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£Hbi MA S&hmm •Msss&MI For hard colds, bronchitis, asthma, and coughs of all kinds, you cannot take any­ thing better than Ayer's Cherry Pectoral Cherry Pectoral. Ask yout own doctor if fhis is not so. He uses it. He understands why it soothes- and heals. " I had a terrible for week®. Then I took Ayer's Olierrv Pectoral «nd only one bottle completely cured me.** Mus. .1. B. DANPORTH, St. .Joseph, Mich. ?V... WC.. J. C. AYFR CO'., hbiotmmhhm for ^ ^ C o u g h s , C o l d s Y.u will hasten recovery by tak- |r •* on© of Ayer's Pills at bedtime. THE Czar is looking for new leaders for the spring war game. He would make a great hit if he coald purchase Uyaula's release froui the Japanese. The McHenrv Plaindealer " PUBLISH ED EVERY THURSDAY BY NcHCNRY PLAINDEALER COMPANY. |P: K. GRANGER. : W. A. CRISTY, Pres. • Sec. " F. G.SCH REINER,-Editor J. B. PEBBT, Treas. Office in Bank Building. Telephone, N6.27!. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: tl.flO Three months. 40ctS. One year TO* months, 75cts. Thursday, March 30, 1905. • /7 1 VILLAGE CAUCUS. _ The voters of the village of McHenry are requested to meet at the village hall INI Saturday, ApriLl, at 2 o'clock p. m., to place in nomination candidates for the following offices: One village pres- ^ ident, three trustees and one village clerk, to be elected at an election to be held on Tuesday, April 18, 1905. " JOHN STOFFEL, Village Clerk. AFTER he gets his poison squad sea­ soned properly Dr. Wiley should furnish a real test by keeping them on restaur­ ant fare as steady diet for a few months. MR. ROCKEFELLER ordered repairs to a Lake wood church because the ws- ter leaked in freely. He might order re­ pairs to Wall street for the same reason. Want Column. All advertisement* Inserted under thin bewl M the following rates1 Five line* or lexis, It cent* for Brat insertion; 16 cents lor 't»cA subsequent immrtton. More than live llneti, 5 ceiitK a line (or Int Inrartton, and 3 cents a line for additional insertion*. « SPRING & E A S T E R SUITS! N^EAM FOR SALE CHEAP--A good team of draft horses, WEIGHT SHOO pounds. Tn- cisireof F. C. PELTZ, City Drayman.' 40-tf for general housework. Apply at the Northwest 39-tf V\TANTED-»lr l * ' (iood wage*, EM hotel. IF Senator J. Frank Allee had con­ sented to resign in favor ot any other man than Addicks, one watchmaker's seat would have been vacant in the Sen­ ate. J. EDWARD ADDICKS says he will not accept an appointment in the diplomat­ ic service. Aside from the fact that he has not been asked, he may have other "CV>U RENT--Front flat above Evanson's A store. City water, all modern. Inquire ut £he store. 40-tf IT is now proposed to nominate Alton B. Parker for appellate judge in New York. IF he loses that there will be nothing left for him to do birtg,start a magazine. ~ IF Mrs. Header of New York and Paris is so certain that she can make Santo Domingo pay it might be cheaper to employ her than to send a battle-ship down there. COMMISSIONER GARFIELD found that the Beef trust makns only 99 cents on<a steer. Has it occurred to anyone that the Beef trust may have given him the wrong steer? KANSAS will have to look to her anti­ trust laurels. The grand jury at Cyn- thiana, Kentucky, returned 200 indict­ ments against the Standard Oil Co., and it wasn't its crowded hour, either. ,THE equinox ran in a little ahead with a full load of bad weather. of , PRESIDENT CASTRO should be pre­ sented with a copy of the Simple Life. WHAT is the latest thing in broad liripes? asks an inquirer. Probably the new batch of convicts. WHEN the bill collectors worry him loo much President Castro takes, to the tell Venznelan timber. , MRS. CHADWICK may break into the magazines, but her jailers will keep her off of the stage for awhile. COLORADO may not know it, but she vi%managing to mess up the national sit­ uation to an annoying extent. RUSSIAN official at home runs al- »ost as much risk of being shot as the 4M§e who goes to the front in Asia. A DES MOINES youth has demonstrat­ ed that he has two hearts. It has not been determined yet whether he will go on the museum circuit OF have the Iowa senators secure him a consular appoint­ ment. BY the time that Commissioner Gar­ field gets-ready the Standard Oil com­ pany will have a set of bdoks that will show plainly that Mr. Rockefeller works only to keep up the endowed colleges and hospitals. IT is easy to understand why a man tiho can get a job at anything else does 8>ot care to be governor of Colorado. * RUSSELL SAGE manages to go along 1 quietly and comfortably without get- . Hog mixed up in any investigations. 1 ONE of the Missouri boodlers has lost Ws mind. It seems it failed ubder the •train of remorse at being found out. ; As the mother of the trusts New Jer- "«ey must feel terr bly grieved to see how Kansas is treating one of her children. THE latest pictures of Oyama show tbat he is never too busy to keep his fQorning appointment with hfs barber. A Safe Cough Medicine for Children. In buying a cough medicine for chil­ dren never be afraid to buy Chamber­ lain's Cougb Remedy. There is no dan­ ger from it and relief is always sure to follow. It is especially valuable for colds, croup and whooping cough. For sale by all druggists. Annual Town Meeting and Election. Notice is hereby given to the legal voters, residents of the township of Mc Henry, county of McHenry and state of Illinois, that the annual township meeting and election of officers of said township v.-ill t»ke place Tuesday, April 4, proximo, bi ing Ihe first Tuesday in said month. The flection will begin at 7:00 o'clock a. in., and close at 5:00 p. m., in the places designated as folioWB: Precinct No. 1: Woodman hall, Ring- wood, 111.; precinct No. 2, village hall, McHenry, 111. The officers to be elect ed are: One supervisor, one town clerk, one assessor, one collector, one commis­ sioner of highways, two justices of the peace and two constables. The town meeting will open in the village hall, McHenry, at 2:00jp. m., and after choos­ ing a moderator will proceed to hear and consider reports of officers, to appropri ate money to defray the necessary ex penses of the township, and to deliber ate and decide on such measures as may in pursuance of law come before the meeting. Given under my hand this twenty-third (23rd) day of March, A. D. 1905. "CHAS. B. HARMSEN, Town Clerk. s PERHAPS the administration politi­ cians think that a cold deal is just suit- fid to Mr. Fairbanks' normal tempera- $»re. ' ST. PETERSBURG does not know Where her Manchurian army is, but tile chances are that Oyama does. Ask \ ' l d l 1 1 , -- _ MRS. CHADWICK denies that she ever galled Mr. Carnegie her father. If she did he didn't answer, BO what are the \ «dds? I * TOM LAWSON is perhaps realizing . that it is impossible to write a magazine ar(;icje will be as interesting as the <ebver. "WHEN did the waste-basket origin- . ate?" asks the New York Press. At the pame time that the spring poets began their output. ROJ EST v ENSKY' S embarrassments would be increased if his government ,•/ if ere to give him a search warrant for l?-V Admiral Togo. THE Czar cannot deny that he would have saved a great deal of money jf he "liad taken Japan's advice about sor tendering early WITH Walter Wellman and theKais •r both urging the Czar to make peace there seems to be nothing left for him to do but to submit. IT might help to suspend the Monroe doctrine long enough to allow France to "prevent Venznela from sending an army to invade this country. KANSAS declares that fhe is in a fight j/ |o the finish with oil. But in takiner this stand she ought to remember tbat ihe is on slippery ground THE Georgia judge's decision that chain-cang work is wrong will be heart ily indorsed bv prisoners who object to .'tiaving their rest disturbed. J Tfte McHenry Ptotojraplier j HAKES PHOTOS f PERMANENT ^ ARTISTIC i FAULTLESS \ at popular prices. Always some \ attraction given away with every W dozen. In order to more fully in- 4 troduce my work in this cbmmun- \ ity I have decided to make the reg- • ular cabinet size photo at $2.00 k per dozen, for a short time only. \ Waukegan St., near the Standpipe ^ WEST McHENRY, ILL. f J W. C. T. U. PRESS DEPARTMENT! I _ | [The Plaindealer does not hold itself respon­ sible for the opinions expressed in this col­ umn.-- E».L Wine is a mocker, strong drink is rag­ ing rand whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise. Prov. 20-1. If (my feel their w eakness as little children feel it, let: them know that the spirit of God broods over them as a mother over her babe. Sir Andrew Clark, the fsmons En­ glish physician, said: "Good health will, m my opinion, always be injared by even small doses of alcohol." East Grand Forks, Minn., has forty- two saloons. The assessed valuation of ill property is $883,000, with a bonded ndebtedness of 26 per cent, in addition ro which there are outstanding unpaid warrants and other indebtedness, amounting to $50,000. In Grand Forks, N. D. the assessed valuation is $3,500,000, i ts bounded indebtedness being only 8i i»er cent. City warrants are at par and i >onds above par. In East Grand Forks there is one- third mile of paving, one mile of sewer and an $8,000 electric light plant. (}rand Forks has ten miles paved streets, electric light plant, sewer system, water works and a $45,000 filter. Notwith­ standing all this, the rate of taxation is ••iO per cent lower in Grand Forks, with all its improvements than in East Grand p'orks, with almost no improvements and its great saloon revenues. The old theory that the saloon brings business to a town, payes and lights its streets and reduces taxation has long -ince been exploded. It is simply one of the devil's plausible lies, with which ne tries to deceive and quiet good peo­ ple, that his work may go on unhin­ dered. If you cannot eat, sleep or work, feel mean, cross and ugly, take Hollister's Ltocky Mountain Tea this month. A tonic for tl^e sick. There is no remedy equal to it. 35 cents, Tea or Tablets. (T. W. Besley. , Very Low Kates to St. Loula, Mo., Via the North-Western Line. Excur -don tickets will be sold on May 13 to 22 inclusive, limited to return until May 24, inclusive, on aecoimt of National Baptist Anniversaries. Apply to agent* Chicago & North-Western R'y. May 22. MR. CLEVELAND answers the inter jrfnittent qu^tibn, What shall wedo^Aith ©ur ex-presidents? with 'Let them alAne to go fishing in peace and quiet. ' IN about; a million years, according to » Chicago professor, men will be trans­ formed into birds. Many of the women ^pow come under that classification. A Chicago Alderman Owes Hia Election to Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. I can heartily and conscientiously recommend Chamberlain's Cough Reme­ dy for affections of the throat and lungs, " says Hon. John Shenick, 220 So. Peoria St., Chicago. "Two years ago dnring a politico! campaign, I caught cold after being overheated, which ir­ ritated my throat and I was finally compelled to stop, as I could not speak aloud. In my extremity a ftiend ad­ vised me to use Chamberlaid's Cough Remedy. I took two doses that after­ noon and could not believe my senses when I found the next morning the inflammation had largely subsided. I took several doses that day, kept right on talking through the campaign, and I thank this medicine that I won my seat in the Council." This remedy is for sale by all druggists. Very Low Excursion Rated to San Fran cisco and I.ox Angeles, Via the North-Western Line, will be in effect from all stations April 10 to 14; inclusive, with favorable return limits, on account of Meeting Woodmen of the World. Two fast trains to California dai'y. "The Overland Limited, "Xtelectric lighted throughput), less than three days en route. Another fast train is "The California Express" with drawing room and tourist sleeping cars. For rates, tickets, etc., apply to agents Chicago & North-Western RJy. Apr 14 Strkies Hidden Rocks. When your ship of health strikes the hidden rocks of Consumption, Pneu­ monia, etc., yon are lost, if yon don't get help from Dr. - King's New Dis covery for Consumption. J. W. Mc- Kinnon, of Talladega Springs, Ala. writes: "I had been very ill with Pneu­ monia, under the care of two doctors but was getting no better when I began to take Dr. king's New Discovery. The first dose gave relief, and one bot­ tle cured me." Sure cure for sore throat, bronchitis, coughs and colds. ^Guaranteed at N. P. Petescli's and Julia A. Story 's, McHenry, and G: W: Besley's, West McHenry, drug stores, price 50c and $1.00. Trial bottle free. Having received a, full and complete line af Spring and Easter Samples, including: over'four hundred different styles of cloths, we wish to call your at­ tention to the fact that we are now prepared to fit you up in the latest of fashion, with the best quality of Goods that money cart buy. In particular, we wish to call your attention to "OUR SPECIAL j§ $17.50 GARMENT." These garments are made up |j in single-breasted sacks and we guarantee them to be just as we represent them to you. Our work- «}j manship, as some of McHenry's best people who %! wear our garments will tell you, ranks among the j| best. We duplicate any and all Chicago prices, & quality of goods, of course, considered. In order- gj ing your Spring or Summer Suit, we will be pleased to figure with you, as we knqw our work will please -g you. When once started to buy your Clothing from us we know you will conje here ever afterwards. $ Hoping that we may this year have.the pleasure of .. j| fitting you out and guaranteeing you perfect satis- ¥. ' faction in every respect, we are • \ ,. . •• ;; ~ ; -. . . .|p ; Yours very truly, g I v: J D. LODTZ. vj: :?4 Remember that w6 keep Pants pressed &nd shaped 3i for one year FREE OP CHARGE. N : , § i" C-- £| WHEN TIIU <|ET READY IO B U I L D Don't forget that we handle a very com­ plete line of Lumber of every description and everything necessary with which to Build % A MODERN HOUSE | We always strive to please our customers | and are ever ready and anxious to fulfill | their wants. So bear in mind that we | | are the Building Supply eadquarters. | | Our Feed Department is always complete. | I WILBUR LUMBER CO., I LWEST MCHERNY, ILLINOIS. | Jlboiit Groceries! k };* ;»•; ih « We always like to talk to you about Groceries, as this is our business, and we must do it to keep the public posted on what We are doing. Our line of staple as well as fancy groceries was never more complete. Everything fresh, we do- not let our goods get stale. Our prices are such as convince the economical housewife to buy her table provisions here. We also have a nice line of fresh bakery goods, fancy t'ruits and candies constant­ ly on hand. A call will convince you that this statement is correct. West flcHenry, 111. 3obn Stoffel. If yon want dangs, go to Petesch For Thin Babies Fat is of great account to a baby; that is why babies are fat. If your baby is scrawny, Scott's Emulsion is what he wants. The healthy baby stores as fat what it does not need immediately for bone and muscle. Fat babies are happy ; they do not cry; they are rich ; their fat is laid up for time of need. They are' happy because they are comfortable. The fat sur­ rounds their little nerves and cushions them. When t h e y a r e s c r a w n y t h o s e nerves are hurt at every ungentle touch. They delight in Scott's Emul­ sion. It is as sweet as wholesome to them. Send far frmm Mamptm. Be mire that this plctur* In the form of • l*bel it oa the wrapper of every bottle of Emulsion you buy. Scott 4r Bownm Chemists 4*9+413 Pmart Jfom Tmrk •feaad $1-00 All i i •5.* ?:« P H I L I P J A E G E R GENERAL COHMISSION MERCHANT SPECIAL ATTENTION GIVEN TO THE SALE OF i I... Stall I & 3, Pulton St Wholesale Market. Dressed Beef, flutton, Hogs, Veal, Poultry, Hides, Etc., Butter and Eggs Tags and price lists furnished .on COLD STORAGE FREE CHICAGO, ILLINOIS. This is the oldest house on the street application. * * ili Or S i * i i * * £ t %* Harper Rjye 'On Every Tongue.' m m * * * . IP m m m m t • • „ m "Uood as gold"~ recelved gold medals for superior excellence at J fr m m SOLD BY LEADING DEALERS. , * three world's Fairs--New Orleans, 1885; Chicago, 1893; Paris, 1900. I Yout instant control business Chicago Telephone TELEPHONE This Bank receives deposits, buys and sells Foreign and Do­ mestic Exchange and does a GENERAL BAKKlNfi BUSINESS. We endeavor to do all busi­ ness entrusted to our care in a mariner and upon terms entire* ly satisfactory to our custom­ ers and respectfully solicit the public patronage Honey to Loan on real estate and other first class se­ curity. Spec- ial attention given to collections. I N S U R A N C E in First Class Companies, at the Low­ est rates. Yours Respectfully 1 PERRY & OWEN, Notary Public. Bankers (l. ' Wholesale and retail dealer IN I am In the Market For Beef Veal riutton Hefi and Poultry Qlve me a call Smoked Keats, Sausage McHenry - Illinois IHeats! FRESH, SALT & SMOKED HEATS Vegetables and Fruit in Season. It ISF NJY^ISNTENTION to give all customers'the best service pos­ sible. 1 pay spot cash F:ir hides, poultry and stock ot all kinds, thus paying the lowest prices, and will sell on the same basis. We ALSO' buy Hogs for Kerber Packing Co. of Elgin, paying highest market prices. Drop us a card when ready to sell. A. C. MATTHEWS, WEST M'HENRY, ILL. ILLINOIS CENTRAL IfONESEEKERS RATES AT LESS THAN ONE FARE FOR THE ROUND TRIP TO THE SOUTH AND SOUTHWEST APf i lL 4 ind. IS On the above dates the Illinois Central wil l sell round-trip tickets from stations on its* Hue to. Jackson, Miss.,- Vicksburg, Miss., Natchez, Miss., New Orleans, La., and to all Illinois Central and Yazoo &. Mis­ sissippi Valley K. R. points in the States of Mississippi and Louisana. Also on sq,,me dates round-trip tickets to Jennings, La., Lake Charles,. La., Beaumont, Tex., Houston# Tex., San Antonio, Tex., and to points on the Southern Pacific It. It. in the States of Louisana (west of and including N-ew Iberia, La.) and Texas (east of and In­ cluding San Antonio, Tex.) Return Limit of 21 Days. Tickets, specific rates and f u l l information of " agents of the Illinois Central and . connecting lines. A. H. HANSON, G. F. A., Chicago. Apr |8 HOLLISTER'S ' tacky Mountain Tea Nuggets A Busy Medioine for Baiy People. Brings Golden Health and Renewed Vigor. •iackache. I t 's Rocky Mountain Ten In t a i rorm, 85 CPNTA a box. Genuine made B) .MSTKR PNRU COMPANY, Madison, Wis. ^EN NUGGETS FOR SALLOW PEOPLE Chicago & North-Western. Leave Chicago. a NI... 3.35 p M... 5.01 p m... 9.10am... 2.08 p m... Leave McHenry. 7.2<ia M... H.2I>a m... 5.26 pm... r.SRam. 1.(10 p III. EFF«ctlve Dec. 4. 1904. WEEK DAY TRAINS. NORTHBOUND .. ..Via L>es Plaines ."... Via Pes Plaines. Via Pes Plaines SUNDAY TRAINS. ..Via Pes Plaines ../ ....Via Elgin ..(in DAY TRAINS. 8OUTH BOUND. ...... .Via Elgin L.. .....Via Pes Plaines. Via Elgin. :.. MONDAY TRAINS. via Ki«in... Via Pes Plaines Arrive McHenry ..16.10'a m . . .I-.W p M ..O.^O p M -.11.14 a M .. 4.SA p M Arrive Chicago. . .10.1011 rn .#.55 a NJ .".7.00 p m -10.KS a M .. 7.00 p in PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM I**® ami iKw.nfie' 'lie hair. PROMOTES ft LI.MU wth. NEVER Faila to iScotdre GRAY Hair to its Youthful Colur. Cures scalp & ii-*ir IAJIMG. Professional, Society V Mid B\isir\esss Cards PAVIP G. WELLS, M. D. PH YSICIAN, SURGEON AND OCULIST *•. Office and .residence corner . EILD *n< Green streets, McHenry. FEUER8 & FEGEH81 PHYSICIANB ANP SURGEONS, McHenry, ill. Oiheejat Residence, corner Court and ELM streets Telephone 333. F. C. ROSS. I>. D. 8. / Office over Petosch's Drug Store. ' ALL WORK PERTAINING TO MODERN DENTISTRY Office Telephone 214; Residence 20?. Nitrous Oxid.Gas for Extracting. Hours 8:0Q a. pi. to 5:00 p. m. SUNDAY WORK BY APPOINTMENT ' ONI# I>R.:K. G. CHAMBERL4N DENTIST. Office and Residence over Besley's Drug Stem. Hours: 8:00 to 5:30.. WIIST McHENmr. ILL, . 'Phone 341. OPPOSITE STOFFBL'S HALL 1. M. LARSON. N. Dm B. S, N. £. WEST MCIIE»8Y ' ILLINOIS ARTHUR BREMKEN, Mf. D. PHYSICIAN AND SURQEON (Deutscher Arzt.) Spring Grove, Illinois. Goo. Meyers Ueneral Teaming of all kinds. Excavating and Grading. flcHENRY - - - - _ ILLINOIS. Telephone No. 293. SIMON STOFFEL Insurance Agent for all classes of property in the best Companies. West McHenry, Illinois McHENRY COUNTY ABSTRACT COMPANY. OFFICE with American National •* Bank Woodstock, III. Abstracts of title and con­ veyancing. Money to loan on real estate In sums of $500 to $10,000, time and payment tc suit borrower. F R A N K B U H R PRACTICAL PAINTE1R AND PAPER HANGER CARRIAGE PAINTING, $5,00 ana UPWARD House and Sign Painting and a l l Interior Dec- usicUincje north ' west of river. Telephone No. 254. orating. Res 1 town l ine one block MCHENRY, ILLINOIS R. H. OWEN Pianos for sale and rent. Tuning and repair • lng at reasonable prices. First class Work only. McHENRY. ILLINOIS METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH, SERVICES-- Preaching 10:30 a. NI. and every other Sabbath evening at 7:45, beginning Oc­ tober 30. Sunday school at 11:45. Epworth League preceding preaching service at 7 p. NI. When there is no preaching, at 7:30. Prayer meeting Wednesday evening at 7:30. RKV. J. M. CORMACK. Pastor. UNIVERSALIST CHURCH. -Regular services Sunday at 10:30 a. m. and 7 p. M. Sunday school at 11:45 a.m. Every­ body cordially invited. REV. A. ROBERTS, Pastor. Have you seen L A M B E R T Q . S E N G ' S NEWLY DECORATED BUFFET? AT 92 Fifth Ave.. C h i c a g o , Illinois. Tel. Main 1714. K I L L T H I COUCH AND C U R E THE L U N C S WTH Dr. King's New Discovery forC 0NSUMPTI0N Price OUGHSand 60c & $1.00 OLDS Free Trial. Surest and Quickest Cure for all THROAT and LUNG TROUB­ LES, or MONEY SACK. PATENTS Promptly obtalmxl, or FEE RETURNED. XO YEARS' EXPERIENCE. Our CHARGES ARI THE LOWEST. Send model, pinjto or sketch for exix rt tvan ti and free report on pati nttdbility. INFRINGEMENT suits rontluct^d before all courts. raU'Hts obtained through us. ADVER­ TISED !inil SOLO, free: TRADE-MARKS, PEN­ SIONS and COPYRIGHTS <iuickly obtained. Opposite U. S. Patent Office, WASHINCTON, D. C. D-SWIFT&0 60 YEARS' EXPERIENCE TRADE MARKS OESIGNS COPYRIGHTS AC. Anyone sending a sketch and description may quickly ascertain our opinuni free whether an invention 4s pr.>hnHv patentiililo. (Vmiimuiica- tlons-<trictlyr<int!dt>ntlnl. HANDBOOK on Parents sent free. Olilost iiuency for Nocuruiitpatent Patents taken . tlirouuh Munii Jt Co. receMn tpecftil noticc, wlthuui. cliwrge. in the Scientific American. A h»iKlnoriif] r il!natrftted TV, ekly. I Mf. oalaii-in <>( «ny Keiein.uc journul. Terms. My year; tour tuoiubs, tL Sold byall new^dfalWB. MUNN & Co.36,Bro»dwa» New York Brauch Office. 635 V St, Washiujcton, 1). C. <#>