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McHenry Plaindealer (McHenry, IL), 12 May 1886, p. 7

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mm •* . REMINISCENCES OF PCBLIC MEN. »X BEN: PERLEY POORS. , The counting of the electoral vote on QIE 2<1 day of February, 1877, at­ tracted crowds to the House of Repre- Hentatives. Even the diplomaten came oat in force, for once their gallery was fall. On the floor of the House were many distinguished men, including George Bancroft, Mr. Stoughton, of New York, crowned with A mass of white hair, Gen. Sherman, William M. Evarts, Jere. Black, and Lyman Tram- bull At 1 o'clock the Senate came over in solemn procession, preceded by the veteran Capt. Bassett, who had in charge two mahogany boxes in which were locked the votes npon which the fate of the nation depended. Next came President pro tern. Ferry and Secre­ tary G-ordon, followed by the paired Senators." Boscoe Conkllng, tall and distinguished in appearance, was arm in arm with Aaron Sargent, the Cali­ fornia printer; Bruce, the colored Mis- sissippian, was with Conover, the Flor­ ida carpet-1 mgger; the fair Anglo-Saxon checks of .Tones, of Nevada, contrasted strongly with the Indian features of Gen. Logan, and finally came Oliver P. Morton, of Indiana. President pro tern. Ferry, in a theatrical bass voice, called the convention to order, and after stat­ ing what it was convened for, opened one of the lioxes and handed an envel­ ope to Senator Allison, with a dupli­ cate to Mr. Stone, It was from the State of Alabama, and on being opened, ten votes were recorded for Samuel J. Tilden, of New York. State after State was thus counted until Florida was reached, -when the majestic Dudley Field arose and objected to the count­ ing thereof. A brief discussion; ensued, and the Senate return PD to its chamber, preceded by the locked boxes, which were nearly empty. When the count­ ing was resumed objections were made, and the result hung fire. Meanwhile the electoral commission was at work in the old Senate chamber, and everything was vague and uncertain. Every little while some rumor was started, and those who heard it were elated or de­ pressed, as they happened to hope. But the great mass listened with many grains of allowance, knowing how easy it is at all times for all sorts of stories, utterly without foundation, to get into the public mouth. The obstructionists found that they could not accomplish their purpose to defeat the final an­ nouncement, - but their persistence was wonderful. They were desperate, reck­ less, relentless. Fernando Wood headed, in opposition to them, the party of settlement and peace, his fol­ lowers being composed in abont equal parts of Republicans and of ex-Confed- erates, who turned their backs on the 'Democratic fillibufiters. Finally the count was ended, and President pro turn. Ferry .annotmc&i 1&4 vales for SAMUEL J. TUTLEU -AMT IK 5 votes for RUTLUAVTORD 1>. Haves. Proctor Knott, of Kentucky, acci­ dentally made a national reputation as the humorist of the House of Repre­ sentatives, but really he was a matter- of-fact, serious lawyer. He was rather undersized, with a broad forehead, un- combed gray hair, a small gray mous­ tache, and rather dull eyes. He made his reputation as a wit by his speech on Duluth, which was delivered late one afternoon, when he was & member of the Forty-Second Congress. It had been a dull day, and when he com menced his badinage the members orow4«<L Lira to listen, the news­ paper reporters leaned over their gal­ lery to hear every word, and the fame of the speech went abroad. His argu­ ment on the national debt, which pre­ sented the extent of it, illustrated in a whimsical manner, was a more carefully prepared production, but not so popu­ lar. Gov. Knott, for after leaving Con­ gress he was elected Governor, did not possess a quick-flowing fountain of humor, but with him it was a matter of thought, elaboration, and study, which lie was rarely disposed to exercise. He is also a good caricaturist, and his humor finds readier expression with his pencil than with his tongue. Congres­ sional humor has been well said to be a rare gift, and those wlirf possess it seem in some measure ashamed of the endow­ ment, and always straining after a rep­ utation for solid learning or respectable dullness, flinging aside the rapier which they CAN handle with perfect mastery, to accept a clumsy battle-axe which they cannot swing. Sam Cox was the only representative in latter days who would use his humor in debate, and when he arose to speak the House would listen, and men would yield to ridicule who had steeled themselves against invective. Gen. Grant's administration was not a success. The strength of the Repub­ lican party, which might with a careful, economical, and strictly honest admin­ istration have been maintained for a generation, was frittered awav and its voters alienated by causes so notorious and disgraceful that they need not be recapitulated here. The once noble IF&rty, which had its genesis twenty ye&rs ago.in the great principle of the restriction of human slavery, and which had gone from TRIUMPH TO triumph un­ til slavery '*'*9 NO^ ON^J restricted destroyed, the party WMEN bad added the salvation of the tTnion to its fame as the emancipator of a race, had sunk under eight Y<?ARFE of Grantism to a condition humiliating to behold. Un­ der the COMBINED effects of general ex- travaganee.\ inflated currency, and looseness OF appropriations growing out of the the country saw millions ab­ sorbed in illegitimate expenditure, offi­ cial favorites enriched at the expense of tlife people, and high places in office given-to political bummers and men ut­ terly unfit for public trusts. A kind of carnival of political money-making and speculation had set in. Congress by its /flMfcislation aided in blowing the bubble. The cities of the country began to be covered with costly marble palaces, each involving fat contracts to be paid for by public- taxation.' A ring was UREU JJLD with sovereign power to im­ prove the District of Columbia, under whom a debt of $25,(MX),(KM) was piled up in about two years, bankrupting the District and throwing the debt upon the shoulders of the people^ of the country. There were revenue frauds, custom-house extortions, pension swindles, and Indian sup­ ply steals without number. The gr^at whisky rings of Chicago, St. Louis, and other cities made hay while the sun shone, and.with such honor as proverbi­ ally prevails among thieves, paid their regular and liberal contributions into the campaign treasury of the party. Meanwhile the President, who, though himself honest, had a f&tal incapacity to .discern dishonesty in others, had con­ tinually abont him all the most suspi­ cious partners or advocates of the rings. The people grew weary of the pro­ tracted mismanagement of public busi­ ness. and ill spit;1 of the real danger of going further and faring worse under a Democratic aim migration, came witliiu an ace of turning the Republicans oat of power and installing the Democrats ill their room. | ' 2 AHnsbfutd'S ^MFERT.^T^ V There is not a wife living who would not resent being told that her womanly nature, her true self, was being destroyed undermined by a too intense and absorbed devotion on the part of her husband; that she was daily losing womanly strength and force, and rapidly Incoming a clog and impediment to her husband's progress, because of his indulgence. We hear a great deal said about the selfishness of men, but un­ biased observers will have to admit that a great proportion of the selfishness that escaped from Pandora's 1K>X found refuge in the hearts of women. Look about the world and see if you do not find as many husbands victims of a wife's nerves, headache, or back­ ache, as you find wives sacrificed to a husband's sins or weaknesses. Men'S acts of selfishness are more apparent, as a usual thing; they are more flagrant. Woman's selfishness is more insidious. A liuslmnd'S comfort is wholly depen­ dent on a wife. If she chooses to re­ venge herself for any inattention or de­ privation, there are thousands of petty ways open to lier that a man would scorn to use. The writer calls to mind A pretty, girlish wife, who was excess­ ively extravagant, and who had a most devoted husband. Sitting with a party of ladies one day when the subject of ma naging husbands was under discus­ sion, she shook a pretty golden head, and with a merry laugh, said: "I manage better than any of yon : when Sammy don'T do just as I want him to, I go to bed and stay there till he gives in." There was a burst of protests, but the young woman went on with perfect calmness: "You know last week you all thought I was ill. I. wasn't. I wanted a hundred dollars for my spring dress and bonnet; Sammy, would only give me fifty; but I tell you he was glad to give me the other fifty to get me up. Pd have stayed there until now, if he had not." And she looked around with an air of triumphant pride. There are few women who re­ sort to such methods--none worthy of an honest love; but are there not women who assume a cold, reserved, constrained manner if they are deprived of an indulgence or liberty, women who re­ sent, perhaps unconsciously, any control over actions or ependitures'? Few wives or children stop to think how little, comparatively, of a hus­ band's or, father's income is expended on"himself alone. The major part is devoted to home and its dependent in­ mates. This financial abnegation is accepted as a matter of course by these at home and abroad, and the world makes a butt of the man who does ofh:-»rwiso; but' surely. AHE deepest de­ votion ahould be given in return from those who, are benefited by it."*-- The Domestic Monthly. Common Sense. : There is no endowment more valua­ ble, yet nothing more undervalued than common sense. It is not an ac complisliment that the. schools can give, for it is no uncommon thing to see persons destitute of it, whos;> education, as far as books and competent instruc­ tions C.tn avail anything, has been faultless., . We cannot possibly define the term, for lexicographers themselves have been at war on this point, and failed to give the true meaning. It has been defined by some as our lowest rational possession, but if the lowest, it is very far from being the most general. \Ve are told lnR another that it is "the instantaneous conviction of unperv^rted reason." This definition is better, and goes to prove that it is an instinctive something independent of habit or edu­ cation, a natural impulse that the lat­ ter has not the honor of developing. Our great "Unabridged" thinks it is an obsolete something long since out of date. Well, it is a pity it is, if this worthy authority be correct, for we certainly need it more in our daily in­ tercourse with men and in our varied business relations than we do A thor­ ough training of our mother tongue, or an initiation into all the intricacies of the babbling tongues of earth. The value of sound, common sense has ever been appreciated by the wisest and most dee]) thouglited in every age. Our greatest scholars, those who have been distinguished in the departments of art and science, have unfortunately been wofnllv deficient in nvanv in­ stances, in this "lowest attainment"-- common sense. It is true they possessed a. rare and full amount of special knowledge, but how to utilize it to the most effective general good and interest they KNEW not, as tliey were often lacking in this same decried quality th at would render their knowledge a blessing the m- Al. --Haiti-selves and the morean. world as W" The Little Boy aiid^Hie Hermans. No, little boy, you /an't go to ger- mans yet. Yon knexv too much. When you get a little older you won't "size up" a by the muscles on her arms, or <»»k ner if* she knows MHO discovered laughing gas, or tell her al>out the best MAY to preserve white mice. When you are old enough to go to germans you will be wise enough not to know any­ thing. You will rise to the fact that a girl is not to be judged by her muscle;, that she may indulge in laughing gas, but doesn't care who discovered it, that she hates white mice, that, in short, she doesn't waut to know any­ thing and doesn't want you to L>e wiser. No, my L»oy, when von are old enough to dance the cotillion it will be neces­ sary to think with your toes and talk with your eyes. Jf you really know anything in those days, for heaven's sake conceal it. A man who knows any­ thing of Plato or remembers who dis­ covered the Pacific Ocean should shun the mazes of fashion's dance. Little boy, if you want to lie a great man in the cotillion, learn to be a corjf. Then will J-ou "bob up serenely," and the girls will say: "Isn't Mr. Emptvhead just too,SWEE^4FC*R any use?" And you Mill l»e"too S®>ET for any use," and the sweeter vpu GROW the less useful you M ill become. Now, * little bov, bear these words in mind, and M e shall ex­ pect to see yon in a feM- years a great success, socially. To attain your ambi­ tion, however, you must begin now to forget all you ever learned. Yale, lit­ tle boy, and good lack to you.-- Troy Times. Two WHITE herons , are kept at the North Carolina carp ponds. They are sometimes taken to the edge of the large pond, and myriads of shiners and' roaches are attracted around them by bits of crackers thrown on the water. The birds immediately begin to feed. One fish after another is caught and swallowed head foremost. They npver drop a fish after they lift it from the Mater. Each bird takes forty-five fish HT day, the minnows being four inches ong. F; J.*-,..- , Down on High Steppers. "I think I would like this country," sa|d a traveler out West, who had stopped at a farm-house for dinner. "I reckon moru'n like you would," said the man of the house, as he passed the hominy. "It's a powerful fine coun­ try, and if a man hain't.lazy or too bull- headed to learn the wrays with us, he's bound to git along middlin' fair." "The great attraction to me," said the stranger, "is the sociability and lack of ceremony I find among you." 'Yes, there is right smart of that, for a fact," replied the farmer; " 'Hjieahly in corn-shellin' time." "From what I have seen I should say the shams of society are almost un­ known here" "I don't s'pose you could find one with a gun," said the father of the family, wiping his mouth on his shirt-sleeve. "We've been here about ten year now, and I never saw none myself, as I mind of, though the Gribbs boys did scare up somethin' in the holler last fall that they couldn't just make out, but it got away--um?" "I find a refreshing simplicity of man­ ner among the people that is never ob­ served in the older States." "I reckon it's on account of the wind; but la, you don't mind it after yon git used to it a bit. It used to bother me, too, like all burdock, but I never mind it no more, and I don't lie- lieve you would after you'd been here a spell." "I never found such freedom from re­ straint anywhere as I've seen here, and I teil you I like it." "Two Mires is enovgh, if they're well stretched, and the posts hain't too fur apart." "If a man wants to go to church in shirt sleeves, and feels more comfort­ able in doing it, there's no good reason why he shouldn't." "Well, I should rather hope not." "But you couldn't make them think so back with us." "Well, I'll be gilswithered." "Appearance counts for everything there, and a body might as well be out of th'-^vorld as out Of fashion." Vnt my gizzard." Li you it's different." r , ®'*c^crty-win' for clear weather noV. T ' ^ Nobody puts on aV %>r tries to carry tluir heads higher tr*u/jheir neighbors here."* "Hold on there, mister," interrupted the farmer's wife, as she boxed a v«tingsten>r ears for upsetting the gravy. "You hain't saw them Stibbinses yit, or I reckon more'n like you'd think dif­ ferent. Don't you say so, daddy?" "You're scratchin' in the right hill this time, old woman." -- -* ' "Indeedsaid the stranger, not knowing what else to say. "Well, if they'hain't a domineerin1 set there never was one." "In what way, my good woman "Why, for liammin' on anil steppin' high." "Stepping high?" "Yes, and rearin' back, too." "Are they newcomers?" "La sakes, no; they've been here longer'n puslev, and they're purty nigh as pizen. Why, one o the gals has even got a store bunnit!" "You don't tell me!" "Don't I? Well, I jest do. and I tell you they're a mightv big feelin' set, the hull raft of 'em. They've act'allv got books in their house with gilt aidges on to 'em, and one of the boys kun play printed tunes on the fiddle. If yoq don't call that walkin' stiff-legged, what is it?" "Then you think they're somewhat aristocratic ?" "They're a creation sight wuss." "How so ?" "Why, stranger, they're as proud as a pimple, and you can't make nothin' else out of it, though they hain't got such an awful sight "to throw their hats at nuttier. They've only got. one rag car­ pet and not near as much tinware as me, and yit they never let one of their gals go barefooted after they git tc wearin' long dresses, and you don't see ike old Moman ridin' in the two hoss wagon more tlmn two «w three times a year. My man's got a %liite shirt that I made myself, and we've got more tlmn $50'a-drawin' interest, but I don't see'z that's any reason why I should climb on to the shed to swing my Imimit, m news it all over the neighborhood when­ ever we have apple sass for dinner, and I don't mix much with them as does. I dup't see no sense in bein' stuck up jest lM*t>ause a bodv kun talk like readin'. W on't you have a little more o' the sop, stranger ? Butter is sort o' skeerce Mith us."--Chicago Ledger. t He Talked Too Much. "These building associations may be good things," said a man loafing about the station, "and they may teach a man to save his money, and enable him to get something ahead, and to build a house of his own, but I don't think I need any building association in mine. A year ago last August I took my pres­ ent position. I hadn't a dollar to mv name, then. Now I have a nice house and lot, all paid for, and money in the bank, and I haven't been very econom­ ical either." "And what position do you hold?" inquired a solid-looking man. "My position ? Oh, I'm a conductor on tliis road. You fay you're in the railroad business, too, eh ? Conductor V "No." "Engineer?" "No." " "What then?" "Oh, I'm one of the directors of this company. Your name, please."-- Chi- cayo Herald. Biggest in Xatrn. Teacher--Wliat are you doing, Hi­ ram ? Pupil--Nuthin! - • . T.--Yes, you are; you are drawing a picture on your slate. What iirit? Let me see it! • P.--It's only a jackass. T. --firing your slate to me. Why, you have told an untruth! P.---No sir. • T.--Yes, you have; you said it was a picture of a jackass yon were drawing and this picture is intended to represent me. P.--Well, my mother says you are a jackass and the biggest one in town, too. --Newman Independent. ImportaJK. Whan YOU visit or leave Now York City, SAW baggage, express* ge, and 98 oarriagt hire, MID stop at the Gnad UnloM JHFOTEL, opposite Grand Central Depot 613 rooms, fitted up AT a «ost of one million After He Gets Out of College. "Oh. mamma, M'hat do you think? Johnny Wilkinson has asked METE : MARRY him when he grows up!" '. , "Well, M-liat did you tell him?" j . "I said I'd have to wait until I saw ' FL^E mustache to know whether I really • lflyed him."--Puck's Annual. A MEMBER of the Royal Horticultural ' SOCIETY of London has observed that ! dahlias collect much dew on their leaves; the peach, rose and evening primrose, very little, while the quinct and mulberry are only very slightly wet. road to all depots. nSes can live better for less money at the Grand Union Hotel than at any other first-olaB8 hotel in the city. Disappointment of Mr. Seward. Mr. Seward was popular among his neighbors. On the day when the Chi­ cago Convention was to ballot for a Presidential candidate Cayuga County poured itself into Auburn. The streets were full, and Mr. Seward's house and grounds overflowed with his admirers. Flags were ready to be raised, and a loaded cannon was placed at the gate, whose pillars bore up two guardian lions. Arrangements had been per­ fected for the receipt of intelligence with unwonted speed from the scene where the battle M as proceeding. At Mr. Seward's right hand, just within the porch, Btood his trusty henchman, Christopher Morgan. The rider of a galloping steed dashed through the crowd with a telegram and handed it to Gov. Seward. He road it and passed it to Morgan: For Seward, 173^; for Lincoln, 103, and for other aspirants, 18tH. Morgan repeated it to the mul­ titude, who cheered vehemently. Then came the tidings of the second ballot: For Seward, 184$; for Lincoln, lsl, and for others, 9i>l. "I shall be nom­ inated on the next ballot," said Sew­ ard, and the throng in the house ap­ plauded and those on the lawn echoed, the cheers. The next messenger from the telegraph office lashed his horse into a run. The telegram read: "Lin­ coln nominated. T. W." Seward turned pale as ashes. The sad tidings crept through the vast concourse. The flags were furled, the cannon was rolled away, and Caynga County went home with a clouded broM\--Buffalo Express. . To DlgMt Vnlcanito f Requires acids more poUnt than the solvent Jaicea of the human stomach. And >yst, in the form of medicine intended to reform the very evil they aggravate, to frit, dyspepsia, solids and fluids, irreconcilable in their constituents that have no chemical affinity oue with the other, are introduced into it. Are these so-called remedies more digestible than vulcanitePoa- ithelv--no! Hosteler's Stomach Hitters, on the other hand, a Himple medicine, harmonious in its composition and readily aNsimilable, is active, and produces marked as well as speedily appreciable effects, because it is a rational rem­ edy suited to the stoma$li. It is a tonic in tho true serfse, because it harmonize* and insures regularity of the operation of digestion. Not the least of tho benefits which it confers, ,'a a thorough repair of the damage inflictcd on the stomach by ill-choRen remedies. FoP liitious- ness, constipation, malarial complaints, rhen- jnatism aufl kidney troubles, it is alike inval­ uable. • Congressional Diffidence. A diffident" member of the lventuoky Legislature Mas in process of being married, and his best man was a fellow member. When the preacher came to that part, "Will you take this woman tp be your Medded wife V" etc., the vic­ tim lost his head, and M-asn't saying a word in reply, when his best man reached over and said in a loud whisper, "D--n it, man, vote aye. Vote aye; what's the matter witli you?"--Wash­ ing tori Critic. Bowen'n Budget, Fort Plain, N. Y., for March, 188(5, says: In the multiplicity-of medicines plaoed upon the market, it is sometimes difficult to distinguish between the meritorious and the worthless. There are at least two excellent remedies widely used, the efficiency of which is unques­ tioned. We refer $t. Jacobs Oil and Bed Star Cough C'tfre. The Force of Habit. Gentleman (entering barber-shop in a hurry)--I want you to shave me once over; 1 have no cup here; I do not want my hair trimmed; I do not require a dry shampoo; I want no tonio on my iiair, only a little pomade; I part my hair on the left side. Barber (tucking a towel under the gentleman's chin)--Shave, sir.--Phila­ delphia Call. Solicitor ot Patents F. O. McCleary, of Washington, D. C., says the only thing that did him any good, M'hen suffering with a severe cough of several weeks' standing, was Bed Stur Cough Cure, which is purely veg­ etable and free from opiates and poison. Old-Fashioned Beds. Two hundred yeara and more ago the beds in England were bags filled with straw or leaves, but not upholstered or* squared with modern neatness. The bag could be opened and the litter re­ made daily. There were few bedrooms in the houses of ancient England. The master and mistress of the Anglo- Saxon' house had a chamber or shed built against the wall that inclosed the mansion and its dependencies; their daughters had the same. Young men and guests slept in the great hall, which was the only noticeable room in the house, on tables or benches. Wool- en coverlids were provided for warmth Eoles or hooks on which they could ang their clothes projected from the wall; perches were provided for their hawks. Attendants and servants slept upon the floor. Breach, Rupture, or Hernia. Cures guaranteed in tbe worst CSBSS. No knife or truss treatment. Pamphlet and references, 10 cents in stamps. World's Dispensary Medical Association, 663 Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y. BotiHToa Know that JH>0 cannot afford to neglect that catarrh? Don't you know that it may lead to consumption, to insanity, to tUxtlh; Don't you know that It can bo easily cured/ Don't you know that while the thousand nnd one nostrums you have tried have utterly Tailed that I;r. EAGRE'S Catarrh Kemcdy Is a certain , cure.- It has stood tho test of years, and there are hundreds of thousands or grateful ' men and women in a)l parts of tbe country j who can testify to its cfltcaoy. All druggists. I FOGG speaks of the Government warehouse 1 as "purgatory," inasmuch as spirits are there i nelu temporarily in bond Thej Will Not l)O It. Those who onee take Dr. Pierce's "Pleas­ ant Purgative Pellets" will never consent to use any other cathartic. They are pleasint to take and mild in their operation. Smaller than ordinary pills aud inclosed in glass Vials; virtues unimpaired, liy druggists. JN this world are so ignorant ^ALN MO 118 newspaper writers.-- IT is AHIZDIO that any human being should oonvune to suffer from biliousness, nervous headache, indigestion, or general weakness, , when it is as notorious as that the sun is tho ' source of light that VIXEUAR BITTERS inevi- | tablv cures tliest complaints. This medicine is sold evervw»rc, taken everywhere, and ' euros everywhere. Reader, it will cure you. j WHEN you see a man full of liquor the con­ templation of a supreme being i« gratifying. To KFLK is human, bnt you make no mistake if you use Dr. Jones' lied Clover Tonic for dys­ pepsia, costivenefs, bad breath, piles, pimpfes, ague aud malaria, poor appetite, low spirits, or diseases of the kidneys, stomach, aud liver.I 50 cento. "Too-roBTK," as the horseman said to the Professor's performance on the piano. A 50 CENT bottle of Dr. Bigolow'S POSITIVE Cnro will promptly and thoroughly cure the wor.st case of recent cough, cold, or throat or lung trouble. Buy tho dollar bottle for chronic cases. Pleasant to Uka THKM is a town in Massachusetts not afraid of small-pox or typhoid fever. It's Haddam. To STRENGTHEN and invigorate the stomach, and to stimulate the appetite, take Ayer's PilU. "OBDKB slate" is the injudicious advioe sus­ pended before certain coal offices. THE licst preparation for coloring the beard is Buckingham s Dye for the Whiskci-S. FINE--two dollars and eosta Finer the Judge. Finis--the prisoner. , HAS BKKX O. K. EVEH SINCE. 3F«»MI»rx. Ely Bros., Gentlemen:--My boy (3 years old > was recently taken with cold which seemed finally to settle in his head. His nose was stopped UP lor day* and NIGHTS so that it was difficult for him to breathe and sleep. I called a physician who prescribed, but did him no good. Finally 1 went TO the drug store nnd got a bottle of your rreani It seemed to work like magic. The boy's nose was clear in two days, and h'; has been O. K. ever since.--E. J. Hazard, New York City. Jan. -'T, "ROtJGH ON ITCH," "Bough on Itch" cures skin humors, eruptions, ring worm, tetter, salt rheum, frosted feeit, chil­ blains, itch, ivy poison, barber's itch. 50c. jars. "HOItJH ON CATARKH" corrects offensive odors at once. Complete EN* of worst chronic eases; also unequaled as gkrgle for diphtheria, sore throat, foul breath. 50c. "KOUOH OBf PII.KS." Why suffer Piles? Immediate relief undcom- THE devil is a gentleman and will get up and go if he is told--Sam Jones. A Warning to Fanner*. Every farmer living at any distance from a physician should at all times be prepared to treat such common bnt by no means simple complaints as diarrhoea, "dysentery, cholera morbus, and cramps. The safest, surest, and quickest remcdv for such disorders is PERRY DAVIS' PAIN KILLER, which lias never failed to afford relief in cases of the kind men­ tioned when properly tried A teaspoonful is a dose for adults, hut twenty drops will cure a child of any ordinary trouble of this kind The medicine can be found in every respecta­ ble drug store, The Great (ierman Physician. The remarkable phase in the practice of Dr. Peter W. Schmidt (frequently called Dr. Pete) is, he never asked one to describe their disease but tells each one their trouble without asking a question. His success is phenomenal. His Sractice enormous. He is sought after by hun-reds wherever he goes, because he cures when every other physician and remedy have failed He lias allowed great medii ineS, Golden Seal Bittern and Lung Food for Consumption, to l>e offered to the snfferiug, and we assert without fear of successful contradiction that there is no disease they will not euro. Thousands of, bottles have been sold. Thousands of broken- down and discouraged invalids saved. Send to Golden Heal Bitters Company, Holland City, Mich., for Facts for the Million; Frre. A Remarkable Tribute. Sidney Onrchnndro, of Pittsburgh, Pa., writes: "I have used Dll. WM. HALL'S BAL­ SAM. FOK THE LUNGS many years, with the most gratifying results. Tbe relieving influ­ ence of HALL'S BALSAM is wonderful. The pain and rack of-tho IHHIV incidental to a tight cough, soon disappear by the use of a spoon­ ful according to directions. My wife fre­ quently sends for HALL'S BALSAM instead of a physiciau, and health is speedily restored by it»_use." Free to Ministers, Lawyers, Doctors, and Teachers. If you will get your dealer to order from his wholesale druggist oue dozen bottles WARNEB'B WHITE WINE OF TAB SYBTTP-- the bent remedy in the tcorld for Coughs, Colds, AHthrha, fatarrk, arid Comtwmp- tioti, I will send two bottles free. Recom­ mend to your friends. Send name of druggist who gives the order. Map of Holy Land free with medicine. Address Dr. C. D. WAKNEH, Chicago. 111. AH druggists. "Bough on Rats" clears out Bats, Mioe. 15a "Bough on Corns, "hard or soft corni, bunions, 15c. "Bough on Toothache." Instant relief. 15c. WELL'S HAIK BALSAM, If gray, restores to original color. An elegant dressing, softens and l eautilles. No oil nor grease. A Tonic Bestorativc. Stops hair com­ ing out; strengthens, clcauses, heals scalp, 50c. "KOI'UH ON HII.K" PILLS Start the bile, relieve the bilious stomach, thick, aching head aud overloaded bowels. Small gran­ nies, small dose, big results, pleasant in opera­ tion, don't disturb the stomach. 25c. Atlilopliorois probably saved my life, as 1 was running down rapidly from rheu­ matism and could not have endured the pain much longer, It afforded me tho only relief 1 ever experienced except from hot water. Mrs. Kate Sherman. Streator, III. NILLD <li« Unities. Colds in the Head and I^nattics UcveV'p into A Catarrh which ruins the heuhh. I'se Ely's Cream Ualtn, A, pleasant and Bate remedy which will surely® prevent and eure. It is not a liquid or a snuff, but is EASILY applied with the linger. All druggists have it. ;"»0cts. By mall til) cents. Send for circular. Ely Bros., Owego, N. V. » PERRY DAVIS'"** PAIN-KILLER 18 KKCOHMENDF.D BY Physicians, Ministers, Missionaries, Man­ agers of Factories, Workshops, Planta­ tions, Nurses in Hospitals--in short, everybody everywhere who has ever given it a trial. TAKEN IKTERKAIiLY, IT WILL BE FOUND A NEVEB FAILING CL'BE FOB SUDDEN COLES, CHILLS, PAINS IN THE STOMACH. CRAMP& SUMMER and BOWEL COM­ PLAINTS, SORB THROAT, Ac. APPLIED EXTI;KN"AT.TIY, IT IS THE MOST EFFECTIVE AND BEST LINIMENT ON KAliTH FOB ( UUINO SPRAINS BRUISES, RHEUMA­ TISM .NEURA.LOIA TOOTH. ACHE, BURNS. FROST- BITE3, &c. Prices, 25c, it;, and $1.00 jer Settle. FOB SALE BY ALL MBI>ICINK DEALEBS. Beware of Imitations. Slete euro guarnnteed. Ask for "Rough on Piles." ure cure for itching, protruding, bleeding, or a~" form of Piles. 50C. At Druggists' or Mailed. Xbe habit of running over boots or shoes corrected with Lyon's Patent Heel Stiffeners. IF afflicted with Sore Byes, use Dr. Isaac Thompson's EycWater. Druggists tell it. 26c. FR a cough disturbs your s'eep, take Piso'A Core for Consumption and rest well THE Frazer Axle Grease is the very best. A trial will prove #E ace right. PATENTS B. S. K A. P. L.ieEY. Patent AttomevH.Washinpton, D.C. ^ Inetrictions anil opinions as to patentability FREE. 49*17 years'experience. CLYDESBALE AND ENGLISH SHIRE HORSES. The only stud inAmar- at Chicago Fair, the World s Fair at New Orleans, the ltoyal So­ ciety of England, etc. Large imi>i>rtat:oti ar­ rived Au^iiHt 1 and more to follow, our buying facilities being unequaled. there is no such opportunity of- first-Class animals of ery lowest prices. Every ani- 1 and guaranteed. Terms to suit all lognes on application. CAKBUIIH BROS* Janewrtlle. Wia. W O M E N "tfisjrssasTrtisassfe.'W BITTERS. THE BEST TONIC rjehea and Parllea tbe Blo«4» Mtiailatei the Appetite, Stractkeaa tho Maaclea aad SCnUwconplnlea,! It.doaa not hlacfc-- UM taath, oaoaa haadscbs. at I stmng HEALTHY baby, and was greatly benefited." MRS A. P. OlU>*HX. CrawfqrdavUM, Iowa, says: " I used Brown's Iron Bitten for nermmsnesa ana femftle weaknesa, and waa graatljr benefited. I never NG»d anrthing better." MRS 8 . A. COBET. Lansing, Mich., sajm: " I have Genuine B&s above Trade Hark and cinaeed red LINES on wrapper. Take no otker. Made only by BUWW.M CILL MLCIL W»., BALT1NOKK, MIA. xrr z» 9 Hum Roma. It never fafla to do its work tecaaasof latos rla, Btllousass. Cautl*ati«% MM* Mbe,loaof Appetite aad«l-- Debility, Ilearalfla. and Ji* Vswfi Complaints. Hope a Malt Btttew h a » table Compound. It is a MadUetM^oc a Bai^ room Drfniu It dttTan a day and night from tbe TH«' Mixture* of vile whlakjr aromatlea. Hopa A Malt Bttm Is »»»«-- g | mended by Phytldaaa, Mmtrtara sa* ?l nraea as being the Beet FamQy Medidae «mr : compounded. Any wonu or eMMeaa take It. | "From my knowledge of Its tngredlee*, natfe* : no circumstances can it injure any one tabf Ik It contains no mineral or other deleterious anlv- 1 stance. Poaaewing real merits, the remedy Is. meerring succew.,r 5 C. B. DaPtrr, Ph. O., Detroit. Xlcfc. •' J The only Genuine are manufactured by 1 HOPS * MALT BITTERS CO., Dttreft.JBsh Without Doubt That poor fellow has some* disease of th© Liver or Kidneys. It is pitiful to see a man in such • tt condition. Ayer's Sarsaparilla ^ Has relieved and cured hu|ir:'-M dreds of similar cases. * JOHN WYUE, SS Moody st., Lowdtf ' -Vass., W AS troubled with want of appetite* oppressive weakness, and severe pains fa the small ot his back: all indications of $crioti3 DERANGEMENT ot the kidueys aad . . . liver. Ayer's Sarsaparilla made HTM % well mail ngain. ^ Fr. J. IIOPPE, Kewaunee, 117s., suf­ fered from bad action of the liver, having terrible headaches, and sucli pains In bis back he could hardly walk. He wsf cured by Ayer's Sarsaparilla. JL'LKS V. GKTCHELI., St. Louts, WAS a broken down man, for some Y>6ars, FROM JIO other cause than derangement OT tho liver. He tried Ayer's Sfersapartllir and says; •• By the hlcssiug of God It baS cured inc. 1 feci younjr n^ain. Tho best that can be said of Ayer's Sarsaparilla KT not half GOOD enough." 1ji e,rriju,4 Ayer's Sarsaparilla, Prepared by T)r. «T. C. Ayor & Co., T.o\vi>ll, SoM by I^niifsisto. Price SI ; six bottles. OK « T * - « Tie Best Waterproof Coat. 1^.; J* ; [foSH InieFTSTI URAJ9D SLICKER ft warranted end *»1 keep you dry J the hardest oinrm. The new POMMEL ftMCKKR U a perim ri.linj? coat- ftM Icovers the entire Beware of imitations. Nona without UM "Flals (Brand'* trade-mark. Hlnatrated Catalogue free. A. J. Tower* Beaton, JKaM QUICK OPUM aaleo.btg pay,steady work, no talk. >1 an hour for either bp*. |U,50 sum pies free. Semi stamp and s®. cure u pleiisaiit 8" m mer's busi ness. 'Merrill Mt'gCo. B9fi)Ohic«go.Ill. Habit. Quickly nnd r*1n1eM* ly cured i t home Correspondence KoiiclH'd and frtr trial of curt seut liones! 1 n veBtljral ors. TH F. H r m AN > Kejkuy COMPAK Y. LttUyeiU', iod. •f tha Louisville and Jeffertonrille Ferry Co., Mr. J. 0» Doreej, wbo Uvea on Wall St., JefferravUle, lnd.» lufferti Nvactly from Neuralgia In the face, and waa qatcklr eared by ATHLOFHO&Oft. This is the only iurt aad ea/e remedy for Neuralgia. ABK your druggist for Athto- pharos. if you cacaet jet It of htudo net try eoaethiac •lee, but order at onee worn a*. We win eeal U exprcN' paM CO receipt of prle* $1«00 P*f bottle. ATHL0PH0P08 C0..118 Vail Bt.. Waw Tarlt. A Skin of Btantr Is a Joy Vorevsr. DR. T. FELIX GOfRAUira Oriental Cream or Magical Beautifier Removes Tan, Pimples, Frec­ kles. Moth-pat- chug, U*xh and Kkin disease*, and every ble­ mish <>n )>eau- g 'Z Vtv. ami defies V detection. It lia* ftood the Sent of thirty years, and is so liiirmlesa we tante it to be mire the prep­ aration is prop­ erly ma te. Ac­ cept no coun­ terfeit of simi­ lar name. The distinguished Dr. L. A. Sayre said to a lady of the hint ton (a |>atient),M*//«» UuVt* trill uxethrm, I r>c<>tnmen<l • fiotirtitiil'* Cream' ax the leant harmful of all .SAin preparations." Oue bottle will ]»nt six months, uHimr it every day. Also I'oudre Subtile removes (superfluous hair without injury to the nkiii. l'KKl i. T. llOI'KINS, Manager, 48 Bond St.. N. V. I'or sale by all ilrutfiristii and Fancy Qooda Dealers throughout Die I'. Cmiailas. itnd Europe. Beware of ba»e imitations. *1,000 Howard for aireat and proot of any one a«lling the same. DROPSY •# TREATED FREE. • r»K. If. II. GlIlSKJf St N(»«, HpeclaliatM for Thirteen \>urs Pant. Have treated Dropsy and Its complication** with the most wonderful KUCCCM* ; use vegetable remedlea. entirely harmless, lie move all aymptoma of dropay in eiifht to twenty dayn. rurc patlenta pronounced hopeleaa by the beat of physicians. From the flrat dose tbe symptom* rapidly disap­ pear. and In ten days at least two-thirds ot all symp- toiuB are removed. (/' Home may cry humbutr without knowing anything about it. Hemeraber, it does not coatjrou anything to realize tlic merits of our treatment foryourse.t " XX'4 > ' * w ' SPALDING'S ATHLETIC RUl Governing all Athletic Syria, together wG tho iar»re»t Illustrated Cataloflttt - - - L(Ms erer offered, mailed lor l.s allowed to the purchaser of . laraountoff I ami upward. A. B. A llltllN, l hti'*xo, «r 111 Bmiwax, MENTION THIS PAPER wna warns TO tWM FACE, HANDS, FEET, , . " and all tkrir tavartoctloas. Nulsiha VMM* *'\ l>«^lopmnt, Sawilmi Hatr. Ural Hsl% . Mole, warts. Moth, Fncklss, EU4 Mas*. . Dla. k Htsds. Scan, Pittix aa4 Ibsfr 1 l ItM - A see . _ 17 V tVerlM* Coos h Syrup. In time. Sold '* Care for Consumption tand ay int.' , Drusirist, Kintoer, Mich. "Will buy no other uonife Medicine aa lon« as w« can get Piso'a Cure.'-C. £ L**IWE*. Kirkwood, ill. CURES Best Cough Syrup. In time. Sole *PtKo'e Cure cured me of Oofiwatri ROHI:KT8ON, Bracdywine, Hd. Coach Syrup. TMI Sold by d - i'ii si; j -Pico's Cure for Consumption Is the best tnSdlcaaSi 'J$~> we ever used."--O. L. RoPES, Aldlene. Kaas. p ten days the difficulty of breathlnK imlne regular, the urinary organs their tuTl duty, sleep is rextored, the m ... In relieved, the to disrh&nre f swelling all or --wr ; ; "Piso'a Cfti* for Consumption la Jkting *««^de!« tor ; „ le.-- -H. n. STAK8®».*> Newark, N. Y. ' ^ 1KIA UU«/»MC«V ,n ICBIWICU, |UB BWOillUK Oil UT nearly pone, the strenirth increased, and appetite made uood. We are constantly curing cases of lone atand- inp- cases that hare l>een tapped a number ot times, and the patient declared unable to lire a week. Hive full liiwtory of CMS. Name Be*, bow long afflictM how badly swollen and where, are bowels cost**- have legs btuvled and dripped water. Send fo '*** iiain iihlat, containing teatimonlals, questions. tc- BestOouchSyrvp. Tastes Intinvs. SoMtardna Ten days' treatment furnished free by ru»'- Kptlepsy (Fita) positively eured. If you order trial, send lO centa iti ™r lwh.lR.MrjR, ̂ eaaOlpS-'l teniedy to cur© Vor u«w receWSaff ini' tnt*! *wB«iV»e an.I a Kreo Bottla of my l:if»lllbto Mmid? 0<% Express and Post OBlca. 1* costs yos Jt a trial, and I will cure yon. • _. . B 5jdress I)r? U. O. ROOT, 1M Paarl St.. Naw Toifc toed elsewhere to pix>cure choicest breeding at ma! duly reaoMM « customers. MUSTANG Survival of the Fittest. A FAMILY MKDllI>g THAT HAS H8AL8D MILUO.NS DVRIK6 SS TKAR8! imHlfitlllHEIT. A BALM FOB EVKBV H'OCSD OF KAN AW1» BEAST I The Oldest ft Best Liniment EVEB MADE IN AMERICA. SALES LABGEETHAN EVEB. Tho Mexican Mnstanr Liniment has been known for tnoro than thirly-flve y< :u'8 as tho best of all Liniments, for Man and Beast. Its sales to-day are larger than ever. It cures when all others fail, and penetrates skin, tendon and innscle, to the very bone. Sold sTywlicre. C O N S U M P T I O N Consumption Can Qwrsitt DR. ~ wm.HALL S -I& "•""Dll Oil! LUN6S.DALOANI gl^L _ t urf* t'MMIiptl laeiza. Hrss«kr Honr»«>iiee .. Csa|k,aaa nil Ksihs. <1 saathc* . --ral* lael .... IsHsmh S»d poli«si. rssr, and prevent* the ataat. • ti«ktnea* atrsw the rh.-et which areaaauy: it. < '•"'••tnjitljee Is net aB lsrsrakle aaiMr. » II AI.I.'S BALSAM will car* yss, ST-- • ihsugk pp Ifslssal aW falla : f SKRVOl ^ KBIUnWPEUUW M»1 A Life Experience. Bsmsrkabw aad quick cure*. Trial Package*. Consulta­ tion and Books by Mail FBEE. AMNM Dr. WARD A CO., Louisiana, Mo. Ton are allowed <i free trio/ of UMy days of the use of Dr. I>ye's Celebrated Voltaic Belt wi Suspeusory Appliance*, tor tlM» s_ manent cure ot XtiTom Debility, a:i<l all kindreii tn iules. Also tor many< eases CunniU te rvstoration to Health aad Ti|W guaranteed. Ko riak " "" * * i>h!er. in seaUd *mveli< VC»1.TAIC BELT i Hbo% Bemedy ibr Cktmt is the last, batael to Use, and Cbespsst. C A T A R R H vi '^1 i Also food fat QoM in the HaadarheTHa^v Fever Ac. ft) C. N. C.. k SiMm • f i * * x i WHKN WKITINO TO AD1 4 I " iilfase say jros saw tbe aiiwrtt LWII

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