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^ *** > " /'?*': •*' '^V £ J?;» y' ,f r! s f", * - / :> WELL. &% ,W v * ' ' f. - -. ; w sr# ' 4 - A4'"" . , ^ K'\*- ?•,• - .. Vv<' *• v. *:v ••;•?" it isn't the usual tw>y *-4t*S just the reverse--to pay a patient when yon can't care him. Hnwrthdegs, that's what's done by the proprietors of Dr. Sage's Ca- tarrh Remedy. They promise to pay you #500 if they cant cure your catarrh, no matter how bad the case. It isn't mere talk--it's business. Ton can satisfy yourself of it, if you're interested. And you ought to be, if you have catarrh. Ifs faith in their medicine that's Mind Hie offer. It has cured thousands of the worst cases, where everything else failed. Ton can be cored, too. If you can't, you get the money. They're .willing to take the risk--you ought to be glad to take the medicine. It's the cheapest medicine you can buy, because it's guaranteed to give satisfaction, or your money it returned. You only pay for the food yon get. Can you ask more? That's the peculiar plan all Dr. PSerce'a medicines ara sold on. Common if/* ^ ' f y / r . ' Rots Clothes and Chaps Hands. B IVORY r v * • ^ , 4- ^ ^ n ^ 1 DOES NOT. i-f" % WcToH^ PcrAeUr Well. f ItaMron*, Dohnqne Cow, ta, 8ayfc, t8Sfc •a K. fMpa wrMse: l(jr atother an4 r awd Paster Been!** Kant IMt foe •fcbk Thar **h. perfectly wall new Meter Use* pmtetaf tfee Jtaate. m;C »OOK icLum, in., NOT. as, LIM, fr^u^S* ifriTaffiimff I"*™* Sfflrk5n litHwMwito ftttHlttirMw tn oontaet with; t kaMkBMMfh. When I mum out of wonld look wildly ahee* «4 Ml NM| * *w mlmrtee. Koenfra Mm Toole luA^a>oet*eiMfloM effe^iytd X am thuk. SIMON. - i ' l : 'iVi fe+- n; Hv KOINIG MKD. CO.. Chicago, III. HMbfDnnMtMSlpirBotte OtolS, Umm»SM«. •Botttee tereo. J ̂ ' & • f%ir :*•? »<• Ely's Cms Balm the beat remedy for c/tfl4r*i* Buffering from COLD IN HEAD CATARRH. Apply Balm Into aar.lt nostril. ELY BROB„ Sfi Warren Hi., N. Y. THE SMALLEST PILL IH THE WORLD! * TUTT'S • •nmr LIVES PUJLS* harsiUtlMTlrtiiMortbe larger one*; ̂ equally cflfeotlve; purely vegetable. ̂ Exact iiu shown In thla border. BLB Price, $1; it by DHL Saut . Address "AMAIUUBi" Box Ml*. New tou Cm. ' s i • t J Pai^MT-jatloKiUv obtained. Montr's •Tf* • I 9 fee until patent la allowed. Ad^ee Bock free. ||||| MTCItTcC'Y Weeh_ D.a $65 ith and board, or hisbest com->n and 80 daya* credit to exeats. • Zlexier 4k Con IT.LOUB. MO. 50-iw • book free. W. f. FlTZOcJtAU), WASHINGXOIT. D. • . ^ V n "X $150 ta S200 _ e*erjrcounty iathe U. 8.. A MONTH- allele aat IMdiciMorcbeapiewelrr.. SplrndM openinf for Adapted to t»«a or country. No Mat »<w«b«aP^>»flrr. SplrndM openinc the rlcbt jieraua. Se>< J»N mre aaddaa'twallleacftriakeH. i«w i( you can apare but a few hotm a week, write at once ta B. T. J0HN80S A <!<».. Ricbnoad. V».. for infonaatlon alxiut tbe Mw'tat t*itag mb - iMthii| that will opeu yoarejrea wad1 open. irt%--eoi rpMII LYMA ^ ^ ' ^ , . . . * 18 A P08ITIV1 CURB fsr r" itrrr ritnfat riai»lalati aal TTialraa-aa k V- % m waa ing tt* - - Ladies of the World. ii wajr UH. tbayjparr; i bey backward Ma ItolM«alpirrMdiMjr%M<4mr «M-by«r 'iiood-bftl* '*Qot£ffeAif " A $11, good-bye I* t voffa, the vbUUe blowa, , I no tha txaovman goea AbA to and _ At "An aboard 1* tbe ti*-velen~riifth, lfifyil tha two that OTW gaah Above•! l and part and ki.a and cry. •11 other roars, "Good-tj -Wall, good-bsp!" - Good-bye f -Ooodhyaf "Wea, g> od-bye!" With enltnxed pitch or oommon - * ' At eboieb or murket, hat or halL At Caaat or foneral, «tiU are heard ^ ' Thoyalr who apeak one more last woM r " And • tart and wait and amplify Their par tins with a "Well, good-bye!" "Well.gurtd-l>y<»?" "Good-bye!" *Goft6-by«t" "Well, good-bye'."' t Aud, oh i * hen ulgbt oomes dropplog down ' With gentle touch to hush the town . There's yet no respite; for below Perchance 'tie Bridget and her bean, v Cr dainty Kate and bar*, who sigh To part and waft and nay "Ho«d-by« lr' "Well, good-bye f "Good-bye! "Weu, good-bye t" --Judge. Gattd-byor* CODNTESS OH BARONESS. There Was no other methou of solving the problem than putting it down as a final disappearance. When a man has been absent pver ten years and when the last titlings re­ ceived from him come from the cen­ ter of Africa, and those *fully two years ago, he cannot expect his friends to regret him eternally. The lovely Baroness of Terrehaute had shed many tears over her lost hus­ band. He had been a bad fellow, a gambler and a drunkard. Pretty Mary had imagined one day that she loved him, and as he was a baron and she had plenty of money, she married him. Some time after the marriage, all their wealth having disappeared, the husband had been advised to leave I Paris, and go to the French colonies in Africa, to learn to be wise, and, at ;the same time, earn a fortune for his wife and himself. The Baroness Mary returned to her family, and to tell the truth began to forget her ^husband. He did not write to her very often, and when once she re- wained a couple of years without re­ ceiving a letter, everybody was of ^opinion that he might be considered dead. ^ Later oht when the parents In­ formed their daughter of the decision that had been taken in respect to the death of their beloved son-in- law (!), ,the Baroness was indeed sorely latflicted. She would tell her friends how devoted she had teen to her hus­ band, and what lovely eyes and beau­ tiful mustache he had. Her friends though gave her to understand, and this was of some consolation to her, that were her husband, Charles, back again in Paris, he would still be leading a bad life and submitting her as before to some harsh treatment. All this went to mitigate her regrets in no small degree. She just retained sufficient to make herself perfectly interesting to her friends. For after all, was not her position particularly painful? She was a widow beyond a doubt, but the death of her husband was not a patent fact. Nevertheless of all the men who had accompanied the un­ fortunate caravan in the midst of the dark continent none had re­ turned. So the Baroness soon began to take matters philosophically and would be wont to remark:, "Well, if I cry k for poor Charles until the end of my days that won't make him return"; and finally she dried her pretty eyes. Years flew by, but she remained a handsome blonde, charming to every­ one, beloved by all. More than once her hand had been solicited. She dared not accept another man and entirely lorget her unhappy past. She was of a nervous disposition and she imagined that the ghost or shadow of poor Charles would .appear on the eve of her second marriage to reproach her with her infidelity and to stab her perhaps to the heart It was of no avail for her friends to remind her that her beauty would not last forever and advise her to make up her mind. She persisted in continually putting it off. However, at length the day ar­ rived--it always does arrive--where beautiful Mary felt that the ghost of Charles was no longer a cause of fright to her. So she gave every Kind of encouragement to another Charles-- whose name was Sydney. Needless to say that Sydney, being a young man of means aod a Count into the bargain, the parents rejoiced at the event. So when all the legal for­ malities had been fulfilled, and this time Charles finally interred, Count Sydney de Beauregard led the Baroness to the altar, and when she returned she looked lovelier than ever. Baroness Mary of Terrehaute has become Countess Mary of Beaure­ gard. The Count and Countess led a most happy married life. * * • « • # One fine morning, or rather one ugly morning, the Countess received the unexpected visit of her brother- in-law, or to speak more correctly, of the brother-in-law of the late Charles. His name was Julius Fremont. Knowing his serious character the Countess felt that there must be something wrong, for never would Julius make a visit at £uch an hour of the day. The Countess directed her man-servant to show him in the drawing-room where she soon rejoined him. '-Ah!" she said, "I am so happy to see you, Julius, why don't you sit down?" But at the sight of Julius' awful look she soon saw that something serious must be the matter. "Ah I tlear me, what can it be!" she could bot refrain from exclaiming. With­ out replying to her question*: Julius asked: , , • . "Your husband Is not in?" ; "No. ah! he has met with an ac­ cident!" And she began a nervous attack. "Upon my word of honor, I don't know where he is," retorted Julius, "but I have not cometo see you about him." The Countess wiped her eyes and brightened up a little. "What is the matter then?" die asked. 4 'Is your wife--? ' "No, no, we are all well, thank Heaven. Now, Countess Mary, are you strong?" "I, strong? No, I am not strong at all, but why don't you speak out, And then Julius continued Ik a deep Vt>ice. "He has returned!" I® "Who--•who!'* Implored Jtafk;j> "Charles." "O Heavens!" and the poor Countess apntiirued the nervous attack which she had begun a few minutes pre­ viously. "Now yon be calm and listen to me." But she could not refrain from exclaiming, "Sydney! Sydney!" t , "Yes, you love him, and you are right to love him. As to Charles, he is not worth the rope to hang him with. But if you would only listen t» me and hold your tongue all will he well!" "Are you sure that it is him?" "Am I sure? I should say I was. Being in doubt, I followed him about a great deal. He has changed enormously as you can easily imagine. One day I followed him home. He occupies a small flat in the rue-- and on a small card nailed on his door you read----" ^ \ "What?" interrupted the Countess. "Terrehaute, Profssor of Dancing." "If the name and the likeness are the §ame it must be Charles, said Mary. "We are of the same opinion. We must see what is to be done with­ out loss of time. Your position is particularly painful. 1 don't know why but I consider Sydney as your husband." / "Heavens, so do I!" "Don't speak about Heaven. We must sec Charles. . "See him, but it will be the death of me." "You will die much quicker if - he send up his card one day when you are quietly seated at dinner with Sydney." "True, but what have I done to be so unhappj?" "As nobody will answer such a question it is quite useless to ask it. Be calm and wait for to-morrow at 10 sharp. I will come and fetch you. Until then have courage." When she was alone the unfortun­ ate Countess Sydney or Baroness Charles, for she really did not know to which name she was entitled, thought she had been dreaming. Bui she soon perceived she was wide awake, the clock was about to strike 12 and Sydney would be coming in to lunch. She, poor woman, would be compelled to eat, she, a woman with two husbands! And Julius, who had ordered her to keep everything quiet! The idea that she was going to be heroic gave her courage, and when Sydney came in he found no change on her face. The day was a long one, but, like all other days, it came to an end. After a sleepless night 10 o'clock struck and Julius arrived. T ley took a cab and drove to the rue , The Countess had put on one of . her finest dresses, for however dramatic the situation may have been she did not wish her ex-husband to find her changed--so coquettish was she. They soon arrived at their destina­ tion. And after walking through a passage and up a dark staircase they came to a door upon which was in­ scribed, "Terrehaute, Professor of Dancing." They rang the hell. The door was opened by a dirty looking girl of about fourteen years of age who wore patent leather dancing shoes and was pealing' a potato. "Does Monsieur de Terrahaute live here?" inquired Julius. "Mv father is out, but he will re­ turn shortly," was the reply; "Will you step in, please." "Her father, did you hear what she said? the traitor!" whispered the Countess in the ears of Julius. "Let us go?" "No, we most remain," was the firm reply. The girl,after showing them in and offering them chairs, disappeared. The floor had a beautiful shine on it: a pair of dancing shoes and some chalk lie on the table, some engrav­ ings were hanging from the walls and, over the chimney was a man's photo. "That's he." said Julius. "He! Oh! what achange---he used to be good-looking." "Yes; but the portrait is a bad one: you will see him soon. Be calm, dear, try and be calm." The poor Countess was crying at intervals and hiding her face in her handkerchief. "It's dreadful and humiliating!" "I admit that the situation is not a happy one," replied the brother-in- law," Vand if it were proper to wish for the death of our relatives and But voices were heard in. the ad­ joining room. The professor of danc­ ing had returned and could be heard speaking: "Yes, all right; they have probably oome for some lessons. Give me my best coat! " The door opened and an individual came in. It was Charles, changed, greatly changed, but recognizable. "Monsieur de Terrehaute," said the brother-in-law. "That is my name, sir," he re­ plied with a smile. "Monster!" ejaculated tlte Cou&tr ess. , "What is the meaning of all this, sir?" continued Juluis. Charles, or the ghost of Charles, listened to them in stupefaction,with mouth wide open. "For whom do you take me, sir?" he finally asked. "For whom do I take you, wretch! For yourself, for Charles 1" exclaimed the Countess. I Charles? my name is hot Charles! My name is Henry." Your name Henry?" they repeated in chorus. « "Yes!" . •< ^ "Henry de Terrehaute^;w s •» ^ "Yes, Henry de Terrehaute! Charles fas my cousin. When I was ruined went to America, where I earned a living by giving dancing lessons to young ladies. So when I returned to France I thought I could not do better than continue the same busi­ ness. Cousin Charles is lost or dead in Africa. During this short explanation tbe Countess gazed about in wild astonish­ ment. It was not Charles. Charles had not returned. In her joy she took Professor Henry's hand and shook it vigorously. "If you wlik for anjr lessons, madame " "No, sir, not I, but I have several friends who have daughters and they will be only too delighted, ! am sure. I will give them your address and J, Will not forget you." ' ' • And as they left the dancing room,' Julius, who was a little ashamed of hifrrself, could not refrain from say. ing: "You must admit though that the name and the resemblance----^" But the Countess was too happ^ to reply. At the foot of the staircase In the passage she could no longer retain her joy arid the "recollection of the danc­ ing set her dancing too. Taking hold of Julius she waltzed with him right down the passage to the street. This was the last time she ever thought of poor Charles. --*'*• FREDERIC MAYIEB. A V.' ^ i-mm A Warning Word tflfcr boa eatarrk. whatiier in taaall or "£ haw t affisred with catirrb in my ii< T^ajlwbosuflhr Rieatdaaiea: JDa feet •AauHhia tfaaobarono disease to oontinne tta ceaiaa aahoeded and mriterked. It is .liable to iiwltp lata bronchi Ma. or eansiimption. that moat dreadM deetreevref hmaaaU e. Catarrh is i dtseaae of tbe aystem. »n l not aim- ply of the aeMi and throat. Tbe b ood retches every part of the Therefore the proper way to cure catarrh to to take a ranedy which will reach tbe diaeaaa tfcroagh the Mood. This is just wbat Hood'e Saraapartila doea, and thia in the eecretof ita auoeeaa ta enrtae eatanh. It expels the (crof nloua taint which canaea and auataina catarrh, and (im that haalthv tine to the whole aratem before Yhich dtaaaac eannot maintain ita hold. If yon MMr ftrem catarrh, try my head forraaa% and paid oat bandied < of dolliu* for monetae* hat nata heretofore raoeived oat*teanparmn relief. Heod'a Baraapatllla helped ae ao much that m# catarrh la nearly eared, tkeweafcaaaa of mr body la all gone, mr appetite to cood-tn fact, I feci like aa» other person. Hood'a Saraaparilla ta tha heat medr Ida* I have ever taken." Una. A. CoinuiiaHAMb ProTideaee, RI. "For aeveral yeaia.I have been troubled with that terribly diaacicaable diseaae. catarrh. 1 took Hood's SamapafUla with the very beat reunite. It cared of that oonUnnal dropping* in my throat and ataflbd op teellng. It has ateo helped mr mother, who haa taken it for fan-down i>tate of health and kidney trouble.* Mna. JS.JPi HEATH, Putnam. Conn. Hood's Sarsaparilla MMtr at! drugstiets. »l: aii forts. Prepared onir ,1^0. J. HOOD It OO. Apothecaries. Lowell. Maaa. ^100 Doiti On© Dollar Sold by aU draggiats. *!; eix for Prepared nalr tay Q.i.HOOD k CO, Apothecaries Lowell, Jtrnm. 100 Doses One Dollar im .*<'! -ip>4 « : J s & A . \ * . , > • ? . . . . v . ' i "€• Ltaf There, Maaaa aa' Aaron!*! ? ^ A characteristic Wifgt Virginian or Eastern Kentucky road ran up the hill in its own wild fashion. The two stunted little mules hitched td the old fashioned wagon tugged and stag­ gered up the road along the hill with a subdued air of objection. The wheels of the vehicle were ridged deep with yellow clay from the last hollow passed and the legs of the di­ minutive animals were daubed up to the belly with the sickly compound of waiter and virgin soil. The antique driver sat upon a pHie of meal sacks in the rickety wagon, looking Qven more Ijackwoodsy and remote than the rest of the outfit. Homespun, hickory, brogans t^nd a million so of burrs completed his toi­ let, further eifpetive through a big red bandana about his scrawny neck and a vigorous twirl to the long, unkempt whiskers. Down the hill came riding a town* bred man, with his brisk cutaway coat and his Prince Albert self-assurance on. The le^s of his horse were thick- painted with the prevalent yellow dope from the road in the bottoms be­ yond the hill. ••Going to Salyersville?" called the town-bred man to the patriarch upon his rural chariot. *«I reckon." ; ' / "Youcan't get through.* !>\ v' * ^'Why cant I?" "There's a couple of mud-holes down the road there a bit that will swallow both of those rats of yours!" grinned the facetious town-bred man, tipping his whip toward the diminu­ tive mules. The old man sat silently a moment, Then he got down and carefully tightened the bands, straps and tugs of his gear and backed off, silently gazing at the two propellers. Climb­ ing back into his seat he pondered dubiously awhile. Then he scratched his head. "Is them holes putty deep?" "No bottom!" cheerfully ret the town-bred man. "Did you come through 'em ' "Yes." ; • "Git through sit "Yes." The old man's grizzled face broke into a bright smile of reassurance. He pulled up his lines, whacked tUe small animals a couple with his hoop-pole goad and shouted: "G'lang there, Moses an' Aaron! A mule kin>git through ef a jackasskin!" And the team went ovtfr the hill on the jump, while the town-bred man got down, venomously kicked the horse for nothing at all and loped down the road with a facial expres­ sion that would have soured vinegar pickles;--Appeal Avalanche-' Talking to Blmaeli ' : The habit of talking to jone'sself is^a very bad one and through the in­ dulgence of it a Des Moines man was the cause of great grief to his wife. She was not aware of her lord's habit of thinking aloud, and coming home from, town one day heard a con­ versation going on in the library. She tip-toed toward the door, which was closed. Being exceedingly jealous minded she at once concluded it was a woman to whom he was talk­ ing in low, even tones. She even thought she (jpuuht the woman's laugh occasionally and smelled the lotus flower perfume in her handkerchief. Once in a while he would laugh a little. Then a long silence would ensue. "Oh, the wretch! I suppose he is kissing her now. Ill show him a thing or two. I'll open the door and throw something atfthem," and suit­ ing the action to the word, she vio­ lently pushed open the door and threw, with her whole force, the bundle in her hand, which happened to be a dozen fresh eggs she was carrying with great care. Her pas sion cooled suddenly. The eggs were streaming down one leg of her hus­ band's new pants, and the elegant rug, which she had purchased with the pin money of almost two years, was smeared and spattered from end to end. No woman was to he seen. "John, who--who were you talking to?" she gasped. "Melissa, have you gone mad? I was talking to myself, but I'll never do so again." He wandered out to the kitchen sink while she sat down to think it over amid hysterical tears and laugh­ ter, and it must be confessed her cheeks burned with shame all the time she was kneeling, sponge in hand, over her Turkish rug.--Des Moires Leader. . Keep Away from Aoitralla 4lThe streets of Melbourne "and Sydney," says a gentleman from Au­ stralia, "swarm with the unemployed. They are not vicious or lazy--on the contrary, are, many of them, intlli- gent to a degree. It is common to And among this army of unemployed graduates of English universities-- young men of culture, whose families stand high in social circles at home. These young men are lured to Au­ stralia by the romantic charm that seems to envelop new countries at a distance, and they expect to secure a competence in a very brief time. They, go there, live high while their money lasts, and only learn their mistake when every shilling is gone. I could secure the services of 1.500 intelligent, young, healthy men for ten shillings a week and board. The ranches are glutted with help, and vV»wb?' New Bicycle XIre. In a new bicycle tire, the wheels, in­ stead of being fitted with pneumatic or cushion tires, have the groove fitted with complete cycles of balls, which re­ volve on pivots fixed in the grooves of the wheels. There balls bite the ground, and the machine travete up and down hi.l with wonderful celerity. At tha Harveat of D«ath htuoh grain la prematurely raapad by tha •oytha of diaeaaa that might have ftfMHMd to a golden maturity if "minor" bodily tronbtaa had been attended to in time. Nothing la truer than this--bo lily ailment* not only grow apace but beget one another. Thua billiona- naae. oonaUpation, dyepepaia follow oloaa on the heela of one another, flourish together, tha one perpetaaUng the other, and begetUng a na- meroua progeny of later ailmanta mora or lets *e»ejre aa their eanae ia more or laaa dis­ regarded and neglected. Incipient rheumatism, malaria and "slight" inactivity of the kidnaya, of what dire dieaater they are the cauca when hut alight or no attention la paid to their early warot&ga. Cheek these 'minor" ailmanta with Hoatatter's Stomach Bitters and tonatatt the inexorable reaper, who axaeta tha forfeiture of Ufa aa the penalty for disregarding tha means of praowfiluglt. Ike Jaws ta Ireland* The Jewish race in Ireland trlnefeas- ing enormously. Formerly Jews were very rare in the Emerald Isle, but during the last decade they have In­ creased in numbers 281 per cent and ! most of them are located among the farmers of the poorer districts. The crops of thousands of acres are prac­ tically owned by them, and an anti-Se­ mitic feeling is rapidly growing, which may easily be come as strong as that how prevailing In Russia. STATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO, ( LUCAS Cotmrr. j * FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he is tbe,' senior partner of thf» firm of F. J. CHKNET A Co., \ doing butineu in tha City of Toledo, County and State aforec«iid, and that aald firm will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every eaae of Catarrh that oannot be cured by the usaot UAWS CAT ARK U CURE. FRANK J. CHENKY. Sworn to before me and subscribed in mr presence, this Cth day of Deoember. A. I). I860, , --, A. W. OLEABON, } UUX* j- Notary Publie. Halt's Catarrh Cnre la takes Internally and acta directly npon the blood and muoous snr>- faoes of the system. Send for testimonials, free. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. O. Mr8old by Druggist*. 75 cents. TcRKisn soldiers are said to be very poor marksmen. Recent target contests In the Turkish army "demonstrated" that not one soldier in twenty could hit a man at twenty pace*. A target about four feet in diameter, placed thirty rods away, was hit on an average only onoe out of thirty shots. Effective Advertising. Many farmers and people living In small towns make a specialty of Hue stock, auch as ptgs. chickena, pigeons and the like. These could use the llste of the Chicago News­ paper Union to advantage. Write the ad­ vertisement plainly, stating the exact facts In plain language, and send It to the office of the Unton in Chicago, and we will give you rates. As an example of this *ort of advertising, we wottld refer our readers to the work that the Sylvan Remedy Co., of Fffrla, Is doing In these lists in bringing to the notice of the public the merits of Reid's German Cough and Kidney Cure. These ads are written up fresh each week. They deal with all of the popular topics of tbe day in un original, breezy, und striking way, so that they make very good reading matter by themselves. In this way they OlSFK BHJOYS Both the method and results when Syrnp of Figs is taken; it Is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acta gently jet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys­ tem effectually, dispels eoMu, head- lushes and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs is the only remedy of its kind ever pro­ duced, pleasing to the taste and Ac­ ceptable to the stomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial in its effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, Hs many excellent qualities commend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. Syrup of Figs is for sale in 50c and fl bottles by all leading drug­ gists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will pro- cure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it. Do not accept any substitute. CAUFmMM m SYRUr CO. S A N F R A N C I S C O . C A L , uumnu. *rr. new rosft Alt - SHILOH'S CONSUMPTION CURE. of this Great Coagh Que It iry of medicine. V without a parallel in the history All druggists are authorised to sell it on a pos­ itive guarantee, a test that no other cute can sue. cessnuly stand. That it may become known, the Proprietors, at an enormous expense, are Elacing a Sample Bottle Free into every home i the United States and Canada. If yon have a Cough, Sore Throat, or Bronchitis, use it, for It will cure you. If your child has tbe Croup, or Whooping Cough, use it promptly, and relief is sure. If yom dread that insidious disease Auk your Druggist for o cts. and Consumption, use if. SHILOH'S CURE, Price locts., ft.oo. If your Longs are sore or uss ShUoh's Pocous Plaster, Price 25 cts. There may be other good Cough Remedies, but there i» no other that will cure a Cough cover the whole ground, and prove that I __ m,|-|f|„ ..J -aa.-i.-n-- !" people not only read advertising, but when i H8 QuICKIy 8110 OllOCtUaily aS P« ^ Dr. White's Pulmonaria. This great remedy has cured thou­ sands of hopeless cases of consumption, and brought joy and sunshine to many a home. It has cured others, why not you? It is entirely harmless, and pleasant to take, and lar­ ger bottles for the price than any other, and every bottle warranted. Tim Only One Rver Printed--Can You Find the Word? There is a 8-Inch display advertisement In this paper this week which has no two words alike except one word. The same is true of each new one appearing each week from The Dr. Hatter Medicine Co. This house places a "Orescent" on everything they make and publish. Look for it, send them the name of the word, and they will return you BOOK, BEAUTIFUL LITHOGRAPHS, or SAMFXJCS VBKK. • Seaflllnff for Dollar*. ; To get the dollars we have to ietme for them--no mistake about that; but there are different ways of going about it. and If you are not satisfied with your progress at present, then write to B. F. Johnson & Co., Richmond, Va., who can give you a good pointer or two. Read carefully their ad­ vertisement la another column, and write thein at once. "The early blrd,n etc. TmcKR are more Germans than in the United States. Irish FITS.--All Kit* stepped free br Dr.KUne'a Great %»• Restorer. No Fit* after firat day's «ae. Mau>-vetlou* ettre*. Treating sad I'M trinJ boi * - - - - t. »l A " Pll cc«s7ita!rJ,iHi!ifccsra&n; 11 LCo t esses. Head to Dr. Kline. ttte free to Arch ML. Phils.. Pa. Pajrazoira - DM «II MOLDIEMI M disabled. 12 fee for Increase. SB years ex. pertence. Write for Laws. A.W. HcCotmcK • MOMS, WASXIKQTON, ». c. A CINCINNATI, a IJV A DAY. * LAWRENCE, KAMS., Aug. 9, <888. George Patterson fell from a second-story I window, striking a fence. 1 found htm using | .' ST. JACOBS OXX*. He used it freely all over his bruises. I saw I him next morning at work. All the blue spots I rapidly disappeared, leaving neither pain, I scar nor swelling. C. K. NEUMANN, M. D. | "ALL RIGHT I ST. JACOBS OIL DID IT." DADWAY'S n PILLS, For the eyre of all disorders of the Stomach. Liver. Bowels. K dnej's. Bladder. Net vous Diteafret*, LOBS of Appetite, H aitsehe. Con* lpalion, Coftiveneas, In-jygestioe, BiJlon»nes8, Fever, Inflammation ot the Bowels, Files und all derangements ot tlie nternal Vlacers, Purely wg^tabie, eoutainiug no mercury, minerals, or deleterious draxs. PERFECT DIGESTION way * Rui e^iy uonung, about ten o'c*ee«. is ft dinner pill. By so doing S ICK HEADACHE, Dyspepsia, Foul Et^mccb, Bilioasnrss. will be avoided. *r.d the food that in eaten on'ribme its nonrithiug yroperties for the support ot the na urai Waste ot the bor from Disease of the l).*estiveOrKau«: Coiistip tioiT, Inward i'llt-N Fullness at the B nod In the Head. Acidity of the Stomac';. NanHa. Heartburn, Dit*ust ot Food. FU LUT-G , Ercctauciis. Hi.kirg or Cbokina or SnflhcwU t-ensatlons wben in a iyi»c or Weight in the Stomacli, 1 FiUterug «f the Heait, re. Dimnetn of Vision, bote or Webs beiotv the t, Fever and Dtrl Pain In tbe Head, Deticieucy or Perspiration, Yellowness of tue tkin aiirt Eyes, Pal" in 1 he Bids Che* . Limbs, and Suddeu F.usbes ot Heat Btmiin* in 1 t'e F.e-h. A few dotes o{ RADWAVH PILLS will tre« the »y-U m (f ati tbe a< ov*-na»*d AUordi r». Pil e 3S cts. per box. Bold b* all drug'ut«. »It»r stamp to INK. RAl'WAT * CO., Be.S3 Warren Mreet,MewTecfc. 4VInleimatlon woth 1 bona nits win heeeatto jrou. rroTHbFDBL'C: Besvr< -Ma*kferBADWAY* »d »ee that the name 'tfiOWlr n oa what Here is an incident from the South --Mississippi, written in Aprft,x just after the Grippe had visited country. "lama farmer, «m those who have to rise early work late. At the beginning df Winter I was on a trip to the' of Vicjtsburg, Miss.,where I got _ drenched in a shower of rain. went home and was soon after with a dry, hacking cough. grew worse every day, until I to seek relief. I consulted Dr. Duua%. who has since died, and he toM tm ** , v*l to get a bottle of Bo&rbee's Gcnum'. ~ Syrup. Meantime my cough worse and worse and then theC . MW- ..., came along and I caught that very severely. My condition thai compelled ne to do something." I got two bottlesof German Syrup. I ' ^ began using them, and before taking /. ^ much of toe second bottle, I was entirely clear of the Cough that had hung to me so long, the Grippe, aoi all its bad effects. I felt tip-top and have felt that way ever since.** Pimm J.BRIAJLS, Jr.,Cayuga, Hises Co., Miss. \-*i? .£v h\ . , ' X y ' J - f ^ j t €nrM Coldftt Sort llllMMM. WtWOplDK <' fttlim«e A oextalu cure £ (tiMHU. WboopiBK Cnigh, rCooKim and A relief i n atl v*itcM it nnoe. Sou will tme tlie exreU« t taldiur tlie iir^t done, tk* d by uesiers even Lug« bolt e-. 5s ceot« and m THE ONLY TRUE '.» J IRON TONIC , w ~y )petite, restoi vlcororyoath. udtgestlea, U.. power bon r fross eomnlalnts ̂ enllar toth a safe, speeay ewra. rose bloom on cheeks, beaatltei mam -'"UP-iSB **Creseent>' pamphlet. M. MARTEB KIMCIIIf 0*.. tt LMH. «•» 'I ^ SOLID VESTIBULE TRAIN Mhr at MO p. m. fraai Ohi< Km iurMiiKSr. AA- its OrecJ Age, stability, sound nwtr ods; euh Talues, inoontest*- IIIITIIAIble polides; ^ bast IflU I UAL extension njtUm; lo# w oost. Address , 921-3-5 Cfheetnut St., Philadlk <5< -VBET , MO Adams St., CMICAQO, ILL. Cures for Life all chronic. KMTMM Ksnie Weakness. Baohtnlness. 0nAte»sa t» loo Frequent Evacuations ot * neso. Book HLinPS 8BCKBT ] tion List, for 4-ceot stamp. r$5l Mm •»'v 1 . ^ lJ£*, * h."1 -'V,? MAM SMALL. Sam Small, was a drayman at one time, before he became a preacher, and his outfit is described as "a small, rickety, rattling, ramshackling wagon and a sorrel borse that was old and experienced enough to have come down from the Revolutionary war." But Sam has made up for his drayman's outfit since then. Just now be is having a monkey and parrot time over a real estate deal. If Sam will take REID'S GERMAN COUGH AND KID­ NEY CURE he will be astonished to find that he can preach three times as long as he is now able to do. This great remedy is un equaled for its ef­ fects upon the organs of the throat. For this reason it is the best thing in the world for clergymen, actors, sing­ ers, and all persons who have to de­ pend upon the voice for a living. 1$ is itnpo^f||£ to take an overdose, and on ttaM^^M^t it Is invaluable in a fad^^Hi«K are children. Wot ists. DETECTIVES i» mr; ceunsy w act ta tb* Secret Santa* i__ lulraetlwa Irotn Oapt. iHHi, U-CM DMWtna itcS ea4a, Ci>eiui*li O. The kwliMfatiMMafikk 11..*.! k. ITj i!T7r * 52!!'*. UMIUIW. u. iiie liitwifiiliii• tthtm FCN »• ^ ?5f3t v- V ^ Mrs. Alias trasSKtvu A8EITS WAITED 01 SAltRT or commission, to hsndlo the New Patent Chemicel Ink-Krsslni Wncil. Acects Riakinc ew perweelfct Monroe Krsaer Mat.Oo. ta Crosse. Wis. Box KM* an eii-ap r tmw tban tbey era# •it! i# asaia. .eat craps ever ni»«J." Buy a farm. CHAS. B. WOOUJSi. Si «->V IK « 1 Msn and Womks. whatever, s^nd orsHEAI.' i mc. Dr. J. H. IVVK, Ba>rr*m X. »» • >0. 47 -»Jt ' mm WHEN WRITING TO ABlWKTiSKBtl M plrafP sajr J*»m mw the B*rt$rti>r*wwi ta tkin paper Cwnarllm anf peopts who hare weak tnassMr A*th> •hooMuse Piso'a Care for Consumptton. tt has ta»»«a»e» tthas ed one. Itiethekeecee SeM e