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McHenry Plaindealer (McHenry, IL), 6 Feb 1884, p. 2

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mmm '• A. ref­ ugee from S| Obetd MjirW that bo KW Mai,fwiIQdrt ttigm to death!* an 1 New Fbn A little girl One mora. Mv lore, wily ILLENOia i Mc t::UX • %A * m KBWS CONDENSED. |», jp- «< C0WGKE8S10SAL PBOCEfcPINCS. :tnt entire session of tae nous© of Hepre- on Jui. K, was devoted to debate on the bffi tor the relief of Gen. Fits John Porter. Wr. of Illinois, was the first speaker. Be NM **tbe evldenoe before the House proved iMMftMlWly that Porter bad been fairly. fnlHr. and Justly tried and convicted. InttM BMW of Abraham Lincoln, in the name of the wait In the name of the great Secretary of War. in the name of (he men who fell in battieon Aug. », he protested against «£> pas­ sage «f the MIL He protesed against it because Kim maktnctmwdn and insubordination hon­ orable Mid putting bar-slniSter condemnation on ttoMMrdefthemen who saved and preserved the nation." [Applause on the Republican side.) Mr. BeUtord, of Colorado--"I want to know whether the gentleman* judgment, in the Fitz JohnPorter ewe is better than that of the greatest soldier this world has seen from the time Of Julius Cesar down to this time. 1 mean Ulysses & Grant." [Applause on the Democratic side.] Mr. Follett, of Onio, had hoped the ques­ tion would not be disensse:! as a political one; K+ dtsoovered In the speech of the gentle­ man from Illinois (Mr. Thomas) the animas of the case. It was not treason against the Government that Fitz Jchn Porter was charged with, but treason against Pope. If there wen any men on the floor capable of P«««iiig impartially on the merits of this con­ troversy they wore the men who had not had Ut* prejudices, passions and feelings aroused by personal antagonism between two men, each of whom oocupied a conspicuous position in the army of the North. [Applause on the Demo­ cratic Bide.} Mr. Belford said Gen. Grant was the UIUIUMI soldier that had appeared since the time of Julius Cesar. Pompey was conquered. Hannibal was Conquered. Napoleon was con- quered. Bat Grant D»ver lost a battle. Gen. Giant has fully examined this case, and has said injustice had been done Gen. Porter. On tlio Jadgment of that great and wonderful soldier, he proposed tx> predicate hte vote in fkvor of this bill. [Applause on the IMpocratic sida.] Ho believed in doing justioe tovinan. It was the sweetest attribute o humanity. It was the sweetest attribute of God Almighty Himself. He proposed to bury the prejudices of t he past and do justice to a man whom the greatest Gen­ eral on the face of the earth declared to be wronged and outraged. He would follow Grant's Judgment against that of Captains and Colonels of militia. (Laughter and applause.) Mr. Horr, of Michigan, said the trouble with Fits John Porter was that he became disgruntled and refused to give Pope the hearty support he Might to have done. One reason assigned for the passage of this bill was that Gen. Grant had written a letter saying Porter oaght to be restored. He had believed in Grant many years. It. had been his pleasure to come as near to worshiping him as he ever did any man the conn try produced. [Lauehter.J The gentlemen on the other side had been vili­ fying and slandering Grant, calling him all kinds of hard names for years. Now, these same gentlemen came in and asked: "tyhat are you go ng to do with Gen. Grant?" He would tell them. The grand old mai^nd made a mistake, and a? long •s it was the^HmiEtake of his life he (Horr) was going to «•« by him longer than the gen­ tlemen on the other side would. They had not tgrasd with Grant for a minute except in this •ne case, when Grant happened to agree with them. Mr. Horr stated that when it was ex­ pected that this bill would come up, at a prior Congress, Gen. Garfield was preparing a speech against it. Mr. Horr then concluded as fol­ lows; In the name of good helpline in the army. In the name of the loyal men of the North, in the name of the thousands of men whoae spirits were calling Congress to do its duty to their memory, he protested against the pMsage of this bilL" [Applause on the Repub­ lic-- •»> *i<V>.l The 8enat" was not in session. IfitsCTtg. BHXRMAN and fenaieton each pre­ sented resolutions in the Senate, on the 3Bth git., ftem wool-growers in Ohio praying for the Mtoratkm of the former duty on wooL Re­ ferred to the Committee on Finance. Mr. Hoar, from the Committee on Judiciary, re- Darted Hie original bill rela'.inc to the enforce­ ment of the law in Utah. He said he did not himself favor that clause of the bill which re­ unites the exclusion of women from suffrage in that Territory. A message *was received from the House announcing Kw death of Con- IIII Hunan Macker. of Booth Carolina, fhetfeawta, after the appointing of a committee on its part to attend the funeral, adjourned. In the Boose, immediately after re«dlng the Jour- leath of E. W. M- Mackey, of South was announced. The customary reso- i adopted, and the House, as a mark of to the memory of the deceased, ad- hospttal; Ml1 »• ear respondent, Mward O'Donovan, was killed near Gen. Hicks, and that after At IMtl» El Mahdi sotdlarge numbers of wntdto* Ititot >BWelry. IN a speech at Bitmingham, England, John BrlghtawHed the land-reform theories of Henry Gco*g». saying tho.v were an insult to the intemgenop of Etvland, and that their practice tflpl be as great an outrage upon " aid be to landlords 1 i again make slaves of the negroes freed by the American civil war The reoent storm leveled 800,000 trees within a radius of ten miles of Ayr, in Soot; and. OWING to fears of Socialistic dis­ turbances, the Austrian Government has proclaimed a kind of martial law in Vienna and two other districts, and trial by Jury has been suspended Bvery available steamer, Thomas Cook 3c Co. has been engaged to convey troops, stores, etc., to Upper Egypt, and will also bring people down from Khar­ toum in case that city Is evaouated The Canadian Government has plaood before Parliament resolutions authorizing a loan to the Pacific railway of $22,500,000 cash, pay­ able in 1881 at 6 per cent. interest, $7,M0,000 to be advanced immediately-- "Chinese" Gordon is in tho deserts of the Soudan, bear­ ing a large sum of money, and absolutely without protection. Sir Samuel Baker In­ sists that Gordon is actually challenging :•** assination. R'S resolutions on the Vic. gfBiasnd Mississippi elections were taken up ta the Senate on the 39th nit. The galleries were full, in anticipation of a fiery political debate. Meess. Sherman and Mahone made speeches denunciatory of the Southern De­ mocracy: but, to the dlsap pointment of the gal­ leries, the Democratic side ot• the Senate observed a policy of sllenoe. The resolutions were thereupon passed by a strict part* vote- as to ML Mr. Vest reported formally a bill to re ­ peal the timber-culture law. Mr. Cameron in­ troduced a bill to establish the Territory of Korth Dakota. Mr. Piatt offered a resolu­ tion of Inquiry as to the effect of the stock dMdeod of the Western Union Telegraph com­ pany, its consolidation with competing line.*, or Its regulations for the transmission of press news. The House resolution for aid to destitute Indians at the Crow reservation wan adopted, the amount being raised to (100,000. House pased appropriating $3,750,000 to pay on tobacco and $21,965 for the 1 of the Legislature of New Mexico. House of Representatives passed a reso- B, offered by Mr. Hopkins, of Pennsyl- ia, for the appointment of a special commit­ tee of five members to investigate the charge made by ex-Speaker Keifer that H. V. Boyn- ton, a correspondent, attempted in a Corrupt manner to influence his actk n on the MeGarrahaw claim Mr. Keifer caused to be read • fatter which he had written to the offender. Bills wen introduced to prevent the adultera- » bridge the Mississippi at St. the intermarriage of whites and tion of sugar, to bridge the Mississippi at St. Paul, to prevent the intermarriage of whites and negroes in the District of Columbia, to secure the s ability of the paper currency, and to pur­ chase additional ground for the erection of a public buOdine at Galveston. PETITIONS signed by several thousand clti- MBS of the Territories of Washington. Dakota, •nd Idaho, sad of the District of Columbia, •king for a prohibitory liquor law, were pre- wnted in the Senate on the 30th ult. After some debate on the question of volunteers for the Greely relief expedition, the Senate adjourned, to attend the funeral of Representative Mack: v. The House of Repres entatives voted to enlarge the powers of the committee investigating affairs at Hot Springs, Arkanas. Bills were reported to establish a Bureau of Animal Industry, to re­ tire H. J. Hunt with the rank of Major General, psstage on second-class matter two pound, making further appropriations ~ buildings at Brie and Council Bluffs, ' le that no Territory shall apply as a State unless It has sufficient to entitle it to representation in The obsequies of Hon. E. W. M. e conducted by Rev. Drs. Huntley --«i Shippen. V A LA BOB number of petitions for a prohib­ itory liquor law for the Territories and the Dis- ttict of Columbia were ptesented in the Senate on the&at nit. Bills were introduced to pay eaarloyee of the Government the wages with­ held in violation of the eight-hour law, and to relieve commercial travelers from lloense taxes. Mr. ScweU reported a bill providing that no reg­ imental or company officer shall be detached for more than three consecutive years. Mr. Coke •resented a joint resolution from the Legislature St Texae urging the improvement of Galveston fcarl«r in the manner proposed by Capt. Kada A communication from the Attorney Gener­ al stated that his clerical force was insufficient , to supply the pap rs called for by Congress. Ad­ journed to Monday, Jan. 4. Th • Houxe of Rep­ resentatives adopted a resolution asking the Secretary of the Interior to explain by wh;U au- tfaertty tl ffl.OUO acres ot land were certiti<jd to the State of Kansas for the benefit of t he A.tcbi«on, Topeka and Santa Fe road. Th: hill forfeiting lands granted to the Texaa and Pacitic Railroad gommny was passed by a vote of a-VJto 1. A |MMge from t?ie Presid nt wa® rcoelvetl. trans- , Initttug the report of the Secretary of Sta^e iu yegard to the restriction of Amei-ican hog prod- Aewbv Germany and Franoo. X -- THBEAiX. ' > !. < • JOHN B. WUOD, one of the '%'V #W«st journalists in New York, accidentally •> .fell from a bulkhead into North river, and drowned before assistance could reach fcm. l' THE sale by the Oregon Transconti- •.'• , nentalcompany of C.0,000 shares of Northern * Pacific and preferred stook and 10,000 sharea A Oregon Navigation to a syndicate com- A mm Ttm lisrfi Iff V 1? I mImsii JLift : AX WBWVM^ A* A0WBORI JSOWWU. the murder of MMMi b Lyneh. ne pe^le gave the UMHttdi ^bnwi?y2n^th^tirf^ta^^<fl!» 8ta«e, in eAgy. m wnt No outw to the murderer of Amelln Oteen, of Chicago, has been discovered, and the crime Is as dark a mystery as ever. Her dead bod}-, it will bo remembered, was found on the prairie, within a few rods of herhoaae, two or three weeks ago. The Ooroner has completed his inquiry, the jury finding that the unfortunate girl was tho victim of as­ sault and strangulation by parties unmnown. OWING to faults in construction the bridge over White river some qpven miles from Indianapolis collapsed under an air­ line passenger train. Three oars plunged into the water, but only part of the wreck _ was submerged. The overturned stoves barg*N~and~boat oii tho'Nile oontrolled lay caused fire to break out, and six persons were 1 -- - - - • - roasted to death, two wero fatally Injured, and two others, together with a gang of workmen who were repairing the struct­ ure, were wounded. The ooaches and bridge were entirely consumed. Of some of the victims a few bones and pieces of flesh were found.... Patrick Hart net, a laborer in Cincinnati, who has long bcrn regarded as insane, killed his wife with an ax and endeavored to hide the body under the iioor. When the patrol wagon arrived ho defied the police, and they were compelled to pin him to the wall with a scant­ ling before be would surrender his ax A party of fifty-Mve men, who were cutting 100 cords of wood daily on Government land near Fort Lincoln, were captured by a detachment of the Fifteenth infantry and Imprisoned at the fort The District Attorney at Omaha bas been Instructed from Washington to bring suit against the Brighton Ranch Com­ pany of Wyoming for inclosing62,000 acree of public laud with wire fenoe. THE SOUTH. JOHN MURRAY, aged 17, thinking that his mother was inside their burning house at New Orleans, rushed to her rescue, but was crushed under blazing timbers and burnt to a cinder. Mrs. Murray had already escaped from the building James Foley, better known as "Bil:y the Kid," one of the most notorious deperadoes of the "Wild West," was fatally shot at Fort Worth, Tex., by Henry Hittoon, a farmer. The quarrel whicn resulted in the killing was over a game of dice. A MAN named Webb got in a "diffi­ culty" In Jackson county, Ala., with three brothers named Wilburn, and killed two and fatally wounded the third. THE Mississippi Legislature has passed resolutions providing for the removal of the Confederate dead from MumfordsviMe, Ky., and inviting Jefferson Davis to deliver an address on the life of 6. & Prentiss. WASHINGTON. BBPRESENTATIVE "WOOD, of Indiana, has introduced in the House a very Important bill. It provides thatoo agent, employer, or contractor of any railroad or sleeping car coirpany shall require any engineer, fireman, conductor, or other person to work on pas­ senger or freight trains longer than twelve consecutive hours, nor any person to watch switches or crossings or act as flagman for more than twelve hours out of tweuty-four. The penalty named is a line of not less than £".00, nor more than $1,000. United States attorneys are to give special attention to this matter, and cause offenders to be Indicted and tried in United States district courts The excess of the value of exports over im­ ports of merchandise for the month ended Dec. 31, 1883, was 821,503,142; for the six months ended Dec. 31, 1883, 161,988,665; for the twelve months ended Dec. 31, 18S3, $108,- 071,684 There were twenty one courses and eight kinds of wine at the President's state dinner last week. THE House Committee on Publio Lands has decided to report a bill to forfeit 1,280,000 acres of land between Astoria and Portland granted to the Oregon Central road. Dr. Norvia Green was again before a Congressional committee last week. He could not bring himself to believe that the Govern­ ment ought to go into the business of postal telegraphy. POLITICAL. A SALT LAKE dispatch says: The, attacks upon Gov. Murray's record as Marshal, , of Kentucky are the chief topic of converse tion here. Of course the Mormons are de-j lighted, because they think they will soon be relieved from Murray. The more pious among them interpret the exposures as being' the interposition of the Almighty to crush one who has fought His people. The Gov-' ernor's friends are very much annoyed by the charges of corruption, and fear his removal. They say Mormon money is back of the business, and that Murray will be able to establish his Inno- ence. The Governor bimself professes to care little about the allegations, laying it all to personal enemies in Kentucky and to Mor­ mon influence in Washington. However, his acts show that he is worried and doing all he can to save his official head Gov. Foster, of Ohio, said to a Washington correspondent, in reply to a question on the Presidential prospects in Ohio: There is some talk of President Arthur as a candidate, but I do not believe thero is anything in it. I eaunot im­ agine that any one would seriously think of such a thing. The nomination of President Arthur would be suicidal A bill has passed the Mississippi Legislature forbidding public officers accepting railroad passes. A RESOLUTION asking Mahone to re­ sign his seat in the United States Fenate, bas passed both branches of the Virginia Legisla­ ture. A COMMITTEE of New Jersey legisla­ tors reoommend the adoption of the "piece system" in State prisons. By this method, when a contractor secures a gang of oonvicts he is forced to pay the price current lor tne same work outside the penitentiary. It is suggested that convicts be given two-thirds of their earnings over 75 cents a day, and that at least two hours daily should be devoted to their mental improvement President Arthur has nominated Richard 8, Tuthill and James A. Connolly as attorneys for the Northern and Botxthern districts of Il­ linois The prohibitionists of Ohio have is­ sued a call for a State convention to be held at the Bate capital, Murch 6, to select dele­ gates to the national convention at Pitts* burgh, May £1, to nominate a State ticket and to transact other business. SENATOR MAHONE has secured for his son the post of distributing clerk ia the office of the Secretary of the United State* Senate, ousting Maj. Oilman, correspondent •f the Richmond Dispatch. COMMERCIAL FAILWUM. FAILCRXS reported by telegraph dur­ ing the week were as follows: ADDITIONAL NEWS. THE failures in the United States for the week numbered 80S, being 55 more than during the preoeding seven days. About 89 per cent, were those of small traders. A BILL for the freedom of worship, which has been introduced in the New York Legislature, provides that the managers of every house for the support of the poor or for the reformation of juvenile delinquents shall permit the visits of clergymen of all Beets, «<nd arrange for such religious services as are desired by inmates. THE Commune is still raging in Vi­ enna. Tho efforts of the police seem to be directly and entirely against fanatical work- ingmen. Many of these have been arrested and many expelled. The scenes now reported are simply a repetition of Louis Napoleon's contest with the Internationale just before the Franco-German war To a delegation which waited upon him. Prince Jerome Na- poloon said he believed the time had come to begin agitation for the promotion of the Bo- napartist cause, THE explosion of a barrel of gasoline in the store of Frank Orr at Alliance, Ohio, completely wrecked that structure and the building adjoining, the upper floors of which were occupiel by families. Fire broke out among the debris, and beforo it was subdued three other business hottst s wero in ruins.... Great excitement still characterizes popular comment on the Emma Bond case in Chris­ tian county, Illinois. The Judge who tried the case was hanged in e:l'gy at Pana. A passenger-train filled with excur­ sionists bound for an indignation meeting narrowly escaped wrecking at tho hands of the friends of the persons lately accused of the heinous crime A new sheep disease in the Montana ranges is decimating the herds. The animals sud­ denly swell up, b'.eed at the nose, and expire in a few minutes. Hundreds die in a day, and there is no means of diagnosing or pre­ venting the malady E. E. Johnson, agent of the Northern Pacific road at Alnsworth, was arrested at Walla Walla for embezzling a package containing $1k,i03 An explo­ sion of gasoline in the store of E. M. Orr, at Alliance, Ohio, killed el^ht persons and damaged property to the amount of $75,000. HON. JUDAH P. BENJAMIN telegraphs from London a denial of the letter published In Thurlow Weed's autobiography, and at­ tributed to him, in which he proposed that the Southern States might, under certain circumstances, conclude to return to their allegiance to Great Britain. The letter IS printed in another column. THE first legal execution in Claiborne oounty, Mississippi, sinoe 1846, took plaoe last week at Port Gibson, where Simon Bon- aer was hanged for the murder of James 3. Li£ht. J. c. P. Couins was executed at Ne­ vada City for robbing a stage in 1879, and killing a banker named W. F. Cummings. The latter was carrying bullion valued at $7,000, which his murderers sold in New Or­ leans and Louisville. B. E. LEE camp of confederate vet­ erans, of Richmond, sends out a circular ap­ pealing to Union BOldiers to aid in raising a fund for the indigent and wounded soldiers of the lost cause. A fair to further this ob­ ject will be held In February. AITBR three weeks' deliberation and live days of debate, the House of Representatives, on the 1st inst, passed the bill for the relief of Fitz John Porter by a vote of 184 to 78. Strenu­ ous efforts were resorted to by the Republican leaders to stave off a vote by filibustering, but when at 6 o'clock the Democrats con­ ceded an hour for debate the oppo­ nents of Porter accepted the situation. Sir. Wolford was the first speaker. His argu­ ments were in favor of the bill. Following him Mr. Calkins made a speech against l*orter. Mr. Phelps next spoke at kntrth in favor of the measure. Several short speeches were made, and then Mr. Curtin closed the argum nt. The galleries were crowded, and intense interest was manifested when the House proceeded to record its verdict. An analysis of the vote shows that 164 Democrats, 18 Republicans, and 2 Independents voted for the passage of the bill, and 77 Republicans and cne Democrat (Converse, of Ohio) recorded their name-1 against it. A bill was Introduced to prohibit the removal of House employes uilng vacation, except for cause Conference commit­ tees were appointed on the special Indian ap­ propriation and the Greely relief scheme. The Senate was not in session. [Washington dispatoh.1 the moMetabori duelng the surplugtn the promising of suecMjps should It feie aAopted by Congress, is in the hands of tiie»|®N»emtolt* | tee of tho Houre Committee on £duoatidn. It is a draft of a WU which was prepared by the authority of the Interstate Commission on Federal Aid to Education, whloh held Its sessions at Lonlsvtte, Ky., during the Indus­ trial Exposition. These gentlemen have elab* orated a scheme far assisting the States and Territories in the promotion of educa­ tion by distributing among thns a fund of nearly 9*8,000,000, to be doled out at Inter­ vals of three years during the next twelve years, the anportkmraent to be made upon the basis of illiterate population between the ages of 10 and 80 years in States, and be­ tween 8 and 20 yean In Territories. Ac­ companying the bill are tables showing the method of appointment and the amount which each State and Territory would receive for each year and for the entire period. Out of the $66,000,000 the New Bngland and Middle States would be entitled to $8,089,099 in twelve years; the Western and Pacific States, $4,486,860; the Southern States, $62,C£0,7*>; Abe Terri­ tories, $5,446,860,and the District oColumbia, $82,860. In the first period of three years Illinois would be entitled to $143,576 a year; In the second period, $106,t)£2 a year; third period, $71,286 a year; fourth period, $36,644 a year; making a total of $1,069,330 for Illi­ nois in twelve years. This is the largest sum appropriated to any Western State. Ohio is put down for $758,- 270, the total for twelve years; Indiana, $746,870; Iowa, $285,080; Minnesota, $188,960. Georgia and Alabama would each get more than all the Western and Paci«c coast States combined, and Texas moro than all the New England and Western States. Hon. J. h. M. Curry, general agent of the Peal ody fund, now in the city, had a consul­ tation with the members of the House com- ml tee in relation to national aid for common- school education in the States and Territo­ ries, of which he is an earnest advocate. The committee has not yet adopted any of the several bills in relation to this sub$£$fc A SUDDEN CALL Death of Congreamtan Xaokey, Sooth Carolina. of Another Congressman has joined the silent majority, the Hon. E. W. M. Mackey, of South Carolina. His death occurred at Washington on the 28th ultimo. Judgo Mackey represented the Seventh Congressional district. He was the only Republican in the delegation, and was a native of South Carolina. A Washington dispatch saya of the occurrence: '-Nothing- since Congress met has exceeded, so far as comment is conoernod, tho sudden death of Representative Mackey, of South Carolina. Four days ago the deceased talked concern­ ing the appointment of several Postmasters in his State, and a few minutes after was compelled to rest on a sofa in the rear or the hall. To inquiries as to what was the matter, he replied that ho had a severe pain in bis stomach, Rnd thought he would go home and take some medicine for his trouble. This was his last appearance in Congress. A sad feature of tho death of Mr. Mackey is the fact that his wife soon expects to become a mother, and it is feared that her sudden be­ reavement will have a fatal effect, as she" is stated to be almost wild with grief." Mr. Mackey is the sixth Representative in Congress who has died since November, 188". Those who have preceded him were Herndon, of Alabama, who died before the adjournment of the Forty-seventh Congress; Cutts, of Iowa, who died during the vaoation; Haskell, of Kansas, who died shortly after Congress convened; Herron, of Louisiana, who also died last summer; and Poole, of South Carolina, who died befox$ tbe assem­ bling of Congress. TH* white of an egg is one of It* best of applications for burns and scalds. It prevents contact with the air, and is more cooling than any oil. Beaten up with sugar it is an excellent remedy for dysentery. PENSIONS! Enormou» (Jrowth of the Appropria- U,M* , [Washington Special to New York Tribunal] As there are constantly new schemes for increasing the pension lists and the payments to pensioners, the f- llowing statement of the- annual appropriations made for pensions from and including 1871 to and including 1884 will Interest many persons. The amounts are taken from the annual reports of the Treasury Department, every dollar of which represents the earnings of a day's work; Amount I Amonnt Year, appropriated. Tear appropriated. 1871 $ 30,000, 0 1878 .$ 28,5:«,000 1873 33,65',000| 187# 21>,37«\0;J0 187 3 SO,4H0,000 1880 80,200,078 187 4 30,480,000|1881 41,645,356 187 5 39,050,000 1882 68,383,396 187 6 80,000,000 1883 116,000,500 187T.... 39.533,50011884 86.576,287 It will be noticed that from 1871 to 1»T9, both years included--that is for nine years of the period--tho pension appropriations ran with much regularity at about $30,- 000,000 a year, getting down to $28,- 600,000 in 1H7H, the last year of the great industrial depression. In 1879 the general revival of prosperity began. In 1SS0 tho pension appropriation jumped up to nearly double that of 1878, through the ap- propriat on of $25,000,000 in a lump sum for so-called arrears of pensions. Since then the increase nas been very great, and the claim- ajftnts have reaped a very rich hardest. These gentry are still at work stirring up movements for new pension laws for the robbery of tho tax-payers and addit'onal appropriations. They are a class scarcely known in Washington until a year or two be­ fore the passage of the first arrears act. KUnoribuury SByfteil Woman Who Difet feow Sh* Was a WMHB OFLWR 0* ^bnnwaa 0u^ of l|» * Usual Order. ;QHA3GE OF BEX. *1 ' \ / u * sm&K Tl MjMS 30,006 300,000 O. T. C#min», prison contractor, Con- •ordjN. H $140,600 W. P. Bard, lawyer, Reading, Pa 60.000 J.BjdrW. H. Anderson, grain, Mendoa, A. W. Underwood,* dry' goods,' TerralL Tex John Borden, boots and shoes, Phl& delphia ; Heala Jk Jones, axle manufacturers. Philadelphia.... 7^7/ Leopold Bteiner, boots and shoes, Phila­ delphia Joseph Kuhn, money broker,' Detrott'* MMioesett, dry goods. Independence, M« Tan Slicker's cotton mill, Htt«tidL Mas* .TT77. J. B. Pond, lecture manager. Bos on'. '. 1 Ksble Bros., stock traders, Vinoennes, Cleveland Paper company, paper manu­ facturers, Cleveland, Ohio F- Bcatty, organ manufacturer, Wafhtatftou. N. J % Junes Bisland, cotton goods. Mew York D. M. Hawkins, tobac^'CincinnaM!!! J. Beanie, shoes, Provldenoe, B. I... B-Dn A- Co., dry goods, Augusta, Oa! •T. H. B itfciuff, general store, MANOR, Tex* J. P. Wadewoifch, cheese uiAQQiAOtutr. Morrlavil e, N. Y Wilcox <fc Co., boots and shoes','DetralL HaworUi & Co.,commission merchants. Liverpool, Knglanl. 70,006 11,000 M.Q6S 175,000 76,000 30,000 100,000 36.000 72,000 *w » r-f uuitaic vuiu* 1 . |wsea of Gould, Page, Field, and others, | Ak-xander, milUuery, New York... , earned a sharp advance in the Northern I'a- ! Wright & Co., dry goods, 4. B*larc9* ! Bitting* Co , dry goods, Anrora,^Tek!" J. M. KlFORDS and his wife and two ! V w- Jaylor. paper dealer.Chlcago.... 390,000 300,000 40.000 tanttaer? left Moriah,N. Y„ weeks ago with | •food team to visit friends at Warren, Vt. j J*ekson Bros., leather, Montreal io'ooo has been heard fromth^m, it is ! U°°rC' <1U2ea*WMe. Ciaeli-, it is , j gMKd ti»t they broke through tins ice in PerTne & Co.'. w^ietw. New York. tAto Cfeamplain or were fro/en to death in , Merchants and Mechanics'Bank Lwdl inlrm/. , tHIIsi IflwOteen mountains A.bill, making void 1 villo.Go o contracts or sa'es of shaies or stocks, except: PoDe «°n and Metal Co.." St Lotdsl . Where actual delivery ij made on the spot, or '• ^°*• *•. .. mm party selling is p «»ol of the property, MB Men introduced 111 the New York U^is- latate.....An agi%cment to buy no French feeds until the embaruo on pork has been re- - Saorad, has be • made by twcnt/-sev«n citi- 30,000 100,000 75,000 66,000 30,000 2J.OQO M^lonr' i'ros.'.' dry goaidi," Waterto'Wn. Wis I. H. Baxter, dry r><><1«' fiird'«ieve.*ind". yomoic. . As intended uprising of peasants In Bassia and a gfotto poisoa tho 0M» THE MARKET. NKW YORK. Hoos FLOUB--Buperftns........... WHKAT--No. 2 White........ No. 1 Bed Coax--No. x w....; " No. 2. Mess OaA-K . . $ 8 . 0 0 910.00 & 6.75 ( f t 4.00 M 1.00 di 1.10% «j»I5.75 <9 7.25 <9 0.23 C$ 0.00 t<9 5.75 (£4 5.75 0 1.00 16.10 >415.75 <»*«§ .06 iglfi.OO & 0.33 CHICAGO. PUIS*--Good to Fancy Steors.. Common to Pair Medium to Fair Hons FIXHJB -Fancy White Winter Bx Good to Choice Wintaf.. WHEAT--No. 3 Hprincr No. a Bed Winter....... COBN--No. 3 OATS--NO. X RTE--IMO. 2 - BAKLEY--NO 2 BUTI EH--C hoioe Creamery EQOH--Fresh. Ponn--Mess. MILWAUKEE: ' WHEAT--NO. 3 COBN--No. 3 OATK-- NO. 3. RYE--No. 2 BABLET--NO 2 POBK--Mess. LABD Si'. LOU IK WHKAT--No. 3 Bed. COBN--Mixed OA*A--No. 9 RYE POBK--Mess LABD CINCINNATI. WHEAT--No. 3 Bed. COBN OATS RYE POBK--Mess LABD TOLEDO. WHEAT--No. 3 Bed COBN--No 3 OATS-Ma 3 DETROIT. FIX>UB WHEAT--No. 1 White.... CORN--No. 2 OATS--Mixed. POBK--Mess INDIANAPOLIS. WHEAT--No. 3 Red. EG CORN--No. 3 47 OATS--A.ixed 33 BAST LIBERTY, PA. CA3TTB--Best «... 6.2* Fair 6.6V Common 4.75 1.02*4 L03<4 .40 ,<• .47* •ft6 .00 19.7.1 <« 16.25 MK& .00 Case sf Jane Payne. [Wheeling fW. Va.) Dispatch to Cincinnati Com- aoereiaLi Jane Catherine Payne and Mrs. Annie Hin- ton were married at Martinsbnrg, this State, yesterday, by Rev. John Longstreet. The groom has been known for ten years In Mar- tlnsburg as a lady of correct habits, modest demeanor and marked Intelligence and re­ finement, and has been Postmaster, and kept a little store in the village known as Best, thirteen miles from Martinsburg. From childhood she evinoed remarkable business talent. Attaining years of maturity she en­ gaged in oommeroial pursuits. No one in the vicinity Is more favorably known. Liv­ ing quietly and attending closely to business, neighbors gradually came to look upon the proprietress of the little store as an old maid. Judge of their astonishment when, last Tuesday, Jane Catherine Appeared in Mar­ tinsburg, announced her conversion from the gentler to the sterner sex, purchased and arrayed herself In a suit of masculine habili­ ments, and stating her intention to marry a lady who for years bas been her assistant in the store. In explanation, there had never been any oocaslon to doubt her femininity un­ til a fortnight since, when she was led to visit Drs. Maguire and Love, at Winchester. They announced to their patient there could be no doubt of perfect masculinity, and the ignoramuses who superintended her advent into the world deserved to be prosociited for their stupidity, which brought about the sub­ sequent wearing of petticoats instead of trousers. She has no mustache or whiskers. Much confusion results in tho community »ver this sudden change of sex. ,. ^ ,, , THBEE BOY BBIDEGB00MB. ' j One Forced^ to Harry, Another Jailed for Marrying, and Another Spanked for Mar- *yta«. [Merlden (Ct> Dispatch.] Bdward Baribeault Is about 17 years old, but is small for his age. He ran away with Emma Keefe, who is 15 years old, Saturday, and the pair were married in Hartford. On their return home in the evening Edward took his bride straight to the residence of his mother and sought her blessing. He got in­ stead a vigorous cuffing and was sent "straight to bed;" but the old lady subse­ quently relented and the couple were made happy. [Baltimore is patch.] On Thursday last Charles Cope, the 19-year- old son of Charles Cope, Sr., a wealthy gen­ tleman residing on Boland avenue, and Miss Mary Porter, of the Fame age, daughter of a poor widow residing in the same neijrhbhor- hood, were married by the Rev. A. 1). Nelden. The young couple remained at the house of a friend until Saturday, when the young hus­ band was arrested by the order of his father, and, being taken before Justice Dorsey, was committed to tho. House of Refuge as incor­ rigible and beyond hJs father's control. fRockford Dispatch.] Willie Salisbury is a youth whose ehin has ne'er yet felt the draw ot a razor, son of re­ spectable people who live in Beloit. Nannie Petersen is the buxom daughter of a respect­ ed Swede in this city. The boy with tho beardless chin and the beauty had been friends and sweethearts. To-day the father of the girl received a confession from her and he had bis son hitch up the sleigh. All three got in, and on the way to Beloit took in a preacher. They drove to Salisbury's houso and called out Wilile. He speed ly bocame a husband and Nina at the same time became a bride. Old man Salisbury refused to rec­ ognize Nina, and the preacher bas got a law­ suit on his hand lor performing the cere­ mony. A BULLET IN THE BEAUT. Extraordinary Surgical Op«ratlod«, INew York Tslesrram.1 A remarkable Burgical operation has just been performed at Bellevue hospital. Last Thursday a young German attempted suicide by shooting himself in the forehead. When found by tho police he was unconscious. He was taken to Bellevue, where Dr. Fluher, on examining the wound, decided to attempt to find the bullet. The skull at the entrance of the wound was trepanned, and it was found that tho probe, which was inserted toward the back of the head, went so far that it was decided to make a counter opening with the trephine opposite the point of the probe. When the opening bad been made the bullet was found lying in the brain, just below the opening in the skull. Then, the bullet hav­ ing been removed, a drainage tu bo was passed through the brain in the track of the ball and left in place. The tube passes through the head and projects both front and back about an Inch. Since the operation the patient has been constantly improving, although btupid and semi-unconscious. When spoken to he opens his eyes, and when asked if he wishes water can say yes or no. This is the first operation of the kind ever per­ formed. It occupied about four hours' time, and was witnessed by a large number of the surgical staff of Bellevue hospital. Ibrae Co»ches«f • Train M Through a Waik &ij|« and Man From Indianapolis papers we glean the fol­ lowing particulars of the recent distressing railway accident near that city: r A souto-bound Moommodatlon train on the Indianapolis and Chicago air line due here at jo :30 a. m. met witjha terrible accident when MKen thi* Wty.at Broad Ripple, where the railway eroeass the White river on » S*™" bEjd£L°£ *7° •p"ns«««!»M0 feet in length. 016 baggage car for a drink ofwater* and the locomotive was In charge of the fireman. When the locomotive reached the center of the bridge the flreman felt the structure sinking. He had his band on the throttle, *™i li« opened, giving the locomo­ tive aU the available steam. The engine sprang forward with grOat force, breaking the coup­ lings between toe tender aud the baKsage car. The locomotive kept the track, bnt the baggage ?? "2 k}g car? and another ocach dropped through and piled up in a mass at thefOot of the p^, the stroking car being partially tele- scoped on the baggage car. The wreck was partially submerged" but the portion above the water immediately took fire lrom the stoves. The fireman declares that when he looked back locomotive reached the south end of bridge the cars were on fire and t-moke was ob­ scuring the soene. News of the wreck reached this city in a short ti me, and a wrecking train, with surgeons and other awigtanoe, wag at once made up and sent to Broad Ripple. On rMobing tbe wreck a clu- otic scene was presented. The bridge and cars were yet burning, and those present were so lacking in presence of mind es to be unable to extinguish the flames or afford relief to the suf­ ferers. The officials of the road went to work vigorously and systematically, and in a short time the fire was extinguished and the search *ss_ begun. Six persons were either killed outright or burned to death. The re­ mains recovered were bus nod and charted al­ most beyond recognition, being horribly mutila- ted, and the only means of identifidation was the finding of incombustible trinkets known to be the property of the dead men. The scenes at the wreck were extremely dis­ tressing. The dead were in the ruins of the smoking and baggage cars, and these, the one on top of the other, were in deep w .ter. At one end of the smoking-car lay a man with his skull crushed and life extinct. Across him, close to the red-hot stove, lay Lynn Clark, a heavy timber binding one leg Immovably. C. C. Loder, one of the passengers, tried to* find the ax with which each car was provided, but it was on the other side of the car, in three feet of water. "For God's sake, don't desert me!" cried Clark. "We did not desert him," said Loder, "until the flames scorched us, and we were almost suffocated with smoke. Before leaving I kicked out the window close by Clark, and left him in agony. Presently the flames burned the timber in two close by Clark, and he crawled out of the window which we had broken for him." "In five minutes after the train went down," Said Conductor Losey, "tho entire wreck was wrapped in flames. In less time than that all who had not escaped already were drowned. Frightful screams came from the ruins near the pier, but with two buckets and no boat we were powerless, and all that we could do was to close our ears and pray for death to relieve our com­ rades." A patch of gray beard led to the identification of John Bray. A train order in a vest pocket led to the belief that the handful of bones to which were hanging a few shred* of roasted flesh were the remains of Engineer Brewer. A but­ ton or a spared half-inch of suspender or un­ dergarment led to the identification of others. B. J. White was working under the bridge when the train went over. He says he thinks the rods pulled through the nuts, letting the bridge down. To all appearances one break oc­ curred within fifteen feet of the pier, and an­ other about midway of the span. White's es­ cape was truly marvelous. Standing on the ice, the falling bridge and cars struck him on the head, drove him through the ice, and down to the very bottom of the river. The timbers did not rest uron him, however, and he swam out, more dead than alive, covered with bruises, but able to walk. JUDAH P. BENJAMIN^ A Curious Letter from the Noted Ex-Oon- federate Proposing that the South Bfleume Allegiance to Great Britain. 1.03 JO JU .61 tf.78 3 1.04 «« .61 0 .37 .61 <010.38 M H A .0»X sn M M IX 1.03 .61 .ST 1&2S Hoos. *7* . . . . . . . » « . » . A i 7 # «* .OS • .87 (9 6.39 & 1.0S (A .S3 & .99 017.00 • 1.00 «*• 7.36 & 6.31 «* 6.7S 0 6.76 • Ul TARIFF LEGISLATION. Randall Will Show Hla Hand. [Washington Telegram to Chicago Tribune.] Notwithstanding the denials of Mr. Ran­ dall's friends, the indications are increasing that within a fortnight he will show his hand, and that his policy will be to occupy the at­ tention of the Hou-e so uninterruptedly with appropriation bills that there will _ be no chance before the late spring months for the bringing forward ot a tariff measure. Following Morrison's Tracks. (Washington Special to the Cincinnati Commer- dal-Gazette] Tie Republican members who have been making investigations and following Mr. Morrison's tracks in some of the departments have beoome convinced that be intends to ask for a horizontal reduction on five or six of tho principal schedules, and for the trans­ fer to the free list of salt, lumber, iron-ore, and 1 e> haps some other important artic.es. While he aims at an average reduction of about 20 per cent, he does not mean to strike the who'.e system, and will bear down harder on some schelules than on others. Four of the schedules will probably be subjected to the grcutcKt reduction. They aie metals, pottery aud earthenware, wool and woolens, aad cotton and cotton goods. What a Maine Ladd Says. , rWashlngton Dispatch to Chicago Inter OcenoJ Ex-Rrpreventative Ladd, of Maine, has con* versed with many men on the Democratic side of the HOUEO, both protectionists and revenue reformers, and has learned, as a re­ sult, that no tariff bill will pass Congress this session. He does not think it probable that , the Wnys and Means Committee will bo able to agree upon a bill. Granting that the com­ mittee will, he doos not think it can possibly pasH the lioute. Even if it should, ho is sine It would fail In the Senate. He thinks the manufacturers and merchants of the coun­ try ought to be informed of this pioapeoi* *0 that they may no longer worry over possible changes In thj tariff laws. Anti-Chinese Law. The House Foreign Affairs Committee, says a dispatch from Washington, have succeeded In agreeing upon a report ptoposing oertala amendments to the anti-Chine-<e law. These smeudments are all in the direction of strict­ ness, aiid w.ll be likely to provoke a bitter discussion when brought before the House. Mr. Rice, of Massachusetts, who is a membar Of the Foreixn Affair) Committee, wilt p pare an argument to be submitted us t! views of a minority of that committee. 1 takes the ground that the prvpo->ed legislation is unnecessary, and th t the unti-Ch nese law as it now stards l> obnoxious enough. BRATS n tho court room during young Nvtt's trial at Pittsburgh sold for H SEE DIDFT SOREAM. A Little Woman and a Big Burglar. Mrs. Martin, of Omaha, didn't scream when She unlocked her room and saw a burglar. On the contrary, she marched him to the po- lloe station. The Omaha Bee sketches the scene: '-A big, strapping fellow, fully six feet high, with broad shoulders aud heavy frame, came marching up the street with his head hanging, and looking decidedly' sheepish. Right behind him walked a little woman, of average height and plitn build, but in her eye was a determined look, and what looked more determined was a five-shooter revolver,which she carried in her right hand, with the muz­ zle in a dircct line with the big fellow's head. The pistol was cocked, and the prisoner knew from the look in her'eye that a misstep meant lasden pills for him. After the lady had turned ber man over to an officer she put •way the pistol." REVOLUTION DI PHOTOGRAPHY. A Cleveland Man's Wonderful lnvnwHoa. (Cleveland (Ohio) Telegram.] Bdward W. Fell, of this city, after experi­ menting for two years, claims to have suc­ ceeded a few days ago in perfecting an Inven- t on which Its author ranks with the electric light and telephone. The invention consists cf taking absolutely permanent pictures upon any substance whatever having a smooth surface instantly by tho action of eloctricity upon a sensitive coating, and at an expense not exoeeding 1 cent per picture. A reporter who sailed upon the investor was shown some photographs on pieces of wood which were not only perfect in outline and finish, but possessed a peculiar softness not obtainable by any other process. £ COLLECTING AJ OLD DEB1 A Bey Fays His Own Eipense of Coming Into the World. [Dispatch from Davenport, Iowa.1 A Clinton oounty d&ctor attended a birth about fifteen years ago, for which bis bill was 910. The account ran along till a few days ago. The subject of the doctor's professional fkill, now a smart lad of fifteen years, was hired by that gentleman as stable b »y, and at the end of his first month, carriod home the receipt for the old debt as pay for his KOI-V- Icqp. It is the first case on record where a boy has been obliged to pay his own in coming into this world. The following alleged letter from J. P. Ben­ jamin, then United States Senator from Lou­ isiana, to the British Consul In New York was left among Thurlow Weed's papers, and is given in the volume of memoirs of his grandfather which Thurlow Weed Barnes is now carrying through the press: NEW YORK, Aug. 11, I860. DEAR SIR-- I exceedingly regret your absence from New York at this time, as the important object of my visit is to have a personal and con­ fidential Interview with you. My apology for this breach of conventional usage. In presuming to address you without the formality of an introduction may be pardoned in consequence of the very extraordinary nature of the business which induced me to appioach you without the friendly intervention ot a third party. Indeed, it would not only have been un­ wise but actually dangerous lor me to have borne a letter of introduction. Having assumed the whole responsibility of this very critical step, I cannot use too much caution and circumspection to injure my per­ sonal Fftfety and the successful accomplishment of the mission I have in view. Therefore, I pre­ fer trusting to my cwn judgment iu approach­ ing a genteel stranger on ^uch business, to that of bringing into iny service the scrawls of Gov­ ernors or members of Congress with whom, perhaps, you areas little acquainted as myself. The official confidence which your Govern­ ment seems to repose iu you, by intrusting to your charge its ureat commercial affairs in the •most important city on this continent, I think is sufficient to warrant me in trusting to yotir discretion, patriotism, and loyalty a secret of the greatest importance and interest to her Britannic Majesty's kingdom. ' The present disastrous condition of political affairs in the United States (which has no par­ allel In the past history of the country) seems to have split the great Democratic party into many contending factions, all of which are so hungry after public spoils that its disintegrated parts render them an easy prey to the opposing black Republicans. The doctrines maintained by the Repub­ lican party are so unsutted to the great in­ terests of the whole South that an election of their candidate (which is almost certain) amounts to a total destruction of all planta­ tion interests, which the South, as mire as there is a God in heaven, will not submit to. Sooner than yield to the arbitrary dictates of traitorous allies and false friends, who have proven recreant to the solemn obligations of our old Constitution, we will either seoede from the Union and form a separate Government, or, upon certain conditions, at once return to our al­ legiance to Great Biltain, onr mother eonntrv. Many, very many of the most wealthy and Influential planters throughout the South have already discussed this alternative in the event of the election of Mr. Lincoln, ana the popular­ ity of the proposition seems to psss from one to another almost with an electric rapidity. It is true they have made no public demonstration of their intentions, for such a coarse would be attended with direiul consequenoes at this time, but the pear will be folly ripe before Movrmber. Gossiping newsmongers with babbling pot­ house polltidona an not allowed to know what is going on in their very midst. Select dinner jarties come oil every day throughout the whole South, &nd*not one of them ends without a 'Strong accession to our lorces. I have even heard come of them address (Mb other by titles already. My object in approaching yon ia to cultivate vour friendship, and procure your co-operation m aid oHAtecomplishiog this grand object of returning to the dominion ot our fathers'king­ dom. Through your kindness and loyalty to your Qneen. I am dewiroua of property approaching bar Majesty's Minister at Washington City, with a view to the ac­ complishment of this great end. It you will condescend to grant me the necessary assist­ ance for this purpose, you will soon receive the meritorious reward of your most eracioua Queen, and the hearty cheer from evt ry true Bfiton's heart for having aided in the return of the national prodigals. Bej osing that confidence in you which yonr position in life warrants me in doing, you must at present excuse me for not rignlng my mime for fear of an accident. This much you may know: I am a Southron, and am a member of Con­ gress, whose untiring 1 erseverance will never cease until the o'^ct I have thus boldly under­ taken is fully oocompllsbed. Be so kind as to answer this as early as possible. Allow me a personal Interview, and, if you cannot come to New York, address your answer to" lUnunmln." In care of some one at your offioe. •> Glre»< eer daily tarsedf Whv not ask for a week or asref The baby bent her heed In tlmughtfal mood toward the "We want It fresh," abe sakL How to: Wlten my wife is sharp and sin in «iiNr And o'er trifles want In fight. Both my Mrs I stuff with cotton > fill thdPoi rm is over, quite. 8HJC. •*5" s. sr. -? When my husband's cross aoMi - r And will quarrel, yes or c T I afep quiet a« a Quaker „ iV: *111 the devil lets him ge| ,» ^ jfr J Row to keep frrnistrffeahff sesa4M^*1 " " Learn it now you dunoe; Never out ot turn to wrangle-- , , ; r* ^ y.C^J^enebc madato«os*y w # > Seasonable. * -J." i "IMs verv poor weather to walk w ttt tide,** Said a Bowery swell to his tailor. "That's no: it resemble* your bill," he repUc& • And tho delinquent dehter turned paletv " v When bis color returned and hla thee became* red, Then he asked, in a manner much nettled, "Why, what do you mean?" And the cloUi-out- terasld: "I mean that they both are nnsettledt* " -- I f . Y . J o u m a L , . v ' Poor Mrs. Grimes. Old Mrs. Grimes Is deal. Alas,. We ne'er "hall see her more: - ' • ' - . She was the wfe of good old Orimsa*< Who died some years before. ; • Miss Grimes is dead, a fairer flower , j fj, lle'er bloomed on tree anoestral; " The precious fruit is grafted now Above in groves oelestial. Youn? Grimes is dead The sad Quite lati one night occurred; never kept good hours, and thufc • ^ '• His demise was deferred. > ' -ft • And now that the Grimes' family e||S3y ̂ Has caught the upward grip, We'll slip their cables once for all,, . . < r And ^jUd^y let them r. i p. A BIG RED SQUIRREL. ' . Its Singular Adventure In • Well. " [Merlden (Conn.) Dispatch.] 1 A big red squirrel fell into Judge Andrews' well last Sunday morning, and had a lively time of it getting out. He climbed half way the chain once, and then slipped and fell to the bottom. He climbed half way up again, but when near the top its wet tall froze fasi to the trosty chain aud held hla • prisoner. The Judgo rescued him, but at a great sacrifice of caudal LrboUiy. ••I VASCIWATSD her," Is what the 11 viae •katoton s«y* of Us runairsjr brae. time tMbptfa llWbaok CHIPS. TALLVUH, Ga„ has two revenue collectors. MRS. Jotftr WOOD, of Brooklyn, got the idea that her husband had six other wives, and went crazy. PTIOUKSCE HARSKR, of Mexico, Mo., suicided because the bridegroom came not at the ap­ pointed time. BESCHEH expects that the people who goto torment in the next world Edwards thore. I Jonathan A WHITB man was found frozen to death Hador a tarpaulin, la Mew Orleans. --Elegaic Melon-choly. ^ The evening stars ne'er Rhone Than 011 that fatef ul autumn night, When, bending o'er his Angellne, • Whose charm nc tace he thought, divine, He whispered low, "I wait--1 wait, •*? "• Sweet Love, to learn from you my > He looked sedate, wh"; • * She seemed elate. H , . She flipped her fan in trivia] mood, While he so melon-choly stood. And stewed and brewed. And when be askeil, "What hope? What hope?" She smiled and said, "I can't-elope." *'Yr u cin'-elope," he said, irate; "O. water-melon-colic fate!" And then, before his wish^d-for bridQt Straightway committed suicide. A Royal Misunderstanding. The prince and the princss in ecstasy viewed The role which Miss AndeTtton played. And 'twas'plain from the sigh of his highness, the dude, That the aotreds a conquest had made. "The stage is most fortunate," murmured the prince, "Since she brings such a wonderful leg"-- "Oh, hush!" cried bl« spouse, with a v.sible wince, , •* "Bemembsr my presence, I beg." "My dear, I Intended to pay." he explained, Vuch a wonderml leg" "Sir, enough!'* Interrupted the princess, now palpably pained, ' Have done with sucu bowery stuff!" "I didn't mean If g." cried the prince, "not a bit t But he' e's what I meant at the start: Such a woudcrlul l<«acy, an yoa'll ^Tlti O f genius nnd beauty and art." --Kuqtim Field, ia Vhieago JViwOS. A Pipe Line. Oh! I have many richer joys! I do not underrate them, f h:; : And every man knows what I mqgO)>- } 1 do not need to state them. Bnt this I say: I'd rather miss ... A deal of what's called pleasing: Thnn lose my little comforter, ,•> , My lit le sm iky treasure! *-Lillie E. Barr. • ,,, i O! brightly gleams the sunshine in the blue seraphic sky, As fragrant with the harvest time the blithesome <houre fly, , ' And all nround is wondrous fair, as If some feiir hapd Had touched with glowing colors the bright and1 lovely bnd; But what to i iil are all these scenes? To Bill they bring no joy Since he saw Jerusha at the show with Jim, her other boy. > ; v He didn't know he loved her so, bnt now each little word A To him was sweetest musio his ears bad ever heard; Dark visions of that lonnge he had that stoSd behind the door, Since n w he knew another's form its bending' bosom b>re: For what to Bill were all the nights that lonngo ' he did enjoy, Since row be felt Jerusha'a arm around that other boy? He could not sleep, he obnld not live, yet was not ht to die, He could not eat--unheeded stood the festtie pumpkin pie; , The gi* gci snap, the doughnut, too, the genial Johnnvcake, All ecathless pa«scd-- he soorned the buns lis mother used to bak.T. For what to Bill were all these pomps and van­ ities once glad. While bis Jerusha leaned upon another's liver- nad? Farewell, frail gbl! the spell Is passed, and Bill's himsclt onoemore. He lived for love, for glory, too, but now bS3l live for gore* No bombshell or banaaa peel to devastate the land- Not these, but worse, with fiendish joy be joins thf> German Band. And now, »lr n Jim wunld warble soft beneath the me low moon, ; So likewise doth the Bill en bis big B-flat bassoon. ~ Hurling ton Hawkeya. The Pattern of the Amerieaa House. Man is the onlv animal that builds his home after the pattern of the dry goods box. And it is only the half-civ­ ilized man who insists upon that. In all Home you do not find a single square room. They tell you in Rome that the rooms are built in square an­ gles and triangles and so on as a charm against the evil eye. Bnt that is large­ ly a fiction. The Italian builds his home in curiously-shaped rooms l>e- cause of the art and the love of the beautiful and shapely that is in him. Permit me to lay this down briefly a» another ene of the rules to observe in "building the house beautiful." No square room can be made either come­ ly or comfortable. No bird, no beast, not even an Indian, will live in one un­ less as a prisoner. A round room or semi-globe shaped is perhaps the most restful. The Indian wigwam is the most perfect form of architecture we get here in American Let - us look in one of the hundred thousand hideous brown stone fronts in the fashionable parts of New York city. Yon find the home is simply a tunnel. It is sixteen or twenty fe«t wide. It is eighty feet deep. There is some straggling light at either end of this tunnel. But at best, the famous New York brown-stope front as simply a deep, gloomy tunnli. --Joaquin Miller. tie! to Do Something. "Yes," the tall* thin passenger ad* nutted, "a crying baby is indeed a sore trial. But then you must remember that the baby can not swear, and when a human being is being dandled up and down on the loose end of a two-inch safety-pin, it's got to do something, and if it can't swear it must holler." And the jury was only out about two min­ utes and then came in with a verdict for the defendant.--22. J. Burdeite. SWCKBITY is an opening of the head. We find it in very few people; and that Which we generally see is nothing bnt # •ubtle dissimulation to attract the fldenoe of others.--Lm I -rtfr-i i-"*- - •• v-.-i&k s«w.

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