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Swtf CROVBR Ibw th» tt«ed i^a' ,! . - , . ,'*#* rjtli»«ieifte ktaat Ja OftlMdWttfc SOW* W' to'raitder tt Ml«r to Wfcttid flftoerlne. the ta^ tfcus ut • toe deredchalk; this MM UP tin or FTN Ames its wriglit^f tfee nitanHfiyaortn without beedmfmr P«»TY. 4a* tha it i«, ilmr pu^, aad th* in- jgvedieats are eastlymiaed, lwd>« ves­ sels and Woolen ipoooi being «s»4 to avoid dangerous llrictloa. Whea flame le applied to this isan it bums with a ftrong bla>«, Without any expioaion; ;i frat when ignitedby a detonating fuse, ifcr -even by «. sadden blow, Ita explosive force is tremendous. Th« Wron* MA* * Ylftyw f SsaAer, kcveyoapkraed the meridian "of lite? r :; &re year Joints getting still, yow muscles ud * ;'. §is»ews losing their elasticity? Ate yon * " , t fwonbled with lumbago? Are -yon, in short, in tfally or occasional receipt any «f those ad- f t InoniMons wbtoh snatore «g(»es to remind peo-£•' f>Se that they :are (jrowtSc -old? ®f so, try a ixmrse of Hoift<SH8»t Btoasaeh Bitters, a most ' '. igenlal m<$ agreeable mMgatox**! the infircni- Jliee of age, a t Mrtfi convalescence, i* • <|md an effectual meaosof eogafteraettag bodily * J. -iflecay. Goo*: digestion, aonnt. atoep. a hearty ' Appetite, freedom ftrom Th«mn»tlc twinges i fure among the benign frofts that spring from , the regular and .pcraiBient nwftf thie aapcrb /JtoBio sad mnwtta. «h<dh has TCMtrwl th« „ Hinqaalified sanction <®f the medical fraternity. r\~4iiyf it the fair trial that it deserves, and yov '4*111 8M:-trmtE F o. 1 for this adtfoe. Hand and Mora*. The Ammdcan farmer la usually an ^opponent of performing any kind of Jtrork with the hand that c«n be done ftyvith a horse. He will not use a hoe if 'jie can use a cultivator. His position is jporrect, according to the American sys- ;-4em of farming, yet the largest propor- d' tionftte crops and greatest profits from K1« the soil are secured by those who work J . email areas by hand, much depending, I , however, on the kind of crop grown. A R6K8E will eat in a year nine ' times hib own weight, a cow nine times, i tm ox six times, and a sheep six times. . PROPLK ARE KILLED BT COCOHS that HURT HONEY OF HOREHOUND AND TAB would core, Yr'. PlK£'e TOOTHACHE DBOPS Cure in one Minate. Sslcmn AnnrtscM Are Ulna that la He Is ChOMfc l*r«iid«it Be Will Be Gsl4*d by the Wishes <ml Slas"'--a t. Cieva'nad'* i «*mdatlM». Whatever claim the frw trade candi­ date for the President had or pretended to have upon ti»w ftuffrapes ot seii-r«- epectSag members of bis party was based upon his alleged independence of Tammaay Hall. The itveeuee bearers to the Mugwump - OF* made it the bur* den of their song that he was a man above submission to or even association "With tbat element wh'oh lias made New York a political Newton Creek to the rest of the country, and tbat he would tather be defeated ihaa yield to the dic­ tates of the Tamuianv machine. But what i6 the sitwati'oii? The lead­ ing organ of T-amu>a»y Hall asserts-- and there cannot De the s'.ighttst doubt that the assertion is tm--that at the recent, dinner given by "Croker, Sheehan and Mwphy., and to so that the country may the Hopubiioan system threa and a half years oat of four and retrieve the injuries occasioned by six campaign months of free-trade agita­ tion and Brit'ah proselyting. « is eustomary for -Democracy to get scared at its own noise and spend three yean out of four in taking back its paper promises; but it is not customary for the parly to commence the crawfish aot quite so early In the campaign. Grover must be pretty baity alarmed when he compels the party organs to eat crow l<e.oie the campaign is fairly started* . The IiBwMt Sinee the War. Tfcf aWeged opposition of the McKfn- ley tariff law can ba fairly measured by the per capita a nount raised under tt. If the I>o;uocra;ic theory that the con­ sumer pays the duty is correct, the* the average earn paid by each mat, woman, and child in the country represents in a tolerably accurate degree the total "tax" borne. This, we are well aware, is •arguing on Democratic premises, and Cleveland to j "we will take these things for granted for tfee time hei«<; simply to show that, THE census returns show that in the -entire State of Virginia the surplus of Women is but 39. i Sample Package Mailed Free. 'Address Small Bile Beans. New York. V; KEY WEST has 4,000 idle cigarmakers. «ow i>o YOU DO when you buy shoes or cloth- ing f Don't you go to the place (if you can And it) where they tell you that you -nar wear the articles out, you're not ftatisfied, th money f Why not do you buy medicine ? and then, ii S'il refund Hie e same when Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Dlecovenr t sold on that plan. It's the only blooa- Ifier so certain and effective thai' it be gnaratUted to benefit or cure, la erery case, or you bare your, pioMy It's not like the orfintW ipring medi- ties or aartaparillas. A11 the vear round, cleanses, builds up, and invigorates the Bystem. If you're billona, rundown, or dyspeptic, or have any blood-taint, noth­ ing can equal It as a remedy. C H I C A G O « GRIFFITH GRIFFITH--and no other-- •haatwfffueloil pipes and four railroads, including a com­ plete belt line. We tell all about it FREE; only waiting for your address. Here's ours: JAYDWicanre&co. Mutmlii 408,140 Washington Street, Chicago. A;. & It Osres C«lds,C«Bglis.8ore Throat, Croeyjaluea. ss,Whooping Oeagh, Bronchitis sad Asthma. A eertaia cure tor Oima^iM in Ant stsges, sal a sore relief In adrsaesd stsgss. Vss at ene* Tea will see the exeellsat sfeet sAsr taking tfca first doM. Sold by dsaUrs mi/ilwa Saiga kettles 60 cents sad (1.00. f ' That Bearing- Down Feeling Thousands of delicate women and girls doing housework, or employed in stores, mills, facto* ries, etc., where they are continually on their feet, suffer terribly with dif­ ferent forms of female diseases, especially 1 that bearing-down feeling," backache, * faintness, dizziness, etc. Lydia E. Pink- ham's Vegetable Compound will relieve all * this quickly and permanently. It has per# aianently cured count- 'iess cases of Female Complaints, Ovarian troubles, Organic IN»> 'Cases of the Uterus .or Womb, Leucorrhaea, Inflammation, Kidney Complaints, etc. Its success is world-famed. i«|h>iid«n»" freely juuwond. Iddrm iu iwnidflMt LVULA E. PIKUIAM >UD.'0A, Lyss, Macs Asthma discovered Africa, is Care €h ^go, Wen Nature's Bur* _ _ EXPORT Office, 11M J which McLaughli®, the Brooklyn ring- | fram their«w® standpoint oT reasoning, leader, was aleo invited, Cleveland jzave the Me Ainfcey tariff law Is the least op- the most positive and solemn assurances | ̂ressive and tfee least burdensome sinee that, should he be chosen President «f j the civil war. the 1 nited States, he wool ! be guided The United States Treasury reports, by the judgment and wishes of these J which are -compiled with great care by ir>en. So solemn and unequivocal were the Chief of Statistics, amd are the only these assurances - we are informed by the Tammany official ga>*e te, that tt was not thought n< cessary to secure a pledge in writing, as. writing could add nothing to the force and strength of the promise. Several days have passed since this assertion was proclaimed in the leading article of the Tammany paper, and not the slightest disposition ha<* been shown by Cleveland or his apologists to denv or even modify the statement. Indeed, •reliable figures of fttx commerce, show that the amonnt of customs revenues hnsi Ih^t. 'V>eC*?l M Bimll yor Cipit® Dearly thirty yea ;gifts imier tke MoKin- ley law. in only $'2.67 per capita was collected, while J® 1890, the *ast year of the t»riff«f 188a, tfee per capita amount was $:3.62, anfi tbe overage for the'ten years, 1880-1890, was $3.62^. In other words, the actual amorunt collected per capita under the tariff law Is 95 J -oents less than 'the average for the past all th*** unaWO . >n of th«» tBree "61 tie l^ldalative districts and are unable to oome within 11,000 of electing their can­ didate for Governor,-they mn4t be verit­ able Mark Tapleys if they can find en- eouragement in tile result. Why, they did vastly better work in 1880, when their fusion ticket actually triumphed by a plurality of 189; in the Presidential election of that same year, when their electoral ticked lacked but 8.868 votes of success; In the guber­ natorial election of 1882, when they held the Republican plurality down to 8,872; practically as well in 1886, when the Bepubiican plurality was but 12*651. --Minneapolis Tribune. ; :f Dynamite, ; _ Very few people have a correct idea of what dynamite Is, of wbat It is made, and t^he uses to which it is put. To tti.e French belongs the honor of its discovery hhd its first practical use. N itro-glycerioe Is the force of all high explosives. Dynamite is the name most usually given to these ex­ plosives, though other names are sometimes used. . J Dynamite is simply nitro-glyccrine mixed with various Ingredients. Nitro-glycerine is made by mixing sulphuric and nitric acid with sweet glycerine, the same that .is used by the ladies to prevent chapped hands. Mixing the acids and glycerine is where the great danger lies in the making of nitro-glycerioe. The mix­ ing tank, or agitator as it is called by dynamite makers, Is a large steel tank, filled inside with many coils of lead pipe, through which, while the mixing is in progress, a constant flow of ice water is maintained. This i}dw of ice water is to keep the temper* feuilletonist, that literary derart^ , is a aurproe be«n offered to the I C V £ L A N 1 E «e t * pg Retort of U. S. Senate Committee. Proef from Peck's Report. The ninth annual report of the Chief of the Bureau of I<a> Statistics «f the Stale of ew York--a l>emecrstic of­ ficer -- very xeoeatly issued, strongly corroborates, as to that State, the facts found by Senate Committee. His ex­ uded toouirv shows that in year Immediately follow- the passage of i he tarlff aot IWH) the aggregate Mim paid ages in that tttste wsk K> St.,S«5 exi;< (w. and the sggn-|<*te i>ro riuotina |RI JIA,<liM4a t-xceiwot tbe preoedlnn year. In •view of this showitur of sn inrregH.' in watrps. of re­ duction in the eotA at articles of common neoesstt v, tud of s marked advanrc in the (trices (NON-r ABTI8AJI.) FUMT--Tbe cost of article* entering inlo tuc use i t tuose earnitiK i< i4t> tuan f 1 UOO per anuum has decretfHed--up to May. inyV--;i.4per ceut .Mliile in farm products ttiere lias beeu an mcrcaw- in priet-H. owinur tn mrt to hh mcinwn-*! lort-iKii demand and the open ill# in new markets, lu Ena land, diirlnK the same peruni the ci>Kt oi livina increased Hpercent. Tested by their power to purcliKi.! timcles ot necemiity, the eKrinugs ot our worKiug people have never been an great as they are now SECOND--There hat, beeu an aveii.gr KIVIIIH- iu titer,.te of wagea ot .,5 ot ouc i cr cent. IHIBU--There ba» b.eii an advance in the price ot ail ta m prodiK tb of is.<j> pec cent., aud ol nil cereaiK ai>iRl perceat. aRrtonltttFR] T>rodue*a,M is atn that this tariff taw lias imposed ourdens. out use conterred benoats upon the tamer and the M-orking man. & f :fHE WRITING ON THE WALL. --(Now version.) they appear rather anxious to have it understood that the statement Is true, and that their candidate is bound by a self-impoeed obligation of a eoletnn and most binding character to obey, if elected, the behests of Tammany Hall and the Brooklyn, Troy ani Buffalo rings. Never before in the history of Ameri­ can politics has a candidate placed him­ self in such a degrading and humiliat­ ing position. The obligation which Cleveland has taken upon himself mani­ festly means the surrender, in the event of his election, of national influence and official patronage in the Empire State to the syndicate we have named. It means the reversal of all that Cleveland has claimed as to being better than the worst element of hi* iarty. It means tor the decent and law-abiding p opleof New York something far worse 1han tiie bugaboo with which un etioit is being made to frighten and a arm the South. New \ork is the gateway of the United States. With these spoilsmen in control of New York, and having Cleve­ land in Washington at their back, thoy might easily consider themselves in con­ trol ot the nation, it remains to be seen whether the people of the United States will accept as their chief mag s- teate a man whose ambitiou for office has led him to take upon his neck this humiliating yoke.--New York Press. 1»EST POLISH IN THI WORLD,] s u K STOVE p Q U S H 69 R0T BE DECOYED with Pastes, Enamels, and Paints which a tain the hands, injure the Iron, and burn off. The Rising Sun Stove Polish is Bril­ liant, Odorless, Durable, and the con­ sumer pays for no tin or glass itackags with every purchase. BftS AH iWlTOfllSJIIJEflF8,000 TWML ' Cleveland's War Record. The Springfield, Mass., Bepubiican takes occasion to protest against the criticisms that continue to be made upon Cleveland because he did Jiot serve as a soldier in the war lor the Union, but sent a substitute. He remained at home, it tells us, on account of "the necessity of supporting a widowed mother," which was a duty as sacred, we are assured, as that of defending his country, "To many a man who staid at home," we are informed, "it was a great grief and deny­ ing of self." But is there anything to show that Cleveland shed any tears over the matter? The record doe - not credit him with a single word of regret in that respeot. He was never knuwn to ex­ press a wish that he might be at the liont, or to utter a breath of encourage­ ment to thos^ who were there. The task of earning bread lor his dependent mother was to engrossing, it seems, that be practically lost sight of the fact ihat there was a war in progress. - His voice was not heard in favor of enlistments; his lace was not-seen where Federal vic­ tories were being celebrated. He sent a substitute, to be sure, but not volun­ tarily; that was his only way to escape the draft. 1 here were other men with widow* d mothers, with wives and chil­ dren, who foun 1 it possible to enter the ranks and to render gallant and faithful service--men who were under no more obligation to go than he was, but whose gense of right would not let them linger behind when the nation needed aoldietrs to protect its life. It is true, as the Bepubiican asserts, tEat thousands of other men remained at home for*various reasons; .but those men are not posing as superior patriots, and asking to be elect d to the Presi­ dency because of their alleged great services. The shouldering of a gun was not the only test of loyalty, but it was certainly the best one, and in falling to live up to it Cleveland placed himself in a position to be properly criticised as a subsequent candidate for the highest of&ca ia the land. E»t Cn»w, JEvery body. The Democratic press Is already crawfishing on its Chicago tariff pLank. The New York World ate crow several weeks ago. Now even Henry Watterson, who charged his party with covrardiee and denounced the Cleveland platforms of 1884 and 1888 as Bepubiican protec­ tion, is hedging. He seconds the predic­ tion of Harper's Wee'A ly,that Democratic "tariff reform" will not be free trade, nor even "a tariff for revenue only; bat dooade. That certainly is Vary tar from proving the truth of the "oppression" outcry. At no time since the war has the per capita amount collected in customs rev­ enue been so small as during the fiscal year that closed June 30, last. Even in the year 1857, which Candidate Steven­ son never tires of proclaiming as a sin­ gularly prosperous one, though the bet­ ter authority of President Buchanan's state papers contradicts him in saying so, the amount per capita, with no war debt to pay or interest to meet, was but 47 cents smaller than it is to-day. Such facts show the reckless nature of the free trade misrepresentations. Taken on their own ground, that the consumer pays the duty, they prove the alleged "tax** to be smaller in proportion to pop­ ulation to-day than at any time since Ihe war, and that it has been decreased by the Mchinley law and not greatly increased, as they recklessly declare again and again.--Cleveland L.eader. Eloven (iood Keawons Against Cleveland.. The Workingmen's Mutual Beform League of New York City has issued to the workingmen of the United States eleven rea-ons why workingmen should not vote for Grover Cleveland The reasons are tabu a.ed as follows: While Governor of .sew York he was opposed to the following la'jor measures: 1. tie vetoed the bill establishing a depart­ ment of labor und making the Secretary of said department a Cabinet officer. 2. He vetoed the Mechanics' Lien law bill, making the wage* of workingmen engaged in the construction of IraiMings a first mortgage on the property. 3. He vetoed the Life and Limb bill, making employers responsible for the accidents hap­ pening from imperfect machinery or inferior construction of buildings. 4. He vetoed the Tenement House Cigar bill, forbidding the manufacture of cigars m tene­ ment houses. 5. He vetoed the bill compelling elevated roads of New York to charge only five cents fare. A. He vetoed the printers' Mil. repairing all the State work to be done by onion work­ men. 7. He vetoed the bill making ten hours a legal day's work for all street-caaemployes. 8. He vetoed the bill abolishing convict labor in prison*, although tfaie proposition, when submitted to the popular vote of the people, was carried by a m ijorlty of 60,000. 9. We vetoed the child labor bill, providing for the inspection of factories where children were employed, and prohibiting the employ­ ment of children under 14 years of age. 10. lie signed a bill compelling the Ktationary engineers of New York t iity to pay a tax of fi per year to the police pension fnnd or be de­ barred from following their vocation. 11. He signed the bill reducing the fees of tha New York harbor pilots, which bill benefited only the foreign steamship monopolies. It would appear that Grover Cleve­ land's labor lecord is something like his war and pension retord, or like General Stevenson's soldier and civil-service reform record. Cleveland would give the laborers a recompense, however, in trie shape of taxed sugar, tea and coffee, and unlimited British competition in the factory labor field. hon'r I r«?t About Maine. Tha election in Ma'ne would have been more s guificant if It had shown results materially different from the or­ dinary run. But with a large decrease in the total vote cast--1-2,000 at least-- the Republican majority for Governor is 11,000, all four Congressmen-elect are Republicans, and two-thirds of the Leg­ islature are of the party of protection and progress. The Democracy un limbered it? heav­ iest artillery in the State; the failure of Mr. Blaine's friends to bring about his nomination lor the Presidency was worked for all it was worth, and still the State responds with a Bepuolican majority which shows that there is not the slightest danger of the "Dirigo" State going o.er into the doubtful col­ umn. In I860 the Republicans lost the State by a plurality of 189 in the September election and gave Garfield a plurality of I 8,868 in November. If, with «an organ- j ization never equaled in Maine, a lavish supply of campaign funds, a constant appeal to local and personal differences, a iteavy reduction of the total vote by reason of a tost experiment with the ture of the mix below eighty-five> de­ grees, as above that point it would explode, and a hole in the ground would mark where the factory had been. The nitro glycerine is stored in large earthenware tanks, which are usually sunk iu the ground to guard against blows or . severe concussions. The other ingredients for making dynamite are: Nitrate of spdfi, which is found only in Chili; carbonate of magnesia, and wood pulp. Dynamite is put in paper shells usually one aud a fourth inches in diameter and eight inches in length, and weighs about one-half pound each shell or cartridge. It has large­ ly taken the place of. blaek powder for blasting, as it i$ many hundreds of times stronger and consequently more economical. It is used chiefly in mining all kinds of ores, coal and rock, and submarine blasting and railroad building. Dynamite will not explode from any ordinary fall or jar; it will burn witb-> out explosion, and freette at forty-two degrees, ten degrees above ordinary freezing point. The bomb of the an­ archist is made of metal or glass and filled with pure nitro-glycerine ar­ ranged so as to explode by,severe con­ tact with any hard object. These bombs are, of course, never made by a reputable dynamite factory, Five or six millions of. dollars are invested in the manufacture of dyna­ mite in the United States, and its use is constantly on the increase. The fumes of nitro-glycerine produce in­ tense headache, which can be cured by taking a very small dose of it in­ ternally. ^ Knocked Oat bjr the Autopsy. Russian women who respect the old adage, "De mortuis nil nisi bonum," had considerable difficulty in restraining their feelings when they learned of the results of the ex­ amination of the brain of Prof. Bishof, who recently died in St. Petersburg. The Professor was one of the most ardent opponents of the emancipation of women, and a thorough believer in the theory that women are inferior to men, because their brains, as a rule, are smaller. In his numerous addresses on the subject he was wont to say that while the average weight of the male brain was 1.350 grams, that of the femhle brain "was only 1,250 grams." After Kishofs death, his own brain was weighed and was found to turn the scales at 1,245 grams, five grams less than the average female brain, which had so often aroused his pity, con­ tempt, and satire. • A Harrison Prooe««lon.' ,, Estimates differ as to the number of veterans in line at Washington recently. Figures range from S0,0;i0 to 70,000 men. But there can be no diffeience of opin­ ion as to how these Union veterans of the war will vote this fall. We have the word of that eminent soldier and Democrat. Gen. Daniel £. Sickles, that not one of them will vote for Grover Cleveland. "No, neve*!" . It was a Harrison procession. . f r/ A Tariff Picture. Cur exports of coal to a growing coun­ try are a pretty g od index of its dispo­ sition to cultivate reciprocity relations with us. Brazil took " $10a,977 Homer figu; m«n?oli?3 •vhlch has puMie on . It perhaps |e not strange that a man who, even with conilderabie assistance, wrote numberless books, produced a hundred plays, male long Journeys on land ani sea, commanded a legion ot national guard, fought ten duels, sus­ tained twenty lawsuits, built a chateau and a ship, lectured, edited a journal, ] atjd raised monuments to his rivals, ] should venture to translate the Iliad i without knowing a wo.-d of Greek. The story of this exploit of Alexandre Du- Biai, the elder, was told by M. Urbain Faues. When Dumas was editing his journal, the Mousquetaire, and Fagcswas one of his assistants, Fages, who was a fine Greek scholar, enthusiastically de­ scribed to hun the Iliad and the Odys­ sey. Dumas opened h.s eyes very wida. "If only you could read, them in the Greek text," said Fages. , | - " Why not?" said Dumas. "why, dear master? Beiat'Sit ydh do not know Alpha lrom Omega." "Will you translate it to me?" asked Dumas, and Fages accordingly feet to work on the first book of th? Iliad, read­ ing/a line of the Greek, and then giving a literal translation. Dumas ent-red into the spirit of it. Quick to grasp grand and beautiful ideas, as iages read he wrote a translation, and signed it. "What! M. Dumas!" cried Fages, "fire you signing your name to the liiadr" "Certainly, to my version of It. It will appear as a feulltoton in the JKbus- quetaire." "I was filled With dismay," said M. Fages afterward, "but before such au­ dacity and naivete what oould one say? How convince a writer used to every triumph that he was too bold?" The next day an installment of the Iliad, as rendered in half an hour or so Iby a man who could not read the Greek alphabet, appeared at the bottom of the page of the Mousquetaire, with the note, "'Continued in our next." It raised such » storm of criticism that Dumas was ^ persuaded to discontinue it after the ^!hlrd installment, though it may te doubted if he ever understood what was ihe trouble.--Youth's Compan!oa.- t v -- . v- i Just What Is Wanted. Business la alive to a great eomtat event, and In the hurly-burly of Its prepa­ rations for the Columbian Exposition in 1893, too much is already seen on the Streets of a fanciful or amusing nature, both superficial and catch-penny. There has been observed a void In the line of the strictly useful, combining therewith in­ structive object lesaons and the beautiful in art. Books there may be by the score, but the experience of the Centennial Ex­ position at Philadelphia shows that the mass of these were mere trifles and un­ serviceable. The horde of visitors were ever at a loss for a handy pocket guide ot official stamp, not only reliable but pleasing and always fit to keep Just what is wanted of this unlqae kind has happily already made its appearance, and we have before us "THE OFFICIAL PORTFOLIO or WOBL.D'8 COLUMBIAN EXPOSITION," Il­ lustrated from Water Color Drawings. This Portfolio Is a rare and beautiful ex­ ponent of the main architectural features of the Great Exposition at Chicago In 1B03, The fourteen magnificent structures are faithfully exhibited, while the Bird's-eye View gives a realistic glance at th© lay of the grounds, with their principal build­ ings. .lagoon*, etc. The illustrations are exact reproductions, in water color eSecta, of the original drawings, n\ade especially for this purpose from the official plnn«. by America's best known water color artist, Charles Graham. The pictures, therefore, are not only official but they are genuine works of art, and competent critics pro­ nounce them to be equal to the finest pro­ ductions of a similar kind of the famous art centers ot Europe. It Is simply wonderful how such perfec­ tion In art, accompanied by full descrip­ tive matter, can be served to the Great Public in so cheap and hand? a form. But a copy of this exceptionally fine production will be sent to any address upon receipt of 10 cents in postage stamps by The Charles * yoaeler Co., Baltimore. Md. •; 'V The Ooublo. • ( Two students went out near' with only one shooting license between them. All went on merrily till the garde crampetre (municipal game­ keeper, who looks after the enfenced fields of the villagers) hove in sight. One of the friends instantly bolted as hard as he could, the official, of course, after him. When the gamekeeper at last came up with the fugitive, he de­ manded his permit in as loud and harsh a tone as his want of breath would al­ low. "Here it is," replied the student, producing the document. "You with a permit?" exclaimed th? irate keeper. "Then, why the deuce did you give me such a chase?" "Wfiy the deuce did you run after me?" said the other. Tho friend, who was shooting without a license, had, meanwhile, got away. v' •? Train Loaded with Store Polish. ,.>t Last week, Messrs. Morse Bros., of Can­ ton. Uasa, proprietors of the well-knosa Rising Sun Btove Polish, filled orders from two customer* In the West for twenty- three car loads of store polish. As each cir contained 400 gross, weighing fifteen tone, the shipment to these two houses was 0,200 gross, or 343 tons The immense busi­ ness done by this firm is a monument to She Industry and high grade of goods tor which tbey have earned a reputation at heme and abroad.--Boston (Mass.) Pilot. ' In Surgery. A recently invented surgical instru­ ment consists of a hard rubber tube, in­ closing a number of small wires, whtish is designed to be attached to the tip cf the linger. It is for use in internal op­ erations, and is intended to transmit substantially the same sensations to the operator's finger tip that he would ex­ perience if his finger were actually present where the device is and in eon- tact with the same surfaoes. b Letter Boxes. • J A Maiden, Maes., man has invented a device for lifting the lid of a street' let­ ter box by touobing the foot on a treadle at the foot of the post to whioh the box 1b attached. s We will give S100 reward (or ary cm* of catarrh that cannot be oared with HslA Catarrh Cora. Taken internally. _ ». j; cfiKNEY A CO., Props., Toledo, <X Tortoise-Shell. To polish and restore the luster to tortMse-shell that has lost its brightness through use, first apply rotten-stcne and o l with a felt wheel or rubber; finish with the hand. They increase the appetite, purify the whole 'system and act oa the liver. Bile jBeans Small 1 Miss BLOSSOM--I didn't see you at the Barclay ball. Miss Budd--It was probably because I was snrrounded by men all the time. worth of coal from us during the past fiscal year as against $79,764 in the previous flsc Press. f Wonderful „ * 111 • ' ' * »* > t f *4^. t Ui i - v 1 > : SV , *r ®#ll mem 3^ Warm •'lv -"** I > ^ 1 Jacob A. Kunkel, a reII- { able farmer of Mt. Royal. ! York Co., Pa., says that a ' running sore broke oat | on the leg of his nephew, Milton A. Kunkel, when ,he was S years old. He j 'could not walk. Two j foil ton A. Kunkel. yearg ago fney began gtv- j ing him HOOD'S 8AKSAPAKILLA, and in. j a short time the sore healed up, he regained perfect health, and he is now, at 13 years, lively j and rugged. Mr. Kunkel says: "We all consider • his cure little short of a uilraclo." ... .. ..ffPSWH Wte OnieiHVM'lae Lor* Two ybu«*fWs we- cited before the loept Bexlrksgarleht in Ottakxtn* a few days ago on the charge of cruelty to animals. They were both scarcely 1* years old, yet each had her lover. In order to secure the affection of these young men to them until the end of their days the girls resolved to carry out a love charm which is guaranteed to be effectual for that purpose by a "Zauber und Wunschbuchlein," printed as long ago as 1706, and still regarded as an infallible helper. The "prescrip­ tion," which is in old German rhyme, and probably a great deal older than 1706, runs as follows, roughly trans­ lated: Would'st thou have thy sweetheart trjwfc, Give him cat's eyes i' his wine. Thou thyself must pluck tho eye* out; Twelve weeks old must the cat be. J At midnight by light ot the fullTuooa Thou must burn the eyes to a po#der|. Put the dust into his wine and say, % "Cat's eyes, cat's eyos, never look with toil at another, ... "':i ;;Sw; Keep thine eyes ever for me <tlone!" .1 Do this and he Will be eternallv tru«v * w In order to carry out this h'deous superstition the young girls took two ! kittens belonging to a Frau Helm, dug ' out the eyes of the poor little beasts I and then prepared their love powder. | An Insect Terror. A A strange spider, it is reported, has ' appeared in great numbers in the low- lands and valleys about Hermosillo, Mexico, and is giving the natives great alarm. It is peculiarly ferocious and manifests no fear of anything, not hesi­ tating to give chase to men who disturb it. It is considerably larger than the tarantula, common in those regions, and is terribly poisonous. Three deaths have been lately reported from its bite. It is a hairy insect and has legs as large as a pipe stem. It runs with re­ markable agility, Mid climbs the sticfc; or whip toward the hand of any one who' strikes at it. It is a'newcomer to the section, and HO far do one has been found who has seen it before. One of the deaths was that of a Mexican who was ridina along and saw one of the; spiders. He struck at it with hi? whip, and before he could drop the whip the pplder was at hie hand and had bitten him. He died within three hours in great agony. The spiders hop along the ground in great leaps toward the object of their attack. t » • • h Excursion Rates South. The Chicago and Eastern Illinois Rail­ road will sell excursion tickets Sept. 27 and Oct, 25, 1802, at the low rate of one fare for the round trip, to numerous points to the southeast, south and southwest, For full particulars, maps, time tablei or any other Information, apply to CX W. Humphrey, Northern Passenaer Agent, 170 East Third street, St Paul, Minn.; to City Ticket Office, 204 Clark street. Chicago; to any agent C. & E. I. R R.; or to Charles L. Stone, General Passenger Agent. RJODI 416 First National Bank Building, Chicago. Fire Hose. A device fc> be used in signaling along a length of fire hose is a recent inven­ tion. Wires are carried in the hose and insulated therefrom, so that by making battery connections a fireman from one end of a line can send signals to lite other without leaving his post. EVEBY piano should have a water­ proof oovering. It this cover is kept on while the young lady amateur is about, the instrument will last a very long time. WHO scrrcns with his liver, constipation, bilious ills, poor blood or diezlness--take Beecham's Pills. Of drugglsta 25 cents EVERT one drags his shadow, and every mind its doubts.--Victor Hugo. Sick-Headache Beans. Send to Dr. Kline, 981 Arch SMS Pa. Cost and Giut. For 10 Years. POTTSTOWN, PA. J i was a sufferer from neuralgia for ten years; f tried aH kinds of reme­ dies without relief, and had given up all hope. I tried # bottle of BT. JACOBS OXZ* and it effected such One wonderfal relief that I -g recommend it to alL I CHAS. LAW, JR. Bottle. ONE ENJOYS Bwtli the method and results when 8yrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to th© taste, and acts gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys­ tem effectually, dispels colds, head­ aches and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs Is the only remedy of its kind ever pro­ duced, pleasing to the taste and ac­ ceptable to the stomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial in its effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, its many to all excellent qualities commend it and have made it the most ay awoi ficacy of German Syrup. I line used it in my family for Bronchitis* the result of Colds, with most ex­ cellent success. I have taken it my­ self for Throat Troubles, and have derived good results therefrom. I therefore recommend it to my neigh­ bors as an excellent remedy in snck cases. James T. Burette, Earlps- ville, Va. Beware of dealers who offer you "something just as good.** Always insist on having Boschcc's German Syrup. • ELTS CATARI CREAM BALM] when spplled Into tif I aestrils wlU be sb-1 •orbed effectually, clesnsltiK the hea I ot catarrhal virus, cans- lnic healthy secretions. ] It allaya inflammat.on, protects the merabrunt 1 from aiditiona! colds, completely beau the sores, atid restoret ! sense of taste sou- TRT THE R**IRR. Apsrticie Is int> «raca nostril and is* •hie. Price AO ceutb at l)r"cgit.ts or by mail. . EtJ liHOTHEifcS,. M Warren Street, Sew M>.NH m This Trade Mstiisonthel^ W A T E R P R O O F C O A T ' in the World! ' A. J. TOWER, BOSTON. MASS. ' fHnstrsted CKtaiocue telkeved by 8mtall Bit* CHIRP ABTHTTR was an engineer twenty years. CSKS IN C0SBA. ,They do not classify crime in Oorea. - It is just as serious a matter to ba j| ;:s convicted of stealing a pound of rice as plotting treason or committing' ' /: wholesale murder. There is but on* t ' • ' ' penalty for all crime, and that is cub ting off the culprit's bead. Nature la » |$|; • almost as remorseless as are the Core- ; an authorities. A slight attack of j indigestion may result in fever, and v r cost the imprudent one his life. • I single meal may bring on a fit of )nr ^ J digestion that will torment the pa- ? tient the rest of his days and make him a victim of dyspepsia. We ought ^ ^ therefore to guard against the first |r| .4 appearance of evil. Whenever yoe are attacked by indigestion--by » ̂ ̂y sense of fullness after eatingr get a \ box of the Laxative Gum Drops and } ^ take from one to three. They will > "y * ^ soon entirely cure you of yourtroabift. Get this remedy of any dealer. Small boxes are 10c, the large ones-26c.' ' f-:€|§|^?S SYLVAN REMEDY CO., Peoria, HI. * | Unlike tha Dutcb No Alkalies --oa-- Other Chemical* an used In tho preparation of W. BAKEB £ G&JH reakMCocoa seJMeJk to nloI«Hllp jMtre SMI I It has more tAaw/ArwtfcM* | (A* atnmgth at Cocoa mine • with Btarah, Arrowroot *r 'Sugar, and is far aan aomical, evSHng less Mas one tmmt m < tt is delicious, nourishing, HGSOTBD. Sold byfi-wers everywl W- BAKER FECOTIORCHEATER, HOOD'S rJIXS cure Habitual Constipation by Restoring peristaltic action of the sionentary canal. ft "" i i * ,• sale In 60c leading drug­ gists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will pro­ cure it promptly for any mm who wishes to try it Do not soeept any substitute. CALIFORNIA F!6 SYRUP CO. 8AM FRANCISCO. C4L LOUISVILLE, KV. JHEWJ0M, SLR __ WEDDING emus CUDS. STery season the styles of WEDDING snd CALLING ' CAKDS changs and new fashions in this clsss of goods are uronk'he out. Th® new striae for the present sea- - son «*«• eleeant snd attractive. Our stock embraces sll of the latest designs, aasBr of which are vrry unique. Orders will be received for anytidng in ouf i Bnt by the publisher of this paper. j CHICAGO NEWSPAPER UNION, Hit 80. @1 Si IKi S. Jontiotfai ,-itM t'hicaiia imic »/tauoHN w.noBRis, • Klldl Vll Washington, D.O, Isyainlastwar, lOayadkatingeMms, afttyatao* Rr SECOND-HAND PRINTING Mill KRY and allow liberal price® lor «B® MBM change for new. Our stock of Cylinder Pr*«i Presses. Paper Gimerg snd Oas Engines is tbe to be found in the citv. if yon wish to trade let us bear froia yea. We have bargains to aflkr. ; CH1CAOO NEWSI'APER UNION. STteW Soath Jeffierson Street. Chlcsio, III. 21k* OUUtt Mtdicitu im th* Wtrld it DR. ISAAC THOISPSOl mlpUon. and has been In constant use for m*m eentonr. There are few dliaam to which --Ml are subject more distressing than sore eyea none, perhaps, for which more remedies haw ~ tried without mooess. ForaU external faff of tbe eyes tt a an infallible remedy. It tions are followed it will never fan. Wepi Invite tbe attention of phnMans to Its EPILEPSr OR FITS! 18SO. OR. O. Pe£l.PS BROWN. SSSSk ' The noted Herbalist and JCPn^PBY sncUUB discovered that Epilepsy arises from a pecnttar rinjeniept of the stomach, sad prepared fctoCeaa brated Herbal Remedies which wasw the akssM conditions and thw enie the disease. Tbey kens cured thousands of cases. Send for Tes*iMMal| and his Treatise on the Cause and Cure of fiiilesso «? Grand Strert. Jeney City.M.J. " ~ • J ':»"V ?« tssgT0** tfSax.'S Cot^$nwe« soooot "»*ee FAT FOLKS ICAlt a redaction of 12b Ihs.' For ctrcalar* D».AW.F.SSVl)EB. MeV Maple. Ore«on, t was MD pounda,! Vickir'i XiiMti*. I BARLOW S INDIGO BLUE. The family Wash Blue. Horsaie taMiweers. C- N. IT. , JSo. 4MS WRITING TO APVmi lease say yoa wsi tbe a#rerti> WHKN tl »le« la tar* paper. P i S O S C U R E F O R IS 'I XA*~ 4 afid peopt* wbdksv* wea* lvng»or Astk- ma. should ma« Ftao'sCure for Cotisumpttoii. It Se it I Ibosssiidi. it na* not tnjur> .'Ot- it is not hi**' co tah% It Is the eest coach syrup. Sold everywhere. aSe. wMm mma