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•feotld love the <i> IIWM a oer- Tbe "Hm Ha ifftM aid day. kildllf a be net- cttlaea OB SMMMMS street 11 IM ItM 40 «0 » *lf»«lr!" *u the proa pi reply. ,*Then 70a don't )AV« your teacher?" sir. .That Is,1 didn't uotll ye»M*aay, b«l now I do. I think she* j«wrj*lly » fei-;v iWi» have yoa loved her since yes- ' tetany?" t ***«, kaow JeekCatae? Woll . it's the wort® fighter In oar room. Ho ; eto Hok m« aad two other boys with •BO tattd tied behind bim. Well, ho WMf^^ttolick me last night, and feewas ahaktng hli fist at me in school, > and ehowlag hie teeth and getting mo r all excited when the teacher saw ' fclm." -Did, oh,w . "You bet «hO dl#* aw# toe way «*« took him oat of that and walloped litm and bumbled him down made me feel as if she was a mother to me! When school was out Jack dasn't touch nobody. He was wilted down, and s^„ when I hit him with a hank of dirt ho never even looked around! I guess Fni going to try and lick him in the morning, before he gets oyer feeling • taMBble."--Texas COLBY GENERAL ̂ MERcttAN'f mmm <, ! • * ' & - Krone Door VTwt ®fthe Birenlde House,Jgk MALES j . At their Store, m McHenry, III, J* ..V *t_.S All Elegant Stock -M *.7« Aim th# Celebrated ARLAND STOVES & RANGES, Aad in short, everything in the Hardware. --»0J&* ^ . k 4... Is now mt-rfi Stove and Tin Line. r. . i? m-Ji a® Wl HAYS A FULL 8TOOK O m'-m SSL** , i * - f c ' ' . r i * , \ x . What IN aif»ilfw». A G. Bote, from New London. _ < Oonn., writes: Send me two bona of four Kemp's Pile Suppositories by mall. Oar druggist Is out. They are for a friend. I tried everything with* Wit help, tat tin Suppositories cured me. The treatment is new and within reach of all, and would advise the 4 afiected to give them a trial. For1 pamphlets on Piles address Box 395 Lo Boy, N. Y. For sale in McHenry, „<tj If Q««. W. Besley's at We per box* Quinsy Can be Cured. Smith's Quinsy Specific Is an abso- ' lately sure cure for this painful and dangerous disease. The undersigned aofi *ed from quinsy for years, but to finally discovered a remedy whlok 7 cured him and all who used 1%. It has never yet foiled. A purely vegetable remedy, safe and pleasant to take. Price 80 c, Single trial packages sent torSSc. Circulars and testimonials for I Stamp. Get it now and be prepared to control the next attack. Address; Qw. W. SMITH. Solo Prop'r Mtf llinTr, Phelps, N, Y. ~ Please mention this paper. For Sate- In the village of McHenry, a house aad five lota. The owner wishing to MUd on land owned bv him outside ! of the corporation will sell very Ipw. The hou*e has been newly painted tfcWMlgborit, contains f>ur rooms beside* kitchen and pantry below, and v tiro good large rooms and cloaets in | tile second story. There is a good barn, I well, cistern, and other outhouses on | Um, premises. Also an abundance of I amau trait of all kinds. Is well located and convenient to the Publlo School. Witt be sold cheap if applied f*t soon, farther particulars inquire at this Also twenty seres of good land near the corporation. Will be sold cheap ASennIM* Man. Would use (Kemp's Bslsam for the Throat and Lung*, It Is curing more esses of Coughs. Cold*, Asthma. Bron­ chitis, Croup and all Throat and Lung Troubles, thBD ftBy other medicine. The^ proprietor has authorised Geo. W Bealey to refund your money if after tilting three-fourths of a bottle relief Is not obtained. Price 8O0 and 91 Trial size. free. New Tea or facet quality picked last May only W cents per pound at Fttsslmmons A Kvanson's, If yon want to learn bow to Paint 'BUCK? for One Dollar, call at Store. West Bad. Whidh they have now «pra lot the inspection of their customers and buying public in general. They are now showing ~oiie of the finest Stocks of Dress Goods! CLOTHING, •--ANlMi Ever Shown in McHenry# In Knocking out High Prices, and are now showing their cus­ tomers that it is for their interest to trade with them. POULTRY W. PRATTV WACOOXDA, ILL. Hat far sale oM ud yonng itaek, «f Ike ,jy--<»V thtrwKfc M Po •Itry, »Wch I wUI tell tmr eae halfthe nraal pries. Black B. B. Games, Blue Games, Black Tarter Games, Black Cochins, Langshans, Wy- abdotte, Gold Lace Sebright Bptww, Light Brahams, R. (;. B. Leghorns, 1 Wild Turkey Ghobbler, 50 Pekin Ducks, 6E0. W. PRATT, Wanconda. Twa umwMM. -1 SOALB N AM IKDISPBMSASLS A Full Line of Choice Family Groceries always on hand. Call and see us and learn prices before purchasing else* heie. ALTHOFF BBQS. McHenry, Sept. 20th, 1886, DONT YOU FORGET IT! ASA W. SMITH, -OF- Woodsrtook, - - llllnoLn. , Bar-ked by MUIIOB* or MM* oiat yea CffOSMKITT against damage by Fire* Lightning, Wind Btormn CTCLONMa AlfD TOR1TADOX& Mpp tee a postal eard and I will •isltyea: *11 en tie and I will write you a policy, ana waen either or any of theae destructive el* stents devastates your property, happy will yea be If yoa bold one of my policies, for I will surety visit yoa, and .minister tmtetyeu. will not forsake yea. AQAIW. BMI1M* flM'ilMWMM At * & t >*, Si r - * ^ AID nSHUB ^ - WJiicli wVlt be sold as low as the same quality of Goods can be bought anywhere. Call at my store before buying elsewhere. THE FINEST LINE OM BIRD CAGES IN TOWN. JOBBING AND promptly Attended |jg*Ko Trouble to show Goods,.. JOHNI- s tory Mc«nry, 111., lla; 24th, 18W. o m Illinois. -DBALEB Drugs, Medicines, Paints, Oils, Toilet Articles, &t. The finest line of Pure Candies to be found in the county. The best brands ot < Hgars aud Smoking and Chewing Tobacco always on hand. Physicians Prescriptions carefully compounded. . W. Nichols, Jr., a Jeweler of large experience, haft takan a " Window in tihs Store, and is prepared'to do all work inhis line. CEO. W. BESLEY. I •• H " DRAINAGE ENGINEER AND SURVEYOR Levels taken, Drains located and Grades established for Tile and Open Drains. Swamp and overflowed lands reclaimed. Elevations taken of Springs. Ponds and Water Courses and 4 all work requiring Accurate Leveling P. O. Address, GREENWOOD, ILL. Ssnawa tt Pin lumusa CMnua L S. SPENCER'S SINt. ^ CMLFOBB, OOWW. , Mim HANDY STWEnaf. NO " STO C^XFLETE WITHOUT ONE. -- to us Car 1 »««. on insure, get terms lightning, ami Tornado t In the Phoenix, of or German, of Fi-ee- Bonslett A StoJlel, •tons aad HXATXBS, ASK WAXXUtQ nUTKS, SCHOOL BOOH HZATEBS. ssaMUagtheBadlatloa aad Veottiatlea «t aa "M with the operation of a WAan in asaaaaa, also farlor and Cook Stoves. Ima, (maul rvBiiAcn, *«, ObtalMsaMlMoa^ipUcatkm. TBI UTICOKT- mSJACE ft IKTO. 00. 7® Bookman St. N. Y.CIty. BOOTS AUD SHOES, 'I J Our purchases have^been nnusna^ly heavy. (Jonseqently our cus­ tomers will have the advantage of one of the To select from fver shown in McHenry^ An inspection of Goods and Prices respectfully solicited. HENRY COLBY# PERRY OWEN, HEADQUARTERS Fall Oampaigi% f'fwIWi Vf ' IALL AND WINTER STOCK ~ y" 'li"; w^r;. DOWN . H. DWIGHT Woodstock, Illinois. 'Wn'ijgf Mc&Lr&L WB TAKE IHl .... ufacturers of the west as will enable us to offer Oloaks at about the price which m have paid for their stock. $ Ladies Newmarkets. From $4 up. flim't fail to geta pair of •%. *• ah--aHsm, tlMdint at th* Z.imgs, ~ ""--Kotbui, toMUM7, Chronu 'ohnxm tc Co.. Boston, MMe. WANTEO. To Canvass for the sate sf Nursery Stock! SteaAv e >.ployment cnaranteed. SALARY ABO EXPENSES PAIO. Apply at CHA8S BEOS. Roohentar, II. Y. (Refer fee this Paper) •am.# Bear io mind the tact that you can aave lota of mooey In buying your jloote and Stioea at Dwlgbt's Cash Store, Woodstock. 11L Sr«a«Mt!i. V OintZS-Sieh JMAKC vaw; azos BLOOD. laths pills. Viad eet m Sold jhwrijUa's ntrawls tMuphui Sc.. Bo(to&« •btawisMMM fi|Un lite it. It «WM ehMMB eholsrs sad all MIMMI of bans. HSffi&SSSSi CIBLEY'STESTEBCEEDS UFOB ALL CLIMATES, | FOB ALL S O I L S , A LL P LANTS. All tested for vitality, and in Gardens for parity and value. LOW P RICES. Siblsr's Frids e* tte Vflvth Osra, riimsd ta otreme North fa '•» and '83. MMsr's Imperial Barter, yielded at tsteof SM task, per asm. Satotajted Pstate, beM of ia5 vsrietie*; HOT PROOF, SLIGHT raoor: yUld TBS NU. psr aers. twSsiW T--SIP, Urgm smooth, and evlkst large sort; soreless; best for oiAet. First aaa Best Psaj Mltas, most fMMjn: m«tur« unifortnly i bent for market. St^s TesM OMMurs ks« m ooes^dTSl^eO^W PBSillTTMS AT ALt PAIBS. SEND ros CATALOGUE AND PRICE LIST of vegetable, Iwrer aad field weds of all tested valuable Tarleties. Mail_ordetsprompthr Slk>d,«iaUac a seed start at hocae. LOWBST PBIOBS. .HIRAM SIBLEY A COTRocherter ,N.Y.fChicagotlll. We are more Every person who buys a pair saves a dollar. shall shortly have a Kid Shoe at same price. Don't forget it merits THE WORLD In regard to the ̂ unequal! fktfljiinjiDiiteiinaoJr. The Original and Famous Three-Wheeled Plew, Which lor Lightness of Draft and Working QualitJss Is dM Conceded Champion of the Whole Plowed World. POUTS OF SIIKMRITY. pejSc«jwpport .ffordSTtqf Uiree wheeU the pltfw is Carried, not dragged. It ta easy ott the teamt because therejs absolutely no weight on tne horses' Bvftnras aqnare corners, turning fur- mws either inward or outward, as may be desired. The rear narrow wheel Is locked when plowing straight ahead, but unlocked by foot- irip when necessary to turn. After the corner Is aimed it locks itself automatically. The caster wheels running: In furrow effectually prevent any strain on the frame of the plow, or 00 the horses when turning. The plow is turned on the same principle as a cart. The flront fterrow wheel Is at point Of plow, insuring a uniform depth wnea Crossing dead furrows or ditches. The land axle has a spring: that keeps the plow from being too rigid, and causes ft'to Bit level whets crossing corn furrows or ridges. The team Is hitched the same as to a oral king plow, and the horses draw easily and nattt* fj tally. The plow Is In front of the drlTCT, th. •»._* n hw«amce stock and oui prices »H> ... lue lowest. i5y aealinsr witn us you can aret value reveived every trated and proved in our descriptive circuaw, time sent free to any address. We also mail, free of charge, *"*>' ' -• ..i .y;i ^ . the Agricultural Pilgrim's Progress, by John-with-a- •• •• • ' ' , » Bunion, with illustrations; the Story of the Flying ^ r '* '* * i Dutchman, a graphic sea sketch: and other litersturs <frVl w jit," s* <&.,**' l »hich will amuse, entertain and instruct, address, MOLINE PLOW CO., Hollne, IlllsoiS WE HAVE THE BEST MAKES OF $. "f \y- "iS 1 I, j,J? ' !. -ifc. 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