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£, WEDNESDAY, DFC. 8, v'" 'lili. 1 ' » , i 'i i1 1888, Railroad Time Table. "On and after Monday, June 31,1 Trains will pu) McHenry Station as below: <30180 SOUTH. Uk«tiMimPul«BgW -7:38 k. M Uk« QeMTt Bxpreaa / .8:25 " Lake Geneva Freight., 12:45 r. M Lake Geneva Passenger... ,.3.26 " OOIWO NOBTH. ^ Lake Geneva Fretffht .Ml a. * Lake Geneva Passenger ........10:00 - > Lake Geneva Express .4:48*. u Like Geneva Passenarer 6:57 * Stops only to leave Passengers. B. Buss, Agent. McHenry, 111 THB Board of Supervisors are LO f Special Session, *1 Woodstock this week. I. PKIBK FBEUND U reported quite * Kick. He fa aider the cars of Doctor |*f- ffegers. | ' Miss DORA WHITING has been vlsl- | ting with Mrs. C. A, Walsh the past ' week. • REMEMHER the New England Sup- ^ per, at Riverside Hall, on Friday evening of this week, of A ^ READ the new advertisements Bonslett & Stoflel and Fitzsimmons Evanson. . Go to Fitzsimmons &r Branson's Auction Sale, on Saturday next, com­ mencing at 10 o'clock A. u. LOOK oat for the new Holiday ad Vertlsement ofj Althoft Bros., which irill appear next week. REMEMBEB the Social Hop, at the Parker House, to-morrow, Thursday, evening. Music, Si ©cam's Orchestra. X^WB understand that Chas, Cutter* / ldge, of Lake Geneva, has been en- V gaged as teacher of the Ringwood \ Band, f W. H, FORD, of the Riverside House, I sold his fine black carrisge team last 1 week to a party near Harvard, for the V handsome sum of $500, R WE understand there will be a Tar- key, Glass Ball and Clay Pigeon Shoot, on the River, in this village, on Friday December 34th. Full particulars next I- week. .. .v /THBODORB SMITH, son of John W. /Smith, who has been tn Nebraska for I the |past few years, is visiting with V..friends in this vicinity. WATCH for the new Holiday adver. tisement of G. W. Besley, the West Bide Druggist, which will appear next week. But in the mean time do not fall to call Aad see his fine stock of Holiday Goods, just received. "ADAM the goodliest man of men ' since born," still could not be called exactly enviable, for when he tilled the ground in the dewy twilight and caught a fharp touch of rheumatism, he had no Salvation Oil for his cure, and no twenty-Are cents to try it. AT the Annual Meeting ot the McHenry County Agricultural Board, held at Woodstock on Monday last, the following officers were elected for the ensuing year: President, Titos, McD Richard", Secretary, A. S. Wright* Treasurer, E, C* Jewett. Superin­ tendent, Burton Wright. THB Ladies Willing Workers Socie­ ty, connected with the Universalist Church, will meet at the residence of Mrs. W. H. Ford, on Thursday Afternoon, the 9th, at 1,30 sharp. A general attendance if earnestly re­ quested. Mas. J. B. fiBSr, President, MISS GBACB QW»M, Secretary. WB learn that the farm house, known as the Steckton place, about a half mile West of Solon, was burned to the ground on Saturday last. It was one ot the best farm houses In the town of Richmond. The fire caught in the garrot, and was probably from a defective chimney. It was insured for 9800. I HAVB always observod that if a little town has the good fortune to have a leader In whom the citizens have confidence, it will go ahead; but where they have none, and the people do net work together, but some pull, haw and gee, and some pull back and some don't pull at all, and all want to ride, it makes no progress.--.Eg£-. ' JAMES KIMBALL, the llghtuing Auctioneer, of Elgin, has been en­ gaged to officiate at the first great Auction Stle at Fltzsim/nocs A Evan- son's. Saturday, Dee. 11th. Come and bear this noted Expounder. IT Is said that the lady who wrote "In the Gloamlpg," made three thous­ and dollars out of it. Some newspaper men who write not only in the gloam­ ing, but ^until three o'clock next morning, don't make five dollars out of It. Now that the loog winter evenings are coming on, we would like to have a representative In every neighbor­ hood, who will write up the Items as they learn them and send them to us. It will help to make the paper inter­ esting, and will be a plesaant pastime for the writer. Always be brief, sign your tame, aad. avoit unpleasant personalities. A SLBBPBB is ooe who sleeps. A sleeper Is that in which the sleeper tleeps. A sleeper (s that on which t ie sleeper which oarrles the sleeper on 'Vhich he sleepe runs. Therefore, while the sleeper sleeps In the sleeper the sleeper carries the sleeper over the sleeper under the sleeper until the sleeper which carries the sleeper jumps oil the sleeper and wakes the sleeper In the sleeper by striking the sleeper under the sleeper, and there is no longer any sleep ?r In the sleeper on the sleeper. PATENTS granted to oltizens of Illi­ nois during the past week, and report ed expressly for the PLAINDEALEK by C. A. Snow A Co., Patent Lawyers, opposite U. S. Patent Offloe, Washing- ten, D. C. G. C. Bovey, fcotmt Morris, two wheeled Vehicle, L. M. Devore, Freeport, Ribbon holder, C. Dominy, Englewood,Scale. E. H, Rice, Mendota, Jar clamp. £. A. Hep worth, Aurora, Soil pulveriser. E. M. Heylraan, Peoria, Check rover, J. J. Jones, Rocktord, making finger bars. W. H. Newton, Tower Hill, Cultivator, W, D. Sherosan, Dixon, Wire Stretcher, C, W. Sylvester, Marengo, Wind Mill, Monthly Report of Union School, Nunda, HIGHER DKPARTMSXne. A., CLASS, 1 Bennie Ford 96 I 5. Flora Jackman.. .!>* Mary Williams.. .96 | 6. Mattie Smith 93 Lorenzo Lowell.95 | 7, Hammond Dike..92 Maggie McGarry.95 I 8. Louise Pomeroy.89 9, Mas Dike..... B CLASS. Oberg.,96 1 8 Ohas. J«<*ttman..89 Frack Shepar<1...95 | 9 Joiin Howe 89 Charlie Mead.. ..94 j 10 Lizzie Dike 8S Lyra Dike 93 | 11 Bert Ford .....87 Wallace Pease... 90 i 12 Mary Morris 86 Caddie Morley... 90 13 Flora Church....85 Mamie Munroe.. .89 114 Tyler Hufftaan..S3 15 Ousian Congden 77 AN old lady, mother of Mrs Prink Smith, of Johnsburgh, was accidentally run oyer while going to church on Sunday last, her right leg being broken Just above the knee. She is about 85 years of age and consequently such an accident is more serious than for a I younger person. At last accounts she 1 was as easy as could be expected \ under the circumstances. "Indian Dept." Washington D.C' I am aaxlous to Introduce Dr. Ball's Cough Syrup among my Indians, having used it myeelf for several months, and think It one of the finest remedies I ever found. I assure you. It is the only thing that ever relieved me of a protracted cough brought on by exposure while on the Sioux Com­ mission last year. A. G, BOOSE. I (Agent for Poncas and U. S. Commissioner, THE Standarrd Theatre and Spec­ ialty company gave their entertain ment at Riverside Hal!, on Friday and Saturday evening's last, as advertised and were greeted with good houses each evening.^The entertainment was proilTwtficed "by all to be one of the best ever given In this village. The specialty part of the programme was a real musical treat and the Drama was brought out In a manner that was beyond eritiotsflfc. Where all done so well It would be useless for us to at­ tempt te particularize, but suffice to aay that each one took their part in a manner that would have done honor to professionals. The entertainment throughout was highly enfoyed by all who were present. C CLASS, Maud Van S'yke 96 2 Mars Doherty. ..96 3 Delia Branch....94 ulia Powers....94 5 Katie Flemmiug 94 6 Wallace Morey..9U 7 Geo, Oollin 93 8 Nora Parseley. ..!)2 9 iiatlie Ballou--92 10 Rosa Miller 92 11 John Palmer. ...92 12 Flora ttarback...91 13 Nellie Neville....91 A. C, NOttTfl, Principal. MRS. A. C. NORTH, Ass't, 14 Cliff Willard SO 15 May Hamilton...8B 16 Alva llale. 88 17 Russel Hubbard.88 18 Louie Smith 88 19 Mittie Huffman..88 20 Raymond Owen.86 21 Susie Bryant... 84 22 Mary 8tOlair....83 23 Kate Howe 82 24 Willie Jayne 82 85 Harry Wilber....Sl 2t> Ohas. Nash 79 Public School Entertainment. The Teachers and Pupils of th^ McHenry Public 8ohool are preparing to give two entertainments In the in­ terest of the school, and will entertain their friends on Friday and Saturday evenings, Dec. 17 and 18, "Months and Seasons" by A. C. Gutterson, a beauti­ ful Cantata in four parts, will be pre­ sented each evening- This Cantata contains uuusually attractive music, consisting of Solos, Duetts, and Choruses, Interspersed with Tabloaux. Time one hour. "Grandpa's Birthday," a charming operetta for children, by C, A. White, will be given the first evening. Time forty minutes. "Initia­ ting a Granger'1 a ludicrous farce by T,S. Denlson will be presented the second evening, and sure to be in­ tensely interesting. Male and mixed quartettes, short recitations, and varied exercises to complete each evening's programme. E. B. Perkin"s Orchestra (six pieces) will assist In these entertainments, Remember the date, Doc. 17 and 18, and encourage the school by your presence. For cast of characters, etc, see small bills. J. J. VASEr, principal, Grand Social Hop. There will be a Social Hop at Grand Hall, onj Thursday evening, Dec. 9th, to which the dancing public are cordi­ ally invited. Tickets 91.00. Those desiring Supper con be accommodated by leaving order when purchasing ticket. W. PARKER. AUCTION ! AUCTION! Great Auction Sale of Dry Goods, Clothing, Hats and Caps, at Fitzsim- mone A Evsnson's, commencing Satur­ day, Dec 11th, 1886, at 10 o'clock sharp* All are Invited, FITZSIMMONS FT BVANSON. „ , - , Proceedings of the Boar* of Trustees. McHenry, III. Dec. 6th, 1886, Board met pursuant to adjournment. Present Trustees Gilbert, Howard, Cristy, Nichols, Weber and Rothermel. Minutes of last meetfng read and approved. The following bills were presented, audited, and the clerk ordered to draw orders on the Treasurer for the same; S. McDonald, Team work 118 "0 Win Schreiner, Street Work and wood 13 94 C, Lincoln, Lighting Lamps; 13,00 On motion the Street Commissioner was instructed to rail all bridges with* in the Corporation that need railing, or bridges that are six feet or over. On motion adjourned. B. GILBEBT, President. Attest, J. VAH SLTKB, Clerk. Great bargains in Holiday Slippers at Dwight's, Woodstock, 111, AUCTION Sale Dec. 11th end Thurs- Deo. 16th, and possibly a continuance from day to day until the'last knl tting needle is sold. Further announce ments will appear in our next Issue. FITZSIMMONS ft BVANSON, Now England suppor- TE women of New England desire alle ye menne and women folks to at* tende a greate syogynge meeting and Supper, wh wille be held at ye Publick Hall of ye R.verside Ion, In y« towne of McHenry, on Friday night, ye X day of ye month of December, A. D. MDCCCLXXX VI, where certain sacred hymns and tunes and likewise worldly songs wille be sung, and divers goodly things to eat wille be served. All ye moneys taken at this entertaynemeut shall go to replenish ye cofiers of ye Society of "Willing Workers," and wille be used for ye benefit of ye Universalist Church. His Excellency, George Washington and wl fe, wille atteade ye meeting, and Brother Jonathan and many others wille be thcro too. The women of ye Society wille have Bedqullts, Comforts, Aprons, and sun- dry other artiolea of use and ornament wh they do desire to sell. Alisteofye muslck to be sung: Y* FIBST PABTB . " ' 1--Ant Bern. Alle Ye menne and women singer 2--Songe and Chorus, Mrs. C. A. Walsh and Three of Ye others, 3--Beading. Miss Florence Sessions, (Or may be another.) 4--Feur Parte Songe. Capt. Hill, W. A. Cristy W. Ho Ford, L, Bremen. For as much as Ye menne and women Singers do sorely need to reobtain they re breathe, Ye PEAKE FAMILY wille now Bntertayne Ye Company. YB SECOKDB PABTB. 1--Chorns. Alle Ye menne and women singem 2--Duet. Henry Wells, B b Cornet. Fred Wells, Solo Alto. 3--Bass Song. Capt. Walter HllL 4--Two Parte Song. Mrs. E. J. Hanly and Miss Cora Wheeler. 5--Chorus. Auld Lang Syne, Congregation. Te cost of Tlcksts wille be 10 cents, Supper 36 cents. Ye doors wille be open at candle llghte. Ye sounding of ye muslck wille begin at 8 of ye clock* Wedding Bells. We mentioned last week just as we were going to press, the marriage, at Geo. E. Parks, of his daughter Miss Libbie Parks, to Herbert W. Allen, of Ringwood, by Rev. B, Brunuing of the Universalist Church, of McHenry, and we further learn that the occasion was a very pleasant one, and all were pres­ ent mentioned below, as making pleas­ ant and valuable presents, the most of which were of the practically useful to young housekeepers, as well as orna­ mental. After the ceremony was per- formed there was served a very excell­ ent wedding lunch, consisting of from meats to fruits and candies, with a fine variety of oakes. The young couple started on the 3:26 train lor Chicago, to remain until Friday (from Wednes­ day, Dec. 1 to 3), when they go to Bos ton, Mass., Nashua, N. H., and In the vicinity of both, where friends and re­ latives of both families reside. About Christmas they expect to return and take up their abode In the H. C. Allen mansion at Ringwood and conduct the agricultural department of the excell- farm. A host of friends will greet them and wish them joy. The presents on the occasion were as follows, Plctorlol history of the world. H W Allen to bride. $10 in gold, Mr and Mrs H C Allen. Fine hanging lamp, P K Allen and wife, $15 in gold* Mr, Mrs and Hapgood Parks. Book, "Daughters of America," Mias Rose Kimball. Pair vases and vinegar cruet. Mr and Mrs C Parks. Individual salt and pepper castor, Berc Parks. 2 table spreads, Misses Etta and Minnie Parks. 1 soap dresser, Mrs Edith Mathews. 1 quilt, 1 rug and 1 pair sheets, Grandma Parks, 1 tidy, Mabel Allen, Silk handkerchief, S W Butterfleld, Chicago. 1 hair brush, brush holder and plush case Mr and Mrs M Church, Woodstock. Table spread Mr and Mrs Frank Kimball, White bed spread Mr and Mrs B-rt Mathews. Large picture. Mr and Mrs Geo stevens. Hand painted piotnre, Mrs S W Butterfleld. Chica­ go. HfBROK SttttOB PLAINDBALER:--Dance Fri­ day night. Miss Bell Fenner visited friends in Woodstock last week. Wm. Rotnour will take possession of the Hotel this week. Geo. Young has sold his farm south of Hebron to Matt Slavin. Miss Nellie Andrews Is spending a few days with friends on Sunflower street. H. R. Baldwin was quite sick last week. School was suspended for one day. Manor and Reynolds have bought out the livery business of Henry Earle, Frank Rowe has added an Improve­ ment to the front part of his store, by putting in double windovs. A two hundred pound bell will soon be erected in the school house bellfry. It has been ordered from St. Louis. E. F. Hewes was home the greater part of last week. Anderson's full orchestra, from Janes- viile, will be lo attendance at the club party Friday evening. Tickets seven­ ty-five cents. A German, who has worked^for Geo. Young during the Summer, was acci­ dentia shot in the knee by the dis­ charge of a gun while our hunting with a friend last week. ,The Hebron Cornet Band is making great improvement under the instruc­ tion of Mr. Hlnman, who^is a thorough teacher. They are hoping to improve enough, so when they, accept an invi­ tation to attend the Mchenry /County Fair of 1887, they may jfie^ble/ to earn their supper. E, A, MURPHY A Co., offer for the Holiday Trade, an extensive line of plain white, hem stitched and fancy bordered Handkerchiefs, at from five to fifty cents apiece. Plain white and brocaded silk handkerchiefs at from fifty cents to two dollars each. Plaid and brocaded silk Mufflers at from one to four dollars each. Table Linens at from eighteen cents to one dollar sev- eniy-five cents per yard. Linen Nap­ kins from fifty cents to ten dollars pnr dozen. Leather and plush Writing Desks and Work Boxes, Hand Mirrors, Portmonias and Ladies Hand Bags. We have a few pairs of fine, all wool Blankets, also a few Slik Plush Cloaks that will be closed out cheap, Bar­ gains in black and colored^Silks and Velvets and all wool Dress Goods. Don't fail to examine our stock before making your purchases. B. A. MURPHY ft co. Woodstock, III, ' fonce Posts for Salo. About 200 good Oak Posts for sale. Inquire of W. H. Ford, at the Riverside House, McHenry. Monies and 8lteep for 8a!e. Sixty medium grade Sheep, the average of a flock ot 180, for sale at Herman KHbourne's, on the G. C. Ben­ nett farm, near Spring Grove. Also a a span of black driving wares, 4 and 5 years old. good lookers, good steppers, kind and absolutely soand. Can be seen at Dr. Benuett's, Richmond. S. F. BXVBBTT. . HAY FOR SALE. Twenty Ton of good Timofh] rHay for sale. Apply to Patrick Floaty* OB the Osmond Hale farm, H nai'ea ROQth east of Burton's Bridge. FOR SALE OR REN r. A farm of 71 acres, situated 3 miles east of Spring Grove, ill. Good House, and other outbuildings, Also a good well of water, JPtyif further particulars inquire of DAVID SMILET. _ _ f Spriug Grove, 111. ao-w.e. A pure bred Cotswold Ram for sale. Bred by J. L. Connelly from Imported GEO. H. HARRISON. On Saturday Dec, 4th. (this week) we will;have a great "Lay out" of Mens Fur Caps, Ladies fine shoes and Y arns. Come in. FlT7.8TMMC.K9 ft BVANSON. CARPETS, all kinds, at Chicago Prices, from now uutil January 1st. Call and see samples at Justen Bros. West Side. T H E finest stock of Furniture, all kinds,, In county, at Justen Bros, West Side, Look Out for Bargains* A good hat, 50c. Lined gloves, 50c. A good stiff hat, 91.35. A mole-skin shirt. |1. A wool suit., to. A fur cap, fine, $1.20. A $4.50 shoe for 83.00. Boys' suits at cost. At E. Lawlu3' Chicago Store In front Riverside Hotel. East McHenry, WOOD FOR SALE, We have a quantity of good wood for sale, which will be delivered to any part of the village at a reasonable price. Orders can oe left at the Brick Mills or at the West McHenry post of­ fice. HAWLY BROS, MRS. P. H. SWI1TH Hereby offera herself as ̂ Htlrae tor the sick. Has had large experience and Is sore to give satisfaction. Terms Reasonable. Can to found at residence two doors East =of the W*at Bide School House. NOTICE. To Wfcdm ft may conceits. "INf ft known that my wife, Mrs. Minnie Coates, has, this 1st day of November, A. D. 1886, left my bed and board with- 0 it any provocation whatever, and be it also known that from this day forth 1 will pay no bills of her contracting, and let this be sufficient notice that no one may give her anything on my account, GEO. H. OOATKS. Ringwood, III., Sov. 1st, 1888. IS-Sw Business Kottoes* City residences for Aj Asa W. Smith, Woodetoek,Ill. Everything to the bottom figures, at I. M. Celluloid Seta, cheaper tha» ever te>jj fere, at G. W. Besley's, West Overcoats and clothing at Perry Owen's. Tete-a-Tete Sets, Bread and Milk Sets and Tea Sets, at Bonslett A Stofiel's. ALGONQUIN. EDITOR PLAINDEALER:--The Liter­ ary on Friday evening last was well attended. They had a fine Programme and It WM well rendered. At C, E. Cbapell's Auction Sale of a car load of milch cows on Saturday last cows sold on an average of 939. per head J. A. Sherwood done the talking, S, M. Babltt, of Oakland, California, is visiting here with relatives and friends. D. W, Thomas Is getting the lumber en the ground for his new barn, Henry Keyes doei the carpenter work. Mrs. G. S. Southworth, of Wood* stock, spent Sunday last with friends bere, Ed Morton, Jr, Is on the sick list, Rev. Mr. Jones, of CsrpentersvUle, attended the Sociable at Wm, MOT ton's, on Saturday evening last. Miss Hamilton, or Rockford, was the guest of Mrs. Slnnett last week. Dr. Green, of Woodstock, made a call !n Gonquin on Sunday last. Mrs. Wm. Glazier, of Chloa^o, Is the guest of Jas. Phtlp. Mrs. Strahlle has been laid ap for the past week with Rheumatism. Mrs. S. S, Chandler Is very sick, There is not much hopes of her recov­ ery. Any one In want ot Linseed Bran will find It at #ny time at C. C-Chuna's feed house. W. B. Dwlgbt will raoelve this week an extra large assortment of Holiday Slippers for Ladies. Gents aad B oys. AUCTION SALE. The undersigned will sell at Public Auction, on the Peter Miller farm, two miles and a half North of Johns­ burgh. On Tuesday, Dec. 14th 1S86, commencing at 10 o'clock A. m. the following property: 3 Good Cows, 2 Heifers 3 years old, 1 Heifer two years old, 1 Spring calf, 1 Span Work Hories coming six years old, 12 Sboats, 1 Luui ber Wagon, I Sulky cultivator, : Single Buggy. 1 Plow. 1 Drag, 1 pair Bob Sleighs. 1 set Double Harness, Single Harness, 1 Fanning Mill, Grind Stone, about six tons of'Corn, 150 bushels Oats, 10 bushels Potatoes, 3 tons Tame Hay. 1 Self Bind Reaper, 1 Hog Rack, and other articles not mentioned. TERMS.--All sums of 910 and under cash. Over that sum a credit ot one year, on approved notes at 6 per cent interest. EMMA MILLER. F. K, GRANGER, Auctioneer. Russian Liniment is a sure cure for Rheumatism, Neuralgia. Diphtheria. Chilblains, Frost Bites, Lameness Burns and Bruises. It Is aUo the best Liniment in the world for the horse Cures Spavin. Ringbone, Splints, and Lameness caused by sprains, etc. One trial bottle will oonvinoe you that the above does not overestimate iiie va'ue of this wonderful medicine, J| by all druggists. moves bile and other Impurities from the e culntion. Protected and strengthened with tli admirable defensive invigorant, the system d fies influences inimical to health,to which,if u: regulated and feeble, it would undoubted succumb. Constipation, ofttn an obstinate ai chronic ailment, is entirely amoved by it, tl liver, kidneys, and bladder aroused Jroin inn tion, and a tendency to rheumatism effectual counteracted. It also eradicates malarial d ease. __ / I2.B0 for a HaadsomTl4 iach Decora* ted Siiade, Hanging Lamp, at BONSLKTT A STOFFEL. CLOSING our. BUSINESS TO BE "WOUND UP" AT ONCE. Fifteen thousand dollars' worth of new and staple merchandise to be con* verted into CASH AT ONCE. Sale absolute and positive, beglnuing ou Friday morning, Nov. 12th. Having decide! to retire from business in this place, we will on Friday, Nov. 12th' commence selling out our entire stock betb at private sale and auction, and invite buyers In need of merchandise of any description to call on us. Our stock Is new and clean, hance we say we are offering you no shelf-worn trash. We also offer our store and re* frlgerator buildings at a bargain. In making this announcement we wish to extend our sincere thanks to our many customers and business associates throughout the county for the liberal support and patronage bestowed upon us while we have been among you dur­ ing the past ten years, and as a further token of your friendship, aid us liber­ ally with your prasence and Influence that the closing scene may be prompt and decisive. Very respectfully, FlTZSTMMOITS ft BVAMSOtf. . 80 Reward. Lost, a Black Setter Female Dog. Answers to the name of Night. The above rew|r,d will be paid to any one returning her to John Heimer, McHen­ ry. • ' Remember the facts that Dwight's old reliable cash store, at Woodstock, is Headquarters for Felt Boots, Rub- t>er Boots, Gum Boots, and Mens, Womens. Misses. Boys and Childrens Buckle Arties, Alaskas aud Self Acting Alaskas. Cups and Saucers, in great variety from 6c to 91, at Bonslett & Stofiei's. AUCTION at Fitzsimmons A Evan* son's, on Saturday of next week. See our •1 and #2. BULL FOR SALE. A grade Durham Bull coming two years old for sale. Apply t$ Wallace Colby, one mile northwest McHen­ ry. 18tf Remember the fact that W. H. Dwight will not be undersold by any house in Woodstock or McHenry Co. Call for the "Winning Btroke", a new Brand of five cent Cigars, manufacture ed by Barbian Bros. It beats them all. THE highest price in Cash paid for strictly fresh Eggs, at Locke's Home Bakery. cheap Albums, from 25c to BONSLETT A STOFFEL. See the new stock of black dress goods at Perry A Owen's. BILE BEANS! What a funny name for a medicine! Nevertheless it is very significant as applied to the article. Bile, according to Webster, is " a yel­ lowish bitter, viscid nausceous fluid, secreted by the liver." Whenever the liver does not act properly this fluid is retained in the blood ana poisons the whole system, and sallowness and misery is the result. SMITH'S BILE BEANS is a sure cure for biliousness and liver Miuplaint. Price, 25 cents per bottle. Plenty of warm goods of all kinds at Dwight's, Woodstock. It will pay pou to come from all over McHenry County Ml at Dwight's, Woodstock, ? Wanted. H Reliable and energetic men te sell all kinds of narsery goods. New and hardy varieties adapted to the cli­ mate. Busiueis light and easily learned. To successful men weean pay good salaries and expenses and give steady employment, First class references required. Send for terms. Address L* L, May, A Go* Nurserymen St, Paul Minnesota, Boot and Shoe Sale at low cash prices at Perry A Owen's this week. Ifi pounds standard Granulated Sugar for 91 cash, at Perry & Owen's, Rockford Carpet Warps at Bonslett A Stoftels. Impounds standard A. Sugar for 91 cash at Perry A Owen's. Tricots and Dress Flannels tfk- all shades at Perry A Owen's.! Call and see our Perry A Owen's. fine new shoes at ; Notice. - want T«fei, V*Wllay Racks,and anything in my line of busi­ ness. Work doue on ihort notice to order. Shop one door South ot Law I us' Store; F. A. HEBABD. McHenry, Aug. 10, Hfe. 11-*.Jy Some Foolish People. Allow acoufh to run untl Itgetsl be­ yond the reach of medicine. Tbey of­ ten say Oh! it will wear away, but In most cases it wears them away Could they be Induced to try the successful medicine called Kemp's Balsam, which will sell on a positive guarantee to cure, they would immedi atelysee the excellent effect after tak iug the first dose. Price 50c and $1.00, Trial size free, at Geo. W. Besley's. McHenry. ' To-Night and To-Morrow Night. And each day and night during this week, you can find at Geo. W. Besley's drugstore Kemp's Suppositories, ac­ knowledged to be the most successful treatment yet introduced for the cure of piles. Old sufferers from this dls- stressing complaint are at once re­ lieved aud lu a short tine a permanent cure established. Check the disease in time by using the "most effective remedy. Price 50c. Send address for pamphlet on piles. Box 295, Le Roy N. Y. We have a few good Cloaks left which we offer at half price. FITZSIMMONS ft EVAHSqKK'S, Would Yuo Believe It? That we are authorized by th# prletorof Kemp's SarsaparlHa to re­ fund the money to any one who has taken thrse-fourths of a bottle with* out relief f We are positive that no other proprietor has the coufidencejin hla medicine to do this, it Is for en­ riching, cleansing and purifying the Blood and toning up the system. Price 91*00. Call at our store. Respectfully, GBO.#W. BBSLBT. Fitzsimmons A Evanson will soon have weekly auctions? Horse Blankets, 75 cents per Pair, C. V. Stevens'. West McHenry, III. ^ Elegant Dress and Jersey Flannels at HBKBT COLBT*8« Bed Blankets and heavy Wlater Shawls a specialty at :Perry A Owen's. Before you insure get terms for if|| Fire, Lightning and Tornado Insn- 'fel ranee, of Bonslett A Stoffel, West Mc­ Henry, ill. Lace Curtains, Tidies, Lamberkins, Bedspreads and Shams, cheap, at Mrs, Schumacher's, near the Depot. DOMESTIC Piano and Furniture Pol­ ish, the finest thing in the market,at Besley's Drug Store. * If you want to learn how to Paint our Buggy for One Dollar, e»U aft lesiey's Drug Store, West End. The largest line of Clothing ever shown in McHenry, can now be fonad at HBNBY COLBY'S. J. P- SMITH. The Jeweler, has now a larger stook of goods than ever, consisting in part of Scrap Books, Magic^Lanterns, StsrJ eoscopes and Stereoscopic views, Bu­ gles, Waltzing Tops. Work Boxes, Writing Desks, Music Rolls, Music Fol­ ios, Piano and Organ Folios, with mu­ sic both vocal aud instrumental. In­ struction Books, Musical Instruments, Toy Engines, etc. Nice Box Paper, only, 15 cents. Alarm Clocks cheaper than evtb s Also a full stock of Watches, Clocks, Jewelry, etc. Goods cheaper than ever, in spite of the assertioas of en­ vious competitors to the contrary. Call and see for yourself. J. P. SMITH, McHenry, 111. SOLID Meat Oysters, in bulk, at J. Pekovsky's, next door to the post of* fi<**H:";; . - Farm for Sato. Ttifc ttnderslgoed offera for a Farm, consisting of 157 acres, situated four miles West of McHenry, For terinalandlother particulars inquire of FRANK HOB ART, 19.frn Terra Cotta, III. A rTENTION DELINQUENTS. Notice is hereby given that all par­ ties knowing themselvos Indebted to us, are requested to call and settle without delay. All accounts not paid previous to December 1st, next, will be sued without further notioe. FlTZSSMMONS ft IVAHSOI, Fitzsimmons A Evanson we dosing out. TURKEY RAFFLE. {J lay Pigeon and Glass Ball Shoot--At Volo. On Thursday. Thanksgiving, Christ mas and New Years days. I ask all that have patronized me for the last four years to come again for we will have a bigger time than ever. Big money for the best shots, and lots of Turkeys for the lucky ones, for this year excells them all. Fresh Oysters In any style at J. N. Barrus'. } f you wish a good Cigar, a .good plug of Tobacco, Candies or Nnts of all kinds, call on J. N. Barrus. Amunitlou, sweet and hard Cider, Pops and Ginger Ale always on hand at J. N. Barrus'. Fine Scrap Books only 91Ji *i G, W Besley's, West Side. ^ Celluloid Combs, only 90eeute, at G« j W. Besley's, West Side. Boots and Shoes, an Immense stock at HXHRT COLBY'S. f®"Russian Liniment Is fast becom­ ing the most popular remedy In the United States. One trial bottle will convince you that It is the beat reme­ dy In the shape of a Liniment you ever used. It will cure Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Diphtheria or Sore Throat of whatever cause. Tooth Ache, Corns. Spraines and Bruises. For the Horse it is a Liniment ever used. Put up In 25 and 50 Cent Bottles and sold by all Druggists. Hall and Stand Lamps, very cheap, at Bonslett & Stofiei's. Asensibe Man. Would use IKemp's Balsam for the Throat and Lungs. It Is curing more cases of Coughs, Colds, Asthma, Bron­ chitis, Croup and all Throat and Lung Troubles, than aay other medicine. The proprietor has authorized Geo. W Besley to refund your money if after taking three-fourths of a bottle relief is not obtained. Price 50u and 91 Trial size free. Quinsy Can be Cured. Smith's Quinsy Specific is an abso­ lutely sure cure for this painful and dangerous disease. The undersigned stifi red fro'm quinsy for years, but finally discovered a remedy which cured him and all who used it. It has never yet failed. A purely vegetable remedy, safe and pleasant to take. Price 50 c, Single trial packages sent tor 35c. Circulars and testimonials for stamp. Get it now and be prepared to control the next attack. Address: GEO. W. SMITH. 'Sole ProjWr »nd ManTr, Phelps, N, Y, Pleaec mention this paper It la So. That we are dally guaranteeing Kemp's Sarsaparilla to the people In this way* that after taking three-fourths of a bottlo without relief, we will refund the money. It Is the greatest and best remedy on the market for clean­ sing the blood and giving you a new lease of life, A well-known business tuan informs us he has gained 8 pounds on two bottles of this Sarsapa* rtlla. Price 91.00. For sate by Qeo. W. Besley, McHenry. The Homllest Man In McHenry. As well as the handsomest, and others are invited to call on Goe, W, Beeiey and get free a trial bottle of hemp's Balsam for the Throat and Lungs, a remedy that is selling en* tlrely upon its merits and is guar­ anteed to cure and relieve all Cbron)e aud Acute Coughs, Asthma, Bronchit­ is and Consumption. Prlee 60 oents and 91. Flannels The celebrated Water town at Perry A Owen's. Bear in mind the fsct that you can save lots of money In buying your Boots and Shoes at Dwight's Cash Store, Woodstock. III. Fcr Sale. One hundred Rose Comb Brown Leghorns. Rose Comb White Leghorn, and Houdan Pullets and Roosters, at fifty cents each. W. H-DWIOHT. 13-tf Woodstock, I1L CARPET WEAVING. * The undersigned is prepared to Weave Rag Carpets on short notice and at Reasonable rates. Residence one Block West of the North-west corner of the Public square. Orders respectfully solicited, and satisfaction guaranteed GEO. SCHUSIBK. McHenry, Aug. 16 th, 1886. S--8a« 9ST0. Dickinson A Son.Barrlngton. Ills., are dally reoelvlng testimonials from all over the United States in favor of their celebrated cow prescrip­ tion. Milk fever Is a thing of the past where this medicine is used. Never was a ease of it known where this medicine was given soon after oalvlng. It will also increase the flow of milk. For sale by all druggists. Cash paying buyers are respectfully invited to call at Fitzsimmons A Evanson'3 store at the West End, to examine a few articles offered at bargains during this week. Mrs. Schumacher. Visits Chicago every week and will take in your orders and furnish goods st the lowest Chicago prices. EVERYBODY KNOWS That Henderson's Boots and Shoes are the best. We sell lots of them.-- Perry A Owen's, Sole Agents, Besley's Famous Ale and Porter On draught at J. Bonslett's, A* SB- glen's and John Heimer's. IF you want to make your Bug Top look as good as new get the tionsl Patent Leather Enamel st Besley's Drug Store. UNDERWEAR. All sixes, grades and prices at Pan? A Owen's. YANKEE Brown Bread and Raked Beans every Wednesday and Saturday, at Lock's Home Bakery, McHenry. Jersey Waists, a full supply, which will be sold at lower prices than any other store In MoHenry. Mas. M. scHVKAOBaas. See our new Cloaks, Newmarkets and new style wraps before buying. PBRBYftOwBK. Look at the choice Candles at Bes­ ley's Drag Store, West End, Ladles and Gents fine Sboee a spec laity at Dwlghts. . ^ J- ^ NEW CLOAKS*-', - oi­ liest fits, best styles, aad lowest prl* ees at Perry A Owens. B ? J Look tor your fine Kid and Goat Shoes at Perry A Owen's this week at extreme low prices for cash. Fitzsimmons A Evanson are retiring < from business. BESLEY'S Liver Wort Kidney Cure, the best thing on the market, at Besley's Drug Store. West Side. KEG SYRUP Warranted all pure sugar, at 90 oeats per keg at Perry «&; Owea's. Get your Horse Blankets for 75 oents per pair, at C. V, Stevens', West Mc­ Henry. III. The Ppulation of MoNonry Is about 1090, and we would say at least one-half are troubled with some affection of the Throat and Lungs, as those complaints are. according te sta tisties, more numerous than others Wo would advise all not to neglect the opportunity to call and get a bottle or Kemp's Balsam for the Threat and Lungs. Prlee 59c and 9109. Trial sis* fine. Respectfully, Gso. W. BBSLBY. for the Bell of the Baker's LISTEN Wagon. As good as new. A seoond hand Coal Stove sound aad in first class or­ der that will be sold cheap. For fur­ ther particulars inquire at PLAINDEAL* EBomce. tpIS WEEK "'5 Great Bar gains in fine kid snoes al cut prices for cash at Perry A Owen's, We took advantage of a low market and bought our Overcoats very cheap for oash, and can give you bottom prt* oes. See them. PEBBV A OWEN. New Gloves and Mittens just receiv- ed at Perry & Owen's. EAT LOCKE'S BEST ON BA '•-'-A; L U N C H R O O l f , GUles' Block, McHenry, Is the only place in the county where you can get Hiu Hade tad, fresh from the oven every day, finos, Rolls, Fried Cakes, Do jou entertain company? i Call on him for your fine Cakes, cheaper than you can make them , yourself and save the trouble. ' BOSTOV BBOWS BBIA0, --AND-- ' ^ • 5 WJV. • BAKED BEANS. ; > On hand every Wednesday and Saturday, FRESH OYSTERS, By the Can, Quart or Dish* Have you "sampled" our nan- ine. HOME MADE CANST, ABSOLUTELY PURE, The highest market price in Cash paid for strictly A £ggs. *,v * ,1 BtfnwK. V: