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. • > • " " 'n " - - - - * % > > . - * * . ' * i: r \ • W-- Ayers Impure blood always shows somewhere. If the skin, then boils, pimples, rashes. If the nerves, then neuralgia, nerv­ ousness, depression. If the Sarsaparilla stomach, then dyspepsia, biliousness, loss of appetite. Your doctor knows the remedy, used for 60 years. " Returning from tlie Cuban w»r, I was a perfect wreck. Mv blond was bad, and my health was gone. hut a few bottles of Acer's Sarsaparilla completely cured me." H. C. DOKULKR, So rati ton, Fa. 3",. ii ?1 AO a bottle. All druggists."- for Impure Blood ' i2»i the SnrsapariNa by r-'J'VRls .reqiflar with Ayer's the ills-. [lie McHenry PSdindealer / prBLiRURi) KViiitY Tnru.<n \y IVY THE Mchenry PLAINDEALER company. F. K. KA N< * KB. W. A. CKISTY. J. B. I'KKRV. I'res. . f>ec, Treas. F. G. SCHRKINKR. Editor. Office III Bank Building. Telephone. No. 272. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: fl.50 Three months. 40cts. One year-- Six months. 75 cts. Thursday, April 27, 1905. IN Santo Domingo it is all over but a few hundred revolutions. ' THE quarantine against Mr. Rocke­ feller's money is relaxing in large spots. ALL who hope the frost will bite the Easter millinery bills will please hold up their heads. JAPAN accepted friendly offices once and was robbed of Port Arthur. She wants no more of them. OYAMA is after the bear that walks like a man and Roosevelt is pursuing the one that runs 1 ke a whitehead. it: v THE Filipinos are satisfied that their election scandals can not eqnal the old scandals which originated in Manila. THIS epidemic of pauper girls marry­ ing millionaires proclaims the arrival of the time when beggars can be choosers. THE present price of meat denotes an intention on the part of the beef trust to cease the policy of operating at a loss. NO sooner is Mr. Rockefeller smittf 11 on one check than be writes another / Thus he obeys the Biblical injunction. As her third trial begins, Nan Patter­ son wonders if it is not possible to have such a thing as too much advertis ing. - If Texas has to pay $500 every time a ranger shoots a Mexican greaser it might as well begin to issue bonds at once. UNCLE SAM has in his possession a letter mailed by. an absent-minded Juliet containing 10,000 kisses. An in­ vestigation to find out the owner will make hiui feel almost as though he were probing the sugar trust. MR. BAER says that, there is no senti ment in the coal business. When one .•outsiders the number of persons -who froze to death last winter in the big cities for lack of means to btfy dear fuel, one can well believe that. THEKE IH talk now that the adminis­ tration wants work rushed on the Pan­ ama canal on account of foreign coin- i plications in the Philippines. Capt. Hull ! of Iowa may rest, easier if he is as- 1 snred that the Philippine crisis will be 1 delayed until theeanal is completed. j CASTRO wanT« the question arbitrat ed as to whether there is anything to arbitrate between himself and the as- pl a't trust. If he can't get that, he might call for arbitration as to whether the question should be arbitrated And if there is any doubt on that point, that question, 111 iaht be arbitrated also. . About Klieuiuatiam. There are few diseases that inflict more torture than rheumatism and there is probably no disease for which such a varied and useless lot of remedies have been suggested. To say that it can be cured is, therefore, a bold statement to make, but Chamberlain's Pain Balm, which enjoys an extensive sale, has met with great success in the treatment of this disease. One application of Pain Balm will relieve the pain, and hun dreds of sufferers have testified to per­ manent cures by its use. Why suffer when Pain Balm affords such quick relief and costs but a trifle? For sale by all druggists. Illinois Inventors. The following patents were recently issued to Illinois clients: reported by D. Swift & Co., patent lawyers, Washing­ ton, D. C , who will furnish complete copies to readers of this paper for five cents a copy: Arthur J. Adams, Chicago, wheel; Chas. F. Blakeslee, Farmington, tellurian; Jas. H. Brown- ell, Chicago, chair (sold): Cbas. P. A. Friberg, Moline, scraper for disc har­ row (sold); Arthur W. Friskey, Chicago, binder; Jas E. Goodhue, St. Charles, snapping rollers for corn harvesters; Archibald Hopkins, Dixon, wrapping machine (sold); Arthur E. Matteson, Chicago, dental furnace; Sellers H. Pel tier, Ottawa, working glass and the mechanism therefor (sold); Herman A. Poppenhausen, Evanston, furnace; Chas. Redd, Rockford, machine for closing and sealing the bottom flaps of cartons (sold); Jas. M. Russell, Flora, folding crate (sold); Elias P. Sanders, Pana, foot warmer. PORTO RICO is a part of the United States, all right, ail right. They are now having strikes there instead of revolutions. IT is stated that Mr. Roosevelt bagged two cinnamon bears and not ciMitnioij buns, as it seemed from a hurriedly penned dispatch. IF young Hyde is shrewd he will take curie not to identify himself with that monkey dinner which New Yotk society Is to pull off this week MAYOR DTTNNE is beginning to learn that "immediately" is a big word in the lexicon of furnishing daily transports lion for 2,000,000 peopie i To be a bachelor in Wisconsin may soon cost $10 a year but may there not be bachelors just wicked enough to say that it's worth the price? RUSSIAN.workmen divide their day into three parts, eight hours for work, eight hours for sleep, and eight hours for recreation and rioting. , WILL Indiana and Wisconsin be al­ lowed to preserve a few cigarettes in the glass case of the historical societies for future generations to look at? 1 CHINA has agreed to pay her debts 1 with gold. This leaNiesUhe- Saltan and Castro as the ©nly rulers who are able to Bettle their debts with promises. THE eowbov who beat the President ill a running contest in Colorado had better look out or the democratic presi dentiftl.nomination will be forced upon h i m ! ' s • ' GEORGE FRED. WILLIAMS says that the democratic party sold itself at St Louis, thns correcting a very general impression that the party gave itself away. . ' HENRY JAMES' dislike for Preisdent Roosevelt's literary style iq perhaps a mild emotion compared to the Presi­ dent's feeling about the style of Mr. James. ______________ MERELY coincidental, but Col. Roose velt abandoned his wolf hunt the week the aldermen of several large cities were shorn of their power by the legis- ---laturea, i Gov. MM.'KEY of Nebraska-is out fix- is# his barbwire fences, possibly as practice against the day when be may be called on to tighten up a few wires in his political fences. Very Low Rates to Savannah, 6a., Via the North-Western -line. Excursion tickets .ill '.»e sold Vlay 12, 13 and 14, with fii/or ibl»i .return limits, on ac­ count ot Travelers' Protective Associa­ tion of America Apply to agents Chi­ cago & North-Western R'y. May 14. Last Hope Vanished, When leading physicians said that W. M. Smithart, of Pekin, la., had in­ curable consumption, his last hope van­ ished; but Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption, Coughs and Colds, kiept him out of his grave. He says: "This great specific coinpletly cured me, and saved my life. Since then, I have used it for over 10 years and con­ sider it a marvelous throat and lung curet" Strictly scientific cure for Coughs, Sore Throats or Colds; sure pre­ ventive of Pneumonia. Guaranteed, 50c and $1.00 bottles at N. H. Petesch's and Julia A. Story's, McHenry, and G. W. Besley 's, West McHenry, drug stores. Trial bottle free. Tryiav • •»«»**. Borne years ago in a North Carolina eor.rt, Judge Shlpp presiding, the trial of a cause had been protracted till near midnight. The jury were tired and sleepy and showed flagging attention. Willie Murcliisou, who was addressing tile jury, thought to arouse them, so he said, "Gentlemen, I will tell you an anecdote." Iustantly the judge, the jury and the few spectators pricked up their ears and were all attention, as Murcliisoti \Vas admirable in that line, had a fund of anecdotes and no one could tell them better. But he soon proceeded to tell one of the dullest, prosiest and most pointless jokes pos­ sible. Everybody looked-disappointed. The judge, leaning over, said in an un­ mistakable tone of disappointment, "Mr. Murchison, I don't see the j>olnt of that joke." "Nor I either," replied the witty counsel. "But your honor "told it to me on our way down here, and. as I thought the lack of apprecia­ tion, must be due to my obtuseness, I concluded to give the joke a trial by J u r y . " ' ' -.Had Fcatlirred Hlo Sent. The gauge by which worldly prosper­ ity Is measured is not always the same. But it does not so much matter^what standard is used so long as^P^hows accurately the amount of gain or loss. "I remember Bill Gassett as a shift­ less young ne'er do well," said a for­ mer neighbor of Mr. Sands, revisiting his old home after many years' absence, "but I hear he left his widow quite a substantial property. How did be mad- age it?" "lie made choice of an excellent wife, and she took him as the smartest wom­ en often take the poorest specimens of the men folks," said Mr. Sands thought­ fully, "and. what's more, she made something of him, put some gimp into him and what all. Why, sir, when he married her all he had for a mattress was an old makeshift stuffed with dried leaves, and when he died he had no less'n three mattresses stuffed with live goose feathers. I guess that tells the story."--Youth's Companion. Oynters • Foot Loag. A wholesale oyster dealer was sizing ap a new invoice. "There are some old fellows in that lot," he said as he shoved to one side some abnormally large ones. He picked out one and measured it. The shell was eight inches long. "The age of an oyster has abso­ lutely no effect upon Its quality," he sai'd. "It doesn't get tough with age, like the higher order of animals. How long does an oyster live? Well, I couldn't say exactly. I have known Maurice river oystermen to claim that an oyster undisturbed in a neglected cove would live for twenty-five years before it finally died of old age. And an oyster of the Maurice river type keeps on growing all the time. I have seen some myself that measured near­ ly a foot in length."--Philadelphia Rec­ ord. The Force of Strong Personality. Who has not felt his power multi­ plied many times, his intellect sharp­ ened and a keener edge put on all of his faculties when coming into contact with a strong personality which has seemed to unlock hidden powers which he never before dreamed he possessed so that he could say things and do things impossible to him when alone? The power of the orator, which he flings back to his listeners, he first draws from his irudience, but he could never get It from the separate Individ­ uals any more than the chemist could get the full power from chemicals standing in separate bottles In his labo­ ratory. It is in contact and combina­ tions only that new creations, new forms, are developed.--O. 8. Marden in Success Magazine. KxcurBion Tickets to Kankakee, 111., Via the North-Western line, will be sold April 26, 28 and 29, limited to return May 1, inclusive, on account of North­ ern Illinois Teachers' Convention. Ap­ ply to agents Chicago & North-Western R'y- April 28 The Very Bent K«-ine«ly for Bowel Troub­ les--No Family Can Afford To Me Without It. • "I regard Chamberlain's Colic, Chol­ era and Diarrhoea Remedy as one of the very best remedies for bow*el /troubles," says Mr. J. W. Hanlon, editor of the Despatch, Ocilla, Georgia. "I make this statement after having used the medicine in my family for several years. I am never without it. " No family can afford to be without a bottle of this remedy in the house It is certain to be needed sooner or later. Foe sale by all druggists. We have mfcd'e arrangements where­ by we are able to offer both our paper and the Chicago Daily Inter Ocean for one year for $5 50 and give you as a pre­ mium a $1.75 Approved Galvanized Steel Mail Box and one Stencil Plate. Farmers who will be patrons of the rpnt.es which will soon go in should avail themselves of this great opportu­ nity of getting one of Chicago's greatest laily papers, the home paper and the mail box all for the small price of $5.50. This is one of the greatest saps. Chamberlain'* Cough Keinetly the IteHt an«l Most 1'opular. "Mothers buy it for croupy children, railroad men buy it for' severe coughs and elderly 'people buy it for la grippe," says Moore Bros., Eldon, Iowa. "We sell more of Clwimberlain's Congh Rem­ edy than any ofcher kind. It seems to have«taken the l^ad over several other good brands." There is no quej&tion but this medicine is the best that can be procured for coughsand colds, whether it be a child or art adult tftatls afflicted. It always cures and cures quickly. Sold by all druggists. r - The Dane'* Rill of Fare. Lieutenant Robert E. Peary at a dinner of the Arctic society once spoke on the privations suffered by his party in his previous expedition. In the course of his remarks he mentioned the fact that the sole article of diet for thirty days of one of the members of his par­ ty, a Dane, was dried bones. After­ ward Lieutenant Peary was approach­ ed by a friend who expressed increduli­ ty. "That must have been a great Dane of yours." said he sneeringly. "Yes," replied the lieutenant; "he was a splen­ did dog." With a Free Hand. "Sir," began the visitor, "I come to you in the interest of the city's poor children. I / thought you might like to contribute to our fresh air fund for them." "Of course," replied the kind hearted suburbanite. "You may take as much as you please from my place. But how In the world are you going to carry it?" --Catholic Standard and Times. E!NGW<>FTD; Delbert Bacon was seen oq the streets of McHenry Monday. j;-- Misses Erma Watson and Kate Krohn were recent Elgin visitors. WIN. Coates and Miss Dora were Richmond callers Saturday. Miss Erma Watson is entertaining a cousin from Milwaukee, Wis. Will Beth was a business caller at McHenry the first of the week. R, Hannahan of Chicago spent seVer- al dayb last week with Del Bacon. Mr. and Mrs. A. C. Matthews were Sunday callers at Bert McCannon's. The W. C. T. U. Institute will be i>eld at the M. W. A. hall in Ringwood May 4 and 5. Misses Katie and Maggie Conway of Elgin attended the funeral of Mrs. L. Dates Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Robert Bacon of Lake Geneva attended the funeral of Mrs. Dates Sunday. * Mr. and Mrs. Merritt Cruikshank of Bolon Mills visited With Mr. and Mrs, Will McCannon Sunday. The W. C. T. U. will meet this Sat urday with Mrs. Peter Martin at Ost- end. All members are requested to be present*. Walter W. Watarmafa of St. James, Minnesota.1 is helping care for his fa­ ther, who is confined to his bed most of the time. The fnneral of Mrs. A. Dates was held in the Universalist Church Sunday afternoon st 2:80 o'clock. Rev. Roberts officiated. The Bverffladea. The climate of the Everglades of Florida is almost faultless. It is singu­ larly equable, showing no extremes of Deat and cold and not subject to sud­ den change. Even a "nortlier," coming out of the region of ice and snow, is soon softened to milder' temperature, and the heat of summer Is made genial, though the mercury may be well up in the eighties, by the ozonized air which is everywhere in the glades. The year is divided into the dry and rainy sea­ sons. The latter may be roughly spo­ ken of as including June and Septem­ ber, although well in the glades sud­ den light showers in limited areas are likely at any season, and in the autumn a high degree of humidity is constant. A lifetime might be spent in the region and no sign of malaria ever be discov­ ered. Pure air that moves in gentle breezes over a vast expanse of pure water is the perfect assurance of health, as evinced in the fine physique, splendid coloring and athletic vigor of the Seminole, who has a monopoly of as fine a climate as there is on earth.-- Century. The Wrong: Spirit. , The president of the New York Nor­ mal college was addressing a band of young women. "Young women," he stUd, "generally make excellent teach­ ers. But if you dislike the work turn to anything else but teaching. We cannot succeed ever in what we hate. Bad teachers, when we flnd them, are persons who dislike their work. They are like the young girl in the country town who said to one of her friends: " 'Yes, I am going to take up teach­ ing.' • "The friend looked amazed. 'You?' she exclaimed. 'You a schoolteacher? Why, I'd rather marry a widower with uine children.' ' 'So would I,' said the other. 'But where is the widower?' "--New York Tribune. Good tinging and music attheCen tral Saturday evening. Don't forget the "want ad "colniunl The Plaindealer will be sent to any address on trial three months for twen- A PHILADELPHIA trolley car crashed into a bakery wagon and sent a load of nies into the air Wlmt mitfc tV,„ ; <y-i»vc ueuuj. miu win De discontinue*; pies into the air. What with the germs at the expiration of time unless other in the drinking water and pies in the 1 wise ordered. Try It. air, Philadelphia must be an unhealth- jfal place indeed. Indian club swinging at the Central Saturday evening Throat Coughs A tickling in the throat; hoarseness at times; adeep breath irritates it;--these are features of a throat cough. They're very de­ ceptive and a cough mix­ ture won't cure them. You want something that will heal the inflamed membranes, enrich the ' blood and tone up the ' system ' Scott's Emulsion is just such a remedy. It nas wonderful healing and nourishing power. Removes the cause of the cough and the whole -system is given new strength and vigor ^ Stnd for frtt lamflt SCOTT fc? BOIVNE, Cbtmhu 409-415 Pearl Street, New Ytrk JOC. and fl.oo. All drugfiut . Origin of the Banjo. In the early part of the nineteenth century in the town of Banjoemas, on the island of Java, a negro native de­ termined to construct a musical instru­ ment for his own tise. Tifking a cheese box ftjid heading it with a goatskin, he ran a handle through it, and. adapting violin strings tuned to the first, third, fifth and eighth notes of an octave, he christened it a banjo, from the first two syllables of bis native town. Grad­ ual improvements on this rough and ready instrument were made, and about the middle of the century it crossed the Atlantic and, though unpopular in Lon­ don at first, soon became well liked.-- London Chronicle. Uniqne entertainment Saturday even, ing at the Central. We handle the Columbia make with either Columbia or Victor records, from $1.50 up. Also have a complete line of needles and repairs. Sewing Machines! Come in and let tts show you our $12.00 and , up Sewing jna- ehines r Ten-year guarantee wijth each and every one of them. i Ik West ricMenry, III. Want Column. All advertisement* Inserted under thin head at the following-rates: Five linen or lews, 25 cents for flrnt insertion; 15 cents for eaeh subsequent insertion. More than live lines, a cents a line for tirst insertion, and .1 cents a line for additional insertions. fpEAM FOR SALE CHEAP--A good team of draft horses, weight 2600 pounds. In­ quire of F. C. FEI/TZ, City Drayman. 40-tf. "CVJTt ItKNT--Front flat above Evanson's store. City water, all modern. Inquire at. tlie store. 40-tf "VXTANTED--Man with rig for count ry and vv inland towns, and mall or woman to cover railway territory in this district as col­ lector and advertiser for wholesale house. Salary S<M) to §!t0 per month and expenses paid weekly. No investment. Expenses advanced. Apply with reference to C. W. STANTON Co.. •tl-4t* Rlouon Block, Chicago, Iil. - "pj^OIiSAl.E--Good eating potatoes atreason- able prices. Call on or address Henry Kennebeck, aboutone mile east of town.43-2t* T have several thousand dollars to loan for a A friend on goofl real estate security at. low rate. SIMON STOFFEL. 4^-tf "Crave good house, barn, lawn, garden with -*--1 ' fruit, to rent at ix.00 per month, on Main street. Call at once. SIMON STOFFKL. 44 tf FOR RENT--A new nine-room house, mod­ern improvements, on Waukegan street; also about, <$f> acres of pasture land about two miles south of McHenry, on river. Iiiouire at residence of P. J. CI,F.ABY. McHenry. 111. 44* - "Laugrh While Yon Can." Hogg left Eton in 1803, about which time he met Ituskin for a memorable moment. lie had run into a room where his sister was painting under Ruskin's eye. He did not notice Rus- kin, but went to his sister and made •Some laughing remark to her. "You had better laugh while you can," said Iluskin, "for every year you live you will become more and more miserable." --From "Life of Quintin Hogg." PARKER'S HA :R BALSAM and beaut .fier lit* Jialr. [Hoy* a luxuriant ^Towlh. ver Fails to Restore Gray s.ir to itu Youthful Coi r. J Cures scalp diue.isi'8 to hair fulling j; JMiu,and $UM i.t Druggist EXECUTOR'S NOTICE. Estate of Newell Colby, Deceased.. The undersigned, having been appointed Executrix-of the last Will and Testament of Newell 8. Colby, deceased, late of the County of McHenry and State of Illinois, hereby gives notice that site will appear before the County Court of McHenry County, at. the Court House in Woodstock, at the lune term, on the first Monday in June next,, at which time all persons having claims against said estate are notified and requested to at tend for tlie purpose of having the same adjusted. All persons indebted to said estate are re­ quested to make immediate payment to t he undersigned. Dated this 14th day of April. A. I). 1905. 44 3t LAURA E. COI.BY, Executrix. ADMINISTRATOR'S NOTICE. Estate of Martin A. Howell, Deceased. The undeisgned having been appointed Administrator of the Estate of Martin A. Howell, deceased, late of Che County of Mc­ Henry and St ate of Illinois, hereby gives no­ tice tnat he will appear before the County t'ourt of McHenry County, at the Court. House in Woodstock, at t he .Inly term, on the first Monday in July next, at which time all persons having claims against said Estate are notified and requested to attend for the purpose of havlhg the same adjusted. All persons indebted to said Estate are request­ ed to make immediate payment to t he under­ signed. Dated this 24th day of April. A. 1). 1905. 44 3t MAHTIN A. HOWKI,I„ Administrator. HOMESEEKERS' AND LANDSEEKERS' (HEAP EXCURSION TO THE * SOUTH I L L I N O I S C E N T R A L 1 TUESDAY, MAY 16, 1905. On t he aliove date the Illinois Central Rail­ road will sell t ickets to New Orleans and re­ turn from points north of the Ohio river at a very low rate. Tickets are limited to twenty- one days, and are good for stop-over in tjoth directions at homeseekers' points south of the Oh to river. Pullman Tourist Sleepers will be run for the occasion from Free port, and also from Chicago. Rate for double berth will be 810.00 from starting point back to Chicago: Applica­ tions for reservations.- accompanied by draft for $10.00. should be made to J. F. Merry, A. (1. I' A., Illinois Cehtral R. R., Dubuque, la., before May 10. • At Centralia. Illinois, these tourist sleeping ears will be consolidated and will be run as a Special Train to New Orleans stopping at Memphis, Greenville, Vicksburg, Natchez and Baton Rouge. Nearly three days will be spent at New Orleans, and, re­ turning, this special train will stop at Ham­ mond, Roseland. MeComb City, Crystal Springs,"Jackson. Miss.. Greenwood, ltldge- land, Cmiton, (irauada and Memphis. This excursion will lie under t he personal direction of Capt. J. 1*. Merry,-and will give an opportunity to visit the new, great and Impressive Vicksburg National Park* and the Farmers' Convention at New Orleans, the lat­ ter to be held May 130. and at which Southern speakers of note will address those assembled at the convention. Full particulars cimgvrnlqg. all of the above, rates and leaving tHTie trom your part icular station or near<>aP=rlliuois\Central point, can the liltii Society V This Bank receives deposits, buys and sells Foreign and Do­ mestic Exchange/and does a CfHCRAl BARKING BUSINESS. We endeavor to do all busi­ ness entrusted to our care in a manner and upon terms entire­ ly satisfactory to our custom­ ers and respectfully solicit the public patronage • • • Honey to Loan be had of agents of ' addressing the undersigned. A. II.llANSON, G. P. A., May 13 Chicago, 111. At Your Finger Tips Is th« initant control of your business if ymm install a Chicago Telephone IT EVERYWHERE - 6H omits a day will pay far It OHIOAGO TELEPHONE COMPANY MCHENRY on real estate a n d o t h e r first class se­curity. Spec- ial attention given to collections ................ INSURANCE, in First Class Companies, at the-Low­ est rates. Yours Respectfully 'PERRY & OWEN, Notary Public. Bankers DAVID G. WELLS, M. D. PHYSICIAN, SURGEON AND OCULIST. Oilice ana residence corner Elin Mi Green streets, McHenry. ~ fEGtE&S & FEGERS pHYBICIANH AND SURGEONS. McHenry' *• Hi. Office at Residence, corner Court nod Elni streets. Telephone 333. F. C. ROSS. 13. JX S.^ Office over I'etesch's Drug Store. AI^ WORK PEItTAINING TO MODERN DENTISTR1T Office Telephone Tit-, Residence 303. Nitrous Oxid Gas for Extracting. Hours 8:00 a. m. to 5:00 p. m. SUNDAY WOHK BY APPOINTMENT ONI. Wholesale and retail dealer In I am In the Market For Beef Veal Jlutton Hogs and' Poultry give • a call Smoked Meats, Sausage McHenry • Illinois meats! i FRESH, SALT & SMOKED MEATS Vegetables and Fruit In Season. It Is my intention to give all customers the best service pos­ sible. 1 pay spot cash for hides, poultry and stock of all kinds, "thus paying the lowest prices, and wllttisell on the same basis. We also buy Hogs for Kerber Packing Co. of Elgin, paying highest market prices. Drop us a card when ready to sell. A. C. MATTHEWS, WEST M'HENRY, ILL. ^ Watch this space for special an­ nouncement next week. L John D. Lodtz. mois Central or by Chicago & North-Western. i 9.10a m... 2.08 p m... I Leave McHenry. 7.'.H\ am... H.2ii a tn... ; 5.20 pin. •• I 7.26am... i s.oepm... Effective Dec. 4. 1904. WEEK DAY TRAINS. NORTHBOUND ..-..Via Des Plaines .....Via Des IMalnes Via Des IMalnes SUNDAY TRAINS. . .. Via Des I'laines Via Elgin. WEEK DAY TRAim. BOUT H BOH N'DV' .Via Elgin Via Des Plalnes ; Via Elgin......... SUNDAY TRAINS. ^ Via Elgin....iJS Via Des I'lalnes..... Arrive McHenry ..10.10 a m ...4.50 p m . .0.40p m 11.14 am . v 4.9ft p m Arrive Chicago. .. 10.1.0 a m . 9.56 a m ... 7.00 p m «> ..10.25 a m .. 7.00 p m Hou.irrcft'9 locky Mountain Tea Nuggets A Buy Mwiioint for Basy P«opl». brings Golden Health and Rwewed Vigor. i.'cific for Constipation, Indigestion. Uve tvi'tney Troubles, Pimples, Eczema, Inipur .1, Baa Breath, Sluggish Bowels, Headacb Hlickache. It's Rocky Mountain Ten in tat lot in. 85 cents a bor. Genuine mad« bj ILIKTICK DHI-U COMPANY, Madison, Wis. JLDEN MUFIFIEIS FOA SALLOW F £0HFI DR. R. ci. CHAMBERL1N DENTIST. Office and Residence over Besley'« Drug Store. Hours: 8:oo to 5:30. WKSTMoHBN'ttY.ItL, *£hone341. OPPOSITE STOWEI/S BAIX iiU lARSOS, M.D.. B.S. M.t WEST MCUEWRY ILLINOIS ARTHUR BREMKEN, M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SURUEON " (Deutscher Arzt.) Spring drove, Illinois. Goo. Meyers (Jeneral Teaming of all kinds. Excavating and Grading. flcHENRY ----- ILLINOIS. Telephone No, 393. SIMON STOFFEL Insurance Agent for all classes of property in the best Companies. West Mchenry, Illinois McHENRY COUNTY ABSTRACT ' COMPANY. , 1 ' OFFICE with American National Bank Woodstock, 111. Abstracts of title and con­ veyancing. Money to loan on real estate in sums of J500 to 910,000, time and payment tc suit borrower. FRANK BUHR PRACTICAL PAINTER AND PAPER HANGER CARRIAGE PAINTING, $5.00 and UPWARD House and Sign Painting and all Interior .Dec­ orating. Residence north town line one block west of river. Teiephoue No.2£>4. MCHENRY, - - - ILLINOIS R. H. OWEN Pianos for sale tuid rent. Tuning and repair • ing at reasonable prices. First class Work only. McHENRY.- ILLINOIS METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH. SKRVICES Preaching 10::t0a. m. and every other Sabbath evening iit. 7:4f>, beginning Oc­ tober ;«). Sunday school at ll:4n. Epworth League preceding preaching service at 7 p. ni. 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