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McHenry Plaindealer (McHenry, IL), 3 Feb 1886, p. 8

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fc k, wttvn. hotUrj wlth ooarM knots in it larger titan * (Ma off all hts old clothes for iltik dogs and then tell hiio the morning paper at the Wf the pile, and don't have •lore than a dosen different places iuf iiio uuiiOn-iiuOk. I>on*t communicate unpleasant news •t ask a favor before eating. The heart Is not easily touched when the Stomach Is empty. Don't gather up all hie receipts and notca that he has put carefully away on the sitting room table--and tuck them in the tire the moment his back Is turned. Don't leave hair in the comb, or your neck curl? where they will stick |0 the hair-brush. Don't put a long hair on the soap or Is his tooth-brush purposely. Don,t ever tell a man he has pretty legs. Men who have been known to bear up under facial com pi I me n taXai 1 completely when* they realise their legs are noticeably good Don't, put pins in your curl papers or !*t your crimping pins dangle on your forehead. They are abominations, and feminine implements of warfare that men despise. Don't waste your breath in useless Vituperation against his favorite chum. Cultivate the chum--ostensl bly---when your husband Is not around, and matters will assume a different aspect. Don't monopolize every hook In the -eloset. Graciously tende< him crie nail for his very own--and then, in mercy, bang your "Mother Hubbard," your pelerine, your shopping bag and your bonnet In some other place. Don't be unreasonab'y vexed If he Is not ready for church as soon as you are. If he doesn't start to get ready till the bell begins to ring you mustn't expect the same result as with yourself, who had the whole mornirg before you. Don't tell a man he is good looking. Some other wo-nan probably will some time, and in that case he won't know that her opinion concurs with yours. He carries a pocket hand glass now, and he wl.l shortly become,, addicted to perjamas. ' Don't ask him where he has been the moment he enters the house, or where lie Is going if he starts out for a walk before breakfast. It nettles him, and men hate to have such pointed questions sprung upon them. Besides that we live under a tree flag. Don't impose upon your husband Just because he is good enough to assist you a little in your housework. Don't leave the stove-haiulle In the red-hot stove, and dou't ask fiim to empty the aah hod. Draw a Un* on the ash bod and don't run a free horse to death. Don't ask him to walk the floor with t|ie baby half the night. A man who tramps industriously around a billiard table three nights in the week, or buys an admission ticket to the opera, can't be expected to be on duty at home the other three nights. Have mercy on him, and give the man a chance to racuperate. " > Don't disturb your husband while be Is reading his morning or evening paper, by asking foolish questions. He may be only reading the latest •candal or divorce suit, but he-is just as much Interested as though it was foreign news or market reports. Be patient, and when he comes across any­ thing he thinks you "can comprehend perhaps he may read it to you. Don't be inexplicit In giving direc­ tions. When you ask him to go up stairs for your portemonnale, tell him l| Is either on the table, or in the • further corner of the left haud side of tbe upper burearf drawer, or In the pocket of your brown dress In the eloeot. < He will have no trouble in finding It--if you can tell him just where It Is, especially tho pocket.-- Berate* E . jglf Alit» DESCRIPTIONS. ^ FUR and CLOTH CAPS, BLANKETS, ROBES. S A Full Lineof Gloves and Kittens, Warn Lined Shots and Onrsbow, FELT BOOTS AND OVERS, ill sizes and grades. Liberal discounts on the above tor the next s two weeks. Our .arge Spring Stock of oes, Hats and Caps, Just arriving. WHI have tho largest and best assortment of Wall Paper,1: Borders to Match., Ceiling Paper With'Borders, and Corner Decorations. OUR STOCK OF G 3Et O €3 m&WL X St Is alway new, of extra quality, and at reasonable prices. We keep none but Sun (Hired Tea, at 35, 50 and 60 cents per poultid. We are headquarters lor Ohick's Celebrated. R O C K F O H D . F L O U R , All grades, warranted, and delivered free. In addition to above we constantly carry a heavy stock of BRAN, MIDDLINGS, SHORTS, SALT, OIL MEAL, CORN, OATS, WOOj|, ETC. Bonslett &6 Stoffel. West McHenry, 111., Jan, 27th, 1886. GEO. W. BESLEY, r S* V GLASS 1-^GLASSt We keep Glass of atlsfzee constantly on-band. Special sizes cut without extra charge. JOHN I. STOBT, Five Gallons V150 test Oil for 65c at Bonslett & Stoflel'*. RIP VAN WINKLE SPECIFIC This is not a Cur© All. Puta8ureand Permanent Cure for RHEUMATISM. West McHenry, Illinois --.DEALER IN-- Brags, llediines, Paints, Oils, Toilet Articles, &c. Choice Confectionery. The finest lineof Pure Oandies to be 16und in the county 1 best brauds ot Cigars aud Smoking and ("hewing Tobacco always hand. _ Physicians Prescriptions carefully compounded. The on GEO. W. BESLEY. 'if -- f c t * L . T ? a - r a n t e < ; d t o * l v e I m m e d i a t e r>U«f. «Pd perform a permanent cure if uned tts I f " new principle, dis. gWtWa»BW yearsof patient study and experiment •M tSNH Mr* truly marvelous. We r-iimn that oy remedy has a »pecifl<- action upon the fluid# pFtiwbpfly.^agpWng moisture to the tissues and jfoaUaffected by the disease. Nd SHBSJSr*Y2Sfi r?<"a>n after a cure by Ht¥ A trial Of a single bottle will convince SmJC* SSSERTF.'al noi 10,(1 half Its ?®i.^52rt^orn^e- F°r ^ LIMMEY MEDICINE CO., CHENOA, ILLINOIS. M da Mt fBifrt that our claim* fir the Specific are contrary to all past experi- Mee w the treatment of Rheumatism. In lact It til long before we ourselves became con. •taMd that It could be possible that a single I »H<JTeoald perform radical cures, where UM.aMt«OiiMnt physicians had tailed. Not- -WiltotS&ding all this we are now convinced, M<f We tert Also convinced every one who tea* IHd it, that It is a Wonderful Medicine. W4JHMrtM Ma urge theafHicted to correspond WttfcMW who have given their voluntary la furnished on application as to its w* • -% fi • SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN The most popular Weekly newspaper devoted «o science, mechanics, engineering discoveries, in­ ventions and patents ever published. Every nnm- E. LAWLUS, wiimormaiioB wtticb no person should be withou The popularity of the SciENTinc AMERICAN ... sucn that its circulation nearly equals that of all other papers of its class combined. Price. 93.20 a If mru °'nbs. Sold by all newsdealers. MUNK ft CO., Publishers, No. 361Broadway, N. Y. Munn <t Co. have AI IN | X alao had Thirty m 1,11 1 Sight years' practice Before the Patent Office and hare prepared more than On® Hundred Thou­ sand applications tor patents in the United b t&tes and foreign countries. Caveats, Trade-Marks, Copy-rights, Assignments, and all other papers for securing to inventors their rights in the United States, Canada, England, France, Germany and other foreign countries, pre­ pared at short notice and on reasonable terms. Information as to obtaining patents cheer- I fully given without charge. Hand-books of 'information sent free. Patents obtained tbronfh Mann & Co. are noticed in the Scientific American free. The advantage of such notice is well understood by all persons who wish to dis­ pose of their patent*. Address MUNN ft OO.. Office ScJLUTlFIO AXKHICJLN, 361 Broadway, Mew York. Send 10 cents postage and we will mail you free a royal, valuable, Rample box of poods that will put you in the way ot making ... , more money at once, ihitn anything else in America. Botli ae.\«s o| aJi ages can live at h'uue nnd ^vort. in aimrc ump or all the time. Capital not required. We will start you. Immense piy sure (<»r those who start at once. STINPON a CO., fortiaud, iuuie HOLDS THE FORT A8 \ CUTTTER. lie makes tSuits to ordes of the '•est I 'lothf, Foreign or Demes- tic. AT TEE LOWEST PRICES That good Goods can be sold at." < IIB Cleans and Repairs Clothes Neatly and on short notice. Give Me a, Oall. |. LAWLU8. McHenry, Jan. 19th, lg86. i -M'.- v'\ • ' ̂ ' ^ > i & t/- tr' & i r \ s ^ W ' ' *"•' js»a4'- MoHENBY. ILL. * STOCK, , : • • " . ' ' " " • ̂ ' LOWEST PRICKS, --OCK AKIiUAL GRAND-- , J Will be continued this month, during which many May be obtained Extra Discounts < On many articles, an in­ spection of which is respect­ fully solicited. HENRY COLBY. JOHN B. BLAKE, -- DEALER IN-- 1 nave one of the largest stocks of all kinds of Fu niture alway, on " MY PRICES WILL BE Xiowor Than tiie Lowest. Persons wishing to buy Furniture of an^ kind, will save irom 5 to'lo per cent, by gieing me a call. A full assortment of C-dIEuh and Cast etsalways on haud. Hearse furnished at reasonable rates. JOHN B. BLAKE. mmw wf <5 * # 4 v. 'i/' THE WORLD'S BEST. FOR SALE BY . ^ JOBZI 1 STORY. '<! ; --DEALER IN--- MclIENRY, ILLINOIS. =». I>EALfiR3 IN Furniture of ! W est MoHenry, e have oiW ot the Largest Stocks of Furniture of all kinds lo. be fouud in the county, aud our prices will be as Low as The lowest; We keep none but the best and persons wishinsr to buy Fnrnittiffe of any kind will save money by giving usa call. We also keep a tull line of.samples of GARPETS, CARPETS, And can sell you one from the cheapest grade to a Brussels, as heap a?» any house out side of Chicago. Give us a call and we are .ure we csm save you money on anything in our line. iMl A full Assortment of COFFINS and CASKETS always cn baud t^"A Fine New Hearse Furnished at most Reasonable Rites. JUSTEN BROS. $ West BfrHenry, Nov. 25th, 1885. CHICKS BY Vlih 4li«v Mo^t Perfect nml SIICCQS*" ' Imitation ot* the lieu* O -FC-4. AIG FOLDING LEMCUOATOR. watching. Simplicity Itself. Solampi- h> cM.lode.' Nolmtieriog. cl.wkwurk. rivnlHlorn. WL- (Iniwrr* ,.r <•,«. rrlvances toget out of order. So .:UM ur exiMirlcu.-.;, mid very 11.. i- »',.! !h, m.^raMne %• ,Tli'n. Hatclies all fertile ck'^s. Tl>o upper portion folds buck lid of • uuiik. The etV* i Placed In si 111'st on natural soli In tin' lowci porMuii und rpculve lliu ne«i> CBSH.-y hem from atank of warn, wa.erlnWic l.d Properheat IgmalS italiioa by drawing oil! a part of tl.e water iwl. e a d .y a i refill with boiling water, about lO quarts at a time for smaller »l!ie. ^ EARLY HATCHED CHICKS Sell at from 50c to $1 p®r Pound. chrui>vtit mid m««it endly H paying imtcS tUeNM Bsuuiii|(e«fi candidate for public favor. The CrufR Ii)cul>«i!or ciin -• - ' M*y1 »r ft most profitalile honie Industry^ It retjulreii Vlie Vea'st 'iMwiSlVle capl'tiX run with prolit at any aeason. Any per«onaliotnVlTiHv. _ tin; lu st time. It hatches in from ia to it days, audeuuai work of tho hen. LADICS.T7!"1 thon»«nd« who »re itnijnrllnirfor peeutilarr bHVIbOt Independence wllltlnd artllMai reartnif of poulirr Doi-s not Interfere with household dm i the meals can heat water for an inculiaior. 42 KOUKSOJ} STREET, Minimis. Tenn.--Kroin 20OCBKS I hatched iy; Chicks In the Craig Incubator. 1 know It Is t lie best one made. Your plans for brooder arc uncxrcllcd. 1). C. HATCH. HOPET»AL«. 111.--Third trial, out of 78 egg" hatched 6ii chicks. Had very good suueess first trial. Nev­ er had a finer lot of chicken*. HELEN OKNDORFF. SHAKOK, 111.--Your incubator beats all the hens for hatching. 1 set 145 eggs under hens and have poulu ..capita. The same lire that prcparM *) chicks. 1 set 101 In lncnharar and have 97 good, healthy clilcka as a result. C. \V MAYS. RivrETox, Nch.--Hatched ON '•rood M get my hand In. fully ID) per cent of all put In. Ho trouble to keep nil ««v. n teiupei* luru. Shall run li all winter. K. VAN DKL'SEN. ELTSARSTUTOWN-. N. V.--I»R (Mt lng the Craig Incubator 1 onilda my first attempts at artificial in batlon a complete success. •. WALTER i)Ul(AND>r 1 OO EGG-tt SIZJJ lit tow •• •• fit BOO . •• SO .*"* " fl SO « W LOO Fs Ds CRAIG, S5®PACTuiu$B. North Evinstorif SEND 4 CENTS IK STAMPS FOB CATALOUL'! Contains more useful poultry Information than any «S hoolc. Dtacrtba ^̂ VoTCMcirsi"isSi"st.is;£vrf.«:"i'iv DONTYOU FOEGETIT! MA W. SMITH, X ' -OF- Woodsfoek, - « Illinois^ Barketl by Millions of montiyi O0M too INDEMNITY aguinst damage by ¥ Ire, Lightning, Wind Storms, CYCLONES AND TORNADOES. Drop me a postal card and I will visit Ton; eall on me and I will write yon a policy, ana wuen either or any of these destructive ele­ ments devastates ypur property, happy will you be If yon hold one of my policies, foj* 1 will sureiy visit you, and .minister untolyou. Will not forsake you. ASA W. HMT1H, Om'l lnnumee Ap* FEED CUTTERS. Tits Belle City takes tbe lead; the LMUllftStW * 0W4 c. G. ANDREWS. GENERAL illCIIONEEl, SPRING GROVE ILL. Sales ot Stock, Farming Tools and Goods of all kinds attended to on the most BEASQMBLI TKBlfg -. . AND \ Satisfaction Guaranteed. ('all on or Address / C. C. Andrews, Spring ck0VBf *t"ing 3t»re, Sept. 80th, 18m, u-tutm BOOTS AND SHOES! My Fall and Winter Stock is flow compete, consisting of Men Women's, Misses aud Chidren's Fine and Staple Snoes io al the atest styles. Mens, Boys, and Youths Stoga Kip, Veal Sip, and Calf Soots, Rubber Boots; Gum Boots, Men's, Women's, Misses'and Childreu's Buckled Arc­ tics, Alaskas, Selt-Actinar Alaskas, Fancy Kubbers and Arctics in all the latest novelties. Men's Felt Boots, Siberian Boots, Beaver Frj| Boots, Wool-lined Boots in Fine, Kip and Grained Leather; in f*ct everything usually found in a first-class Boot and Shoe store. We makea specialty of Ladies and Gents. We Keep the Selz Celebrated W * The best in the market ; also the Ludlow, and other stamtai makes. YV e have a tremendous stock, can fit you in any kind ot Bool or Shoe, and we know that our way down Low Cash Pi ices wtll iusl please you. Remember the place is at the Old Reliable (;nsh Store Cor. Main Street and Public Square, Woodstock III r^ar-*t q --House Established 1^65." ' * ^ ' ' W. H. OWICHT.

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