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jonntry, and \vit,h the addition of that of •^'Strhe Chicago Times-Herald it is easily '/* % «e«n that The Chicago Record-Herald is "fc^ery far in advance of any other two- 0aot paper in point of circulation, not to . 'V ;mention the extensiveoombination news facilities which have made this great % ' ^ ̂ ; metropolitan daily premier among the 1 .v * newspapers of America. The facts con- 1/ cerning newspaper circulation can be looked jlip in any reliable newspaper v_ ' r •>$ •.? • Astounding Disc®v«*^$Sf| $§?? From Coopers ville, Mich., corner r < /'t'word of a wonderful discovery of a * ^:£>leasant tasting liquid that when used ,vf\ * " "Ibefore retiring by anyone troubled with ",' n bad cough always ensures a good vr;~-^night's rest. "It will soon cure the &•$•••«•>. s 1 .. ?vJ«ongh too, " writes Mrs. S. Himelburg- u- *er, "for three generations of our family „"i> ^liave nsetl Dr. King's New Discovery .£ W • ,*°r Consumption and nev^r found its jequal for Coughs and Golds." It's an onrivaled life-saver when used for des* jperate lung diseases. Guaranteed bot­ tles 50c and $1.00 at Julia A- Story's. K^...v A-./- Trial bottles free. mm With President Roosevelt "In the Open/' A delightfully personal article, show­ ing the new president as he> rides and hunts and camps, will soon appear in The Ladies' Home Journal. The writer of the article has known him intimately, traveled thousands of miles with him, and seen him under conditions of the most varying nature. He will tell how the President fells trees on his own place, and splits wood; how he is train­ ing his children to love riding, swim­ ming and walking, and living outdoors. It will be a close view of the Chief Exe­ cutive in the life he most enjoys. "Some years . *go while at Martins- burgh. W. Va,, I was taken with cholera morbus, which was followed by diarrhoea. The doctor's medicine did me no good. I was advised to get a bottle of Chamberlain'8 Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy, which I did, and it enred me sound and well. G. A. Morris, Embreeville, Pa. Sold by Julia A. Story and G. W. Besiey. \ ifld Winter Suits :V y-v.V\;r--:; «1 r-^ f . All going at cost. I bought to many and have con­ cluded to offer every Coat in stock at actual cost. 25 Coafeft-,. ^ v? *7S^' 2 . 0 0 . ; i . s < * Hi. 00* « • s 4 v* .rW .80 ' Sow is the time to buy a good Duck Goat cheap. iuj S. 5. CHAPELI&Sjg , if 7/ - & v m >*• • ^ Itrlktac « IJtkt With » Pay'im. The Inhabitants of the countries bor­ dering on India have their own meth­ ods of making Are. A Burmese mes­ senger recently brought a note to an English official, and the latter observed something resembling a boy's popgun hanging by the messenger's side. Cu­ riosity prompted him to ask the native what it was, and he was surprised to find that it was a machine for making fire. The native exhibited the apparatus and explained the working, concluding with a practical demonstration. It was a tube, closed at one end and fitted with a piston. At the end of the piston was a groove or cavity, smeared with wax, which was used for making thread or Inflammable material adhere to It. The tinder, to keep the old name, is pressed on the wax when a light is required and Is not kept there always. Placing the wisp of cotton on the -wax, the native inserted the tightly fitting piston In the tube, then forced It along the latter by giving It a sharp blow. On withdrawing the piston the cotton was found to be alight, having been ignited by the concussion with the compressed aiy.--Pearson's-ffee CATHOLIC SERVICES. To the people uct-uiug an dwrtmt or a WinteX .--uu the question amturally arises, WHERE,SHALL I BrY? You want the best for your money, and you must de- cltte where to buy. We have but one request to make, look through our large stock, It ma> heh) you make up your mint)..where to buy. Our line Kersey, Beavers and Vicuna ritess Overcoats, as well ps our lrlsh Friese Ulsters are well tailored, are bought for spot cash and are backed with a guarantee, our stock was aever so large We will not be under sold, quality considered. Foot-wear ot all kinds, Felt Boots, Leather Boots and Rubber Boots, Underwear to fit every Man, Woman and Child, Gloves and Mittens, Hats and Caps, Duck Coats, Fur Coats, Horse Blankets, Lap Robes, Etc. Pure Groceries', Flour, Buck Wheat, Graham and Corn Meal. Yours for Fall Trade, > - JOHN J. MILLER 1 * West McHenry, llinois. MHKHHNKKKMM WOOOOOOOOOOOOCff{H>OOOC vember M •4... p'f&H best granulated Sugar, ood roasted Coffee... .j good Soap Wean PeaA ^ 3 " " Apples... 1 qt. bottle Ammonia 1 gal. can pure Sugar Syrup....... Magic and Yeast Foam .«*. 3 qts. extra fancy Cranberries*......... 1 doz. " " Oranges .i 8 lbs. " " Nectarines.. 25 Vuderwear to fit all ages and sizes from. ..10 Men's Duck Coats from 75 " Wen's heavy wool Pants from ..$1.50 $ b o e B a r g a i n s ! oes avei --.50 cfet ....10 " 35 " 10 " . . . . 1 0 " ..10 " ..35 " ..03 " .M " . .35 " Guliot, Thiers and Blcmarclg.- ' 'One day I was Invited to d loner Witt' the Count of Enzenberg at the resi­ dence of Prince von Bismarck In Ber­ lin. The count, a former charge d'af­ faires in Paris, was a great collector of autographs. After -a repast the count exhibited a sheet of paper on which Guizot and Thiers had affixed their signatures. "It Is very interest­ ing," said Prince von Bismarck. "Al­ low me to show this to my wife." (She Was sick in bed at fjmt time.) In a few: minutes the chancellor returned, and, returning the sheet of paper to the diplomat from Wurttemberg, he added,' "I hope that I did not spoil it by writing something on it." Here follows what was written on the paper: My long life has taught me that it Is neoesaary to forgive • good deal and forget nothing. ODISOT. A little forgetfulneaa dow not (Hwliriih the sin­ cerity of forgiveness. TBrus. My own life has taught me that I have a great deal to forget and a great deal br which to lw forgiven. - " T. perlln Frele Press. to 35, each 75 " 00 " We have the finest line of Shoeff ever shown in the county, all eizee and widths in new up-to-date lasts. All. broken lots and odds and ends in the Shoe Department . 4ill be sold regardless of cost or former price. Come early and secure the bargains. BALL BAND FELT BOOTS AND OVERS. Ladies' Wrappers and Dres&ing Sacks. Yours Truly, i Is u rancc. ^ puds Delivered Long distance 'ptoooe No, =rti M. J. WALSH. ?s- iv LADIES WARfl LINED SH0E5 95c to $1.25. M. The Whole Family can fill their shoe wants here. I?ke the ^°Y8 anc* S'1"'8 R. & H. SHOE Mothers like the way they wear. Crown-up folks, too. find many styles andjjrices Jo choose from. \ The Rexcalf Shoe at $2.00. The Erica Shoe at S2.50. Both the best of their class. Clad to show them. -.H • -fid • • - . • • ; I-,elts and Rubbers, the best in the trade. Two very special items are here for you worthy of inspection. Two Jots ladies' Handkerchiefs 5c fo ioc Piwj. ikU-wiaoi Dress Flannels, 37 in. wide, in dainty and staple shades, at • £'-V4 '%"*%" ~ ^everybody ' fdr shirt waists. These are quick com #t onoe. r : . 'Q/ ^ Th^jgrocery traffic is ^uite act­ ive--every good thing is herd. Bjlant Jvdye Morvto. On one occasion, In trying an tlon case, Lord Morris, once chief Jus­ tice of Ireland, addressed the jury as follows: "I am compelled to direct yon to find a verdict of guilty in this case, but you will easily see that 1 think it Is a trifling thing, which I regard as quite unfit to occupy my time. It is more valuable than yours. At any rate, it is much better paid for. Find, there­ fore, the prisoner guilty of abduction, which rests, mind ye, on four points-- the father was not averse, the mother was not opposed, the girl was willing and the boy was convaynient." The Jury found the prisoner guilty, and the judge sentenced him to remain in the dock till the rising of the court. Hardly had he delivered sentence than, turning to the sheriff, Lord Morris said: "Let us go," and, looking at the prisoner, he called across the court, Marry the girl at once, sod God bless you both." • .' " • i- How H Iff It Blrda Fly. A Strassburg aeronaut says he has Seen an eagle at the height of 8,000 yards, and again a pair of storks and a buzzard 600 yards above the sea leveL On March 10, 1890, some aeronauts observed a lark flying at a height of 1,000 yards. On July 18, 1899, another balloon met a couple ot crows at an altitude of 1,400 yards.. These, how­ ever, are exceptions. Birds are hardly ever seen above a height of 1,000 yards; even above 400 yards they are not fre­ quent . m A Rello «f Peter tka flwuf Tlie cottage where Peter the dwelt when he was learning the trade of shipbuilding in Zaarndnm, Holland, still exists, though somewhat dilapldat ed. It contains the rude furniture which the great Peter used--a bed stead, table and two chairs. It Is in cased in a building erected for the pur­ pose, and over the mantel is * tablet erected by Alexander of Russia In 1814. Pacing; it Natural Gait. The pacing habit is common among animals, says a writer in Scribner's Magazine. Many animals pace--cattle, for instance; and, among dogs, setters I believe pacing to be a rather more natural gait than trotting. Trotting, as It exists in our fast horses, Is scarce­ ly a natural gait, but is rather tin if> suit of breeding and education. Mortem Surgery Surpaiwd "While suffering from a bad case of idles I consulted a physician who ad­ vised me to try a box of DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve," says G. F. Carter, Atlanta, Ga. "I procured a box and was entirely cured. DeWitt's Witch Hazel salve is a splendid cure for pftes, giving relief instantly, and I heartly recommend it to all sufferers." Surgery is unnecessary to cure piles. DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve will cure any case. Outs, burns, bruises and all other wounds are also quickly cured by it. -feits. . Th« Manner, ef A ft listing at AKace ao4 •«»" pen. LOW IIASA Aooording to<the Rubrics of the Mis­ sal, all assisting at Low Mass should kneel during the whole service, except at the Gospel. Custom, however has modified the law as follows: 1. When the celebrant enters the sanctuary, all shall rise They remain standing until the priest descends from the altar to begin mass, when all shall kneel. 2. They remain kneeling until the Gospel. As the altar boy ascends to place the Missel on the left side of tffie altar, all shall rise and remain standing during the Gospel (and during the "Credo," should it be said,) until the oelebrant says "Dominns Vobiscum." 8. While the priest is making the an­ nouncements, or preaching, the people should be seated. If the Gobpel is read to the congregation, they should stand. 4 Should the "Credo" be said, the congregation genufleots with o the. priest at the words "et inc&raatosesk * * * et homo factus est." ;-V J 5. After ' 'Dominns Vobiscnoa" all sit down and continue eo till the Sanctus, when they shall reverently kneel. Thus remain during the priest's communion and also during the cc nmnnion of the faithful, should there b? any to receive. 6. When the priest rtceives the first ablution, all may sit down. 7. They kneel again, however, as soon as he goes to the boo\. 8. After the blessing, all ris6 and stand during the last Goepol, genuflect­ ing at "Et Verbum cara factum est." 9. When the priest descends from the altar, they kneel and recite with him the prayer after mass. 10. Not until the priest uw retired from the sanctuary shonld any peYBon leave the church or his place therein. I HIGH MASS. 11. On the entrance of the oelebrant all rise. 12. The congregation kneel when the priest intones the "Asperges me," and stand ^rhen he sprinkles them with holy water, and remain standing until the prayer is sung. They may sit down ariiile the priest is vesting. 13. As the priest descends from the altar to begin mass tlu.-y kneel. 14. At the intonation of the "Gloria" all stand, and as the oelebrant takes his seat, all sit down. 15. When he reascends to the altar, all rise and stand during the singing of the prayers. (It is customary to kneel during the singing of the prayer-for the departed, in masses of Requiem.) 16. When he begins to read the Epistle all sit down, and rise as the altar boy ascends with the Missal to the Gos­ pel side. 17. Should then be a sermon they kneel during the "Veni Creator," and stand while the preacher reads the Gos pel 18. When the celebrant leaves his seat to intone the "Credo," all rise and remain standing while he recites it, genuflecting at "et incarnatus est," and sitting down when the celebrant is seated. 19. During the singing of "et incar­ natus est * • * et homo factns est all kneel, and at the close re-seat them­ selves. A different custom exists in many well regulated churches. 20. As the priest again ascendB the altar, alt rise and sit down again after he has sung "Oremus. 21. When he sings "per omnia seacula steculorum," at the Preface, all rise and stand nntil the sanctus, when they kneel and remain kneeling till after the com­ munion of both priest and people, and then sit down during the purification and covering of the chalice. 22. When the celebrant goes to the book, all stand. They stand during prayers, kneel for blessing, and during the last Gospel, at the end of which they kneel and remain so till the cele brant has left the sanctuary. ̂ f f VESPERS. ' * 23. All should stand wh&rtt#ee!e- brant enters the sanctuary and remain standing until he has arrived at the altar. 2H. All Bhould kneel while the cele­ brant is saying the first prayer at the foot of the alter; they rise when he rises to go to his seat, anu remain standing until the celebrant sits down after inton­ ing the "Deus in adjntorium." 27. At the "Gloria Patri" at the end of each psalm all shonld bow the head, but not stand up. 28. During the singing of the chap- %t at the end of the psalms all should stand up and remain standing until the celebrant is seated. If the celebrant should kneel during the singing of any hymn, the people should kneel also. 29. During the singing Qf the Magni­ ficat and prayer, the people should stand, making the sign of the cross at the beginning of the Magnificat. SO. When the celebrant kneels at the altar before the exposition of the Blessed Sacrament, all should kneel and remain so until the Blessed Sacrament is put into the tabernacle at the end of the It Jarred Htm. ^Pleasant offices you have here," said a policy holder who visited a life insur­ ance office lh the Postal Telegraph building in New York to pay his pre­ mium. The windows overlook the City Hall park and the Nathan Hale statue. "Yes," replied the insurance man, "but the Inscription on that Hale stat­ ue, patriotic and inspiring though It Is, strikes a discordant note in the soul of on^~Who is underwriting risks on men's lives. Look at it--'My only regret is that I have but one life to give in defense of my country.' "--New York Times. ' D&allnff Tn Pwtwrea. Mr. Newed--I have an option on that Blank avenue house. How would you like it for our home, my dear? Mrs. Newed--Oh, it's a prfetty place, but you know it Is said to be haunted. Mamma says she wouldn't set her foot inside the door for any amount of money. Mr. Newed--That settles It. I'll elose the deal for it the first thing in. the OOrnLQft^T^hlcago News. :T a**' AraV Haste. ' "Arab music has been described as the singing of a prima donna who has rup­ tured her voioe in trying to sing a duet with herself. Each note starts from somewhere between a sharp and a fiat, but does not stop even there and splits up Into four or more portions, of which no person can be expected to catch more than one at a time. ; ^ - V-r,-. To Save TlipSi i.-i&yifcfc' • Visitor--No, I won't come In. Could I see Mr. Jones for two minutes? Servant--What name shall Oi say, sorr? Visitor--Professor Vondersplinkentoo- tlehoimer. Servant-Och, sure ye'd better step In and bring it wid ye, sorr!--Punch. 'Vv- - ~ ' ' %•".*L H©t KeoeiMrr, *When j*ou are at a loss for agita­ ble word, do> you ever apply to your wife?" "No," replied the writer; "I don't have to. Her entire vocabulary Is coming my way most of the time."-- Chicago Post JA8. H. FARRELL, A PROMINENT CHICAGO MAN. AIM) th« Oldest Member of the .Illinois -;,VJ£««JM of Representatives v.-; V-'i a Recommendation. " •;S Beware of counterfeits. Julia A, . j AiulrLL W. Bmlfiv. r*^< - ..fi. * .tallies H. Farrell, of Chicago, ts 6ne of the best known figures in the Demo­ cratic politics of that city. For years he has been Marshal of the famous Cook County Democracy Marching Club, which has participated in Demo­ cratic campaigns in half the states of the union, and which went to .New York especially to assist in the eleotion of Mayor Van Wyck. Capt. Farrell is the oldest member of the Illinois House of Representatives in point of service, having been a mem­ ber continuously since 1887. His con­ stituents h»ve elected him eight times. He has been a leader in that body from the beginning of bis career and is one of the best known figures in Illinois politics. Capt Farrell is 09 years of age and on^ of the best preserved men for his years in the Illinois Legislature, despite his arderous and constant duties in that body. Mr. Farrell is engaged in the real estate business in Chicago. Under date of March 14, 1901, he writes as follows: Springfield, 111. Pepsin Syrnp Co., Monticello, 111. Manufacturers Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin. * Gentlemen: I have found after a thorough trial that your Syrnp Pepsin is a most excellent and successful rem edy for Dyspepsia, Biliousness and Sick Headache. It is most effective and pleasing in all cases of this nature, and it is veith ,^l9asure I recommend it to otheriv j Bespectfuiiy yours, Ja8. H. Farrell; Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin and Herb Laxative Compound is guaranteed to cure all forms of stomach trouble, biliousness, sick headache, indigestion and constipation. Not an irritant but a corrective. Sold in 50c and f 1 bottles by Julia A. Story and G. W. Besiey. If You Arc Going to California Apply to agents Chicago & North-West­ ern R*y, about the through Tourist ^Sleeping Car service to Los Angeles and San Francisco. Round trip tourist ticket* on sale dally. : tkw. 81. To the l'ab))*. Allow me to say a few words in praise of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. * I can recommend it with the utmost con­ fidence. It has done good work for me and will do the same for others. I had a very severe cough and cold and feared I would get pneumonia, but after tak­ ing the second dose of this medicine I felt better, three bottles of it cured my cold and the pains in my chest disap­ peared entirely. I am most respectful­ ly yours for health, Ralph S. Meyers, 64--Thirty-seventh St., Wheeling. W. Va. For sale by Julia A. Story Mid G. i: •' • ' '/ -"'V / \,*V : - • 1 v J* • Here we hav< a' '• * '""V -- :• •' ' What you have been looking forf Blue Flame Oil-Gas Generator For Cooking and Heating StoVes, or any other pur* - pose where fuel is used. NATURAL OAS IN YOu£ OWN HOriE, made from Kerosene Oil, ai a cost of '^v^eent per iv • ** *-v M ' * AW"*4» •. "i*' "0 ,v ;> With the use of this generator you get rid of all the' smokc^i; ashes and dirt caUsed by the use of coal or wood. Wall8, carpets, : . furniture, clothing, cooking utensils are kept much cleaner, as nO . smoke comes from a blue flame. You can broil steak or toast ^ bread directly in the flame and no trace will be left to tell what v kind of fire it was broiled or toasted on. You can take a bright new pan and place it over the flame and let it remain as long as you please, and when removed it will be as clean as when placedk tliere. No wicks, No smoke, No soot, No ashes and nothing but Economy, Cleanliness and Ease. Having secured the agency foe ^ the Blue Flame Oil-Gas Generator, I cordially extend an in vita*.-" tion to everyone to call and see one of these Burners in operation in a common cook stove, and see for yourself that its just what . y o u w a n t . T H E Y M A Y B E P U T I N A $ Y W S J HAVE FOR COOKING OR HEATING. ;-"j' . .at. Hardware. Plumbing a Specialty GEO. S0MMERS 1 it i A iwJ'Jid (oal tee burner <> o i ' f it <> <> i> • • < > < > < > < > < > '*4?- 2^ j"."; ' Joj." '*£• ' It's cheap isn't it, so cheap that you woulct." want to look it over very carefully befor^ - ' m&;%: buying. Well I cant sell you one as cheap ~ ^ ^ , as that, but I can sell you anything in thf;>:J Stove line for what it is worth, |knd am pf^r^'4 V ticularly anxious to do so. .C; Hesitate about buying your Stove until you can see what I have to offer. You can-- 5^' select from the following lines: Peninsular,^ . i ^ Acorn, Andes, Elmhurst and Riverside, and I ^ will warrant any Stove purchased, deliver // and set it up. My prices are right and w^' 7 i-v ttre* always.ut' home for calleii^- I have a nice line of Oil Cloth, Rugs and everything needed to I3, Li flcOMBER • o o o 4k <> i t . < • o o 4> O o 4 • 4 y <• o o o 41 4> • O 4$,- 4 4 tb ^ ^ We«t Side Hardware. i in iti iAi 1*1*1 iti "'!*» A .*i*. A .*t*. An At A .4*. A .4*. ."t*. .'K .*t~. .*t*» A A •x» ^ 1^1 ^ IJ,i 111 111 111 111 II! Ill IAI ',p ANT m HEAD YOU ALL CASES OF DEAFNESS OR < HARD HEARING ' ARE NOW CURABLE . JIST »«Winvention. Only those born deaf are incuraUM?I ' HEAD NOISES CEASE IMMEDIATELY P. A. WKRMAN, Of BALTiMORC, SAYS I •&c3 * AlV '•r BALTIMORE, Md., March 3«, loot. i glTC JTOtt. i Ceniltmen : -- Being entirely cared of deafness, thank* to your treatment, 1 wiU now a full_bi*tory of my case, to be used at your discretion. * About five rears ago my right ear began to «nr, and this Wt>t on grttinff wm*. until I my bearing in Oils car entirely. * *' 1 K I uuderwenC a treatment lor catarrh, for three months, without any success, consulted a numr,A .'i btr of phy«ician«, among others, the most eminent ear specialist of this city, who told me thafc'^rP^" only an operation could help me, and even that only temporarily, that the head noises woul<V vfcy. then ccase, but the hearing in the aflectcd ear would be lost forever. I then saw your advertisement accidentally in a New York paper, and ordered your treat* went. After T had used it only a few days according to your directions, the noises ceased, an<l to-day. after five ivceks, my hearinj; in the diseased ear has been entirely restored. I thank you( lieariily and beg to remain Very truly yours, P. A. WERMAN, 730 S. Broadway, Baltiotore. Md. Our treatment does not interfere with your usual occupation* "•Si-Sfe"4 YOU CAN CUBE YOURSELF AT HOME IMTgRMATifliiAi AiiDAi Mmfe Roaiimittitt ftHtfUt III