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Mi: ' . *> * 1 «a< -"•vars ^jsis* ' %W« * I « OF Mfanu Itttsffta lb* Mtes IpMahrwIsk to unssssBSss^su t plot to M-til |ltttb« the brightest «rss, aad ID «"** 1 wmIv asads iraod my nam *n not v wkitXtninl; l»nt as kstttsd. netted thing* ao teaveliag ni so comforters, BO psiated a*- tbe things that I require; ML MUM, hear thrownmjr; Ssabaksvomr earls aad |N jtmx gifts, bewil ireKrembsr, if yoapteese, that7ainaot Ffe heu4 there's twenty-one old maids consider i •MtMrlMt," ' " Aad olever widows five or six that wish with me to mate; JHMce'o pretty aehool-g1rla who insist I "moat iiavc had somaloos," • !|||d oay I'm "*o romantic," when I'm oely ttrod f&k'S or cross. • • But, ladies, all attention# from this date I hope will cease; The only favor that I auk, is to be left in peace; For I consider one thing sore as anything can • ' be-- • ;S «riU not HMryaay slrl, and aone ahaU ami •> t\ BML t'i jxmt exactly wh»t be said about a year afro* How, if yon oonld but see Ma rooms, they are a perfect show Of netted things, and knitted things, and painted plaqnes and screens, fld photontaphs of farnoua men, aad Beauty's IMDII queen*; Hhile on the hearth-stone sits his wife--she's - sweet and Rood, I know. Aad if yon tell him of the words he said a year •«», Ht answers yon, without a blnsh. Oh, that's the usual*way; Ke one believes a single word old bachelors may ~y; i the right angel comes along, they marry any day;" ""Harper* 9 Magatine. : m , O p p o B T u m i r . Dora Leonard leaned her pretty ttows on the window-sill of her her's office and peered out over the fosest of chimney pots and irregnlar roofs which that retired corner of London offered as prospect. She nodded to the little lame boy in the fourth story across the court, dropped a handful of biscuit-crumbs for Vixon, Miss Tottenham's parrot, one floor be­ low, and was imperiling her life to steal a spray of scarlet Virginian creeper dangling from a neighbor's balcony, when a strange pair of eyes shining through that same creeper startled her into propriety. The balcony had hitherto had for its sole occupant a white-haired professor in a velvet skull-cap, who had shown no desire for even a nodding acquaint­ ance with Dora. Who conld this new­ comer be? His eyes were beautiful--• so dark and expressive--and the hand that held back the vine was delicately shaped and white. Dora took another peep, through the curtain this time. He had advanced a little and leaned against the balcony railing, and, while appearing uncon­ scious of her presence, watched quietly for the return of the pretty apparition seen at the window. His dark Southern look was so different from the rosy faces and blue eyes that Dora was accustomed to; and the girl, looking at him, could only think of a pictured Romeo whose face lihd once haunted her dreams for many a tiight. "Dora, dear, close the window; these draughts are more dangerous at this season of the year," came in drowsy aoe^nts from the head of the Leonard family nodding over the copy of the Times. "Papa, yon never speak of Professor Mudie now. I hope you have not cut the old gentleman V acquaintance ?" . , "Mudie ? He is uo longer our neigh- :B6r; he left No. CO a week ago." "Indeed! Has any one else taken MB rooms?" With the keenest interest Bora wail­ ed for her father's reply. "Some foreign-looking chap has taken the lodgings; I saw him this morning at 6 o'clock smoking on the balcony in the most outlandish of dressing-gowns, and singing iu a fairly good tenor, I must admit, some incomprehensible rigmarole. I mnst nee that the win­ dows are more carefully barred at night; there is no telling what these : ii(ftrthy vagabonds may do." " "Oh, papa!" jDora was prepared to follow this eX- clamation with a lecture on the in­ iquity of maligning one's neighbors; but, seeing that her father had dozed off into unconsciousness, she was forced to reserve her remarks till another oc­ casion. Living in a remote part of London with her father and a maiden aunt, both of the strictest ideas in the bring­ ing up of young people, Dora's exist­ ence had little novelty or excitement. The return of her brother Bob from college was always hailed with delight as a season of m'erry-making; but the remainder of the year passed monoto­ nously enongh. Without knowing why, the (girl's interest for the dark-eved Joreigner in the adjoining house had been keenly awakened, and she louged for an opportunity to tell him of her sympathy for his loneliness iu the great city. But it could only be through a j happy chance that they could know each other, for she dared not make any decided advance towards a perfect stranger, and she knew that her father WMM net exert himself in the young natiV behalf. Tears before a much-beloved oousin of Dora's father, who had filled the .place of a younger sister in his heart, had been beguiled into a marriage with an Italian nobleman, which had re­ sulted disastrously and severed all com­ munication with* her friends. Since then Mr. Leonard had regarded with jrasftietan aud dislike every foreigner Jkateame under his notice, and Dora fnef well thai the could expect from him no frftv er interest for Borneo, as lhejrilitay called her unknown hero. While at Oollege Dora's brother Bob *bad become the recipient of a pair of Snonkemthe gift of a friend in India. An old dpMage chum agreod at first to eaSn the animals, but as time lie grew heartily sick of his md wrote to Bob that he must take the responsibility of his mischiev­ ous pet* On his own hands. Bob informed his family that they might expect any day the arrival of the SKinkey*; bat the old gentleman, Mr. Sieonard, replied promptly that cm no . place, destroying the • ornament* whioh it had wfc.fllyew to eetloot, bo* the sOrvanU Oat of imals. he most provide a Kne foMhem . boy has his heart *et on these monkeys, and will be sorely dis- araointedtMaaad Aunt Matilda, feeUagly. « was a weakness on the put of the old lady to spoil and indulge Bob in the some degree that she lectured and corrected Dora; and she would will­ ingly have spent her last penny to make her beloved nephew happy. I)otB strayed one afternoon into the effiee; bat instead of having her usnal post-fvaadia! chat with bar father, she was Wed to guard the premiMs dur­ ing his neMosary absence for an howe. T^S4!!£**5,,ite d«*®rt©d, and she might tale a book and make herself comfortable, without fear of interrup­ tion, till her father's return. The room where Dora was to keep her vigil was, for a lawyer's office, very attractive; there were numerous books, •o easy chair or two, some flourishing plants, and acres* one side of the room a cabinet of curiosities of oonsiderablo talae, which it had been the delight of Mr. Leon and !s heart to collect and ar­ range. The gem of the collection was a cracked porcelain plate of the time of Louis XI. of Franco, declared by connoisseurs to be of very great value. Mr. Leonard had been offered almost fabulous sums for the plate, but, proud of his possession, he had refused to part with it, and it lay in its velvet case on the top of the cabinet, an ornament to the room and the admiration of all visitors. Dora had not been ten min­ utes alone before Aunt Matilda, her eyes big with excitement, put her head in at the door. "Dora, there is a man with the monkeys declaring he will not be kept waiting a moment longer. I have promised to drive in the park with Mrs. Graham, and there is no one to look after Bob's pets but you. I would not send them away; so I told the man to bring them up here. "They have chains about their necks, and - ' "But, Aunt Matilda, papa will be furious at seeing the monkeys--in his office especially! He declared that Bob should not send them to the house at all." "We must not disappoint the poor boy, Dora. Kate will return from the milliner's in half an hour, and I will leave word that she is to take the animals to her room then; so your father need know nothing about it. They certainly will do no harm alone iu so short a time." Farther discussion was ended by a man very red in the face making his way without ceremony into the room. He set a large basket on thq floor, ex­ claiming : "There, you chattering varmints, it's glad enough I am to be rid of you! The attintion those lieasts attracted all along the streets, mum, was enough to make au honest man ashamed." Two pairs of bright eyes peeped from under the basket-cover, as if begging for freedom, and the next moment two full-grown Singapore monkeys were capering a1>out the room as much as their confining chains would permit. "Chain them to the fender, and they will be sure to be out of mischief," said Aunt Matilda, watching to see this command olKiyed. and then following the porter down into the street. Dora, left alone with her unexpected guests, tried to strike up an acquaint­ ance with them; but they seemed dull and unresponsive. They crouched down side by side on the rug, and fell into a kind of doze; so Dora, relieved of all anxiety as to their conduct, returned to her nook in the window. There was a thin curl of smoke com­ ing through the vine on the balcony, and she could hear the rustling of the leaves of a book. It was pleasant to know that Borneo was near, aud it was also pleasant to have him aware of her presence. Could not Bob, when he came home, be prevailed upon to ex­ tend a friendly hand to this dark-eyed stranger ? But his holiday was so short, and he had so many old friends to look up* that she was afraid he would only make game of her fancy for Romeo: Dora's reverie was suddenly inter­ rupted by a clattering of the fire-irons; the smaller monkey, released by the other, was carefully inspecting the glit­ tering poker and tongs, while the elder monkey, without effort, unfastened his own chain and left it lying on the floor. He gave Dora a knowing look and started on a tour of investigation about the room, the girl timidly following to rescue whatever of value might come in his way. He at length spied, half hidden on the disused grate, the kettle of the spirit-lamp which served to brew Mr. Leonard's tea, still partly full of water which had not yet cooled. The thirsty monkey plunged his head into the little kettle, which proved, alas, so tight a fit that it utterly refused to come off! Blinded and frightened, the monkey darted about the room, shaking and twisting his head till the water flew in all directions. This was the signal for a wild frolic for both the monkeys, which Dora tried iu vain to quiet. While rescuing the ink-stand from the cldtches of one, the other tore in shreds as many as he could seize of the valu­ able law-papers scattered on the table. The elder monkey, having finally freed himself from the kettle, flung it with a crash into the court, and then sprang to the top of the cabinet, where the Louis XL plate was enshrined. Dora was horror-stricken as she saw the monkey dexterously undo the fasten­ ings and take the plate from its velvet l>ed. She felt that something desper­ ate must be done to save the precious relic. The clerks were all dismissed, no servant was within call, and there was no one to help her. The monkey raised the plate above his head and be­ gan an exciting chatter with his mate. Dora flew to the window, expecting every instant to hear the crash of the priceless porcelain, and, leaning far out, called, with as steady a voice as she could summon--* "Dp please come and help me; the monkey* are destroying every ting-- there is not a moment to lose!" In her flight Dora hardly realized that the long-wished-for interview with Romeo had come at last. A far harder heart that Romeo's could not have re­ sisted those beseeching tones or the pretty, appealing look on the girl's face, and in an instant the young man had swung himself from the balcony to the office window, and springing lightly to i the floor took in the situation at a glance. "Can you save the plate?" said Dora, clasping her hands convulsingly. But her words were unnecessary. With an ease and quickness that seemed magical, the new comer had dragged Imxixfox the heavy tableagainst the Cabinet, and, tery,--CoUon. himself to the monkey's perch. a ery of delight Dora saw the monkey the plate un- junctare^S? door soivrc and Miss Matilda peeped in timidly. Romeo, with his legs dang­ ling from the top of the cabinet, was ttaHhst objeet her eyes lighted upon. "Dora, what is the meaning el this ? Why is this--person intruding here?" "It means, Aunt Matilda, that we have to thank this gentleman for saving papa's plate from' the monkey's clutches. You may well imagine toe soene that would have ensued if it had bMtt broken. Please don't waste any time in exclamations, but take off your gloves and help me to put the room in order before papa oomaa. Fortunately for you, he is unaccountably delayed. Miss Matilda, completely frightened i»to snbrntssion, flew to assist in putting the room toiights, and, with the aid of Dora and Romeo, order was soon re­ stored. The torn letters and papers were hastily collected to be recopied, the monkeys were despatched to the at­ tic, Romeo reluctantly retired, and when Mr. Leonard at length returned, ho fovnd Dora sitting quietly as he had left her, with her book, at the window. A nervousness of manner and a pair of dimpled cheeks unusually flushed es­ caped the notice' of the man whose mind was full of the details of a new case whioh he had been discussing.. • * * - « * "Dora, do you not think we had better include the youhg man next doOr among our guests for Wednesday evening?" Miss Matilda asked of her niece, "Bob can call there the day before, and your father will think the acquaintance has sprung up entirely through him." "We certainly owe him a civility, aunt, and I think your suggestion a very good one," Dora answered, quietly, though her heart beat high with pleas­ ant anticipations. Antonio Sardi, which proved to be Romeo's proper name, lost no time in writing an acceptance of Miss Leon­ ard's kind invitation for Wednesday. Dora, reading his polite note at the breakfast table, left the envelope lying Unheeded near her father's plate. Later, while the two ladies were dis­ cussing the important question of flowers for the auspicious evening, Mr. Leonard entered the room with a torn envelope in his hand. "What induced Bob to strike up a friendship with the young scamp next door V He might have been better em­ ployed during his short holiday," he began. "Oh, papa, he's not a scamp! He " Dora stopped suddenly. "Then what right has he to make use of that Beal ? Look! Is is not the fac simile of your grandfather's. This fellow had some foolish idea of appear­ ing well connected, but has unfor­ tunately stolen a seal that is very familiar to us. I will inquire into this and speak to Bob; one cannot be too cautious with these foreigners." The old gentleman's investigation concerning the seal threw the Leonard family into the greatest excitement. On questioning young Sardi he told a clear, succinct story of his past life and parentage. His father, an Italian of noble family, had married an English lady, whom he deserted shortly after the birth of their only child. They heard of his death afterwards, and a few months later his mother died also, leaving him--Antonio--alone in the world. It was his mother's crest that he had used upon the note addressed to Miss Leonard; it was strange that it should so resemble the seal of the Leonard family. "Did your mother ever speak of friends in England ?" "Rarely; the subject seemed to her a most painful one, and I never broached it." "What was her name ?" Mr. Leonard asked, his voice trembling with emotion. "Gertrude Ramsey." v "Why did not all this dawn upon me before? Boy, if your story is true, you are the son of our beloved little Ger­ trude, who left us long ago, and whose loss I have never ceased to mourn. Come with me; the others should re­ joice with its in the return of the wan­ derer." Every doubt of Antonio's identity was soon removod, and the foreign cou­ sin was treated as an honored guest among his new-found friends, to whom he endeared himself through many charming traits of character. "We have to thank Bob for a most agreeable addition to our family party," said Mr. Leonard, gazing on the group assembled about the fire one evening. "Thank rather Bob's monkeys, papa," said Dora, slyly. "Monkeys! What do you mean?" The story of the rescued plate was obliged to be told then and there; but Mr. Leonard found it impossible to be angry after all that had happened, and a hearty laugh ended the awkward se­ cret. In gaining a cousin Mr. Leonard was obliged to part with his daughter, for the love that had silently sprung up long before between Dora and Romeo would hide itself no longer; and, when Bob came home for his Christmas holi­ days, a grand event took place--the first bird flew from the parent nest, and Dora went with her dark-eyed lover and hus- bandjtosee the bright skies^oft̂ ^s.| na- ThopgMh. When oy chance a woman speaks ol her age (without acknowledging it, how­ ever), it is always with the hope that some one will exclaim: "How young she looks!" Is it in order to believe themselves always young that women give up old friendships ? Women treat those who pretend to know them as impertinent*, and those who do not know them as stupid he- I bad and how I army triaofe *»£ I feel younger. aad-ftowX am Mrs. Arp off to Florida i renew her youth like the eagle, iust as soon as I got rich FmfogbD ̂ buy her a winter home down there Willi orange groves, and bananas, and cocoanuts, and guava, an< ̂a si up here among, the railroad snd- polio* oars two and a free pass over the *fterch. *With V- IT M For Two Generations Ticsdatfc age: m. Too claim too nodi for ffljatsrWan Iter* <ne," says a akeptie. Its paftvoai sajr Just tie opposite. How nKOCT.Aa that a baby's 1st 3th eouwtth. "DR. KICKMOSO'S Samaritan Nervine eursd Bt. Josssa, me of Epilepsy. --Jacob Sutes, TAIKJ iti&Hrr, t§ wim lata. mrnm wh* is s leaky tub like wyoor ruler causc it doesn't hold rood. ttJSSSS^3^^3535 ~ 1 -- cs 2Si JETJ7V!tZ SOLD BT ALL MBHM1K plenty of money at both ends of it I think she would like that* and with a half doceaa or a dozen of her numerous id lovely posterity to travel with her I think die would be happy. It is food lor a man or woman to leave home occasionally and be petted and munched up abroad among kindred and friends, and it is pood for them to eosse bade again ana rest and enjoy the quiet and peace of the family fireside and bask in the sunshine and amflea Of the loved ones at home. I like to go, but I love to return. God bless our homes and pro­ tect them from envy aud diftoonteni and from fire and swords-Atlanta Consti­ tution. The Poetical aai Skimpins is a man of poetical nature, and Jobliugson, his nearest; friend, is one of those practical persons who sot as balance-wheels in the machinery of the social world.' They were pacing down the street together, when Skimp- ins, who was in one of his moralising moods, said: "How strange it is that in the midst of the teeming thousands of a great city like this there are so few men with whem one comes into really intimate relations. We meet them in the street, and even brush against them as we pass, and we look into their faces, but we know nothing ol them, See that man who has just passed us. Did you notice his sad faoe, his introspect­ ive eyes, his downcast head, and his air of general discouragement? I have been so near him that I might have touched him with my hand, and yet I know nothing about him. How I should like to inquire of him if he has any sorrow, what is his life, what his thoughts, his hopes, his fears!" "Yes," said the practical Jobtingson, "and probably have him strike you for $5, which he would never take the trouble to pay back again. As for me, I know a blamed sight more people now than I wish I did."--Boston Journal. Mistletoe. The cultivation of this asitic shrub for ornamental purposes is recommended in foreign papers, and young trees with Mistletoe growing on them are offered for sale in iingiish nurseries. It is generally found on the branches of apple trees, but is not very £articular in this respect, and takes its abitation also on different other trees. It may be raised from seed placed in the crevices of the bark of young, healthy branches; or it may be prop­ agated by grafting; in which case, piece 'with a portion of the bark of the tree from which it is taken has to be cut with it, and firmly secured to the new position. The European species is larger and rather more ornamental than out native kind, for whioh reason the latter might not prove a success for exclusively or­ namental purposes; but if some enter­ prising florist should succeed in raising Mistletoe in neat hanging-baskets, which might be hung ingeniously over doors and. arch ways under which youn people of both sexes have to pass--an older ones, too, for that matter--there might spring up quite a demand for the "novelty" about Christmas-time. Tie Latest Bonanzs In California BIEBKR, CAJJ.--Mr. Thomas P. Ford, editor of the "Mountain Tribune, of this Slace, publishes that the great pain-cure, t. Jacobs Oil, has worked wonders in his family, and that he would not be without it. He states that among all the people Ht. Ja­ cobs Oil is the most popular medicine orer introduced. What the Trsfn Stopped For. "What has the train stopped for?" growled an ugly passenger to the con­ ductor. 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Mo physician or i Three months ago she Bitten with such good < Sad feels young again, years old. We think there Is no~othar med- Icinefltto use in the family-"--A Mkhi Providence. BSAOVOSO. Pa, May 8,1SR It has cured me of simrral dlsrssns. i as nervousness, sickness at tbe monthly troubles, eto I have not sick day in a year, since I took Hop] AB my neighbors use them. MRS. FAKNIS GRSSRL $3,800 LOST.--"A tonr of Europe that ccat sse **3,006, done me less good eas bottle ef Bop "Bitten; they also rsrad my wife of tfteen High Aaftsiltr. Hop Bittern is not, in say sense, ap aleoboMe leverage or liquor, aad oonld not be sold for useexoept to persons des'roes SMdkiasI bhttr.*. «i SXBS- sfl u. a Com. lalsrt Be*. 8a BUKMTOU*, Okt iaari* -lhavehsea suffering tta yaaja aad I cxao iabocB is strictly a ttotypaptr, of ] idse. and i> sold for tlJS per annum. Try it for a I and get the best paper In the country farther ~ Kveryaumber ia flued w looted i MJs pssoas |li Sir l»| UJtEi absolutely tt« tat ever I COflAtaffiC ttlO I m ^a PLASTER its powsi is wnlwftj la eattsg4 other piaststs tfapty nUna Criek la the : Ketk.FaUtaUMSMearUmhs.SMtrjratBtian KMa«r TiuuMss, Rliwafw, KsaraMa, Sara« Aflsaiiaasef UtoBeiu* and Ursr.aiidah psiBaor ia *spaaM oared tertiaNy fay the ApMaSwT Vlty I m aagp h McoK ewts sr Sve for gut LAMB. XaUedoa rWMivtotpiiea. Sold by ^ drofftUU and eottntry stona. Bap PUuttr Cotnpmf, « -- PropcMon, Ooatoa, Vsss.-- BAOK tWTar I, loss of appaKteand SiasaMaCthe Is Btoawah and liver PHK Swsts, #ttfl A WKKK AT HOME. SS OfTriT »CC f»" Adureas HKXBY CLARK. Phfladolphia, Pa. IHCC BID BlVTo aell onr rubber band Ktampe. Terms ll'O rMluee. Taylor Bros, k Co . develand.Ohio. e first love of a woman irs hope; tbe last is a long regret. Women do not esteem each other be­ cause they know each other too well. The avarice of certain women is so repugnant that it would almost make a virtue of the foolish dissipation and luxury of certain others. A woman is always disposed to take as admiration the curiosity or the desire that she inspires. A woman's heart resembles a cathe­ dral: God's altar is in the chanoel, but how many chapels there are in the aisles! It is evident that woman was designed by nature to obey. The proof of this is that when she is placed in a state of absolute independence contrary to her nature she attaches herself to no matter what man, by whom she lets herself be directed and dominated, because she needs a master. If she is young she takes a husband; if old, a confessor.-- From the French. Regularity Briage Visor. Local irregularities produoe weakness of tta entire system. In ord 'r, therefore, t - re-e-~tab> lish heal' h and strength upon a sore basis, these irregularities must be permanently overcome. Many persons endeavor to reform them by rem­ edies which address themselves m rely to the aymptonis, without aiTecting the cause. If ouoh Individuals were to use itsteod Hostetter's Stomach Bittern, they wohld si>eedi]yapp ec!ate the blflercnoe between t'.ie medicine which pal­ liate*. andtine wbi.;h entirely removes disability. That l.rime regulator of bodily dia turbances re tores the dcrrHct organs to an un­ interrupted and healthy performance of their various duties, whereby r lore the svptem can recover its lost tone a id vi-zor. Hostetter's Bt maeli Hitters trj u took: medicine, t>ut hsy arir a t-tnic which reznlates e\< they (-trengthen the system. For Seslaess at the Oldest* Best Couca&1SS!gSS!SSS!̂ S. Jt AyUbwCmUBi asssi *t»hia.ai,a Young Men Circulars frS. TaZJMT m TauioSArav hers snd «ill give you asMnatton. BBOB., JaneavillShWis. ELY'S CREAM BUM when .apvUed by effect of a th' csuste.1 Mwirit oMrtioa, proi membrane pi syjre, yhsala tbe sons, sad rsstorss .aanss of tast* HVfll i NOT A LTODIDai SKIInu A tew SMUesSoai telieve. A THOROUGH trtattneM •eiU nri Agreeable to lue. Bend Kvar '̂î te's.l,oS!.s.r.SSw~ your Hon B|ttws sad tt good than all thedoetora Mtts & B. Wears so thankfsl to say that our. noting baby was permaasatly cured at̂ dsn^oaa mother, which at the asose thus restored h«r to jwrfocMbcajtl̂ and at*sagth. -- The Parents, wftts to Dr.C. formaUonof ""WSS w TO SPECULAT0ES. oRAnr*no Chicago wd KewT Judgasent train reqt lnir parUmlara. BO C.K. U. WaUTlNQ OESTB WAWtlH) for fta bssi and I Pictorial Boon and Bibles. Pita NATIOSAI. Pvsuaawo Co.. PATENTS"" '̂ S S hlS « Attorneya, Waul VnU i'latraeil ma aad'Saad-Book of Paten ITWEhtw of Ore it A. tier, guar uitv. i K-̂ p»-r and bunno!w man. Sent 01 reoHpt of . JrtdlcH»mming,€.» n e!oratL(.w,245Broadway,? M0 PAD . LACKY. Piteat , WaHhinxton. DJO. PateuU seat free. fireinvTinoM, partner-hip, agency, car- UHury, 4c., ejplain d tor tlw atoi Weekly Published. NEWS, a <-oln LUROMTSiiW.'S UCU pal- I D '̂lar a year. JW* paper for Farmers and B itonfr* bed. K. T. 'SS-feoS? every week. TH* husband Is called the heSd of the family only by tho* jroung writers who haven't had any experience in married tUO- Tbeh Msias Is L«(las. T Cfri mp of p->opls have bad their lives made miserable by Piles. This |sinful difficulty's often inducted »n<l alwaysayvravated by Ooo- st'pation. Kidney-Wort Is the isreat rented./ for »i'l s"cctions of this kind. It a :t« na « st utlc <sothnrtic, promotes a healtUy action ot t'i<> bowels, and soothos and heals the in­ flamed surfaces. It hus cured hundi-cds of case* whore all ot'.er remedies and applica­ tions have failed. Sold by all druggists. War IS a leaky tub like cause It won't hold good. a poor ndsf Be- Dniryiiten Getting Rich. Progressive dairymen who are only satis- j Sad with the best t-cs.ilt*. srs adding to their wealth and conferring a benefit on society, by ttic rapid Improvements tltcv nre making In the art of l)Ht oi-ninkiii{f. Ihis clasri use IVetlfi, lUchard on & Co.'s Improved Sutter Color, and know by actual test tbSt It lilts •very claim made for it. A MARBIKU woman oan writs bettor poetry than a Stogie one, because a poet Is hern, mai maid. K I D N E . - V V ( j I - ! T r THE •IMC FOK P $50,000 aivEN mi POPULAR MONTHLY! Every Subscriber tHIS OFFER GOOD UNTIL MARCH l VftM. I One Tear,; for only $1&0, KIOMCY DCMAftIS, LIVER COMPLAINT8, CON8TIPATIONv PILK8, AND BLOOD DI8EA8K8. 1PHYSIC1AMS EMPOftSE IT HEARTILY. | von $1.00 WowiUs^TUeChleMo IllfitisMPOPVLAl SONTHLTI PARTIAL LIST OF PRESENTS TO BE GIVEN AWAY. "Sldnay-Wort ia the aMat anaosssAd nasdj lavaraaed." Sir. P. C. llBliea.KoakUm.Vt. "Kidnay-Wact ia alwaya nr. a. ar. curitTso. s Bas«.vt. "BW-WsHewiialaii wlSiaasi lao/aaia adWaf." Dr. O. M. Iwaaalta, ta Hm> Oa. IM TMOVSAMM OT CASKS it baa etned where atftlae had bOeS. Ttiaadld. Uit affl plant, OEKTAIM IX ITS ACTMM. tmt trlK . Slvaa Hew Uk toaUOa liapm^snl ssgsus of ths body. Thanatanalaatton of tha Kldaaya ia «aatn«a*. DM line ia alaaaaail a* all ilissssi, and a* -- wala mow freely sad hsaHMhny. In Utia way tka wasat C from the • 1 capital pwwsl. CASH ....to,! 1 ffasiljmpA CASH 1 prMenC CANH. . * * j jMSKBli CA<*S lot* piwaenta, ewclt valued at ** ̂ s (J. M. ONsskadui 0# iioo KAiim soo 1 Family Carriaaw " 1 OhumI cShMM) S V. 8. ttreeabaefca< i . . . . „ aK6assMrssa«sas•*& 1 Topllnssy. 9JS» mcx, SLSS u«i» «a sar, sasi Dry aaa baaant mall. WELU, SICHAKOSSK AOSuSnWastaoTt. K i D N E Y WO rev . .. I.OOO l.noo I.OHO 750 ! lOtMaili eosttos&oM seat in 1 cant or a osnt postage