DIRECTORY | #rif-' BUSINESS CARDS. F . - C . R O S S , D . £ > . S . Over 0 WE N & &&A PE L L ' 8 M c He n r y I i n o i « liee hourm t % to 12^lio 5 KNIGHT A BROWN. *> ATTORNEYS AT LAW. ^Washington ,,-f A street, Chicago, III. i 'i'.V, C. P. BARNES. A TTORjfEY, solicitor, aud Counselor. Col- **• lections a specialty. Damage Suits, etc. Office at Woodstock, in. DAVID G. WELLS, M. D. f §*HY8ICIAN, SURGEON AND OCULIST. '*• Office aud residence in J us ten's Block, over the Piaindealer office, McHenry. Tele phone No. 2. O. H. FEGERS, M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, McHenry, HI. Office at Residence. 1 " DR. A. E. AM RINGER. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, Office in the " * old Post Office building, one door east of ; J. Miller's store, West Mcllenry, 111. Resi dence, house formerly occupied by Dr. Os borne. All professional calls promptly at tended to. STRAYER & STRAYER, A TTORNEYS AT LAW. Practice in all the courts of the state. Col loctious_given personal attention. Suite 210 Real Estate Board building. 59 Dearborn St. ,,?v H CHICAGO, ILL. •-- ;-- T. SMILEY, ) • A TTORNEY, Counselor, Solicitor and No- /'•*•*• tary Public. Will give prompt and im mediate attention to all business Intrusted to Ms cave. * Office in Hov's Block, -- Woodstock, II H. c. MEAD, Jtwtieebf the Peace and General In- " iurance Agent, including Accident ; and Life Insurance. WBST MCHBNBT, - - IU. N' A. M. CHURCH, Watchmaker and Jeweler No. 120 State street, Chicago. Special attention given to repairing Fine Watches and Chronometers. A full assortment of goods in his, line. Office, Kehdal Block, WOCDSTOOK, ILLINOIS BR. W. C. BESLEY SURGEON DENTIST Extracting a Specialty, with the administra tion of Nitrous Oxid Gas or Vitalized Air. Crown and Bridge Work t Specialty C. F. BOLEY, Proprietor of McHenry Brewery, McHENRY. ILL.: Always on Hand With --: the Bast Beer -- SOCIETIES. MASONIC. MCHBNBT LODGE, NO. 158, A. F.and A. M.-- Regular Communications the second and fourth Mondays in each month. GEO. H. HANLY, W. M. W. C. O. F. St. Patrick'# Court, No. 187, W. C. O. P., meet tfce First Saturday and Third Wednesday evenings of each month, at Forester Hall. MRS. MARY COBB, Chief Ranger. LORETTA WALSH. Secretary. M. W. A. Regular Meetings every Second and "Fourth Wednesday evenings of each month, at their Hail, in Stoffel's Block. C. C. COLBY, Consul. H. C. MBAD, Clerk. C. O. F. Meet First and Third Sundays of each month in Forester Hall. MATT WBBBR, Chief Ranger. JOHN NEISS, Secretary. JOHN H. MILLER, Financial Sec'y. Trustees: John Eoimer, f Anton Engeln Ben Lauer. C. O. F. St. Patrick Court No. 746, C. O. F. Meeting* held the Second and Fourth Monday evenings of each month in Forester Hall. J. M. Phalen, C. R. 6. E. Walsh, R. 8. CHURCHC3. ' UNI VERSALIST. Rer. J. Straub, D. D Pastoi T. J. Walsh President H. C. Mead Clerl* James B. Perry. Treasurei The Willing Workers (the ladies' organiza tion.) Mrs. John 1. Story President Mrs. L. H. Owen Vice President Mrs. C. C. Chapell Secretary Mrs. W. A. Crfsty .Treasurei Supt. of Sunday-School F. L. McOmbei Assistant . W. A. Oristj IW~ The Pastor's Chicago Telegraph Addrest- is Grand Crossing. Preaching Services at 10:30 A. H. and at 7:3f p. M. A cordial invitation to all. METHODIST EPISCOPAL. Rev. W. L. Whippie. Pastoi Preaching Sunday 10:30 A. M. Sunday- Pchool, 12 m. Dr. A. E. Auringer Superintendent Prayer Meeting. Wednesday, 7:30 P. M. Ladies' Aid Society meet each alternate week. Mrs. A. E. Auringer, President, Miss Cora Wilson, Secretary. tar-A Cordial invitation is extended to all. -Servi High M o'clock Begu' m. and St. Ji have si Mass , Mock THOLIC (GERMAN.) >eld on Sunday as follows Hock a. m. \espers at 3 FATHER KIBSCH, Pastor. CIv'S CATHOLIC. services at 9:30 o'clock a. rery third Sunday. . FATHER O'NBIL, Pastor. ATHOLIC (GERMAN.) olic Church, Johnsburg Sunday as follows: High a. m. and Vespers at 3 . FATHBB MJUUUVO. hutor PERSONAL HAPPENINGS. i Elgin Butter Market, On the Elgin board of trade Monday there were no offerings of bntter, al though buyers were present. The quo tation committee declared the market firm at 20 cents: The weekly output was 702.840 pounds. A Woman's Problem. When breakfast things are cleared awqjf D The same old problem's rising, **v For she again sits down to think Of something appetizing, The dinner she must soon prepare, Or give the cook directions. And great is the relief she feels When she has made selections. When dinner things are cleared away The problem that is upper Is just the same with one word changed-- " What can I get for supper?" She wants to give them something new. Ami long is meditation. Till choice is made, and then begins The work of preparation. When supper things are cleared away ' Again her mind is worried, <, For then she thinks of breakfast time, When meals are often hurried. She ponders o'er it long until The question is decided. Then hustles 'round till she makes sure That everything's provided. Three times each day, week in, week out, This problem she is meeting, And often she is sore perplexed In making plans for eating. For one likes this, and one likes that, And what is appetizing To some is by the others spurned As food that they're despising. That "woman's work is never done" Has often been disputed. But that she's worried-is a fact. And cannot be refuted. The worry over what to eat Is greatest of these questions, k Aud glad she'd be If someone else Would make the meal suggestions. --Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegtfikli. The Midway reproduced. " J. E. Mueller spent last Saturday in Chicago. Mr. J. Williams, of Chicago, was here Wednesday. Mrs. C. Hapkie, of Wauconda, was here Monday. Mr. Bert Harris, of Wauconda, spent Sunday in town. L. H. Owen and son, Edwin, spent Monday in Chicago. Misses Lizzie Thelen was here from Elgin to spend Sunday. Mrs. H. Mameu, of Wauconda, was the guest of friends here Tuesday. Miss Nellie Noonan is visiting at the residence of Fred Colby in Chicago. Mrs. J. Bickler and little son, of Chi cago, are visiting McHenry relatives. Mrs. Bell McDonnell, of Chicago, is the guest of Mrs. Jack Halpin this week. Mrs. Cathrina Wickie, of Fairfax, Iowa, was the guest of Geo. Meyers this week. Miss Gertie Zens, of Chicago, was the guest of her mother in this village over Sunday. , Mr. and Mrs. Anton Snyder, of Chica go, are the guests of McHenry relatives and friends. Frank Schreiner, of The Piaindealer staff, enjoyed a week's vacation with Elgin friends. Miss Mabel Granger is at home from a pleasant visit of ten days with Chicago relatives and friends. Miss Mina Robertson, of Barrington, 111., is the guest of her grandmother, Mrs. Dora Alexander. Adam Leitner and family, of Elgin, were the guests of Mr. and Mrs. Emil Schneider over Sunday. Miss Dora Besley returned home Mon day evening from a week's visit with relatvies in Waukegan. Miss Katie Schreiner, of Elgin, visited her parents in this village over Sunday and attended the picnic. Mr. and Mrs. John I. Story have re turned from a pleasant visit with friends in Chicago and Oak Park. Miss Mildred Hicks, of Palatine, was the, guest of her sister, Mrs. Walter C. Evanson, several days recently. Mrs. Frank Houtz returned to her borne in Chicago Tuesday evening after a pleasant visit with McHenry friends. Mr. and Mrs. Earl Mead, of Oak Park, have been visiting their many friends in and around McHenry for the past week. Albert Holly is now corporal of Co. G , third regiment, having received his ap pointment from Capt. W. C. Eickleberg- er last Monday evening. Mrs., Martha Hough and son, Ray mond , and Mrs. T. Mongovan and son, Francis, of Chicago, are visiting at Frank Ward's this week. Mrs. Anna Beckley and children, who have been the guests of Mr. and Mrs. John Ralston for some weeks, returned to their home in Riverside last Friday. Miss Julia Schoeiner returned to her home in Chicago, Tuesday afternoon, after having enjoyed a three week's visit with Mr. and Mrs. Nick Barbian. Miss Marion Pieroe, who has been en joying a very pleasant visit of several weeks with her aunt, Mrs. C. C. Colby, returned to her home in Chicago last Saturday morning. E. S. Wheeler received an invitation to attend the Old Home Week in the state of Maine from Aug. 6-13 inclusive. The invitation is signed by Governor Llewellyn Powers and the place of meet ing was Portland. The Midway reproduced. Albert J. Perry, of Chicago, is a gueet at the residence of James B. Perry. F. L. Carr, of Wanconda, was a busi ness visitor in McHenry last Friday. Miss Mamie Granger has returned from a plenisant visit with relatives in Chicago. Milton Granger, of Milwankee, is vis iting at the residence of his uncle, Hon. F. K. Granger. Mr. and Mrs. C. G. Chapell enjoyed an outing at Lake Geneva the latter part of last week. Mr. and Mrs. John W. Smith, of Chi cago, were guests of f . C. Going, and wife last Tuesday. Mr. and Mrs^ J. M. Preston, of Chica go, came out last Saturday and visited With friends until Monday. ' Dr. F. N. Jamison, one of the lwuling Republicans of the state, was the gue&t of Congressman Lorimer the first of this week. W. A. McAfferty, editor and publisher of The News, Lake Geneva, was in town today and made The Piaindealer a fra ternal call. ° N. A. Burnham, the genial editor of the Wauconda Leader, accompanied by his wife, was in town last Friday call ing on friends. Miss Lizzie Henderson returned to her home in Chicago last Tuesday after having enjoyed a very pleasant visit of several weeks with Dr. and Mrs. F. C. Ross. Joseph Bullus and A, M. Hunter, of Chicago are theguests of George H. Hanly. These gentlemen have named Mr. Hanly's elegant country home "The Oaks." • " , H. C. Mead was paying the editor a friendly call last Monday and in walking around the lawn found a blade of grass which measured eight feet and two inches. Miss Rosina Reynolds returned Sat urday from a month's visit with friends in Chicago and Oak Park. She was accompanied home by Mrs. W. B. Pierce, of Chicago, who will visit here three or four weeks. Rev. Father Kirsch leaves McHenry today for New York from which point he will sail for Europe. It is his inten tion to remain for a visit of several months with his parents, whom he has not seen since he assumed his duties as a priest. W. N. Wyckoff, proprietor of the Mc Henry laundry goes on Saturday to South Milwaukee to take charge of a laundry which he has leased at that place. He will still retain the laundry here, competent help being engaged to manage the work. , Milo Howe disposed of his stock of musical merchandise to N. A. Huemann and left last Wednesday for Marinette, Wis., where he has secured a lucrative position with the Vandenberg Music Co Milo has lots of friends, here who wish bim success in his new field of labor. The wolf in the fable put on sheep's clothing because if he traveled on his own reputation he couldn't accomplish his purpose, Counterfeiters of De- Witt's Witch Hazel Salve couldn't sell their worthless salves on their merits, so they put them in boxes and wrappers like DeWitt's. Look out for them. Take only DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. It cures piles and all skin diseases Julia A. Story. Grand Harvest. Hall. A fcrand Harvest Ball will be given a{i Stoffel's hall Tuesday evening, Aug. 28. Baernstein's full' orchestra includ ing drums, will furnish the music. This will be the finest ball ever given in this village and inquiries are already pouring in regarding arrangements. The following gentlemen have been selected as floor committee:...... W. McHenry, A C. Joslyn; McHenry, C. D. Schooninaker; Richmond, C. C. Stewart; Solon, W. Monear; Terra Cot- ta, Allen Starritt; Ring wood, Jas. Con way; Wauconda, A. Mullen; Grays Lake, Geo. Cleveland; Spring Grove, J. B. Cole. Dance tickets $1.00, pupper 85c per plate, spectators 25c a person, Horses and baggage cared for free of charge. SIMON STOFFEL, Proprietor. Chinese are dangerous enemies, for they are treacherous. Tnat's why all counterfeiters of DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve are dangerous. They look like DeWitt's, but instead of the all-healing witch hazel they all contain ingredients liable to irritate the skin and cause blood poisoning. For piles injuries and skin diseases use the original and gen uine DeWittB Witch Hazel Salve. Julia A. Story. ^ Ladies' Pistakee Club. The ladies Pistakee Club met at the pavillion, Wednesday, Aug. 15, at the usual hour, and notwithstanding the in clemency of the weather a large number of ladies were in attendance. The priz es were won by Mrs. Levy and Mrs. Urson. Adjourned to meet one we> k from date. O Bears A* Bignatus T O Z i The Kind You Have Always McVicker's Theatre. "Way Down East," the New England pastoral play which will open the sia- s m at McVicker's Theatre, Chicago, tells one of those simple, heraely stories of country life that goes straight to the heart. It is a story of "plain people" and shows with irrestable force the power of love to surmount obstacles and level castes. As presented at McVick er's the beauty of this idyl life is bhraght out in full. The play is given with the most magnificent scenic and light effects conceivable. The first act in particular is a wonderfully realistic representation of a rolling country. To the right and left and at the back as far as the eye can see there is a splendid panorama stretched out showing hills and rills and all the natural features of a country landscape. There are no wings, no borders to destroy the illus ion. Squire Bartlett's pretty home seems set down in the midst of a prosperous farm and the sheep, cows and horses graze in quiet content on the hills be yond the fence. The company which is to interpret this play, written by Lottie Blair Parker and elaborated and staged by Joseph R. Grismer, is one of the best ever brought together and does credit to Manager Wm. A. Brady's judgment It is the same organization which ended a phenominal run of seven months at the New York Academy of Music in May. Phoebe Davies is the heroine and Odell Williams plays Squire Bartlett. Among the other prominent members of the company are Charles B. Wells, Felix Haney, George Backus, Frank Bell, J. H. Davies, R. A. Hilliard, Sara Stevens, Mabel Strickland, Ella Hugh Wood, Caro Gordon Leigh, Jennie Mil lard and twenty others. Saturday night, when the theatre opens for the new season there will undoubtedly be a large audience to welcome the players and the play and to honor the return of the theatrical year. TO THE DEAF.--A rich lady, cured of her ieafness and noises in the head, by Dr. Nicholson's artificial ear drums, gave $10,000 to his institute, so that deaf people, unable to procure the ear drums, may have them free. Address No. 18,828. The Nicholson Institute, 780, Eighth Avenue, New York. tf. Fred BoHman Dead. Fred Rossman died at his home in this village Thursday evening, aged 41 years. He was driving a load of grain into town on Thursday and in some unknown manner fell from the wagon sustaining injuries from which he died a few hours later. Mr. Rossman was born in Ger many and came to this country some twenty-five years ago and has since re sided in or near McHenry. The wife, two sons, two brothers- and one sistes survive. Am Aaerlma Dlaaer Party, Here is Clement Scott's picture of an American dinner party: "You are no- sooner ushored into the reception room than jou feel at home> in half a second. Conversation is general and animated. Your hostess is genial, gracious and an artist In the difficult ceremony of In troduction. The room and the atmos phere beam with friendliness. Intro duced to your dinner companion, she Is determined that you and your partner shall be friends at once. You have not to make conversation. She makes it for you. If you know anything, she will drag It out of you in double quick time, and you have some difficulty in holding your own against her readi ness. wit and sly cynicism. She can discuss everything and knows some thing about all she discusses, but with out pedantry or affectation. She has the art of appearing to like you and be Interested in you whether she is or not This may be humbug, but it is delight ful humbug all the same. < "The elements of flirtation are never to be despised by man or woman of any age. This social art is generally ignored In England, and that is why American women are so supremely popular. And what is the consequence? You go home from a dinner party In England' tired and bored to death or wander off td your club to try to for get it all. You go home from an Amer ican dinner party exhilarated, a little proud of yourself and saying sincerely, 'It "has been a jolly and delightful even ing.' At least that is what I have felt whenever I have beert honored with an invitation in New York."--San Francis co Argonaut. In India the land of famine thousands die because they cannot obtain food In America, the land of plenty many suffer and die because they cannot di gest the food they eat. Kodol Dyspep sia Cure digests what you eat. It in stantly relieves and radically cures all stomach troubles. Julia A. Story. Cider Mill. The cidermill on the McHenry-Rich- mond road, near the Woodland cemetery, is now in operation. Bring in your apples now and avoid the rush. Bar rels can be furnished. Grapes will also be pressed. Lots of ten bushels or more will be pressed separately. ")-4t* NICK WINKLES & SON. Cuts and bruises are healed by Cham berlain's Pain Balm in about one third the time any other treatment would require because of its antiseptic quali ties which cause the parts to heal with out maturation. For sale by Julia A. Story. Long Before the Sues. A canal connected the Mediterranean with the Red sea existed as early as 600 y«ars before the Christian era. Its length was ninety-two miles. Intestinal infection, appendicitis and all affections of the bowels, liver and kidneys prevented by taking genuine Rocky Mountain Tea, made by Madison Medicine Co. Ask your druggist. An Elephant's Skin. The skin of elephant Charles, killed at the Crystal palace, London, weighed a ton--just one-fourth of ti e weight of the beast in lifa A lame shoulder is usually caused by rheumatism of the muscles, and may be cured by a few applications of Chamber lain's Pain Balm. Fo£ sale by Julia A. Story. Kleven Oornbindern. A. J. Raymond, of Volo, has sold so far this season eleven Osborne corn- binders to farmers in this neighborhoods You will never find any other pills so prompt and so pleasant as DeWitt's Little Early Risers. Julia A. Story. Want Column. XpOli SALE--Farm of 140 acres more or less, 5 miles northeast of McHenry at Pistakee Lake (Myers' Bay) over half a mile water front, also house and one and one half acres in Johnsburgh. For information apply to WM. J. MYkbs, 40-3m 212 Franklin St., Elgin, III. P JK liENT--The elegant large residence formerly occupied by Geo. W. Besley.Ap- ply to Geo. li. Hanly for terms, etc. "CV)li RENT--The Park Hotel, com, " furnished. Doing a good business. Hotel. " win be rented for one year or longer. Liberal ar rangements made with desirable people. Ap- >ly to Park Hotel, McHenry, 111., for particu- ars. tf. E--For horses and catt le for rent on reayftnable terms. Located two miles east of the iron bridge, on the Volo road, one Wilson farm. Good water. mile south of the d&H I*r*n lor J OH* TTMHW. Humanity In Tirkera, "There's a good deal of human nature In a turkejV' said a farmer. "The oth er day while I was settin In the barn door one of my turkeys come yerkin along and peekin right and left and finally spied a rag on the ground that every turkey had been travelin over for a week. Turkey picked It up and slatted it out. That minute every turkey in the yard started for him. He run. It evidently struck him all of a sudden that he had got hold of suthin that was mighty valuable. He run, and lie dodged, and he ducked, and he run some more. Every few minutes some one of them turkeys would get him by the wattles or else by the rag, and there would be a tug of war. And at last another turkey got the rag away, and then there was another chase. Guess them darn fool turkeys would have been runnin the fat off them selves the next day if 1 hadn't set the dog on 'em. "That's Just the way with a turkey. Let any other one in the flock get hold 'of suthin, and every one of the blamed fools will start for him or her and run till they fairly drop. "And, as I have said, there Is a gobd deal of human nature right there."-- Lewiston Journal. A Dinner of Mule mnd Axle Qrean. The following is an Incident of the siege of Ladysmith narrated by Sir William MacCormac: "An officer re lated an incident which will serve to illustrate the lengths to which things had gone as regards food. A shell fell into the mule lines one afternoon, kill ing one mule. In spite of other shells following the first one in rapid succes sion, so as to make occupation of the spot very dangerous, the men in the vicinity made a rush at the mule like so many ravenous creatures, cutting off the flesh with their clasp knives in great chunks. They then in safer quar ters built flres, toasted the meat and swallowed it at once. To make them more palatable the men fried their bis cuits In the axle grease provided for the carts. The want of fatty foods and vegetables was greatly felt. In spite of all their hardships nobody ever thought of giving in. The general in quired as to how many horses in the camp could carry their riders six miles, In view of a sortie being made, and the answer came back that only 12 horses in the whole camp could do it"--Lon don Lancet. Jut What He Needed. An Invalid called on a physician for advice. The doctor wrote out a pre scription, charging the patient 2 guin eas for It Some time afterward they met in the street. "Well," said the doctor, "you are looking 100 per cent better! That medi cine, though a little expensive, was just what you needed." "Doctor," replied the patient, "after I had paid you the 2 guineas for the prescription, I couldn't afford to have It made up, so I didn't take & single dose!"--London Answers. The Bnvllah War. Fights are a recognized part of the school education among the boys In England. In America when boys fight It is because they are angry with each other; in England they fight because they are anxious to find out which is the better man physically. They may have no quarrel or ill feeling, but if their friends cannot agree as to their respective prowess the ultimate result is pretty apt to be a "mill."--Self Cul ture. . Wot a. Warm Garment. "I can't find1 words," exclaimed "the moral man, "to express my disgust for the man who uses his religion as a cloak. He's everything that's bad." 'He certainly is foolish, to say the least," remarked the practical man, for religion such as his is necessarily to flimsy he's liable to catch cold in It" --Philadelphia Press. Cheek to Frivolity. The Chinese minister says the cos tumes worn by American women strike him as being In some respects ridicu lous," said Mrs. Blykins. "Yes," answered Mr. Blykins.- "That's owing to his point of view. 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