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DO YOU GET DP WITH A LAME BACK •S&z :*'•': "IF YOU SEE IT IN OUR AD, ITS SO." i-.. it 5."?- -^ Pf'BLTfUiED EArERV THURSDAY BY flflC McHENRV PLAINDEALCR COMPANY. Miserable; Trouble J. B. PEBRT, TTMD. W. A. I'BISTY, Sec. vRANOKB. Almost every who reads the news-Pves. due papers is sure « II I). SCHOONMAKKR, Editor Bottle Telephone, No. tit eee<MMMNKwoooooo»eeeeee«i | is Bank Building. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: *-\y-.. One year 81* months. 75 ctA. >; $IM Three months. 40cts. Thursday, December 3, 1903* I OK RKI'RKSKXTATIVE. 1 hereby announce uiynelf as a candi­ date for the «ffi<e of Stat* Representa­ tive from this di^triot subject to the action of the Republican Conventions and ask the support of the Republican voters of McHenry county for my nomi­ nation. Very respectfully, lfi-tf. J. fa GRACY. Mr. and Mrs. John J. Bishop were pleasantly surprised Sunday. NOT. 22. it being their eleventh anniversary, •bout twentv etiepta were present. Messrs. and Mesdames J. J Bishop, 'Wm. Fisher, Win. Thurlwell. Misses Minnie Toriyan of Waukegan and Millie Jjawrent e, and Lewis Bishop were the guests of Wm. Thnrlwell, Jr., Thanks­ giving day. ow of the wonderful cures made by Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, the great kidney, liver and bladder remedy. It is the great medi­ cal triumph of the nine­ teenth century; dis­ covered after years of scientific research by Dr. Kilmer, the emi- " nent kidney and blad­ der specialist, and is wonderfully successful in promptly curing lame back, kidney, bladder, uric acid trou­ bles and Bright s Disease, which is the worst form of kidney trouble. Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root is not rec­ ommended for everything but if you have kid­ ney, liver or bladder trouble it will be found Just the remedy you need. It has been tested in so many ways, in hospital work, in private practice, among the helpless too poor to pur­ chase relief and has proved so successful in every case that a special arrangement has been made by which all readers of this paper who have not already tried it, may have a sample bottle sent free by mail, also a book telling more about Swamp-Root and how to find out if you have kidney or bladder trouble. When writing mention reading this generous offer Sn this paper and send your address to Dr. Kilmer & Co.,Bing- hamton, N. Y. The regular fifty cent and Home of Gwamp-itoot. KMEKALI) PARK. Mrs. Ed. Knox s^eat last Friday in Chicago. Harry Bacon of Chicago spent Tues­ day with friends here. Misses Nellie and Irene Frisby spent Monday with Chicago friends. Miss Lizzie Gorman of McHenry spent 8nnday with the Misses Aylward. . Eld Sutton spent a few days the first of the week with relatives in Chicago and Elgin. Ed. Larkin and daughter, Benlah, of Elgin visited at E. J. Sutton's Friday and Saturday. Miss Anna Frisby is assisting Mrs. Geo. Walmsley with her household duties this week Mike Weston of Algonquin is spend­ ing a few days this week with J. B. Frisby and family. Miss Joanna Dal|on of Chicago is vis­ aing her relatives in this vicinity and Barreyille this week. Miss Lola Aylward of Elgin spent Tuanksgiving day and the remainder of the week with her sister here. Mr. and Mrs. J no Smith and son, Jo- sie, spent Thursday last with the for­ mer's parents north of McHenry. Jas. Keating, son, Lawrence, and Mr. Stark of Chicago spent a few days the first of the week at J. B Frisby's. Robt. E. Sutton went to Elgin Mon­ day where be will attend Ellis Modern Business college during the winter months. Mr. and Mrs. Frank O'Flarety and Thos. Frisby of Elgin spent Thanks giving with Mrs E. Frisby and family west of here. Mesprs. R J. Sutton, J. B. Frisby and H. Felmeten, Misses Nellie Frisby and Lucy Sutton were Chicago passengers Wednesday morning where they will attend the stock show and visit relatives a few days. Report from the R<-,fnrni School. J. G. Glnck, Superintendent, Prunty- town, W Va . writes: "After trying all other advertised cough medicines we have decided to use Foley 's Honey and Tar exclusively in the West Virgin ia Reform St-hool I find it the most effective and absolutely harmless." Sold by G Besley, W. McHenry. WOODSTOCK. Will.Rhodes was nut from Chicago over Snuda- . Miss MHT U'Mxnns was a Chicago vtrtit.ir ttin nc <ti uin .veek Mr and Mrs. J. S. Andrews visited with relatives and friends at Nunda Sunday evening. His admirerx here are anxiously wait­ ing for the h cture by the Rev. Thomas Sherman on the 14th inst. Walter Watson left on Monday for Tempe, Ariz., where his parents, Mr and Mrs. O W. Watson, have been for some time. Miss Lillie Schroeder returned to Chi cago Sunday after a visit of a few days with her garents, Mr. and Mrs. F. J. Schroeder. Mrs Sarah Wakefield of Ridgefield visited with her sister, Mrs. L. D. Leai­ mers, Monday last. The latter is re covering from a severe sprained ankle. Mrs. Leonard Perkins and son, James, left on Sunday evening for their home at Springfield, Mo., after a visit of three weeks at the home* of Supervisor Fred Perkins in Seneca dollar sizes are sold by all good druggists. Want Column. •11 advertisements inserted under thin head at the following rate#: Five lines\m* les*». 2ft cents for first insertion; 15 cenu for eaoKj nubsequent insertion. More than Ave lines, 5 cents a line for first insertion, and 3 cents a line for additional insertions. Mqwoeone--liquid oxygen--iB the only product that can kill germs in the body without killing you. No man knows any other way to destroy the cause of any genu disease. It is new to America, and millions who need it don't know of it. For that reason we make this remarkable offer. We will buy the first bottle and you need it. We will gladly, to convince you ever that Liquozone does kill germs. We Paid $100,000 for the rights to Liquozone for the United States. We tested this'product for years in the most difficult germ diseases; then we bought these rights for the highest price ever paid for a scientific discovery. We paid that price because Liquozone does what all the skill in the world can­ not do without it. Any drug that kills germs is a poison to you and it cannot be taken internally. The best physicians, the world over, employ Liquozone alone for germ troubles; and any physician who doesn't is almost helpless in any gerxn disease. Just Oxygen. Liquozone is simply liquid oxygen--no drugs, no alcohol in it. It is the discovery of Pauli, the great German chemist, who spent 20 years on it. His object was to get such an excess of oxygen in staple form into the blood that no germ could live in any membrane or tissue. Liquozone does that. The results ere so certain that we publish on every bottle an offer of #1,000 for a germ that it can­ not kill. Yet oxygen is Nature's greatest tonic--the very source of your vitality. Its effects are exhilarating, purifying, vitalizing. But germ»"are vegetables; and this excess of oxygen--tlie very life of an animal--is deadly to vegetable matter. We spend 14 days in making each bot­ tle of Liquozone, and the result is liquid oxygen--the best thing in the world for you, yet certain destruction to disease ferms, wherever the Liquozone-laden lood goes. Germ Diseases. These are the known germ diseases. All thatmedioine can do for these troubles is to help Nature overcome the germs, and such results are indirect and un­ certain. Liquozone kills the germs, wherever they are, and the results are in­ evitable. By destroying the cause of the trouble, it. invariably ends the disease, and forever. Hay Fever--Influenza Kidney Diseases La Grippe Leucorrnea LWar Tronble* Malaria--Neuralgia Many Heart Troubles Pllos -- Pneumonia Pleurisy--(juluay Rheumatism Skin Diseases Dysentery--Diarrhea Dandruff--Dropsy Dyspepsia Eczema--Ery sipelas Fevers--Gall Stones Goltro--Gout Gonorrhea-- Gleet Asthma Abscess--Anemia Bronchitis Blood Poison Brl gilt's Disease Bowel Troubles Coughs--('olds Consumption Colic--Croup Constipation Catarrh--Cancer Scrofula--SypMKs x Stomach Troubles H Throat Troubles Tuberculosis Tumors--Ulcers Varicocele Women's Diseases All diseases that befin with fever--all Inflam* matlon--all catarrh--all contagious diseases--all the results of Impure or poisoned blood. In nervous debility Liquozone acts as a vttal- Izer, accomplishing what no drugs can 4a. 50c. Bottle Free. If you need Liquozone, and have never tried it, please send us this coupon. We will then mail you an order on your local druggist for a full-size bottle, and we will pay your druggist ourselves for it. This is our free gift, made to convince you; to show you what Liquozone is, and what it can do. In justice to yourself, please accept it to-day, for it places you under no obligation whatever. Liquozone costs 50c. and $1. Holidays CUT OUT THIS COUPON for this offer may not appear again. Fill out the blanks and mall It to the Liquid Ozone Co., 221-229 £. Kinzle St., Chicago. My disease is .". I have never tried Liquozone. but if jaa will supply tut) a 60c. bottle tree I will take it. 8 B Q F I Qlre fall address-- write plainly. Any physician or hospital not yet using Ltqno* one will be gladly supplied for a test. XjV)R SALE--Half Interest, or the whole, of two sternwheel steamboats, with an es­ tablished trade. Will sell cheap. Getting too old for the work. Address, John Anderson. 8Sf Alice Place, Chicago, 111. 33-4t. The Me_yers farm, ly- lake. Apply to Usher & Manu, Elgin, III. Mar. 1* T^OB RENT CHEAP ing on the east side of Pistakee TJVJR SALE--On account of other business The Commercial Hotel and furniture, steam heat. gas. artesian water, etc. A snap for a quick buyer. Better than a farm as sir investment. Act today. Address. GEO. E SMITH, Byron 111. Please mention this papei 23-tf. WE HAVE FOK RENT the Brigg Still farm one-half mile east of W<K>dsto<"k. con­ sisting of 157 acres of land. Fine buildings, one of the best farms in our vicinity, cash rent price, $800.00. Peter Senger farm of 160 acres; on shares or cash to a responsible tenant. D. B. Truax farm of 212 acres; cash or or shares to a responsible tenant. Charles Blakeslee farm of 184 acres; good farm--rent. $300.00. LCMLEY. WHITESIDE & MPRPBT, 23-tf. Woodstock, 111. TXTILL SELL--Parlor suit (7 pieoeri ) 2 center *' tables. 2 kitchen tables, kitchen stove, base burner, wash stand, single bed st.ead. chairs, etc.. at Stegmau bouse on Pearl St.. on Friday, December 4th, from 2to5oYloi*k p. m. » JOHN DRAUN. TXTANTEIV-- SEVERAL PERSONS OF CHAR- * * acter and good reputation in each state (one In this county required) to represent am advertise old established and wealthy busi­ ness house of solid financial standing. Halarv 121.00 weekly with expenses additional, all payable in cash direct every Wednesday from nead offices. Horse and carriage furnished when necessary. References. Enclose self addressed envelope. Colonial, 3iC! Dearborn street, Chicago. • 9-16t SALE -Choice 2-year-old Holstein bull--gentle and orderly. Also lot of choice heifers. F. K. Granger. 10-t.t J? h.i fe' fe" v ' P#' Hettar than a Planter. A piece of flannel dampened with Chamberlain's Pain Balm and bound on the affected parts is better than a plas­ ter for a lame back and for pains in the Ride or chest. Pain Balm has no supe rior as a liniment for the relief of deep seated, muscular and rheumatic pains. Fur sale by all druggists. Careless. Jackson Trays--My wife found a half dozen poker chips In my pocket this morning. Severn Supp--Whew! What did she *a.v? Jackson Trays--Lectured me on my carelessness in not having cashed them / l|».--Catht He Stundu rd uiul Times. FA™ FOR fc>ALE-Coinaining 62 aeries Black soil, clay subsoi'. One-half mile west of West McHenry. 17-tf JOHN M. WALS®: Tj^ARMS FOR SALE OR RENT--I have foi E sale or rent two good (arms, near Mc Henry. For full particulars address 17-tf H. C. MEAD, V. McHenry, III. t*TANTED--Faithful person to travel for " * well established house in a few counties calling on retail merchants and ugents. Lo cat territory. Salary 320.011 per wei k with ex penses additional, a'.l Davuole in cash eac) week. Money for expenses advanced. Posi tion permanent. Business successful an< rushing. Standard House, 330 Dearborn St Chicago. 20-ltJi Large Crown Jewel base burn- good repair. Will be sold very cheap. Inquire at this office. 20-tt T2V)R SALE- er, in XpARM FOR SALE--Having purchased H A stock of merchandise and going into thi store business, I offer my farm, consisting ol 160 acres of land situated in the town of Rich­ mond, for sale. FHANK SCHI:MACHI:II, 21-3t* Kiugwood, 111. merchandise; one feed elevator and coa sheds, with good trade in feed, grain, seeds, ;ait, cement, coal, etc; one ten room house. ft*>d barn and throe acres of land. Ail of above for s:i!e, and will sell separately or to- Hether as purcnaser may desir". An espec lall.v good opportunity for investing in an tabiished business. J. E. CRISTY, 22-tf ' Ringwood, III. PR OB A TE NE WS j • iiiiwinniiMiimwwimnM>MiwMmii»Mii^ REAL, ESTATK TRANSFERS. Joseph H. Collen & w to William Schwartz, lots 1. 2, 3,4,6,7, 10, 11,14, l.». 18, 19 & 22, blk 12, Plersou's add 11 to Crystal Lake 12550 00 Itosall Vromun & hus to Josephine O Pierce, piece in seH neM sec30, Nunda 1500 00 Mary Catherine Klapperich to Henry J. Klapperich, land In sees 5, 7 and 9, McHenry, range fl. 8400 00 Albert L Howe & w to Carl Strueh, It 3, Orchard Beach and 5 acres in sec 24, McHenry, range S 900 00 MARRIAGE LICENSES. Charles T. Allen, 21 Cary Vera L. Mentch, 20. Cary John M. Chapman, 42 Capron Carrie Ostrum. 29 Capron EXECUTOR'S NOTICE. Estate of Alice Fegers, deceased. The Undersigned, having been appointed Executor of the last Will and Testament of Alice Fegers, deceased, late of the County of vie Henry and State of Illinois, hereby gives notice that he will appear befor® the County !ourt of McHenry County, at the Court House in Woodstock. :it the .lanuarv Te m, ill the first Monday in Tanuary ne\t. at wliich time all persons having claims against said state are notified and requested to attend for the purpose of having the same adjusted. All persons Indebted to said estate are re­ quested to make immediate payment to the indersigned. Dated this 10th dav of November A. I). 1903. Jl-3t CHARLES 11. FKOERS. Executor. A Frightened Horse, Running like mad down the street, lumping the occupants, or a hundred ither accidents, are everyday occur rencea. It behooyes everybody to have 1 reliable Salve handy and there's none is good as Bucklen's Arnica Salve, ftnrns, Cuts, Sores. Eczema and Piles Inappear quickly under its soothing effect 25c, at Julia A. Story's, McHen ry, and G. W, Besley's, West McHenry, drug stores. A Late Rejteutanee. "Mndum," said the leader of the brigunds, "we'll have to hold you until your husband ransoms you." "Alas!" replied the woman. "I wish I'd treated him a little better!"--New Yorker. The Ideal She--Am I the first woman you ever loved ? - « He--Yes. Am I the first man who ever loved you? She (tempestuously)--You are insult­ ing! mm Jait the Sight of Him. Pan--Reggie has been engaged to any number of girls, but he always - gets out of It. Flo--How? Fan--Oh. be merely goes and asks t -the father's consent, and that settles It ' ^ \ , . ffft* from Membranous Croup, '*H> little boy bad a severe attack of :i:br*"ons croup and only got relief after taking Foley's Honey and Tar, " SH> «*C. W. Lynch, a prominent citizen of Winchester, Ind. "He got relief aft­ er the first dose and I feel that it saved the life of my boy." Sold by O. W. ftwley, djrnggist, W. MoHenry. Revolution Imminent. A sure sijjn of approaching revolt ane' serious trouble in your system is uei vousness, sleeplessness or s'omach uj> sets. Electric Bitters will quickly dis­ member the troublesome causes. Ii never fails to tone the stomach, regu late the Kidneys and Bowels, stituulatf- the Liver and clarify the blood. Run down systems benefit particularly anc all the usual attending aches vanish un­ der its searching and thorough effective­ ness. Electric Bitters is only 50c, and that is returned if it doesn't give per­ fect satisfaction. Guaranteed by Julta A. Story, McHenry, and G. W. Beslay, W. McHenry, drnggists. Interesting Norwegian Custom. Men attending state balls in Norway are not left in doubt as to whether or not the women enn be counted on for dancing. The custom of the court de­ crees that those women who intend to dance shall wear white, while those not desiring to trip the light fantastic toe shall appear In black. It is an idea which American men would like to see adopted. B I I IOUH Colic Prevented. Take a double dose of Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy as soon as the firMt Indication of the dis ease appears and a threatened attack may be warded off. Hundreds of peo- . -. pie who are subject to attacks of bilious rigidly regular in your treat- colic use the0reuiedy in this way with mtnt yOU will win. WEEDS Consumption is a human weed flourishing best in weak lungs. Like other weeds it's easily destroyed while young; when old, sometimes in*- possible. Strengthen the lungs as you would weak land and the weeds will disappear. The best lung fertilizer is Scott's Emulsion. Salt pork is good too, but it is very hard to digest. The time to treat consump­ tion is when you begin trying to hide it from yourself. Others see it, you won't. Don't wait until you can't deceive yourself any longer. Begin with the first thought to take Scott's Emulsion. If it isn't really consumption so much the better; you will soon forget it and be Setter for the treatment. If it is consump­ tion you can't expect to be cured at once, but if you will begin in time and will be perfect success, gists. For sale by all drug- A tlard Crobleai. A certain debuting society Is discuss­ ing The question as to which is the an­ grier--the husband who goes home and finds that the dinner Is not ready or the wife who has dinner ready and whose hushnnd does not come home. It is believed that the debate will end In a draw. O Bean the fiiffMtue of T O n i A . . ilhe Kind You Have Always Bought /F ma Mna TOU tiave Always Try the "Want ad" column, Scott's Emulsion, fresh air, rest all you can, eat all you can, that's the treatment and that's the best treatment. We will send you a little of the Emul­ sion free. B« »ure that this picture is the form of a label u on tbe wrapper of every bottle of Emulsion you biiy. SCOTT & BOWNE, Chemists, 409 Pearl St., N. Y. 50c. sad $ti a& druggist* AVfcgetable Preparationfor As­ similating lUeFoodandRegula- ling the Stomachs and Bowels of Fsl iNFAN I-S /CttiLDKLN Promotes Digeslion,CheerfuS- ness and Rest.Contains neither Opiunt.Morplune nor Mineral. upi N< OT "NARCOTIC. frape or OU DrSANUELPtTCUUl Setd>~ Alx.Smna * RorhfUf SaUt - jirUtvr SrriJ + Jkpj>pnntr:l -£i 1-lVfrtt- >fafr * Hinft Seed. - Ganfted • foMT ithtCrijrtt-'t/i rtavor. Aperfecl Remedy for Constipa­ tion , Sour Stomach,Diarrhoea Worms .Convulsions .Fevensh- ness and Loss OF SLEEP. Facsimile Signature of NEW YORK. For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of At b; monlhs old OSES.- I5C. MS EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER In Use For Over Thirty Years GASTORIA W YORK CITY. Best for Best for Business 6!c a day It's the ptrfict service that rtachts tveryutlurt--thafa why it's the greatest service -- the best for you. CHICAGO TELEPHONE COMPANY \ Special! lins in heating stoves Something that is of gfeat interest t o those who are in rieed of a Heater. Tliis special offer is holding for a limited time only. SEE THE STOVES! F. L. McOMBER West Side Hardware. will soon be here, bnt we have been prepared for them some time. This week we will nnpack a choice lot of „ Christinas goods, not all of the cheap, gandy kind, but articles of some merit. All kind* of Games, Dolls and Substantial Toys! Also hundreds of articles in the novelty linen Watt-h for onr window display. It will give you an idea of what we have inside. Shoes, Underwear, Gloves Caps, Felt Boots and all kinds of cold weather wearing apparel. Successor to S. Stoffel. West McHenry. i«MOOOOO«4 F. A. BOH LANDER j 1 When You Build No matter whether it he a mansion, cottage, barn or shed, let us give you figures on the material. Oar prices are as low as any and we handle everything needed in the construction of Buildings. Lumber, Sash, Doors, Blinds, Building Paper, Cement, Lime, Etc. Also large stock of Brick, Tile and Pence Wire. Hard and Soft Coal. FEED, GRAIN AND FLOUR Can sell feed in any quantity to suit the purchaser at low­ est market prices. We also buy and sell all kinds of Grain. WHITE SWAN FLOUR is hard to beat. Try a sack and be convinced. We wish to thank the people of this yieinity for the patronage of the past and hope by fair dealing and honest prices to retain their patronage. WILBUR LUflBER CO. McHENRY, ILLINOIS. WWW WWW. WNM MtfW MMMtf AMMW WWW WWW MWWMMAY WMtt Nt/mt ft/NI A A m »T« >T§ »T> »Ti m iT» A >Ti >Ti »T> 1T1 >T« «T> A A »T« A A A A A WMJJ LTNRI IM W Y LY IXI IAI IJ.* TP IXI IJJ »I W WI W IPIYGRWFWWW New Pianos which I can GUARANTEE for TEN YEARS from $150 up. Good used Pianos from $75 to $150. Pianos to rent from $2.00 to $4.00 a month. Six months rent allowed on purchase. I have a few second hand Organs, taken in exchange for Pianos, which I will sell at Bargains or rent for $1.00 a month. PIANO TUNING AND REPAIRING at reasonable prices. First Class Work Only. McHenry. R. H. OWEN. i A A Jk A A A A «T» A A A A A A A »T> A A A A A Christmas Furniture! That's what is now taking up our entire attention. Our display this year is larger and better than any previous effort owing to the greater demand. Peo­ ple are becoming more careful in selecting Gifts and buy presents that are both ornamental and useful. We invite everybody, especially the ladies, to call and look over our handsome line of Bedroom Sets, Chairs, Center Tables, Rockers, Couches, Desks, Side Boards, Steel and Wood Bed Steads, Parlor Suits, Book Cases, Lace Curtains, Carpets and Rugs. For the little folks we have a big display of Wagons, Sleds, Hobby Horses and everything in the way of CHRISTHAS TOYS. JACOB JUSTEN