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McHenry Plaindealer (McHenry, IL), 14 Apr 1886, p. 7

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GOI*. r-IoAlng aubllmo «xl« to IU« fu)iraDi fie- WW is translate*! flam tUo Hu^lan by Jo-.ti lJijwrit'p, It wiwi written bv one of th< !r 11if 3c «*lstin u shed poets, Gabriel Koaiauov.itcu Dershaviii. Tlie odq is sai l to havo born trai;s- latj»d Jnto tho Chinese and Tartarla»c:uag<>s* written o:i rich fnlk, aud Misiwnded in th-> Im­ perial Pa'ace at I'"kin. 'i h4 Kmporor of Japan ttliO hal it translated iiito .lupanese, r m!>roid- •red in sold, and hung in the tempie of Yeiido: O thou eternal one! whoso presence bright All space doth occupv, all motion guide; Unchan e<! through time's all devastating flight; Th m onlv God! There is no God bgait.et Be <»g above all beings 1 Miu'hty one! Whom none can comprehend and none •*- j-lore; IWho flll'gt existence with thvuelf a'one; Embracing all--supporting--ruling o'er-- Being whom we call God--and know no moral It its sublime research, philosophy May measur j out the occ an-deqp---may count ®ie sands or the nun's rays--but God! for thee There is no weight nor measure--none can mount Up to thv mysteries. Reason's brightest spark. Though kindled by thy lignt, in Tain would try To trace thy counsels, infinite and dark; . And thought is lost ere thaught can SOW flo high, •ven like paat moments in eternity. Ifcon from primeval nothingness didst call First chaos, then existence--Ixml in thee Sterility had its fonndation--all .Sprung forth from thee; of light, joy, harmony Sole ori in--all life, all beauty thine, ' _Tli y word created all, and <ioth create: Ihv splendor fills all space with rays diVine; > Thou art, and wert, and sbalt be! Glorious I great! Light-giving, life-snstaining potentate. Thy chains the unmeasured universe surround: . Upheld by thee, by thee inspired with breath! Thou the beginning with the end hast bound, "And beautifully mingled life and death! Afi sparks mount upward from the fiery blaze, ' So suns are born, so worlds spring forth from thee: And as the spangles in the sunny rays Shine round the silver snow, the pageantry »Of heavon's bright a»_ny glitters in thy praise. A million torches lighted by thy bnnd Wander unwearied through the blue abyss: They own thy power, accomplish thy command, All gay with life, all eloquent with bliss, \Miat 6ha 1 we cail them? Piles of crystal light-- A glor.'ous company of golden streams-- Lumps of cek atial ether, burning bright-- Suns lighting systems with their Joyons beams? Snt thon to these act so the moon to night Tcs! as a drop of water in the sea, • All this magnificence in thee is lost; What are ten thousand worlds compared to thee? And what am I, then? Heaven's unnumbered host, Though multiplied by myriads, and arrayed In all th.- glory of tmblimest thought, ll but an atom in the balance, weighed -Against thy greatness, is a cipher brought Against infinity! . What am 1, then? Naught! Naught! But the effluence of thy light divine. Pervading worlds, hath reached my bosom, , too; Yes, in my spirit doth thy spirit shine As shines tho Bimbeain in a drop of dew, Naught 1 but I live and on hope's pinions fly, " Eager to-.vard thy presence; for in thee Ilive and breathe and dwell; aspiring high. Even to the throi o of tliy divinity, 1 am, O God : and surely thou must ba Hiou art! directing, guiding all thou art t Direct my understanding then to thee; Control mv spirit, guide my wandering heart; Though but an atom midst immensity, Still I am something fashioned by thy hand; I hold a middle rank 'twixt heaven and earth. On the l'ist verge of mortal being stand, Close to the realms where angels have their birth, Jnst on the boundaries of the spirit-land.' TOie chain of being is complete in me; ~ In me is matter's Inst gradation lost, "--" And the next step is spirit--deity. I can command the lightning, and am dustl . A monarch and a slave; a worm, a god 1 Whence came I here, and how? so marvelously Construct.d and conceived? unknown! This clod Liven surely through some higher energy; I- or from itself alone it could not be! Creator, yes! Thy wisdom ancl thy word Created n»o! Thou source of life and good! Thou spirit of my Bpirit, and my Lord 1 Thy light, thy love, in their bright plentitude Pilled me with an immortal soul, to spring Over tho abyss of death, and bale it wear The garments of eternal day, and wing Its heavenly flight beyond this little sphere. Even to its source--to thee--its author there. O thoughts ineffable ! O visions blest! Though worthless our conceptions all of thee, Yet shall thy shadowed image fill our breast, -.And waft its 1 omage to thy deity. Godl ti ns alone my lowly thoughts can soar; Thus so »k thy presence--being wise and good! Hid-it thy vast works a imire, obey, ndoro; ; And when the tongue is eloquent no mor", •The soul shall speak in t- anof gratitude. The Governors of the Carolina*. A great many years ago the Governor 0North Carolinarewivod a friendly visit from the Governor of South Carolina. After a real .North Carolina dinner of bacon and yams, the two Governors lit their nipes and sat in the shade of the hack veranda, with a demijohn of real North Carolina corn whisky, copper- distilled, within easy reach. "There was nothing stuck up about these Gov­ ernors," savs a North Carolina State historian, in the homely but vigorous •language of his section. "There they sot and smoked, and sot and smoked, every once and a while taking a mutual pull at the demijohn with the aid of the gourd, which they used as a Democratic goblet. The conversation of the two Governors was on the subject of tur­ pentine and l ice, the staples of their re­ spective States, and the further they got into the subject the lower down they got into the jug, aud the lower down they got in the jug, the dryer the Governor of South Carolina got, who was a square drinker and a warm man, with about a million pores to pverv square inch of his hide, which enabled him to histe in a likely share of corn juice, or other beverage, and keep his carcass at the same time well ventilated, and generally always ready for more, while the Governor of North Carolina was a more cautious drinker, but was mighty sure to strike bottom at about the tw elfth drink, like as if nature had measured him by the gourdful. Well, they sot and smoked, and argued, and the Governor of North Carolina was as hospitable as any real Southern gentle­ man could be, for he ladled out the whisky in the most liberal manner, be­ ing particular to give his distinguished guest three drinks to his one, and guag- ing his own drinks with great care for fear that if he didn't he might lose the thread of his argument, and the demi­ john might run dry before the Gov­ ernor of South Carolina should l>e ready to dust out for home, in which case it would look like he had not properly ob­ served the laws c# hospitality, which would have been a self-inflicted thorn in his side for years to come, and no amount of apology could ease his mind or enable him to feel warranted in allowing his countenance to his fellow- men, especially in his home district, where for generations it had been a main point with every gentleman to keep his visitor weli supplied with Creature comforts, and to hand him a good gourdful as a stirrup-cup, when about to take his departure for the bosom of his family. Singular to relate, the cautiousness manifested by the Governor of North Carolina was of no avail, for at one and the same time the jug went dry, and the Governor of North Carolina, much to his subsequent mortification, when he learned the fact afterward, dropped off into a quiet pleep, while the Governor of South Car­ olina continued to keep on with his Argument, holding the empty gourd in his hand in close contiguousness to the 4eniijohn, and wondering at the appar­ ent absent-mindedness of his hitherto Ifttentive host to whoni. after a minuta |md a half of painful silence, he made of but one remark: 'Governor, on't you think it's a long time between drinks?' The remark was overheard by George, body servant of the Gov­ ernor of North Carolina, who, knowing that there was something wrong, took ...--Jlon to th« woo ls, where he remained in se­ clusion for ti re > davs; but the Gov­ ernor of South Carolina receiving no re­ ply from the Governor of North Caro­ lina, mounted his horse anil rode sadly homeward, with an irrepressible feeling at his heart that there was coming to be a hollowness in friendship and that human nature was in danger of drifting into a'condition of chaotic mockery. Richmond Reformer. Badly Treated. Mr. Anderson Ilrailley thought that a mercantile establishment in "the Indian Territory could not fail to yield hand­ some profits. He opened a store in the Choctaw nation about two months ago. The other day he returned to Little Rock. His- clothes were much worn and his manly physique appeared to have received some sort of a shock. "Why, Anderson," said a friend, "you do not appear to be enjoying yourself." "No, I am not boisterously happy." "What has become of your store in the Indian Territory ?w "It's up th nv yet." * " Has business been very good ?" 8 # "Middling." "Come, tell me what's the matter." "Well, I wasn't treated rightly. When I went up there I found a man who wanted to sell his store. He offered the establishment at a very reasonable rate and as I had the cash I bought it. I restocked the house and soon thought myself on the road to prosperity. Several days afterward a man walked briskly into tho store and eaid: " 'My name is Fowler.' I shook hands with him, for he looked as though he might become a good customer, and invited him to sit down. 'Why did Pilt s leave so suddenly V' he asked, meaning the man from w hom I had bought the store. I replied th'at I did not know. He went behind the counter and going up to the desk began to look over my books. He was a muscular fellow and I was determined to treat him with politeness, but I soon found it necessary to say something. He turned to me and remarked: " 'As the dull season is coining on I reckon I'll have to get along without you.' " 'What do you mean?' I demanded." " 'I mean that I'll have to discharge you. Piles had no authority to hire any­ one. He might have waited till I got back.' " 'Will you please explain ?' said I. " 'I think, sir,' lie replied, 'that you are the one to explain.' " 'I'll do so. This is my house, and--' " 'Your house?' " 'Yes, my house. I bought it of Piles.' " 'Then Piles sold something that did not belong to him. This is my store. Piles was only a clerk.' "I couldn't do anything. I went to law, but lost the case. All niy inonev was gon§, and I was in a strange country. I bad to tramp away. I would tell you more, but Piles is in town." "Andyou are hunting him?" "Well, no, I am keeping out of his way. He says that he didn't charge me enough for the store, and says, so I understand, that he proposes to get even with me physically. I like a quiet life, you know, and therefore shall not associate with him."--Arkanxaw Trav­ eler. The Dentil Rate oF Rich and Poor. Dr. .Alice Vickery read a paper be­ fore the London Dialetical Society re­ cently dealing with the rate of mortality betw een different classes. The mean age at death among the richer classes<in England and Wales appeared to be at present extremely high--namely, 55 years; among the general population it was il Jjist year; among the artisan classes of Lambeth two or three years ago it was only 21) V years, which gave 25 years more of life to the richer classes than to the poorer. Comparing various districts of London in the sec­ ond quarter of the present year, she showed that the wealthy parish of St. George's, Hanover-square, with inhabitants, had a death rate of only 17 per 1,000 per annum, and a birth rate of only 1H per 1,000, while St.-George's-in- tlie-East, with 40,000 inhabitants, had a death rate of 35| per 1,000 and a singular birthrate. This was better understood when we learned that the death rate of children in the former parish in the first year of life was 118 per 1,000. Again, comparing comfortable Hamstead with its 50,000 well-fed inhabitants, with poor Bethnal Green, with its 127,000 inhabitants, the death rate in the former was 12A per 1,000, against 25 per 1,000 in the latter. The birth rate of Ham- stead was 22, while that of Bethnal Green w as 39. Of 1,000 children born in Hamstead only 95 died in infancy, as against 151 in Bethnal Green. Again, comparing St. James; Westminster, with 28,OIK) inhabitants, with White- chapel, with 03,000, inhabitants, the dqatli rate was 184, as against 22+, and th1 birth rate was 20 as against 3-1, but the infantile death rate was 105 in St. James's, as against 200 in White- chapel. Dr. Vickery concluded by .someremarks on the evils of an excess­ ive birth rate, and she looked forward to the time when legislation repressive of early marriages would do something to reduce it.--Pall Mall (iazette. Entertaining li nests. One very pleasant little feature of foreign hospitality w hich American wo­ men seem exceedingly slow in adopting is that of offering some slight refresh­ ment to guests. This is more especially true of the Eastern hostess, notwith­ standing she has traveled more than al­ most any other woman in the world. In nearly every part of the universe, ex­ cept here in New York and New En­ gland, a guest is seldom allowed to leave the house without being offered some little dainty* by way of refresh­ ment. In France and Italy there is al­ ways the wine and confection for the guest; in Germany the native glass of beer or grape milk ; in England the crip that cheers; in Russia a steaming po­ tion of black coffee and the friendly cig­ arette, and in Scotland a bowl of gruel and barley cake, while in our Western States the guest is overwhelmed with a perhaps too lavish hospitality. Nothing less than a "spread" will sat­ isfy a Western woman's notion of a friendly welcome, but here th* often tired caller comes and goes without even so much as a glass of water being offered her. This is a great mistake, and New York women would do well to take a hint from their sisters abroad in this regard. A cup of bouillion or tea or coffee, or a glass of wine, while it re­ freshes the guests, also enhances a hun­ dred-fold the sociability of a call, and a hostess never appears to such ad­ vantage as when assisting at some such graceful hospitality. New York World. . . • WHAT tree may be said to resemble the remains of a fine Havana cigar?--A white ash. MECHANICAL. BLECTHOTV PES of woodcuts now advantageously, made of nickel up to one millimetre thick. The advantages over copper are the hardness, tough? uess, non-liability to oxidation, and the proportionately low price. Although at present such nickel types are of a c<sst much in excess of copper ones, they are said to stand ton times the number of impressions and allow the use of colors which would attack copper. M. EITNER proj>oses in the Reime In- dwtfriellc this simple method for test­ ing the quality of the leather used for belting: A small piece is cut out of the belt, and placed in vinegar. If the leather lias been perfectly tanned, and is therefore of good quality, it will re­ main immersed in the vinegar, even for several months, without any other change than becoming a little darker in color. If, on the contrary, it is not well impregnated with tannin, the fibers will promptly swell, and after a short time liecome coriverted into a gelatinous mass. IT is predicted that in the course of the next five years the stoel nail will have as completely supplanted the iron nail as the steel rail has its iron prede­ cessor. Already one-half of the nails manufactured in Wheeling are made of < steel, and the machinery and plant nec­ essary for their manufacture are being set up in every nail center and at nearly every nail foundry. It is said that, nn der present conditions, steel nails can be made al>out 10 cents per keg cheaper than those made of iron, even w here the manufacturer has to purchase his ingots. , AMONCJ the recent mechanical inven­ tions is ftn ingenious arrangement of dividers and callipers. The legs of the dividers are united at the upper ends by'a spring, and each is provided at about one-third of its length from the upper end with a widened part having a central circular aperture, the edges of which are made concave trausversely. I11 each aperture a spherical nut is placed from the outside, and extending through the nuts are the ends of a screw having right and left threads, and with a milled •?isk at the middle. The spring presses the legs from each other, and this ex­ erts sufficient outward pressure against the nuts to hold them in place by fric- tiou, and prevent their turning: by turning the milled disk in one direction or the other the legs will be separated or brought together. When the divid­ ers are to be folded for transformation the screw is turned out of the nuts and withdrawn from the legs, the points of which are placed in a case to protect them, and the nuts are attached to the ends of the screw, which is placed in the case between the legs. A NEW process of steel manufacture has been established at Manchester. En­ gland. It is termed a direct process, and is a compromise between the Besse­ mer and the crucible processes. An ad­ vantage secured is that baked moulds are dispensed with, the castings being made entirely in green sand, so that the many severe internal strains caused by hard moulds at the time of cooling are avoided. Thus they produce steel cast­ ings which are practically free from blow-holes and shrinkage, notwithstand­ ing that metal out of one ladle can be indiscriminately poured into elevator bncket moulds less than one-eighth of an inch thick, or into moulds for heavy crank shafts. Among the specimens of work were mile sickles which had been twisted cold: then forged and hardened so that they could be ground to a raior edge. As an example of intricate work, a pnlsometer, with all its internal paris, has been successfully cast. Also pulsometer valves, w hich, after turning, were hardened: and complicated lever castings perfectly soft and ductile, which, after being machined, \yere free from any defects, and were afterwards hardened at the point where friction would require a wearing surface. The process enables malleable steel cast­ ings to l»e produced which are perfectly sound and reliable, and which can be easily forged and hardened as required, either iu oil or water.--Iroti. Burial Customs in Thibet. The Thibetans have four ways in which they perform the obsequies of the dead. The souls of wealthy people here, as elsewhere, require a good deal of ceremony and prayer under the auspices of the ecclesiastics, in fact, as much of both as the estate can pay for. In practice no less will suffice, what­ ever dogma may assert:--1. If a man of means dies unfortunately during the time crops are standing, it would bring hail were he disposed of at that time, so he is pickled to await the harvest. This is done by tying his head between his knees and putting him, surrounded with salt, into a bag. The bag is put in a basket, and the basket is sewn up well in cloth to prevent unpleasantness, and he is ]>laced in the stable under the first floor to await the harvest and the suitable day. Then, the day being chosen for his incremation, the eccles­ iastics commence their prayers, etc., as many days ahead of the day fixed upon as the wealth of the family will allow. The day having arrived, he is eremattnl with further ceremony on a pile of wood saturated w ith melted butter to make it burn quickly. After that there only remains a good dinner to the ecclesiastics, and the settlement of their bill.--2. For very important person­ ages, chiefs, and high ecclesiastics, the l>ody is carried to the top of ,a mountain after the usual protracted ceremonies, aud then gongs are beaten and fires are lighted to attract vultures and wild dogs. These know only too well what the signals indicate, The head eccles­ iastic then cuts the body into very small portions, and throws the pieces^ bit by bit, to the dogs and vultures. When nothing is left but the big bones, these are powdered up and mixed with barley meal (Tsong pa), and then the mixture is thrown after the flesh. The highest token of respect paid to a very exalted personage consists in the head eccles­ iastic (after having gone through the above process) mixing up a cup of Tsong pa with his fingers, without hav­ ing w ashed his hands, and then--eating it himself!--3. The most ordinary course is to take the corpse to a river or to a hill, and there place it on tho ground, naked, and tied by the head, the body is then cut in two with a sw ord to further assist the wild animals in their office, and it is then left alone. If the deceased desired this class of funeral, any ceremonies that may l>e performed (provided he could pay for any) take plivee at his house, and not where the body is taken to.--4. In the case of a poor person the body is carried, usually at night, and thrown into the nearest river, if there be one. Failing a con­ venient stream sufficiently large to carry awav the corpse, it is treated as in the third case, minus all rites and ceremonies. A SCIENTIST says that he can find no trace of man in the monkey, but findfl fbundant traces pf th# monkey in ma% Important. When yon visit or leave New York City, save baggage, exprosuage, and $:i carriage hire, and stop at the Urand Union Hotel, opposite Grand Central Depot 613 rooms, fitted up at a oust of one million dollars, 51 a:ul upwards per day. European i>laa Elevator. .Restaurant supplied with the beat Horse earn, stages, and elevated rail­ road to all depots. Families can live better for less money at tho Grand Union Hotel tbao at any other firot-claas hotel in the city. A. Fable. Once npon a time a hungry dog fonnd himself in a butcher shop when the butcher was away from home. Ap­ preciating the fact that he had struck it rich, he began looking over tie stock to select what was most digestible for the stomach not accustomed to three meals a day. He saw many juicy bits of ten­ der loin and porter house, toothsome morsels of mutton, lamb, and veal, and ripe, luxurious, chunks of liver, but they were hung beyond his reach, and all he could secure was a string of saus­ age. He rubbed his nose against it once or twice and tlifen again turned his eyes and thoughts to the steaks and joints above, but they were as far away'as be­ fore. After several fruitless attempts to attain what he desired he reverted to the sausage, and once more fondled it tenderly *vith his nose. The tempta­ tion was a sore one and the struggle wai/VJcyrible, but at last the pocr hungry dor »1 ercome the craving, and laying his'paw cn his stomach with tears in his eyes, he went out of the shop, say­ ing iu a choking voice as lie took a long lingering look at the sausage: "I am very hungry. I know not when I shall get a bite to eat. I may die of starv­ ation, but thank (iod I am no can­ nibal !" and he came forth into the cheerless air of a supperless world, as hollow as when he entered the shop.-- Merchant Traveler. Vnneccmary Vlolnnco, For which outraged nature exacts heavy penal­ ties, is done to the bowels by persons who with drastic, drenching purgatives make war on those organs In order to relieve their constric­ tion. Constipation is not one of those desperate diseases that require desperate remedies. In fact, it is not a disease at all, but the incomplete discharge of a function, to the healthful re­ newal of which HostetU r's Stomach Bitters is far better adapted than drugs, whose action lM excessive, and consequently debilitating and Injurious. Disorder of the liver, contamination Of the blood with bil >. sick headachi s and dys­ peptic symptoms are the attendants of costijve- ness, and are likewise remedied l>y the Bitters. Its action is not limited t > relieving the bowels naturally and without pain. I'sed with persist­ ence, and as directed, it perpetuate* regularity in the habit of body, and in the operations of the digestive organs and liver. Fever and ague, rheumatism and kidney troubles are prevented and cured by it. Beating Hotels. The most successful hotel deadbeat usually takes his "wife" with him. This is done to throw the hotel man off his track, on the supposition that a man who takes his wife with him on liis;travels has money enough to pay his bills, and it also enables the successful working of the old dodge of leaviug the "wife" at the hotel while going to some other town to "attend to some business," and "return in a few days," which means "skip," and, a broken-hearted (?) "wife" to collect the bill from.--Hotel lie- porter. Six gold medals have been given to St. Jacobs Oil Qt World's fairs and expositions, for'being the'best nam-cure. It is, itself, better than gold. It cures rheumatism and every other painful trouble. It never fails. Of course it was: He tried one remedy after another, and finally gave up and died, when his life might have been saved by tak­ ing Dr. Pierce's "Golden Medical Discovery'V --the great "Consumption Core"--which, if promptly employe,1, will Bjon suljluc all threatening symptoms, such as cough, labored breathing, nijrht-sweats, spitting of blood, etc., and, restoring wanitigr strength and taope, effectually stop the poor consumptive's rapid progress grave-ward. Is It not worth trviug? All drugirists. As A rule, lawyers are » brave class of men. It's conscience that makes cowards of us all,* you know. • Its thousands of cures are the best adver­ tisement for Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. DYSPEPSIA lixhofsnn u well aa dirt resting umpMil H MCMctaa. H Mnda, by impairing nutrltfcm. awl ot- jwesfhuyhs tone of the ijstem, to prqpare the waf I Declina. A THBEK-YEAR-OLD child busy help­ ing to destroy potato bugs, thought they were pretty enough to eat. She was soon taken with serious symptoms of "summer complaint." A physician prescribed castor oil,* which brought away the offending insects, and the child made a quick recovery. Potato bugs seem to have an irritant action somewhat similar to that of cantliar- ides- Spanish Hies.--Dr. Foole's Health Monthly. No DEPRESSING effects from Red Star Cough Cure. No nausea, no danger of poison. Safe, speedy cure. Only S!5 cents. A Very Esthetic Young Miss. "Oh, by the way, pa, dear," said a Hartford young lady as she bade him good morning, "don't forget when you' come home to bring one of those--one of those -- yon know, those - potato- mashers." "Oh, no, indeed. Anything to en­ courage you in the household arts. Are you going to be the cook ?* "Why, no; but you know I am go­ ing to paint a lily of the valley on the masher end and a clematis vine on the handle and send it to the mission fair." "Huh I"--Hartford Post. Correction. '• A clergyman who was officiating at the funeral of a young girl began his discourse with, "Oh, may this bereaved father find consolation for the death of his only daughter"--and then happen­ ing to remember there was another daughter, the offspring of a second marriage, lie added hastily--"by his first wife."--Harper's Bazar. A- "Be wise with speed, A fool at forty is a tool indeed!" Po said Young.' Straws show which way the wind blows, and there are a score of symptoms any one of which shows the exist­ ence of catarrh, fiejected, it w ill rob t ne blood of its purity and the system or its strength. Get Dr. Sajre's Catarrh Heme iy. It cures even Iongr-r-tfinding cases, as thou­ sands testify, and should be used for coids in the head, which ofuM result in confirmed catarrh. AN artist's cherub is a good deal like a board­ ing-house turkey--all head and winga THE lives of many children have been saved by the timely use of Avcr's Cherry Pectoral. How TO make a howling swell--stick a pin into him. To ERADICATE dandruff, and keep the scalp moist and clean, use Hall's Hair Renewer. BOUND in calf--the turkey that was eaten by a dude. Tweaty years of suffering from Ca­ tarrh and Catarrhal headache I never found anything to afford lasting relief until 1 tried Ely's Cream lialm. I have used two bottles, and now eons der my Catarrh cured. I have recommended it to several of my friends with like good results.--D. T. Hlgginson, 145 Lake fctreet, Chicago, 111. "Bough on Bats" clears out Rats, Mice. 15& •Bough on Corns, "hard or soft corns, bunions, 15c. "Rough on Toothache." Instant relief. 15ft WELL'S HA1K BALSAM. If gray, restores to original color. An elegant dressing, softens and beautifies. No oil nor grease. A Tonic Restorative. Stops hair com­ ing out; strengthens, cleanses, heals scalp, 50c. • • ltOl'GH ON BILK" 1*11.1.S start the bile, relieve the bilious stomach, thick, aching head and overloaded bowels. Small gran­ nies, small dose, big results, pleasant in opera­ tion, don't disturb the stomach. 25c. dlougiit for the last hundred years.--A remedy for Catarrh, Hay Kever, and Cold in the Head, found at last in Ely's Cream Balm. Safe and pleasant to use, and easily applied with the linger. It gives relief at once and a thorough treatment positively cures. 60 cents by druggists. 60 Otnts by mall. Bly Bros., Owego, N. Y. GET Lyon's Patent Heel Stiffeners applied to new boots and shoes before you wear them out IF afflicted with Sore Byes, use Sr. Isaac Shompson'slyeWatar. Druggists mil It. tOc, BSST, easiest to use, and cheapest. Pis©'# Bsmedy for Catarrh. "PAPA, have guns got legs?' sykii * - -- j - A a " " H o w do they kick, then?" "With their breeches, my son." ^ ' THOSE who take Dr. Jones' Red Clover Tonio never have dyspepsia, costiveness, bad breath, piles, pimples, ague and malaria, poor appe­ tite, low spirits, headache, or kidnev troubles. Price 50 cents. , "THE laborer is worthy of his higher,* as the strikers read it IT IS USELESS TO ATTEMPT to cleanse a stream while the fonntaiu is impure. Dys­ pepsia. complaints of the liver or kidneys, scrofula, hcadacnes, and all diseases arising from impure blood, are at once removed by DR. WALKEB'S CAJJFOBNIA VDSEOAR BIT­ TERS, the infallible purifier of 1h;- blood and renovator of the system. It has never been known to fail. A REWARD of crime: that offered for the cap­ ture of the transgressor. THE most scientific compound fortheijureof coughs, colds, aud all throat and lung troubles is Dr. Bigeloxv's Positive Cure. It is pleasant, prompt, and safe. 50 cents aud 91. *WUAT'S in a frame?" A chromo name would be as cheap.--Maverick. » ' The Great (.enimn Physician. The remarkable phase in the practice of Dr. Peter W. Schmidt (frequently called Dr. Pete) is, lie never a inked one to desenbf* their disease but tells each one their trouble without asking a question. His success is phenomenal. His Sractice enormous. He is sought after by'hnn-reds wherever he goes, because ho cures when every other physician and remedy have failed. He has allowed his great medicines, Golden Seal Bitters and Lung Food for Consumption, to be offered to the suffering, and wo assert without fear of successful contradiction that there is no disease they will not cure. Thousands of bottles havo been sold. Thousands of broken- down and discouraged invalids saved. Send to Golden Heal Bitters Company, Holland City, MielL, for Facts for the Million! Free. Free to Ministers, Lawyers, Doctors, and Teachers. If you will get your dealer to order from his wholesale druggist one dozen bottles WAHNEK'S WHITE WINE OF TAR SY#t P-- the bent remedy in the world for Coughn, Cold-H, Anthma, Catarrh, and Consump- tion, I will seiul two bottles free. Recom­ mend to your friends. Send name of druggist who gives the order. Map of Holy Land free with medicine. Address Dr. C. D. WAKNEU, Chicago, 111. All druggists. Tlie Testi|tiony of a Physician. James Beccher, M. D., of Sigonrncy, Iowa, says: "For several years I have been using a Cough Balsam, called DR WML HALL'S BAL­ SAM FOR THE LUNGS, and in almost every case throughout my practice I havo had entire success. I have used and prescribed hundreds of bottles since the days of my army practice (18158), wlicu I was surgeon of Hospital No. 7, Louisville, Ky." "ROITtiH ON ITCH." "Bough 011 Itch" cures skin humors, eruptions, ring worm, tetter, salt rheum, frosted feet, chil­ blains, itch, ivy poison, barber's itch. 50c. jars. "HOUGH ON CATAKKH" corrects offensive odors at once. Complete cure of worst chronic cases; also unequaled as gargle for diphtheria, sore throat, foul breath. 5Uc. "ROUGH ON PILES." Why suffer Piles? Immediate relief and com­ plete cure guarnnteed. Ask for "liotiglion Pilea." Sure cure for itching, protruding, bleeding, or any form .of Piles. 50c. At Druggists'or Mailed. -- THE _ JEST TONIC aioklj and completely Cttres Dyavepafa in i 1 fonnt, HeartDnrn, Belching* TtallM lb Md« rtc. It enriches and pariDM the blood,etimi in al) THE - 1 th* appetite, and aids toe aseimilation of food. Mis, DATID HICKARO, Waterloo. Iowa, sari: "I been a treat sufferer from Dyspepsia. BroirflPj >n Bitten oaa completely cured me. ME. W. U. HITCHCOCK, Greene, Iowa, says: MI nfferad with Dypppsia for four years. Lem than three bottles of Brown's Iron Bitten cured me. I « rt in reconuatindinc it." HI. I.AWREKCK, 4(16 S. Jack* Bt.. Jaok> •on. Mich., says: " I ha?e tified Brown's Iron Bitter* (or Djrspepeia, and consider it an uneqnaled remedr." Genuine has above Trade Mark and crossed red line* on wrapper. Take DO other. Made only BY SHOWN CHEMICAL CO., HALT1HOUK, MD. ASTHOL4KIY Scientific A>troi VT, of twentv-f\ve years' experience. Setnl stamp for circulars. I'ROF. J. PickKitiKti. Box 1'Jl. North Atlleboro.BriRtolCo .Mass. R. S. & A. P. LACKT, Patent Attorners.'VVashinsrtoti. D.C. w Instructions and opinions »-s-1 ~ year>'experience. PATENTS as to patentability FKF.K. 1 WELL MAKINFI. I wan daily ^row-Inn worse with rheuma­ tism, and the doctors thought it might rc quire the amputation of my leg. 1 beiriui taking Atlilophoros iiml in two days was able to bo at my store. M. P. Shrock, 672 West Lake stroet, Chicago, 111. frrnm Kiilm has entirely cured me of a longstanding case of catarrh, lliavi* never yet seen its equal as a euro lor colds in the head and headache resulting lroin such colds. It is a remedy of sterling merit.--Ed L. Cro-ly, Nat-hville, Tenn. CICIIIX' KAMI'S for Spearing. Bend for Cir- rlan ciilar. HAKKK & BON, KendallvUle, Ind. unil Claims collet te 1 or 110 pay. Send i-tampM for I ..ink of laws. Patent". BELIA'.M Mll.lJill, Att'y, \\»> liinyton. D. C. BAHtiA I NN--CTK1. Pine pold-plnte illative wedding-riiiK. elegant eur-riims, superb vocket, brilliant soart-pin. toothpick, sleeve-linka, set studs, by mail X5 cents each. Whole lot for $1. Fit present for auv one. Can foe sold for $1 eacli. Agents wanted. NOlil.Kjjfe WALSH, Hox BIS, Washington, D. O. FACE, HANDS, FEET, and all their imp«»rlectione. incluJias Uevtlop«nn?nl, Superfluous hair, birth Moles, Warts, Moth, Freckle*, HM Nets, Acue^ Black lleadt. Scare, Tittlng ami their treatment. Dr. JOHN H. WOODBURY. St. Albaar, S.V. JUt'b'd IWv. Mb* IK. tar nek. «T A "M r. « A . I'EBR Y, IMroiiXEIt AM) liRKEDEB OF FRENCH DRAFT S0RSES! I offer for sale the very best specimens of Freiuih Draft Horses that can be found iu France. All parties wishing pood, reliable stock are invited to call and see my stock, wiiioh now number about UK) head. Terms atid prices to suit purchasers. All stock sold under a guarantee of bein.tr breeders. 1 have also some very fine Ih'r/ for l Hull *>, all from iinpone 1 stock, JAMES A. l'EItltY, Hiverview Stock Farm, Wilming­ ton. Ill . ft-.' miles south of Chicago, on C. & A. It K. DROPSY W0 T R E A T E D F R E E . • J>It. IT. 11. OREKN «fc SOAN, Specialists for Thirteen Years Past. Have treated Dropsy and its complications with th* most wonderful success; use vegetable remedies, entirely harmless. Remove all symptoms of dropsy in eiulit to tweuty days. Cure patients pronounced hopeless by the best ot ph ysicians. From the first doss the symptoms rapidly disap­ pear. and in ten days at least two-thirds of all symp­ toms are removed. Some may cry tiumbup without knowinc anything about it. Remember, it does not cost you aiiytliini; to realize the merits of our treatment for yourself. In ten days the difficulty of breathing is relieved, the DOES IT PAY.1 Free catalogue tells what cus­ tomers sav: This is the iireat "Ohio" ft>ll Drilling and Prospecting Machine. Drills all kinds earth and rock and pump cuttings to surface at each stroke!--Tests the water without taking out tools. Drives tubing or enlarges hole below it. Runs with wonderful ease, and drops tools 5) or 80 times a minute! Horse or steam power used. 1 We also make ma­ chines and tools for boring large wells. LOOMISdcKYMAN, TIFFIN, OHIO. CLYDESDALE AND ENGLISH SHIRE HORSES. BITTERS. IT is 'X'H a BLOOD PURIFIER § Horn RESTOHB. It never (ails to do ill work In caaea of Kala, rla, BiUoniagw, Conatlpattoi rla, Blllonsama, Conatipatloa. Mi •che. loas of Appetite and Sleep. Kerreu Debility, Me«ralgl% and »P Female Complaints. Hop* dt Malt Bitter* is a Vege­ table Compound. It is a medicine not a Bar> room Drink. It differ* aa nMdyadotf day and night from the thoM»»<-aal >-- mixtures of vile whlaky flavored wttfc aromatlee. Hopa A Malt Bitter* i* reeo--- mended by Plijrelelans, Ministers and Nurses as being the Best Family Medicine evar compounded. Aqrwoma or eklMcsataksiL "From my knowledge of its ingredients, nnder no circumstances can it injure any one uiteg it. It contains no mineral or other deleterious •nb- •tance. Possessing real merits, the remedy is deserving success.,r A K. DBPCY, Ph. a, Detroit. Mich. Tbe only Gen n 1 n e are manufactured by tbs MOPS * MALT BITTERS CO.. Mr*, Nat IW A > T A ( i l l t l i , b o y . l a d y , o r M f t . Every village and town. Good pay. Easy won. Send stanm. GILLOTT. 48 Dey St., Xew \ork. ri Mr. S. Focttr, M Mala itntt, Ten* Xutr. Tadlaaa, M# fercd from Neuralgia and fonnd co relief till be n«S ATHLOPHOKOEs then in one daj's time the paia wt» all gone. It will (tlv« prompt relief £a *U c»sea 01 Netinl «la- Ask yoar drugpist tor Athlophoros. If jt>n rrinnl try aoiMtbtag ebe, tat orter it wf t It of him do not from at. Wewill tend'it exprcw paid on rectipt of prtefc 01.(0 ™ ATH] per boule. LOPHORO8 CO.. IIS Wall St.. Hew Y«fc n The on' y atud in.Vmee- iea containing the vary beRtapeviniensof twith breed,-. Prize-winners at t'liioa™ Fair, tha World's Fair at New Orleans, the lioyal So­ ciety of Entrland, etc. Larye importation ar­ rived An;;n.<f 12, and more to follow. Our b\i ylng t aei I i t i e « being f unequaled. there is no . 1 v ' such opportunity of- 'S. j to procure tirst-class animald ot choioeat breeding at very lowest prices. Kverv- ani- mal duly recorded and guaranteed. Terms to suit all customer*. Catalogues on application. <iAI,HKAITH BROS . .Innetvllle. Win. A Skin of Beauty In a Joy ForaW. DR. r. FELIX GOrrtAUP'S Oriental Cream or Magical Beautifier B8 -- s Removes Tan. U 1 ji ® Pimples. Frec- - ' - 3 - klen, Moth pat- ches. Rash and Skin disease*. Mi' £ S3 every ble-\ S ^'5 Kflmiah 011 bean- D < 2 o ' 5y tv, and deAea n. 2 c W detection. It " eo z V has stood the teat of thirty years, and is ao harmless we taste it to be sure the prep­ aration is prop­ erly ma'le. Ac­ cept no coun­ terfeit ot simi- l«r naxue. The distinguished Dr. L. A. Sam said to a lady of the h/nit t,>n (a patient I,\l* i/on Untie» trill tixr thttn. I rerommtnd • "<• 'fraud'x Cream' a* Ms i lenKt harmful of nil ,sKin fjieparatinmi." One bottle will last six mouths, usine it every day. Al<o PondlS Subtile removes superfluous hair without injury to the skin. FKRD. T. HOPKINS. Manager, 48 Bond 8t„ N. i'. For sale by all druaxists and Fancy Goods I Dealers throughout the 1T. S.. Canauas. and Europe. He ware of base imitations. % 1,000 Kc ward for anMt and proof ot any one selling the same. LOOK AT THESE BOTTLES and see which you had rather have-the big "10-cent bottle" with 5 cents' worth of glue, or the honest bottle with DOUBLE THE QUANTITY, AND BETTER QUALITY. This Is an exact reproduction of a bottle of glae extensively advertised as a "10-cent article." IT IS DON'T BE DECEIVED BY Outside Show OR High Sound! NUNS. GLUE }NOT LePACE'S. This cut shows the smallest sizo of LIQUID CLUE bottle,-outside and inside. If your B^MAIL THE TOTAL QUANTITY of LePAGE'S LIQUID GLUE sold during the past five years in a!l parts of the world amounted to over 32 MILLION Bottles. Everybody wants it. A I.L KlXltS of DEALERS find it a good thing to handle. It brings iieir customers, and makes the old ones STICK. TWO COLD MEDALS London, 1883 ; New Orleans, 1ns5. At the New Orleans Exposition joints made with it endured a testing straiu of over 1600 POUNDS TO A SQUARE INCH. Pronounced the Strongest Glue Known. IT MENDS EVERYTHING, Wood, Leather, Paper, Ivory, Glass, China, Fnrniture, Bric-a-Brac, etc. eTR°NCS^.ff%'A BOCK. Indispensable in every household. dealer does not keep it, send his card with five 2-cent stamps for sample RUSSIA CEMENT CO.. Clouceeter, Ma 1 YOU f GET 1 /Zm THIS L fBOTTLE FUUJ 1 WHEN YOU BUT | IlES)jE5.i C O N T E N 1 ;: i T H r ' T 1 ! M F 4 TO A FRIEND who is suffering from Boils and Carbuncles, no better advice can be given.*. * ^ than to try V , Ayer's Sarsaparilta. : " ORLANDO SNKLI.. 132 Ford St., Lote- , V . ell, Mast., was terribly afflicted with Car-^»*^. J. himcles on tho back of his neck. Ayer's Zir * 8ai*saparilht cured tbe Oirbuucles, and lias !! ,. kept him free from them. P. P. COGGESIIAI.L, Bookseller, Lo\c- ell, says: I have been taking Ayer's Sar»l ^ 6apnriHa for an impurity of the blood,-*" which manifests itself in troublesome #'?!i Boils and Eruptions, and can truly say that I have never found any medicine so ' 'v * prompt aud certain in curative effect. It* has done me great good. "r; f >|| LEAXDEH J. MCDONALD, Solcy St., * ^ Chartestotm, Mass., testifies: One year j; | atro I suffered greatly from Boils and Car. * - ^4 buncles, and for nearly two months was 'm unable to work. A druggist advised me u { to take Ayer's Sarsaparilla, which I pur- 1 k chased. After taking two bottles of this * 'L-f medicine I was entirely cured, and have remained well ever since* .»/•£? Ym Copyrighted. For all diseases originating in impure blood take Ayer's Sarsaparilla, Prepared by Dr. J. C. Aycr & Co., Lowell, Vase. 6oli'by Dru^giats. Price $1; six bottle#. $S. 1 ... ir full duty, sleep in restored, the swelling all or nearly pone, the xtrength increased, and appetite made good. We are constantly curing caaes of long stand­ ing cases that have l«-en tapped a number of times. and the patient daclurer) unable to lire a week. Give full liisitgry of case. Name sex, how lone afflicted, rels j»ll«*p«y (Fits) puNitively cored If you order trial, send lO ceuta in stamps to nay postage. H. H..GRKKN it SONS. ill. Di„ 56 Joneti Avenue. A tin" tn. Oft. I CURE FIT?I Whet: £ sitv cure t d«> not mean merely to atop ufem lor it'.mo and the* have them return again. I mean a radl. enl cure. I bare made the dleease of FITS, EPILSP8Y or FALLING (UCKNBS9 »llfrlong study, f warrant my remedy to cure the worst CUM. Because others have fallod Is no reftHon for not now receiving a care, fiend at enc*; for a treatise and a Free Bottle of my infallible romedy. Give Express and roet Office. I% costs jotl Mothlntr for & trial, and I win cure jcm. # ' -T, m Pearl g*.% Hew Torfe iddresi Dr. &. Q. HOOT, Consumption Can Be Cured J DR. WM FOR THE HALL'S LUNGS.BALSAM Care* C»M»i«»tl»», Colds, FMMHII.1.1- lieiia. BrMchtal Dlllriiltlti, Bronrhlti*. Hcumenest. Aatfcmai Group, Whooping Coach, U< «H PWMII mf the BreatUif Or. nns. It soothes ail heal* toe Membrane .of the Lufii, Islaill and palwira I; the <fls» (uuc, m«I prerenal the alfkt sweats ud liflitneu across the chrst which areonpaar St. i'^rfaoipuya hiiat aa laearahlr Maladv. raw tfff felucca acreM the ekrat i eare even TbeBest faterpof Coat The Ififrtf BBANP 8LICKKB It warranted waterproof, a&d will trr*p yoa dry fm the hardest •tonn. The new POMMEL SLICKER la a perfect ridta* coat, a«4 coTere the entire saddle. Beware of lmttattona. NoQertQuino wtltioat tfe«4*Flelk Brand" trade-mark. Illustrated Catalogue free. •. J. Tower, Boatoa, Mm LIST ©F ISfSEASKS 4LWATS CtTKABLE BY U8UT» MEXICAN MUSTANG LnrcMEOT. or HUMAM FLISH. KkeaaatlMi Barns and Scalds, Stint* and Bites, Cats and Braises, Sprains Stitches, Contracted Slaacles, Stiff Joints. Backacbe« Eraptieas. Frast Bitc*^ or MRNIU. Scratch eo, | Sores and Gallii Spavin, Cracks^ Screw Worm, dial,, Foot Rot. Hoof All. Lameness, . Swinnr> Foiaiert,^ Sprains. 8tiali%' -i* Sore Fe«^ " Stiraeos. • sod all external diseases, and erery hurt or aooMset for igneral u*» ta family, itahle and stoofc-yard, VHK BSST OF ALL LINIMENTS U*" I I'Wf piWrtlfll • H<i\.Ttis,'ni«'\its of lad.ea and j^utlciucu wiab- iug ti) uiarry. By mail. 10c. P. O. Box S82. (Jltivago. QUICK sales,b|s II hour ior ffther mi. •ampler ftee. Send st«rui« and ours » pleasant winter'- basinasa G. B. Merrill a Co.. Chicago. IIL MfVOlsVliALIwl ltimw' HEB1UT! WVHIAliJsW MCAL A Life Experience. Bemarkable aoA Quick cures. 'Arial Packagee. Sena stamp for sealed particulars. Addreaa Dr. WARD A CO. Louisiana. Me* N F . R V O U S I _ You are allowed a fr+r trial of thirty <tay* ot ths nse of Dr. Hve's Olebrated Voltaic B»lt with Suspensory Ai>i>ltanor.s. for tbe spaady relief and ptS nianent cure ox .NVrrdH* Debilitu, lmpmr«i VitMgk and all kindred trni'les. Also fur mail)' other d» pases t'oiujdete rvatoration to Health and guaranteed. No risk is iui-urml. Illwtnttd pill**t. iu sraJfHt enttlept, mailed Ut-si. by V01.TAIC BELT CO.. Marshall. 1 • Phrt Kmie ft>r CRtartb. is <*s BmTASStto0ae. and ctxapas*. C A T A R R H Also rood **0»M la ths Haad. Hsadachs, HvVmr. te W coals. No. I«-W" ! fr-'./'?' j '^rM j C.W.U.

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