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McHenry Plaindealer (McHenry, IL), 6 May 1891, p. 7

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m; ^^eagon -V* "•'*-. 1 ., % V ' feu Ft* • r "' itl^'i/, •*' • ' 8PRAIW8. ••tflfhio & Miss.Rail my. jttfBce President and General Manager, \* •- Cincinnati, Ohio . "My foot suddenly • turned and gave me • very severely grained ankle. The application of St, Jacobs Oil resulted at jnecin a relief from V W.W. PKABODT, .$reat. & Gen'l Man'cT. BRUISES. 746 Dolphin Str«4» Baltimore. V4. Jan'y 18,1890. "I was bruised bad­ ly in hip and side by a fall and suffered se­ verely. fit. Jacobs Oil completely cured me." WH. C. HAKDEK, Member of State Legislature. CHARLES ft. V06ELER CO.. Baltimore. I*' one Enjoys Both the method and results when 8yrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acta E'ntly yet promptly on the Kidneys, iver and Bowels, cleanses the sys­ tem effectually, dispels colds, head­ aches and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs is the only remedy of its kind ever pro­ duced, pleasing to the taste and ac­ ceptable to the stomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial in its effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, its many excellent qualities commend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. Syrup of Figs is for sale In 50c and $1 bottles by all leading drug­ gists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will pro­ cure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it. Do not accept any institute. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. 8AH FRAK0I8C0, CAL iOUI8VIU£, KY. MEW YORK, «.& The Best P r o t e c t i o n against epidemics, malarial fevers, bronchitis, pneumonia, and LA GRIPPE is to fortify the system by the • use of AYER'S Sarsaparilla Cures others, will cure you. If you have a COLD or COUCH, acute or leading to CONSUMPTION, SCOTT'S EMULSION OP PURE COO LITER OIL. AND HTPOPHOSPHITES OF X.J.ME AND SODA jna •"Kjm.ES CXTK.E FOH XT. I This preparation contains the stlmnla-! ting pro|writes of the Mypophonphitem • and Quo Xorirefflan Cod Liver Oil. Used by physicians all tlie world over. It is as palatable tut milk. Three times as effica­ cious as plain Cod Liver Oil. A perfect Emulsion, better than ail others made. For all forms of Wanting Diseases, Bronchitis, CONSUMPTION9 Scrofula, »nd as» Flesh Producer there la nothing like ICOTT'S EMULSION. It Is sold by all Druggists. Let no one by i profuse explanation or Impudent entreaty induce you to accept a substitute. Are You BILIOUS? SOME PEOPI.E ALWAYS ARE AJTD IVEAXtLir EWEBTBODT IS OCCASIONALLY. TAKE DR. WHITE'S DANDELION ALTERATIVE. It i* (be beat remedy for diseases of ike Uwer and Kidneys. It purifies the Mood and overcomes thai feeling of weariness wliscia yon so oftesa experi. I® will cure yonr headaeBie, re> •tore yonr lest appetite, and make yon ftoel vigorous enough to lake any tiling Within your reach. Very large bottle Ar §1» and e\&e*y bottle warranted. TAKES Tuft's Pills first dose often astonUhee the invalid, giving elasticity of mind, bouyancy of body, GOOD DIGESTION. - Mgnlar bowels and solid desh. Price, 25o« •Mamie |/%MJTOHN "W. JIOBRIS| IkIiOIUN Washington, B.C. B Sytsin last -war, 15 adjudicatingclaims, atty tlma The Soap that Cleans Most is Lenox. THE MORTGAGE. ' BY 8. W. POSS. He bought In 1CC5 a farm of stumps and stones, Us Bants was God-be Glorified, Lis surname it was Jones. He puts a ruortgn&fc on the farm, sad- then in conscious pride. •IB twenty years 111 pay it up," said Ood.be Glorified. The mortgage bad a hungry maw that swallowed corn and vUat; He toil?d with pRtiejioe night slid day to let tbs monster eat; He slowly worked himself to death, and on the calm hillRirio They laid, beyond the monster's reach, good God-Be Glorified. And the farm with its encumbrances of mott- ^ *•««. stumps, and stones. It fell to young Melchiaedek Pssl Adonirsm Jones; Milcbijtdti was a likely youth, s holy godly man, I . And be vowed to raise that mortgage like a noble Puritan. ^nd he went forth every morning to the rugged mountain side. And he dun. as dug before him poor old God-Be Glorified; Ho raised pumpkins and potatoes down the monster's throat to pour; He gulped them down and smacked his Jaws, and calmly asked for more. He worked until bis back was bent, until his hair was gray; On the hillside through a snowdrift they dug his grave oue day 1 His first-born son. Eliphalet, had no time to weep an 1 brood. For the monster by his doorstep growled forever for his food. He fed him on his garden track, he stuffed his ribs with liav, And he fed him eggs and butter, bat he would not go away ; And Eliphalet lie staggered with the. burden, and then died. And slept with old Melchizedek add God-Be Glorified. / Then the farm it fell to Iteans.' sad from Thomas fell to John Then from John to Eleazur, btit the mortgage still lived on; Then it fell to Ralph ohd Peter, Eli, Absalom, and Paul; Down through all the generations, but the mort- . gage killed them all I About a score of years ago the farm came down to Jim, And Jim called in the mortgagee and gave the farm to him. There's no human heart so empty that It has no ray of hope, Bo Jim gave up the ancient farm and went to making goat). He grew a fifty-millionaire, a bloated, pampered nature. He owned ten railroads, twenty mines, and the whole State Legislature; And thousands did his gruff commands, and lived upon his bounty; And be came home, bought back the farm, and the entire county. --Yankee Blade. Romance of the Revolution. BY FLOSSIE MILLER, It was on the 26th day of September, 1777, that Gen. Howe, with a magnifi­ cent array of 18,000 British and Tones, made his triumphal advance into the city of Philadelphia, proclaiming to the terrified inhabitants that he had no ia- teotion of withdrawing his forces until the next spring. Everywhere was consternation and dismay. The people realized what it meant to provide food,clothing and shel­ ter for so large au army and for HO long a time, besides the risk they must un­ dergo in being daily exposed" to the merciless treatment of marauding sol­ diers. So great was the excitement that hundreds of those who had hereto­ fore beeu known as the "staunchest Whigs in America," immediately re­ nounced all allegiance to the bruve and unoffending Gen. Washington, to be- oome henceforth and lorever true and loyal subjects of King George 111, full- fledged and '"dyed in the wool." But thank fortune there were still left within the precincts of that city a goodly number of Whig families who firmly maintained there patriotic equi­ librium, though tossed rudely about on the billows of excitement, and when the storm had somewhat abated, were found standing bravely on their feet, but more steadfast and loyal than ever iu the cause they had so ardently es­ poused. Of nuch were tke family of Philip Knowles, a Philadelphia blacksmith of the truest type. All summer his wife and daughter Phoebe, a bngli buxom lass of 18, had faithfully worked, day and night, weaving linen, knitting socks, molding bullets, etc., for the American soldiers; and now that they were surrounded by the enemy and Lord Howe had instructed his men, if possible, to prevent the manufacture of bullets by the Whigs in that city, they were only more determined to outwit him. "The last pewter spoon and plate about the house shall be made into bul­ lets for our soldiers, and Phoebe and I will mold them this very day if it's ne­ cessary," little Mrs. Knowles would al­ ways declare with a very great deal of ardor and enthusiasm whenever the sub­ ject was Mentioned, and sh? had not long to wait for an opportunity of prov­ ing how deeply in earnest she was with ever word she uttered. The British had been lodged in their eity scarcely a week when Philip came in at supper time one evening looking pale and excited. "No supper for/no to-night," he Raid in a low, scarcely au-! one of General Howe's prying officers. upon us to-night and try to rob us of our ballets, as they did at good old Granny Wilson's last night. Methinks they might smell a goodly bit of gun­ powder from that same firelock flying about their heads. I do so loath the very sight of them," answered Phcebe vivaciously, tossing her glossy black curls about her plump shoulders with a saucy air of defiance. > Mrs. Knowles emerged into the kitchen and soon returned bearing two sets of bullet molds and a small iron kettle filled with sundry articles of pew­ ter ware such as spoon**, plates, cups, eta This she hung on a cran^ in the wide, open fire-place and then sat down to watch the last piece of table ware melt away before her very eyes. Phoebe in the meantime had hung bed quilts over the windows, stopped every crack and crevice about the little room where she thought it possible for a particle of light to shine through, and after thoroughly dosing the old rifle with gunpowder, had stood it up against the chimney-piece where she might s-eize it at a moment's notice, if it chanced to be necessary. Neither of the womoa dare ' speak a •word on the subject that was upper­ most in their minds--the great battle that was to be fonght on the morrow-- for fear some sly British spy might be lurking with an ear at the keyhole, so the work of bullet-making was executed with the utmost silence. The old clock on the mantel-piece ticked away quite cheerily, a9 though there was nothing but perpetual peace and happiness for the whole outside world in general, the blazing fire in the old fire-place sissed and crackled in the same merry train, the tallow candle waxed dim time after time only to be snuffed up again brighter than ever bv careful Mrs. Knowles--and thus the work progressed until past midnight. By 1 o'clock they were almost through and a large leather pouch filled with bright, shining bullets lay on the-hearthstone as a result of their night's labor, when all of a sudden "click!* "click P sounded the gate latch and footsteps were distinctly heard ap­ proaching the front door. "Hark!" cried Phoebe, "I hear men's voices! May be it's the Britishers! Jump int? bed quick, mother, and let me talk to them. I'll tell them vou're sick." "Mrs. Knowles obeyed and Phoebe had barely time to shore the pouch of bullets and molds under the bed when there came a loud rap at the door. Phoebe opened it rather cautious­ ly, peering out into the darkness as she did so, and came very near giving a lit­ tle scream when three British soldiers rudely forced themselves in and stalked deliberately up to the fire-place where they stood chafing their hands over the dying embers. And there hung that iron kettle, with still a small bit of molten pewter in the bottom! "I beg your pardon, Miss, for this in­ trusion," began the tallest and best- looking of the three, "but Gen. Howe has authorized me to make investiga­ tions wherever I chance to toe a light burning at an unusual hour in the night I noticed a bright gleam from under your door and have come to see if there is anything wrong." "What a silly goose I was for not thinking of the orack under the door," thought Phoebe to herself. Bat what should she say? He was wating for a reply and looking suspi­ ciously all the while at the iron kettle. She did not sptsak at all until she ad­ vanced a step forward and laid her plump, white hands on the old firelock. This must have given her some inspira­ tion for she immediately answered in the most sarcastic tones and with a most defiant toss of her pretty head: "Indeed! you are very kind! Well, if you must know, mother, has one of her sick spells, and I've been boiling her some tea." The officer eyed her very keenly as she spoke, with something like a look of mingled surprise and merriment in his large, bine eyes and Phoebe was al­ most certain he made a faint attempt at smiling. "And may I ask what you are going to do with that gun?" he said again. "I am going to use it if I have oc­ casion to," replied Phcebe very de­ cidedly. He really did smiie this time, she was certain of it "We'd better be going, I guess, boys," he said, turning to his companions "The lady has answered my ques­ tions." "I'm sorry to have disturbed you," he said to Phoebe as he bowed himself very politely out-of-doors, "but you know I'm sworn to obey orders." He was so kind and 60 polite that Phoebe was beginning to think there might be something Dike magnanimity and generosity of soul in the character of a redcoat, after all, even when em­ bodied in such a mercenary creature as dible voice. "There's to be a supprised attack on the British at Germantown to-morrow and I'm ordered to Washing­ ton's camp to-night. Our men are greatly in need of ammunition,too. Mold all the pewter ware up 'r, ' " you can scrape b and I'll send for 'em in the morning early. Be sure to blind the windows well so as to keep them sly Britishers from peepin* in upon yon. But I can trust you and Phoebe, Mother;-there ain't two such brave women in all Amer- iky. Good-night! and may jGod bless and keep you!" He buttoned the velvet collar of his old corduroy overcoat close about his throat, pulled the old white hat much further over his face than he was wont-- probably to hide a few unbidden t-earg-- and was gone. It might be for the last time. Who could toll one minute what the next would bring about in those thrilling times of war and havoc? But it was no time for poor Mrs. Knowles and Phoebe to sit down and brood over their grief. There was no better way of showing their love and respect for the one who had just left them than by faithfully performing their duty to their country--an ex­ ample of which he had so nobly set before them. The last echoes of Philip's retreating footsteps had hardly died away on the stone pavement when Mrs. Knowles and Phoebe began making vigorous preparations for theii night's work. You may gather up the pewter ware, Mother, and I'll blind the windows and stop the key-holes," spoke Phoebe in an undertone as she made a dive at a stack of bed-quilts which lay on a box in one corner of the little, old fashioned sit- tiog-room, and began unfolding the heaviest ones to hang over the windows. 'Twere well to look to yonder fire­ lock too and get it in readiness," said Mrs. Knowles nodding her head toward the front door, where an old rifle lay suspended on two iron hooks just above the entrance. Trust me for that, Mother. I fear I almost wish for the redooats to break i» During the excitement which ensued for the next two or three days Phoebe had very little time to think of this ad­ venture, but what was her surprise, and --shall I say it? gratification, when one day after her father had come home from the battle of Germantown alive and well and all was quiet again as the nature of the times permitted, she re ceived a note from one Captain Brown, a British officer. The very gentleman that had inter­ rupted their bullet-making! Of course he complimented her bravery and begged the honor of further acquaint­ ance. Well, it was the "old story over again, and that contradictory girl married a British officer! One of the class she "perfectly loathed the sight of!" Such is the inconsistency of woman, and always was and always will be.;-- Hearth and Hall. Qalck a* Lightning. It has been proven time after time that a lion can dodge a rifle ball when fired at above thirty yards away, and that's the quickest thing, except light­ ning, there is in this country.--Free Press. It is evident that the writer of the above isn't acquainted with the na­ tural history of Michigan, or he wouldn't mention the lion or even lightning while the wild hog of the upper penin­ sula still roams those hilly wilds, when the question of rapidity of movement is mooted. Bartley Breen, of Menominee, carries a bullet wound in his right breast which is now introduced for the velocity of motion of the wild hog. Bartley was gunning among the hills one day: and gaining the top of a ridge a wild hog came at him open-mouthed and with tusks flashing. Bringing his rifle rapidly up to his shoulder he fired, and the bullet entered the wild hog's open mouth. Quick as it entered, the hog turned to run down hill, and such was the astonishing rapidity of the turn that the bullet entered Bartley's breast, and he fell to the ground. He was taken to his residence, No. 103 Slab avenue, in the. emergency ambulance.-- Detroit Neu>$, .. .$1,200 00 ... 420 00 ... 4,59J 12 ... 1,575 0C ... 2,000 00 ... 125 00 ... 320 00 • Too Saving. * Aunt Betroy Hicks, a New England woman who had been left a widow after a few years of married life, "carried on" her late husband's farm with a good deal of ability, bnt with such close economy that her saving devices grew famous in the country round about. Ne*t to her economy of provisions, her economy of firewood was perhaps her chief concern. At one time a sister of her late husband, from "down coun­ try," came to make her a visit, and soon became convinced that Betsey was en­ deavoring to freeze her out. But per-, haps this was not so, since the temper­ ature was as Mrs. Hicks usually kept it "I declare," the visitor ventured to exclaim, "I should think you kept it pretty cold here, Betsey!" * "That 'ere pesky thermometer's to blame, Susan," said Betsey. "I guess it's got choked up. 1 can't get it above fifty to save my life!" *» Then she turned over the stick of wood in the sheet-iron stove, while her guest walked up and down the room with her hands thrust ap the sleeves of her dteas'. The visitor remained at Atint Betsey's for several days, however, in spite of the choked-up thermometer, spending much of her time in bed, or watching a chance to smuggle a stick into the stove when her hostess was out of the room. Late one afternoon she happened to go out into the woodshed, and found Aunt Betsey there, with an old 6hawl wrapped around her shoulders and a stick in her hand, engaged in violently stirring something in a large tin can. A strong Bmell of petroleum tilled the air. "Betsey Hicks," said the visitor, "what be yon a-doin'?" " Wal, if you want to know," said Aunt Betsey, "I thought I'd see if I couldnt stir a leetle mite o' water int' the karo- eene. I reckoned it'd go a leetle fu'ther, 'ih so much comp'ny in the house as I seem to have!" Her guest went away early the next morning on the stage-coach. Can Silo Live On It t A young woman well-known in so­ ciety has been allowed by the referee in a will case an increase of $7,500 a year income over that provided for her by the testament of her grandfather. The increase was based on the follow­ ing items, which the referee holds are essential to her well-beiug: Salary for chaperon............, l'ocket money.... living expenses ' Kent Clothing l>entistry Medical attendance.... This brings the income of the young woman up to slightly over $10,000; but how dreadfully restricted it leaves her! Where do soda water, malinee tickets, bon-bons, and novels come in? Does any refeiee think that $420 a year is going to supply any woman who can af­ ford $2,000 a year for dress with their other joys, without which life is empty ? Where is there any provision for gas bills? If the possessor of this income is not to have candy why should she be compelled to spend $125 a year on her teeth ? Is she at liberty to divert any portion of her medical attendance ap­ propriation to such necessities of a happy life as horses, hat pins, bangle rings, and Becamier cream? Or must she borrow mOnej of her chaperon to pay for them ? When a woman's income becomes a matter of public record through the courts the public are naturally inter­ ested in the matter, and some slight ex­ planation of the plan the executors seemed to have mapped out would in­ terest them still more. The necessity of such an explanation is quite evident When a precedent for limiting an h«iress to a pitiful $10,000 is estab­ lished the interests of other heiresses demand that an explanation should be made.--Neto York Continent. An Aston lulled Booster. As we turned into the main highway leading to Indianapolis from a cross road we fell in rear of a funeral proces­ sion about half a mile long, which was made up of farmers and villagers. We had gone nearly a mile when we saw a man running across a field, hatless, coatless, vestless, and barefooted. He was waving his hands and shouting, and the procession at once halted to see what was the matter. He struck the head of it, and, as he climbed over the six-rail fence alongside the highway and got his breath, he gasped out: "All of you folks come right over there as quick as you can P "Why, Ben, what's the. matter? asked the preacher in charge. "Come as quick as you can!" Hrged the other by voice and gesture, "for plugged the hole up before I left!" "But what is it?" "It's a rabbit--biggest one you ever saw--rabbit in a holler stump--and it won't take over fifteen minutes to c'#op him outP "Move on, driver 1* commanded the preacher. "But hold on 1 He's in there, and plugged the hole, and it won't take me ten minutes to get an ax." The procession moved on and contin­ ued to move, and by the time our team got up the farmer's face expressed about eleven different sorts of emotions. "What's the trouble?" I asked. "Why--why--gosh hang it! I've got the biggest kind of a rabbit plugged up over here in a holler stump! "And the procession wouldn't wait to help you chop it out?" "No! I've heard that Injianny was turning over a new leaf and a-cominr right up to frills and scollops, but I never believed it afore! Won't stop and help chop out a rabbit--a great big rabbit--g-o^s-h."--N. 11 Sun. • Give Our Sailors Hall. Americans have a keen sense of jus­ tice. Those of them who cross the ocean frequently must often have felt the injustice residing in the fact that the proceeds of the concerts given in t«e steamer's saloon invariably were transferred to the treasury of a British institution; and this, too, although the great majority of the passengers . were invariably Americans. It is a gratifi­ cation to record that the White btar Line has made 6 new departure. It has informed the American Seaman's Friend Society that one-half of the money contributed at these entertain­ ments on its vessels will hereafter be given to American charities for seamen. This is as it shonld be. American travelers are generous as well as just, and they will not object if half of the money thus secured goes to England. The other steamship lines should have no hesitation in following the White Star's example.--New York Tribune. The unhappiest being; in the world is the person who regrets. He is never at peace for there is never a time when he has not something serious to regret. That person never existed of whom it might be said, "There was nothing in his life that he had cause to regret." To live means to regret Every word we speak, every act we perform, trails after it some grim remorse. •e Studied the Owl. Pome of your readers might like to know of a new way to study owls. 8ome Went out shooting a dajvpr two ago. One shot and wounded the wing of a big Virginia horned owl. He was advised to kill the bird, but would not do so. He was eoing to study the bird alive, so he put the bird down behind him in the blind. Soon a duck came flying along, and he stooped so low in shooting he sat on tho owl. The owl, not liking this way of being studied, fastened its claws into his back and refused all attempts to make it let go, and the more they tried to get him off the harder he pinched, and from tho howling of the man it would appear a* If the owl was studying tho man instead of the0 man studying the owl. The bird had to be killed before he would let go, and although it may be some time before this man can sit down, he knows more about owls than he did. --Forest and Stream. O! the idlsirj of It. Human wretchedness touches bottom In sea sickness. Life Is held a feather's weight by the unfortunate afflicted with it. Why enduro its atrocious >'nt«rual convulsions when Hosteltcr's Stomach Bitters relieves them instanter? Not only relieves, but prevents, Itjs fl£t ^Iwaya on the "briney" that travelers nau?ca 1J experi­ enced. Railway journeying, riding with one's back to the horsea or the locomotive sometimes produces it in super-s< nsitive stomachs. Hos- tett«r's Stomach Bitters is always the prompt remedy. The mischievous properties of brack­ ish water, ths evil influeuce of miasma, un­ wholesome or unaccustomed food, excessive fat 1 sue, whether bodily or mental, the dyspeptic tendency bred bv sedentary pursuits, the per­ nicious effects of exposure to extremes of tem­ perature or dampness, all these are effectually counteracted by this genial preservative of health I ures also rheumatism, kidney, and bidous trouble. Why Their Nona are Cold. Everybody is aware that a dog's nose is always cold, but very few people know why. The cartilage composing tho outer surface of a dog's nose is al­ most destitute of blood vessels, but plen­ tifully supplied with glands which exude a watery secretion that, by its evapora­ tion, keeps the nose below tho normal temperature. The dog's sense of smell is located iu the nerves within the nos­ trils, and it is probable that these are kept in better condition by the low tem­ perature of the cartilaginous tip of the nose. The state of a dog's health is at once indicated by the nose, for no do? with a hot, dry nose can be healthy, and one of the first signs of rabies is dryness and heat of the nose, for these symptoms Indicate fever, and fever is the beginning of hydrophobia --Globe-D.mocrat. KKBLE COLLEGE, Oxford, was founded In memory of the Rev. John Keble, author of tho "Christian Year," born April 25, 1792; died March 2l», 1800. The first stone of tho building was laid by the Archbishop of Canterbury, April 25, 1808. HALL'S CATARRH CURB is a liquid and Is taken internally, and acts directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Bend for testimonials, free. Sold by Dru^gista, 75o. „ F. J. CHENEY & CO.. Props., Toltdo, O. "Papa," exclaimed Johnny, struggling with a very copious brand of influenza, "if the nose is an organ why don't it have stops?" FIVE CENTS saved on soap;< Ave dollars lost on rotted clothes, is that economy'i There is not 5 cents difference between tne cost of a bar of tho poorest soap made and the beat, which is, us all know. Dobbins' NKVKR cut the leaves of a book or magazine with a sharp knife, as the edge is sure to run into the print, nor with the linger, but with a paper knife or ordinary table knife. SUFFERERS FROM COUGHS. SORB THKOAT, etc., should try uBntwn'f Bron­ chial 2Yoe/>«." a simple but sure remedy. St>ld only in boxes. Price 25 cts. Grand Rapids leads the world in its percentage of divorces to marriage. Last year the ratio was one to five and the year before one to six. A CHILD that is restless at night, and don't sleep well, should be given Dr. Bull's Worm Destroyers. It ipay have worms. By mail. 25 cts. John D. Park, Cincinnati. Ohio. DON'T reach across the table for any thing: but wait until it is passed to you, or ask for it FOB a disordered liver try BnoHAifg PILLS. PRIMUS--There are times, I think, when money is a curse. £ecundus--Yes, for instance, when you haven't any. BRONCHITIS Is cured by frequent small doses of Piso's Care for Consumption. WIIEX small people fall in love they in­ crease their sighs. That Tired Feeling Prevails with its most enervating and discouraging effect in spring and early hummer, when the toning effect of the cold air Is gone and the days grow warm­ er. Hood's Skrsgparilla speedily overcomes -that tired feeling." whether caused by change of climate. Season or llfp, by overwork or illness, and imparts that feeling of strength and self-confidence which is comforting and satisfying. It also cures sick head­ ache, biiionsiiess, indigestion or dyspep.-ia. Hood's Sarsaparilla Fold by all dniKKlsts. fl; six for Prepared only by C. 1. HOOP fc CO, Lowell. Mast. IOO Doses One Dollar TBB Hebrews say, "When the tale of bricks is dqpbled Moses comes." For every burden some relief exUts. Weary house­ keepers o:Un find relief in the use of 8A- POLIO. T'BK Chinese do not permit women to be photographed. FITS.--All Fits stopped free bv Dr.Kline> Great Norve Restorer. No Fits after first dav's use Mar- vellouN cures. Treatise and *->.00 trial bottle free to Fit cases. Send to Dr. Kline. Kit Arch St., l'tiila^ Pa. Copyright, 1800. Jhshion^s favorite fad, centers in that famous, fascina­ ting game--lawn tennis. But there are women who cannot engage in any pastime. They are delicate, feeble and easily exhausted. They are sufferers from weaknesses and disorders peculiar to females, which are accompanied by sallow complexions, expressionless eyes and haggard looks. For overworked, " worn - out," " run - down," debilitated teachers, milliners, dressmakers, seamstresses, "shop-girls," housekeepers, nursing mothers, and feeble women gen­ erally, Dr. Pierce's Favorite Pre­ scription is the greatest earthly boon, being£ unequaled as an appe­ tizing cordial and restorative tonic. It's the only medicine for women, sold by druggists, under a positive guarantee from the makers, of sat­ isfaction in every case, or money re­ funded. This guarantee has been faithfully carried out for yean. SHILOH'S CONSUMPTION CURE. The success of this Great Cough Care is without a parallel in the history of medicine. All druggists are authorized to sell it on a pos­ itive guarantee, a test that no other cure can suc­ cessfully stand. That it may become known, the Proprietors, at an enormous expense, are placing a Sample Bottle Free into every home in the United States and Canada. If you have a Cough, Sore Throat, or Bronchitis, use it, for it will cure you. If your child has the Croup, or Whooping Cough, use it promptly, and relief is sure. If you dread that insidious disease Consumption, use it. Ask your Druggist for SHILOH'S CURE, Price 10 cts., Co cts. and $1.00. If your Lungs are sore or Back lame, use Shtyoh's Porous Plaster, Price 25 cts. GOLD MEDAL, PARIS, 187% GERMAN Sweet Chocolate. . The most popular sweet Chocolate in the market It is nutritious and palat­ able ; a particular favorite with children, and a most excellent article for family use. Served as a drink, or eaten as confectionery, it \ is a delicious Chocolate. The genuine is stamped I upon the wrapper, S. Ger­ man, Dorchester, Mass. 8old by flroeers em J t. W. BAKER ft CO., Dorchester, Vass. For a Disordered Livir Try BEECHM'S PILLS, j 25cts. a Box. OF -AJLX, DRXJOT>IS*TB. "UTOMAN.HEK 1MNKASKS AMI TilKlK TT Treatment." A valuable iliu-tr*t*ct book of 72panei-, win tree, on receipt ot 10 cent-.to onver coat ot mailing, etc. Address P.O.Box 106i. Phils, Pa THE HOLY LAND, Hound ths World, Select parlies, bet>t tlckeMng facilities,ocean ticket*. H. HAZE « SON. i**o Broadway, N. Y. i Kst. 1&M.I I -World's Fair Pocket Bank. _ I Best, fft-test-^elllne novelty: . holas $5; opens automatically; cannot he picked. Sample by mail (postal note), 2S units; one doze's (irons JotH Rt •pei'isi price*. WORLD'S FAIR POCKET BAJiK CO., 168 liearboru Kt.. Chicago. T^1£ GIEAT >1E A^HT) KI N K. I maltes pallon*. LMu-ioux, j-jmrKliu* HU<i app-tizillg. Sold by all dealers. A boautiftil Pii'tur? Bitok and Tards wut free to aiiT nun sending iMraddmi to The C. K. HIRES CO., Thllmd'a SAMPLES SKINT FREE ot spring patterns with bor­ ders and ceiliogK to match Oue half million rolls of." Icred at whole-Kale prices E»8» BANK! WALL White blanks, to tic; (ult-, f-c to S5c; Kui bossed Gilts, 19c, to 50c. 1 will send you the most popular colorings, and ForThroat and Lungs "Ihave been ill for Hemorrhage " about five years, "have had the best Five Years, "medical advice, "and I took ths first " dose in some doubt. This result- "edin a few hours easy sleep. There |' was no further hemorrhage till next day, when I had a slight attack " which stopped almost immediate- "ly. By the third day all trace of; " blood had disappeared and I had! "recovered much strength. The* "fourth day I sat up in bed and ate "my dinner, the first solid, food for,, "two months. Since that time Ii "have gradually gotten better audi " am now able to move about the "house. My death was daily ex-* "pected and my recovery has been* " a great surprise to my friends and' " the doctor. There can be no doubt " about the effect of German Syrup, "as I had an attack just previous to " its use. The only relief was after " the first dose." J. R. LOUGHHKAD, Adelaide, Australia. # * ? UBIes 8a -i ii 1.75 •/> :Jf HlslV W. L. DOUGLAS 83 SHOE CEN/USIIM. SC.OO Oiitiitte Hsml-scwe.l, an e!etfant aa4 w stvlish dress Shoe wtneh commends itself, Pil.OO Haiitl-setrert Welt. A tine t-jlf Shoe VK *T equaled for style and durability. S»».50 (iiKKlyettr Welt is the standard dressShO# O at a popular pru-c. • <*.50 Policeman's .Slioc is especially adapted O tor railroad men. farmers, etc. AH made in ongress, Button and Lace. ,00 fur Ladies, is the only hantl-sewod Wh-- sold at this popular price. 2>SO DniiKola sline for Ladies is a new depart *3 .50 , ure and promises to bwouie verv popular* 10.1)0 Shoe tor I ndies and *1.73 for MIsm* •• still retain their excellence f< r style, eta. All goods warranted and stamped with name <Mk bottom. If advertised local i pent caunor supply you. send direct to factory, iuclosiug idvertiaaa ptice or a postal for order blat<k«. \V. I. l)ORR.r,AS, Brockton. Han. WANTED--Shoo Dealer In every citr and lw not occupied, to take exclusiTe agency. All Hnals advertised in local paper. Send for illust'J catalogs*. T H I S I S , THE ONLY SCALE 5 TON Reliable , Accurate , Durables BEAMBOX-BRASS-BEAM-IRON-LEVERSj ADDRESS,JONES."* iwgf THE FREIGHT "FOR TERMS. BINGHAMTON, N.tt -m -VASELINE-; FOR A ONE-DOULAR BILL sent us by asB we will deliver, free of all chances, to any persoala the United states, all of the following articles, car* fully packed; One two-ounce bott'e of Pure Vaseline One cake of Vaael ine 8oaplexq u fsitely scented 'J* #:! i One two-ounce bottle of While Vaseline a • flM J Or. for pontage »tai>i)>*. tiny ntngle article at the pitet named. On no account Ac perxuaded to mvept your drnggixt any Ymelint or preparation H iVlTaas unlet* labeled trlth our name, because yon tctU itt rmimiee an inuMitiuH which ha* little or au ralue„?.yz Chesebi-QUKh Mfg. Co.. 84 State St.. N.lb a s t h M A T Pophsm'j Asthma Spec We Gives Immediate reUaC, It Is believed to be tka Best ASTHMA Remedy known to humanity. Bend for Trial Paekaaa FREE. ^ tsold by Druggist s, Sent by mail, postpaid - _ for $1 per Box. Addreaa THOS. POl*HAM. 2001 Bidge Avenue, Ihilada. Tkit Oldest Medicine in tkt World is *reba&i*̂ ~~: " . DB. ISAAC THOMPSON'S « acnptlon. and lias been in constant u~e for nearly a centurv. Thews are few diseases to which maaktsd are subject more distressing than sore eyes, aad for w!iic!s wore remedies have beWi mea without success For all external lcfammaticM or the eyes it is an Infallible remedy. If the dirao- tlons are followed it will never fail. We particularS" Invite the Attention of physicians to its merits. PlB» sale by all druegtsts- JOHN" I, THOMPSON, sftjBj ft CO., Taov, sfy. Established ' T:..4 guarantee to save you money. ALFRED l'EATS, Wall l'aper Merchant. tiWB W.Washington-st.Chicago PAPER! MAIMERS " .*• Dr.OW. P SKVII-H DP. Snyder's SidB®#; Haisam curst? Enareofcf BED WETTINGS -- jiddres*. with stumnB JDF. O. \\ . F. BNYTUZII, MEVIEKER'S Theatre, CHICAGO,lit, ,~srFor sale by all Druggists. Price $l.d§. 1CEMEDY l*'OK CAXAKKil.--Best. Easiest to use. Cheapest. Relief is immediate. A cure Is certain. For Cold in the Head it has no equal. DISO'; -L (-hp R R H It is an Ointment, of which a small particle Is applied to tlie nostrils. Price, 60c. Sold by druggists or sent by mall. . Addreaa. K. T. HAZBLTIKB, Warren. Fa. alnd. All piliv !n pasteboard boxet, pink wrapper*, are dftsccru particulars, ^testimonial*, acd "Jtellef m fetter, by return MalL IG,000 Te>[imoalals, A'ame Paptr» Mid by all Local UnggUtft CNiCMceixn CHEMICAL CO., M.DI.NN KOUAR* l'Ull.ADKLl'HlA, PA. DOWN WITH HIGH PRICES. The WONBCRFIIL i.50. WHY not buy from the Larcent Factory of iu kind in the Pll/r .niddlraes'i or weritl, and OAT C Dealers' proflts. Over 1,000 Articles ^sold direct to consumers, thereby Jtavinc 30 to 50 per cent. Our New utomatic Brake on all Coaches, srricc ss< SCFRICERATSRS aid ICE CflgSTO. 0CSICM LIBRARY KtK>. THE WONDERFUL LUBURG CHAIR Cenbines a re«B. af Chain la eae, besides making a Loiisge, Bed, or Coa< /ntxilid appliance* <)/' exery Fancy Chalra, Kaekera, to r Write at once for Catalogue. fiend stamp* and men lion pood* nmn fed. COMBINJt' f-m CHAIRS. PATENTS "MS Illustrated Hand Book frefc i S J. B. CHAt.l.K Jfc CO£ . Washington, D.C Please mention this Paper ever.v time you write, CATARRH CURED. Sample I Ageots wanted. | Landsrbach Cogens So. It*--01; WHEN WRITING TO ADVERTISER^ - please say yoa law tks sdwrtbcmciE i I n t h i s p a p e r . T t ? > „ > THE LUBURG MANUFACTURING CO. PHILADELPHIA, P*. Dept. A, 101 He. 321, 3*3. 3SA North 81k "CAM I ASSIST YOU. Tlila is an every day occurrence; sTie % taken with that "all-gotie" or faint feel­ ing. Tho cause of this feeling is s<>me de» rangement, weakness, or irregularity inci­ dent to her sex. Instant relief may alwaj* be found by using LYOIA E. PINKHAM'$cvoX?u£ It is tlie only Positive CV.re and Legitimate Remedy for those peculiar weaknesses and ailments of women. Every Druggist sella ft, or sent by mail, in forta of Pills or Lozenge*, on receipt of $1.00. yggpln. fate afciittat tllniuMs* L# >n1IEHj1aii»irm ml tyslia E. nnkharn Mwb C*>. t*M. Maaa. .* . .a.*i ,f^ r.S

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