietly to Lady Rose and sat down by her. "Lady Rose," he said, "if you are willing to hold to the bargain we made to-day, I will keep my part of it." She raised her eyes and looked cold ly into his. "If you meant it," she said, "so did I. As I said, diamonds suit me, and I have none." "I will give you the late Mrs. Frere's on your wedding-day," he answered. "The jewel-case which contains them shall be opened by you for the first time since she herself shut it." In due time the marriage was an nounced and the details were settled. The wedding was fixed for an early date. Lady Rose, having made the bargain, was not diffident about fulfill ing it. She wanted the diamonds; not only for their beauty, but because when they were once in her hands she would be rich in her own right for the first time in her life. She was avaricious because she was unhappy; and she de ter miued. that if Mr. Frere proved in tolerable, and wanted to be her master instead of her slave, she would, like the late Mrs. Frere, run away, but would not commit the fatal mistake of leaving the diamonds behind. At last the wedding-day came, and there was no doubt about one thing-- Lady Rose was the handsomest bride of the whole year. And yet she was so pale as to look like the ghost of her self. The diamonds she wore were the envy and admiration of her friends. They were magnificent; her white neck and arms blazed with their beauty. When Mr. Frere brought her the jewel-case and the key, a sort of shudder came upon her at the recollection of who had last opened it. She felt for a moment sorry for poor, frail Mrs.. Frere, who had left all behind her, her home, her reputation and her diamonds. But before* long she made a discov ery -which drilled her blood and made her face as white as that of a ghost. The diamonds were paste! Before her flight the runaway had had the set of jewels exactly imitated by a dexterous dweller in the Palais Royal, and none but an expert could have told the dif ference. It was on the proceeds of the sale of the real stones that, after her flight, the lady and her cousin lived luxuriously in Paris. Lady Rose never felt sorry for the late Mrs. Frere again.--London World. 011a Podrida. Perhaps a dozen or so of our readers will not know, at first glanoe, what is the meaning of the above caption, so we hasten to explain that it is the name of a Spanish food that you will run against in Spain about as often as you will meet its prototype in this country. olla podrida is a miscellaneous com bination of innumerable things mixed into an unrecognizable mass and served warm. In thus country it is called "hash." We will all admit that the Spanish name, olla podrida, has a better sound than its equivalent, "hash," but a rose smells the same in Choctaw as it does in French. Even we, though we have grown gray-headed in the business, are prone to use an occasional foreign word, not particularly because it is necessary for expressing our meaning, but because we want to show our smart ness. There are other scribblers who indulge in this more extensively than we do, perhaps, but when the thing is carried too far it becomes a nuisance. Who wants to always be compelled to carry a French dictionary about all the time so that the meaning of the news paper and book writers may be arrived at. These scribblers, in their attempt to exhibit deep learning and write a la mode, make many a faux pas as they recline in their fauteuil and, cribbing the long words from a dictionary, QOD" sider their reputation fait accompli.-- The Hooster. Cupid and the Fish. An actor, who had an MtOfillent opinion of his own ability, Intellectually and artistically, was cast for the part of commander in the "Pearl of Savoy." In one of the scenes he uses the follow ing lines: "The fair charmer, how sweet she looks! We are like'Cupid and Psyche.'" To the horror of those who listened, be Wuid: "We are like Cupid and Fish, and I am the Fish." Unconscious of the cause of the laugh ter, he continued the scene, satisfied at its Conclusion that he had1 madaakifc --Cincinnati Enquirer. SUGGESTIONS OF VALUE. 3JK>H rust mav be removed the same as ink from trhite goods. COLD-DRAWN castoroii-js recommend ed by. i[n lEnglish sportsman as un- eqtuflea for water-proofing boots. It should"be applied liberally cs first, and less so at subsequent times, before a moderate fire, and well rubbed in by hand. It does not prevent polishing the leather. GREASK spots on clothing or carpets may be removed by ammonia, some times by hot water and fine soap, some times best by repeated laj-ers of buckwheat flour. removing the first as it becomes soiled with the grease, and renewing as often as nec essary. Generally ammonia should be diluted before put on colored cloth**; J. SPOTS on colored goods, if made by an acid, such as tomatoes or lemon or sour frnit or vinegar, mav often be re stored by dropping on tlie spot a little alkali, such as soda water, or a few drops of lye diluted with water or am monia. If the stains or spots are made by lye or soda or any alkali, drop on a little acid, diluted vinegar or tomato or lemon. GREASE spots on wood can often be best removed by Bcraping with glass. Coal oil will sometimes evaporate. I was pained one day by seeing a long streak of coal oil on my new light- colored wall paper in pay room where it was very conspicuous. When I found the time and paper to coveT up the plaoe, I was really astonished to find there was not a trace of the oil. Whether it had evaporated or had been absorbed by the plastering I could not tell, perhaps both. To PRESERVE FLOWERS.--The fol lowing directions are given for the preservation of flowers in their form and color: Insert their stems in water in which twenty-five grains of ammonium chloride (sal ammonia) have been dis solved. Flowers can be preserved in this way from fifteen to thirty days. To preserve them permanently for sev eral months, dip them into perfectly limpid gUm water, and them allow them to drain. The gum forms a com plete coating on the stems and petalB, and preserves their shape and color lofcg after they have become dry. - To REMOVE ink stains from colored goods or carpet, wash with milk, chang ing it often, till the milk does not color it; or, in the absence of m^lk, use an abundance of water, changing fre quently. From white goods, dip the spot in oxalic acid, which will usually take it all out in a few minutes. If not, rub a little, hang in the sun or by the fire, and wash it once, else the acid will injure the fabric. Lemon juice is also good for this purpose. Rub it on and hang in the sun, and renew the appli cation if the first does not suffice. Salt added to the juice may sometimes be of use. Never put soap on ink spots. REMEDY FOR SQTTEARING SHOES.-- Sometimes a peg driven through the middle oj the sole will stop tho noise As a rule, only double-soled shoes squeak badly, and they do not wear any better and are little better in any respect than single-soled. A German shoemaker in Dubuque effectually cures squeaking by opening the soles at the shank, and along toward the toe if necessary, and putting in a thin paste of clarified neatsfoot oil and French chalk, holding the shoe up so that the paste will run between the soles to the toe, and then make the sole fast again, the paste removing , the difficulty en tirelv. Nervous people will bless him if he will make this known to other manufacturers generally.--The House keeper. The Rage for Monument*. In truth, the present rage for erect ing "monuments" is fast becoming a nuisance. Every week or so some busybody, who has been studying the almanac, discovers that on such and such a day a person of more or less note was born, or died, or did some thing more or less notorious, and instantly he begs the world to join them in "erecting a monument to his memory." When only a moiety of mankind could read, when engravings and photographs and books did not exist a "monument" was the only means of appealing to the public eye. This is no longer the case. A man must be an uninteresting person in deed who does not obtain the attention of those literary hodmen whose per sonal histories . have made not so much the deathbeds as the lives of statesmen bitter, and certainly a library is likely to survive the worst monstrosities in marble or in bronze which we could rear to their memories. We have, moreover, not been fortunate in this description of art. Better, if we desire to do honor to the prophets, to mark the houses in which they lived or died, or penned their great poems, or painted their great pictures, than to build their tombs afresh. The Society of Arts has indeed done something in this direction; but if we are not to lag be* hind the more reverend continental nations, much still remains to be done. Within the last few days the house in Fox court, in which* a very worthless man of fame, Richard Savage, the early friend of Johnson, was born, was pulled down. The house in which Johnson lived in Gough square is still standing; the various Fleet street taverns which he haunted are, for the most part, in existence, and his chambers in Bolt court and the Inner Temple lane may perhaps still be visited. But though the garden of the Thrales at Streatham is now covered with rows of red-roofed villas, we fail to find one of these end less avenues named in his honor. This carelessness not to bestow civic honors on our great men is, according to our latest French critics, a bad British fault. We lwive Buggin's buildings and Jobson'a rents. There are George streets in London until we become be wildered, and how many Chapel streets only the poor postmen know. But in vain we search this directory for a Doctor Johnson street or Shakespeare squares, and there is, perhaps, not in all England the poorest little street bearing the illustrious name of Chaucer or Dryden.--London Standard. Children's Ears. ! Dr. Weil has oxamined tile ears of 5,905 school children, ondth stating the results obtained (Archives of Otology) says that the eara of every inattentive child should be examined and treated it it be found necessary. He is convinced of the fact that children who are simply hard of hearing are greatly misjudged, and considered inattentive and obstai- nate. It is recommended that teachers, or, if possible, a surgeon, should exam ine the ears of children once or twice a year, and have a report made to parents where treatment is necessary. He adds that such troubles, when attended to earl} in life, will in a majority of oases save children from what often end fa permanent deafness. itwmy B|tui T.ACT. ta Availed. During OM oimr tmUa I mm a lady iust aboot to step into the water xnias her footing and Ml £aoe forwavd. She truggled violently fiqr several aeeonds, rat her friends, wno were unaoctnaintea with the peculiar properties of the Salt lake water, did not suppose she waa In peril. An alarm was, however, rained from the pier, and she was lifted to her feet. But for this timely help she would certain^ have been drowned in less than two feet of water. It seems almost impossible that any liquid O"" be so intensely salt aa this. The swal lowing of a very small quantity pro duces violent vomiting, the action of the salt being aggravated by several other alkalis held in solution. The proportion of salt alone is over 20 per cent.--somewhat greater than that of the Dead Sea--and, even in the rough way of making salt common in. this region, namely, flooding meadows and awaiting the results of evaporation, a gallon of salt is obtained for every five gallons of water. To those who cannot swim, and who have been duly warned of the dangers to be avoided, bathing in Salt lake is particularly delightful. As one lies upon the water a sense of lightness seems to pervade the frame. One ap pears to be half floating, half flying, for only a very small portion of the body will sink into the water, and only the exercise of great muscular strength can keep the limbs upon the Burface of the water. The exhilaration pro duced by this novel feeling of lightness is very remarkable. It seems to give the limbs absolute rest as they float in the air, upheld by no conscious volition or expenditure of physical force. But to the swimmer the bathing is by no means so enjoyable. The resistance of the water is so great that to force a way through it requilres great effort. I saw a strong swimmer, who had got out about 100 yards from the end of the pier, obliged to call for a boat, as he was too exhausted to make his way back. On coming out it is necessary to sponge the body with fresh water, as the salt forms a complete scale armor. One man of our party, who forgot to use fresh water on his head, speedily had his black hair changed to a very light gray. Salt lake is about 100 miles long and its greatest width is fifty miles. The average depth is forty feet, and Bound- ings have nowhere reached beyond ninety feet. The bottom is a hard, white sand, with a very gradually shelv ing shore, and, BO far as is known, no form of animal or vegetable life exists in the water, which is wonderfully clear, the white Band being easily visible where the depth is over twenty feet. There are several islands in the lake, and all are mountainous, although some have some good farming land be tween the peaks. The two islands near est to the city are Church island, so called from its form, and Kimball island, named after a prominent light of the Latter-Day Saints. The former is farmed, but the latter is the haunt ol sea gulls, which, during the fall, come here to breed. They make the journey from the Pacific coast in about two days, the distance being fully 800 miles, i They live, while raising their young, upon worms and insects, and do not suffer from the loss of their usual fish diet. It is amusing to see them Bailing about, looking sadly at the water, which they know by bitter ex perience is a cruel disappointment, but never venturing to insert their bills in it. The young birds, and even some of the older ones, are quite tame, and come at the call of the saloon-keeper to be fed. When the old birds think that their offspring are strong enough for the long flight they give the signal for a start, and, after circling for a moment or two, bend their course due west ward, and are seen no more till the next year. There is a Territorial law against the destruction of these birds, and they seem to be thoroughly aware of their safety. In winter the storms upon the lake are often heavy, but there is no mer cantile navigation, and the yachts, of which there are a good many, belonging to wealthy Salt Lakers, are safely housed. Eventually, as the Mormons extend their settlements in this region, which they are very rapidly doing, the lake will become a very valuable means of communication; but since the dis mantlement of the Gen. Garfield there has not been a single steamboat, large or small, upon ita waters.--Salt Lake letter. ' Brfgham Young's Children. Speaking of this Young familv--what a part it hat; played in Utah 'history! You encounter the descendants of old Brigliam everywhere. As he left fifty- four living children out of a progeny numbering seventy-two eouls, it is not to be wondered that they turn up everywhere. Some of the sons who are in business here, be it said, are exem plary and most agreeable men; while among the daughters are numbered some ladies unexcelled in graces of heart and mind. But alas! there have been a sadly large number of male scamps and female sirens in the list. The daughters may be found among the demi-monde of this city, San Francisco and New Orleans. At least two sons are already in drunkards' graves. Scandal, conten- t'ou and wantonness have added poison to the family cup. Here is Mormon- ism's own answer to Mormonism! Even Amelia, the favorite, the beloved seventeenth wife of the old patriarch, after whom the Amelia palace was named, remembered her liege lord but four short months after his taking off, and then became the "life partner" of another. And there are wives living here who bitterly tell now of the days when Amelia rode about behind Brig- ham's best span while they, more faith ful wives, took in washing to earn a subsistence. Two of the daughters were married on the same night to a lead.'ng Mormon, and are now living together in his harem on one of the principal streets here. -- Salt Lake letter, Sp,. y, : i . AwM Warning. At a cone rt in Chicago one evening the electric lights suddenly went out, leaving the audience in perfect dark ness for a few minutes. This was thought glorious by some of the jouug couples present, and over in the south east corner of Section B some one was heard to say in a suppressed un dertone: "Je--whilikens, Susie, what the deuce have you got in your mouth V" Just then the right blazed up again, and a young man was noticed holding his hand over his mouth. A stream of blood was trickling through his fingers, and the expression on his face touched the observer's heart. His girl took something out of her mouth and put it in her pocket, looking pained and guilty. She led him quietly to the door and UAmAimlA foe them, and a of the jaw, made by coming suddenly and painfully in con tact ww a anal two-painted hairpin at a time when hw heart is aet on a mo ment ol eostanc bliM^ might result in a part of the > heart coolness on the pare ox ute youni which would beneartbreaking.-- Sun. *eclc'8 Boston Bloods. tor tourist Will And >at the low Mr. 0. & HoUis, Veterinary Suigeon, Bos ton, Mass., certifies that he has made the i-oure, St. Jaoobe Oil, the sole in his piaettoe for horse ailments, and oenwidan » superior to any cure he has known in forty years. He tried the same great pain-banisher on himself for rheu matism, and by which he was completely cured. ' A Theory of Life. Anaximander, who lived 825 B. C., assumed that out of infinity of matter through eternal evolutions, numerous world-bodies came into being as con densations of the air, and that the earth, too, as one of these world-bodies, issued out of a state originally fluid and afterward aeriform. He also taught the world that the earliest living oreaturee on this globe originated in water from the action of the sun. From these creatures, later on, were developed the land inhabiting plants and animals, which left the water and adapted themselves to life on dry land. Man likewise gradually worked himself up from animal organism, and, in reality, from fish-like aquatic animals. NEW JERSEY has 869,242 school chil dren and spends $5.18 for the teaching of each. • The Mtad Oapendeat on the Body. Hypochondria is a far more eommou malady than is generally supposed. It has Its degrees, it is trne, progressing from mental depression, or the "bines," to mental hallucination; bat they are all forms of the same malady. It is a signifi cant fact that this mental ailment is Invariably accomplished by dyspepsia and nervousness, and the fact that it readily yields to the altera tive action of Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, which are peculiarly adapted to the eradication of indi gestion and nervous debility, proves that it orig inates in those complaints. It will thus be seen how dependenttbe mind is upon the body for the 5reservation of a cheerful equilibrium, and also ow readily t h 3 causes of mental gloom may be removed. There is no surer or pleasanter way of shaking off a fit of depression brought oa by in digestion than by Bwallowing a dose or two of this agreeable medicine. TTHMS snnnmiwsHMis •! the low arise of tz ^ and tSJOper day atlfes Qault HMMS^OILM^ go, ooraerOlntoa and Madison streets, ms far-famed hotel is located in the oitjr, only one block -- " - •levator; all appein H. W. HOTT. Proprietor. WHAT ails you? Kit is aoough,takeFts6's Cure. Bold by druggists. 26 cents. "Sough on Bate" clears out Bats, Mice. lfe. Mother Swan's Worm Syrup, tasteless. Zfe. "Bough on Coughs" Troches, 15c; UquM.BOe. WatLS* May Apple (Liver) Fills, lte. "Bough on Toothache," Instant relief. I5e. Great Kidngy and PSuiy Cm. gl. *Bw«h on Ooma," for Conn, Waita, 1 WHX8' Health Bamnr euro* ] The "Rough on" Tooth Powder, elegant. lSe. "WK always keep Piso's Curs tor Consump tion In the houce." A FOND mother, in excusing her daughter for marrying a negro, said: "Poor dear thing, she has been oolor blind for nearly a year." " Time is Money. Time and money will be saved by keeping Kidney-Wort in the house. It is an Invalu able remedy for all disorders of the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, and for all diseases arising from obstructions of these organs. It has cured many obstinate cases after hundreds of dollars had been paid to physicians with out obtaining relief. It cures Constipation, Piles, Biliousness, and all kindred disorders Keep It by you. 8MAIJ> boy--"Pa, did you know ma long bo- ire you married her?" Pa--"I didn't. I know her until long after I married her.' ALLEN'8 Lung Balsam! A 8000 FAMILY REMEDY! ---THAT WILL CURB--- C0O6HS, COLDS, CBOUP Dr. M«n4Uk, Daatfct, of Cincinnati, ma thmgkt to be In l>» lw> Itlfl CoMampUoa *•* wh b- hv fcb Mwt to try AilMi'.Um r • tb« formal* him. W» ka that it At anet cwad kk coagh ud tkat ka waa aMa to maw kit tiea. c o N S U CONSUMPTION. lUrin Obmt j,W.'Va.. writaa aa that ft art* kai Neeeery ftanailln and WM mnucelin» lot Balaam aallrtlj nn4 ter. Ha trrttai tkat kaaa4 lite naiikbon think It th* bnt BMUdaa la tk« world. Wm. C. Dfapa, Mar- rhiwt, of SawBc Grata, Va„ wrltaa JMI 4,1M1, th»i h« mata aa la kavw that the taag MMB kaa --- 1 ii •aipttia, rikr tko ahp- Sohai kad fta* fcar £• lacaiaMa. % ana *3aa HatkkkaaBaaat- UeM«kaaMgMtaMaL P T I O N Wm. A. Grabim A Ooa, clHii, wlto kad bmn af< fttrtwl vtt t> Ita went form far twelri yarn. At UM Balaam ew*d fehft M IVSM CUW many otktM W Br**- alleits unci balsai Is harmloM to OMSMtMlwte chUdi It contains Ao Opnna ta any form! willkyftnhliaa,BaklaiaaUhiwi. blMky rrerrbody wks kaa (IrM ttaaaaJ trial. llaiartlkUM| Kattaf. As aa Expeetoraat It lias no Eqwl. SOLD BT All MEDICINE DEALERS* Butter Buyers everywhere at e refusing to take white, lardy- looking butter except at "grease" prices. Consumers want nothing but gilt-edged but ter, and buyers therefore recommend their pitrons to keep a uniform color throughout the year bv using tho Improve! Butter Color made by Wells, Riohardson ft Co., Burlington, Yt. It is the only color that can be relied on to never Injure the butter and to always give the perfect color. Sold by drgggists and mer chants. SI.ANG is always objectionable. Instsad of saying, "A dead give away," we would ad vise you to Bay, "A posthumous donation. U? THE VOICB or THE PEOPLE.--No fam ily Dyes were ever so popular as the Diamond Dyes. They never fail. Tho Black is far superior to logwood. The other colore are brilliant. Wells, Richardson & Co., Burling* ton, VU IT has been decided that the German duds will not do, but the Yankee dude'll do. •sicuuau , •?. caAPTKB y. ' v takan tick a yvar ago With bilious fevor." : j "My doctor pronounced me cured, but I gob tdck again with terrible pains in my back and sides, and I got so bad. X Gould not mo vet ' ^ 1 -- > I shrunk! • ' "" r»\ , -'r - From 228 lbs to 1«W Iftad fcgeii fioCKBliig for my liver, but it did me no good. I did not expect to live more than three months I began to use Hop Bittern Directly my ap petite returned, my pains left me, my en tire system seemed renewed as it by magio, and after using several bottles I am not only as sound aa a sovereign but weigh more than I did before. To Hop Bitters I owe my Ufa Dunm, June 0, *81. & ItaonunuoK. Jtev. Greenfield, of Knoxvllle, Saya; "S> marilan Net vine cured my son of epileptic fits. Dunes carry all sorts of canes except hur ricanes. _______________ Charming resolvent, match less laxative, an infallible nerve conqueror, Samaritan Heroine, BOSTON belles speak of spitz dogs as "sali va- oanines." t A Quick Itoeoverjr. It gives us great pleasure to state that tin merchant who was reported to be at the point of death from an attack of pneumonia baa entirely recoverod by the use of Dr. William Hall's Balsam for the Lungs. Naturally1 hs feels grateful for the benefits derived from using this remedy for the lungs and throat; and in giving publicity to this statement we are actuated by motives of public benefao- tion, trusting that others may be benefited In a similar manner. Universally Approved. J. A. Rogers, M. D., of Kenton, Ohio, says: I must say Warner's White Wine of Tar Byrup has been universally approved by my customers; never bear any oomplatnts about It here; sold it for years. Carbo-llnes. He wins at last who builds his trust In loving words and actions just. Whose head, whose walk, his very mfettf Proclaim the use of Carbollne. The Beat in the WMM ' Dr. J. W. Hamilton, of Mcrrrilan, WIs^ says: I have sold Warner's white Wine Tar Byrup for years. It is the be?t oough medi cine in the world and has no equal for asthma. MENHMAN'S PEPTONIZED BEEF TONIC, the only preparation of beef containing- its en. tire nutritious properties It contains blood- making, foroa-generatlng and life-sustaining properties; invaluable for indigestion, dys pepsia, nervous prostration, and all forma of general debility; also, in all enfeebled conditions, whether tLe result of exhaustion, nervous paostratlon. over-work, or acuta disease, particularly if resulting from pulmo nary complaints. Caswell, Hazard <t Ca, proprietors. Mew York, bold by drugglsta I WAS troubled with Chronic Catarrh and gathering in my head, was very deaf at times, had discharges from my ears, and was unable to breathe through my nose. Before the second bottle of Ely's Cream Balm was ex hausted I was cured, and to-day enjoy sound health.--A 3. COBBIN, 923 Chestnut st. Field Manager, Philadelphia Pub. House, Pa. (See advertisement). Hill BR VTo c»n onr rubber hand utainpa. Term* DID • A liree. Taylor Bros. £ Co.. Cleveland.Ohio. AGENTS WANTED for the be«t and fasteat^eHing Pictorial Book* and Bible*. Pnoesreduced,88 YER oeut. NATIONAL PUBLHHIWO CO.. Chicago, m, V/>un<» M-~ ks&m TKLXOIU PHY here and T OilflH Mcll wr will give you • situation. OKulMftS. VALKNTmS Baoa* JkBMvlUo. Wis. PATENTS W0 P." TENT. NO PAY; 11. S. k A. I*. LACEY. Patent • mm m ma w -v Attorneys.Washington,D.C. full instructions and Hand-Book of Patent* aent free. SOCHTQ MfAHTEIt EVERYWHERE to sell I O WAR I CU the best Family Knit- minutes. It will alao knit a great variety of fancy-work for which tiMieia always*readymarket, bend for circular and terms to UM TworaMy Knitting Machinti Co.. 168 Tromont Street. Boston. UMS. IHK BIJTLE.! BOOM. FATHER COLUJtBIA'8 PAPER means to elect "Maiden, Msas., Feb. 1,1980. Gentlemen-- I aoflered with attacks of Kick headachs.* Neuralgia, female trouble, for years in the most flHble and excruciating ""»aa> No iflaicine or doctor ooald give ma re* lief or cure until I used Hop Bittera "The first bottle Nearly cured me;* The secpnd made me aa well and strong aa when a child. "And I have been so to this day." Xy husband waa aa invalid for twenty years with a serious "Kidney, liver, and urinary complaint "Pronounced by Boston'a best physi cians-- "Incurable!" Seven bottles of your bittern, cured him and I know of the "lives of eight persons" In my neighborhood that have bean aavad by your bittera And many more are using them with great benefit "They almost Do miracles !* -- Vr*. JR D. SUuk. How TO GET SICK.--Expose yourself day and night; eat too much without exerfeise; work too hard without rest; doctor all the time; take all the vile nostrums advertised, and then you wtll want to know how to ffet veil, which is answered in three words- Take Hop Bitters! FREEsSfS ntern moil. Pall '•» New TMUot atting moos* sue, .retail. Send for price-list, O. I). Wigs made to order. ' 71 Statu street, Chicago. $250s££ MONTH. Agents Wanted. 90 heal K articles In the world. 1 sample FRKM JAY BB0N30X. DCTBOIT. MICH. ORGAN AGENTS Wanted In every County. RKED'8 TEMPLE OK1 MUSIC, 139 State Street. CHICAGO. • EM IBSM8»h 1300 NTIMi M fc IV accord!mt to ability, in kaadlte oar >rding to ability, la handWng oar WOiEH SojrtUetea4tCo.,Qhfai--,I1L iseely Ulastratod aad iukU| a and Family Biblea. MM circulars and extra ~ 1 and Family BiM wsui MI KUI raits. •e In lime. wwtftfcrmaow Slaaass; i of caaesef UM wont fclad and of long standing ba*ebasn eared, ladaed.ao strong Is sajflUtS MUSTANG Survival of tkeFittestl |A RAMI HIDICIXI TB«T BAR MILLIONS DURING 35 TUBS! MIHEil MISTilS A BAIAX FOR EVER V WOUXO Ol MAN AND BEAST T THE01DE8T&BE8TUNIMENTI KVSK HADE IK AXXRICA. SALES LABQEKTHA1VE7EB. T But 't,,',̂ iSSSSr3R.,?>,SS rates at any P >atofl mum rated Preaidftiv, cluii of 10, one address, S' cluii ol to. one aaaress,»'; s««*>g multiples of M, one addre*a, It B oosiy illustrated by Worth. Act at Bach number ' onee tha' er rtjfor- baUbis The Mexican Mustang Liniment known for more than thirty-!!* • ss the boat of all Liniments, r and Beast. Its sales to-dmy i Ilarger than ever. It cures when all [othersflail,and penetrates akin,teodo j isnd muscle* to tho my bone, of a [•rerywbeia. Equalled br aone in« aarHentnulsss garau Cures ugyblotcbe Cleanses blood, qn Eliminates Bolls, I Permanently sadprosaptty tsu uaitHyals. T es, It is a charn^ and fcesUfcty Aperient. • Kin. Scrofula and Kings ETB, twin terittas. \ Changes bad breath to good. wnTliif caase. V PfBoata biliousness and clean eaapleskm. • Charming reeolveat aad matchless Isxsttve.^i It drives Sick BeaiadkeBke the «M.~Va 1 Restores llffrgtvtagpcMMsflea Is gnsrsateedtoeamauasnui larBeUSbls whsa sB 0ftttsi1hlt,-gi Refreshes the mind aad invigorates Ae body. £f Cures dyspepsia or moaOTiemndei.'Va pr*Badorsed in writing by evsrtty thonssa* Leading phystdsas teU. km* Leading clergymen la U. S. aad Diseases of the blood own It a Cftyuewsi.-w * F rni ssin tij sii hading (inaitts fTm n ^ For testimonials aad drcnUrsSf^Asta«p» Tks Dr. S.L ITETANI M. St. ?os*p3k,Ma> 1 writs to Dr.C.B. formation of a Bare Cure. You will not t. TO SPECULATOR*. MuntaiWfmimr-^" particular*. ACTIVE AGERTS ou.oqn Mowni eaiVeda&er* Manhl, -- , ctoeolsn, scents' blanks, etc. "VftE POPULAR MONTHLY, sns aad StisialBlea the pseta Maed with nns--dasaaadssi lottos* aad sstvas. |La Sold by drnr- " Ss and eoaatrjr estpt of prtoa By tUmttr ftnnsfcH» ^rlstow, Boston, Msas. snrlag Laa* Uawr, HOP PLASTER GrtokiathaBack, Mm slkls aad Mascles, Son CksstKldM? «N " A OREAT 8UOOE8S* drnwbeste*nr no nmnii HSSaalS^aLaaaSK&sSjSaiSSfifl^ LY'S * ytjris ths sons restores seas* sr andameO. Stat AJLKgr 8NVV* _ __ . Irosftnuaf f - -- - --•« AgMMbte* inrrirmlar. Price SO rent*, bv aoitl or a' KLT FBOTHERSk Drnreists. Owsgo, R. DOE8 WONDKRFUT CURES OR-- KIDNEY PI>KAT & y i-tn'ilk • "fit „ -4 >*•*: ; 1 %• *' • ->:»!4 . * -4Hri . "h BlY 1UUIUWW 07 "WW- -- -- -- , checks to order of earf FATHER COLUMBIA, 193 Broadway. Kev Task. * «