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McHenry Plaindealer (McHenry, IL), 13 May 1891, p. 7

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' , , i mwm What is flacking I s and confidence. If there were absolute truth on the one hand and absolute confidence on the other, it wouldn't be necessary for the makers of Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy to back up a plain statement of fact by a $500 guarantee. They say--"If we can't cure you (make it personal, please,) of catarrh in the head, m any form or stage, we'll pay you $500 for your trouble in making the trial." "An advertising fake," you say. Funny, isn't it, how some people prefer sickness to nealth when the remedy is positive and the guarantee absolute. Wise men don't put money back of " fakes." . ' | JJ^ind a faking " doesn't pay. Magical little granules--• 'those tinv, sugar-coated Pel­ lets of Dr. Pierce--scarcely larger than" mustard seeds, yet powerful to cure--active yet mild in operation. The best Liver Pill ever invented. Cure sick headache, dizziness, constipation. One a dose. Give anil Take. The following story may not bo true. Indeed, it probably is not: but we may say that if it were true it would teach a lesson as well a9 excite a smile. We find the 9tory in a New York paper. When Jay Gould arrived in Boston a few days ago, he was confronted by a youngster with an unusually dirty fat-e,. who shouted: "Mornln" paper, only two cents!" The millionaire bought a paper, and gave the boy a five-cent piece, saying, "Keep the change and buy a cake of soap to wash your face with." The newsboy counted out' three cents and dropped them into Mr. Gould's hand. "Keep your change," said the boy, "and buy a book on politeness." Kxpla'nlng IV by There Is Lfh Deafoeaa. A "perceptible decrease in deafness has been noticed of late, which is partly ao- counted for by those In position to know to the more general use of artificial means now perfected to a degree hitherto consid­ ered impossible. A very complete device of this kind was invented in Bridgeport, Conn., a few years ago by H. C. Wales, which, being placed inside the ear, is worn with a secret delight by many whose deaf* uess is thus never suspected. SHE--After you sell this painting what do you expect to paint next? He--The town. IT STARTS HIM.--If anything In this world will put wings on the feet of indolence. It is a woman with a dipper of hot water start­ ing for a tramp when he Is "sassy." It there is any other remedy in the universe that will cure a cold or cough as quickly and effectually as Dr. White's Pulmonarla It has not been made known. For croup in children it Is a safe and certain specific.. Is chilly Finland if a couple desire to be married before the man has reached 2' and the woman 15 they must obtain an imperial decree. The only exception is made in the ca?e of peasants engaged in service by the year or tho*e who have a regular trade or business. These can wed if the prospective groom is 18 and the bride J4. DON'T you wfint to save money, clothes, time, labor, luel. and healthy All these can be saved if you will try Dobbins' Electric Hoap. We say "try," knowing it you try It ottce, you will always use it. A DISH of plain, nourishing ?oup is a wholesome first course at dinner, as it warms and invigorates the stomach. THB best cough mcdlcino is Piso's Cure for Consumption. Sold everywhere. 25c. ruS.--All Fits stopped free by Dr.Kllnt'i Great Nerve Restorer. No 1'itH after first day's use. Msr- reiloub cures. Treatise and $'^.00 trial bottle free to Bend to Dr. Kline, 8SI Arch St. Fiiila.. Pa. _ CURBS PROMPTLY AND PSEKAKI Heidqche. Toothache, N S y R A L G z A ; Sore Throat, KwelHugs, Frost-bites, S C I AT I C A; Sprains, Bruises, Barns, Scalds* IHE CHARU-S A. VOGELU CO.. Baltimore. MD. r - SHILOH'S CONSUMPTION CURE. The success of this Git*t Ocmgh Cure is without a parallel In the hfttory of medicine. All druggists are authored to sell it on a jx»- itive guarantee, a test that no other cure can sue- cesslully stand, "That it may become known, the Proprietors* an enormous expense, are placing a Sample Botfie Free Into every hcJrpe in the United States and^Canada. If you have a Cough* Sore Throat, or Bronchitis, uSe it, for it will cure you. If your child has the Croup, or Whooping Cough, use it promptly, Shd relief fa sure. If you dread that insidious disease Consumption, use It. Ask your Druggist for SHILOH'S CURE, Price iocts., 50 cts. and $1.00. If your Lungs sure sore ©r Back lamc^ use Shiloh's Porous Plaster, Price 25 cts. The Soap Most is Lenox, t S|PTHE SUMMER GIRL. HE'S coming with tbe flowers that will bloom for ns once more. She's oomlng with the breezess that will blow along the •bore. The sun will kiss her ringlets and will tlnce her cheek* with brown. While he who loves her madly grapples fate and" tolls in town. And Cupid, with the arrows that he's given her to twirl. Will guard anew the footsteps of the sprightly summer girl. •When the robin red­ breast hops tnand while yet 'tis early dawn, And tennis players dot the green of grasay field and lawn, We'll see her dressed in percale, with a walking stick in hand, And in ber brother's necktie will she stroll along the . sand, 1 And where tbe crowd is thickest in the summer hotel whirl, . 7 . _ -- will bloom once more the beauty of the charming summer girl. With glossy collar shining in tbe light of sum­ mer dnys, .... With vest and sash and bluer we will learn anew her ways; Young Cupid will instruct us how to pierce the thin disguise ' , Of masculine attire that hides the maiden heart we prize. And w hen once more we claim her as the sum­ mer's priceless pearl. * Well hail the tmiUcg features Of the jolly sum­ mer girl. --Cloak Review. SERGEANT HORNUS. Ai Incident of the Franco-Prussian W«R The regiment imposition on a bare hill was a target for the whole Prussian army. The opposing forces fought within eighty metres of eaeh other. The Prussia^/officers shouted "Surren­ der, cowards!" but the proud regiment held ita ground, grouped around its big flat. In this landscape of ascending oorn- frtids and pasture land, lighted bj the sinking sun, this mass of harrassed men, enveloped in smoke, looked like a flock af sheep surprised on a height by an un­ expected and formidable whirlwind. Now the lire rained upon this slope! Nothing could be heard but the crack* ling of the musketry, the deafening rattle of shells and the thunder of can­ nons, reverberating from hill to hill. Now and then the Hag which rose above all heads, shook in the shower of grape, darkened by smoke; then a voice rose firm and proud, above the crepitation, rattling, roaring and cries of the wound­ ed: "To the flag. boyB, to the flag !" At the same moment an officer, vague as a shadow in the red fog, pointed to the grand ensign, which immediately gave the soldiers the inspiration of some sublime, being. Twenty-two times it fell, twenty-two times, before its staff had time to cool in the grasp of the dead, it was siezed and raised again. And when, as twi­ light merged into darkness, the rem­ nant of the regiment, scaroely a hand­ ful of men, slowly beat a retreat, the flag was only a tatter in the hands of Sergeant Hornus, the twenty-third standard bearer of the day. Hornus was an old soldier who scarce­ ly knew how to sign his name, and had been twenty-two years in gaining his sergeant's badge. All tbe wretched­ ness of the foundlings, all the brutaliz­ ing influences of the barracks, could.be seen by his low, receding forehead, his back, bent by the knapsack, and that devil may-care mein of the private trooper. Besides, he stammered very badly, but then one doesn't need elo­ quence to be a standard bearer. The evening of the battle his colonel said to him: "You may keep the flag, my good fellow, keep it;" and upon his sol­ dier's cap, faded by rain and scorched by fire, the canteen woman sewed a gilt border--the badge of lieutenant. It was the single pride in this life of humility. The figure of the old trooper became erect immediately; this poor, crouching creature had henceforth a proud bearing and eyes instantly ele­ vated to see that his fragment of flag was kept straight and high above death, treason, and subversion. You never saw a happier man than was Hornus in the heat of battle, when he held his flagstaff firmly with both hands in ics sheath of leather. He did not speak, he did not budge, so awed was ho hy the sacredness of his trust. AU bis strength was in his Augers clasped about this beautiful gilded rag, %nd the faster ball raised upon it the mortf defiantly be eyed the Prussian", as if to sav, "I.dfti®J'OjjT4? touc^ Thus far no "o^e, hot e»6a tieftth, had interfered with iris holy dutjf!' After Bony sind. (Jmvelotte, the bloocf- ie^t battles of the war, the flag went SVeirywIi&'e, becoming more slashed, more riddled, more transparent with wounds^ and it was always old Hornus wlio e&H-ied ii We all know the disgraceful story of Metz, of the long halt in the mud where the cannon rested, where tlie best troops in the world, demoralized by in&ction^ lack of food and of news, died of fevej and weariness at t]ie foot of their stacked arms. Commanders and soldiers had abandoned hope. Hornus alone had | confidence. His tri color rag took; the J place of everything else, and while he • saw it he believed that nothing was < lost. tfnfortttB&tel?, since fighting had oeased, the Colonel kept the flag at his headquarters on the outskirts of Met%» Hornus felt like a mother whose babe is out to nurse, but whenever he 'saw it, leaning against the wall at the Oofov&l's, he returned full of courage and patience, bringiug under his soaked tent "dreams of battles, of marches forward, and of seeing the three colors waving trium­ phantly on the Prussian trenches. One morning the old man, en awaken­ ing, saw the whole camp in confusion. The soldiers, very much «xcited, stood in groups shaking their fists in the same direction, as if designating a guilty one, and shouting, "Seize him. Tear him to pieces." Tbe officers made no attempt to quell the disorder, bat marched with averted faces, as if ashamed before their men. And well they might blush with shame and turn palk with rage. One cannot read, even now without indig­ nation, of the treachery that surrender­ ed without a blow 150,000 of the best soldiers in the world, well armed, healthy and eager to a man for a battle. "And the flag?" asked Hornus, turn­ ing pale. "The flags have gone with tbe rest, with the guns, wagons, everything-- everything." , T i „ „ ' 'Thu--thu--'thunder and lightning," tbe jpeor fellow, "they shall not have mine," and he ran to the other end of the city. There also excitement reigned. Na­ tional guards and citizens shouted, ges­ ticulated, sobbed. Deputations passed to and fro. Frantic mobs hurried to­ ward Bazaine's house. Hornus saw and heard nothing as he ascended the street muttering. "Seized my flag! That beats all. I can hardly believe it. What right had he to it ? Let him give the Prussians what belongs to him, his gilt ooach and his rich plate brought from Mexico. But the flag was mine. It was my honor. I forbade any one to touc^ it" One hearing him stutter out those phrases would not suspect that in his ignorant mind was a clear, firm and sublime resolve. He would take his flag, unfurl it before his regiment, and then, with that tali:<man in his hand, lead the attack upon the enemy. When he arrived at bis colonel's headquarters, he was not eVen allowed to enter, as the enraged officer could not bear to see any one. Hornus, how­ ever, elbowed his way through the pla­ toon crying: •My flag, I want my flag!* At leugth the window opened. "Is it you, Hornus?" "Yes, colonel, Lw "All the flacs are at the arsenal. Ton must go there and get a reoeipt for yours." "A receipt! What for?" "It is the marshal's Older." "But, colonel." "Oh let me alone," and the window slammed down. The old sergeant tottered like a •drunken man. "A receipt; a receipt," he repeated mechanically. At length he moved away, understanding only one thing, that the flag was at the ar­ senal, and that he must take it at any risk. The doors of the arsenal were all wide open to allow the Prussian wagons, whioh waited in long lines to pass through. Hornus trembled as he saw all the other ensign )>earers, and fifty or sixty broken-hearted and silent officers. One would have thought, from the wagons, so somber Jn the rain, from the men with bowed and uncovered heads, that there was a funeral in the yard. In one corner all the flags of Eazaihe's army were piled up confusedly on the mnidy pavement. Nothing could be more melancholy' than these rags of silk, this debris of gold fringes 'and carved flagstaff's, and all this paraphec- nalia full of glorious associations, soiled with rain and mud.. An officer took them one by one, and as each regiment was called its flag- bearer stepped forward to get a receipt. Two wrinkled and expressionless Prus­ sian officers superintended the transfer. And thus, O sacred tatters, you left us, handled by those who mocked at your wounds, sadly sweeping the pave­ ment, like birds with broken wings. Glorious rags, soiled by mud, as was France by disgrace, a portion of the be­ trayed country went with each of you. The blazing sun of long marches was in your faded folds. Your bullet holes were memorials to the unknown thou­ sands who died fighting for you. "Hornus, don't yon hear? It's your turn to get a receipt." What had he to do with a receipt? The flag was there before him. It was indeed his, the most beautiful, the most mutilated of all. On seeing it he imag­ ined himself again on the heights. He heard the whizz of bullets, the rattle of shells and the colonel's voice: "Look to the flags, bovst" He saw his twenty- two oomrades on the ground, and he, the twenty-third, shooting forward to lift up the poor ensign, falling from a dead man's hand. Ah! that day he had sworn to defend it at the risk of his own life. With these memories throbbing in his brain he sprang upon the Prussian officer, tore from him his loved ensign, raised it high as he cried, "To the"-- but his voice stopped in hiB throat, he felt the staft tremble and Blip from his grasp. In that air of death and treason that weighed so heavily on the surrendered city, the beautiful banner could no longer float, nothing proud could longer survive. And old Hornns fell with a bullet through his noble heart. THEY FELT THE LION'S BREATH. To Make a Home out or m Household. Now and then one sees some expres­ sion in the newspapers to the effect of embodying a general supposition that if u woman be eminent for educa­ tion or special gifts or acquirements, it is regretted that she does not extend her life beyond her home. It suggests an inquiry into the relative virtues of public and private living. Is it the life outside the home that demands, exclu­ sively, the higher virtues ? Rather, it is nearer the truth to believe that no life requires so complete aud harmoni' ous a development as that which holds disci jJ- lned by university study, enriched by classical study, cultivated by art and literan\rej t&g woman who ha§. ijMjbg strength of all these will yet fiud her­ self taxed by the demands of the home and social life. All nue threads she holds in her hand", not only the order­ ing of thp home, but, is far more, the giving of 6ustainih£ C$hipathetic comys^ionliliin; the hospitality, nofc 6uly in m^teiTa^ effcn, but in, the true hospitality gi thought, and the sweet­ ness of spilft that thinketh no evil. The living force in community that the ideal VfOman of private life may be is a power thai excceds calculation. It is a strength that takes its place among the spiritual forces, which increase and influence iu a ratio quite exceeding our human cal­ culations. The most potent force is that of unconscious influence; and the woman who makes her home tbe center from which radiates all that is invigora­ ting and uplifting contributes the best possible aid to social progress. To sup- Eose a woman does not require the igher education because she will prob­ ably marry, is to put the life of the home, the family, tbe community, as of less importance than the persuit of some art. profession or industry. Specific labor may require certain high abilities and definite attainments; but the com­ plicated work that has to do with Jife itself, in its shaping and formative in­ fluences. is the finest of arts and the noblest of professions. The future of tbe home is a matter of some concern to the social reformers. But the finer the development and accomplishments of women through the higher culture into which they are entering, the more truly will it benefit, elevate and enoble the home life.-- American Cultivator. Laufhlng Gas. Aunty--Did the dentist give yon laughing gas? Little Girl--Yes'm. "Didn't it make you feel like {laugh­ ing?" "Yes'--after th' tooth was out * fefiSSl. The Adventures of Three Children and a California tl«a, • ^ I whispered to tbe other children to lie still, because we had no place to hide in, nor was it any use to climb a tree, for the California lion will climb like a cat So we saw the lion finish his meal oa our ox- It grew very light, near sunrise, before he took any notice of us, where we sat under the ox-cart As soon as he saw us he walked up very close, with curious, wondering expres­ sion on his face, and went all about the cart, looking us over, and making a purring sound. We sat close and had our arms about one another, but we did not say a word. He then came up so close that I felt his breath on me, and finally he put his nose against my an­ kle. I had no stockings on, only home­ made shoes, and his nose felt very strange, and made me expect to be eaten up at once. But I thoughtit best to lie still and not cry out After what seemed a long time, the Hob went back and lay down by the dead ,ox, about a hundred feet distant, keeping his eyes on us most of the time. He sometimes walked around the ox; then lie came off a little way to a spring; then he came back and walked around the cart At last he lay down again by the ox, shut his eyes, and seemed asleep. The sun was now high, and we were very hungry and thirsty, but when we moved a little to rest our limbs the lion opened his eyes and looked very bad. We lay there under the cart all the morning, and until about the middle of the afternoon, and the lion lay under the shade of a tree, watched un, ate some more beef, and wexrt to the spring as often as he chose. Then about 3 o'clock mother and Jose, the peon, came down from the coast way, and when they were on the ridge, they could look into the canyon and see the whole situation at a glance--the lion, the dead ox, the cart, and the three of us huddled to­ gether under it Jose ran forward and fired two shots, wounding the lion, but he got away in the rooks.--Century. Bow Thread la Numbered. The seamstress, whether she wants No. 30 or 40 or 120 thread, knows from the number just what kind of sewing it can be used for. When 840 yards of yarn weigh 7,000 grains, a pound of cotton, the thread-makers mark it No. 1. If 1,680 yards weigh a. pound, it is marked No. 2. For No. 50 yarn' it would take 50 multiplied by 840 to weigh a pound. This is the whole ex­ planation of the yard measurement as used by the spool-cotton manufacturer. The early manufactured thread was of three-cord, the number being de­ rived from the number of yards to tbe pound, just as it is to-day, No. 60 yarn made No. 60 thread, though in point of fact the actual caliber of No. 60 thread would equal No. 20 yarn, being made of three No. 20 strands twisted to­ gether. "When the sewing-machine came into the market as a great thread consumer, unreasoning in its wcrk and inexorable in its demands for mechanical accuracy, six-cord cotton had to be made in place of the old and rougher three-cord, it being much smoother. As thread num­ bers were already established, they were not altered for the new article, and No. 60 six-cord and No. 60 three- oord were left identical in both size and number. To effect ihis the six-cord had to be made of yarn twice as fine as that de­ manded in making the three-cord variety. The No. 60 cord is made of six strands of No. 120 yarn. The three-oord spool cotton is of the same number as the yarn is made of. Six-cord spool cotton is always made from double its number. Thread is a simple thing, but simple as it is, there are 2,000 kinds of it, and each kind goes through hundreds of different processes. --Dry Goods Review. Spanish Politeness. The Spanish lover has a very pretty way of saying, "I throw myself at your feet, genorita." Of cofurse, he does nothing of the kind, explains the De­ troit Free Press. The Spanish hostess says to her friends, "Possess yourself of my bouse, it is all yours," but she does not expect them to take actual posses­ sion. The words are the flower of chivalry. But an occasional visitor takes these polite people at their word, and they are too polite to explain the mistake. When General and Mrs. Grant were in Cuba they were invited to dine at the palace of the Governor General in Havana. In the evening a ball was given which was attended by the beauty of the city. Among the, se- noritas was one lady who stood convers­ ing with the American general's wife. She was superbly dressed and carried a marvelous fan which had descended to her from her great-grandmother. It was a costly affair of carving, lace, and diamonds. Mrs. Grant admired it, upon which the Spanish lady at once handed ! it to hei* with the usual remark: "it is Keep Posted. While calling npon an engineer the other day. a question arose regarding the price of some fittings, and the engi­ neer took down from his desk an alpha­ betical file, in which, under their proper headings, were arranged circulars, cata­ logues and price lists of all tlio appli­ ances pertaining to the modern steam p'ant This engineer had the reputa­ tion of being one of the best posted men in the business, and it was a part of his system, as we learned, to watch the ad­ vertising columns of the papers aud in­ form himself thoroughly as to every new device and appliance for use about an engineer's plant A very moderate ex­ penditure for postage had brought him an accuimi a ion of matter upon the latest coal and labor saving appliances, as well as the most modern of the essen­ tial features of a plant, and he was able to undertake or advise changes, altera­ tions and extensions to overcome an existing evil or to guard against possible emergencies, with a full understanding of the material available for the purpose and with an intelligent estimate of the cost--Pounr. Changing Defeat to Vlrtoiy^ , Tfcegenius 8heridan at Winehe8t^%hatig®d defeat to victory. So when feeble adversaries li^the ahape of inefficient remedies fail to stay the progress of that obstinate and malignant foe, malaria, Hontetter's Stomach Bitters turns the tide--drives the enemy back. Nothing In materia nieii'a, or out of it, compares with this as an opponent of every form of malarial dis­ ease. Chills and fever, dumb ague, bilious re­ mittent, and ague cake--it matters not--one and all are extirpated by the Bitters. To take a course, of the great preparative in advance of the malarial ce»sou is to buckle on, as it were, an armor of proof which defies attaok. So for­ tified. so protected, you shall be scatheless. Remember, too. that the Bitters is an eradicator of liver complaint, constipation, rheumatism, kidney complaints, and dyspepsia. ^ours. niadamS, with the greatest felic­ ity. I)o me t&e great later to possess yourself of it." Mrs. Graut was de- "s]j>t?d; shg warmly thanked the lady and kepi th® fan, iT6r would the dis­ mayed senorita, who had lost an heir­ loom, permit tbe mistake to be an­ nounced, , ••Is It CatchinfT" Why should intelligent persons, as if they were parrots, adopt and utter cer­ tain phrases and exclamations? I sat by Mrs. Blank (her husband is a clergy­ man) in the street car a few days ago, and after we had exchanged greetings I said: "My cousin Angeline sails from Liver­ pool to-day." "Is that so!" said Mrs. Blank. "Yes," I said, rallying as well as I could, for this reply takes all the spirit from me, "and she is always very ill on tbe ocean." "Is that so!" said Mrs. Blank again. A pause followed. How can one con­ tinue to pay out coin of conversation if not even the interest comes back? I was glad to get out of the car and meet pretty Amy Dexter. I had a bit of news for her. Amy is in the high school, and I told her at once that Miss Cummins, who taught her botany last year is to be married soon. "Is that BO!" returned Amy. I love Amy, but I do not like "Is that so!" and I hastened to get out of its way; but as I went along Frank Sul'i- van overtook me, and will you believe that when I asked Frank if Mr. Stock­ ton had really promised to answer the question "The Lady or the Tiger?" he exclaimed, "Is that so!" Later iij the day I tol4 Mr. Emory that his playing of the organ last Sun­ day had been much complimented; and he smiled and murmured, "Is that so?" --Best Things. A CORRESPONDENT wants to know why green turtle is the sort almost exclu­ sively used for food. We are not very sure, but we surmise that the green tur­ tle is caught easier than almost any other kind. | Con ollng Reflection. Fweddy was on his first sea voyage." Pale, limp and ready to die, he lay groan­ ing in his bunk. "Cholly," he said, feebly, after a par­ oxysm of unusual violence had spent it­ self, and he had Decome comparatively calm, "a fellow ought to bedoo.sid thank­ ful he isn't a cow." "Why?" asked Cholly. "Because a cow--waugh!--b%sgot four stomachs, don't y' know!* F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, O., Props, of HaU's Catarrh Cure, offer $10J reward for any case of catarrh that can not be cured by taking Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for testimonials, free. Sold by Druggists, 75c. Tlie Frog Ahead. A Massachusetts shoemaker patched a shoe with a tanned frog's hide, and sev­ eral others with horsehide, cowhide, calfskin and alligator. The frog.patch outwore them all, although only one- feurth as thick as calfskin. We con­ gratulate this much misunderstood ani­ mal on this successful deal. Sjrnp ef Pigs, Prodooed from the laxative and nutritions juice of California figs, combined with the medicinal virtues of plants known to be most beneficial to the human system, acts gently on the kidneys. liver and bowels, effectually cleansing the system, dispelling colds and headaches, and curing habitual constipation. MRS. H. MCK. TWOMBLET, of New York, is said to own the*finest furs of any belle in that city. She has one mantle of Russian sable which cost $io,- 000. "PAPA." paid mamma, "bring home a box of Bull's Worm Candy." She meant Dr. Bull's Worm Destroyers, but then th® chil­ dren call it candy and papa knew what shs wanted. By mail, 25 cents. John D. Park. Cincinnati, Ohi& AT the depot restaurant: Traveler (rushing in)---"Pie!" "What kind?" "Watcher got?" "Open-faced, kivered and cross-bar--all apple!" "Take pump­ kin!" Makes thd[ Weak Strong The way in which Hood's Strsapsrllla builds up peopla In run down or weakened state of health conclusively proves the claim that this medicine "taakes the weak strong." It does not act Uke a stimulant, imparting flctiUoua strength from which there must follow a reaction of rreater weakness than before, but In the most natural war Hood's Sarsaparilla overcomes that tired feellna, creates an appatite, purifies the blood, and. In short, gives great bodily, nerve, mental and digestive strength. Hood's Sarsaparilla Sold by all druggists. Prepared only hy C. I. HOOD & CO., Cowell, Mass. IOO DOMS One Dollar '8 RELIEF. "ONTB a use, and ever a custom," is a warning against bad habits and an encour­ agement to form good ones. Use a cake of HAI'OLIO just onee and you will turin a good habit. AN Atchfnson woman who had every carpet in the house up last week, and who was in the midst of housecleaning, had twenty-four callcrs in one day. This week, when she has beetiready for them, she has not hud on<** IN 1850 "Brmvn'* Bronchial Troche** were Introduced, and their success as a cure for ColdR, Coughs, Asthma, and Bronchitis has been unparalleled. HR--I met your father last night for the first time. She--How did he strike you? He--J ust like the rest of the bewg. He wanted S5. . OucHiS's Pnxa cure Bilious and Nervw ous Ills. IT is difficult to persuade mankind that the love of virtue is the love of themselves. DADWAY 11 READ* DEI THI CHEAPEST AND BRRT MEDICINI FOR FA MI I.V I NK IN THE WOKLD, NEVER FA II^S TO KEI.IEVK PAIN. Cares asd Prevent* FOLILS Coughs, DSN Throat, Inflammation, Rheumatism, Neuralgia. HraiUrlic, Toothache, Asthma, DIIWouK llreatlting. CURES TI1E WOK.ST PAlKSlti from one Co twenty re Unites. Not one hour after reading thin advertise- Blent n>*ed auv one KT'FFKlt WITM PAIS. INTEKNAIXY, a halt to a teaepoonful in half a tumbler ot water w ill in a few minutes cure Cramps, BtmNnjK.Sourtjtomacti, Naiu>e4,Voimtinir. Heartburn, Nei vouKtiess.Sleeplesfcness.Siclt Headache, Diarrhea, Colic. Flatuleuoy. and all inteiial i>ni)s. SOc. per UottJe. Sold by Drutcirlsfeb DADWAY'S n p i i i * PILLS, An Excellent and Mild Cathartic. Purely veg­ etable. The safest and beat medicine iu the world for the cure ot all disorders of the LIVER, STOMACH OR BOWELS. Taken sceordintf to directions, they will restore There Is a gentle^ Dyspepsia, man at Malden-on-j the-Hudson, N. Y.j named Captain A. G. Pareis, who* has written us a letter in which it: is evident that he h§s made up hi* mincT concerning some things, and. this is what he says: " I have used your preparation called August Flower in my family for seven or eight years. It is con­ stantly in my house, and we consider it the best remedy for Indigestion,. and Constipation «e Indigestion, have ever used or known. My wife i» troubled with Dyspepsia, and it times suffers very much after eating. The August Flower, however, re­ lieves the difficulty. My wife fre­ quently says to me when I am goinjf to town, 'We are out Constipation of August Flowery and I think you had? better get another bottle.' I am also troubled with Indigestion, and when­ ever I am, I take one or two tea- spoonfuls before eating, for a day or two, and all trouble is removed." • Free to Printers OUR CA TAL0GUE AND PRICE U8T OF PAPiM STOCK, PRINTING MACHINERY AMD PRINTERS' MATERIALS. This useful hook Rives the eizeR. weights and itv of the different varieties of paper n-oikifc quired by newspaper and job printiaK offices. prices for the same. It also contains a romp ot scription of the various kinds ot fnrtlitme asri cbiniTv neeessarv in a well-regulated printing oteea^ fully illustrated, together with prices of these--. In addition t - the above our catalogue t-howscei*- fullv prepared estimates of the araonnt ot material require it lor newspaper and job printing o&oaa*- ranging in price lrom fjoo to <2,000. This convenient catalogue will be sent tosoya*i- dresc, postage paid, upon receipt of a reqnsst lev 1 < if '-*"*J dress, postage paid the aata^bj^the^0 KtWSl'AfER UNION. Chicago, 1 •A • 1 EWIS' 98 health and renew vitality. - . Bold t>: by RADWAY Jc CO., 83 Warren Btraet, New York, on Price. Mc. a box. got all drnnrlsts, or mailed receipt of prioe. Tutt's Pills stimulate the torpid liver, strengthen th« digestive organs, regulate the bowels. Slid ore anequaled as an Anti-Bilions Medicine 1 Kleg-nntlysn(j»rcoated. Do»e small. Pri<% SS cents. Office, 3i>« 41 Park Mace, N. Y. FOR FIFTY YEARS. Swift Specific S. S. S. has a record enjoyed by no other medicine. For over fifty years it has been curing aft sorts of blood trouble from an ordinary Considered Wonderful. Mr. Henry V. Smith, of Belmont, West Virginia, says: " Ho considers his euro •f Scrofula by S. S. S., one of the most wonderful en record. He had the disease of the worst type all his life until he was 22 years of age, and his whole youth was embittered by if. Of course he had all sorts of treatment, but nothing benefited him permanently until he took S. 8. 8. which cleansed the poison from his sys» torn, and cured him sound and well." pimple to the,worst types of scrofula and blood poison. Boolu on Blood aid »kln DiMuesFWe- - THE SWIFT 8PECIFIC CO.f Atlanta, Cm. " • 5 " • * PURELY VEGE­ TABLE, AND IS HARM- LESS TO THE MOST DELICATE CHILD. I1 I Powilerml and ferAusst. IB (S'AXKNTED.) The strongest and purest Iifm made. Will make the- bent psew fumed Hard fHoap In 20 minoteo trithout txfilinfi. jC* JLfll JEKoflftf: for softening wafts*, cleansing waste-pipes. dlslnlss> lug sinks, closets,' washing bot­ tles, painte. trees, etc. PEKfiA. SALT i'FS Gft. Gen. 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CatatafSrfREK.*,, 49~aAMK TS is tapes erery time you write. . *4^ • / "V i l h, - .*! % Best Cough Medicine. Recommended by Physicians. Cures where all else fails. Pleasant and agreeable to the taste. Children take it without objection. By druggists. good revenue^ cleanliness ajidjP^ fSAPOLlQ^ It- is a.solid c&ke '^-oj'scouring soap Try ih in your next- house-cle&ning wtd be happy CHEAP COMFORT Can be secured by the small investment in one cahe of SAPOLIO when you have a house or kitchen to clean. From the paint to the pots and pans, and including the windows and floors, it is the very best labor-saying soap for scouring and cleaning. AU Grocers sell it. / No. 80-41 Z<v>-V> ' WHEN WRITING TO AOTERT1 " uless* ia7 |OSkNW Iks rsv.\ ** *: /]> Jt : * A SAVIOR OF HER SEX. WHKS pain becomes -i constant compsnlWiy When there is no repose fur tlafiauffereiId _ night; when life itself seems to be » eal and when all this is reversed b» a woman, 1M» •he not wou the above tltsr „ LYDIAE.PINKHAMS Compous# Uteris or Womb, and Ovarian Iroubi<*!>, Be.>rijy> i.„ Sensations, l»ebilitv, Nervoua I r^t etc. Krerv Prupist It, iT«»L form of llllf or Lozenges, on receipt of •>•*»"• -- n . * > « « • « tdr kMatllWl; UISWITMOS. I ' l H S M a W m a S k . iftfia E. Pinkham Matf* " ..'.--I' ; " V.'

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