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Also United IlUnoi?.1*8 Examin,nS Surgeon. Richmond, DR. C. R. WELL9. ' • . pHTSIClAN AND SURGEON, Wanconda, i Lake Co., III. All calls promptly attend ed, day or night. Office on Main St., east o Barker's harness chop. MART G. BARBIAN. All kinds of Hair Work done in first class stvle and at reasonable prices. Rooms at residence, north east corner of Public Square, McHenry, III. DR. C. E. WILLIAMS. DENTIST. Residence Dundee. Will be at MciflSnJyvRt House, the 10th 11th wen and 26th of each month. Wh6n dates occur Saturday or Sunday I make my visits on the following Monday, and the flrst day of such visit rccurs on Friday, I will stav but one dav. United States ffar Claim Apcy -- OP-- H. COWLIN, Woodstock, - - Illinois. Prosecutes all clasps and kinds of claims agsinst the United' States tor ex Soldiers, their Widows, Dependent Relatives or Heirs. A specialty is made in prosecuting old and rejected claims All commIHIications prompt!V answered I f Postage Stamps are enclosed for reply. „ WM, II COWLIN, Office at Residence, Madison St., Wood sloe t. Illinois. pHYSlCIAN AND SURGEON Residence, McHenj^ "fc D. SURGEON. ^-fXllg. office at Residence. McHenry, O. J. HOWARD, M. D.« rwnvointAH AND SURGEON, McHenry, P 111* Office one door West of huslmmons £ Bvanson'a store, upHtairs. _ BAKBIAN BROS. in Kelter Block, third door west House Livery Stable. *- WWHTMfS.. «•(««£"drtT.r, jytnWed aVr^isoMbie jnl kinds done on short notice First lvers Xeamtng ot Attention Horsemen! I would call the attend v" the public to ~,uUI,: 9 one 3-4Percheron, and one Imported Horse. They are all good representatives of their breed. Also a few Merino Sheep i«»r sale. The public are cordially invited to call and examine stock, get prices, etc. No business done on Sunday. N. S. COLBY. ia-7-tf MCHENRY, ILL C. G. ANDREWS. CENERAi. E. R. BENNETT, M. Late Honse Surgeon Cook County Hospital, RICHMOND, ILLINOIS, Special attention given to difficult Surgical cases. DEUT&CH GE8PROCHEN. Office at Residence of Dr. S. F. Bennett. SI for 13 Weeks. The POLICE GAZETTE will be mailed, securely wrapped, to any address In the United Sta es for three months on receipt of j ONE DOLLAR. Liberal discount allowed to postmasters, agents and clubs. Sample copies mailed froe Address all orders to KICHABD X. KHC,1I FRANKLIN SQUARE, New York. A. M. CHURCH, Watchmaker a,n<X Jeweler NO. 155 FIFTH AVE., (Briggs Honse). Chicago, 111. Special attention given to re pairing Fine watches and Chronometers. WA Full Assortment of Goods In his Use AX THE OLD STAND, JACOB BOKSLETT, ^ALOON AND RESTAURANT, at the Old j stand, opposite Bishop's mill, McHenry, 111. The choicest Wines, Liquors and Cigars to be found in the county. Warm or oeld meals on short notice on application. PHIL BEST'S MILWAUKEE BEER by the Bottle or Case, always on hand. GOOD STABLING FOR HORSKS. Wy« Pete Med $2 per 13. White Leghorn per 13. * Satisfaction Qua A few Langahan tsh aud Whit# For Sale. MONEY LOANED On McHcnry County Farms, on time, terms, and in amounts to suit borrowers, by J. W. RAN STEAD. U-l7-6un " ROBT SCHIESSLE Having purchased the old stand of Joseph Wiedemann, NEAR THE DEPOT, McHENBY, ILLINOIS, Keeps onen tor the accommodation :«f the Public a First-Class . Saloon, and Restaurant, to be found In tne market. Also Agent For . i*BANZ MILWAUKEE LAGER B wayson\andf ty considered. . Orders by mall promptly attended to. GOOD UTABLING FOR Hft v l^call and see.us. Robert Schleeele McHenry, IlL. May 15th, 1885. SPRING GROVE ILL. Sales ot Stock, Farming Tools and Goods of all kinds attended to on the most I AND--- Satisfaction Guaranteed. .••Call on or Address C. G. Andrews, Spring Crave, ill. Spring Srove, Sept. 3iith, 1886. ll ll-3m I I JEWELER, McHenry, - Hlinoi». As Fine a Stock of*--- Walches, Clocks and Jeweiry As can be found in the County, which I offer at prices that can not oe beat. A Fine Stock o| CHOICE CIGARS Call and examine goods aod learn price#. J.P. SMITa McHenry, IlL. March 1st. 1886. ATTENTION LADIES. «aaa J. H.MXTOK»» "George O." is a Golden pots on left shoulder; also 1 >n body denoting a back * blood. Fouled June 5th, IP PEIJTGKKE:--"Uaorge akeiand Alxlallsih, an ow ie sire of Maud 4 attie Graham, 2 21)tf; McOc „n, 2 86Decmna, 227#; Good Morning, 2 4SV; Tempt# Lakeland <tlxlallah hj R." tonlan (with 37 in the 2 S#1l« AlxtaUah, he liv Mertlbrlno, i enK«r". Dam, the Chas Ken| BelUounder. etc. Lakel >nd Abdallah's dam : ay Abdallah, by Membrino. i "George O'a" Dam 4«re, Fannie B., by HUiheo,^ bj ?or the past ten years one ol the leading Dressmakers in Elgin, las moved to IVJcHenry where she is ready to do Dressmaking in all the latest stales. Satisfac tion guaranteed. Cutting and Fitting a specialty. Also agent for the I. X L., Tailor system of Cutting and Fitting. Full instructions given* Rooms two doors West of the Kiverside House. 10-38 REPAIRING^: CEMENTING, ETC. The undersigned i s prepared to do all iobs in the line of Digging .Wells, Bevat"nK. Pumps. Cementing W0ils» or will put in i SALOON and RESTAURANT , . Buck's Old Stand, MoHENRY, ILLINOIS. Fins Kentucky Liquors French Bitters, HiHenry Lager Beer, Ttlka' llilwukM But, By the Bottle or Case. We buy none but the best and sell at Reasonable Prices. \ Call and see me and I will use well. ' v ANTONY ENGELN4 Moflenry, lll.j( 1884. f Patent Self" Adjusting CiaiPROVED.l ! On short notice and \rarrant satisfaction^ In short will do all work in this line, uan furnish you a new Pump, either wood or iron,, warranted, its cheap as any other man.. Good references furnished if desintfi^ yon want a Well Dug, a Pump Repaired^ I new Pump, give me a call. 4VOrders by mail promptly attended to. Post Uffioe, johnsburgh, 111. L. BANTES. Johnsburgh, 111., May 25th, 1835. John Helm, Algonquin,. III., DEALER IN H&rdvui, St97M, Thivu*, In short, we kee|> everything in the above mentioned lines which we are offe ingto the buy uig public as cheap as a^y lather house in this section. Call and See tm J0BBNG & REPAIRING, PROMPTLY ATTENDED TO. JOHN Algonquin. Feb. 18.1881, JOHNSBURGH HOLD THE FORT He makes Suits to ordes of the best Cloths, Foreign or Domes tic. JOHNJ.Wl CARPENTER 1 Is prepared to do his line on short no entee s itiifactiou. VVill work by the desired, and do as j any man in the bus Orders 'eft at h Southeast corner cf; Public School House. prompt ** JOHN J. McHKXR F, ILL., March Hambletonian tifafstallion [Registered in Wallace's *twl Book, Vol. 5.] S»an- Fowls 1 wow in tod gu«r- or day as work as « residence, ie the ill nty CU A- R. Directory. BICHMOKD POST HO 288. eets the flrst and third Fridaj ereninrs of h month. • Di s. r,BBHXBTT, Com. WOODSTOCK POST. HO 106. 'i Ittl and third Monday eyenlhvs, of month. GBOaOKECKgKT,CO[n. KDIIU POST, HO--. SfeetsO® flrat and third Wednesday even* tegs of «*pb month. ' W*. BUTLKB, Com. BAKVAKD pbsT, HO 9BS. Mhets the seoona and toorth Monday evea- '"«f eaoh month. , D*. H. T. WOODKOPFT OOM. ; I MABBHQO POST, HA M9, ^ Meets eve-y Seoond and Fourth Friday 1, with 9l|r; {black «Sts t' of AraWan At aired by Herto Harold tbleton uaxi ethers. Hamble- li». Mess, ire. by Imp. •nilian tress, ugwbove. ^Htst Pacing y George M. Andrew wl'n'g, "^iy Dam of „ Gen. Gilford; her Dam by Imported Messen g'sr sent to Ohio some 40 vears ago. "George O." is a very promising young horse ac« with his breeding is bound to be a trotter, behaving trolled with only «> days handling in a race in 2.Si, Sept Mil, 1885. His colts are very flneandare going to be early sought after. TERMS:-- $25. payable as soon as mares are known to be in foal. Accidents and es capes at owner's risk. Should any mare be disposed of before her time to foil, • lie will l<e considered in foal. Mares kep. by the montu in Summer, in eluding H ying mares, at *2 per month, r or further particulars address, GEORGE V- OWEN. XoHenry, 111. MeHKNRY COVtfTY. tt-2m. LIMITED TO IS KitBI TOjSjIll 1st. FASUSBS LOOS CHAMPION JR., the Hauly Better known as Horse, will make the season of 1886 at his stable, 14 mile ̂ outh of McHenry Brick Mills. CHAMPION JR. has but few equals as a general purpose horse as his jsrets are fully meeting the expectations of the farmers. Terms to insure, $8.00. We also have a? fine Hamble tonian Stallion in service this season. Also a fine young Jack. It will pay you to call and see us before breeding. Terms reason able. Mares tro*n a distance kept in pastures free, at owner risk. HANLY BROS. For Coal and Wood CALI. ON- j the only perfect fitting, ad health.preserviug Corset made. truly comfortable _ , made. Has an JStastto- Section' above and below a Corded centerpiece. Entirely different from any •tber. Every Corset is stamped and abselute- •Iv Guaranteed in every particular. Be BUT* to«et the Downs Patent. Manufact ured only t>y the Oan-oowns Const Co., Chicago, an for sale hf flrst-class dry .goods stores ever where. Pnoe 11 .BO. I?; iGlFT whosUrtat oace. Send 10 cents postage and we will mail you free a royal, valuable, sample box of goods that will put you in the way ot making _ more money at once, than aarthlng else in America. Both sexes of all ana can live at home and work in spare ti . wall the time. Capital sot required. We wlllsUrt you. Immense pay sure lor those STlVIOfi & Co., alue • «.,• - KM. E.M. HOWE Of>x>o<eiite BUshop's Mill, •Vho has a complete line of the best stoves'in the market, as well as a large stock of Hardware, Mechanic's Tools. fIN, COPPER & SHEET IRON WARE, And, 'injfact, everything.in the hardware «toTe and tin lino. me WILL NOT BE UNDERSOLD. Call at his store before buying elsewhere lobbing and repairing promptly attended to SWRemember, extra good bargains can ai ways be obtained at Howe's. McHenry, Dec. 1, 1383. HENRY MILLED, -DULU nr-- Foreip and Scotch and American Granite MONUMENTS, TABLETS, HEADSTONEO CEMETERY COPING, MTQ JOHNSBUBGH, ILL. ' f Orders Solicited. Good Work Guaranteed. Post Office Addsesa MeHKNRY, ILL| That good GoodS can be sold evenings of each month. A. J. BOYIHOTOV. Com. Remind the grumbler at pensions that lie has to. smoke 1,000 cigarets before he pays..90 cents of taxes Into the United States Treasury. And of till# only about 10 cents goes into the pension fund. The other 40 cents goes to pay the bondholder, the Army and Navy. an*i the civil service officials.-- HaUonal Tribune, The people bore extraordinary tax ation very cheerfully In orlcr to pa the bondholders . T". tanniTl6n Is asked for to the soldiers their just dues. A11 that Is required Is that a portion ol the surplus revenue be devoted to discharging the Nation*! detlte of honor.--National tribune. Arrangements are being tntde by Woodstock G. A. R. Post, No. 108, to observe Decoration Day and to make a successful programme At the regular m eting of the Post last Monday even» ing, com ml'tees were appointed to make all arrangements necessary to observe the day a9 it should be. Deco ration Day coming on Sunday some Posts will eltfcrer observe the day pre vious or on Monday following. It was arranged that Suuday should be the day here. The repeal of the llmlulttd^ , to the arrears law, while putting many millions into the hands of the soldiers l»den!, ...QgSiO»M "5* of a cent 's «vorth of advantage to any at torney or claim agent in Washing ton or elsewhere. Every dollar will go directly to the claimants, without intervention of any third person. Soldiers every where are warned not to pay anytliinic to any man for preteud- ed services In securing arrears National Tribune, Of the children of the late General H'lod, of i he Confederate array, the eldest, twin girls twelve years of age, are being educated In Hanover Ger many. John Bell, age"'ten years, has been adopted by a Mississippi family. Duncan Norbert, age nine years, Is at school near Saratoga. Lillian and Marian, twins, ag« eight, have been adopted by a family In New York Odille and Jda, also twins, a e six years, have been adopted into a family In Mississippi. Oswald, age five years, has been adopted by a tfew York family. Anna Gertrude, the youngest died two years ago If your neighbor opposes pensions to the soldiers on the ground of burd ening the people with taxation, »»k him how much he or anvone that he knows is payiny into the Government's cotters. This will be enough. H.» Is probably not paying a cent, unless he amokt's cigars or drinks beer or whisky Even then he has to do a ?ood leal of both to pay a little money into the Tnas.iry. He has to drink a gallon of whisky before he pays fl. H« would not get his beer or whisky or cigar* a cent cheaper if the taxes were taken oft. 1 he diflerence in the cost would go to Increase the pi^fits of the mfen who make and sell beer, and whisky and clgarfc--National Tribune. A man has to drink 31 gallons of beer before he contributes 91 to the United States Treasury. As even « "stove pipe" of beer conttins much Kisfc^an a pint there are from 12 to 20'iTaspes In every gallon, with an average, say, of 16. Therefore, there are about 800 glasses In a barrel,^ that the contri bution to th£ treasury of the man who pays five cents for a glass of beer jg a flftb of a cent, of which one-fifth goes ttito »he pension fund. Tbat is, a j»a» must drink at least 25 glisse? of beer before he contributes one cent toward keeping a disabled soldier out of the poorhotwe, or saving the widow and orphans of such fr£fi? becoming a town charge.--Nationat Tribune. board the Elbe. After, bidding faro- well to Mrs Sartoris and her two handsome children, the Gtatnl seemed considerable depressed. Cool In the Midst of Dugsr. Lieutenant Fred A. Wood, of tho Eighth Maine volunteers, although an excitable man, was well known for cool bravery. In the midst of the battle of Fort Harrison, September 29* 1864, he had ju3t given to the company that he commanded the command "Right drcps," when a 100 pound shell from the enemy struck a fleld gun witLin a yard of where he stood, and exploded, killing one man and four horses, smashing the gun-carriage and seut a whirlwind of splinters about the lieutenant's head. Fred., entirely nndlsturbed roared out to one of hi* men/'Stepup there Into place, Jack- man. You are always letting some little thing draw away pyour atten tion." Our flag went down at Appomattox, wo akened by stabs from behind, In flicted by hands that should have up- held, his front, covered with wounds of the mightiest war of the modern times, dripping with as pure blood as ever hallowed freedom's cau*e confederacy fell, and wee pi nit at the grave of onr liberty stood her youngest sents, and there Is northe" shadow of a doubt but that he will be the onanl- mous choice of the I^publicans of the entire five counties that constitute the 5th Illinois district, and that he will be his own successor, elected by an over whelming majority. We hear DO com plaint against him by any. and take it for granted that outside of onr choice, he, as a soldiers friend, horproved eat * Isfaotory to others than tbdte having real concern or love for our cause, now that the war has ended. " „*>*"i "n Mother of a Good QovotiW.- The mother of ex-Governor Moritty of Utah was a remarkable worn in. Her . first; husband was the brother of the noble and eloquent John J. Crittenden, and one of her sons was the recent governor of Missouri. When I first saw Mrs. Martay^Mlii a writer in the New York Ora^O^ it was tn her own beautiful Kentucky home on the Ohio River. I think I never saw a more magniflelent looking couple than Colonel and Mrs Murray. The latter was tall and stately, almost statuesque In her beauty. She was a veritable grandfdame, but her dignity was tempered with th* sweetest gentle- ness. Sho was. moreover, a woman of great intejlget_and.«>».u jucrmeeoTllfB- mm• a-tr< rf,ite'[j ^t14^rM^/whrTea"rs ago on a filibustering expe ' 1 *-- 'fTWteWTFcli! e ft a i n went prison and chains, and there, as well as afterward in the dignified retire ment of his private life for twenty years, has shown how Ini .tan virtue < an equal human calamity. The above is a sample of what South ern orat.i»r9 had to say regarding the ex-President of the dafunct Confede racy, during their recent reception given him In the South. The remarks quoted were by one O. C. Black, at At lanta, Ga., Jefl. Davis being present After reading what the speaker said about their "great civil chieftain go ing so prlsan an^[ chains,** It bronght viviJly to our mind a Prison Pen, that was once but a short dlstan- e from where the speaker was address lug the van assemblage mentioned, jrhere the cowardly scoundrel, Henry Win, In charge, btrely covered with earth, without ctfdn. and in most case8 wi hout a ty article Of clothing with the exception of a few rags, and hundreds without a particle on their Repairs Clothes *^Neat^and on short notice. Le a Oall. LAWLUS. McHenry, Jan.l9th,|886. Buckwheat Wanted u the Fox Hirer faUey Mni.for iota the biglMtt »*rket|rice^U^be ynty Grant Shied Hla Cigar. \ •*Yoa really must not sm^ke, General," said Special Constable Zlm- mermacber, of Hoboken, to the hero of Appomattox, as he Seconded from his carriage at the Bremen tteamshlp wharf, to see his daughter Nellie-- Mrs. Sartoris--off for Eurppe. Zlm- mermacher added. **I am aorry to spoil your smoke, Mr. Grant, but I mint obey orders." General Grant re plied: "I am glad to see the company has such a faithful officer." Tho oon- trabau4 cigar was then pitehed into tho water aad the General went oa "" " * and lifty-nine Union men. Where In the montii of October. 1864, four thou sand five hundred and ninety of onr fathers, brothers, sons and husbands, yielded up their lives for the Union, or In other words were starved or other wise cruely and Inhumanly tortured to death by the emissaries ol tills "grot civil chieftain," (as called by the ora tor mentioned.) that "arch traitor,'* J flerson Davis, and he, Davis, was well know ng to all the suffering that was transpiring in the Andersonville slaughter pen at the time. Perh ips the speaker refered to had never heard of the camp Sumpter prison, aud if so that it was so close to where lie was addressing the multitude of Jefl D avis' admirers, or if not that he had forgotten the facts mentioned. We by no means want to be under stood as Interfering or mixing politics with our department, yet we claim the right and privilege to hold opinions of our own and express them in these columns when they have to do with those seeking office or being sought ior positions of trust and to aid in making laws wherein our comrades, their widows and dependent ones, are to be benefited thereby Congressman A. J. Hopkins, who was elected last fall to fill the vactn :y caused by the death of the Hon Reuben Ell wood, was not by any means our individual choice prior his nomination. He was, nominated and eleited by # ver^farge majority for an off *ye«r. And from the hour he took his place In the HalU >»f Congress, be has shown himself to be the staunch, 'tiue and now tried Irtend of Jtfffe ex-Union Soldiers, their widows *Qd orphans. Ever on tho alprt to lend all measures for their ben-* ertt and in their Interest, his time and valuable thought, and not a poor "high Private" In the rear or front rank has overwritten to bim or personally" re quested a favor at bis hands that he has not replied to or did as was desir ed of him as far as was In bis power, aii^ that was right and proper for him to undertake. Soldiers of McHenry County, the Hon. A. J. Hopkins Is your friend. We know whereof we apeak. He hatbaen tried and not found want ing. * Hi> heart is with you and yours la all that to necessary, that you shall receive that right and Justice that the loyal people of this whole land of ours wishes and have designed, you are en titled to, It is just such material as he ^hat all ex suldiers, regardless of poli- tW ought to use their best endeavorsr to send to tho National Capital to rep resent their Interest, and stand be tween them and the Confederate Brigadiers that usually vote against every measure that Is calculated to be in the Interest of northern aoldlers, Mr. Hopkins haa voted In ever|fc4»' stance to sustain what we Served Ion years of trial and hardship to maintain It it certainly pleasing to observe that there is no opposition to his b^lng re- MCMd,:** MM ~ dition to Cuba, that mablstorm that swallowed up so many bright and un selfish misguided souls of the Southern chivalry. Young Cririenden,In com pany with other leaders of the expedl- ion was captured and sentenced ro leath. One by one. at sunrise lite comrades stood before a line of Cubnt rifles, and at the order knelt and re ceived in their ill-fated breasts a volley of Cuban bullets. When Crlti ten den's turn came, he refused to kneel, saving 'A Kentuckian kneels to none but his God.' and despite, threats oaths and or derate received the fatal shots ere jt |i|#motionless. Years ago the favorate song iu tho drawiug- room throughout Kentucky and the South was a pathetic ballad founded on theee last words, and bearing on the title page a picture of this dauntless voung spirit who had the courage of liis convictions. Mrs. Murray was re* vered and honored by all who knew her." • .<•, Cleveland,, Ohie, is exclfifff^ little over the appemglgB of *, peculiar blue smoke that bas arounQr the city. This peculiar has he«\called the announcement of holera, it has always been noticed at places \here cholera has raged. The doctors ft^ve given opinions about it, some for a^d«ome against it, Int notwithstanding^, the present goodH health of the cltyvthere Is much c<Mr cern about the |:hou>ra probabilities whether it be attributed to superitl- tlon or from atcual apprehension tft has caused a areneral cleViiog of the streets and alleys at aiiy rate, and may resu It iu keeping »heconation of the city In such a healthy sta to prevent the Appearinc plague. It might be welitfl get a little of the cholera sc*r«' If it will clean the city.--BladA. A good way to use water m * j ? pond for drinking purpose* for ca^le. Is to dig a shallow well some distance from the pond and dig *, three feet deep, and half as ,'wMWf1 the well to the pond. riien HM ditch half full of s*c)d and gravel the -lalance with sol!. in a box where the dltclO ctiuld be mad* to regulate' of water,"frhlch in paissli sand *nd .gravel on.4}# i« puriHed, cleared and healthy. This Urecom mended for j more than anything else* but several roads It Is ctela»ed^t#,„ . water is pure enough for" hou«p|ko!d , use. It Is much an impro9e«|pifto having cattle drink the hot»V*Utf* wat«r they keep so muddy* and filthy ^ by standing in it. It Is not expen^fiMi? and ill pay to give It a trial. V S®"'A contemporary gives the fol lowing rules foe going down hill: *, Don't take the small jobs; wait for bl®v £ ones. Don't strike out foryoursell; live on your father. Don't let your hands get brown; keep them clean and white. Don't marry for love; marry for mono y % and spend it generously. Don't begin life modestly as vour father did; alert out in style. Don't mind your buslueM; if you have any, let otlter people mind it for you. Don't look for high poel- ^ tlons In life; * a lager beer keg on a. shady, oorner is a comfortable Mtt Dont pay cash for anything; have ii % charged down, and the cash will come | handy for something else. Don't Wl I to have everything your next dear neighbor has, whotfier you can aiprt) it gr not. por The untie rs!g tved offers ^ residence, and two acres of |f|w5sltoa<i ted in the village * of RIW*ood» le well located, in|oo4fopnlr INI premises are nllklnda of small all in a healthy and boartng ooni It is, with all%<n »ery deelraMe f •perty. |Good barn and pnfthnUdlbga Mrma and other pirtlcritrt oil on- tdersfgnod on tho WM. l ANOHAll^ March ttb,188Si • • - Hr