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This can bo accomplished by the skin-jirafting process. Dr. Ege stoutly assertn that a bald head can be covered with scalp teeming with healthy hair. He has several letters in his pos­ session from persons anxious to undergo the operation.--New York Commercial Advertiser. The A i q t l a i l l v e A l i e n . .The Slav is a queer mixture of turbul- ience and thrift He stirs up no end of t rmoil, but no less manages to lay ty enough out of his starvation wages to go back home and spend his declining years in comfort--New York World. BEST, easiest to use and cheapest. Piso'e .Remedy for Catarrh. By druggists. 60c. Copyright, 1880. Which will you hcwe% sickness, suffering and despair, or health, strength, and spirit ? You can take your choice. All chronic diseases and de­ rangements peculiar to women are permanently cured by Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. It restores the female func­ tions to healthy action. 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PHILOSOPHY, .. per matchless eyes are deeply dark ' © And veiled by ttilken lasbea.p ' But in tlx ir depthsTor me no fljNurk Or ray of love-light flashes. Jto from them I will turn awav • x ' ' And cease my idle dreaming. • ifp.nd look on eyoe less bright i f With love for me are beaming V JAer smile is liko the radiant sheen i. That lights the golden morning, jBut ne'er forme has it been sent -it* Her beauteous face adorning.I. ijfw0 I will prize no more its lightt fiOr vainly seek to win it, ; i ®ut try to ga:n a smilo less brijpft If love for me be in it. t> ter voice's •wondrous melody One fain would hear forever:' Jut words of tenderness to me • : „ .„ , That voice has spoken never, j£-.' <> " * . Jo to itr. tones I close uiiue eaf,; •' ; .cc Deciding, on reflection. 1; i* A voice less sweet I'd rather hWB If it speak true affection. THE PROFESSOR'S FRIEND A Social IdjlL "Hold a!" suddenly I exclainecl the professor, stoppiug. { Could it be that the girl whom he was to marry bad not been listening? Perhaps it vas easy not to listen on a day like this. rThe early violets tilled the air. A bird sang a rapturous mel­ ody to its mate. A cluster of pale li­ lacs almost touched her dress on the bench where they sat. But the professor had been talking of Guy Grampion. "And. you see," he began again, "Guy Grampion is so much to me. "We have been so much to each other for so many years. It began at school. Then there were our college days together--" "Yes." Van Ord paused. He had a faint sense of confusion. Haiti a, though she did not look at the figure at her side, was conscious of its embarrassment. How his clothes hung about him. How old he lookedi And yet he and Gram­ pion were of the same age. Was this what the life of science, the life of a scholar, did for a man? What was that he was saying now? "I had .so hoped yon would like Guy--" She turned upon him at that, her girl's face almost brutal for a gash. "Guy, Guy and Guy again! Can one hear nothing else? Ah, lam tired of the okv refrain at last!" She had risen, trembling, tumbling the flowers he had brought her from her lap to the ground. And in an instant she was gone, leaving the professor bjjt the memory of the steel-like Tight in her eyes, the curved twitchiugs of her red, open lips. A sigh broke from him. Life hitherto had been simple. Now how compli­ cated had all the universe become. Un­ til this time the horizon. had beea bounded by the walls of the labora­ tory, the library. Into this secluded, shrine-like quietude only one strong emotion had come--there had been friendship for Guy Grampion. But now there was first love, cataclysmic, as every virgin force. • * • * * • "My dear fellow," said Grampion, "you must not urge your fiancee to like me'if she is not so inclined. Forced gifts are of no worth." He was twisting the ends of his moustache over an uncertain smile that had lodged itself on his lips. It was the day after the scene under the lilacs. Van Ord had resolved to tell his. friend nothing and had ended by telling all. "But I--" "But you have a moral right to com­ pel her to like me? No, you were not going to say that. But I say it for you. You picked her up twelve years ago, on a--curbstone.* "Guy!" "Oh, that is as good m way to define the situation as any other. Of the founding, with ber promises of Bohemian beauty, you made, by education, a fair simile of a great lady. When this is achieved yon issue for a short space from your laborious seclusions; you see your work in its hour of perfection. You love it and--her. Well, as a pay­ ment it seems to you the least that she should love your friend. But, then, you see, all life is ingratitude." "Guy!" exolaimed Van Ord again, with the accent of pain. "Here she comes herself through the garden. She walks well--a rare gift in woman. Oh. yes she has the seduc­ tions. It will not be easy to you to leave her to-morrow." "It will be very bitter." They stood side by side as Hulda ap­ proached the long open window. Van Ord made a motion to go forward to meet her. She checked him with a gesture. She advanced leisurely with her swinging step. Her glance was fixed intently, calmly, on the wide em­ brasure of the window. It made a frame for the figures of both men--Van Ord, spare, emaciated, spiritualized, all superiluous liesh and all color worn away by the discipline of thought, the life of the thinker: Grampion, larger, restless, with nervous, masterful hands and perspective in his eyes that defied sounding. When she was quite opposite Van Ord did a frank, a spontaneous, a char­ acteristic thing. He took the slight feminine hand placed it iu the mascu­ line palm hauging beside him. "You may not like each other," he said, "but you must learn to. You must. I place you in each other's care while I am beyond the sea." He gave me one of bis rave, yveet laughs. For a moment he looked like a boy. "Of each I shall ask, on my return, strict account of the-other." The locked palms fell apart, each conscious of the other. Hulda passed in to the house. One soundless word had, formed on her lips. "Imbecile!" * • • * « The door opened, a stream of light poured into the darkness. There was a short parley and then the door closed again. The stranger had been admitted. He walked into the sitting-room that was a library at the same time. It struck him as smaller than when he had last seen it, and was it not shabbier? Van Ord was rich enough. Great Powers! That a man, having such opportunities,should contentedly live the life of a mole in a village of 2,000 inhabitants, whose dwellings, as he had drived in the twilight from the station, had stared out white and bare as clialk-pito among the dry stems and boles of the winter trees. And all this secrificial offering of self for the sake of a scientific dis­ covery that the world might refuse to accept when it was given it!" "Guy!" Van Ord entered, caught his friend's hands. He had thrown one arm over Grampion's shoulder. He smiled, he laughed, the tears stood in his eyes. "Guy? You? Why did you not let me know? How etmt you?' When? Hulda?" His grasp tightened vise-like, "Not ill?" The other had kepi silence. Vanr Ord, confused by joy, had not noticed: Now he repeated the last. tpneftbpn, ' blanching. Grampion broke in. \ 1 "I came here for a fixed purpose. A certain question has arisen in my--law practice. I came to tell yon the tale and to ask your opinion." " A strange idea to come to met To nee who has been living practically for years a thousand miles out of the World!" Grampion's month twitched Into something like a smile. "For an opinion on this tale it is not necessary to live a thousand miles inside of it. I'll make the tale short. Are vou giving me your attention ?" He leaned lightly with his shoulders against the bare, high mantel. The lamp-light fell on Van Ord's face, raised in the listening attitude. "There are two men concerned in this story. Strangely enough, two men sit­ uated all their lives as--we have been. They were boys at college--mates to­ gether. They were Castor and Pollux, Damon and Pythias. Such friendships sometimes arise from the impact of two diametrically opposed forces of charac­ ter. Tiie one was like you. That is, a chevalier without reproach. The other was--like me. As boys, the one was always falling into some more or less heinous offeuse, the other saving the cuiprit from castigation. Itfiter, the cul­ prit owed everything--everything, you understand--to the other." He had a certain facile gift of pleasing--women especially. He made his way well enough. But the friend was always at the back. And then, you see, there was this tremendous fact of the friend's We --the love of Jonathan for David. He would have given everything, every­ thing he possessed, would this Jona­ than -- everything? -- excepting one thing. You see the matter becomes in­ teresting here, That ono thing was put--once--into the unworthy friend's grasp. Placed there -- mind you -- almost by the other's own foolhardy, primitive confidence in the unalienable constancy and faithfulness of friendship; of love --" He stopped. Van Ord was standing. Their eyes met and crossed. A ques­ tion rose from the depths of Van Ord's being to that glance. Of articulate word there was none. At last Gram­ pion turned bis head impatiently. "Yes. To make a.long story short, I marrieil Hulda a month ago." The ticking of the clock was lond AS a cat,lied: al belT. "You"say nothing, Van Ord. Well, I am glad you take it so quietly. And yet what could you say? You Bhoulcl not have left a girl whom you loved and who had promised to marry you with friends in Europe, while you. presum­ ably, came back to earn the right to marry, and after being abroad long enough to take your ward from her governesses, to show her something of life, to fall in love with her, came back to complete the experiments on your great discovery. The lover should have cpme here first. The man of science after. You trusted to the appearance that your best friend and the'girl you were engaged to marry had not found aught but a strong dislike for each other. You should not so have trusted. You should not have trusted at all. I brought Hulda home and you will find me at my old quarters." Still only the ticking of the clock. A moment more Grampion waited, hat in hand. Then he turned and went out, and the door closed behind him. • * * * * * There had been a heavy fall of snow the night before and all that morning. The deadened thud of snow-shovels punctuated, now and then, the thick, shadowed stillness of the city. The sky hung low. When the door opened Hulda turned her head. She had been waiting for hours for Grampion's step. The ex­ clamation that had been ready to fall front her lips was there. It was not Grampion. There was a fraction of a moment for which she did not recognize Van Ord. She was a woman of strong nerve. In her blood was the hardihood of the class from which she had sprung--a class living nearer the soil than the Van Ords and the Grampions who had made her what she now was. . But her breath was chilled as she caught the look of Van Ord's face. What oould lie do to her? she thought swiftly. Nothing! Yet she shrank back a little, tangling her feet in the lengths of her sUken train. "You were waiting for yonr hus­ band?" It was the first time Van Ord had spoken since the night before. "You need not wait for him. He came to me--you know that?--and told me your double treachery. I do not care for yours. That is, I could not harm you nor blame you. Inherited tenden­ cies are not withstood. To be a light- of-Iove is in your veins. You betrayed me, you would have betrayed him and you will betray other men. As for him, he was my friend. He was loyal till you corrupted him. He changed to me when tempted by you. He was the deepest all'ection of my life. I thought I loved you; perhaps I was mistaken. I can forgive you; I could not forgive him. I followed him last night and I killed him. It was near the station. He was waiting for his train; it was dark and I dragged his body into the bushes. It will be found to-day. It will be found bv the time I give my­ self up to justice. Don't shriek; ring the bell. I am going now. Justice will come* soon enough!" As peal upon peal rang through the - house and Hulda fell back upon the floor in hysterics and the rapid footsteps of frightened servants approached Van Ord turned again toward the door. As he reached it he raised his left hand confusedly to his side. He stag­ gered, reached out blindly and dropped forward with his face to the ground. When they lifted him life was nearly gone. The flame flickered a moment still and went out The doctors called it a sudden failure of the heart.--Xew York Mercury. Illoori Oranges Cannot Be Stained* "Blood orgaoes" have been investigat­ ed by order of the health officer of Wash­ ington. The story that they are "fixed" with a syringe and a little aniline dye has been going the rounds of the news- j papers. It was seen by Dr. Towusend, and as the supply of "biood oranges" in the Washington market seemed to be abundant, he directed an inquiry, with a view of condemning the fruit if it had been tampered with. The chemist to whom the matter had been referred •ays in his report: "The oranges are naturally stained, no artificial coloring of any kind having been used. The small spot on the side is a fungus spot and not a puncture. It is impossible to stain an orange by injecting any artifi­ cial staining fluid into the fruit either before or after plucking from the tree." Sodom and tiomurrali Kqaaied by m lt> iste'i CaplUL When the Spaniards were driven from Jamaica, they left behind them a number of slaves, who sought shelter in the mountains and defied the author­ ities. These bandits were nearly ex­ terminated soon after the English oc­ cupation, but the remnant later grew to be powerful and greatly troubled the colony. They are known as the Maroons, and the story of their des­ perate struggles for freedom, of the privileges wrung from the whites, and of their assistance in suppressing the rising of the blacks in 18G5, reads like a romance. Six hundred of these troublesome marauders were trans­ ported to Nova Sootia The descen­ dants of these ancient Maroons are even to this day a separate people, and still enjoy the privileges granted to their an­ cestors. Pirates and their bloodthirsty deeds have furnished so: often the plot and theme for the melodramatist and the dime novelist that one hesitates to write about them in sober earnest. But they were no myths ia J amaic t, and no account of Jamaica's past, however brief, can omit a reference to the part they played in its history, especially as the most dreadnl ealamity that ever visited the island is connected with them. The Jamaican pirates generally songht to throw over their marauding and pillaging expeditions the sanction of legal authority by obtaining letters of marque, but they were, nevertheless, pirates, i:mre and simple. One chief after another scoured Die Spanish main, capturing vessels, usually Span­ ish, on the high seas, and when the ocean did not offer enough to satisfy his cupidity and love of adventure," at­ tacked cities and towus, L ring waste with fire and sword, and committing horrible barbarities and cruelties. Nothing was sacred to these humau devils, and yet they were *olerated for many years by the Jamaican authori-^ ties. The island profited by their ex­ peditions, and the last half of the Seventeenth century witnessed a pros­ perity as great as it was wicked and de­ moralizing. Port Royal was the eapital of the pirate empire, and the Marooneers filled it with wealth and debauchery. There they maintained in semi-bar­ baric state their great establishments. They lived like men who, with the wealth of Princes, did not know when they might die, aud who had no fear of God or man. Imagination can hardly picture1 the character of the populace of that little city under the sun, or the life within its walls. To it came the reckless, the desperate, the men skilled in villainy. With them they brought the spoils of richly laden Spanish galleons bound home with sil­ ver and gold, the ransoms of cities and whole provinces, and fleets of merchant vessels freighted <vith rioh stuffs from all the markets of the world. All this, and more, was poured into Port Boyal, and was spent with a lavishness and ex­ travagance that are possible only with treasure bought at so s)ight a cost as human Ufa Nothing seemed lacking to make it the wickedest place on earth; yet the vengeance of the Lord apparently passed it by. But it was only for a sea­ son, One i day the earth opened and in two minutes,the cities, its palaces and its hovels, lay at the bottom of the sea. Thousands of the inhabitants perished with their ill-gotten gains, and the unburied dead, floating in the harbor or beeped upon the land under a tropical sun, bred a horrible pesti lence that carried off thousands of those who escaped the earthquake. To-day the waters of the bay hide from sight the ancient city. Was ever re­ tributive justice more terrible or eom> plete ? _ Bomantio and exciting as were the lives of all these buccaueers, that of Henry Morgan, the greatest of the freebooters, was the most BO. From a white slave in the Barbadoes, where he had been sold into servitude, be be­ came, first the most daring and success­ ful of the pirates, and later a knight, and, aB Lieutenant-Governor of Jama­ ica, the ruler of that island. At the sacking of Panama he obtained 175 mule loads of treasure. The Governor who gave him his commission was re­ called for that act, but Morgan was knighted, and, as Sir Henry, {turned his back upon his former companions and made a most popular Governor of the Colony. Where the Reporter Cauie In. "Yon know Miss ,who lives on Seventeeth street?" asked a maiden with short, curly, blonde hair of a com­ panion with roguish brown eyes as the two exchanged confidences in the cor­ ner of a Fifteenth Btreet car the other afternoon. "Slighty," replied she with the brown eyes. "Do you know how she became so popular in society ?" pursued she Witt? the short hair. "Haven't the least idea." "Well, you know she was at the sea­ shore last summer. She had the good luck to become aquainted with a news­ paper reporter, and he floated ber in the 'swim.' When anything took place her name was foremost among those who participated. Everybody saw it, and she become the 'go.'" "And does the newspaper reporter continue in her good graces ?" innocent­ ly inquired the brown-eyed maiden. "Horrors! No, you silly goose. She has no further use fdr him." "That's real mean," observed the other. "Now, do you know," continued she with the short hair, "that I have re­ solved to become acquainted with some newspaper reporter when I go to the Bhore next summer?" and then these two girls, barely in their teens, fell to chewing gum in a manner that would have made the face of a monkey ache. A Rubber Horseslio«v A reputed protection for the forefeet of a horse is a shoe consisting of a rub­ ber oval band about a quarter of an inch thick, terminating at the enda in a calk or cushion. The general shape is that of a horseshoe, the rubber cushions representing the heel calks. An iron plate goes with thin, and the heel ends are shortened to give room for the rub­ ber calks. The rubber shoe with a layer of canvas on its flattened side, goes against the foot, and is nailed on with the iron shoe, the whole forming an iron plate shoe with rubber free! calks. Kough on Unm. Half a teaspoonful of chloride of am­ monium iu a goblet of water will al­ most immediately restore the faculties and powers of locomotion to a man who is hopelessly intoxicated. A wine glass­ ful of strong vinegar will have the same eftect, and is frequently resorted to by drunken soldiers to enable them to re­ turn steadily to their Medical Summary. - ¥r THE WICKEDEST CITY ON EARTH | SHE IS A FIGHTING EDITOR. *1m Dortch Know* Bow to Reply to a Rival's Inula nation*. Miss Ellen Dortch, a graduate of Mount St. Mary's Academy, Maryland, Is publishing a weekly paper in Frank­ lin County, Georgia, where she has the county printing. That she Is able to take care of herself is developed In a re­ cent issue of her sheet. Landon Me- Connell has lately started an opposition newspaper. Miss Dortch thus handles him: "The Tribune has heretofore endeav­ ored to preserve pleasant relations with the person .(we use the word 'person' advisedly) whose name heads this col­ umn. Now, Mr. MclonneL has made the awarding of the public printing a pre­ text for serving up an article the most offensive and repugnant that a man with white skin who claims to have a heart of the same color can offer to a woman who is independent, young, and strong. That he seized upon a few hasty and in­ considerate words of the Grand Jury, and thereupon colored and built his tale, is no excuse for the insult offered. The man who offends without intending to do so is not culpable, but the man' who dishes up that offense and offers it to the public through the columns of a newspaper, and then crawls behind the innocent offender and says, 'He did it, not I,' holds himself up to the public gaze as a most contemptible coward. In branding Mr. McConnell a contemptible coward, I have no intention of doing him an injustice. I think the sequel will prove that my assertion is correct. McConnell wishes to crawl behiud the Grand Jury as a cloak in order to escape all censure, and hold us up to the public as receiving support because of our sex, environments, etc., and pose himself as a martyr to justice and to chivalry to­ ward women. Therefore I have dubbed him a coward. "No ono understands more clearly than Mr. Landon J. McConnell that we print a better paper than any man has ever printed in Carnesvi.le, and that our cir­ culation entitles us to vastly more of the public patronage than we are present re­ ceiving. Knowing all this, only a coward would urge through the columns of a jhewspaper our sex as an ext use for patronago that honest, conscientious hard work entitles us to. That he did it behind the cloak of the Grand Jury is evidence of his double cowardice. Oh, no! we have received nothing because of our sex. and Mr. McConnell knows It. He knows, furthermore, that the man who would come to the Tribune office and offer su.-h a support would get a sound cowhidlng. JSow, Mr. McConnell must rise up and designate the men who had sinister motives in supporting ths Tribune. He must state what those sinis­ ter motives wore, what axes they had to grind. Hints and threats and suspicions will not answer here. He will make an open and full statement or he will hold himself up to the public eye not only as a contemptible but as a falsifying c^w- ard. It may be pleasant to jMr. MeCon- nell's sympathetic and chivalrous nature to know that I have at this moment at my disposal a lucrative position in my chosen iield of labor in a Northern city, and in a Western city, and also in a Georgia city. It may be interesting to Mr. McConnell to know that I, propose to stay in Carnesvllle and witness hie efforts to kill the Tribune." peomatisiI| PROMPTLY CURED Wf Cures Also: Neuralgia. 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Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will pro­ cure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it Do not accept any substitute. Syrup " We are six in fam*p A Farmer at i!y. We live in Edom.Texaa,^ecf- - ̂ Says: Colds and Lung; Troubles. I have -used German Syrup for six years / successfully for Sore Throat, Congh,s Ctild, Hoarseness, Pains in tJ Cnest and Lungs, and spitting of Blood. I have tried many differ-; / « yerit kinds of cough Syrups in time, but let me say to anyone wanfr^M ing such amedicine--German Syrupy is the best. \ That has been my ex- perience. If you use it once, yotr will go back to it whenever yot*^ need it. It gives total relief and is a quick cure. My advice to every­ one suffering with Lung Troubles ia {S --Try it. You will soon be con­ vinced. In all the families wheal ^ your German Syrup is used we have no trouble with the Lungs at all. It is the medicine for this Country. @ G. G. GREEK, Sole Man'foWocdbu^NJr BOSTM •^118,120,122,124 State St. 77 and 79 East Madison St TO OUR rAIROXS: BZSTDI^ra 'l'W. (lleartv for shiiiruput.i «f| EXTRA SlANDARl) MANILA. IIIC l'W ft-'"' mow in the pound.) •1 STANI»AK1> MANILA. Oft Cr,<10 leettottie pou'ni.) CI PATKNT MLVKU II EM I*. DiC or more to (he i>.«u;td.l M *IC Farmer*' Alliance Barbed SU9 Johri. Franklin Jones. -I "Dinner for Two. Appetite for Ono!" Said a dyspeptic to the waiter, ordering (or self and friend. And, suppose he'nad had an ap- peUte, It would have agonized him, subsequent­ ly, to gratify it. OI the abominable paugs that even a little meal causes the confirmed victim ot indigestion. Purgatory on earth--no leas. Altogether unnecessary, though. Begin at onoe, systematically, a course of Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, ye unfortunates with refractory stom­ achs. In saying this we merely echo the re­ corded experience of thousands who have used the great stouachio to their lasting benefit. For the inaction of a sluggish liver, and for tardy or irregular action of the bowels, both very apt to accompany dyspepsia, this fine reg­ ulator is equally efficient. Malarial complaints, kidney trouble, rheumatism, and neuralgia de> part when a resort is had to the Bitters. The Mod«l Kitchen. The importance of a Rood kitchen can hardly be exaggerated. It Is the great ' laboratory of the household, and it < ought to be remembered that not only | the comfort, but the health of the fam- | ily also, is greatly dependent upon the ; manner in which food is prepared. A ; kitchen should be proportioned to the ] size of the house, reasonably large, with ! good height of celling, well lighted, and, properly ventilated. MOTRKRS should watch carefully those signs of ill health in their daughters, and i at once use Lydia E. I'lnkham's Vegetable j Compound. It will prove a last lug bltuulng. Incredible. I It will be news to many to learn that1 when asafo tida is distilled in vacuo, one of the products is of exceedingly pleas- j ant odor. So at least a German chemist | announces. "ALL IS not at hand that helps." In oth«r words we eannot foresee whence help may come to us. but every sansibl* housekeeper should know that every «rocer sells SAPO- UO. Cancer Cure. It ia stated that a Vienna doctor &as : declared that cancer can be arrested, if j not cured, by an injection of the dye | methyl-violet. MRS. PINKIIAM'S letters from ladies in all parts of the world average one hundred per day. She has never failed them, and her fame Is world wide. A TRUE woman can never look with complete respect upon the man who is willing to admit that other children may be just as bright as his own. We will give #100 reward for any case of catarrh that caunot be cured with HaU's Catarrh Cnre. Taken internally. F. J. CHKNEY &. CO.. Props.. Toledo. O. PEOPLE like to travel in cheerful com­ pany. If you are on youf way to heaven,' show it by your manner. Ir afflicted with 8ore Eyes, nse Dr. Isaac Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it 25O. HAKI> though it be to love those who hate you, it is harder still to hate those who love yfru. BEKCHAK'SPN.MCURE Sick Headache. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. UWISVILLE, ICY. MEW YORK. U Baby is Better SHE GOT SICK IN THE NIGH* WITH CROUP. WE ALL tHOUGHT SHE WOULD DIE. MAMA GAVE HER DR. WHITE'S PULMONABIA AND IT CURED HER SO QUICK. ^This great medicine is a safe and certain specific for Croup, and should always be kept in tho house where there are child ron.\ It is the most wonderful cough remedy in the world. Three sices, SS cts., TO cts. and 91, and every bottle warranted. Onr K Wire, per 100 lbs. 116 Baby Carriages. #i SI • UabyCarnageCat*io»;ue. SHOES /hi Of LADIES. Ihe Jim Shoe in thm iimrket. :3s FINE D0NG01A KID SHOE.* Patent Tip or MM SIZPS ana- W.dihs. Mail ;. iChanreA# at cts. • I'ltKK! Kjf Send (or * FRKKt BOSTON STORE, CHICAGO. MENTION THIS PAPER Iii the New •V-i r ^ The Soft Glow of The TEA ROSE Is Acquired by Ladles Who Use POZZONI'S MEDICATED COMPLEXION POWDER. TRY IT. SOLD EVERYWHERE. FAST TRAIN Mow In Bwrloe LEAVING , DAILY AT Arriving arBOSTOH 3:40 P. Mtf , NEW YORK- a:IO P. Id* *1. NEXT DAY. / And all New York and New England hi«H - BEFORE DARK. , " For full information concern ing the »bore, »nd SIX OTHER GOOD TRAINS I ( ALSO St MMKR TOURIST FOLDER, Giving Boutes and R>t?» o the Smuwr Resorts the E«s . aildrfS" <\ K. WlfcBER.'W. P. A., t'h». ra(Oi or A. j. SMill!, *^. P. A: T. A.. Cleveland, O. R n n H I R E S t h e ^ R E A T > ^ A L T H D R I N K rick age malts 5 gallons. Xmicfou*, sparkling ana Itpyefiisla0». SoM hv all dealers. A beautiful Plctar* Btok and Card# mtftNV* Anj one tending their address to The C. K. BIMES CO., { \ \\ / ( /remedies. No starving, noincon* • ILL » 'U»*A RIR* HAD KTPIOFLV <TNNAI armlM* inconvenii _ . and no had effects Strictly confide* 2 * . ^ . i • ) - . - « a n d - M d r e a e . O.W .F.SKTDEH.McVicker'8 Theatre Bldg, Chicago. • 1 •: IOVELYWOMAN ciirod_at_ ouc* by DK. AMM FRENCH ARSENIC WAFERS, perfectly hirml * less, tl.oo p*r2>5>* by mai!. sample package. 10c, Tuft's Pills enable tho dyspeptic to eat whatever he wishes. Tlit-y camp the foml to assimilate and nourish the body, appetite, aiut DEVELOP FLESH. ORies, 39 & 41 Park Place, New Yort. Kiddletw Brig Co., 71 lut CcrtUsiV £triei/Hiw tatki 4 diaabled. f2 fee for iuvreane. U }>eara ex!1 perience. U rite for JLawa. A.W. McCoimrft v ; - - - • A "FIR LOR^AWS. A. H , MCCOMI * """I W AIHISUTON, D. C. <fc CINCINNATI. ** \V,y nAN' HKlt OISKASKS AM) T1 11 Treatment." A valuable illustrated bock < 7<!pages geut tree, ou receipt o£ 10 cent-, to cover cot ot mailing, etc. Address P.O. Bos tOSS. Phi la. kfllutttrated Baud BKOK »ee. ^ kJ. B. CRAI.LE & CO, ' %Va«hloKton, D. C. Please mention thla Paper every time yon write. PATENTS c. N. a No. 25-91 WHEN WRITING TO ADVERTISE! T* please any yoa eawtke advertisement; ta tills paper. STRANGE to say, the miserly bachelor is ensnared by the same kind of extrava> g&nt dressing that he is going to rail against after the wedding.--Dallas New*. FITS.--All Fits stopped free br Dr. Kline'* Great Nerve Ite«torer. No Kite after flint dar's use. Mar­ vellous curefc. Treatise and *<!.00 trial bottle free to Fit case*, bend to Dr. Kilue. iUl Arch HU. Pliiia. Pa. How LLV KV it is that the man in the moon is blind. ^CCHAH'S PAINLESS. PILLS EFFECTUAl!^ ••"WORTH A GUINEA A BOX.-*" For BILIOUS ft NERVOUS DISORDERS Such as Wind and Pain in the Stomach, Fullness and Swelling after Meals, Dizziness, and Drowsiness, Cold Chills, Flushings of Meat, Loss of Appetite* Shortness of Breath, Costit/eness, Scurvy, Blotches on ihe Skin, Disturbed Sleep, Frightful Dreams, and all Nervous and Trembling Sensations, Sc. THE FIRST DOSE WILL CIVE RELIEF IN TWENTY MINUTES. BEECHAM'S PIUS TAKEN AS DIRECTED RESTORE FEMALES TO COMPLETE HEALTH. FOP Sick Headache, Weak Stomach, Impaired Digestion, Constipation. Disordered Liver, etc., they ACT LIKE MAGIC, StrtngtlKnlng the muiscuhir System, restoring long-lost Comr- plexlon, bringing back the keen edge of appetite, and arousing with the ROSEBUD OF HEALTH the whole physical energy of the humau trame. One of the be.-»t KU;irantees LS U,LTL BEECFUM'S PILLS HAVE THE LARGEST SALE OF ANY PROPRIETARY MEDICINE IN THE W0RI.0. Prrpured only *y THUS. BKI'CHill. S». Helena. I.nncuahlr*. EnBl»ad. FT1DBYLTR^UUG^NERNLIY. B. F. ALLEN CO.. 365 and 367 Canal St.. New Ywk. State*, trho (if dniff*ist do«fl not keep them* WILL MAIL BKETJIIAM SPILLS on RECEIPT -.i PRICE. 2Scts. A BOX. (MENTION THIS PAPER.) u>VEtL DIAMOND S4HTV A Good Appetite Tbere is nothiug for which we recommend Hood's Sarsaparilla with greater confidence than (or IOM of apt>etlte, Indigestion, nick headache and other tumbles ot dyspeptic nature. In the most natural way this medicine gently tones the etomaoh, and makes one feel "real liuugry." Ladiea in Delicate Health, or very dainty and particular at meals, a: ter talcing Hood's HatM- parilia a few days, find themselves longing for and eating the plainest food with unexpected relish and satisfaction. Try 1L Hood's Sarsaparilla Fold by ail druggists. H: six for $5. Prepared only by C. I. HOOD ft CO; Low-ell. Haas. Bicycle JOHN Catalogue FREE Jw^eaTSnyTHoe? Diamond Frame, Stee' Drop Forgings. St«e' Tub­ ing. 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