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McHenry Plaindealer (McHenry, IL), 14 Jan 1891, p. 7

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, ?-• T W,™* MIVES W ATBWTOEG.TIIE IBOST TAMLUYYTT SSJSSf'8 piainHof the orinary organs are MOt «ttMdtn gevaw OHM, but they may he averted »y timely medication. A naaCal jtftartfc*t of ttm urinary glands 1MM MT btn ftmad LA Ho*, tetter'a Stoxnseh Bitters, a ZLlTwbL not only affords the requlalte RtU&alas whan they "•come inacti-wt but increaaes their rigor and Secretive power. By tnoreacing the aAttrity of the kidneys and bladder, this nmlieijie.hae the additional effect of expolliag from the blood Im­ purities which it is the peenllar office of those organs to eliminate and pass off. The Bitten Is also a purifier and strangtlMaer of the bowels, an in vigo rant of the stomach, and a (natehleaa remedy for biliousness and tvr&r and ago*. It counteracts a tndeney to premature decay, and sustains andcomforta the aged and infirm. He Hstl Read Bead Abont Boston. Stranger--Yes, bring me some; and have them crisp and hoi. Waitress--Some what? S.--Some what? This,fa a Bostoq res­ taurant, isn't it? W.--Yea - " " V • S,--Well, you don't mean :pgf that yon have anything else? » • ; ^ W.--I don't know what you mean by ""anything else." We have everything on that bill of fare. h jL--Whati all these soups and roasts and pies? , TV.--Certainly^ * S.^--Why, grt&t gans, I've read about Boston all my life, and I didn't know that they had anything to eat but beans. START the new year right by subscribing to the Youth'e Coras 'tniott. Nearly lialf a million families take !t now. The first num­ ber of the volume for 1801 is a double New Year's number of twenty pages, with colored cover. It contains a new serial for boys, entitled "Kent Hampden," by Rebecca Har­ ding Davis, and Capt. C. A. Curtis has be­ gun a serial story cf adventure on the plains. There are also five complete stories, besides anecdotes and humorous and in­ structive articles for every one of the house­ hold. It comes every week, is finely illus­ trated, and costs but $1.76 a year, tend tor •ample copy. Address, THE YOUTH'S COMPANION. Boston, Mass. A Bleak Prospect. Husband--"My dear, we will have to begin to economize right off." Wife--"Dear me! What has happened?" Husband--"Cigars have gone up."-- New York Weekly. IN China ail the land belongs to the State, and a trifling sum per acre, never altered through long centuries, Is paid as rent; this is the only tax in the country, and it amounts to but about 60 cents per head. - FOB COUGHS AND THROAT DISOR­ DERS use BROWN'S BRONCHIAL TROCHBS. "Have never changed my mind respecting them, except I think better of that which I began thinking well of."--Rep. Henry Ward llcechcr. Sold only in boxes. TIIK autograph of Dean Swift cannot be purchased for less than $60. ( k':!tx:'-"} ' :Vi :'TS- You've tried Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription have you and you're disappointed. The results are not intmed** ate1 And did you expect the dis­ ease of years to disappear in a week t Put a pinch of time in every dose. You would not call the milk poor because the cream doesn't rise in an hour? If there's no water in it the cream is sure to rise. If there's a possible cure, Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is sure to effect it, if given a fair trial You get yoar Ustm--dollar it costs back again if it don't benefit or cure you; We wish we could give you the makers* confidence. They show it by giving the money back again, in all cases not benefited, and it'd surprise you to know how few dollars are needed to keep up the refund. - ? "t V. V ' * ,r-F. H1 •rs , gentle, soothing and nealing is Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. Cures the worst cases permanently. No ex­ perimenting. It's u Old Re­ liable." Twenty-five years of success. Of druggists. \ '.-if}). H'S CONSUMPTION ; CURE. Tfee success of this Great Cough Care is without a parallel in the history of medicine. All druggists are authorized to sell it on a pos­ itive guarantee, & test that no other cure can Suc­ cessfully stand. That ft maj become known, .tfee Proprifitors, AT an etibrmous expense, AFS placing a Sample Bottle Free into every nome M the United States and Canada. If yeu have a Cough, §ore Throat, or Bronchitis, Use it, for it VILL cure you. If your child has the CtoUp. C? Whooping Cough, use it promptly, AND reins If AFT. If you direful that INSIDIOUS DFCASS* XwrnmpflML USE it» Ask ycVat DrtMjjgfeft. for ^HUJOH'S FRLC% r<5 cts., W> fete, and $t.0& IF yctor are sctfe'dr Back lame, • TIE Suloh'I roroos Plaster, fVRJfe 25 cts, MCINTOSH MLW} K Optical CS. c"gg* PMC LAHTEHHS. FEET. HOW ARC YOC* Cures cold or tender Swollen or p&spiring _/be worn with comfort. or l>y mail. Trial Package 1 WO&UA HUIMWA. MR TTA Prettiest BOOK j WW WW Bver FrU«t«d. JJ JfcXlH SEED^sias ORceentapkg. Up If raw. Cheap pure,best, 1009000extras. Beautiful Illustrated Catalogue free, R. H. Shumway, Rookford, II!. _ . _ _ :̂ --"' 1 UOW wander, - PengA tot 1MB team toon unto tern, wheats at the very beginning (And accurate reckoners should), Wb«n my dear I was bent upon visnll| I loved you~-as much as 1 could 1 •' * , In ytrar ama, lova, _ And fonnd they for me itndly beamed: ' jjpfrfl might win inch a prize, love, _ Tnqnjgh far enough off yon then seemed. BUD I hoped--and yon aided the passlai^, a axnlle for me you ever wore; . > •. *n®n I loved to a most Intense fashion.. Ana felt I could not love you more! In dne course--after long I had strivoa j j - £ (Lack of lucre was chiefly the cansek To uie aa a wife you were given, A proceeding that gained my applause, °*her we'd seenietl all in all, dear, While waiting for Hysnen'sbright star; But I felt then my love had been small, dear, And I loved you more dearly hy fart V ^ YM, present or absent--my darling ,*! *. ? Was evermore precious to me; Whether fortune came smiling or Etna: My vifelet ne'er altered--not she! Webad worry, of course--but we shamd it (That is, all my troubles you bore>. And when with the past I compared It, Way, 1 loved you much mora than bafWe! Anon--(ah, that time, lovo, was trying. Especially trying for you) Came a Personage given to crying And making a hullabaloo 1 Soon it seemed my importance was waning-- Th« Stranger, though email, now held sway- Yet still--'spite of inward complaining. Hy lov6 somehow grew day by aay. And as life brought ifB toil and Its trial (For who has existence all sihooth A.- "ir? Your faith, trust, and sweet self-denial. Were ready nil sorrow to soothe, Sometimes I'vo known care to oppress you-- But only for mine and for me. And I'd not be surprised, dear (God bless yout). If I love you still more! . . . We shall seel W: Sfc CASTLE R0CK§ BY J. H. SFENCSB. o n . . Addreai --tome for api>lication and (all informattoa TO. W. DUDLEY _ _ UXI M. • co*3^2,£EfSLESd,®a EMORY madwaadwlmgfd. By*slt)aiw§ in OMiawtinc. from a* pMta o< the ciotw. ProqawAaafOse A. lalssm, m Ffffe Aral How Yeric. eere eeettweww the medleine mwe lie more than m poriatlre 1 it most contain tmaia, alterative and eathnrtie pi^ertiM. Tuffs Pills •MM thwe qaaUtlM, an4 *m atwretn thrli »irnr1ff*li~ii--r-*--ii HE night was a clear, cold one in November. The Bine Ridge Moan- tains of Virginia raise t h e i r d a r k s u m m i t s against the moonlit sky. The blast Bweeps through the narrow glens and de­ files, and plays amidst the branehes of the large trees, which resem b 1 e huge skeletons, (as their frozen' limbs, like naked bones, rattle together. Some rocks, which crown an emin­ ence, assame the shapes of towers, minarets, gateways and massive walls; the whole resembling a rniued castle, ard known throughout the country as "Castle Bocks.1' Seated on a mossy rock, In the shadow of one of the natural walls, are two per­ sons, young and well favored, and of opposite sex. He is speaking in a soft, pleading voice, she listening with half-averted face, the beauty of which is heightened by a "pink, flower-like, tell-tale blush, that mounts to the roots of her golden hair. "Lena," says the young man, in im­ passioned tones, holding her little white hand in a strong, yet tender clasp. "Lena, do not turn away from me, bnt tell the truth, whatever it may be--I cannot bear the suspense. Do you love me?" The girl makm no reply; bat tries to withdraw her trembling hand, bending her tender, blue eyes upon the ground, afraid to speak, afraid to meet his eager, imploriDg gaze. "Speak to me, Lena," cries Clarence Bertram. "A word from your lips will make me either the happiest or the most miserable man. You .would not be cruel willingly, I am sure, but you are acting oruelly, dearest, in keep­ ing 6itent, wheu my whole happiness and peace of mind are weighed in the balance." "Clarence," says the young girl, speaking in a low, sweet voice, "Clar­ ence, you know it is wrong to speak these words of lovo to me, and wrong of us both to indulge in these Btolen meetings; we must never meet again in secret. "Never!" cries the young man, pas­ sionately. "Unsay those words. Lena." "My father has forbidden me to speak to yon, and 1 must obey him, Clarenoe. "If you obey him you will marry Manfred Lowth, by whose falsehood and treachery I was driven out of my uncle's house. I would sooner see you dead at my feet than married to that hypocrite." "Marry Manfred Lowth!--I could never do that Clarence. Marry the man who* poisoned my father's mind ; against his nephew!" "Thank heaven!" says Clarence, breathing more freely, "I believe that if you consente'd to be his wife I should kill him; it is almost impossible to re­ alize how my Uncle Hirtuu can wish you Jo marrv snch a -r" "Hush," i-ays Lena, laying bar hand on his shoulder, and drawing him fur- tlier back into the shadow of the nat­ ural waif, ff§oiue one 11 coming." A solitary figure of a woman, dressed in black, comes stealthily along the foot-but!) thiii Up the eminence) and ma]r&$ its toward the beetling crag Overlooks a yawning ck&sm. a shot l uistiuce from where the lovers ar$ seated. The figure has scarcely Veaohed the crag, when the figure of £ Vrian steals up the eminence, by the d^me path, and takes a position bebifid a bowlder, where a view can be bad of the beet* ling crag. The first oottfer, unaware that she 5s watched, seats tierself on a stone, flier back against a stunted cedar, an£ ap­ pears to be waiting for some ooty. She has not long to wait. Manfred Lowth soon awakes his appearance. "Hetfe before me"," he sajfs; "and I hope yon have'$Me in a different frame of mistA to that1 in wMeh ^6u were last night,* t v, "I have'net* change*/ is the answer. " Ycm afe itill' det*4*fruned to see Lena Eihwiyr *¥es." "Elisabeth, 1st me persuade yon to return to Baltimore. I will join you soon, and you will have no reason to complain'6f me." "Will you promise to give up Lena Elkfrlyr "What!" cried Manfred Lowth, ex­ citedly ; "after I have risked to possess Hiram Ellerly's riches?--forged his came and caused him to suspect his nephew of the deed--poisoned his mind 'against his nephew and my rival, that I might wed the heiress? You ask what is impossible!* "Then I refuse to return to Balti­ more." •Absolutely?" * Absolutely. I shall call upon Lena Ellerly to-morrow. If she is the treman I believe her to be, she wilt have piore to do with you when she I can tell her. calmly make up your mind Elizabeth?" HAV» R»IPED~NA. XOTTH§VF «*SS5^my?" MaaifliC,Lowth advanqpr threaten-* ingly towagrd her. His face is inflamed Wit^ an oath he seizes her by the anna. One isstaat they struggle to­ gether. The next, be loses hi* footing, and a piercing cry echoes from crag to crag, as he aod the unfortunate woman go rolling down the abyss, and strike, with a sickening thud, on the rocks below. Hiram Ellerly--for it was he who had eonoealed himself behind the boulder-- and Cliarenoe Bertram spring forward and pause upon the edge of the crag. "They are past all earthly help," says the farmer. "Clarence," extending his hand to his nephew, "I heard the con­ fession that Manfred Lowth made to that poor creature. I never dreamed that the son of my old schoolmate and --during his lifetime--my dearest friend, could be such a villain. Can you forgive me the great wrong I have done you?" * "Ugcle Hiram," says Clarence, tak­ ing hu uncle's hand, "I lorgive you freely and fully. But how happened tou to be here to-right ?" "I found the letter sent to Manfred Lowth by that poor creature, command­ ing him to meet her here. It was lying on the hall floor, where he had prob­ ably lost it from his pocket." . And now Lena cornea forward and, kneeling at her father's feet, begs him to forgive her for deceiving him. But Hira u Ellerly raises he»to her feet, saying: "My daughter, it is I who should ask for forgiveness." And, placing her hand in Clarence's, he continues: " Take her, Clarence; you are worthy of her. And now let us go to the house, and I will send my men to the ravine to look for the bodies of Manfred Lowth and his victim." » Half an hour later men with lanterns are searching the ravine at the foot of the orag. They find what they seek, and tenderly bear the crushed and life­ less forms to Hiram Ellerfy's mansion. BARON RA«-K*»#»ERO, Prevention < .w, Some Yerv Long Sieges, Siege of Troy, apocryphal, ten yearsJ Siege of Tyre, actual, thirteen years.1" Authorities, Bohn'a and other diction­ aries of the Bible. "Worterbuchder Schalchten," Belagerungen und Tref- fen Aller Yolker, von St. General F. Hpn Kausler (B. C. 572-585, i., 101). "Sieges et Capitulations Celebres," 63, 64. Ezekiel xxvi, xxvii,, xxviii. The longest modern sieges since artillery has assumed its proper functions were: 1. Siege of Ostend by the Spaniards, 1601-1604--three years. Like Tyre, Ostend could be succored from the sea. The garrison only capit­ ulated when the town and works weye literally mere masses of ruins. 2. Siege of Gibraltar, attacked by land and sea by French and Spaniards, 1779-1783, for four years. This defense by the English stands without a parallel in the annals of war. 3. During the thirty years* war, Olmutz, taken by Tortensen in 1642, was besieged or blockaded for six years, from 1642 to 1648, and was still held by the Swedes in 1650, when they gave it up in accordance with agreement, not compulsion. Other examples of astonishingly long sieges are cited by Notes and Queries. Constantinople might be said to have been beseiged by either Persians or Turks from A. D. 626 to 675. From 668 to 675 the Turks repeated their at­ tacks yearly. From 675 to 1452, when taken by assault by Mahomet IL it was as much besieged as Troy actually was, if at all, for the poor Byzantine Greeks had to be on their guard continually, and they were liable to attaok any month or year. • • , " The Power at Plants. Experiments of a peculiar charaoter have been carried out at several of the noted agricultural colleges of the United States during the pass summer, the ob­ ject being to ascertain the Sifting power of growing plants of different species. Farmers are well acquainted with the fact that the roots of trees will disrupt and sometimea overturn a stone wall, but the lifting power of tender vegeta­ bles is equally surprising. The one result which has, perhaps, attracted the greatest attention is the discovery that a weight of two and a half tons can be lifted by the common Yankee pumpkin in th«cours*of its de­ velopment. Dr. Carpenter relates the story of a paving stone, weighing eighty-three pounds, that was raised from its bed (when joined by others on all four sides) by such a soft piece of fungi as the com­ mon mushroom. And still another and more remarkable story is added to the above. A man having a cask of sweet wine, placed in an empty cellar to mature. When examined several years later it had risen irom the floor of the cellar to (be ceiling, having been borne upward upon the tender shoots gfaxipe fungu*, with which the cellar was filled.-*-Gol­ den Days. *r»-- ~""" Tom Thumb'* WIDOW; A tiny coach, about the oi a Sar­ atoga trunk, and drawn by a pair of Shetland ponies^ pfcssfed up "Wabash avenue. Chicago, stopped in front of the Auditofcittfci Theater. The little driver was fet&red in full livery, as was the dimlatttlve footman who opened the door. As soon as the door wai opened a fftt&y-looking liftle man stepped out. 81 'Was faultlessly dressed in elegant ^Vening attire. He extended his hand 'and helped out a little lady, whose ma­ ture face and gray hair were in striking contrast with her stature, for she re­ sembled a large-sized wax doll more than a living creature. Then another little gentleman, also elegantly attired, stepped out, and the interesting trio attended the theater. The lady has been known in years gone by as the wife of the late Gen. Tom Thumb, and together they formed a pair of the most famous midgets the world has ever known. Since the general's death bis widow become the wife of Count Magri. ' < ' ; She Waived the Point. Occasionally people who laud their own possessions to the disadvantage of their own neighbor's receive an un­ expected check. A botanist took a party of ladies and gentlemen over his grounds, pointing out the rarest among his plants and flowers, and explaining their virtues. One of the visitors was an elderly miss, who appeared to take infinite delight in declaring, whenever she bad a chance, that the plants and flowers in her own garden were at least as beautiful as those in the botanist's. Just as they were passing a giaat cac­ tus, she exclaimed: "Oh! that is nothing extraordinary. 1 have a much larger cactus at home. Indeed, I planted it myself T "How strange!" the professor ob­ served. "This plant is already aixtp- three years old^Laed, if yours la afcU , larger " % • • - BT6w for Six Hmmired Yearn B* Baa Com* . to Baont the U«rmui Oeean. Following is the true story how Baron FalkelBberg came to haunt the German ooeaa. One day he was in- rited to the wedding feast of a long-lost brother who returned home suddenly with a pocketful of coin in order to marry a gentle village maiden upon whom Falkenberg himself hed his eye. Et was annoying, but still as the Baron found his brother was the favored one, and as he himself was.nhort of cash, he thought it better to be amiable to his brother, so he went to the feast pre­ pared to perform the "bless-you-my- children" act in due orthodox style. The champagne was capital, and the menus one that the soul of the Baron loved. Therefore, by the time the bride withdrew to don her traveling dress, and the guests were gathered in the hall with mysterious packets in their hands, the Baron was "mellow* enough for anything. Unfortunately, however, his brother touched him up in the wrong place and turned his good mature to a perfect frenzy, which re­ sulted in his seizing a champagne bottle and hitting his brother on the head. The brother fell like a log just as his bride ran screaming into the room. The Baron tried to induce her to ac­ cept his love and fly with him, but she declared she would sooner die. Taking her at her word, the Baron plunged a knife into her heart. As the guests, attracted by the nOt&e, began to arrive to inquire into its cause, the Baron thought he had better go out for a short walk, and he went--in a fit of absent-mindedness taking his brother's purse and pQcket-book with him. He sauntered down to the shore as the quietest place for considering what was* next to be done, and there he found a boat with her nose on the beach and a man sitting in her, who got up as the Baron approached, and respeotfully extended a hand to help him aboard. "The captain expects you, Baron," said the boatman; "our /ship lies out yonder." The Baron en- FIKROH TLIA WINF atiH • A Good Idea. An easy method of securing plenty ©f good reading at a nominal expense is that adopted in some Western towns. Each one of several hundred people subscribes one dollar a y ar and selects any book at that price which he desires to own. All the books selected are then placed in a temporary library, and every subscriber has the privilege of reading each one. At the end of the year the subscribers draw out the books they originally selected, so that the cost of the year's reading is practically nothing. Gatarrli Can't He Cared Wltll LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they cannot reach Utt seat of the disease. Catarrh la a blood or constitutional dieease, and in order to care it yon have to take internal remedies. Hall's ca­ tarrh Care is taken internally, and act* directly on the blood and mucous anrfaoei. Ball's Ca­ tarrh Cunt la no Qaack medicine. It was pre. •cribed by one of the best physicians in this country for years, and is a regular prescription. It is composed of the best tonioa known, com­ bined with the best blood pnriflera, acting di­ rectly an the mucous surfaoea. The pel feet combination of the two ingredients is what Sold by druggists, price 75c tered the boat and was rowed off to the ship, from whioh he has not lauded for 600 years. Sow is this known ? "Why, K>n wild winter nights the phantom ship inconstantly seen in the German ocean, heading for the north, but without helm or helmsman. She is punted gray, has colored sails, and flies A yellow flag, so that she cannot be mis­ taken for any modern craft. Upon her deck the passing mariner can plainly see the Baron sitting alone, playing dice for his soul, while about the mast­ head a blue flame can be seen flicker­ ing. Tho Stamp 11 an tat. The London Standard's correspond­ ent at Vienna • writes as follows: The Stamp Exhibition is draw­ ing a large number of visitors every day. The collection is one of the most complete that has ever been trot together, and the unlearned in such matters are amazed «t the divi­ sions and subdivisions that are neoes- sary for proper classification. Even the rarities must be subdivided, and any collector worth his salt will prize more the "errors," from their greater likelihood of being unique, than the class of rarities qualified as such by be­ ing scarce. Mr. Giwelb showed me, for instance, with as much pride as the occasion war­ ranted, the "errors" of France, a stamp of 25 centimes, printed in blue instead of black, and with-»^U greater satisfac­ tion, the "error" of Afghanistan, a stamp with a missing ornament in A corner; and his voice was raised to the pitch of admiration when he spoke of the rare "error" of Lubeck, and still more of the two rare "errors" of the Cape of Good Hope, exhibited by Dr. Mailman, of Vienna, stamps of one penny and four pence respectively, which are blue instead of red, and red instead of blue. Such "errors" fotch a very high price, kept down only bv the easiness of creating new "values by wanton misprinting. Great rarities are four specimens of British Guiana and New Zealand stamps of 1850, all with the signature of the .Postmaster, exhibited by Mr. Douglas Garth, who values one of these stamps (rose in faded color) at not less than £76; another one (yellow) at £20, eta Bare is also the black Canada twelve- penny STAMP? exhibited by Mr. Charles Colmati, of Woodvi lie, Kew, for which the owner himself paid £25. As al­ most "unattainable" are considered the two first issues of Sandwich stamps, 5 cents and 13 cents, in the very rare col­ lection of Mr. Giwelb, London; and not less prized aro two Tasmanian stamps of the first issue, each four- pence, declared to be nearly unique, being printed on "laid paper," the for­ tunate owner of which is M. P. Castle, of Brighton, two I>o«tor«. ^ Almost every one lias made his ^ESI about the proncness of doctors to disa­ gree, the one proscribing exactly an op­ posite course from that ordered by an­ other, but not every one has had an op­ portunity to conduct such an experi­ ment as was made by the late Baron Lutz, formerly Prime Minister of Ba­ varia. The baron was once severely wounded in battle in both legs. The wound iu one leg was much like that in the other. It struck him that here was a chance to study the ways of the surgical profes­ sion and beguile the long hours of his convalescence. He accordingly called in one doctor, and gave him charge of his right leg, but told him nothing about the wound in the other, and then called in another surgeon for his left leg, keeping him similarly i& ignorance about the wounded right leg: The doctors adopted A vary different mode of treatment, but both wounds healed at about the same time. When the baron's legs were quite well, he de­ rived A great deal ,of amusement from getting the doctors together and mysti­ fying them with questions about 4H« way each had treated "his leg." How Not to Bo Air alii of Htm. Says a rounder'of a New York restau­ rant: "An infallible receipt for de­ stroying any fear you may have of the waiter is contained in fonr words: Look at his feet. I never saw a waiter iu my life that had a presentable pair of pedal extremities. He MA ̂ be bland, suave, clean-shaven, clear-eyed, clad in snowy linen and the master of >a supercilious manner. IF you feel that he is cowing rou at all glance at his feet. You will find that his trousers -are ragged and turned up at the bottom, that he wears an enWmous pair of rusty shoes and that they are as hilly -and ridgy as the boots of the gouty old uncle in the old- time comedies. £iter this you may look Mm in th* «fo with absolute fear­ lessness. / - THERE AXE many 'people in the world who laugh aj| THE way home and stop as focm as they teaeh<thes r frontdoor. . Quite Contented. She (anxious to make as much ef-the situation as possible)--"But, Edward-- Mr. Hondrickson--hadn't you better speak to my father?" t He (as fly as they make them)--"I don't see the need. I'd rather talk to you." • No Matter How Hard Any druggist tries to sell yon his own cough medicine, remember he docs it because he makes more money on It, Insist on having Kemp's Balsum for the throat and lungs, for there is no cough remedy so pure and none so quick to break up a cold. For in­ fluenza, 6oreness of the throat and tickling irritation, with constant cough. Kemp's Balsam Is an Immediate cure. Large bottles 60c and fl. At all druggists. , EVERT once in a while we are told of an accident in which several souis are lost. People should see to it that their souls are saved before starting out on a journey. THE man who joins an assessment In­ surance company can take a melancholy pleasure in thinking of the, many that will mourn his death. TOST say truly. "The more servants the less service." Save wastes and gain service by using BAPOLIO. It Is a solid oaks of Scouring Soap. Try it. THE Widow McDoo says the main reason why so many men have family troubles is that they, marry a miss. FOB a disordered liver try PIIU Bnoaufi TA better THAN EM* and --O»L« who AM MHJEEM* ikrtiwtlam cut »rewat Hecks by ke«*iag SM Mood pare and fine trqm THE acid which rinssa the disease. This SAW sets the use of Hood's BarsaparllH. unquestionably the best blood purl Bet; sad which has been need with neat sncceas for this rsry parpoee bjr many people. Hood's Saiaapsrilla has also cared innumerable cases of ihaaasstUia of the severest sort by its powerful aflket in NENTSA^AIAFT acidity of the blood, and in enabling (he kUtaeys and liver to properly remote Hie waste of thesntem. TRY it. Hood's Sarsaparilla Sold by all dnmista. $1; sii forts. Prepared only hy C. L HOOD ft 00, Apothacarlea. Lowell. MAT (OO Doses One Dollar AMONG the cares of life, It Is exhila­ rating sometimes to remember that the cold days are the shortest. BRONCHITIS is cured by frequent small doses of Plso'a Cute for Oonsumption. ON® ENJOYS Both the method and results when Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acts gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys­ tem effectually, dispels cold®, head­ aches and fevers and cores habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs Is the only remedy of its kind ever pro­ duced, pleasing to the taste and ac­ ceptable to the stomach, prompt in itf action and truly beneficial in its effects, prepared only from the most healthy ana agreeable substances, its many excellent qualities commend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. Syrup of Figs is for nle In 50c and $1 bottles by all leading drug­ gists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will pro­ cure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it. Do not accept any substitute. CALIFORNIA F/6 SYRUP CO. 8 A It FRANCISCO, CAL. UHJMIU£. AT. HEW YORK. «.V. From Father to Son. Scrofula is a blood poison which descends from parent to It is a taint %hich must be eradicated from the system be­ fore a cure can be made. Swift's Specific, S. S. drives out the virus through the pores of the skin and thus relieves the blood of the poison. BLOOD ARD MKHT X»I8BASl» FRBB. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Atlanta, G*. AFFLICTED FROM CHILDHOOD. Itifc. N. Ritotey, of Kaclmy, Ind., says: *tfutioe com­ pels me to say that S. S. S. has worked little short of a miracle in my case, in curing me of aggravated Scrofu­ la, which afflicted me from childhood. It attacked my throat and nose, and threatened my lungs. My throat was so sore that I was compelled to subsist on liquid food. When I began 8.8. IS. i was in a wretched condi­ tion but commenoed to improve at oaoc, and am now entirely well." 4 Here is something from Mr. A. Hale, proprietor of the De House, Lewistoii, and the Hotel, Brunswick, Me. Hold meet the world as it comet and j and ar% not slow in sizing and things up for what they worth. He says that he has father and several brothers ssa£mij0li ters from Pulmonary Const and is himself frequently with colds, and lise Hereditary often cowghs < . .to make him Consumpttonhis stomach. ever he has cold of this kind he uses German Syrup, and it cure* every time. Here is a man knows the full danger of lung bles, and would therefore be rticular as to the medicine he 1 at is his opinion ? Listen ! use nothing but Boschee's Syrup, and have advised. I pres more than a hundred different sons to take it. They agree me that it is the best cough. in the market.' * mataat Belief; Positive Cure. ASTHMA- HOT^INGKB &KKNDAU* uun PSSKB" GOLD MEDAL. PARIS, XSM W. BAKER &C0»9> Breakfast Coca® from whkfe the ESECSEAFDE toihwawwH, I* ATOBTATRIY pure rnmtb , M to wMfe. ' 1| No Chemimlm ;1 are used in it* preparation Ik baa moTf them thrm tkmsm MA * STRENGTH of €oeaa taixad AMTE Starch, Arrowroot or1 SIP%; * 5 J < and is therefore Car men AA*» - -A*|| .nomkal, EMMA? few MAN MM I C«*f a cap. Itladalli HIAA^AAEM ' taking, strengthening, MAAMATT • DraMTxrs, and admirably adapted for HFR as well aa for poraona la health. Bold by TOWTNTUNTEI W.BAXEEAGOi, Dorchester, TACOIU^i^ra Tttkva. Ticokt MHBUUW 6i PATBICK OTABBSJU Att*r at Lair. FAT FOLKSiH &L Stand »Q far GRCALARAJJML StamriiC I DS. AT.r.I MENTtoM THIB r*Mta 4iL The Only On*. The Chicago, Milwaukee and St. Paul Railway is (he only line running solid vestt- huled, electric-lighted and steam-heated trains between Chicago, Milwaukee, St. Paul, and Minneapolis. The Chicago, Milwaukee, and St. Paul Railway is the only line running solid vestt- bulea, electric-lighted and steam-heated trains between Chicago, Council Bluffs, Omaha, and Sioux City. The berth reading lamp feature In the Pullman sleeping cars run on these lines is patented, ana cannot be used by any other railway company. It is the great improve­ ment of the age. Try it and be convinced. For further particulars apply at any ticket office of the road, or write to Assist­ ant General Passenger Agent. 807 and 209 Clark street, Chicago, 111. Not Trot LOT*. Daughter--"I will have to break my engagement with Mr. NIcefello, mother. 1 find I do not love him." Mother--"When did you make that discovery?" Daughter--"Last evening. I saw him out walking with another woman and I did not want'to murder her at all."-- New York Weekly. Bovgv ADVICE.--Don't go around looking for a flaw in your neighbor's eye, but keep your own specks well dusted and watch the corners of your own side of the street. If you feel out of sorts and have a bad taste in your mouth, with headache and consti­ pation, take a few doses of Dr. White's Dandelion, for you are bilious, and this medicine will cure you. In St Peter's Handwriting. The Biblical Society of London an­ nounces that it has in its possession a papyrus manuscript which is in the handwriting of the great Apostle St. Peter. They claim that f100,000 offered for the . manuscript by another British society was refused Ir you have evef used Dobbins' Eleotris during the 24 years it has been sold, you Ibnow that it is the best and purest family soap made. If you haven't triod it. aSk your grocer for it how. Don't take imitation. AN English company has purchased the petroleum field near Payta, in Peru, and expects to furnish oil enough for the whole of . South America, Australia, China and Japan. - THE only true and safe intestinal worm killer is Dr. Bull's Vegetable Worm Da- stroyers. It has brightened the lives of many children and gladdened many a par­ ent's heart SARAH BKBNHAKDT owns 120 birds, a tiger-cat, and a half-dozen dogs. No wonder she can't keep a husband very MTARRH^'S-FRE£ (» TKI TMNIIM n TTUU, » SCARLET FCV C It. COLDS. M CASLCS, CATARRH, AC. •VTMK IMC ORRNC INVISIBLE SOUND DISC , VAKIL FCL fMmtfMl TO • J«IF ?F /|Mr C«TF. «F O*M* thaa aU Marilar «&. vtoaa awaMjMd. Tkt I«I» U. Mmn-R«^MWAR>MUI>|M MUnljrfe> •MM*. Wtnt AWTTI ̂ SWLWAWU AO.WAU(,BH4M«iCwr AITHMtV Gives immediate- It Is MTOM tbl Best ASUTTC* Homes Wai We want to aeeve permanent HOTAEA her of Orphan Babes aa4 CkUtoa. " parties who waat to adopt a bright, welHrraimehild areisvtted to carre*. catuwars AID soenrrr. MM Slieel, CMMW, FLL -VASELINE- FOR A ONE-DOIXAK BIIX aent UN by maQ we will deliver, free OT all ohancee, to any person LA the United statu, all of the following arncMa. care­ fully packed: oo two-ounce boWe of Pore Vaseline ne two-ounce bottle ot Vwellno Pomade... 10 ota. 15 " . _ _ 19 • of Vaseline Camphor Ice. 10 " One qake of Vaseline Soap, nnacented 10 One oakeot Vaseline8oap,e»quigltely scented 2( One two-ounce bottle of White VI »jar of Vaseline Cold Cream.... loakeoi I two-ounce bottle of asellne. 35 SUA Or, for pontage stamp*, any rtnffte article at the prist named. On no account be penuoded to accept from •our druggist ana Vaseline or preparation therefrom mlem labeled with our name, because t/ou will certain-Itf receive an imitation, which, has little or no value. Chesebrough MLFE* Co., 21 state St* N. I, MAA.' o.N. a. WHKN WRITING TO AS ."J.P'ease aay yon eaw the A tat this paper. •J j I RELIEVES INSTANTLY. IM3T BKOTHKBS, 88 Warm 8t,KnrTack. 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CMICNUTCM G« aaU hj all Leeal Bralita 'When slovens gel* tidy they polisfiJfce bottoms of the pdnsT-When VA axe giverr1S3aiSai8HG*iney never tired of cleaning up- Two servants in two neighboring But differently their daily labor felt; - jaded and weary of her life waa- one;* |Always at work* and yet 'twas never done.. -j Jrhe other walked out nightly with * her bean* * then she cleaned house with- SQ^POLIOe . ,.r , .. , ? . i Ck ..C\ ,-dt"

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