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,4, - 1 8H0WING THE WAY. Sfost of our readers know al! about the aches and pains of a bad back, very lew people are free from sick kidneys, as the kidneys^ are the most over-worked organs ot the body and "jo wrong" at times no matter how Well the general health may be. The trouble is so few understand the In­ dications of kidney trouble. Yeu are nervous, tired out and weary, have stitches, twinges and twitches of backache pains, but lay it to other causee; finally the rinoyance and suffering attendant with urinary dis­ orders, retention of the urine, too fre­ quent urination makes you realize the seriousness of it. At any stage you should take a remedy that will not only relieve but cure you. Read the following and proflt by the lesson It teaches: C. J. McMurray, a resident of Free- port, HI., address 47 Iroquois St, says: "I have greater faith in Doan's Kidney Pills to-day than I had In the fall of 1897, when I first took that remedy and it cured ibe of an acute pain across the back and imperfect action of the kidneys. Since I made • public statement of these facts and recommended Doan's Kidney Pills to my friends and acquaintances, thor­ oughly believing as 1 did both from observation and experience that thoy would do just as they were represent­ ed to do. I am still pleased to re- indorse my statement given to the public shortly after 1 first began to we the remedy." , A FREE TRIAL of this great Kid­ ney medicine, which cured Mr. Mc­ Murray, will be mailed on application to any part of the United States. Ad­ dress Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. For sale by all druggists, price 60 cents per box. Chance for Experiment. ' A new philosopher on diet teaches that all food should be chewed until It ceases to have any taste, and the re­ mainder rejected. An opening experi­ ment with &n onion would be interest­ ing.--St Louis Globe-Democrat Da Tour Feet Ache and Bora? Shake into your shoes, Allen's Foot- Ease, a powder for the feet. It makes tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures Corns, Bunions, Swollen, Hot and Sweating1 Feet. At all Druggists and fihcx: Stores, 25c. Sample sent FREE*. Address Allen S. Olmsted, LeRoy, N. Y. British Fisheries. Stttween 1,400 and 1,500 British owned steam trawlers are now engag­ ed in fishing. No such thins; as "summer romplalnt" where Dr Fowler's Extract of Wild straw­ berry is kept tiandy. Nature's remedy for looseness of the bowels. Every man has a gift of some kind, but the trouble with most gifts is that they have no market value. Nothing half so floe as Mrs. Austin's Paaoaks flour. Ask your grocer for it. ,The horse you get a "sdre tip" on is sure, perhaps, but slow. .AME BACK 31 rout Our lOOO-i We will send YEARS AGO \to began our preient busi­ ness of selling general mer­ chandise at wholesale prices direct to the consumer--two milliono of people ordered goods from us last year, sav­ ing from 15 to 40 per cent. Your neighbors trade with ua --why not " " • 1000-p age catalogue tells the story. It upon receipt of 14 cents. CHICAGO The house that tells the truth. WET WHICH COMfOBT There ia no satisfaction keener than being dry and comfortable when out in the hardest storm. YOUAftc SURE OF Tffl5 IP YOU WE All fCfWOfc WATERPROOF >ILED CLOTHINi MADE IN MACK OR YELLOW BACKED BY OUR GUABANTt .TOWER CO.BOSTOH.MAS5 A3K YOUR DEALER. If he will not auM(y you eof flttrnwnt* end htlt tor PUT free catalogue < The Woman toith a Beautiful Complexion la the woman whose cheeks portray the flow of health. The sedentary life of most women makes it aba»> lately necessary for them to sssM nature In keeping the functions oC digestion in a healthy conditio*. That's why Dr. Caldwell's (Laxativt) Syrup Pepsin Is so popular with the women of America. It Is a gentle corrective laxative, stimulating the liver and kidneys to healthy action--hence BO headaches, no constipation, no WM- Tousnesa:instead--the glow of health. ALL DRUGGISTS SOe mnd $t.oo Bottle* Bent Fret: Sample bottle and an intenattac book, "The Story of a Traveling Man." Pepsin Syrup Company Montlcello, Illinois Syrup. In tiina SoM b* d CONSUMPTION Philosophical Observations By BYRON WILLIAMS The October'real of varicolor is upon the valley, set by t. . hand ot the frost king. The haze, the quiet, the miscellaneous tints are omnipresent. The rustling leaf, the purpled sky at sunset, the crispness of the air, the ribboned scarlet of the leaves clinging upon the dark treetrunks--all tell the story-- each bespeaks in silent language that he who runs may read. Yet he is an iconoclast who hastens past the signs of now, a rude, corn-fed, unpolished fellow failing to read the beauty of the day, with deliberation. God's greatest lesson of fulfillment is too impressive to be trivially disregarded. The wind is hollow and at night chill, starting the grates as centerpieces about which love and affection group themselves in the mansions and the cottages where home is. All tend to happiness, teaching the heart in the autumn of life there is a ripe and peaceful glory, surcease from the heat of activity, the worrying strenuous time of existence. In the woods the oaks are mocking Fate as the strong men defy the Inevitable. Their leaves will fall at last, tough and sear, but fall they will even as men do who long defy the end of earthly man. The belated bee finds little nectar in the dying flowers, but like the last fleeting joys ef earth, the sweet is honeyed. Man's final Joys ere reluctantly relinquished. The lethargic Insects seek the noonday sun as man the warning artificial boat before the book of this life is closed. The days are numbered, and the lesson is that all must go tho inevitable way in time. There is no escape; the noonday sun narrows in warmth from hour to minutes and from seconds to the last abyss of time when He shall make His summons. There is no other way, no subterranean or aerial pass or interstice--all in the end lead not to Rome, but to eternity. The bosoms of the river are placid as dreams ef childhood. Calmly they lie sheening the silhouettes from nature's mercury-backs like thoughts of youth and long ago, when mother's arms shielded and defied the world, when In­ nocence was peace and sympathy as great as mother's love. Along the banks the grasshoppers are springing in the sun-kissed spots in rustling discords, clinging to the dried and bonded grasses as age holds fast with feeble clutch to sunset days. Beetles hide beneath dry trunks, the mullein leaves and scattered bark from fallen trees. Like the ostrich, with head beneath the sand, they fear to face the light of day for fright of what the future holds. And the squirrel, safe against the winter by his storehouse full, sputter* end fumes and chatters at the vandals of the wood. Like the miser he has plenty snugly hid and guards with jealous care his heritage of labor. The gunners wander in the woods with gun and yelping dogs, startling ths pheasant and the tiny quail, overturning logs and sending charges of lead at the scurrying rabbit's form. Even In such a panorama of peace and quietude and beauty, man must shed blood. In the country store at night the "Colonel," conservative in demeanor, doles out his sugar and his plug while village oracles guide the ship of state amid the smoke of battle from the pipes of cob and clay and briar. The grocer's shrewd, quick eye, sees the "poor pay" guest, the most spectacular of all, the loudest talker and the greatest puffer at the fragrant stem. The store is small, yet there is a snugly social air about the stove where grouped in grotesque array the "strategy board" is now with Grant, now asking prices on the harvest's yield, now relating an Incident of Billing's cow, now mourning for a president. Through their converse runs a homely strain of truth and candor. The redolent onion and the hook-nosed squash are keeping vigil waiting death by fire and mastication, while oil and cider, vinegar and 'lasses stand barreled id arrays of miscellany. There is the time- dulled hatchet and the oil lamp, the tiny postoffice fixtures and the bundle of ax-helves. These and many more make up the picture that October groups within the country store. October in and out of doors! Vive la October! Queen of months--the harbinger of snow and yet the forerunner of evenings at home, evenings at others' homes, being of beauteous comfort and holy peace--the golden clasp that binds the summer to the winter, outpalnts artists, outdreams dreamers, overshadows the doctors and puts health In the body, Joy In the heart and thankfulness In every prayer. The fickleness of the public has been an oft-used text. An editorial writer discussing the inconstant people calls attention to the fact that the fund to purchase a great monument for President McKinley is yet very inadequate and seems not to promise of completion. "Oh, the fickle public," he writes. "Shame to BO unfaithful and thankless a race." Indeed, when one stops to ponder, there Is just reprimand in the criticism. Yet fickleness is no new characteristic and he who accepts this disposition of the people with pttttosophy, is wise. Far easier is it to be as Henry VI: "I am a soldier and unapt to weep Or to exclaim on fortune's fickleness." Greet men have too often become cynics because of the changeableness of their constituency. Oliver Cromwell, returning to London from a successful campaign in Ireland, was received with every honor that Parliament and the people could bestow. He did not despise applause from the people but he realized its intrinsic value. Some one remarked, "What a crowd comes to see your lordship's triumph." He replied, "If it were to see me hanged, how many more there would be!" Individuals are fickle; why should not the public be inconstant. The great multitude is made of individuals. Many a young man has spent his salary week after week and been in all manaer of embarrassing situations for the sako of some young woman as fickle as she is fair. Husbands grow fickle and set snares for their own feet, an erstwhile honest business man is exposed to fickleness and contracts the disease and a jail sentence. Ministers grow fickle and hug the choir girls, not often, but occasionally. We are all mora or less fickle and changeable. We may not be like Cleopatra but we have a touch of the same stigma. The earnestness of life, to say nothing of the sorrows and griefs, makes us fickle. Life is indeed real. Many find the task of living all absorbing. Under excitement or awakening, the emotions are aroused. It Is then we plan to build monuments, to do great things. The hearts are right, but the struggles, the trials, the absorbing things, dampen our ardor and make us forget. The social system is such that a fierce contest rages. In the heat, the battle, the turmoil, is it any wonder that we are some­ times fickle and forgetful? 8moking a cigar through a mouthpiece is like kissing * pretty girt through a heavy veil. Many a young lady has taken off her veil, however, and demands as her tribute abrogation of the weed of which Hood says: "Some sigh for this or that; My wishes don't go far; The world may wag at will. So I have my cigar." Rudyard Kipling In "The Betrothed" tells of a Cupid who would not work In tobacco smoke. He says: "For Maggie has written a letter to give me my choice between The wee little whimpering Love and the great god Nick O'Teen." Time was when it was not uncommon for a young woman to balk at the plighting point until the Benedict-to-be made a solemn and binding obligation to quit smoking. Is it not true that women are growing less opposed to to­ bacco? An extract from Bulwer-Lytton from "What Will He Do With It?" is: "Woman in this scale, the weed in that, Jupiter, hang out thy balance, and weigh them both; and if thou give the preference to woman, all I can say is, the next time June ruffles thee--O Jupl ter, try the weed." To be chivalrous, however, in making a choice we say, "Women, lift thy velL" Many are the styles of religion to-day. There are creeds and sects and red tape as long as the string on Johnnie's kite. Even learned men quarrel and let rancor breed within their hearts over the way to be religious. All this when the most human, the simplest creed Is the best--the belief and practice of being kind to your fellow men. "Do unto others as you would be done by." A man who is kind and who does by others as lie would be done by, needs no other religion. He need not necessarily forswear creeds or re­ main away from church, but if he lives up this simple, yet grand standard, he will have been truly great and good, a sincere follower of Jesus of Nazareth. Wnat we need is a practical softening of the heart of this money-grabbing world, a kindlier interest one in the other. There are too many scowls and not enough smiles, too many hard faces that should be bright in the enjoy­ ment of an ennobling spirit of brotherhood. Be kind! "Do unto others as you would be done by." ft Is enough! Tho time for gathering nuts is here again. Do you recall the great acreage of wood where in its denseness grew the stalwart shell-bark hickories, the spreading butternuts, the great-girthed walnuts? There were squirrels chat­ tering in the branches, quarreling as they scurried to the,hollow trees, weighted with plunder. In the basswood trunks, under prostrate logs, they hid away the toothsome yield. Alas, after many days of labor, boy vandals came, turned over the logs, uncovered and made way with the stored riches, leaving destitu­ tion and ruin in their wake. Poor, unfortunate squirrels, thus to suffer at the hands of the strong. In this instance at least, 'twas satisfying to have a giant's strength "but tyrannous to use it like a giant" Were you one of those boys? Or were you a girl? The figure of speech, "Footprints in the sands of time," may have been founded on fact, although Longfello w possibly had no thought of this when he used it In his oft quoted "Psalm of Life." Geologists have found fossil foot­ prints, the impressions of the feet of extinct animals, made on the mud of former geological epochs. The footprints have become hardened into stone. Reptile tracks, worm burrows, fish-spines and prints of the claws of crus­ taceans, while not common, are numerous. Amherst college contains over twenty thousand such specimens. Centuries ahead some child of a future and much more enlightened generation may pounce upon the footprints of some one of us made in vacation time along a marshy lake shore. Moral--Be careful of your footprints. i Lot's wife looked behind her and was turned into i pillar of salt. A fear of being metamorphosed Into a streak of saline bitterness would be a good thing for many of us. We are all too much given to looking backward, gazing into memory's bright avenues, turning over old photographs and mussing up ancient scrap-bags. To be healthy in mind and body one should live In the pulsing present rather than in the gasping past. Let the memories llager as' JtyBtiCtUirtUWS t)Ut yfMfrr m crpP* npnn the hat. . , A LITTLE TOO LATBs Belated Suggestions for Mteperi Amusements. Luckily the Newport season is sear­ ing an end. If it wasn't, if there was yet time, we might expect that In their strenuous efforts to outdo one another the society dames would re- , sort to extreme measures. For in­ stance: ^ | One of them might construct a gar­ den on towers and call it the New Hanging Gardens of the Hesperides, and then give a garden party with cap­ tive balloons for elevators. Some other dame could dig a canal through her domain, with real dykes and wooden shoes and canal boats, and windmills operated by perfumed hot air, and give a reception a la Hoi- landaise. Another Idea would be to lay out a section of the Garden of Eden, with all the animals from some big menagerie running wild behind a heavy wire partition, and then call it "An Even­ ing at APapa Adam's," with all the guests in Watteau costumes. A real cute scheme would be to have a duplicate of the ark and give a "Father Noah at Home," with the guests assuming the disguises of the animals. If the ark could be made to roll a little so the guests would feel qualmish, it would add greatly to the amusement. Then at a certain hour there could be a Noachian germ an on deck with railroad stocks and fev* ernment bonds for favors. REFLECJ90N ON THE JUDGE. Ultra Pious Lawyer Drew Upon Him­ self Wrath of Justice Gray. Justice Gray of the United States supreme court, who has just retired,, had a long experience on the bench before going to Washington. Many years ago, when he was a member of the supreme court of Massachusetts, ho had an amusing experience with a certain Boston lawyer, an exceedingly pious man with a taste for evangeliza­ tion, who had his letterheads printed with a verse from scripture in large type following the name and address. On one occasion, having to make an ex-parte preliminary argument be­ fore Justice Gray in chambers, in which it would be necessary to dis­ close certain parts of his client's case which he desired not to make gener­ ally known until the trial, he wrote the judge a note asking that he be allowed an opportunity to speak to him in private. He was somewhat chagrined when his note came back to him with a scrawl across the bot­ tom: "Request denied, with a sug­ gestion from the court that counsel base future petitions on a more ap­ propriate citation." - For a moment he could not make out the meaning of this, as he was not aware that he had quoted any law, but glancing up the page he discover* «d that he had written his page on a letterhead bearing this text: "Ye are bought with a price." WHEAT LANDS IN EUROPE. Broad Belt Extends from Hungary Into Siberia. We are told that the south Euro­ pean wheat lands constitute a broad belt of prairie 600 to 700 miles in aver­ age width, beginning in Hungary and extending northeastward to the Ural mountains and then westward into Si­ beria to unknown boundaries. On the north and west are the "gray forest lands" and on the south and west are salt and alkaline districts and sandy wastes, and finally the Caucasus and the Ural mountains. By both chemical and mechanical analyses the soil is shown to be re­ markably similar to that of our own prairies, also commonly known by the similar term of "black loam." The depth is on an average probably a lit­ tle greater than that of our prairie soil. From a chemical standpoint the soils of the two regions are similarly characterized (1) by an exceptionally large amount of thoroughly humified organic matter, (2) by the presence of an unusual proportion of phosphoric acid, and (3) by a great amount, com­ paratively, of lime, potash, and other alkalies. These soils are therefore al­ kaline, while others, especially of for­ est regions, are acid. It is well known, says the Export Implement Age, that the substances thus more abundant In these soils than in others are just those usually needed by the wheat plant Tonsorial Art. Even tonsorial art is long, if we may judge by the detailed report of a recent congress of the mastdt*s of this craft. The germless shave was dls- cused and also the far reaching influ­ ence of hair food, and the paradoxical practice of burnishing a red mustache with brilliantine. A scientific paper, explanating the esoteric mysteries of pushing the razor against the grain and of shaving a man two days under the skin, was read amid storms of ap­ plause by a master of tonsorial phrase, who also admonished his brothers to consider inviolate any husk of information dropped by the shavee, aud above all other things iu religiously practice the arts of si­ lence.--Judge. Contrasting Tastes Shown. The cottages at Newport afford a Strange commentary upon the con­ trasting tastes of the American na­ tion. Their heterogeneity were im­ possible in a race of settled culture, in a race of common blood, in a coun­ try of limited extent. But the United States is a nation of nations. Its people are not Americans, but Eng­ lishmen and Scotsmen, Frenchmen and Germans, Italians and Spaniards Of the third or fourth or tenth gen­ eration, says the Smart Set Their taste in architecture is a taste that was born on the sunny Mediterranean shore, in cozy Normandy orchards, in classic Spain and Italy, in baronial Scotland and England. It is revealed in the chateaux, the castles, the villas, the loggias of Newport. Seville and Welbeck, Florence and Falalse hers stand side by side on the same strip of grass, separated only by a grills from Venice or Antwerp. Spain Almost Stationary. Spain has increased by only S.000. 000 inhabitants in the last fbrty-fivt OPPORTUNITIES IN / RAILWAY BUSINESS. With the object of encouraging the railroading ambition of village and country young men, the Chicago and Alton railroad has recently estab­ lished an employment bureau. The reason for this step is the great and steady demand for young blood in the service. With the exception of service with the government, a great railroad of­ fers the widest field for congenial em­ ployment. Indeed, the qualifications which a young man must possess, and the examination which he must pass, to secure entrance into the railroad service, are stronger than the test made by ths government. Having successfully passed these, a young man can feel that there is a sort of covenant between him and his em­ ployers to the effect that he is satis- tory material to fill the position which he is given, and may reasonably ex­ pect advancement. In the matter of promotion, ability and merit are, of course, first considerations, but seni­ ority is always considered, all other things being equal. The old day of personal relationship and politics has passed; the railroad field lies invit­ ingly open to the young man with am­ bition and energy. Speaking generally, If a young man is physically strong, morally clean, has average capability to work and think, and, above all, firmly believes that railroad work will prove con­ genial, my advice to him is to enter the employ of a railroad company. If, upon the other hand, a young man realizes that he does not possess the foregoing essentials, he would better keep out--J. H. Barrett, General Superintendent Chicago and Alton Railroad. Women and Watches. "Women don't deserve to own watches," said a Jeweler the other day. "They don't know how to take care of them. They seldom remember to wind them, and the consequence Is the watches are always coming back for repairs. A woman bought one from us recently, and I gave her strict orders to wind it every twenty-four hours, and always at the same hour, as nearly as possible. Two days later she came back with it; said it had stopped, and she couldn't make it go. Well, I found It had run down and had not been wound up again. I told her this, but she insisted that she had done so, and went away rather miffed. The third time she came in I asked her in desperation to show me how she had wound it. Then I made a peculiar discovery. The woman was left-handed, and in attempting to wind the watch she had been winding it the wrong way, with absolutely no effect upon the spring! I've been in the business a good many years, but it's the first time I ever had an experi­ ence like that" PE-RU-NA NECESSARY TP THE HOME. A Letter from Congressman White, of North Carolina. PE-RU-NA IS A HOUSEHOLD SAFEGUARD. No Family Should Be Without It, PERUNA is a great family medicine. The women praise it as well as the men; it is just the thing for the many little catarrhal ailments of child­ hood. The following testimonials from thankful men and women tell in direct, sincere language what their success has been in the uae of Peruna in their fam­ ilies: Louis J. Scherrinsky, 103 Looust street, Atlantic, Iowa, writes: "I will tell you briefly what Peruna has done for me. I took a severe cold which gave me a hard cough. All doc­ tors' medicines failed to cure it. 1 took one bottle of Peruna and was well. "Then my two children had bad coughs accompanied by gagging. My wife had stomach trouble for years. 8he took Peruna and now she is welL "I cannot, express my thanks in words, but I recommend your remedy at every opportunity, for I can conscientiously say that there is no medicine like Peru­ na. Nearly everyone in this town knew about the sickness of myself and fam­ ily, and they have seen with astonish­ ment what Peruna has done for us. Many followed our example, and the result was health. Thanking you heartily, I am."--L. J. Sherrinsky. Mrs. Nannie Wallace# Tulare, CaL, President of the Western Baptist Mis­ sionary Society, writes: "I consider Peruna an indispensable article in my medicine chest. It is twenty medicines in one, and has so far cured every sickness that has been in my home for five years. I consider it of special value to weakly women, as it builds up the general health, drives out disease and keeps you in the best of health."--Mrs. Nannie Wallace. Peruna protects the family against coughs, colds, catarrh, bronchitis, ca­ tarrh of the stomach, liver and kidneys. Itis just as sure to cure a ease of catarrh of the bowels as it is a ease of catarrh of the head. ' vt- HON. GEORGB Congressman George Henry White, of \ Tarboro, N. C., writes the following letter to Dr. Hartman in regard to th» merits of th great catarrh cure, Perun*i ,. j House c f Representatives, ) p .' Washington, Feb. 4, 1899. J • { 'p.; The Peruna Medicine Co.,Columbus,0.t" Gentlemen--"! am more than tied with Peruna, and find it so be. '-J-, excellent remedy for the grip and tarru. I have used it ia my tmnlljt \ mad tbey all Join me in reoammeitdia0 it as an excellent remedy." Very respectfully, ' George H. White. Peruna is an internal, scientific, temic remedy for catarrh. palliative or temporary remedy; it is^; thorough in its work, and in cleansing ^ the diseased mucous membranes cures the catarrh. If you do not derive prompt and satis* . factory results from the use of Perunait write at once to Dr. Dartman, giving ft full statement of your case, and he will be pleased to give you his valuable adi» vice gratia Address Dr. Hartman, President 4 The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, <& V™lte' tific, sysk ; It is n*. • .'l. .• M YOUR GRANDFATHER A l w a y s k e p t a b o t t l e o f ^MUSTANG LINIMENT cupboard Sixty Years Ago. Than wu no better remedy then for M«JL» or Beast, and flsn saw hu been ». better remedy since. Keep It In the house, Wavertree Stock Farm, of Dundee,Minn. mn OA I r Thlsbeanttfnl Stock Farm, comprising 1, St 9 looted tn Cottonwood Cotmrtt rlltl AflLr Minn., will be offered at 05O per acre. Improvements cost over 185,000. Only Urtg I wit Vnhii miles from railroad. Itis cheap at $75 per acre. ' -I'- . '• y_' Also about 1,600 acres Immediate] per acre. Title i>erf«et and all clear of World>Famous Scientist. Sir Norman lx>ckyer, K. C. B., who has been designated by the council of the British association for the presi­ dency for 1903, is a singularly active scientist. The chief field of his labor Is that of astronomy and he led eclipse expeditions for the English govern­ ment to Sicily in 1870, India in 1871, Egypt In 1882, the West Indies in 1886, Lapland in 1896, and on other occa­ sions. He was the original editor of Nature, and on Nov. 22, 1894, was the object of a complimentary dinner to celebrate the Jubilee of that periodi­ cal. How*i TtilaT We offer One Hundred Dollars reward for sny ease of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall'a Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props., Toledo, a We, the undersigned, have known P. J. Cheney for the lust 15 yours and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transactions and iinuncially able to carry out any obliga­ tions made by their tlrm. West & Truax. Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O.; Wttldlnn, Kinnan & Marvin, Wholesale Druggists Toledo, Ohio, Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken Internally, aot- lng directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Testimonials sent free. Prloe TBoper bottle. Sold by all druggist* Hall's Family PiUa are the best. The Ingenuous Inventor. The market is overrun with sub­ stitutes for this food and that," as­ serts the capitalist, "I see no Justifi­ cation for backing your new health food." With a naive smile the in Ten tor turns to him and suggests: "But it may also be used as a sub­ stitute for coal." Then the capitalist displays un­ usual activity in sending for patent attorneys and clerks to draw up arti­ cles of partnership. Revenge Is 8weet The Memnon had Just been unveil­ ed, when its architect was asked why he had made the statue to sing at sun­ rise. "Because," he answered savagely, "that's the time the man who prac­ tices the oornet in the flat below gets to sleep." Perceiving his scheme of revenge, the other tenants also bribed the Jani­ tor to blow the whistle at the same time. Rudyard Kipling's story in Every­ body's, "The Comprehension of Pri­ vate Copper," sxpr®ss®? tho attitude of certain expatriated Britishers settled In the Cape country who became Boer sympathizers because of English neg­ lect of their interest The episode is highly dramatic, and told In Kipling's best vein. y adjoining this ranch can be purchased at from S30 to ®37.5# incumbrance. .. - - -- We also offer lomp choice bargains in Wisconsin cnt-orer hard wood land*: 1S,000 acres ta WaaBMB . County, Wis., at 814.!J5 per acre. 7,000 acres in Gates County at SB per acre. S.SOO acrss In Bamft County, Win., at SO. t>0 per acre. . i The Wisconsin Lands are the finest of grazing lands, heavily covered with tame trassri, finely w*tere%- and near railroad. For particulars address aco. R. 8LOCUM, Manager, 605-600 Pioneer Press Building, ST. PAUL, MlMfc FALLING HAIR Prevented by shampoos of CUTICUR&* SOAP, and light dressings of CUTTCURA* purest of emollient Skin Cures. This treat­ ment at once stops falling hair, removes crusts, scales, and dandruff, soothes irritated, itching surfaces, stimulates the hair follicles, supplies the roots with energy and nourish­ ment, and makes ths hair grow upon a sweet, healthy scalp when all else fails. Millions of Women Use CrmcuRA SOAP, assisted by CtrnctJRA OINTMENT, for preserving, purifying, ;ui'i beautifying the "ekin, for cleaiiHtng tiie ecalp of cruets, scales, and dandruff, and the stopping of fulling hair, for eoftt-niiif, whlteuing, and uoothing red, rough, iind sore hands, for baby raehea, ttchinge, and cbuflngs, in the form of baths for annoying irritations^ Inflammations, and ulcerative weaknesses, and for many sanatiTS^ antiseptic purposes which readily suggest themselves to women. CUTICUHA 8OAP, to cleanse the skin; CDTICURA OINTMENT, to HSAL the ekin, and CI'TICUIIA UKSOLVKNT I'ILLS, to cool the t.lood. A SIMOLB SET 1B often sufficient to cure the most torturing, disfiguring, Itching^ burning, and SCHIV skin, scalp, and blood humours, rashes, ltchlngs, ul Iri'ltatlous, with loss of hair, when all else fails. Sold throughout the world. Brltith D«not: S7-1R. ChsrtarhouM 9q., I-ondon. FrtMS Dspoti 4 Ru« de !• 1'tix, Paris. Puma Diuo i>D Caaa. 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Nature alone knows we must go her path. the way, and Last Chance One share of Audlto lum Stock and Two Chances to win Prises for Twenty-five cents. Over Seven Hundred Cash Prixes, Including th«^ Capital Prize of five Thousand Dollars in Gold Contributed by the Defiance Starch Company, fchd ICOTM fif Merchandise Prizes, including the $3,500.00 House and Lot. Stock will be withdrawn from sale November 3, 1901, and your op­ portunity to get two chances to win prises with each Twenty-Are Cent Share of Stock will cease on that date. The prises have been contributed' by the enterprising business men of Omaha for the beasflt of the Auditorium Building Fund, and regardless of number ol shares of stock sold will be awarded next month. Some one will win 15,000.00 Cash on an Investment of Twenty-#ve Cents. Over Seven Hundred other Persons will win Handsome Qui Prizes, and scores of others will win Valuable Merchandise Prises. YOU MAY WIN A PRIZE By Investing Twenty-five Cents in One Share of Auditorium ftoefc and thereby securing Two Chance s to win PrUes. For circulars containing Prise List or Tickets, address Omaha Auditorium Co. NEW YORK LIFE BUILDING 5 9 OMAHA. NEBRASKA Will }>*M for c*s« that DR. KK1THS Li iauor . Tobacco Cl£*-nute Remadiet in liquid foru> will aot .ber with or without (be p»» lowledg?; 50o a' d IL Tab)#| form Oua.r*ot*ed by all dru*ftrta. Wrtll DiL IL a Q 811 Monro* Si. ToUio, OtUo. Fine merrerlzed lt»l!au hiuok orcolored,d*e picked ruffles. » •! frrspsfal.torUJS. OarUad C9vSt.Lsttit.KSk $500 Petticoat $2.25; lfaffltcCf.1 with ' a»ra Thompson's Ejo Vator W. N. U. CHICAGO, NO. 41, IMS. Vhca fa Assweriog AdvrrtbeswatS JUstioa This r««e& Mi