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McHenry Plaindealer (McHenry, IL), 17 Oct 1888, p. 7

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mm < <* -St . ̂ ̂ I ii OTER A tftittS MURDERS. Bitlmtted Lint of Victim* of the R«%n of Terror In Franco. [Allison's "History of Europe.*! The exectttv&n of Robespierre, Jtily 29," 1784, terminated the Reign of Terror, & period fraught with greater political destruction than any of equal duration ; •which has existed since the beginning of the world. In no former period had 5 the efforts of the people so completely triumphed, or the higher orders been so thoroughly crushed by the lower. The throue had been overturned, the altar destroyed, the aristocracy leveled with the dust; the nobles were in exile, the clergy in captivity, the gentry in afflic­ tion. A merciless sword had waved over the estate, destroying alike the dignity of rank, the splendor of talent, and the graces of beauty. All that ex­ celled the laboring classes in situation, fortune, or acquirement, had been re­ moved. They had triumphed over their oppressors, seized their possessions and risen into their stations. And what was the consequence ? The establishment of a more crael and revolting tyranny than any which mankind had yet wit­ nessed, the destruction of all the chari­ ties and enjoyments of life, the dreadful spectacle of streams of blood flowing through every part of France. The earliest friends, the warmest advocates, the firmest supporters, of the people, were swept off indiscriminately with their bitterest enemies. In the unequal struggle, virtue and philanthropy sunk Tinder ambition and violence, and so­ ciety returned into a state of chaos, where all the elements of private or 'public happiness were scattered to the winds. The extent to which blood was shed in France during the melancholy period will hardly be credited by future ages. The republican, Prudhomme, whose prepossessions led him to anything rather than an exaggeration of the hor­ rors of the popular party, has given the following appalling account of the vic­ tims of the Revolution: Nobles 1,278 Noblewomen 750 Wives of laborers and artisans. 1,167 Beligieuaes 360'. Priests 1,185 Common persons, not noble 13,635 Guillotined by sentence of the revolutionary tribunals . -- 18,608 Woman who died from illness produced by excitement and grief Women killed in La Vendee.... Children Men slain in Vendee eied with an elastic pad. Now, as to walk barefoot would be out of the question, it is stxggested that we replace the hard boot heel with one made of elastic rubber. It would cost but a few cents a month to keep in repair, and would have the additional advantage of lessening the noise of hurrying feet, and preventing, to an extent, broken bones. --Indianapolis Journal. Vict ims under Carrier at Nantes , Chi Idren shot ... 800 Children drowned.............. 150IM Women shot 246 Women drowned.» 5 JO IMosts shot V.'...v'.....300 Priests drowned. 40J Noblett drowned....,,.... l,4f'0 Artisans drowned 5,900 Victims at I.<yona. 3,748 15,000 'Wm 900,000 31,000 91,000 Total .' 3,022,:J51 In this enumeration are not compre­ hended the massacre at Versailles, at the Abbey, the Cannes, or other pris­ ons on the 2d of September, the victims of the glaciers of Avignon, those shot at Toulon and Marsailles, or the persons slain in the little town of Bedouin, of * which the whole population perished. It is in a special manner remarkable in the dismal catalogue, how large a pro­ portion of the victims of the Revolutions were persons in the middling and lower ranks of life. The priests and nobles guillotined are only 2,413, while the persons of plebeian origin exceed 13,000! The priests and nobles put in death at Nantes were only 2,160; while the in­ fants drowned and shot are 2,000, the women 764, and the artisans 5,309. • -file Desirability of Little Family Jan. A prominent lady, presiding over a Woman's convention, introducing her husband to the audience, said: "She " had listened to his voice for many years and had never tired of it." She hoped the listeners would not be. There is a good deal of the perfunctory compli­ mentary style of introducing iu that declaration, but in deference to the lady we must accept it. Still, one can hardly fail to be reminded of the comic oper- ' etta, "Never!"' "What, never!" "Well, hardly ever." The wife who declares she never tires of her Inisbaud's voice is giving herself the greater flattery. She is claiming, iu. fact, that he never had occasion to deny her re juests or dissent from her proposition*. Of all tiresome words often repeated the most weari­ some are "No," even if you put "my dear" to it; and "I don't think so." how­ ever quietly said. Yet there may be tiresomeness in too e< mtnnt acquies­ cence. To an old couple, who blasted that they had lived man and wile f »r fifty years and had never had a dispute, the listener replied, "What a doleful, faonotonous life you must had had!" - Some men, and women, too. aro so given to iteration that the hapless lis­ tener is ready to put In-fore the noun the wicked adjective with which one of the poets qualifies it. Now tho husband or the wife whose yokefellow is prone to prose may have a weary time of it. Yet as out of tho nettle danger the flower safety may be plucked, out of the vocal ding-dong some comfort may be had. It is something, anyway, for wife or hus­ band to find that she or he is regarded as worth talking to. If you are tired, don't seem so. Assume a virtue if you have it not, and give the speaker the pleasure of imagining that he or she is entertaining you. Don't bo or don't seem "tired" when talked to or talked ftt, and it may be that you yourself may be permitted to take the floor some­ times and orate in your turn, if you de- tire it. "The "pious fraud" may seem to in­ volve a contradiction in terms, but it often prevents a contradiction in fact. The interests and occupations of men and women are necessarily various. It is a pious frand for man and woman to pretend each to be interested in the other's words and thoughts. Very much of this conjugal fraud is repre­ sented in a wife's declaration that she never tires of her husband's voice, and ijn a husband's bland smite while he wishes his wife wotild permit the occur­ rence of a "flash of silence." The French have a lianpy proverb al>out in­ timate friends. They "learn to live With each other." There is no more in­ timate relation than that of husband and wife. And the progress of the two doc­ trines of liberty and equality has put the woman on a higher plane than of old, but no higher than nature intended her for. She is man's help meet, and it is always "meet" that the help should share all the responsibilities. The help­ meet is not a slave, but a help who can * originate as well as follow. In the many a id various interests which agi­ tate the world--political, social, indus­ trial, moral, and religious--the women have their say, and if husband and wife have "learned to live" with each other, what one says will never tire the other much, though the pious fraud may sometimes require to be practiced.-- Philadelphia Ledger. • \ Sprhigy Heels. , «,.A scientific sharp declares that the «6nstant jar of walking on city pavements can be largely prevented by imitating Where All Beggars Are Bid. Perhaps the most curious of all guides in an oriental town, and one which flourishes exceedingly in Cavalia, i3 the beggars' guide. Like other guides they have their own laws, their president and council; this council gives a diploma to those who wish to beg, and without per­ mission no one durst seek alms at the churches, mosques, or street doors; all the legitimate beggars would rise, up in arms against him, and his life would not be worth much. Friday is the rec­ ognized beggars' day, on which d%v they go ar.iund from door to door and get their wallets filled with bread and beans; these are divided by the com­ munity ; nothing is private property; it is against their creed. The beggars' brotherhood is rich; they ]K>ssess house property, the income of which is^pent for the benefit of the community, and once a year--on the day ef St. John the Charitable--they have a feast. Ther all go to church on this day; it would be difficult to recog­ nize the-tidily-dressed members of this honorable community in their best clothes; rags and tatters are only de rigueur for them when they are on their rounds. Beggary pays very well. 1 f a beggar's daughter marries she is dowered by the community, the presi­ dent sees to the betrothal, aud his con­ sent is essential. At Salonica Blind Demetrius is the president; he is easily recognized as he parades the streets, singing his everlasting wail: Day and night, day and night, I live in the dark, Wretch that I am! I hear the world, bat I can­ not see it. And though you know him to be a rich man, that his wife is well dressed, and that his daughter will receive a handsome dower, his plea for alms is almost irresistible. -- Cornhill J\fag>- azine. . Vast Improvement In Morals. We find people talking about polit­ ical corruption as though it were a new thing. The historians, on the contrary, can point to no period and no country in which politics were not corrupt. We lament the prevalence of vice; but the time was, and within a hundred years, too, when vice was fashionable and pop­ ular, not execrated. Of Char! es James Fox, one of the ablest men in England a hundred years af.i, it was truly remarked that he af­ fected nothing but vice, and that he had the ambition to surpass all men in that particular, as well as in others. He lost $700,000 in gambling before he was 21 years old, and lived in open and no­ torious vice. But this did not affect his standing in society in the least. It did not prevent his being the first man in the House of Commons, nor bar his en­ trance into the Cabinet, nor lose him the regard of the most virtuous of his contemporaries. The progress of decency, too,.has been most remarkable. Eighty years ago passages were printed in popular books and respectable newspapers, nay, read aloud i'i respectable families, the pub­ lication of which would now subject the publisher to prosecution. We are not sure that poor Richard's Almanac would now be permitted to be sold, so incredi­ bly indecent are some of its articles. But it was a household book of a hun­ dred years ago. We might continue the enumeration, and show that in every respect man is better, and better off, now than ever he was before. Read the memoirs, biog­ raphies, letters, newspajfters, almanacs, and popular books of the last century, if you would appreciate properly fcfie much calumniated Nineteenth.-- Xeiv York Ledger. A TERRIBLE TEOffCAL S*AKE. nature. le human heel is cov- The Drone and the Bee. One day, wliile we were in Walla Walla, W. T., eight or ten Indians came to town. Some of them had "cayuse" ponies to sell, but about half of them just came to town. They squatted down on the sidewalk and remained squatting. Sun, shade, cr rain made no difference to them: they just squatted. Whatever happened, like Riley's Lizetown humor­ ist, tliev " jos' chawed on." From early morn till dewy eve they squatted. While we watched them and I was try­ ing to explain V> Robbie the process by which the great and good Feniuiore Cooper evolved the " Wept-of-Wish-ton- Wi*h" and "The Last of the McKee- gans" out of these Umatillas, a China­ man came by. He bore upon his oriental shoulders a great basket of "washee." Bending under his burden lie smiled upon the warriors. Squatting ujxm the sidewalk, the warriors scowled upon the Chinaman. There they were the bee and the drone of the Pacific coast. 1 don't say thai all Indians are lazy ar.d all Chinese industrious; I know there are good, hard-working Indians, plenty of them; and I know there are lazy, trifling Chinese, because I have heard of butli classes from trust­ worthy persons. But so far as my per­ sonal knowledge is concerned, I must say that in six months' sojourning on the Pacific coast I haven't seen an In­ dian working or a Chinaman loafing. Wherever I have met him, during business hours and often long after other shops were closed, John was at work.--Burdette, in Brooklyn Eagle. Had Its Dry Streaks. It is said that the best way to collect a library is to know each book ere it goes to its place on the shelf. The old gentleman in the following anecdote evidently intended to follow the rule to the letter. A man happened to go into a Dakota settler's house one day and noticed the first volume of a cyclopedia on the shelf, and casually suggested that it was a good thing to have in the house, or words to that effect. "Yes," the settler replied, '"it's handy. I only got the first book." "How does it happen that you haven't the other ?" " W'y I haint read that one yet, an' I ain't ready for 'nother. Ye see, I got it of an agent when I was livin' down in Iowa, an' 'bout six months after, round lie comes again, and knocked at tlws door, an' I opened it, an' says lie: 'Mister, here's the seoon' book of your cyclopedy.' " 'Git out!' says I; 'I haint got the first read yet!' au' made him go, too. W'y, jes' think of it. That was nigh on to ten year ago, an' I aint more'n two- thirds through this now, an' my wife is only jes' nicely started on the B's!' "It took a pile of brains to make this ere book, I've no doubt, but I tell ye it's my opinion, an' I don't mind say in' it, that I think it s got ita dry streaks like most everything -else."--Youth'* Companion. tHAR ACTE* UTTECT. OiM «f Klght VartotMM and mt 'CbMR r«- cuniilty. {Harper's Magazine.] There are eight varieties of him ('the fer de lance), the most common being the gray speckled with black, precisely the color that enables the monster to hide himself among the roots of the trees by simply coiling about them and concealing his triangular head. Some­ times he is a beautiful flower yellow; then he may never be distinguished from the bunch of bright bananas among which he hangs coiled: or he may be a dark yellow, or a yellowish brown, or the color of wine lees speck­ led with pink and black, or a perfect ash tint, or black with a yellow belly, or black with a rose belly--all hues of tropical mold, of old bark, of putrefy- j ing trees, of forest detritus. The iris of the eye is orange, with red flashes; at night it glows like incandescent char­ coal. And the fer de lance reigns ab­ solute king over the mountains and the ravines; he is lord of the forests and the solitudes by day, and by night he extends his domain over the public roads, the familiar paths, the parks, the pleasure resorts. People must remain at home after dark, unless they dwell in the city itself; if von happen to be out visiting after sunset, onlv a mile from town, your friends wilf caution you anxiously not to follow the l»oule- vard as you go back, and to keep as closely as ]>ossible to the very center of the path. Even in the brightest noon you cannot venture to enter the woods unescorted: you can not trust your eyes to detect danger; at any moment a seeming branch, a knot of lianas, a pink or gray root, a clump of pendant yellow fruit, may suddenly take life, writhe, swell, stretch, spring, strike. Then you will need aid indeed, and most quickly; for within the space of a few heart beats the stricken flesh chills, tumefies, softens, changes color, spots violaceously, and an icy coldness crawls through all the blood. If the physician or the pausenr arrives in time, and no artery or vein has been directly pierced, there is hope, but the danger is not passed when the life has been saved. Necrosis of the tissues begins; the flesh corrupts, tatters, tumbles from the bone; and the colors of its putrefaction are frightful mockeries of the hues of veg­ etable death, of forest decomposition, j the ghastly pinks and grays and yellows j of rotten trunks and roots melting back i int^ the thick, fetid clay that gave them birth. You moulder as they moulder; you crumble and dissolve as dissolves the substance of the balatas and the palms and the acomats; the Death of the Woods has seized upon von! and this pestilence that walketh in darkness, this destruction that wasteth at noon­ day, may not be exorcised. Each fe* male produces viviparously from forty to sixty young at a birth. The haunts of the creature are in many cases inac­ cessible, inexplorable: its multiplication is prodigious; it is only the surplus of its swarming that overpours into th^ cane-fields and makes the high-roads perilous after sunset., yet to destroy 300 or 40C thanatophidia on a single small plantation during the lapse of twelve months has not been uncommon. Tho introduction of the mangouste (the ichneumon) may, it is to be hoped, do much towards protecting the workers in the cane-fields and on the cocoa and cof­ fee plantations; but the mangouste's jiowers are limited and the ocean of death is illimitable. , Burdette on Steeplem&Qfir ' Here are some of the "infallible" re­ medies that the humorist Burdette has jotted down in his health book: Eat nothing within three hours before retiring. Eat a light but substantial luncheon just before going to bed. Nature ab­ hors a vacuum. (This is one of the prescriptions I like.) Read light literature before going ~ to bed. Read nothing after supper. Walk a mile in the open air just before bed­ time. Go to your room an hour before re­ tiring, and read until bedtime. Give up smoking altogether. If you are a smoker, a cigar just before retiring will soothe Nlml tranquilize your nerves, until you can't keep awake. Don't think about sleeping, you scare away slumber by wooing the drowsy god. Resolutely resolve, as you lie down, that you will go to sleep, and sleep will come naturally. Take a warm bath, and go from the tub into bed. Take a cold sponge bath, and jump into bed, and you'll be asleep before your head touches the pillow. Walk slowly about your room half an hour. Lie on your right side, with your cheek on your hand. Lie on your left side, with your head resting on your arm. J , Conut up to one thousand. (1 tried this inhuman bit of idiocy one night. I came very near falling asleep two or three times, but was startled wide awake by suddenly becoming concious that I had lost my ount, and had to begin over again. This cure kept me awake one whole night, when I was so sleepy that I could scarcely hold my eyes open.) Drink milk. (This, according to my experience, is the l»est prescription iii the lot. It will make you sleep better than all the bromides going, which are a delusion and a snare. But milk diet not oniv makes you sleep at night, but you want to sleep all the next day. It makes you intolerably stupid all the time. It is a very pleasant half-awake feeling, if you have nothing else to do but to enjoy falling asleep at any time, and in all manner of places, like Col- ville in "Indian Summer"--the best- told story of these times--but if you have any work to do, it is embarrassing. ) So, what is a sleepless man who wants to sleep, going to do? If lje eats a light luncheon, smokes a mild cigar, reads B tinner an hour, walks a mile in the air, comes back and walks another mile about his room, takes a sponge bath, cold, followed by a tub bath, warm, drinks a pint of milk, jumps into bed and lies on both sides, with his head on one arm and one hand, aud counts a thousand, it will be time to get up, anyhow, and he .can have a few nervous fits during the day. ^ It is a fact, however, that even men who think they suffer from -sleepless­ ness do not lie awake half so long as they imagine they do. When a man' says to me, "I did not close my eyes once all night," I If now ho lies. THEY used to pay the schoolmaster in "lumber currency" in Scarl>orough, Me., one hundred years ago, but this did not mean that they expected hiin to have a wooden head. In the record of the town meeting in March, 1830, it was voted by the townsmen "that there be a schoolmaster hired iu town this feter; that can -ead and write well." i [ Liteii'om the Management & tJw> • i • IGMSOU'B Family Ma®teine.] • • • TJ}e use of feet.is iaox^ characteristic than the feet themselves. Of course, there is some character even'in shape ; there is the -common and careless flat foot, and the neat? foot, and the vain foot, and the quick foot. In Herrick's old poem the whole portrait of a dainty white-slippered girl is suggested by the words: lake nifce Wneath her pettfcoa^" Her little feet went in and out. " But the distinctions of character ate not seen, really, in the feet themselves, but in what the owner does with them. Sometimes it is significant that their owner does not know what to do , with them. He is vulgarly, defiantly self- sufficient and despises ceremony, so when he smoi.es a cigar he puts his feet on the mantlepiece, out of the way. Or he is a countrv bumpkin, painfully self-' conscious, so lie stands on one foot and then on the other and shifts them about, perplexed what to do with them, as ill- bred folks, when they sit idle and so­ ciable, are perplexed by possessing a pair of hands. On the contrary the fop, whose feet are clad without spot or speck and regardless of expense, knows very well what to do with theui; they are part of the exhibition which is his constant care. In general, it is a sign of vanity to thrust forward habitually a neat foot when one is at rest. A con­ ceited man nurses a leg and admires a foot, which he twitches and twirls be­ neath his delighted eye, quite uncon­ sciously and in a different manner from the fop, for the vain man thinks of the effect produced upon other people, but the conceited man is satisfied with him­ self. without any regard to the ordinary mortals who may chance to be observ­ ing him. Very different is the generous mind of the pliilanthrophist, who thinks con­ stantly of the rest of the world, and not of himself. There is nothing cramped about any of his ideas or of his posses­ sions. lie forgets such small matters as fashion and details of appearance. Except on state occasions, he considers neatness to be a hindrance; everything about him is large, from his benevolent i schemes down to his well-worn shoes.. , ! His stand is not alert, but patient, well set on the ground; he is ready and ! steady; he waits to give what he can; ; and to do what he can, and while he thinks of weighty matters, personal de­ tails are forgotten. He may walk flat- footed in old shoes; insteps and heels are infinitely beneath.his consideration, so his foot is not the type that the dauc- ing master lielieves to be the one thing necessary for a gentleman ; but 'he has already flattened injustice under his feet, and the horfo** of the dancing master shall never reach his ears. This philanthropic man 1ms done a great deal to widen and smooth road;for crowds of ffcet of another ty^< Ou the roads he ha^. improved, the hobnailed-fyonts go more contentedly. They-(the "hobnails") are strong aud rather defiant: for instance, they. Iwve a defiant way of turning Up. They stiaul straight together, just as their , owneri as a class stand shoulder to shoulder. Their size and width are suggestive of possible bad lacks; bu$ their bulk and hard-worn bend axp: also suggestive of work done ; a&d'the, country could 'not thrive nor the community exist without the feet that wear hobnailed shoes.*; The firm foot is"the ordinary type 'in men. A firm walk is a sign of self-con­ trol as well as of power. When the shoe thicken so obstinately that the foot can not bend it, and when the walker does not care what nois'fe- he makes, the firmness and ]>ower are de­ veloping to a degree that may incon­ venience weaker or more sensitive folk. The weak foot is more common. The stand suggests a knock-kneed body a^tJL a mind not strong enough to make the l»est of life--one" might almost say alto­ gether knock-kneed character that is al­ ways stepping crooked, and going its way with uncertain gait. * To Treat Cholera Morlnis. A Massachusetts physician gives the following clear statement of the causes, nature, and treatment of this disease. He says . that it is an acute affection of the stom­ ach and l>owls, with severe vomiting and purging, and more or less pain and spasm. It is common in the climate during the hot season, and almost un­ known at other times. The attack may be preceded by pain­ less diarrhoea, or it may come on sud­ denly and without warning, with cramp­ like pains in the abdomen, and general muscular spasm. In these cases, the vomiting often precedes purging. The attack may occur at any hour of the day, but is more common during the afternoon aud latter part of the night. Thirst is usually urgent, and drinking increases both vomiting and purging. | The disease may run its course in a ! few hours, dr it may lost a week or more. [ unless relieved by treatment. Only j about three per ceut of the cases prove j directly fatal; but a larger proportion J are followed by acute dysentery, or ! other inflammatory affections of the j alimentary canal, with tedious convales- j cence, and sometimes permanent weak- \ ening of the organs involved. j Aside from the high temperature, the i the principal causes of cholera morbus j are errors in diet, resulting in irritation ! of the intestinal canal. Unripe or over- ! ripe fruits and vegetables, green ctt- j cumbers, lobster salad if not strictly ; fresh, putrid and tainted meat of all ; kinds, over-eating, and the contiuuance j of a winter diet during the summer \ months may be especially mentioned. . But the mime factor is heat, which pro- 1 duces a debilitating effect upon the sys- i tem, hastens the processes of decay, and j produces early decomposition in the I alimentary canal. ! The objects to be aimed at in treat- | ment are, first, to relieve pain and nerv- ' ous irritability, and secondly, to check I the vomiting and purging. In mild j cases, i>oth these objects may be accom- ! plished by menus of mustard ]>oultice-j j and hot fomentations externally, with ! such remedies as Jamaica ginger, lime ! water, lactopepline and bismuth, in- i ternally. But in all severe cases, where 1 nothing can be retained on the stomach, j or is.effectual if retained, there is no I remedy to be compared with livpoder- j mie injection of morphia and atropia-- which should never be administered ex­ cept by a competent physician. Some­ times an eighth of a grain of morphia upon the tongue will be retained and absorbed, and may suffice.--Congrega- t ionalist. EVE was a calculating little body, and knew how many animals there were in the garden long before her lord and master did. Reason--because she was the first to AAd'eia.-^-Detroit News. THE deaf often hear conversation?, when there is music going on, which •they could not hear wh^ there w«r po ' jnutttC. ; . . . • Lo* Cabin Ltygi£ Brawn and Brain! ' The pofetHfnl engine*, with its wonderful propelling power, coupled to the long train full freighted with the richest fabrics of the 4QteUa<?taal looms of the centuries--^what obstacles can stay the progress of this mighty force, when once under full steam along life's highway? The American with brawn and brain does not see the necessity for titles of nobility, does not care for elevation by descent, ho can reach out and pluck the stars. But with brawn or brain impaired, a man is' badly handicapped in the mad race for Saccess. which is the marked characteristic Of the present age. The physical system Is a most intricate piece of machinery. It ought to be kept well regulated, so that it will work har­ moniously in all its parts, then it is capable of an imnienso amount of- work. It is said that a watch, if expected to keep perfect time, must be wound daily. It will not keep good time unless it "runs regular." More men break down because they don't "run regular" than for any other reason. It is claimed by physicians that few men are killed by hard work. It is to the irreg­ ularities of modern social life that the high death rate is due. Men burn their candle at both ends, then wonder why it burns out so quickly. The 'main thing in keeping the human ma­ chine in good working or<ler is to keep the regulator all right. "The blood is the life." and sound health is assured so long as. the blood ilows through tho veins a limpid Stream of purity. Regulate the regulator with Warner's Log Cabin sarsaparilla, the old-fashioned blood purifier, prepared after the best formula in use by our ancestors in good old Log Cabin days, and with the vigor of brawn and brain which must ensue, in your life's lexi­ con you will find no such word as faiL Using a Daughter as Bait. It is rather curious that a fair young girl, full of healthful affection and sympathy and all that sort of thing, should grow up to be a tyrannizing oid mother-in-law. It does not seem nat­ ural, but if it weren't so would every­ body have such a decided opinion about them? Is it that a woman when she gets married finds herself so domineer­ ed over by a man that her only revenge is to take it out of the man who mar­ ries her daughter? Are daughters after all only a kind of bait to catch a man that a mother-in-law can get even upon ? --San Francisco Chronicle. A Double Help for the Blliou*., In addition to that chief remedial metiure-- the us* of Hostetter'B Stomach Bitters--persons Buffering from an acute bilious attack, will facilitate recovery by the use at first of milk and lime water and thin gruels, and by a very gradual return to the use of solid foods. Fatty Bubfitancea should be excluded from the diet. Blue pill is a remedy of doubtful rafety, par­ ticularly if there be nausea and vomiting, fre­ quent cocccmitants of liver tronbla. The Bit­ ters. provided its reformatory action be not re­ tarded and marred by gross iivl jgcretions in diet. Will soon restore ti.e equilibrium and action of the liver, stomach. iuid bowelH. nil tliveo ais- ord« r*>d by biliousness. In all forms of malarial diBpasc. which in every one of its phases pic- Bents indications of liver trouble. Hnstetter's Stomach Bitters is the foretno9tof upcoifloi. The light of ovor thir.y years' experience also showa it to be a fli:e remedy for -rlie iumtism, kiduoy tluubleB, dyspepsia, nervousness and debili.y. A PRIMARY battery of light weight has been devised by M. Kenard for : working balloons. Its positive electrode is a plate of platinized silver, and its negative electrode a very thin plate of npTi-am alga mated zinc, the exciting, fluid being a mixture of hydrochloric and chromic ncids. Unique Advertising. A checker board with checkers, complete, or a lamp shade, can be had by sending seven two-cent postage stamps to James Barker, General Passenger and Ticket Agent ^ieconsin Central, Milwaukee. Wis. Each 4>ptflt is accompanied by a copy of an inter­ esting card entitled "The (ireat Situation/] y • Cancer Cured. Dr. F. I. Pond is having Womlerfttf suf- cess in the treatment and cure of cunc^r at the cancer hospital at Aurora, III. Thero are numbers of cures recently made by him • which aro truly wonderful. Those afflicted should not hesitate, but should go tliore for treatment at once. For information, address l>r. F. L. Pond. Aurora, IlL letter Croat the tf Ctoratca* v- <JBA County, Sew York. MAYVUXX, N. Y., Dec. 2,1S& I am glad to say, from a long personal experience with AIJX<COCK'S POHOUS PLASTERS, that I am able to indorse all the good things that have ever been said about them, and supplement these by saying that I frankly believe their valne cannot be estimated, lheir breadth of usefulness is unlimited, and for prompt and sure relief to almost every ache and pain that flesh is heir to, no other remedy, in my opinion, either external or internal, equals them in certainty and rapidity. I have used them at one time for rheuma­ tism, another for backache, again for bronchitis, always with the same result-- a speedy cure. L. T. HABKIKOTO*. Paying Him Back. "One good turn deserves another," said the sleeping-car poiter as he turned over the mattress of the passenger who had feed him liberally.--Hotel Mail. ONE man is spending all the money he can earn in taking a girl to the theater and sending her flowers, in the hope that he may eventually make her his wife, and his neighbor is spending all the gold he has saved to get a divorce. A Sensible Man Would use Kemp's Balsam for the Throat and Lungs. It is curing more cases of Coughs, Colds. Asthma. Bronchitis. Croup, and ail Throat aud Lung Troubles, than any other medicine. The proprietor has author­ ized any druggist to give you a Sample Bottle Free to convince you of tho merit of this great remedy, Latge Bottles 50 cents and fl. THE upper crust of English society, like that of a restaurant pie, is pretty tough.--Binghamlon Republican. Moile has created the greatest excite* ment as a beverage, in two years, ever wit­ nessed, from the fact that it brings nervous, exhausted, overworked women to good pow­ ers of endurance in a few days; cures the appetite for liquors and tobacco at onee, and has recovered a large number of cases of old. helpless paralysis as a food only. IT is the boarding-house keeper who it always grumbling for a living. FIVE dollars can be saved every year in boots >nd shoes by using Lyon's Ueel btiffeaers; cost only '^>c. Hood's Sarsaparilla Is carefully prepared f#om Sarsaparilla. Dandelion Mandrake, Dock, PiptUKsewa. Juniper 1 Jerries, and other well-known and valuable vegetable remedies, by a peculiar combinaUon, proportion and process, giving to Hood's Sarsaparilla curative power not poMfcessed by other medicines. Hood's Sarsaparilla Is'the best blood purifier. It rures Scrofula, Salt •Rheum. Boils, l'liaples, all Humors, Dyti>':p6ia, Bil- iousuess, Hick Headaches, Indigestion, (ieneral De­ bility, Catarrh, Rheumatism, Kidney and Liver Complaints, overcomes that tired feeling, creates an appetite, strengthens the nerves, and builds up the whole system. Hood's Sarsaparilla Has met peculiar and unparalleled, success at home. Such is its popularity in Lowell, Mass., where it is made, that whole neighborhoods taking it at the same time, and Lowell druggists sell more of HoodV Sarsaparilla than of all other sarsaparillas or blood puriflers. It is sold by all druggists, $1: six for $T>. Prepared only by C. I. HOOD & CO., Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass. lOO Doses One Dollar DETECTIVES Wanted in «m» Count?. Phrcwfl men to art under IB our Secret Serrice. KxnerieiKv Dot Particular* fre?. flrtuu Vetectlve Bureau i'u-ii i:c4i«.Cis:iit4ti 3. QATARRH ĴACOBS OH, For Strains, Injuries. R E C E N T , P E R F E C T C U R E 8 . Crippled. SUM tor. IU., May 10, Ilia. Mr. M. SACK. rraSMwtoaal (tilt tkator, la Jaa- aary, ill'!. wrmchad hla aakl* aad waa trlppM lor two month« on crtttchM; h* sm* two bottua tt •t. Jaeoka 0U and waa pormaataUy cmr*4. C. E CIOIWKIX. Sragflrt. Crashed* Chaadlcirm*. m.. May St, ISM. A Wat di noitb ago I waa JiaaMl botwM* tut; la M S3 4ay». nfmt fear aoatha; aaa4 three botUoa St. Jacob* 0U; waa ablt to bo a boat In one woak. -- J. AIBOMT. Stiallied. Mt. Canml, 111., May S«. XtSt. Strained my back In F«brnair la«t; a>ald aat Et roand for two we«ka without a can*; wat cataft thro* daja by St. Jacob* Oil. J. P. WA&NUL AT DRUGGISTS ANU DEAI.EllS THE CHARLES A. V0GELER CO.. Battimors.NM. D i a m o n d V e r a - C u r a FOR DYSPEPSIA. A POSITIVE CUSS FC& IHOIOESTI3H AHD AU Stoaaeb Troabici Arltlnc Tlier*from. } O'/r Drnggit! m Ucnnal ImUfr u i'l get Vnra> Guru for you if not nlreadti tti stork, w it will bt tetil by mail on reef ijit of 'J£> cl*. (5 loxtt $1.00j In stamps. Sampte ten' on rrcriiA t\f 2-cait stamp. . THE CHARLES A. V0CELER CO.. Baltimore. Md. P-ile f*ro;irtet«r* and M«uu!ariiinM». UllSITrn TO HI'Y A FAItM in tJiiK looalit*\ IIAll I Lll t'urtiK A: Wright. '433 Hrottduray, N.Y. PISOS CURE FOR CONSUMPTION AIIM Revolver*, etc. Send atamp for price list BWNwf to j. 11. JOHNSTON OUN CO., Pltt»bur?. Pa. MENTION THIS PAPtK »•»» wamo *u *VTaan*aaa. • BtMBMSt, enKs--s tiTe and »niiinali«w< w 5rt>wn. fl toftttfo; teat maalA !*Uf(jri*ts keep H Gisk Co.. 132 S HaJrted-**., CUh^ MiMi. BaSaio.H.Y. IIMUE II teN ^KANSAm .̂1 V FTHTKrmeirter.llKWrMM. Home rare bargalna.- moat be Khip. What have yon - "3.F. ~ once. I.loydB.Ferrellor JONES Pteo'a Remedy for Ostsnfc li M Best, Fastest to TJH, apd OiplSf, CATARR H I Sold by druggists or sent by asal | 50c E. T. Hazeltine, Warren, ffe. MNsa i» pan ibofnisx '• a-- rrtea LU« MMM MI MparaMl DEFENDER LonyCartrtdp*. Bj mail pof^wld. fair Handle. Octagon BairvL ket Rfvolrrr. Sa&dfte.ill for 9ll»trtM Cslslsf S ef Rifles, Revolver*. Police Good*, *e. JOBS f> LOTXLL ARMS CO BL W. DUNHAM'S OAKLAWN FARM. 3,000 PERGIEMÎ French Cuch ansa. IMPSITI*. ROCK ON BAND: 300 MIAWBWOCI M» stole are; 160 OOLTS Wttti <M(s pedlaieea, stipartsr IsiW <Hads;tM IIIMBIS1 •aooDnuBB8(»isM by Brilliant, the moat ramous tttiaff sirs). Beat ((ssUtj. Mess lisnssMs. Terms Esqr. Doa't Buy vttbMK f>srt lac this Greatest KM* BaccNSlU Brredlnc KaSsfcltatasMst Amstsa. T---i--•- " - - tit |i|i nutigss. J ; *• j vJ M A THE WOLCOTT HUT TUP Ml flflT 1) l'l*e ftt hom* •nd mow montf worfcfng for o«Ik liyUll it anvlhinf clw In th* world Either i VKBB. Term* «PKB'S BMTIII HKlg •••••••••••••••Ch'.rlcstowii, Mass. liy using my Heat Trap and BaM- ii.. you can utilise all the heat Cor hcauntc i>uuKwe» which now passes up thechiuoey. AO per rent, more heat obtained with leaa fuel by the nn: of this Heat Trap. No trouble to keep your house warm in !h<> coldest weather. Ml information, catalogue, etc.. mailed tree. AdJreiS A. WOLCOTT. 108 Lake NI reel, Chicago, IS. FOR THE ™ 22 YEAR! PILERTS EXTRACT OF ;:lW * 1 V-.f" SOLDIERS! w retWeit: *uccesn • led; ORIrera' travel pay, 1 bounty collected: Deserter* relieved: nuccesn or no fe<». I,«wi sent free. A.W. MoOnnnick t Bert. W»»blmr<«m. D. C. * )1»ia*aU,Qb CIWPCCC universally attends our trr;u!uates. Sue- OUUUkdO cialtiex; book-keeping, Buisness Mathe­ matics, Business Forma, liUHinetm Lww. Bu**ine*s Correspondence, Husinesn Transactions, Penmanship, and Phonovraohy and Type-Writing. Both sexes at­ tend. Shorthand tansht by mail. Address Hujl- tiess ao<l I'lionograithlc College, Sterling, 111. LADIES LOOK! A No city Rr.ir Machine 6ent by mall I,II- (.1. KaUi-la-'tHni guaranteed or -money refunded. Wholesale price reduced to Aitentri. New Pricellst of machines, yarn. pat>erus, etc.. aud a book of beautiful colored patlern designs sent tree. *«TAveuts wanted. K. KO-S Si CO., Toledo, O. "OSGOOD" V. 6. Studiri Setlsa. Sent on trial. Freight Fully Warranted. 3 TON $35. Other sixes proportion fttely low. Agents well paid. Illustrated Catalogul free. Mention this Paper. OSGOOD ft THOMPSON, Bingbmton, 17. T. i Ely's Cream Balm Gold in Head £iy BROS.. 5C Warren St., N. T. S LOG CABINS, lacking ele­ gance, "were yet comfort­ able homes. Health and happiness were found in them. The best of the simple remedies used are given to the world in War­ ner's Log Cabin Remedies made by Warner of Safe Cure fame. Regulate the regulator with W arner s Log Cabin Sarsaparilla. NORTHERN PACIFIC IV L0V MICE RAILROAD LAUDS ® FREE Government LANDS. tVHILUOIB or AtKBS of e*. ti in Minnesota North Eakout, Montana. Iiiaho. Wa*h1n«l<'n am! . "".•[rori. • EMI CAB Publications with Map*'les.-i il.i •CnU rUfl BR8T Agricultural. OrajmK ai|d run- ber Lands now OIMPII to SETTLERS 6ent Fre©* ACIUREW ClilS. B. LAMBOIL.\,LasnTd. S2uum.n&!" BRONCHITIS CURED. After spending Ten Winters South, wu Cured by Scott's Emulsion. 146 Centre St., New York. I June 25th, 18S8. j The Winter after the great fire In Chicago I contracted Bronchial afTectiona, and since then have bean obliged to spend nearly every Winter South. Last November waa advised to try Scott's emulsion of Cod Liver Oil with Hypophosphltea and to my aurprise was relieved at once, and by continuing its use three months was entirely cured, gained fleah and strength and waa able to stand even the Bliz- gard and attend to business every C. T. CHURCHIIX. . Aril iy mil Druggists. M TO ̂ THE FUEL SAVED -oVL'r.lFA ' F U E L S A V E R v .OAPTED TO ALL STOVES^ /. AT S\0*"* f'r LOCAL AGENTS WANTED\ \ •ORE? Bf£.CQ.BfSUIESIA.nl ;4D FOR CIRCULARS WILD CHERRY Has cured ail coughs, colds, bronchitis, sad relieved asthma and consumption for •& who have, used it. Is not this an evidenos of its merits and reliability? It is amir* and safe medicine for all bronchial tronblss. and never fails to give satisfaction. Try it under a full warrantee. Price. 50 cents sad $1.00 pur bottle. Prepared by EMMUI Paa- rumBT Co., Chicago. III. ELECTION!* STICKER! Primer, Pica, and Great Frinar. OLD STYLE--Pica «ud Great Primer. 75c per tios ct ">ooo hiiim. _ . _ ... NEW STYLE--Patented--Long Primer Mid QWS* Friiner, per box of 10,W» slips. v SM" ISOLD ONLY IN FI LL BOXHS.^* - > • FOB SALE BY I CHICAGO NKWSM PER RAWW, ^ ; ' I £71 ii 873 Frunkliu St* Chine*, pL- I prncrtb* and Mir* don* Big O u orir specific for th* cartalft can oi tbia diaeaM. O. II. INORAHAJf.lt ft, AmitHdu, K. T. Wa bava aold Bit CI Mr many yaara. and It has -ftwt tb« bwt K mOm- • Faction. D:K. DYCH* * oou CfcieMfelll. lfl.00. Sold by 3p l !Ml*i No. 4*- WHGN WRITING TO AUVEKtlgEM, " i)l«aw ray jam «aw tlw wtwrttii--t; in thfa paper. BRIGHTINE NEW SEUSDT, posnirs eras ros DIABETES BRIGHT'S IHSK\sK AM) KINDRED AILMENTS. I'roHiinrnt uhralrJana _ri Iti ijclitiue, and jobbers in ci-neraI carrir it. Vnluabla information mailed Iree. Aak •M fer tt or kern! »1 to WJI. i. 1.INOLKY Ac CO.. '418 USalleSt . Cli(e«<(V» It U ttajt to send uwiity to this hou**. Mttition this j/opcr trAeti you write A POSITIVE CURE FOR SKIN DISEASES 0' iF diseases of the *kin there arc some 12 or 15 classes, in cach class from two to four varieties. These are mod­ ified according to the partjetjr lar condition of the blood, foiv disease of the skin means dis­ ease of the blood. These are either the result of stom­ ach, liver or kidney difficul­ ties, and for a cure depend upon a healthy action of these organs. Errsfyelas, er St. Antlmfs Is the result of an impure condition of the blood, and for n cure depends, primarily, upon the condition of the stomach, liver and kidneys, and, secondarily upon the condition of the blood as manufactured by these organs. KIBBARD'S RHEUMAtlC SYRUP, Containing POKE, BURDOCK, MANDRAKE, CULVERS ROOT, and others of the best Blood Remedies, very carefully and scien­ tifically compounded, strikes at the root of the evil and eradicates the disease, whether of a Scrofulous, Rheumatic or Syphiletia Taint. It is a never failing remedy. Y litte boy has been troublad •wi 'with a severe type of Skia Disease, with intense itchiap and burnine, which constantly rr«w worse uatilnis lace was coveredwitk scabs. Seeing Hibbard's Rhetmatfe Syrup advertised to cure skia wr. klooa diseases, we tried it, and ta*. day our child's skin is as dew Smooth as ever. We believe Hib» bard's Rheumatic Syrup is a peal* . tive cute tor Skin and Blood Dis*^. MRS. KOMOSK PALMI I Summit St, Rochester, .vu. •,nTVs SALT RHEUM; t have been Rheumatism for troubled wtW year*, aad Six weeks since I was attacked with Erysipelas; my eves were nearly dosed, my head and face tern- " " ' Two bottles ot Hibbard's Rheumatic bly inflamed. Syrup cured me. B. F. KNAPP, Wolcott, N. Y. Salt Rheum has been nearly all o*ar my bud}. ranes •pt not lie in bed at night. Have taken ten am now a wti! nun. I ha*e used nearly ewery remedy but found no except from Hibbard's Rheumatic Svruj It is trulv a great blood pvd' "NELSON MOOML Wolcott,: A Whole Family Cure# Man : used foot* ALMLNA, Mich., March t, I Mr. My wife, and babe fourteen months old. and DM live veara oid. have suffered with Scrofula lUa^V Evil", it being hereditary. They would at f* break out in sores. 1 have employed the b cians, without the least benefit. \Ve have I teen bottJes of Hibbard's Rheumatic Syrupy •ny astonishment we are all well. Words caospl^ . describe how highly we value your medicine. JOHN M(. ELIERWEIS3, JR., Dciler in groceries, and provision^ No remedy known so highly endorsed by its he«t the treatment of Rheumatism and til lobd Diseases. Our Medical Pamphlet, Imliag on all diseases, seat free on application. vf RHEUMATIC SYRUP CO.. JACKSON,MIO* Hibbard's Rheumatic Syrup UNRIVALED in merit. It is a Safe Family Medicine because it coo tains, no ptlwa or iiylsUfc Children, invalids and delicate persons will find it the best mcdicine and tonic they can use. Nofcoqp| should be without it. Always in season, Snmrntr, Autumn and WimUr. If you cannot procure it of your druggist scad direct to us. Price $1.00; 6 bottles |jm FUatm RHEUMATISM. JsSSvi tA * Is He Best I Waterproof ETET Mate. Pisa Don't wast* yoaraooeveaagra or rahtercot l* absolutely ntwut rM paoor, aad will keep Ask lor tbe^nsHMUJW* aucaBaaadtakeno coat. The flSH BEAftJ N«n» pnlat anl«w pe4 vttb am (MM Kill.

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