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McHenry Plaindealer (McHenry, IL), 12 Apr 1893, p. 7

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pwvp • J C • * «f. M A "RUN DOWN* nd"MBd-up" enliogfe the lint warning that your liver isnt doing ate work. And, with a torpid liver and the impure Mood that fol­ lows it, you're an easy prey to all aorta of ail­ ments. That is the time to take Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. As an appetizing, restora- tonic, to repel disease and build up the flesh and strength, there'® nothing to iiial it. It rouses every organ into Wuilit- action, purifies and enriches the blood, up the whole system, aad restores awl vigor. For every aifnue caused by a disordered ver or impure biood, it is the only ytturun- * remedy. If it doesn't benefit or cure, in case, you have your money back. $500 Is offered, by the proprietors of • Sage's Catarrh Remedy, for an in- ihirable case of Catarrh, Their remedy Miiherfectly and permanent cur^jho orst cases. G. S^ASAT, Bcshvili.5, NEK li Indian Trader tells bis story of Kickapoo Indian Sagwa. Cured of « Distressing Stomach Difficulty. Rushville, Neb., June. 5 Some time ago after suffering severely with stomach trouble and dyspepsia, which had been greatly aggravated by the alkali water of the western country, and when I had reached that stage where I could frequently hold nothing on my stomach, and would even throw up water as soon as drank, I learned from a Sioux Indian, who had been on a visit to the Kickapoo tribe, of a wonder­ ful remedy called "Sagwa." I got Mm to procure some for me. The effect was remarkable. I tried to get more from the Indian, but he would not let me have more of his. He prized it 60 much he would not give it up. I th?n learned that Healy & Bigelow, of New Haven, Conn., had an arrangement with the Kickapoo tribe, and was putting < their remedies on the market. 1 sent and got a bottle of the Kickapoo Indian Sagwa, and found ft to iie t he •sameas .that I had procured from fcha Sioux Indian. I got more, and after the use of a few bottles, I was not only re­ lieved but entirely cured, and nave efcayed cured ever since. I can eat anything set before me. Bait bacon, which used to have a most distressing effect, I can now eat and relish like an Indian. I cannot speak too highly of the Kick­ apoo remedies, and cheerfully recom­ mend them to anyone. Q. S. ASAY, Indian Trader and Interpreter. KICKAPOO INDIAN SACWA. The Incomparable Liver, Stomach, and Blood Medicine. One Dollar per Bottle, Six Bottles for Five Dollars. Sold by Druggists and Dealers ONLY. LAND POOR. Pvahad another offer, wife--a twenty im more. Of high aad dry prairie land, an level as a floor. I thought I'd wail and see you first, as Lawyer ferady said, , To tell how things will turn out best, a vomtn I is ahead. : And when this lot is paid for, and we have got I <the deed. i (11 say that I am satlsflel--it's a'l the land we I need; i And next we'll see about the yard, and fit the | house up some, ".asBRas* ' :-Y MAM, - - - 4.-; >T:' •• rhereisno use of talking. Charles--you hoy that twenty more. And -we'll go scrimping all oar lives, and always be iana poor. For thirty Tears we're tagged enl slaved, deny­ ing half our needs, While all we have to show for it is tax receipts and deeds! t'd Bell the land if it were mine, and have a bet­ ter home, With broad, light rooms to front the street, and take life hs it comes. U we could lve as others live, and have what others do, W*'& live enough sight pleaaanter, and have a plenty, too. IVhile others have amusements and luxary aad books, fust think how stingy we have lived, sad how this old plnce looks. that other farm you bought of Wells, that took so many years Of clearing up and fencing is. has cost me many tesrs. Fes, Charles; I've thought'of it a hundred times or more And wondered if It really paid to alwavs be land poor, that had we built a cozy house, took pleasure as it came. Oar children, once so dear to OS, had never left our hurne. { grieve to th'nk ot wasted weeks and years and months and days, While for it all v.e never yet have had one Word of praise. Men call us rich,"but we are poor--would we not freely give Ibe land and all its fixtures tor a better Way to • live? •* ' Don't think I'm blaming you, Charles--you're not a whit to blaiue. I've pitied you these many years to see you tired and lame. It's just the way we started out, our plans too far ahead, We've worn t ho cream of life away, to leave too much when dead. Tie putting off enjoyment long after we enjov-- Abd after all too much of aealth seems useless as a toy-- Although we've learned, alas, too late, what all must learn at last. Our brightest earthly happiness is buried in the past. Ihat life Is short, and fall of care, the end is al­ ways nigh, We seldom half begin to live before we're doomed to die. Were I to start my life again. I'd mark each separate day, ' And never let a single me pass unenjoyed away If there were things to envy, I'd have them now and theu, And have a home that was a home, and not a cage or pen. I'd sell some land if it were mine, and fit up well ibe rest. I've always thought, and think so jet, unall farms well worked arebetit. --Farm and Fireside. " DO YOU COUCH DO n't delay TAKE: _ k e m p s BALSAM Xt Cans Colds,Coughs. Bore Throat, Croup,lafaaa* sa,Whooping Cough, Bronchitis and Asthsia. M certain cure for Consumption in first stages, an£ a mm relief? Is advanced stages. Uae at ene©0 Jfon will see the excellent effect after taking the first dose. Sold by dealers everywhere. 2«fg« kettles 60 cents and $LOOl p Every Month many women suffer from Excssahra or Scant Menstruation; they lien's kanr 1 who to confide to to gat proper -idvioe* Don't confide to' anybody tat trg Braa field's Female Regulator a Specific for PAINFUL, PROFUSE. •CANTY, SUPPRESSED and IRREGULAR MENSTRUATION. Book to "WOMAN" mailed free. BRAOFIELD REGULATOR €0., Atlanta, ta. Sold by all Drugfbti. LETTING 1MSSY OUT. When I got into IkkI after reading "Twenty True, Heal Ghust Stories" tny feet were very cold, and my head was correspondingly hot, and sparks dashed before my eyes with nervous­ ness. I turned and tossed, and could not deep. The clock struck twelve, and I was wondering that it had stopped striking when I heard the cat in the hall below, mewing to get out of doors. 1 ought not to have been any more afraid of ghosts out of bed than in, yet though 1 am not counted a timid man, 1 did feel averse to gDing down the dark stairway into the dark ball bo let Maria out. None of the ghosts with whom I had spent the evening had poked long, bony hands through the balusters to seize the ankles of those untimely going up or down­ stairs; but I hugged the wall closely as I went down-stairs, and had an un­ comfortable, creepy feeling when I saw Maria's shining eyes reflecting a faint gleam of light from the top of the stairway. I think 1 said some very unpleas­ ant things to th£ cat as I opened the vestibule door for her. Had I been less annoyed with her, probably I should have remembered before al­ lowing the inner door to slam behind me that I had no pockets in my night­ shirt, and consequently no latch-Key. As I opened the stieet door, the hall door banged to, and there I'was -r-shut out Shutout! In my night-shirt, with not even slippers on my feet, 1 was in the front vestibule of a house right on a principal street in a city, and no one in the house to let me in again! No ghost's work was this. I could only blame the cat* the wind, myself, and more particularly my wife and daughter for having gone off visiting and left me to such a misadventure. After wrestling vainly awhile with the heavy lock of the heavy hall door, I lost hope of re-entrv. aud opened the street door. Anxiously I peeped up and down in hope of seeing a policeman, of whom I might possibly j ™ To "years oid. » n^'i>°j,ccrjjan waf 1 I did cry; I am not ashamed to own it I had enough to make me cry. Me, a clergyman, accustomed to de­ corum aud dignity, sitting around in Moon or so moon, go I mast, or ran the risk or losing my life br bronchitis. At the moment I re­ solved to open the vestibule door quick footsteps came along the pave­ ment They stopped in front of my house. Goodness! Was the man coming in? 1 shrank back to the farthermost corner of the porch as I heard a voice: "Pour pussy! poor kitty! Does her want to get into de porch?" j»fter an interview with unwelcome benefactor, had returned to the front step*. The meddler mounted them and pushed the door open. Maria curved in and affec­ tionately writhed about my legs, while the inan went down the steps. I know that man, and if ever I have a chance to give hitn such a fright as he gave me-- His feet clacked away out of hear­ ing. Then Maria and I sneaked to­ gether out of the front door. Per­ haps she felt guilty, and desirous to apologize to me; at any rate she purred loudly and rubbed herself against my legs, and got tangled be­ tween my feet, and threw rue head­ long down the steps to the sidewalk. Just then I heard a policeman's whistle, but I did not wait for him to come along. Now 1 was outside, 1 was afraid he would arrest me be­ fore I could explain.. I think 1 muse hare been* in the state that boys call 4'rattled." Common sense would not have been compatible with my night garb in the moonlight on the city street. So on I sneaked,' away from the direction of the whistle, and Maria continued to Cherish my ankles. After 1 had passed six bouses and reached the end of the row, I found the gate locked. Maria easily scratched her way to the top ot that seven -loot irate, thanks to what some­ body's smart child called the splin­ ters in her feet In following Maria 1 soon had splinters in my teet and elsewhere. How could I go carefully * when I felt everybody in the houses opposite must be looking at me, and all the policemen in the city bearing down on me in a s^uad? Besides, I did not realize the splinters at the time as 1 do at this present. Now I was in a back yard with a high fence all around. I gotov'erthe fence nearest my house, acd into an­ other yard just as somebody's alarm clock whirred so loudly that I thought it was a burglar alarm. Without waiting for a lamp to be lit in the house, 1 got over the next fencc be­ fore Maria, who followed. Another fence! I was not cold now. Very iittle exercise warms one sometimes. I never was more heated in my black clothes and white neck­ tie, than I was while without those garments on top of the third fence. From that narrow pulpit I fell upon an ash-barrel, and off that across a ladder and a wash-tub before I got to the next fence. This fence was alow one,and I cleared it at a bound, with­ out acquiring more splinters. But, unfortunately, I lande l on a dog that I knew very well. Though I was his neighbor he seemed to have forgot­ ten our acquaintance. I shall ever remember the consequences, which are not healed over yet. I did not wait to whip the dog, but got over the next fence with some loss ot length in the hinder part of my night-gown. How many fences I got over I do not know. At last, when every dog in the neighborhood was barking, and lights were flashing in the house where lay the ash-barrel, i and the ladder, and the dog that knew me, 1 got into my own back yard, and trioped down the basement- kitchen steps. 1 knew it was my own back doer because I scraped the remaining skin off my right ankle on ray own coal­ scuttle, which I had been mending there that afternoon. Then I stepped on the hammer and a piece of iron hoop, which made assurance doubly sure. 1 sat down to think. The stone step was cool. It seemed best to think standing. After meditating a while I came to the conclusion that daylight must be near, and someone might see me Detection after so many toils and fears would make me to have suffered and struggled in vain. Now I had to do something de­ cided. So 1 tried to force in the door. It would not yield. 1 lifted the hammer to break it in, and re­ flected* that the neighbors would surely hear me, and come to see what was the matter. At this I felt more like crying than I have done since I tfrO S Tbe Best Waterproof In the WORLD I SUCKER The FISH BRAND SLICKER Is warranted water- proof, and will keep you dry ta the hardest storm. The hew POMMEL SLICKEK Is a perfect riding coot, and Covers the entire saddle. Beware of imitations. Don't buv a coat if the " Fish Brand" is not on It. Illustra­ ted Catalogue fro*. A. J. TOWKK. Boston, Mass, in view. As two useless citizens went- bv I hastily drew in my hea l, feeling that the d ^closure of my appearance and situation at such an hour might prejudice my position as a minister of the gospel. I thought of the back door; but how was I to get around to the back door? Mv house was about the mid­ dle of a solid front of brick houses, with no rear entrance except through a high gate at the very end of the short street ! Between my house-front and the corner were two clectric lights. How not much except my own back yard at night--full of splinters, my shins barked, my head full of ashes, bitten sore by a dog--why should I not cry? As crying did not improve my position I soon stopped and felt des­ perate. Maria jumped up to the side- window of the dack door. As I looked wrathfully at her in the dim light, I noticed that there was a hole in tbe giass against which she arched her iniquitous back. Happy thought! I they shone. I could see them through j pUnet| out, more pieces of the splint- I the side windows of the porch. I j ere(j j^iass, got my arm in, and un­ locked my own back door, and got MENTION THIS PAPER «>« »tmn TO lonBTiaiu. D0SES25'I hegreat SHILOHS CURE. ?5C50C&*)« Cares Consumption, Congrha, Cronp, Sore Throat, So'd by all Ehugcists on a Guarantee. For a Lame Side, Back or Chest Shlloh'e Poroua Plaster will give great satisfaction.--35 cent*. *. >. li. I 5 !M BEST POLISH IN THE WORLD. @?s3£K DO NOT BE DECEIVED With Pastes, Enamels, and Paints which •tain tho liamls, injure tho iron, and bum fi>d. The Itisinjr Sun Stove Polish is Bril­ liant, Odorless, and Durable. Each package contains six ounces; when moistened will **ke several boxes of Paste Polish. tio m AIIIIIIAi SALE flf jt.OQQ TAMft- think I never quite appreciated the brilliancy of the electri?; light till then. On this frosty, windy, star­ light, moonlight night each of those implacable lamps I.ibe a comet burn'd Thnt fires the length of Ophiuchue huge In th' arctic sky. Could 1 dare to venture into their ramie? Presently I dared not stay any longer where I was. I was shivering with cold, and besides, the garrulous milk- J man would find me there in the morn­ ing. Then what could I do but leafte the city within twenty-four hours? The newspapers would get hold of the , tale, and treat it with incousiderate j levitv. Far and wide the item would be copied. Where could I get a pas­ torate after that? Everywhere with- into my own basement-kitchen! Thankfully 1 went up-stairs, care­ less of ghosts, and washed and got into bed. Maria went with me, and said nothing more about going out. But I could not sleep for splinters, so I got up again, and p-acticed surgery until my wife and daughter returned. When I told my wife all about it she said, "But, Ezra why didn't you break a side-light in the vustibule, and unlock the hall door from the in­ side?" That is the question. "Whv didn't I?"--Youth's Com­ panion. Lost Opportunities. Papa--Mercy! what an interroga- in the connection I should be known , point you are! I'm sure 1 didnjt primarily as "the minister who got | »sk such a string of questions when I ! up to let the cat out" 1 I resolved to get around to the "back yard, and hide at the bottom of tbe basement stair until my wife came I home, if 1 could do no better. All this time the lamps fjsnd stars geemed to shine brighter and brighter. The moon kept flying onward until she got right in front of the row. and lit inexorably every inch of the way I was to go, and the wall I had to climb - was a boy. Little Son--Don't you think if you had you'd be able to answer more of mine.--Good News. The promise of Heaven hereaftei will not reconcile a womjn to dying half so quiclvas a solemn oath from her husband that he will never marry again. . Lasting friendship is never bought with flattery. REAL SOURCES OP THE- NILE. Ancient Myths Concerning the Mbnntalu of the Mootk 1 The report of Dr. Baunn aim's latest geographical investigation of the Ka- gera River, and the country lying be­ tween that stream and Lake Tangan­ yika affords an interesting and import- ant contribution to the history of the sources'of the Nile and a singular con­ firmation of the ancient myths con­ cerning the Mountains of the Moon. Sept. 5 last Dr. Baumaim's expedition iliu Kagera River, and was re­ ceived by the natives of Vrundi with extraordinary demonstrations of joy and respect. He learned that Vrundi, from Ujiji to Buanda, for ages had been ruled by kings who were supposed to be lineal descendants of the moon, and that Ihe natives believed him to be the last king, who had died a generation before and who had now come back to them. On Sept. 11 the expedition crossed the Akenyaru, which is not, as supposed, a lake, but a river. Dr. Bau- mann also discovered that the so-called Lak Mworengo is In reality a river which flows into the Akenyaru, and came to the conclusion that there was no extensive sheet of water in Ruanda or North I'rundl. On Sept. 10 he ar­ rived at the sourcoB of the Kagera, at the foot of the precipitous and wooded hills which form the watershed between the basins of the Buflzi and Kagera. This mountain chain is known to the natives by the name of the "Mountains of the Moon," and is held in peculiar r<_vereuoe by them. Here Dr. Baumann maintains the real source of the Nile to be, for if "it be acknowledged that the Kagera is the chief feeder ot the Vic­ toria Nyanza, it follows that the head­ waters of the Nile can be none other than the Kagera itself in the Mountains of the Moon in , Urundi, within the boundaries of the German East Africa." --New York Post, Frightened. In the jungles alontt tne banks of the Magdalena River, in the republic of Colombia, a traveler needs to be on the alert for poisonous serpents. ' ? *i ' --- , the makers of the second-class bakmg powders to induce the dealer to pus| them off oil Royal consumers is that they cost less than Royal and afiont deal# much more profit Z. / But you, madam, are charged the same prici for them as for the absolutely pure Royal, which is perfectly combined from the most highly refined and expensive materials. The lower cost of thi others is taused by the cheap, impure materials used in them, and the haphazard way in which they are thrown together. ̂ ̂ " Do you wish to pay the price of the for. ~ah inferior bakiilg powder, made from im­ pure goods, of *27 per cent, less strength? If you buy the other -powders, insist upon a corresponding reduction in price. - ETAL BEDSTEADS. In The Demand Has Increased Rapidly the IjMt Few Years. The demand for metal bedsteads has increased very rapidly during the last few years, and moro especially the last r r - | 1CW v>CttlO, BUU Iliuru VBpeClHlljr IIIW l»»l/ A French gentleman who went botan- few months, and the west is changing izing in one of these jungles relates that he looked and listened and trod cautiously, bearing in mind the solemn warning given by the natives when he left the boat: "Look out for serpents as you value your life." He eyed the thick tropical growth suspiciously, and moved forward only when he was satisfied that no venom- »us creature was lying in wait for hitn. Suddenly he heard a sound behind him--a hoarse, etrange, ominous sound --and at the came time he saw the tall grass move. Cold with horror, he sprang away and utruck a fearful blow at the moving place in the grass. Then he picked up the body of his lifeless enemy. It was si bullfrog as large as a man's head. Cement l'ac log for Steam Joint?, Among the more recent industrial ap­ plications of Portlan 1 cement is its substitution for rubber and abestos preparations tn the packing of steam joints, the fact appearing, from exten­ sive practical trials, especially in Ger­ many, that such packing is quite as efficient as those which have hitherto been relied upon, while its cost is much below the latter. In practice, the ce­ ment is made into a paste with water and spread in a layer from one-fifth to one-half Inch thick over the surface of the metal, and the plate or cover to be fixed is now placed tn position, and the screws simultaneously screwed down very slowly. After the layer has been compressed to about one-eighth of an inch in thickness, the screwing is sus­ pended and the cement allowed to harden for four hours; the e crews are then turned further and the edges plas­ tered again with cement. The joint is completed in about eight hours after the making of the cement. Important If True. The following bit of interesting In­ formation appeared in a late number of the Centralia (Mo.) Guard: "It may, perhaps, be a matter of news to some that the editor of the Guard was 50 years of age Nov. 20, and his wife 29 Jan. 2." "An excellent remedy," is what Mr. W. H. Ames, 712 South i"t.b street, tit. Louis, Ho., says of it. In these words: "I liavo used Dr. Bull's Cougb Syrup and found it to be an excellent remedy for coughs and colas." Remarkable. A church in Missouri has a bell weigh­ ing 870 pounds which can be heard quite plainly ten miles distant. "BROWN'S BRONCHIAL TROCHES" are widely known as an admirable remedy for Bronchitis, Hoarseness. Coughs, and Throat troubles. Sold only IN bores. Notwithstanding jnodern improve­ ments it costs more per 1,000 feet to manufacture lumber to-day than it did forty years ago. Bebciiam's Pills enjoy the largest sale of any proprietary medicine In the world. Made only tn SL Helens, England. its reputation in this line of goods. Formerly the demand was almost ex- clusively".for wooden bedsteads, and very few iron and still fewer trass beds were sold west of the Mississippi, says the St, Louis Globe-Democrat. Now, however, there is a steady ca'.l for gooi iron and brass bedsteads, as well as for lower-piiced grades. St. Louis is mak­ ing a large quantity of furniture every kind, and for some time has beej^ manufacturing iron bedsteads of very durable and popular pattern. Now, to meet the demand for artistic brass bed­ steads a plant is being put in, and an­ other important addition made to the already extensive manufacturing fa­ cilities of the city. One of the reasons of the great growth in the furniture business of the city is tho increased friendly relations tetween St. Louis end Mexico. Some people think there is not much scone for trade with Spanish-American countries, but this sentiment is confined exclusively to those who have never beon to Mexico or any other of the republics in which the Spanish language is spoken exclu­ sively or extensively. One month spent in any of these countries will convince the most skeptical that the United States ought to have nine-tenths of the trade of these prosperous communities, and that it can have it for little tuore than the logical asking. I must say a word as to tbe ef­ ficacy of German Syrup. I bave used it in my family for Bronchitis the result of Colds, with mo^t ex­ cellent success. I have taken it my­ self for Throat Troubles, and have derived good results therefrom. I therefore recommend it to my neigh­ bors as an excellent remedy in sudt cases. James T. Durette, Earlys- ville, Va. Beware of dealers wbo offer you ' 'something j ust as good.'* Always insist oa having Boschee*s German Svrup. # W. L. DOUGLAS 83 SHOE IJVVtp. Do you wear them? When next in need try a pair, ttqr •ill give you more comfort and service for the than any other make. Best In th® world. w 44.00 *3.50 *2.50 *2.25 *2.00 FOR 41.73 W. L. Booglas Sfcees ire niit la iff tit Litest Styles. If you want a fine DRESS SHOE don't pay $6 to torn made and !oak and -ear as we!!. !? yes -hfe Is economize in your footwear, you can do so by purthtskg W. L. Douglas Shoes. My name and price is siaapai on the bottom, took for It when you buy, Take no sub­ stitute. I send shoes by maii upon receipt of pifc% postage free, when Shoe Dealers cannct sugpl* jm, W. I>. DOUGLAS, Brockton, Im, " • Columbian Operas. There have been at least eighteen operas on Columbus, accorditag to a recent list: Colombo, by Fabric! (1799); El Colon, Ganisclier (1825); Colombo, Morlacchi (18'28), and Ricci (1829); The Discovery of the Indies, Fiorovantl (1830); 11 Colombo, liabils (1840); Cristofore Colonibos. Gambini (184B), Bottesini (1847). David (1847), De Uexbieri (1848), V. Mela (1857), Casella (1865), Mascora (1869), Fedt$> and Big- nan i (18831; Cristobal Colon, Careta (1892); Cristofore Colombo, Franchetti (1892); Cristobal Colon, and Cristofore Colon, both by Lianos (1892). On March 3, 1794, a plaj- was produced at the John Street Theater in New York City called "Tammany," wherein Columbus was a character; the play was by Mrs. Hatton, a sister of John Kemble and Mrs. Slddons, and was not a success. John Brougham, on Dec. 31, 1857, pro­ duced his serious burlesque of Colum­ bus el Filibustero at Burton's Theater in New York; it, too, was not a success. There have doubtless been other Chris­ tophers on the stage than these. <' ^The Cooper School*. f. ; The night schools of the Cooper Union, New York, are all free, and are r_ divided into two sections, the scientific fry m'y $3.50,"$4 or $5 Sh^eT They will fiUqwite afid the art. The studies pursued in the iormer are algebra, geometry, natural philosophy, astronomy, chemistry, ge­ ology (from October to January), de­ scriptive geometry, electrical measur- irg (from January to April), analyt­ ical geometry, elementary mechanic?, trignometry, differential and integral calculus, applied mechanics, analytical chemistry, and mechanical drawing. They are divided into a curriculum of five years. Any student may attend for as long or as short a time as he pleases, though if he is absent three times with­ out satisfactory excuses he forfeits tui­ tion in the school. The art sections studies are rudimentary drawing, orna­ mental drawing, decorative designing, form drawing, cast drawing, mechan­ ical drawing, architectural drawing, modeling in clay, and perspective draw­ ing. The Evolution Of medicinal agents is gradually relegat­ ing the old-time herbs, pills, draughts and vegetable extracts to the rear and bringing into general use the pleasant and effective liquid laxative, Syrup of Figs. To get the true remedy sec that it is manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. only. For sale by all leading druggists. Thin Va Cheap .lewohy, Surely. Much of the cheap jewelry worn by colored people in the South is manu­ factured in New England and sold by the hundred ri-oss. The use of ma­ chinery has been so extended in this manufacture that the product costs very little more than the raw material. Kings cost the manufacturer only a fraction of a cent and elaborate jewels only a few cents eaoh. THE NEXT MORNING I FEEL BRIGHT AN9> NEW AND MV COMPLEXION IS BETTER. My doctor soys !t itett pentlv on the etomseh, llit! and kidney*, and Is a pleasant laxaUre. This Mdc Is made from hprte, and i.s for ate as aa ten. It Is called LAKE'S NEDIGIHE All drug(Ma wllit *t BOr u< |1 p»r r*ck*g*. tt. trnd rour aitdTvcn LOR s frM MUtplc. I••!**» lltt tewfh rarh day. la t-riW to W fcrtHhs. IM h MTV. Addrat ORATOR WOODWARD. 1*Rot, M. T. W MENTION THIS PA PER wkitim to MIMM. -SB# Liverpool has tbe largest local d*bt of any town in England. Hood's Cures Kn Abner o. Folwm Drake, Mich. After the Grip In Miserable Condition "I take this opportunity to speak my mind on the vlrtne of Hood's Sarsapartlla. I have found that the grip uses elderly people pretty severely. I am sixty-nine years o!d, and when the grip attacked me last winter I came very near dying. I was all broken down and Reduced to a Mere Skeleton. I could not fieem to gain »ny strength or get any medicine to help me. I was advised to try Hood's Sarsaparilla. One bottle cured me; built me up so that I do not feel any effects of the disease left. My eon is taking Hood's Sarsaparilla for liver and kidney troubles and is recovering very rapidly." A. C. Folsom, P.M.. Drake, Mich. Hood's Pills are purely vegetable, and do not purge, pain or gripe. Sold by all druesrista. Unjust Taxation. It la unjust to tax the stomach with bnrthena that it cannot bear. Many silly people thus tyrannize that faithful servitor until it rebela and punishes them as they deserve. Dys­ pepsia is usually the child of gastronomic folly, but whether this or the natural associ­ ate of Inherent feebleness from childhood, it is surely and pleasantly remediable with Hos- tetter's Stomach Bitters, the finest and most highly sanctioned gastric tonic in existence. As a result of tbe tone imparted to the stom­ ach, and tbe increased activity of its digestive and assimilative action, insured by tbe per­ sistent ose of this benign lnvlgorant. general stamina is augmented, the nerves ntrea^th- ene 1 and tranquilizer and a tendency to In­ somnia. and hypochondriasis defeated, ltiliou*- neee. ehiUs aud (ever, rbuma&isin and kidney troubles are oonqaered by this admirable medi­ cine. .lournaliatle Sympathy in the Orient. We notice with deep regret ihat some wicked wag in Hong Kong has played a very cruel practical joke upon the Yo­ kohama Box of Curios. Undercover of a two months' subscription he induced the unhappy editor to print a poem which grossly flattered the paper, but which was an inverse acrostic, so out­ rageously insulting and immoral as to be unlit for publication. This is the second time that the Box ha4 been made a butt for ridicule throughout the East, and we hope it is the last It will doubtless teach the editor a lesson. In the meantime we extend to Brother Thorn, the victim of the hoax, our deep­ est sympathies.--Hong Kong Telegraph. More than Money-Needed. At a confcrence of women workers at Bristol, England, some time since many instructive papers were read, and it was insisted upon over an 1 over again in the discussions that in work among the poor money is not eo much needed as sympathy and power to deal with difficulties. Doing good is not in its essence the hasty afid indiscriminating obliteration of what is painful to one's self in the poor, but the making the most of what one finds In them of char­ acter and capacity. One speaker said, speaking of those who work among the poor: "They should not form ideas for the people, but find theirs and seek to realize all that is best in them." Bow's ThlsT We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any case of Catanh that cannot be cured by Hall s Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props., Toledo, O. We. the undersigne 1, have known F. J. Che­ ney for tho last fifteen vears. and believe hiin perfectly honorable in all business transactions and financially able to carry out any obligations made by their Arm. West & Tiioax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. Wai.diko, Ktnnan & Majkvin, wholesale Drag. glstR, Toledo, O. Hall's Catarrh Cure U taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and muooua surfaces of tbe system. Price 75c per bottle. Sold by all Dxiggists. Testimonials free. % A Clownish Contrivance. During the reign of Elizabeth Eng­ lish dudes wore shoes three teet in length, the toe pointed and fastened ud to the garter with golden chains, to which little bells were attached. Or One Man 1,600,000 Vears. The excavated temples near Bombay, in India, would require the labor of 41),000 men for forty years to complete. Ancient Nineveh. Nineveh was fifteen miles by nine, the walls 106 feet high and thick enough for three chariots to drive abreast.. Two Stepping Stones to consumption are ailments « often deem trivial--a cold an4 a cough. Consumption thusac- quired is rightly termed sumption from neglect." Scott's EmulstoB r.ot only stops a cold but it is re­ markably successful where tbe cough has become deep seated. Scott's. Emulsion is the richest of fat-foods yet the easiest fat food to take. It arrests waste and builds UP healthy flesh. Prepared by 8oott A Bowas, B. Y. All < Employment. # If yoc have no employment, or are being poorly paid for the work you are doing, then write to B. F. .Tohn*on & Co., of Rich­ mond. Va.. and they will show you how to transform Miss-fortune into Madanie-fort- une. Try lb Ely's Cream Bain WULL CURE C A T A R R H ^s'rie«"fs» CwtsT^I Apply Balm into emis nostril. BLY BilOS. M Wama fit. N. I. relief serpimil Kinnnra motii i BATCVTC THOMAS P.SIMPSON,Washington^ An Arizona Curio. In the extreme eastern edge of Ari­ zona there is a great shallow salt lake in a bowl-like depression, the sink it­ self being some hundreds of feet deep and three miles across. The basin, all tba portion of it not taken up by the lake. Is dazzling white with millions upon millions of salt crystals. In the center of the lake rises what appears to be a cone-shaped volcanic peak. Should you take the trouble to ford the lake you will find a miniature lake in the middle of the peak clear as crystal. A Splendid OfTer. The National Portrait ^Society, 63 West 14th street. New York, offer great indu-e- mentj for poitralt painting. In tbe adver- tlatex eolutnn of this paper. IF you would civilize a man, begin with his grandmother.--Victor Hugo. FITS.--All Fits stopped free by Dr. Kline's G'ett Nerve liestoi er. No Fitn after first day's use. Mar* velouH cures. Treatise and (2.00 trial bottle free to Fit cases. Send to I)r. Kline, !i3l Arch St.. Phila. 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Any lady of enft~ nary Intelligence can easily and <«iek- ly learn to cut and make any rarmeBt* in any style, to any measure, far ladtaa^ men and children. Garments nms> teed to fit perfectly without tryieg oa. nana MOODY Je CO. C'lKCXHRAn. MENTION THIS PAPER TO ITHE LATEST SENSATION t World's l air Souvenir Playing Cards. *onsigtXM of s Deck of 5.1 Cards, viz.: Kmc. ym-en. Jack, aa* bpat Cards. >'H the fm-e OF CW/I Car A W !ithograftea,im- litren I-olor*. -tie of the -IS DIFFERENT Xmiomt, AMxste. an,I flatt HuiiUinO" »>' the » oriil'I f air, making the- most beautiful and uuique Keck of Playing Qtrda ever put ori the market-t lie best-Kelliujt novelty ye* produced. A»reuts wanted. Sample Dect, SO COB tow fiperialtv I'liOI'im <V> 1H1 s H*l»t"rt Chicavrt lu. Garfield Tea^- Cures Constipation, Keatores Complexion^Bavasl Bills Sample free. GAarau>T**C&,319W.mfcr Cures Sick Heada< MtNTlOV THIS PAPER wsmw «imM TO *»«•*] •1". Chlcsg<K 111. ItCiCntS MB READ NOISES Cirapr I f r B F k - v ' -- I•-C--• -- WlilspesW* geeeeeefcl wkea *11 Sold gAL»* plmicUii}. Thousand* cartd. S#nd O.VV.K SNYDER, M. McViokor'ta Tbeate Frees lb* mectfcu Harm treatment (by i N P. Haooi. 83S BNnur. J* X Wife* for took of proofs MLNTION THIS PAPER «us.v wamN<3 | Morphine Habit Co: lOR.J.STEPHENS?Lebaao*.< fln||IUMorpliinc Habit € $75.00 to $250.00; can l*> _ -- iuouttibr*e*te. B. F. JOHNSON 4 CO.. Kiefcmaud. Va. FREE PQKmm • . Fend us at onctja photoarraph or tintrno of « --- - JS at once a photograph or tintyj dead, una will make from J^an plete, ABSOLI TEIV I'KKK >hotogfrapn or tintype of yourself or an v uu-'ruf o?* of v our fkztii portraits to^tht-r. with j bfe OF C HAKt«Ke 1 his offer is made in orth-r to introduce» family, tlvtef frmm» -. - , --.-- -- -"MV * b? ju uiuvi n.* ^iuwufi1 our fxfeyfswfcft' and frames in your vicinity, for one of our flne portraits* pku*d in vour home will do more soadtfcMi any other advertisement. This offer is made IN GOOD FAITH and we will forfeit ON K HI NDKIfe dollars to anyone sending us a photograph ami not securing his portrait and frame FR KE ws per tMi offer. We cniarante«> the return of your photo, so have no fear of losing it. Adtlrtss all voar Imm National Portrait Society. U3 and d5 W. 14th ritreet. Sew Y, rk N". Y. RfiVrences: AUteeakaae* Express Cos. in Sew York and Brooklyn. Pat >Uui- mime NMD address back I o ft rr*r> ca» make ti to J5 a day at their h(IUIU3 hoin.-n For particulars wnd 3-ceut AMs. y • - • stamp to FRANCES Wit LIJ . Marshall. Mich Piso'a Remedy Ibt Otarrh is the Best. Fastest to t'se. £nd Cheapest. CATAR R M Sold by druggists or tent by mail. n KT.amUn,V>m« .|ft MIIITS. Examination aad as to E ention. for InventstV uui<ie,<jf,Ro a Patent. I'Araicti O'KattKtix. W K'*m In wrltiM t» Advertlaen. wlei o mention this paper. Aa%ei r«PWM i

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