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McHenry Plaindealer (McHenry, IL), 10 Mar 1886, p. 7

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FCEMLSCENCES OF PUBLIC HEN. BY BKH: PEBLET POOBE. ¥ #ea. Belknap was the greato*<*ite- ent at Washington in the summer of 876, and the question then came up. fhat was to become of him? The im­ peachment proved a failure. Carpentey r ':$|or the defense and Lord for the pros- , ^cution made their mark; the former jt^kould have been more impressive had Ahere been less effort at wit and humor. , It is not remembered that these are ele- fnents generally introduced into trial's pf such a character and before such ̂ tribunal. Neither Burke nor Sheridan jn the great impeachment case of War- ten Hastings (and their efforts cn that ion would, without other tran- endent claims, have immortalized 1 hair tnemory) indulged in either, and there • were some elements in the Belknap case that gave it an air of solemnity and pathos that the other lacked. The bar­ gain made by Marsh with the first wife; - the huckstering and business matters growing out of it, talked about and dis­ missed over her coffin; the marriage of the Secretary soon after with the sister of the then dead wife; the frequent and enormous sums paid by Marsh to him; the ominous hints whispered about the ysterious interviews at the Arlington: he hurried exposure; the frantic efforts avoid it; the malignant gratification shown by th=i Marshes--"we built the foundation on which they grew; we'll hnrl them from it into a quicksand from which they will never emerge"; the ad­ missions of guilt made by the unhappy Secretary at a moment when, as it had been suggested, he was contemplating suicide; the imprisonment in his own house; the watch set upon him to pre­ vent his escape: the measured tread of sentries before his door; their style of living; the fact of their appearance at a large dinner party at the Freemans' mansion, adjoining the Arlington (where the very day after, the testimony of the Marshes was taken), when their haggard looks and nervous manners excited gen­ eral comment, which was not entirely silenced by their early departure on the plea of indisposition; the first effort at manliness on the part of the fallen Sec­ retary, begging that the women might be spared, and he alone be allowed to assume the responsibility; the after­ thought, as evidenced by the insinua­ tions and vague statements made by counsel in the course of his argument, that it might by possibility happen that the Secretary would allbw the respon­ sibility to be placed where it was gen­ erally understood it, in ]>art, at least, belonged, no matter at what sacrifice to •• his dignity and feelings; his appearance one day at a Cabinet meeting and the next day held as a prisoner in the dock of the Police Court, waiting for five long hours the appearance of friends to bail him out; all these presented elements of such a character ns to give the case a singular and sad peculiarity, which we look for in vain in that of any other known to our records of criminal juris­ prudence. Nor was all this palliated in any way by the conduct and manner of the alleged criminal. He saw the point and smiled sympathetically at every effort of his counsel to be witty and amusing, while another party at home claimed sympathy from her friends by the strange announcement that, "it was such a shame that the politicians should be allowed to proseciAe such a man as Gen. B. in such a manner; the Presi­ dent ought to interfere and prevent it !" The Freedmen's Bureau played an important part in the great drama of reconstruction. Gen. Howard, its head, one of the best and bravest of men, wa> deficient in executive ability, and had but a superficial insight into character. The consequence was that about one- third of the subordinate officers of the bureau were kind-hearted but inefficient, and another third were adventurers, who were, to use an army phrase, "on the make." They demanded money for the negotiation of labor contracts between the planters and their former slaves, and they pocketed percentages on their dis­ bursements. The chief defect in the organization of the bureau was . that it was neither wholly civil nor wholly military, and as such the army had pretty much the same contempt for it that it had for the Christian and sani­ tary commissions, and complied with its requisitions even more grudgingly. They had for their care the white sol­ diers, while the bureau lobked after the negroes, whom the arn^y regarded with little sympathy. "v* George Washington, when President of the United States, made some invest­ ments in real estate in the city which bore his name, then being laid out in the woods. He purchased two lots in s^u we 634, north of the Capitol (on which the elongated buildings of Admiral Wilkes stand), for $968, although he says in a note to his wife: "But in this price I was favored, on condition that I should build two brick houses, three stories high each. Without this reduction, the • selling price of those lots would have cost me about $1,350. These lots, with the buildings thereon, when completed, will stand me in $15,000 at least." George Washington also belonged to a "real estate pool," that purchased a large quantity of land on the eastern branch, which they hoped to make a commercial quarter of the metropolis. Washington owned lots Nos. 5, 12, 14, and 15, the last three water lots in square 667, containing together 34,438 square feet. These he described as "ad- vantagepusly situated, and valued at 12 cents the square foot." President Lincoln, before he issued his Emancipation Proclamation, was be­ set by a swarm of arrogant Republican Congressmen, who assumed to be his providentially anointed teachers, but he avoided making an abrupt issue with them, and with hy» quaint, unfailing humor parried their fiercest importunity Wendell Pliillips, who called to see him soon after denouncing him in a public speech as the "slave-hound of Illinois," was sent away reconciled and submis­ sive to the Executive's policy, though, personally, Mr. Lincoln avoided taking him by the hand. There was nothing heard from Phillips after that about the Illinois slave-hound, but he told the other radicals that Lincoln's position was really one of great difficulty, and ho was doing the best he could. "Ah! Mr. Phillips, you have a great deal to say, what do you want?" was the question with which the tall backwoodsman, who •was President of the United States, probed the scholarly radical of Boston, who was talkative in proportion as he WW irresponsible, to the quick. Mme. Greville. "In her days of "maidenhood," says the New York Commercial Advertiser, referring to Mme. Greville, "she was a teacher in a Russian family; her father, a native of Normandy, was for years a professor in the University of Peters­ burg, whose feminine head was, like so many Slavs, eccentric, tyrannical, and cruel. This 'lady' ordered Madamoi- tlie forme}.', Hying into a rage, declared that if she did not obey her instantly she would have her flogged by her seris. The teacher replied with perfect composure: 'Have it done thoroughly then, madame; for, if I die not under the lash, I will proclaim your savagery to all the world.' The petticoated des­ pot hesitated, and the teacher, who felt her danger in a place so remote, lost no tiBre iaJlying from the place." selle Fie office, w atury hich to perform some menial she refused, whereupon The Pretty Baby. "Isn't he a pretty baby, John ? See. just look at liim," and the mother holds up the tiny creature to papa, who kisses and fondles him lovingly. j "Yes, Kate, he is a pretty babyf but Tom was a pretty baby, too, you Re­ member." , "Yes, Tom was a pretty baby--evenr- l»ody said so," and she . glances across the room at a sunny-faced 4-year old, "but Willie is not like Tom. Willie's, hair is light and his eyes," looking wist­ fully into the baby's face, "are dark, and so deep, that when I look in them I am almost afraid, they have such a far-awpy light, tliey seem to see something we cannot." , "Oh, nonsense! don't think of that. He'll grow up to be a fine fellow. But, Kate, I wouldn't think so much altoui him, he's a dear, good, little fellow, but I wouldn't worship him, it isn't right." "As if I could help it," the mother says, reproachfully, pressing the slight form closer and looking into the dark even yearningly. A month passes away, and one day they stand beside a small, white casket, within which the pretty babv is sleep­ ing. Ah, the mother's eyes were sharp, and when friends said. "What beautiful bright eyes he has," she saw the far­ away look and knew it as the light that never was on land or sea. - "Oh, John, John!" she moaned, "I knew lie wasn't long for this world. I could see it in his eves. Oh, mv prettv baby!" "" i "Yes, dear, you were right," says papa, and there is a quiver in the firm voice; "if it had pleased God to have left him w ith us we would have cared for him the best we could, but we mhst give him up, for it is His will, and He knows what is best for us." "Yes, I know it." and she stoops and cuts a tiny wisp of hair from the baby's head. "Oh, John, you said I wor­ shiped him. I did, oh, I did, and, God forgive me, I can't be sorry for' it now,he was such a dear, pretty baby." Years pass on. Otlvgr babies are born. They are all pretty babies, every one who sees them savs thnt, but none are like the baby with the far-away look. As they grow up they love to gather around mother's chair, and she never tires telling of the dark-eved baby who went to live with God. And, when with childish curiosity they open the Bible to look at the pictures, and find between the leaves a tiny wisp of hair tied with a white satin-ribbon, they touch it reverently and whisper beneath their breath: "The pretty baby." > Years still pass on. The children grow to be sturdy men and women, and as the mother watches them she some­ times thinks. "If he hail lived he would have been such a beautiful man," and then she smiles and is glad that in Heaven there is no time, and no matter how the others may change he is still the pretty babv. One day they gather around her bed, and looking in each other's face mourn­ fully whisper: "She is dying." She stretches her thin hand toward the table on which the ' old Bible rests, and they say: "The baby's hair." They place it in her hand. She kisses it tenderly t and a bright light conies into the dim old eyes, and they say: "What does she see?" She smiles and w hispers: "The.prettv baby." They place the wisp of hair on her breast and fold thejwrinkled hands upon it, and tenderly lav her by tli9 side of the pretty baby.--M. Quad. The Colored Sexton. The sexton of a Baptist Church in a large Western city was a good colored brother, who rarely took part in tin- social religious meetings of the society; but when lie did, all present held th« ir breath, for it was well known that someone was to l>e "hit on the head," and great amusement was in store for the others. On this particular occa sion the subject of the prayer meeting was "Christian Humility." Mr. Bas- com, one of the wealthiest church m?m bers, while leaning on his gold-headed cane and toying with his elegant watch chain, concluded his remarks, with great affectation of humility, by saying: "If I ever should be so favored as to reach heaven at. all, it seems to me that place in the most remote section, the most obscure corner, of that blissful re­ gion would be infinitely more than deserve. And when the call comes to roe to 'go up higher,'it seems to me shall feel like putting my hand upon my mouth, and my mouth in the dust, arid crying out, 'Unclean! unclean!' " When he was seated, the colored brother rose in the rear of the room, and slowly advancing, faced the audi: ence, and thus addressed them: "Brud- ders an' sisters, when T hears de angel Gabri'l blow de trumpet a-callin' me home, 'pears to me 111 be so powerful glad I'll just call out, 'Hoi' on dar, Ga­ bri'l ; I hears de trumpet, an' I's comin' mighty quick!' An' it 'pears to me I'll be so bustin' full ob joy I'll jest go shoutin', skippin', leapin' right up to de front ob de throne as fast as I kin git dar. An' dar I'll stan' wid de white robes on, a-wavin' de palm branches, an' a-shontin' 'Glory! glorv! glory! glory to de Lambdat was slain!' For what do de Scriptures say? 'Who are dese in white robes?' 'Dey what came up through great tribulations.' Down here de black skin an' de great tribu lations; up dar de white robe an' de joy for ebermore. Now, my bmdders an' sisters, what do de Scriptures say agin ? Dey say 'what though dey be black as ink' (or something to dat effec'j, 'dey shall be whiter dan snow. An' it 'pears to me I'll be so "powerful happy up dar dat I'd like to shake lian's wid all my brudders an' sisters, widout distillation ob age, color, or previous condition ob servitude--good many on 'em I hain't shook no han' wid lien but 'pears to me I'll be so occoopied aiwavin'. an' a-praisin', an' a-shoutinr hallelujah! hallelujah! hallelujah! close up on de right side ob de Lamb, dat I won't ha,l> no time to go pee kin' roun' de dark corners ob heaven to find Brud- der Baxcom."--Lynn Burdett?, in Editor's Drawer, Harper's Magazine, "LEO XIII," writes Mrs. Brewster from Rome, '% a thin, wiry man .with a fiber as strong as steel; he can stand shocks that stouter, flabbier men can­ not" ONE rich man injCjricago pays $10,000 f i»4i church. CEBIOU8 FACTS. TETK total number of Jews in the world is placed at 6,377,602, of whom 300,(KM) have their abiding-place in America. A CHALK mound from which smpke and heat issue in several places is the latest discovery in the Santa Ynez Val­ ley, north of the town of Santa Barbara, California. THE walls of Fort Sumter are re­ duced to a mass of ruins, over which twelve guns are still mounted. The Government pays $200 a month for watchmen, who keep lights burning for the guidance of mariners. A PECULIAR black paper of Siam and Burmah, made from the bark of certain trees, is used very much as are slates in Europe and America. The writing upon it may l»e rubbed out by the application bf betel leaves, just as the slate writing is erased by means of a sponge. THE cypress of Santa del Tule, in the Mexican State of Oaxaca, is said to be the oldest living thing upon the globe, which is a proposition somewhat diffi­ cult to prove. Humboldt speaks of it in 1851 as measuring thirty-four feet in diameter, 146 feet in circumference, and 280 feet between the two extremes. A WOJTDFRFCL and little-known flowei has been on exhibition at the Philadel­ phia Horticultural Society's rooms. It is called the moon flower, and bloome in the evening. From a small bud an inch long and an inch and a quarter ir diameter comes a beautiful flower foui inches in diameter. The development requires Jess than ah hour, and the budt can be seen opening. THE recent census in Massachusetts shows that out of about 350 towns 15( lose in population. The gains are it manufacturing centers, the markec lossses in the agricultural districts, anc certain compensatory gains in town* which would be expected to lose art due to their being convenient homes foi those whose business is in the cities. Nantucket threatens to become depopu lated in time. The population of tin Island has fallen from 8,064 in 1875 tt 3,143 in 1885. To PRESERVE buds of flowers a cor respondent of London Garden says "Gather the buds when nearly ready tc open, and seal up the end of the stall with sealing wax; wrap the bud in tis­ sue paper, and put in a tin box per fectly air tight. When the bud it wanted to open, cut off the sealing-wax and immerse the stalk in water to wliiel a little saltpetre has been added. I w as very skeptical as to the success of this plan w hen told of it. I have tried i' with rosebuds, however, and succeeded perfectly." A GLANCE at the market quotationi in a Mobile paper of March 11, 1865 shows that apples, in Confederate cur reney, were $60 and $70 a bushel; bacoi was $4 a pound, and butter $6 to $8 Shelby coal was $200 a ton, and Con federate candles were $10 a pound; cof fee was $60 a pound, and calico $20 < yard; corn meal was $12 a bushel, cow peas were $16, while flour ranged fron $1.30 to $'2 a pound, and wheat w as $3< a bushel^ Fresh l>eef was $2.50 a pound and fresli pork $2; lard was $3.50 anc tallow $5. Quinine was $200 an ounce and morpliine $350; onions were $70 « *ETT2B T&AN A GOLDX® LEO. ' "Miss Kilmansegg and her golden leg,1 will never be forgotten so long as the genius of Thomas Hood, with all his gen­ tle humor and tender pathos is remember­ ed, but it is doubtful if any one will ever envy the heroine of that poem her unique limb, which brought with it so many mis­ fortunes. In this prosaic age a good strong leg of flesh, bone, and muscle is much to be preferred, whether its possessor be a pro­ fessional pedestrian or a solid unassuming citizen. ^ TP"** ^*1* ' instant influences of the sea air, com- Schrock, of 672 West Lake street, Chicago, j bined mental repose and passive belongs. Mr. Shrock is a well-known dry , exercise. There are, of course, several Important. mxa you rfcrit or leave New Toft City, save baggage, exprewage, and $3 carriage hire, and stop at the Grand IJnloa Mfetcl, opposite Grand Central Depot <513 rooms, fitted up at a cost of one million- dollars, 91 and upwards per day. European plan. Elevator. Restaurant supplied with the best. Home ears, stages, and elevated rail­ road to all depots. Families can live better for less money at the Grand Union Hotel than at auy other firat-class hotel in the city. Sea Voyages for ConsnmptiTM. Long sea voyages are of great value in many cases of consumption. The patients have the advantages of the a year for a pew goods merchant, and connts himself for tunate in having a pair of good strong legs. For one of his leg* he has a peculiar re­ gard, as he came near losing it through rheumatism. Athlophoros saved it for him, however, and for that invaluable remedy he no# cherishes an almost equal regard. The story is well told by Mr. Schrock in his own words: "During the Spring of 1884 I was strick­ en with rheumatism in its very worst form, and was confined to my bed entirely help­ less for about four weeks. My leg pained me so intopely that I could not let it rest on the bed without some support. So I had a pulley attached from the ceiling and to that a sling was fastened. I could rest my leg in this, changing the height, and in that manner I managed to obtain some little relief. During the four weeks I lay in bed I tried many remedies without avail. Final­ ly I made a change and employed physi - cians. They tried their very best to give me relief, but could not. Instead of get­ ting better, I was growing worse. j "My doctor finally decided that it would be necessary to make an incision in my , thigh, and if there was not a marked im- j proveraent in my condition from that op- j e rat ion, that amputation of my leg would 1 be required. This, as you may well imag- j ine, discouraged and disheartened me be­ yond measure. About this time my wife noticed in a Richmond, Iud., paper, for j which we subscribe, the name of a personal . friend who had been cured by the use of Althophoros. She called my attention to it, ana I said at once. 'Get a bottle and try it.' She bought a bottle, the doctor was discharged and we began using it immedi­ ately. I experienced great relief iu the first few doses. In two days after I began with the medicine I was in my store attending to my business, and I have not been troubled with rheumatism since." "How much Athlophoros did you use for ; this remarkable cure, Mr. Schrock?" "About one and a third bottles. The re- maining two-thirds of a bottle is still un­ used at my house." "Don't you think it was a very quick cure for BO bad a case?" was asked. "I certainly thiuk it not only quick," an­ swered Mr. Schrock, "but wonderful, and I feel that I cannot say too much for Athlo­ phoros. I never let an opportunity pass when I can recommend it, as it surely did everything for me." Mr. Schrock is now in the best of health, and considers himself a living example of what Athlophoros can do for those whom rheumatism has brought even to death's door. If yon cannot get ATHT.OPTTOROS of your drag- gist, Ve will send it, express paid, on receipt of regular price--one dollar per bottle. We prefer BROW* Hid bushel and Irish potatoes $90; wliil< salt was $32 a bushel, and wliiaky wa; .quoted at from $65 to $150 a gallon, ac cording to quality. LIEUTENANT WISSMAN'R report of hi exploration of the Kasai River (in Cen tral Africa) is decidedly interesting. I ,is a noble stream, he says, "in sonu places 3,000 'yards wide." It flows int< the Congo at a point nearly 400 mile: .b?lo\v where Mr. Stanley supposed i did. His progress was repeatedly'^ im. peded by the "thousands of hippopofam 'bathing in the river bed." At one tim» he sailed for twenty-four hours at i stretch between two howling mobs o cannibals thronging the river bank oi either side. The women seemed evei more ferocious than the men. Finally they put off for him in canoes, beating their breasts and throwing spears. Tin light lasted six hours, and hundreds o: the natives, women as well as men, wer» killed before they abandoned the at tack. The entire region traversed, th« lieutenant reports, is more thickly pop ulated than any other part of Africa abounds in vast forests of India-rubbe: trees and is very rich in ivory. " Selling a For Farm. "There are some mighty green mei in this world," said a passenger fron the West, "and I struck one of 'em i week or two ago. If I hadn't I wouldn' be here now. Last spring I went ou into Western Nebraska and home steaded a quarter section. I hadn' seen the land,' but took it supposin' i was all right. But when I got there j found it already inhabited. About 15( acres of the 160 were covered with i prairie dog town. Well, I concluded t< settle down and see what I could do and I'm mighty glad now that I did Alxhit two weeks ago I was up to the railroad station trying to get trustee for some bacon and flour and terbacker an' feelin' right smart discouraged. ] >was out of money and grub, and th« winter was comin' on fast, an' I couldn'i see any way out of it but to eat prairi* dogs, an'they're mighty hard to catch But that day was the turning point ir my luck. While I was fit the station ai Englishman got off the cars, an' said ai liow he was out West lookin' for a plact to make an investment. Said he'e heard o' the fur business, and wantedU know if he was out in the fur countn yet. " 'Furs,' says I, 'there hain't no f-- an' just then an idea struck me, and 1 changed my tune. "'Furs,'says I, 'tliert hain't no better fur country than this or 'artli. . Just come out to my place till I show you my fur farm.' "And he went out with me, an' ] showed him the prairie dog town, an* as luck would have it, it was a bright, sunny day, an' the dogs was out scootin around by the hundred. " 'Talliin' about furs,' says I, 'whai d'ye think of that ? Fve been six yeai growin' those mink, an' hain't sold £ hide. It's all natural increase. Guess they's T>out 7,000 of 'em now, an' thej double every year. How many 'will there be in ten yecrs?' "You oughtcr st e.i that Englishman'* eyes open as he took out his pencil an' figured it up. He made 7,168,00( •uink. " 'Well,' says I, 'call it 5,000,000, tc be on the safe side. It won't cost $1 to keep 'em, either, an' if they're wortt a cent they're worth $1 apiece. There't taillions in it.' "Then we got right down to business, an' in less than an hour I had sold out (or $7,000 cash, an' the next day I paid £320 for the homestead at the Land Office, got my patent, transferred it tc bim and took the first train for th« Uast. Step into the buffer with me. partner, an' take a drink." THE agent of the Passamaquoddy In­ dians of Maine reports their number at 531, all farmers. drawbacks, the most prominent being the liability to seasickness and to bad weather, and the confinement which necessarily occurs, the monotony in oc­ cupations, the want of variety of food and of articles sometimes longed for by invalids, and the discomforts arising from the machinery in the case of steam vessels. It the patient be not liable to suffer from seasickness, and if his appetite and digestion be fair, he has a much better chance of being benefited by a sea voyage than under opposite conditions. Various condi­ tions of debility, especially those aris­ ing from excessive mental strain, are almost certain to be improved by a sea voyage.--Dr. Hobson Boose, in the Fortnightly Review. The Nineteenth Century Club la u or­ ganization that will consist of an equal num­ ber of men and women. It is hardly to be expected that they will agree on all sub­ jects; but it oan surprise no one to learn that I)r. PJerce's "Golden Medical Dis­ covery " in unanimously pronounced the most successful remedy extant for pulmon­ ary consumption, as has been demonstrated in hundreds ot cases; it posltively arrests this disease and restores health and strength, if administered in its early stages. By drug* gists. RICH men are "borne to the skies on flowery beds of Vs."--Jingo. IMPAIRED ViTALrrT.--W'heu yon feel as if tl»<: vital powers were giving way, strength gone, spirits depressed, memory failing, appetite loet, exhaustion stealing over every seuse and paralyzing every energy, then is the time to re- • sort to that powerful ally of nature, DR. WAX,K- KK'S VEGETABLE YIXEUAK BIITEKS. It soon works a glorious renovation in the svstem. THE place for people who are unable to feed tli enu^e lyes--the Tee j ee Islands. --Lowell Cour­ ier. that you buy it from your druggist, but if he hasn't it, do not be persuaded to try something else, but order at onoe from us, as directed. ATHLOPHOROS Co., 112 Wall street. New York. A Meteorological Ph noinenon. A noticeable feature in the climate of Southeastern India, according to CoL B. R, Branfiil of the London Geograph­ ical Society, is the fre iuent lightning storms, which occur daily for weeks to­ gether, before tjhe setting in of the southwest monsoon, unaccompanied by rain or by any sound of thunder. This curious phenomenon is most frequent in districts where land and sea breezes alternate with much regularity. AN Italian nobleman has offered a prize of :\000 francs for the best and most convenient instrument for improv­ ing the hearing, to be carried by per­ sons suffering from deafness. The prize will be awarded during the ses­ sions of the International Congress for otology to be held in Brussels in 1888. --Dr. Foote's Health Monthly. Not Symptoms, but. the Diiwww. It would aoem to be a tmth appreciated by all, and especially by professors of the healing art, that to remove the disease, not to alleviate its symptoms, should be the chief aim of medica­ tion. Yet in how many instances do we see this truth admitted iu theory,ignored in practice. The reasou that HosteIter's Stomach Bitters is suc­ cessful in so many cases, with which remedies previously tried were inadequate to cope, is at­ tributable to the fact that it is a medicine which reaches and removes the causes of the various maladies to which it is adapted. Indigestion, fever and ague, liver complaint, gout, rheuma­ tism, disorder of the bowels, urinary affections and other maladies are not palliated merely, but rooted out by it. It gees to the fountain head. It is really, not nominally, a radical remedy, and it endows the system with an amount of vig­ or which is its best protection against disease. Chicago'* Jealousy. When the Hon. Jefferson Storts, of the St. Louis bar, was disbarred the other day, he remarked, theat: ically: "I go, like Marius, but like him, I WJII return to gaze upon the ruins." Doubt­ less he intends to return to St. Louis ten years hence.--Chicago Inter Ocean. - __ MY son, when you run for office re member that a lump of sugar will at­ tract more flies than can light on it. This is the first great lesson in Ameri­ can politics. --M(ic:,n Telegraph. IN spite of four famines in India in the last twenty-four years, which killed off millions of the population, the num­ ber of inhabitants steadily increased as a whole. IT is said that the bang is purely Turkish. Co off. lhe bang is more likely traceable to Greece. A Woman's Age. A woman, it is said, is no older than she looks. Many women, however, look C.ouMo their ucturtl aye by reason of those function­ al disorders which wi ar upon the nerves and vitality, and which, ir unchecked, are liable to change the most robust woman to a weak, broken-down insalid. l»r. Pierce s'• Favor­ ite Prescription" will positively cure every irregularity and weakness peculiar to the tex and requires but a sintrle trial to prove Its 'surpassing merit. Price reduoed to on* dollar. Uy druggists. RIOT, strawberries and carpete should always be put down with alacrity.--York JoumiL V roiii oun& or middle-aged men, suffering froiti uervous debility or kin .red iitlcctions. Should address, with 10 cents in stamps, lor large treatise. World's Uispen.-ary Medical Association, 803 Main street, UuU alo, K. Y. XT is astonishing how long it takes a hired 5irl to scrub a front window:--Kentucky State ournaL ATEB'8 Pills are a never-failing remedy for headaches, caused by a disordered stomach. A FLASH of lightning has some striking characteristics.--Oil Vity Derrick. WE cannot renew youth, but we can prevent gray hair by using Half's Hair Reuewcr. "PREPARED chalk, "is a remedy for dyspepsia, milk do just as welly says a medical journal, Wouldn't hotel A-POsmvE guarantee is given by the mann facturer of Dr. Jones' Red Ciover Tonic that I PO-cent !x>tt]e of this remedy contains mora curative properties than any dollar prepara­ tion. It promptly cures all stomach, kidney, and liver troubles. . , A FAIB X change--two fives for '* ten,-- PhiltuMphia (7irunide-Herald. HAVE used Dr. Bigelow's Positive Cure in my family as a general cough medicine. One of m children was quickly relieved of a severe attaci of croup by it. I chei-rfully j e -ommond it IL L. CovELL, Orand liapids, Mich. CAN the man who paints the town red be callcd a landscape artist?--Xeie York Graphic. Free to Ministers, Lawyers, Doctors, and Teachers. If you will get yonr dealer to order from his wholesale druggist one dozen bottles WARN Kit's WHITE WINE OP TAK SYRUP-- the brut remedy in the world for Coughs, Colds, Aathma, Catarrh, and Con-nump- iion, I will send two bottles free, ltecom- mend to your friends. Send name of druggist who gives the order. Map of Holy Land free with medicine. Address Dr. C D. WARNER, Chicago, 111. All druggists The tirent (ienimn Physician. The remarkable phase in the practice of Dr Peter W. Schmidt (frequently called l>r. Pete', is, he never asked one to descril>e their disease but tells each one their trouble without asking a question. His success is phenomenal. His Sractice enormous. He is sought after by hun. reds wherever he goes, because ho cures when every other physician and remedy have failed lie lias allowed his Ki'oat medicines, Golden Seal Hitters and Lung Food for Consumption, to be offered to the unfforkig, and we assert without fear of successful contradiction that there no disease they will not euro. Thousands of bottleB have been sold. Thousands of broken down and discouraged invalids saved Send to Golden Seal Bitters Company, Holland City, Mich., for Facts for the Million! Free. Mushroom Uancrra. Why are dancers like mushrooms? They spring up at night. Aud the night air often In", duces coughc and Isolds. I>o not neglect them, but take Taylor's Cherokee Remedy of Sweet Gum and Mullein in time. FOR DVSI'ECSIA, INDICATION,DEPRESSION ot spirits, and general debility in their various forms; also, as a previn:ive against fever and ague, and other intermittent fevers, the v Ferro-Phosphorated Elixir of Caibayu, made by Caswell, Hazard ft Co., of New Vork, and sold by all druggists, is the Lest tonic nnd tor putients recovering from fever or other sickness it has no onuai. Preo's-Keroedy for Catarrh Is agreeab'e to ise. it is not a liquid or a snuff. tOc. 1 have subjected Athlophoros to a oare- ful test in the treatment of neuralgia and rheumatism, and can cheer fully bear testi­ mony to its uniform clliciencjr as a remedy in diseases which it c.ulius to cure. Arthur M Lee, >1.D., Pomona. 111. The Smret of Living. Scovux's SARHAI-AIULI-A. or B1 iod and liver Syr­ up, will cure Scrofulous Taiut, Iiheumat;«m, White Swelling, Gout. Goitre, Consumption. Dronchitis, Nervous Debility, Malaria, and all diaeiucs ariRing from an impure condition of the blood. Certificates can be presented from uian/ leading phyMriam, min­ isters and heads of families throughout the land, en­ dorsing it in tue highest terms. We arc constantly in receipt of certificates of cures from the most reliable source*, and we recoiqnteud it as the best known rem edy for the cure of the above diseases. BEST TONIC •MM* lliwllinllw «ft «ttw tram mtditin*i«. ^(•S. KjrSG*T37W. IMk8t-CUoam.m..aara: " I oMdsnMni's baa Bitters as atooio white nomnc a strong, hmlthy baby, and was »i--tLr b ~laa. A. P.OALDWXL1.. OrmwfardrhQ*. jowm, • nwtBron'I Iran Bitten far MWOIHW hillwsakassi.uJwa>gnatly bwxfltad. In •aithiif' Jar |Hn,kQt found no Brora's boo Bitten, wl Oaanlns h--abore Trada Mailt and urisyl rs J Unas oo wawa. Tak* «tk«r. Had* orir by BBSWM CKMICAL C», BILTUMKR, ». STRICTLY PURE. (Jontatns 9o Ofhaa la Aaj Wmm. " _ W. _ COBET. Lansing, Mieh.. nys: "*I BN* troobM with niln---- paciaHar to hailw it raliaf antil 11 DR. RADWAY'S Sarsaparilfian Resolvent, II* Graat Blood Purifier, For the cure of Chronic Disease. Chronic Rheuma­ tism. Scrofula. Glandular Bwelline. Hsckinfr Dry Coueh. Cancerous Affections, SypMlitio Complaints, Bleeding of the Lungs, DyRpepsialWater-Brash,WTute Swelling. Tumors, Hip DixeaaeR. Mercurial Dieeaeee, Female Complaints, Gout, Dropsy, Bronchitis, Con­ sumption. For the c ure of SKIN DISKAHKS Eruptions of the Face anil Body, Pimples, Blotches, Salt Rheum, OI<l Sores, Ulcers, Dr.Radway'sSaraaparillianltesolventeicels >11 reme­ dial afcentM. It purities the blood, restorinK health and vigor; clear skin, beautitul complexion secured to all. Liver Complaints, Kte. Nat only does the 8ar«at>ariltian Resolvent excel all remedial agents in the cure of Chrome Scrofulous, Constitutional and Skin Diseases, but it is the only positive cure for Kidney and Bladder Complaints, Urinary and Wonil> Disease*, Gravel, Dialtetes, Dropsy Stoi>pace of Water. Incontinence of Trine, Brignt's Disease. Albuminuria, and nil cases where there arw brick-dust deposits, or the water is thick, cloudy or mixed w ith substance like the white of an efje.or there is a morbid, dark, bilious sppearance and white bone- dust deposits, and wl eiv there is a prickling, burning sensation when passing wster, and pain in the small of tlie back and OIOIIK' til" loins. Bold by druggists. Price $1 per bottle. RADWAY'S RKAI>Y KKI.IBJF, the Great Ma Remedy. The BEST and CHEAPEST COUGH AID CROUf R E M E D Y . As an Expectorant It has EfuL ALLEN'S LlG MLS AM! IN THREE SIZE BOTTLES, Price, 25 ct$., 50 cts. and $1 DR. RAmYAY'S PITX8 Cure Dyspepsia and all Disorders of the Stomach, liver and Bowels. 49* Be sure to get R»lway'8.~SK Eli. IiADWAY it CO., XewYork. CREAM* BALMCATARRH IS WORTH $ 1 , 0 0 0 TO ANY MAN, Woman, or Child Suffering from CATARRH! --A. E. Newman} Grayling, Mich. A particlo is applied into'e^ h im*. ri\ and i« ftirreeable to use. Pri«'<» 50 eta., by in&U or at dr< wrists. Bernl for circular. ELY BKOTHERH, Drurcinte. Owego, N. V, sales.bic ray .steady work, no talk $1 an hour for either sex. fll.jO •ample* free. Send stnm|» ami se­ cure M pleasant winter'* bnsinesn. U. B. Merrill A Co., Chicago. 111. HAYFEVER QUICK l^^^l^DlOCENTS = 205 = ,y |l.OO BH.0ADWAV- NCW-yORK- FOR^ONC-VEAR* "Tfie besf aid to qaod ujritinq published. roRcofror ViNEGAR BITTERS Iw the groat Rlood Purifier and Life-giving Principle; a Gentle Purgative ami Tonic; a perfect Renovator mid Invigorator of the system. In %'lneg-ar Bitters there is vitality but no alcoholic or mineral poison. Ulseases of (liv Skin, of whatever name i and carried out of The 25-CENT BOTTLES are put up for the aceaaa- modaUon of all who deatre siBply a COCGH «r CROUP REMEDY. Tbose dniiliw a remedy for OOHfflniRHM • --a.-- „honld Mean, lsfK*SUi Directions acoompaey «ach r Aix KIDK W80UI BT . J. H. HARRIS K CO. (Lilitci), FntfH, CINCINNATI. OHIO. f)r TEAM II IK Zu POULTRY YARD. 27th Edition. KM PagM, explain* thebosineaa. Bymptoma aad t*n- ediss for all diseases. Written by a farmer for turners. • eta. la •tamps, ar on* et. a year for my •xperlenea. A SO page III. Cir. free. A. M. LANG, Core Dale, Ky. wltfesat price* DEFT are NEW, PC Fraits, tio THTSTORItS & HAmUtMOr #A1HESVIU£, LAKE COw, OHHk IF RAGES CLUES Used by the best manufacturers and iiiechanios In the world. Pullman PalaceOarC\>.,MaKm k llamiin Orpin & Piano Co.. 4c ../or nit kind* of^ne work. At the New Orleans Exposi­ tion, Joints made with it en­ dured a testing strain ot over 1600 Pounds TO A gQUtfre INfll. Pnmo vnced ttnmgft vine huw-n. TWO GOLD MEDALS. London, 1883. Xrtr Oritur,<. 1 Xfyourdcalerdoesnotkeepit -- nnd hi* c*r<l and VV-. po«t»fr»> for sample enn. FRBB. RUSSIA CEMENT CO., dloBceater, 1~ PERCIERON HORSES! JSOO PU&E-BRED MARES AgTAlXIQMS Of the most popular families all recorded with Kltsnded Pad||rwi fit theFercheron Stad-Booki of (franco and Ameciea, now on band n Farm. or nature, are literally dug up ai the system in a short time by the use of the Bitters. Vluegar Blttcre allays feverishness. It re­ lieves, and in time cures Kheuuwtism, Neuralgia, Gout, and similar painful diseases. Vinegar Bitters cures Constipation and prevents Dlnrrhoaa. Never before has a medicine been com* pounded possessing the power of VINEGAR BIT- TKKS to Ileal the sick. Send- for either of our valuable reference books for ladies, for farmers, for merchants, our Jledieal Treatise on Diseases, or our Catechism on Intemperance aud Tobacco, which last should Oe read by every child aud youth in the land. Any two of the above books mailed free on leceipt of four cents for registration fees. A.II, McDonald Drug Co., 532 Washington^ N.T. Ohio Improved Chester TKobestlfflginthe world. Wot euinrofc toChmera. 6old<HHtnUKG. 1.0*^2806 lbs. Bead fordiacnption of thU fam- OUA breed, tl*o fowls. THX Zj. B. 8ILVBB CO., Cleveland, O. * J O N E S PAYSttoFREICHT 5 Ton \Va«on Ken left, Henri i and Ream Bat for ale. for free priee Hat mention tin'- paper »n<! tddreu JONES OF jlNONAMTONi IIIMillA.nTON, N. V. IF YOU WANT TO KNOW 1,001 Imi>«>rtantthinp» you never knew or thought Of about the linninn body nnd its curious orsans. How life in perpetu a ted, healtkmved,disease induced How to avoid pitfall* of ignorance and indiscretion, Ho ir to applu i!"tnr-Cuj-e to nil form* of disease, Hmv to cure Cruup.t)ld Ei/ef, Rupture, Phimosis, etc., Hov to mate,he h a pny i n mamMOjuw prize baft ies iI"FIW!fe PiltlPta Murray Dill i'ub. Co.. 129 E. 28th St..BevYork. The PercheroniB the only l renah breedpp>» eeBBin;-" n Stiid-Book in both France and Am«ne» whero eliRibility to entry is base.! ou: anOjentto I have a few imported Stalliona of nedlerae. i u»vo » i, --r . ~ individual excellence (but not eliirfble toentrr iu the I Vrclieron -tad-Hook! wblcb I willJMUl at half the price of pedigreed R&iU3a.ls of Wrv" '»i Co.. IlUnola. FOR COUGHS, CROUP AND CONSUMPTION USE OF SWEET 6UM AND NULLEH. The 8weet Gum from a tree of the MUM growing in the South, Combined with a tea _ from the Mullein plant of the old fields. Fort bjr all drujgteU at IS Mntt^d 91.00 per t Consumption Can Be Cured HALLS lungs.BALSAM Cnres C onsumption, _r«lita, PiteaniMlat. la. Anenza. Bronchial fXinc-uille*, Brairhllia. enae, HIMI prevent* the aiaht twrali audi licUtnra. nrraw the rh m nife rk areeMunaf ft. ('n"Miii<Kii«ni< oat an lirnraklit mmfndv. IIAI.I 'S itAI4MA.il will care m. even though i»r t:*-Hinnni aid falls. BITTERS, If you wish to be relieved of those terrible Mek Headaches and that miserable Sour 8tom» mch. It will, when taken according to direc­ tions, care any case of Sick Headache or Sour Stomach. It cleans the lining of Stomach and bowela, promotes healthy action and sweet secretions. It makes pare blood and gives it free flow, thus sending nutriment to every part. It is the safest, speediest and surest Vegetable Remedy ever invented for all diseases of the stomach and liver. J. M. Moore, of Farmlnr'on. Mich., says: My suffering: from Kick Headache and Sour Stomach was terrible. Oue bottle of Hops and Malt bitters cured me. Do not gst Hops and IValt Bitten con­ founded with inferior preparations of similar name. For sale by all druggists. HOPS & HALT BITTERS CO, DETROIT, MICH TELEGRAPHY! I furnished. Write Valentine ISi f t E N D N^/Cuiuas, Learn herrnnd oarn ijooii |»av. Situation* , JaiiesviUe, Wig. SAUK QUICK for I'rof. Mood*VNew mutinied __ . _ Hook OB Pre** Making, New DMIIDHII, ao<i uiiiai, etc. A|«BUM11 lOnda.v. Pr«IJIOOUY,ilMlai«U.0li if'SH 1 None frrnuine unit** with the above TRAP K M.4KK. i~i tv'o thft "ri^H SLICKER"®" Erer lade. Don't waste yonr money on a (ram or rubber coat The FISH BRAND £LICKK1 l*at>?<>lu'ely inifrrauii »tn>iFBoor, «n<l will keep you drr in tlie hardest ftonp, Ask lor tlie • KISH KRAXD" SLicaiK nn l taXuno oilier. If vour storekeeper dow nri",son[l I or de«erliitive r italogue to A ,». TOWER. W Stinmon* St. Boston. >!-*•* PATENTS It. is. .V A. P LACK*. 1'at^n* Attorney*,Washington. D.C. Instructions and opinions is to patentability FKKK. B f 17 years' experience. KCHOOI, OF ECLECTIC Short hand and tvpe-wnUn*. Ur ini:ted<-ourne.$85. Senior Ponitions furniHlied. ".20SN Clark 8t..Cbira»;o. KANSAS LANDS--CHEAP HOMES! l tor de-<cri|)tion and I'rice List to NKAI. & At,- vultu. Keeve. (irranwood Cminiy. E. A. GILL'S siTort-hand and tvpe-writing. Evergreens. Trees. all purposes, from • " . * >nts--per 1,000 up. Catalogues free. GKOItfiE I'lMN'KV. EVKRUIIEENS.DOOR COPNTY^WISOOMSIS. An mcti*e Han or Woman us every county to sfil our Rooa* Salary S3S. MUSTANG Survival of the Fittest 1 FAMILY MKDFCIMI THAT IAS HRALKD MILLIONS DURING M TBAB8! MEXICAIH8STAIB LIBIHEIT A BALM FOR EVERY WOVH1) OF MAS AXD BEA8TI The Oldest & Best Liniment EVEE MADE IN AMERICA. SALES LARGER THAN EVER. The Mexican Mustang I.iniment has been known for more than thirty-five years as the best of nil Liniments, for M:m and licnst. Its sales to .lay are larger than ever. It cures when all others fail, and penetrates skin, tendon and muscle, to the very bone. £old everywhere. tONSUMPILOij; sas th.imaa<la»f ea»««of th« worst kind and of CoMt MandlncharafeMacurad. ImUr.i. 'Ottmntl.R! fauS la its emciey,that 1 wl I imilTU'O BOTTLES FlliC to®e:her wltaaTal.rABI.KTKEATISB on tl.isdia --- «ufl>r»r. Giro ,• ̂ p-cs* H'].! P O. ml«ir tn. DM. *. A. SLOC CM. ill Furl St.. Y< l*unna ^>DIB1L1T1 WniALMV DECAL A Life Experience. Remarkable aad quick cures. Trial Packages. Send stamp for sealed particulars. Addreaa Dr. WARD & CO. Louisiana, Mo. You are allowed <i free tri-U of thirty 'hia* o£ tht uae of Or. Dye's CVlebrateil Voltaic B It wsfh Etectrio 8uspeusory Appliances, tor the speedy relief au>i per- maueut cureot SerroHx i'ebilify. Imptiirtui VtitttUy, and all kimtred tr^ u Ees. A!so for manjrolter easew Complete rt'storation U> Hoaltn aad Vlsr\xr guaranteed. No risk is incurred. ni«atra>«d pass phlet. iu sealed envi,'i>e. tuailed free, by addrtiwiQK Vol.1 AM' HKI. T <'I».. NartMl, MKHTIAN. 1 CVtfS wurtf All ftsc VMIS» Best Couch Syrno. US# in ti»iA hv O'NS UM PT1CN c.». u. Mo. 11- UKN WKITINO TO ADVSKTI VLTUEN WKI V uleaM Mr tstkbpapen

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