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^ f*y J, ̂̂ \jv"jsv*& f, * -̂;»-*r ̂# » » ̂ Ww® •'*.? •'" . v.-v:r.- •••, -•-• x •A^.-.;Vv, V\^4* Tie Mdleiry Pliinleiler PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY BY THE MclfENRT PUIIfDEAlER COMPANY. *•':*, K. Graitomu W. A. CRISTY, J. B. PKRBY, Pre*. Sec. Treas. CHAS. D. SOBOONHAKU, Editor. OBcela BaakUulldln*. Telapboae, No. %%. P\'_" TIRM8 OP •UB80RIPTIQN: jfe 5' i'One y$ar .. v :'•'•!* months, 75 eta. Three :.ti-fio Wots. Thursday, October 32, 1903. G.'. DOWIE and his 8,000 followers who f7 are now in New York constitute a cir- jena second only to Barnom & Bailey's, in the estimation of the people of that ; «rfty. THE Marengo News has entered up- ^n the twelfth year of its ezis^boe. into m News makes it a point to attend J^itrictly to local affairs and by so doing V'.Jrt has become a paper rained by the f fUeople of Marengo and vicinity. Jnst What the publibhW a^SadPeri v'ftirM*.- t S:V; 111 •1 1 \ -1 ' v- i - I'-sfwi**. ("• 1 * " In Stockholm Old Serr- 'flits' home, occupying;]##ow of build- 5 Jhigs upon a pleasant, street, where :l^ ,fi|ervants who are too old to work are .?r. jflven shelter and care. The institu- <ion is supported by public subscrip- y • tiou and by the interest derived from "|i large endowment. When a house- jbold servant has been engaged for a long time in the same family and has |>ecome too old to work and the family is not in circumstances to support her.- application cab be made to the trus­ t-fees, who Investigate the case, and if it k4s found that the servant is deserving i • «nd her former employers are not able '£V io provide for her properly she is ad- inaitted to the home. The institution is Always full, and there is generally itBMt iw $P\. • %" waiting list of applicants. Ratilnff tl»e Skip. ^ > - "Yes," said the yarn spinning old ^•iXA- fnariner in the corner of the railway itarriage, "for three days and nights %e worked at the pumps, and still the jg^yifcrater gained on us. At last we gave ,• jip the hopeless struggle. There we , •was--sinkin', sinkin', expectin' to per­ ish every 'arf - a minute. It was a ^fiorful time, believe me. Suddenlike $fwe feels the wessel a-riain* up through y.khe water. She rlz till\her keel was ^>^a'most out o' water, andWe rides into / '>;%ort light on top o' tb* *wave6. We •was saved! 'Ow it happened/Was, we ofrHooard, and K '"$* a cargo o* yeast *j had •'••when the water reached it it rose and ^ , rom> tfll it fairly lifted up the shipP i'!;. The bandy &oy. "Willie, you may finish this piece of pie if you want it," said mother. "It " f Isn't enough to save." $*t *, "Mother," said Willie when be had Jflnished It, "a boy in the family comes in very handy when there is a little bit -a- v'. "of pie left over, doesn't he?"--St. Louis IFeefeDispatcIi. bnsh t* KSL Doctor--I see what the matter la. It's !«>V dyspepsia. All you have to do is to v/ Jaugh heartily before and after each meal. Mrs. Blnka--Impossible. I get them . myself and wash the dishes. A S*eret . Mabel--A lot of us girls have estab- llshed a secret society. Jack. - Jack--What are the objects of it? Mabel--Why, we meet together and tell secrets, df course. , Funr coi ' Tom--My father's so tall he can look »/V « -(over the garden wall. Jack--So can my father--with his hat S..V-"" • toaetulve, . Briggs--It's too bad about Winkle ; and the girl he is engaged to. Neither j xt>f them is good enough for the other. y'. ' _ Griggs--What makes you think that? ' f-i-' "Well, I've been talking the matter ?,<: *,.<pTer with both families."--Life. BAHRKVILL^J, G. E. Rowley of tftrada was m <*Uer here Monday, Chas. Campbell of Woodstock spent Sunday with relatives here. Supt. Conn of Hebron. was visiting our school one day last week Mr. and Mrs. Mort Ritt of Nunda spent Sunday with relatives here. Miss Lizzie Ames called on Mire Clara Thompson Tuesday evening. Mrs. V. C. Goodwin of Elgin spent last week with her sister, Mrs. Eliza­ beth Hunter. Henry Simon and Floyd Thompson spent last Sunday at Chas. Thompson's at Greenwood. Mrs. Will Keller and daughter, Lel- iah, of Prairie Grove were calling on friends here Tuesday. Richard Ay 1 ward, sister, Margaret, and Miss Nellie Frisby of Emerald Park spent Wednesday evening with Miss Clara Thompson. Jlovr Sea Birds Qnench Thetr Thirst. The means by which sea birds quench their thirst when far out at sea is de­ scribed by an old skipper, who tells how he has seen birds at sea, far from any land that could furnish them wa­ ter, hovering around and under a storm cloud, clattering like ducks on a hot day at a pond, and drinking in the drops of rain as they fell. They will smell a rain squall a hundred miles distant or even farther off and scud for it with almost inconceivable swift­ ness. An Oanlaoma Symptom. "A good wife is heaven's greatest gift to man and the rarest gem the earth holds," remarked Mr. Jarphly the other morning. "She is his joy. his inspira­ tion and his very soul. Through her he learns to react the pure and true, and her loving hands lead him softly over the rough places. She is"-- "JerGmiah," said Mrs. Jarphly sol­ emnly, "Jeremiah, what "Wickedness have you been up to now?* 00 Chivalry. The essence of chivalry is to look out for the little ones. Wherever a child can be helped, wherever a stranger can be guided or a friend who is shy set at ease, wherever a weak brother can be saved from falling &nd shame, wher­ ever an old man's step can be made easy, wherever a servant's position can be dignified in his eyes, is the chance for cMvalry to show itself. fi A ThriUlnv Hovel. "Lizette," said Mrs. Goldricb to her maid, 'T wish you would run up to my room, get the novel on my writing desk, cut the pages. ta,ke it back to Miss Bookhides, present my compli­ ments and thanks and tell her the story aroused my most profound in­ terest" Hooka. There are many books in the world and few years in which to tead them; why should I spend even an hour in reading one that gives me less pleasure and does me less good when 1 can be reading one from which 1 get more pleasure and profit?--Anon. Be true to yourself, and you do not need to worry about what the neigh­ bors think. C'-'j SHYLOCMI mi:' rh'*'? Cfttinj; RM of the Proofs. . "Mrs. Flutterby doesn't show ber age, ^ Jloes she?" "Well, no, not so much as she did be­ fore she sent those grown up children 4>f bees abroad." -- Cleveland Plain NX^,4;^Dealen ' • • H|£'r. Mawee*. $j>7 "He says that be has paid every ceat She owed." V;\ ' • "Where did he get the money?" Wtf . "Borrowed it."--Brooklyn T.iftt Shylock was the man who wanted a pound of human f l e s h . T h e r e a r e m a n y Shylocks now, the convales­ cent, the consumptive, the sickly child, the^paje young woman, all want human flesh and they cata get itVtake Scott's Emulsion. Scott's Emulsion is flesh and blood, bone and muscle. It feeds the nerves, strengthens the digestive organs and they feed the whole body. For nearly thirty years Scott's Emulsion has been the great giver of human flesh. We will send you a couple at ounces free. SCOTT * BOWNB, Chemist*. 400-415 Pearl Street. New York, yc. tad $uoo; all drnggista. PROBATE NEWS REAL, ESTATE TRANSFERS. John Nl«'sou A: w to Joseph Hetmer, et at pt lts3&6blk 17, Mcllonry. w side Fox rivor 4 Andrew Nolsh & w *o Isabella Nelsli, Its in Spring Grove, Hasses Addn 1100 00 Pattl Kauliut, & w to Edward Hoi 1st. 5.82 a in swM see 23, N'utidn 1800 00 Andrew MeAnsh & w to Lottie E Schae- fer. It In se}< sec 17, McHenry 800 00 Wm. Reed to Elsio Valentine, 99 a in sec 31, Richmond 4^0000 Anna Aylward et al per master to Mary Ay 1 ward et al, 14 u In s«x' 36, McHenry 80000 Otto liaase & w to Frederick E Olson et :il sef< seM see 25 Nunda 8800 CO Guv E Still & w to John Oakroot, 1 a In nej< neX sec 30, Nunda. 400 00 I'aul Brown & w to Anthony Schneider It 1 tc pt It 4 blk 19, McHenry, w side Pox river 1100 00 MARRIAGE LICENSES. Jabe S. Jacobs, 24 '.V;v7.. Nunda At^na Wilcox, 20,V .Nunda Walter E. Butler, 35 Huntley Bessie Cook, SO Huntley Robert Reichel, 59.... .Langenheim, 111. Mrs. Charlotte Meyers 80 " 111. C'aua Schell, 22 <Lamont, 111. Mary Bork, 19 .jLamont, 111. William S. Theme, 24.. Woodstock Emma Schaaf, 23 Woodstock Charles Holtfreter, 25. Woodstock Bertha Oblrich, 22 ...Woodstock David L. Rosencranz, 21.. o.. Woodstock Ella O. Kana, 20............Woodstock Earnest Snnd, 52..........Crystal Lake Emma Fritz, 20... . Nunda William Bowdish. 20... Walworth, Wis. Jessie Andrews 24 Alden Judson Edward Hancock, 30.. .Harvard E<dna Mildred Newman, 20 Harvard Want Column. All mlvortiwrnenta inoerted uixlcr this head at the following rat<;»: Fire lines or less, «5 c«nt« for flm lu«ition; t5 cttnt* for t'acli fmhsei|ucnt insertion. More than live lines, (V cents » lin<> for rti-ot insertion, and .H eentH a line for additional insertions. TXT ANTED--SKVKRAti PERSONS OW CHAR- *" aoter and good reputation in each state (one in this county required) to represent and advertise old established and wealthy busi­ ness iuuise of solid flnanciiil stanoinK. Salary $21.00 weekly with expenses additional, all payable in cash direct every Wednesday from head offices. Horso and carriage furnished when necessary. References. Enclose self- addressed envelope. Colonial, 332 Dearborn street, Chicago. 0-16t TjU)R RENT--Six room house In West Mc- a H»nrv? miinr onrwi water In house and "IP YOU SEE IT IN QUR AD, ITS SO.1 1 |O<>OM»DO(H»OOOOOOO»»IWO r •' fffi: a»;r,i Henry; cellar, sood all conveniences. Also gc of F RED SCHNORR, W. McH ood barn, enry. inquire 14-tf "C^OR SALE--Choice . 3-year-old Holsteln A bull--gentle Had orderly. Also lot of choice heifers, F. K. Granger. 16-tf FA5," FOR 8ALE---Containing 62 acres. Black soil, clay subsoi!. One-half mile west of West McHenry. 17-tf JOHN M. WALSH, T TTVARMS FOR SALE OR RENT--I have for sale or rent two good rarms, near Mc­ Henry. For fall particulars address 17-tf H. O. MEAD, W. McHenry, 111. TXTAN TED--Girl to do general housework. v* Must be a good cook. $5 per week. Ad • dress MRS. V. 8. XUMLKY Woodstock, 111. Ad 17tf LOST--On main road between McHenry and .Howell's Villas, a red-lined fur robe. Finder please leave at this office. ADMINISTRATOR'S NOTICE. Estate of Chris Schmidt, deceased. The undersigned, havinir been aL administrator of the Estate of Chris Schmidt, deceased, late of the County .of McHenry and State of Illinois, hereby (rives notice that he will appear before the County Court of McHenry County, at the Court House in Woodstock, at the December Term, on the first Monday in December next, at which time all persons liav'nE claims against said estate are notified, and requested to attend for the purpose of having same adjusted. All persons indebted to said estate are requested to make immediate payment to the under­ signed. Dated this Hth day of October, A. D. 190B. - GEO ROE SCHMIDT, Administrator. Of Two Evil*. He--You're getting your hat rained. She--Well, It's an old hat, and I do hate to wet my new umbrella.--Detroit Free Press. There are animals purporting to be whales a-swim in the ocean of Fame of whoa Posterity will easily pack A dozen at a time into a sardine box.-- New Orleans Times-Democrat. .Chicago & North-Western. % Effective Oct. 3, 1903 WEEK DAT TRAINS. Chfcaago. SOUTHBOUND MCHENRY M5 a m Via Elgin 10.08 a m 12.30 p m Via Elgin 8.45 p m 3.45 pm .Via Des Plaints 4.45 pm 5.01pm Via Des Plaines..... ..8.40pm SUNDAY TRAINS. 9.10am...*. ..Via Des Plaines........11,14 am 2.02 pm .Via Elgin 4.53 pm WKKK DAT TRAINS. McHenry. SOUTHBOUND. ohfeigo. 7.32 am Via EUln 10.10 a m 8.30am Via Des Plaines .9.35a m 4.45 p m Via Elgin 7.10 p m 6.17 p m Via Des Plaines ,7.50 p m SUNDAY TRAINS. 7.32am Via Elgin 10.90am 6.16 pm Via Elgin 8.45 p m HOUSE FOR RENT--About 1H miles south of McHenry--with or without laud. In­ quire of ED. KNOX. 1 mile south of McHenry. ' 17-#fc* OA. Bean th* Bignstve of TOH.XA, i Tfia Kind You Have Always Bough Over-Work Weakens Your Kidneys. Unhealthy Kidneys Make Impure Blood. AH the blood in your body passes through your kidneys once every three minutes. The kidneys are your blood purifiers, they fil­ ter out the waste or Impurities in the blood. If they are sick or out of order, they fail to do their work. Pains, aches and rhetn matism come from ex­ cess of uric acid in the blood, due to neglected kidney trouble. Kidney trouble causes quick or unsteady heart beats, and makes one feel as though they had heart trouble, because the heart is over-working in pumping thick, kidney- poisoned blood through veins and arteries. It used to be considered that only urinary troubles were to be traced to the kidneys, but now modern science proves that nearly all constitutional diseases have their begin­ ning In kidney trouble. If you are sick you can make no mistake by first doctoring your kidneys. The mild and the extraordinary effect of Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, the great kidney remedy is soon realized. It stands the highest for its wonderful cures of the most distressing cases and is sold on its merits by all druggists in fifty- cent and one-dollar siz­ es. You may have a sample bottle by mail Home of Swamp-Root, free, also pamphlet telling you how to find out if you have kidney or bladder trouble. Mention this paper when writing Dr. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y. * »'• of Good Tiling Yes a warehouse full of Farm Machinery, Wagons and Buggies. FOR THE AFTER HARVEST TRASDE *re have an unusually well selected stock of ti 4. saving, labor saving, money saving Implem Which we fully guarantee. It is our aim to to date and ever ready to meet, even to anticipate wbe wants of our most progressive customers. „ T *^armers who consult theirbest interests buy only tfce best of Goods. We sell the FAIRBANKS MORSE GASOLINE ENGINES all sizes. FEED! - FEED! - FEED! , We ha^e on hand a large stock of Bran, Middlings, i„r Meal, Salt, Etc., on which we will not be undersold, whether you want a bag full or a Oar dome and let us convince yon. West McHenry, 111. WM. BONSLETT. Nut Parties The fad of the day for tots and the al­ most - grown - ups--you'll be surprised «•* at the number of fun-"making games that can be played--The November DESIGNER telis yon all about it--gives full %% rules for the games and suggests cj. good things to eat in keeping with the spirit of the hour •3* The Old Woman Lived ia a Shoe a play and drill for the wee folk, iber-- Mabel •3* a X is also given in this number-- * beautifully illustrated by Humphreys. THE DESIGNER--JO emit a number--90 cents a year--at our Standard Pattern Department* W. C. EVANSON. VTTtffTTTTTtTfTTTtTTTfTtTT It will be an act of economy to look over v new line of Dress Skirts Petticoats Flannel Wrappers ( Etc. In fact the stock was never as complete' w» now. I Don't Hesitate!! VW&tZi. There is no comparison between Tailor made and ready made Clothing and the difference in price is nothing compared with the difference in wear. . We have thousands of samples to select from. Ju$t look at these prices for tailpr made clothing: Suits, $9 to $40 Pants, $2.50 to $io.oQ Cleaning, Dyeing and Scouring promptly attended to. Bring in that old Suit and we will make it look like new. John D. Lodtz. •v-Sp* • ' • • • * ieeeooooott«oooeoaooeoooMo| Don't Hurry *, i -y^y * ̂ *•' *1 ' *4 1' • about buying your Winter Goods. There is time to invest- ! igate and while investigating | what we have in the way of J •- ' * \ , ' < £ QOODS, WA1STIN0&, SKIRTS, HOSIERY, ETC. "V •?*'r ?•' £ ' X ' r It; will be to- your interest to c%U. We belieya in. J- _ < | t i c k s a l e n a n d s m a l l p r o ^ . ' • ' ; .• .> ' V- <• ' y [• ' y [• • v': ..V;' [ F. A. tSOtfLXNOeR >Mo«»aiHHHHWOBa«»oo»owifloet New Pianos which I can., GUARANTEE for ^EN YEAR& from $150 up. Good used Pianos from $75 to $150* Pianos to rent from $a.oo to $4.00 a month. Six months rent allowed on purchase. I have a few. second hand Organs, taken in exchange for Pianos, which I will sell at Bargains or rent for . $1.00 a month. PIANO TUNING AND REPAIRING at reasonable prices. first Class Work Only. McHenry. > ^V"r Hm OWEN. S>.X-h mnnnnim wiiiiiiiniiwiiiiiiiwiiinwillllliliiiWiliMllWllllimiWiWllwiiwwii Farmers! -I AH AGENT FOB THE CELEBRATED- MINNIE iOd OSBORNE BINDERS AND MOWERS which rank among the best makes in the country and I guarantee them to give the best of satisfaction. I also have a com­ plete line of Plows, Harrows, Disc Har­ rows, Cultivators and everything needed by the Farmer. Before buying your farm machinery get my prices and you'll never regret it Will soon b*ve a carjlotiA <4 Twine. hu ••fn*tu>miiiHin««Mittti tmnn •Miitit iaiiBm>MiiMi AMAMJ&AMUMJ FTYCCRRRRRRRCTRRCFF ITTRRRNWRVVTIVRRRRRRRR WRIVTI FYLRYVWRTTTMY NRWRT«*NTFLNRTT FNLV\VVV^VVV«NVI • •» r -p"'. ri', * 4 ̂*< '-1 West McHenry fill BAMIH SALE WEEK TfMWM 3 JSC,' &'•HAlMtZ. Professional* Society > a.nd Businesss Cards •f DAVID G. WELLS, M. D, PHYSICIAN, SURGEON AND UC'U] Office and residence corner Elm Green streets, McHenry. w -- :V .... 0. H. FEGEB8, U. J>. . '* DHY8IOIAN AND SURGEON. McRMUK 111. Office at Residence, corner OoarkaMt" * • :M> Elm streets. Telephone 333. * : i KNIGHT & BROWN. A-TSPoY^,flAW- ;-jf --?f-; * D. T. SMILEY, A TTOKNEY, Counselor, Solicitor and N# \ _ public. Will give prompt and li*» mediate attention to all business intrusted 1 his care. Office in Hoy's Block. » Woodstock, 11 •# *. P. C. ROSS. D. D. Office over Petesch's Drag Store. - " ALL WORK PERTAININQ TO MODEItN DfCNTIgTB^ " " Nitrous Oxld Gas for Extracti«^J Hours 7:80 a. m. to 5:30 p. m. * > S0HOAT WOBK BT AP?(URTH1I# ' ~ -- sj.y UMY DCKTIBT OH THK WOT DR. ©. OHAMBERLIN " • •- " ' •• Office over fioursfrom Bffley'g Drug 8:»a. m. to 5:30l». * ̂ ARTHUR BREMKEN, M. ft? / PMYSU^IAN AND SURGEON ' • / (Oeutacher Arzt.) < Spring Urove, lllinolt. -i - Q^o. Meyers General Teaming; of all kinds. Excavating and Grading. ncHENRY - - - - - ILLINOIS. Telephone, Market 1714. LAT1BERT Q. SENG BUFFET Headquarters for McHenry and McHenry county visitors. / . Prank Keppler, John Sdtirrei, 92 Mfth Ave.. Chicago. Attendant^; | H. C. MEAD, Kg: JuBtice of the Peace and General • ->' • • sorance Agent, including Accident"A' -t,. and Life Insurance. Agent for Continental Casualty Co. Iusntf v •' • with home agents, smooth-tongue strangeM sometimes lead people astray. '/ WCSTMOHBHST. * - ItJU Tekplwne No. 393. SIMON STOFFEL Insurance Agent for all classes of property in the best Companies. ; . ^ West McHenry, Illinois' dOCIfiTIES. MASONIC. MCHENRY LODGE, No. 158, A. F.and A. M.- Kegular Communications the second am fourth Mondays In each month. 8. 8. OHAPELL. W. M. O. B. THUBLWELL. Secy. W. C. O. F. St. Patrick's Court. No. 187, W. O. O. F.,me«t the First and Third Saturday afternoon of each month, at Forester Hall. MRS. MAKY COBB. Chief Ranger. Mas. MATILDA MEYERS, secretary. M. W. A. Regular Meetings every Second and Fourth Wednesday evenings of ench month, at 8tof» fei'sHall, John Kimball, Oonsul. H.O. M*AD Clerk. „ O.O. F. *" Meet First and Third Sundays of ucfc month in Forester Ilall. ANTON ENGKI.N, Chief Ranger. JOHN NEISS, Recording Secretary. Louis OERTEL, Financial Secretary^ JOHN J. HARBIAM, Treasurer. Trustees' John Heimer, Anton Engela. Ben Lauer. C. O. F. St. Patrick Court No. 746, C. O. F. Meetings held the Second,and Fourth Monday evenings of each month in Forester Hall. 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