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McHenry Plaindealer (McHenry, IL), 11 Feb 1885, p. 7

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jf mon I prince or ODMonklski of itorat, m. I W,' Ir W: t- IE: k* Ijrtranff itob«r , thrive, |l|kdilwi aa It homeward aji--j Surn£. alow «f thy srHi-won IB®, country fall, then die t&y in lAc CwrreiU. '-'V --- ' ' fe GiHBLETT. fimblett, the «x-deteotiv«, was •»ted oaa n^raing in hiB dingy little office over the furniture shop on the Waterloo Bridge road, when the clerk "Who it she?" inquired Mr. Gim> blett. j "She says she will tell yon h«r Same herself. Hlie has never been here be- the clerk. ingi? <a«gge*ted Mf. Oimbletl "I think not She doeso't look that •tart, aaod her manner is otctbearing," Ws» the reply. v> "A yenng person,.did yon say ?" re- m»t*ke<l Mr. Gimblett * "Ye*, sir; young, and not bad look- neither," said the clerk, who per- kps knew liis chiei'a little weakness. "I suppose yon had better show her lit," remarked Mr. Gimblett, with an air Iff supremo indifference. Nevertheless, , "phen his clerk's back was turned, he an his fingers through his hair, settled a cravat, and deftly rearranged the ilowers in his button-hole. v* The '*young person" did not belie the cjlerlc's description--at least, in Mr. -Ciimblett'ft humble opinion. She was 1 young, tall, had a good figure, and a pretty face. But what chiefly im­ pressed Mr. Gimblett was the keen, ;|0>d penetrating glance' of her dark es and the firmness of her mouth and ii*. He instinetftaly guessed that he " treifore him* ft girl of unusual shrewdness and energy of character, > Irhile her oalm self-posHeseion testified ,to the strength of her nerves. She was Very quietly yet becomingly dressed, Khd there was no attempt to disguise her station in life; which was evidently that of a superior sort of domestic ser­ vant. y "Pray be seated," said Mr. Gimblett, '*># she entered. "You are Mr. Gimblett, I suppose," the visitor taking possession of a chair, and drawing it up to the table. *Mv name is Martha Chale. My father ?^8ed to bo in the force with you." i »vs "Oh, yes; I recollect,"said Mr. Gimb- l»tt, slightly disappointed at the pre- •inde, though he scarcely knew why. *1 knew your father very well. He ,*as killed in that affair over -Belham ?%«y. Very sad! very sad!" -vs. - "I didn't come to talk about my fath­ er," continued Martha Chale, in a cool, matter-of-fact tone. ' He has been dead t n years aqd mora I only men- ^,||oned him as a sort of introduction." "I understand," said Mr. Gimblett, prised and amused at his visitors e and manner. "I want to engage your servioes in a business way, and I'm quite ready to you," .asid Martha, producing an apparently well-filled purse, and plac­ ing it t^>on ikie table. "I'm not one of your extravagant sort, but I'm not mean neither. I know how to save, but 1. don't grndge spending." * "Excellent!" exclaimed Mr. Gimb- h involuntary, admiration." fact is, I'm being watched by it's unpleasant," «said abruptly. "Naturally," acquiesced Mr. Gimb- V'J ve lost my situation lor nothing, •U sod now my footsteps are dodged night •tad day. I don't like it, and mother don't like it neither, and what is more, I ain't going to stand it." f Martha Chale spoke with considera­ ble asperity and vigor, and Mr. Gimb- lett could not help preceiving that the *' young woman was blessed With a tem- fker of her own. Yet the ex-detective thought the flash of her eyes and the ^ ^|uick rush of color to her cheeks be- , canae her wonderfully, while he rather admired, than otherwise, the decision her tones. "Quite right," he said ben:gnly; gfjwliat is it all about?" "Well, it is this: I've been living as pper housemaid for the last two years ith Mr. aad Mr«. Mortimer,' of Park descent." . • .J.- "One moment--Mortimer, Park craft* t," said Mr. Gimblett, as he made a |e upon blotting-pad. •fThere has been a robbery there late­ ly ; some of Mrs. Mortimer's jewelry • was stolen from a safe." < "Burglars?" inquired Mr. Gimblett •000! "I know nothing abouC," said Mar­ tha Chale, shrugging her shoulders. • "The safe was opened by some one V«#ith a k«y, and the things abstracted. ^ Nobody know8when it was done, ex­ cept that the things were all right . within a few days before the loss was "; ^ttiscovered. "That is the whole story. ..wan sent away." "And none of the other servants ?" "No. O, I know why I was singled it. Mrs. Mortimer is mortal jelous of her husband, and she most needs vttake it into her head- " - j "Pretty young woman are dangerous id a house," intiirposed Mr. Gimblett, jocosely. , But from the manner in Which this Complimentary speech was received, • >-fhe ex-detective judged that, he had better not have uttered it. Martha (Chale paused aud fixed her dark eyes Upon him with an expression of cou- temptuons astonishment. For once iu his life Mr. Gimble t felt disconcerted, ind became suddenly conscious of the fact tl at liis hair was gray. "I lioxed his ears onoa for tcying to the passacre on » the staircase; I m.n paid Martha, impressively, i hadn't no call to be jealous of me. Mr. Gimblett did not trust himself to f f ^>mmeut upon this remark, and his Visitor proceeded: tiUppome Mrs. Mortimer sent the pplice ono me. Anyway, I'm watched - Sight and day, and I've had enough of "I don't see what I can do for von," * - jam Mr. <iiml>lett. * - i "You liaven't heard yet," said the < . young woman, eatcliing him up Quickly. «Wa t till I tell you.- "I l eg your pardon," said Mr. Gimb- m-ldly. # ; *1 don't wish anybody any harm, but ,, ",J want to protect myself. That is the . Season I come to you instead of com­ municating what I know to the police." ^, ^ "You said you didn't know anything about the robbery," said Mr. Gimblett, fluick^y. "I meant, of course, that I had noth- f to do wilh it myself. Bnt I know . who did it," rejoined Martha sharply. "O. ! I see. Pardon me." led by Mr. Gimblett's hasty -W yti i * ttat- . „ „ , . , corn- listened to with increadng te- "I dare say you are right," said Mr. G iinblett, when the had concluded her recital. "But it sounds strange. What sort of a msn is Mr. Mortimer?" _ "He is younger than hb wife. Mar­ ried her for money, and gets precious little of it." was tho significant answer. "If you are right- of course, yon ere cot absolutely sure," said Mr. Gimblett, quite humbly--"I have no doubt I can manage matters so that you wont be annoyed any longer." •"That is what I want. Mind, you den't carry the matter any further," said Martha, rising from her chair, "if you won't take any money from me," she added, "I won't presi it on yon, because I daresay you will make him pay your exj enses." It Mr. Gimblett had required any further proof of his visitor's shrewd­ ness, the last remark would have fam­ ished it. As he rose to open the door for her he was seized with a sort of sudden nervousness which he had never before experienced. He took her hand in his with the deliberate intention of giving it a fatherly sqeeze indicative of admiration, but upon meeting her gaze lie abandoned his subtle design, while a faint tinge of color came to his face. It was not until he Jiad been alone for nearly five minutes that be Completely recovered his equanimity, and then he' felt unaccountably ashamed of himself. However, his self-esteem survived the shock, and half an boor later he sailed forth with his usual calm and confident air and manner, to make a few inquiries on his own account about Martha Chsde and her story. The lat- ler, as far as regarded the robbery, he found perfectly correct, nor did there seem any reason to doubt that the girl was perfectly innocent of the afi'air. The police wero watching her, it is true, but thi* was chiefly owning to the instructions of Mrs. Mortimer, and not because they had grounds for suspect­ ing her. As a matter of fact, the jewels had been taken in a manner which left absolutely no clew to the perpetrators of the thelt. For his personal satis­ faction, Mr. Gimblett ascertained that Martha Chale bore an excellent char­ acter. and when out of a situation lived with her mother, a respectable woman, who had brought up a large family by her own exertions. Fortified by these details, Mr. Gimb­ lett resolved to have an interview with Mr. Mortimer without delay, for his sudden interest in Martha Chale prompted him to lose no time in earn­ ing her gratitude. He therefore took an early opportunity to pay Mr. Morti­ mer a visit at his club, thinking he was more likely to be able to see him alone a good deal surprised upon the defect­ ive's being ushered into the strangers' room at the Blenheim. He received him, however, civilly enough. "Your card informs me that you are a detective officer," said Mr. Mortimer, who was a florid, overdressed, rather handsome man of 40, with a shifty and and a weak chin. "An ex-detective, sir, to be precise. I thought, added Mr. Gimblett. lower­ ing his voice to a confidential whisper, "you would sooner, I called npon you here than at your own house." "It all depends on what you have come about," said Mr. Mortimer, with an uneasy laugh. "It's in connection with the alleged robbery of jewels at your house," said Mr. Gimblett, with startling abrupt­ ness, looking him straight in the face. Mr. Mortimer dropped his eyes to the carpet beforo the detective's gaze, either bom au4den nervousness or from constitutional inability to meet a direct glance. He put his hands in his trous- er-pockets, and, looking at the toes of his boots, merely nodded. "The fact is, there is a young person who used to be in your service who seems to be unjustly suspected by the police--or by somebody," said Mr. Gimblett in his most incisive tones. "She is being watched and inconven ienced, though she isn't the guilty party." "You mean the girl Martha--Martha Chale, 1 suppose," hastily added Mr. Mortimer. "Well, I don't suspect her. My wife sent her away. I think it was devilish hard lines!" "So it is. In fact it's persecution, and must be put a stop to." "It isn't my fault," said Mr. Morti­ mer, sulkily. "I can't do anything in the matter." "You will have to, sir. or else " "Or else what, sir? What the deuce do you mean V" cried Mr. Mortimer, blazing up. "Well, sir, Miss Chale don't bear you any malice, but she does happen to re­ collect your starting off on a journey with a small valise on the evening of the 7th of July," said Mr. Gimblett, significantly. "It might be desirable to investigate that little trip. Y'ou were supposed to have gone to Birm­ ingham on business, but " The ex-detective's remarks were in­ terrupted by Mr. Mortimer suddenly turning round and making a tremen­ dous rattling in the empty grate with the poker, apparetly oblivious of the fact that there was no fire. But ere he effected this transparent maneuver Mr. Gimblett had remarked the guilty glow which had suffused his brow. "Jit wouldn't do, of course, for Mrs. Mortimer to suspect," resumed Mr. Gimblett, quietly, as soon as he could make himself heard again. "No, no. Come, out with it. Jjet us have no beating about the bush. What is it you want?" inquired Mr. Morti­ mer, dropping the poker and fidgeting about the mantle shelf. "Only a letter to the police-inspector, that 1 can deliver," said Mr. Gimblett, readilyi "Nothing more thpn that" Mr. Mortimer hurried y seated him­ self at the nearest table and took up a pen. "What shall I say?" he inquired. "Only that you have reason to know that Martha (/hale is innocent of the robbery, and request that the police will cease to annoy her," said Mr. Gimblett, glibly. "Reason to believe--not know," said Mr. Mortimer, commencing to write. "Know," repeated Mr. Gimblett, emphatically. " Know," exclaimed Mr. Mortimer, as he rapidly dashed off the note. "What shall I >ny, though, to the police, if they ask me what I mean ?" he added, look­ ing up. "They won't, sir. said Mr. Gimblett. "And my wife neen't know anything about this, I supposa?" he continued. " Which, sir ? Oh, you mean the note to the police. No,sir; certainly not," said Mr. Gimblett. "Very well. There you are then," said Mr. Mortimer, flinging the sheet of paper aceoss the table. "It's rather a delicate job, sir; may require a little oiling," said Mr. 'Gim­ blett, coughing behind his hand. "How much?" demanded Mr. Morii­ mer, after an uneasy pause. with this I'll manage that," hand! fc*u»! view politely Mortimer opened the door to him, look­ ing particularly sheepish and crqst- Mr Gimblett chtlckted to himaejf when be got outside, and prooaed«4 hi the direction of Pontlund yard. hNfrfng lirpf- RpcfTely ftOT*cl the .+'10 note. Whether tho "oiling" proca&e gxtenSed beyond Mr. Gimblett hintself is by no means clear. Suffice it to say that five minutes' chat with the inspector having charge of Mr. Mortimer's case, the pro­ duction of the letter, and a few nudges and winks exchanged over a friendly glass, seemed to show how tho land lay. From that day forward Martha Cha e ceased to be a suspected person, even as a matter of form, and the mystery of the robbery was considered to be solved in a manner not altogether un­ common. Shortly after this Mr. Gimblett had to go over to Paris on business. "Miss­ ing persons traced" was one of the an­ nouncements upon his professional prospectus, and this branch afforded him plenty of employment. The Sup­ posed elopement of a publican's wife with a sprightly grocer's assistant was the cause of his visit to the French capital on tli's occasion, and in*course of his inquiries in connection with this thrilling case he picked up a little piece of information which recalled Martha Chale vividly to his recollection. Perhaps if the truth wore known her image suggested itself to his imagina­ tion rather frequently, for there is no denying that for the first time in his life Mr. Gimblett found tho gayeties of Paris decidedly depressing, and was constantly detecting fancied resem­ blances between casual passers-bv and a certain young woman who had im­ pressed him so much with her clever­ ness. But the trifling discovery he made in Paris suggested an uncomfort­ able suspicion as to whether Martha Chale's cleverness had not been rather too much for him. In other words, he began to have a disquieting idea that the young woman had\made a cat's- paw of him; and, what was worse, he learned to doubt whether she was ro- ally as innocent of the disappearance ot Mrs. Mortimer's jewels as she had pretended. Upon his return to Eng­ land Mr. Gimblett made some inquir­ ies which resulted in his paying Miss Martha another visit in a frame of mind which wavered between furious indig­ nation aud b tter disappointment His perturbation was increased by a strange longing that he might after all have wronged her, and this charitable senti­ ment came uppermost when he met her face to face. "Miss Chale," he said, as soon as he got an opportunity of speaking to her alone, "you remember the story you told me about Mr. Mortimer ?" "Yes; I do," was her calm reply. "You declared you had seen in the valise he took away with him the jewels that were supposed to be stolen," pro­ ceeded Mr. Gimblett. "I know I did; but it wasn't true," returned Martha, returning Mr. Gimb­ lett's look almost defiantly. "I know it wasn't true," retorted tho ex-detective, unable to conceal his re­ sentment. " I have discovered the mys­ tery about Mr. Mortimer's little trip. I have had an interview with the lady." "You seem to have taken a grol deal of unnecessary trouble," said Martha, tartly. **I could have told you all about his goings on." "Well, you made a fool of me any­ how !" exclaimed the inspector, more crestfallen than angry. "You might have gone to Mr. M. yourself; but neither you nor he would have known how to manage the polioe." "That is why I came to yoii|,' 'aaid Martha, with a nod. - "Yes; I understand that. It was very clever of you, miss. May I inquire your object?" demanded Mr. Gimblett, with ironical politeness. "I was so closely watched that I couldn't aid him to escape," said Martha, for the first time looking slightly embarrassed. "Him! Who?" inquired Mr. Gimblett, sharply. "The party that did it I was keep­ ing company with him, and I was fool enough to--to believe in him. He came into the hou-o once or twice when I was alone, but I don't know how he managed to take the things. The loss was discovered before ho had time to get away, and he went into hiding--being' new at it, I suppose!" "I should think so," fiercely ejacu­ lated Mr. Gimblott. "He swore he wouldn't stir without me, and I began to fear he would do something desperate. I was afraid to go near him while the police were about, and so I com e to you." "I see. And what became of him?" inquired Mr. Gimblett, his admiration for Martha's striking abilities lor his own line of business overcoming even his resentmeut aud jealousy. "I packed him of," said Martha, la­ conically, "to America" "Are you to follow?" asked Mr. Gimblett, with a sudden thumping at his h art "Not L The man is a fool and a coward. I couldn't marry either one or the other," said Martha, in her matter- of-fact way. "Besides I'm honest." "I knew you were. I could have sworn it!" exclaimed Mr. Gimblett, in a tone which seemed to disconcert even the imperturable Martha. "But, I say," he asked, abruptly, "you never let a cur like that get away with so much swag." "No; hell be disappointed when he arrives over t he water. He thinks he has it all, but it is up-stairs," with a lit­ tle laugK "Bravo!" cried Mr. Gimbletf, s'ap- ping Jiis knee enthusiastically. "i was goinx to ask you to contrive somehow to take the things back to the Mortimers," said Martha. "I don't like keeping 'em in the house any longer. "Quito right- Leave everything to me. Do you know, Miss Martha," said Mr. Gimblett, Incoming suddenly con­ fidential, "that there's a reward offered which would do nicely to furnish a cot­ tage for a newly-married couple." "ihenitwill come in convenient," said Martha, quietly. "it will, Martha, if you will only con­ sent," cried Mr. Gimblett, suddenly seizing her hand. I'm older than you, but we're suited for one another in every way. We should run well in double harness, my dear, both in busi­ ness and domestic life." "You was ssy ng I've made a fool of you once," remarked Miss Martha, neither elated nor indignant, but sim­ ply matter-of-fact; "do you want me to do it again ?" Mr. Gimblett's only answer was to imprint a kiss on the substernal hand he held between his own. For a mo­ ment Martha Chale's dark eyea flashed furiously, and she looked inclined to box his ears. But she finally didn't. inn oi. mui street, AI nrst oe Ja «bs»» sstmons r«- (H. Y.) IMmocrat, afeslot semSMnthere as itbssetse- wksms. AjHMUTMftljr it caused even nave oowsMttoa in Meobaster, as the following from tihe sa«M paper shows: Dfc J. B. Hants*, who is well known not only la Boohester but in nearly every part of America, tvitt per, a few dcMlloy tils reseiM fr>na what seemed tote oertain death. It would be Impossible to enumerate the per­ sonal Inquiries WMch have been made at our ojiee as to the validity of the article, but tbejr hare been so numerous thatjTurthei- in- vng'tfjMjnp- qt subject was Wp l̂'ph a repreanii&tfVe oft1 tlftefMper billed Hehioti deace on Andrews street, when the following interview occurred: 4-Taat ar iole of yours, Doctor, has created quite a whtrlwln J. Are the statements about the terrible condition you were in, and the way you were rescued, aueh as you can sustiinr' "Every one of then, and n*ny additional ones. 1 was brought so low by negtectiriir the first and most simple symptoms. I did not think 1 was sick. It is true 1 had l re- quent headaches; felt t>red mojtof the time; could eat nothing one day, and was ravenous the dfext: felt dull pains and my stomach was out ot order, but 1 did not think it meant anything serious. The medical profession have been treating symptoms iqgt .*ad,or dis­ eases for years, And It Is hlfh time it ceased. The symptoms i have just mentioned, er any unusual action or irritation of the water channels, indicate the approach of kidney disease more than a cough announces the comiQ; of eoiftuuption. We do not treat the cougtK bet toy t#ael$ the tang*. We MxmM not waate our tins tryitur to relieve t be head­ ache, pains about the body, or other symp­ toms, but go dlroet'y to the kidneys, tho •ouroe of most of these ailments." "This, then, is what you meant when you •aid that more than one-half the deaths which occur arise from Bright's disease, is it, Doctor.'" "Precisely. Thousands of diseases are torturing people to-day, which in reality are Bright s disease in some of Its many forms. It is a hydra-headed monster, and the slight­ est symptoms should Strike terror to every one who has them. ^1 can look bark snd W call hundreds of deaths which physicians de­ clared at the time were causei by paralysis, apoplexy, heart disease, pneumonia, malar­ ial fever and other common complaints which I see now were caused by Bright's disease." "And did all these eases hare simple symp­ toms at tiiete" "Every one of them, and might have been cured as 1 was by the timely use of the same remedy. I am getting my eyes thoroughly opened in Ibis matter, and think 1 am help, ing others TO see the facts and their possible danger also." Mr. Warner was visited at hte establish- ment on North St. Paul street. At first he was inclined the informatii disease, his ho spoke very earnestly: "It is true that Bright's disease had in­ creased wonderfully, and we find, by reliable statistic?, that from ".0 to'80, its growth was over 2.r>0 per cent. Look at the prominent men it has carried olf: Everett, Sumner, Cha-c, Wilson, Carpenter, Bishop Haven, Foiger, Colfax, and others. Nearly every week the papers record the death of some Irtominent man from this scourge. Recently, however, the increase has beea checked, and I attribute this to the general use of my remedy." "Do you think many people are afflicted with it to-day who do not realize it, Mr. War­ ner.'" "A prominent pro'ossor in a Now Orleans medical college was lecturing before his class On the subject of Bright's disease. He had various fluids under microscopic analysis and was showUST the s^u|ems what the indioar cations of this terrible malady were. 'Aq9 now, gentlemen,' he said, 'as we have seen the unhealthy indications, I will show you how it apt>car-s in a state of perfeft health,' and he submitted his own tluid to the usual test. A-> ho watched the results his counte­ nance suddenly changed--his color and com­ mand both left him and in a trembling voice he said: 'Gentlemen, ) have made a painful discovery; 1 have Bright's disease of the kidneys.' And in less than a year He was dead. The slightest indications of aajr kid­ ney diflculty should be enough to strike ter­ ror to any ene." "Yeuknow-of Er. Henion's caaef" "Yes, 1 have both read and heard of it." " It is very wonderful. Is it not?" " No mere so tbaa m great many others that have come to my notice as having been cured by the same means." "You believe, then, that Bright's disease can bo cured." "1 know it can. I knew it from nyown and the experience of thousands of promi­ nent persons who were given tip to die by both their physicians and friends." " You speak of your own experience; What was Itir" • » j " A fearful one. I had. felt languid and un­ fitted for business for years. Hut I did not know what ailed me. When, however, I found it was kidney difficulty I thought there was iittle hope and so did the doctors. 1 havo Since learned that one of the physicians of this city pointed me out to a gentleman on the street ono day, saying: 'There goes a man who will be dead within a year.' I be­ lieve his words would have proved true it I had not provident a ly used the remedy now known as Warner's Safe Cure." I)r. S. A. Lattimore, although busily en­ gaged upon some matters connected with the State Hoard of Health, of which he is one of the analysts, courteously answered the ques­ tions that were propounded him: "Old you make a chemical analysis of the case of Mr. H. H. Warner some three years ago, Doctor?" .. s' . "Yes, sir." f "What did this analysis show you?'* "The presence ot albumen and tube casts In great abundance." "Ana what did the symptoms indicate?" "A serious disease of the kidneys." "Did yon tlnnk Mr. Warner could reoover?" "No, sir, I did not think it possible." "Do you know anything about the remedy which cured him." "Tea. I have chemically analyzed it and find it pure and harmless." We publish the foregoing statements m view of the commotion which the publicity of Dr. Henion's article has caused, and to meet the protestations which have been made. The Doctor wvts curad four year* <i i<> and is well Hnd attending to his professional duties to-day. Tho standing of Dr. Henion, Mr. Warner and Er. Lattimoro in the commu­ nity is I evond question and the statements they make cannot tor a moment be doubted. Er. Henion's experience shows that i>right's disease of tne kidneys is ono o^'the' most deceptive and dangerous of all diseases, that it is exceedingly common, and that it can be cured. Men. Caster as a Ladies' Man. ' Gen. Custer was very fond of ladies' society, but was nerer what is called a "married flirt." He enjoyed the society of ladies because they were pretty, or bright, or intelligent. He was too true to liLs wife ever to have been a flirt. He visited the house of a young l dy friend of mine very frequently when he was ib New 1'ork; they liad known each Other for years, and were the best o£ friends. The waiter, William, being a new hand at the door, evidently took Gen. Custer for a beau of his young mistress, and to her great amusement always announced "the General" in the most confidential whisper and just the faintest suspicion of an approving smile. Gen. Custer said that his manner to him was that of a servant to a probable master. One day at the dinner table, the young lady asked particularly after Mrs. Custer, when she was eommg to j New York, etc., etc. Well-bred ser­ vant that he was, William almo t dropped the dish he was passing, and his complexion from charcoal turned to mahogany. 1 think he was very much disappointed, for he greatly admired the brave cavalryman, and from that day out he announced in formal tones, "Gen. Custer!" as though there had never been such a person as "the Gen­ eral" of his dreams.--Washington In­ dependent. BETWEEN infancy and the ballot-box a man tumbles into many pitfalls of error; but about the biggest mistake he ever makes with his eyes open, is when he goes carefully aloog, with the lan­ tern of reason in one hand, the staff of prudence in the other, seeking happi­ ness in the pathway of matrimony, and. then, like an old fool, tells his wife what a staving good cook his mother is. relief Lieut states: "Fori rheumatism. During thebad suffering was terrible. I' np. Borne one suggested I St. Jacobs Oil. 1 tried it i rapid. In half an-hour 1 could stand I no longer suffer with the pains.' Parisiau Confidence time. FES "ML P. 1'MI 'ORLISFT WE tflgp "fit#? ?-5SSSdcneo Wtfy as as a nation by conferring our name upon this system of cheating, 1 know not. The "vol a l'Americaine is played in many ways, but a quite common method' is follows: In eominfc out of a rail­ way on on the arWtal of a train from tne country, a gdbdPnatnred, un­ suspicious man is met by a gentleman bearing a bulky sack. The latter is, so he informs the first, a stranger come to Paris to amuse him­ self and see the great city. He does net know the capital, as it is bis first visit, so he says. He offers a hand­ some present to the innocent Parisian to show him "the sights." The other accepts. They enter a cafe and take a drink. The stranger suddenly mani­ fests anxiety in regard to his sack, tell­ ing the other that it contains more than '25,0)0 francs; he fears he may be robbed. So they go out to some vacant "lot near the ramparts and bury it. They commence again to drink and amuse themselves. Again the stranger is disturbed by apprehensions as to the safety of, his sack and contents. He begs his newly made friend to go and dig it up, while the owner will await him at the cafe. The innocent con­ sents, and as he himself might go away with the sack, the owner makes him leave his watch, jewels, and money as security for his speedy return. He goes and unburies the sack, which contains nothing whatever save pebbles! As to the Btianger, he has long since disappeared with the securities, and the unsuspicious innocent never sees him again. This "dodge" is a stupid one, well known to every Parisian, re­ counted in the daily papers at least a dozen times each year--and yet it al­ ways succeeds, and always will succeed in certain cases.--J. J. $088, in Week­ ly Magazine. :• 4*0 or Hte wftMrtt _ it is lost, perhaps sever to whit a priceless boon it _ ought to cherish it, that lite worthless blank to us. Many that flesh is heir to, and imnttnsome. sceh aa eoasL_, or the lungs) and other serofu masses, find a complete cure la _ fwee's "Golden Medical Discovery" all other remedies have railed. Dr* plsv*|*s pamphlet on consumption mailed for two stamps. Address, World's DbpSMary SSedt. w*l Ahwwcuu, Buffalo, N. ¥. A ?? oper? class the one \ -acts. --tUmton Putt. i betwsSritfce All Ken Are Llsrs," said David of o!d. He was probably prompted to make the above i emark after trying some unreliable catarrh remedy. Had he been permitted to live until the present day. and tried i r. Sage's Hornedy, he might have )<ad a better op.nion of mankind. We c'alm severe attack of hiliousMsa, aa& that no case of cata rh can withstand the to me that the remedy *My fama;Bsel**j»U*r matientaMU,a^ t . "My wifsl" . . WlW?* * ^ "Was a veiy picM? Moods!* ' '!•'/1 Twenty years sgo, becama $ "BaOowl* ' " Withered and ngedi^f* Before her time, froift "Malarial vapors, though she made \ ticntar complaint, not being of the ktbd, yet causing me great unaisiags#. "A short time ago I purchased yoilr r edy for one of the childr^ \ who had i * The Art of Getting Vigorous simple piece of advice, No elaborate system of you lack vigor, use sys­ tematically that p'.easant promoter of it. Ho* tetter's Stomach Bitters. If you take this hint, and do not commit any excesses, there is no reason why you should not gain in strength, appetite, and weight. Hosts of whilom invalids are to-day bnildini; a foundation for years of vigorous healtii with this sound and thorough renovator of a dilapidated physique and failing energy. Dyspepsia is eradicated by It, and the constitution fortified against disorders to which, if it were exposed, it must surely succumb- notably malarialf ever. Rheumatism, inactivity if the kidneys and bladder, nervousness, and their various symp.oms, disappear when it is used with persistency, not abandoned alter a brief and irregular trial. , The ftulterix Tre«L i, • ' ' 1 Mulberry .trees three and four years old will yield to the acre 50,000 pounds of leaves, enough to feed 1,000,000 silkworms. Each female produces an average of 300 eggs. The lowest cal­ culation, one in ten, gives 100,000 fe­ males, yielding 20,000,000 eggs, weigh­ ing 40,000 eggs to the ounce, ftOO ounces. Eggs sell at from $1.50 to $2 an ounce. The lowest possible yield of eggs per acre is between $900 and $1,00 ). If, however, the cocoons are reeled off, the profits, after deducting all accidents and expenses, are safely calculated at $2,000. These figures apply to California and the Southern States. --Philadetphia Press. magic eilects tf this wonderful medicine. One trial of it will convince you of itselfioacy. By druggt-t-; fifty cents. THK fame that comes from hanging is but HEMGJTE^HONORJ-JAFEICORTIM*^^ DR. JOHN MILL'S SnitfsTiiiiGSTn] FOR THE OURS OP FEVER and AGUE Or CHILLS and FEVER, lit ALL RNLNRIAL SISEJISES The proprietor of this eslsbratsd rotdft- eine justly elsiaa for it a saperierity ever all remedies ever offered to the puhlis te the SAFE, CSKTAUT, SPEEDY aad FE*> XAHKJTT »ars of Ague and Fsvsr, or Chills and Faver, whether of short or loag stand­ ing. Ss refers to tho entire Western sad Southern oonntry to hear him testimony to the truth of the assertion that ia no esse whatever will it Sail to ours if ths direc­ tions are striotfy followed and oarrisd out. In a great many oasss a single doss has been sufficient for a oure, and whole fami­ lies have beencuredby a single bottle, with a perfect restoration of the general health. It is, however, prudent, end in svsry case mors certain to sure, if its use is continued in smaller doses for s week or two after the disease has beea cheeked, more especially in difficult aad long-standing oasss. Usu­ ally this medicine will not require any aid to keep ths bowels ia good order. Should the patient, however, require a cathartic mcdioine, after having taken < doses of ths Tonic VEGETABLE fioient. BULL'S SABSAPABILLA is the old and reliable remedy for impurities of the blood and Scrofulous al!ocuens--tb.e King of Blood Purifiers. DR. JOHH BULL'S VEGETABLE WOBM DESTB0YEK is prepared ia ths form ef attractive 1 as 1 found thatonrliUJe girii had - ,«j t.-4 "Lost!" ^ "Her sallowness, and leokedw* i new-blown daisy. WeD, the told. My wife to-day time beauty with compound interest, and is^ now as handsome a matron (if I do myself) as can be fonnd in this c< which is noted for pretty women. have only Hop Litters to thank for I "The dear creature jast looked shoulder and says, *1 can flatter ^uat|t|j j days of our courtship,* and that rem! j that there might be Si^re pretty I my brother fanners would do as done." "*•' Hoping you may long be spared good 1 thankfully renuini ' C. hlUOfe BsumtVKUi Prinee George Co., lid., - May A SVNone genuine without a bunch of m Heps oa the white label. Bliun Mhrna M onous stuff with "Hop" or "Hope" 1« their NEWSDEALERS"" CHICAGO JJEDGER. It SMfc ow pluaaes reader*. For Fan eoaal intheuaitodmates. _ tr having taken three or four onio, a single dose of BULL'S FAXXLYlPXLLB will be auf- candy drops, < pleasant to the tests to the sight and OR. JOHN Striata'* • SMITH'S TONIC SYRUP, BULL'S SARSAPAfttlLA, BULL'S WORM DESTROYER, The Popular Remedies of ths Day. Principal Office, SSI Mala 8t., LOUISVILLE, KY. U EXPLANATION, With aLittleCcfflfflon Sense AJvic?. Ho Who Becomes a Treaauror of Money for Another la Reapon- aible for a Safe Return. How much more responsible is he who has in charge the health and life of a human briu?. We have considered well the responsibility, and our ALlEirS LUNG bAl- ,which for tweatr«Ave years has bean fa- DELICATE diseases of etthsr EM. however fnduoed, speedily snd permanently oured. Consultation free. Book three (Set.).stamps. 1 World's Iiispensary S&dical Association, buf­ falo, H. Y. ' CVCLONKS are bcoominjr so plenty out West that almost every poor family can afford to have one.--Biaifttrd Mail. Important. When you visit or leave New York City, save Bagmre ExpressaKe and Carriage Hire, and stop at the Grand Union Ifctel, opjtoslte Orand Central Depot: fioo elegant rooms fitted up at a cost of ono million dollars, rcduced to $1 and upwards per day. European plan, Elevator, Hextaurant supplied with the b«Bb. Horse cabs, stage, and elevated railroad to all depots. Fami­ lies can live better (or less money at the Orand Union than at any first-class hotel in the city. WHY is an empty whisky barrel like Hades? Cecatiso tt is the plaoe of departed spirits.-- tiff. • ̂ * Horwi'ord'ft Acid Phosphate, FOR SICK HKADACHK. , ' Dr. N. 8. Head, Chicago, says: "I think itli a remedy of the highest value in many forms of mental and nervous exhaustion, attended by sick headache, dyspepsia and diminished vitality." WHEN a yountr man Is Angering the cash left him by his grandfather, can It be said he is reveling in his ancestral hauls? PHJTSICIANS prescribe Lydla E. Plnkbam'S Vegetable Compound. ABOUT the only chin awaiting the Initiatory labor of the barber is the urchin.--Hartford Journal. "Put up" at the Osnlt House. The business man or tourist will find flrcb- elass accommodations at the low price of S8 and 83.50 per day at the Gault House, Chica­ go, corner Clinton and Madison streets. This far-fained hotel is located in the center of tho city, only one block from the Union Depot. E l e v a t o r ; a l l a p p o i n t m e n t s f l r s t - c l a c s . v ' i H. w. Hovr, Proprietor.j I i ^ A Blood I'urifler. As a blood purifier the Compound Oxygen Treatment of Dra. turkey & l alen, HO* Gl- rard tt., Phila., has no cquaL It is taken by inhalation, and gives a larger supply of oxy­ gen to the lung'* than ls.conlained in common air, and t-o rapidly purit.es the blood and vital­ ises the whole system. Write for a Treatise S|D Cowpourtd Oxygen. It wilt be sent fireo. Coughs and UiutrteiiMi. *.e irritation which Induces coaching im­ mediately relieved by use of " Iiroum's Hron- chial Troche*." Sold only in boxes. in preparlnv < SABtTwhlcl) rorably kno« rorably known aa one ot the beat and purest remedies for all Throat and Lun* Diseases, we are particular to nse notbinc bnt Me beat ingre­ dients. MO OPIUM la any form enters it* com­ position- It la to your Interest to atand by the old and tried remedy, ALLEN'S LUN<J AAL- BAM, aad see that a bottle is always ksat sn h snd for Immediate usa. RK AD THK NlbOl- ,NGNEW EVIDENCE: ADDISON. Pa., April ?. UBS. ; I took s violent cold and it settled on my lungs, *0 mu~h so that at limes I spit blood. ALIJ£N'8 LUN(i UALSAM was recommended to me as a good remedy. I took "• and am now sound and well. Yours resi>ect(ully, A. J. HILEMAN. AUDISON, Pa.. April. 183S. A. J.COLBOM. Esq., Editor of the tkmin-nel fltriUdt writes: I can recommend ALLEN'S LUNG HALHAlir as being the best remedy for Colds aad Coughs I ever used. ASTORIA, Ills., April 6,1KSR. 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