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I a Friend? Then tell him about Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. Tell him how it cured your hard cough. Tell him why you always keep it in the house. Tell him to ask his doctor about it. Doc­ tors use a great deal of It for throat and lung troubles. The best kind of a testimonial-- "Sold for over sixty years." A , Lowell, Ttt»«s "Also maaufceturers of yers SARSAPAJMLLA. PILLS. HAIR VMOK. We hsr* no Mereta • We> publish tixe formulas of all our medicines. One of Ayer's Pills at bedtime will hasten recovery. Centfy laxative. The McHenry Pldindenler PUBLISHED EVERY Till' TflE McKEilRY PLAI1 AY BY COMPANY L. T. HOY, Secretary. V A- CRISTY, ViC! 1 ^ JAMES fe. PERRY. I? . President and General Manager. • *|L P. Q. Sohrkinkb, Editor. - tfce in Bank Building. Telephone. No. 878. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: On* year Six months, 75 eta. $1.50 Three months. 40cts. Thursday, November 15, 1906. AM APOLOGY. The' publishers of The Plaindealer wish to apologize to the public for the non-appearance of The Plaindealer last week and for being late with this week's lasne. Since the resignation of Editor Sehreiner the company ̂ has experienced numerous disappointments from appli- oants who have fonnd they were anable to accept a position here. However, it is expected that from now on Tbe Plain- dealer will appear each week at the usual time for publication. ' The new Pure Food and Drag Law W01 mark it on the label of every Cough Cure containing Opium, Chloroform, or any other stupefying or poisonous drug Bat this passes Dr. Shoop's Cough Cure as made for 30 years, entirely free. Dr. 8hoop all along has bitterly opposed the use of all opiates or narcotics. Dr. poop's Cough Cure is absolutely safe even for the youngest babe--and it cures, it does not simply suppress. Get a safe and reliable Cough Cure, by sim ply insisting on having Dr. Shoop's. Let the law be your protection. Wa. cheerfully recommend and sell it. H. H. Petesch. St. XapoleoB. Many people ignorant of the true his­ tory of the ehorch will be scandalized when they read the title of this article. Lri tmm read it to tbe end. there was in Corsica some hundred years ago a very pious family called the Kb- napartes. Their first child was born on the 15th of August, Assumption day, and as he looked very small and feeble they wanted hi 111 to be baptized without delay. Their priest consented to perform the ceremony, but as it was customary to give to a child the name of the patron saint of his or her birth­ day the good priest could uot and would not call him "Assumption Bona­ parte." In his embarrassment he look­ ed carefully over the "Lives of the Saints" and finally found the name of a saint martyr who in the first centu­ ries of the church had been stoned to death on that very day of Aug. 15. Of course neither Mr. nor Mrs. Bonaparte objected that their firstborn child should be named Napoleon, having thus the high patronage of a brave martyr of the early Christian church.-- Letter to Philadelphia North American. LINGERING COLD. ! Ws give you the news of town and ^iMtnty, and give it to you right, while The Weekly Inter Ocean prints tbe tele graphic news of America and the cabled aewsof all the world. $1.55 for both papers one year vV Bee's Laxative Honey and Tar, the * original laxative congh syrup, acts as a cathartic on the bowels. It is made from the tar gathered from the pine trees of our own country, therefore is the best for children. It is good for coughs, colds, croup, whooping cough, etc. Try our free offer. Sold by N. EL Petesch's drug store. . Every Minutes Physicians tell us that all the blood in a healthy human body passes through the heart once in every two minutes. If this action be­ comes irregular the whole body suffers. Poor health follows poor blood ; Scott's Emulsion makes the blood pure. One reason why SCOTT'S EMULSION is such a great aid is because it passes so quickly into the blood. It is partly di­ gested before it enters the stomach; a double advan­ tage in this. Less work for the stomach; quicker and more direct benefits. To get the greatest amount of good witn the least pos­ sible effort is the desire of everyone in poor health. Scott's Emulsion does just that. A change for the better takes place even be­ fore you expect it W e will tendyoa * •ample free. Be sure that- thn picture in the form bf a label it on the wrap­ per of every bottle of Emulsion you buy.« Scott & Bowne 409 Pearl St., N. Y. >»nd $1.00 'v>,- fe;;. •^t^r'Yfiiii'ri"i •' |V I'V K * fegs... 'i-v tjl » « Withstood Other Treatment bat Quickly Cured by Chamberlain'* Congh Remedy. "Last winter I caught a ( very severe cold which lingered for weeks." says J. itrquhart, of Zephyr, Ontario. "My cough was very dry ^a^d harsh. The local dealer recommended Chamber­ lain's Cough Remedy and guaranteed it so I gave it a trial. One small bottle of it cured me. I believe Chamberlain's Cough Remedy to be the beet I ever used." This remedy is for sale by G. W. Besley._ Coralah Fishermea. In the estimation of the average Cornish fisherman rabbit is an omi­ nous word, and should it happen to be used by any one in their hearing when they are on their way to sea it is suffi­ cient to send them home again for that occasion for fear of accident. In Corn­ ish fishing circles many tales are told of disasters that have followed defi­ ance of this superstition and persist­ ence in putting off in their boats after the unlucky word had been spoken. Formerly the word church was equal­ ly obnoxious to the fishermen and was sedulously eschewed in conversa­ tion, on the water particularly. If a case arose, as sometimes it would, in •which a sacred edifice had necessarily to be referred to, "cleeta" was used instead of church, and whatever was ominous or evil in the sound of the latter was imagined to be thereby avoided. Sudden D^iths. disease prevailing in this most dangerous because so decep­ tive. Many sudden deaths are caused by i t -- heart disease, pneumonia, heart failure or apoplexy are often the result of kidney disease. If kidney trouble is al­ lowed to advance the kidne y-poisoned blood will attack the vital organs or the kidneys themselves break down and waste away cell by cell. Bladder troubles most always, result from a derangement of the kidneys and a cure is obtained quickest by a proper treatment of the kidneys. If you are feeling badly you can make no mistake by taking Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, the great kidney, liver <'nd bladder remedy. It corrects inability to hold urine and scald­ ing pain in passing it, and overcomes that unpleasant necessity of being compelled to go often during the day, and to get up many times during the night. The mild and the extraordinary effect of Swamp-Root is soon realized. It stands the highest for its won­ derful cures of the most distressing cases, Swamp-Root is pleasant to take and sold by all druggists in fifty-cent ahd one-dollar sized bottles. You may ive a sample bottle of this wonderful new dis­ covery and a book that tells all about it, both Homo of Swamp-Root, sent free by mail. Address Dr. Kilmer & Co. Binghamton, N. Y. When writing mention reading this generous offer in this paper. Don't make any mistake, but-remem ber the name, Swamp-Root, Dr. Kil­ mer's Swamp-Root, and the address, Binghamton, N. Y„ on every bottle. O. B. Barhans Testifies After Foar Years. G. B. Burhans of Carlisle Center, N. Y., writes: "About four-years ago I wrote you, stating thai I had been en­ tirely cured of a severe kidney trouble by taking less than two bottles of Foley's Kidney Cure. It entirely stopped the brick dnst sediment, and pa|p and symp­ toms of kidney disease disappeared. I am glad to say that I have never had a return of any of those symptoms during the four years that have elapsed and I am evidently cured to stay cured, and I heartily recommend Foley's Kidney Cure to anyone suffering from kidney or bladder trouble." G. W. Besley. The Imnlceeper of EuUad. England's unpopularity with the Englishman--and the American--Is largely due to the country innkeeper. 'If any class of public servant ought to be made to pass an examination it Is certainly the licensed victualer," writes V. V. V. in the London Sphere, for at present any ihan may obtain a license without any knowledge of cooking, housekeeping, sanitation--any knowledge of anything but of the due pulling of a beer handle. Moreover, his wife may be the most incompetent of housewives, even for her own family. On the continent innkeeping is an art to be studied. In England it is too often the refuge cf the man who wants an easy chair to sit in. When the tip of a dog's nose is cold and moist, that dog is not sick. A fe verish dry nose means sickness with c dog. And so with the human lipe. Dry, cracked and colorless lips mean fever- iahness, and are ill appearing as well. To have beautiful, pink, velvet-like lipe apply at bedtime a costing of Dr. Shoop's Green Salve. It will soften and heal any skin ailment. Get a free trial box at our store and be convinced. Large nickel capped glass jars, 25 cents. N. H. Petesch. An Hour Before Dawi. A curious mystery is the temporary uneasiness of animals about an hour before dawn, no matter at what hour this occurs. Children turn and moan, elderly people awaken and turn over for another sleep, cocks crow, dogs be­ come uneasy and horses and cattle move about for a short period, when stillness returns for a time. What is the cause? Are the animals affected by some magnetic wave which pre­ cedes sunlight an hour or so, or is the habit one of heredity passed down through numberless generations from an original wild state, when an alert- ness just before daylight was neces­ sary for protection from enemies? IMH "V: • OUR LINE OF HOUSp- / Jr HOLD FURNITURE IS A. MORE COMPLETE THAN EVER BEFORE AND IS , AT ALL TIHES READY v FOR YOUR INSPECTION. LET US GIVE YOU OUR PRICES. THEY PLEASE. j / - ; :i V*-: « \ \ V«*• • **•>-*£4-ji :J-1 V "*,i JacobJusten I * ° ' England the Land of Flowers. I know not why Italy rather than England should be called the land of flowers. The truth is that the English people are an art loving one and that in England more than in any region of Italy or country of Europe flowers are in evidence everywhere and, with the grasses and plants and universal vege­ tation, are more intimately and peren­ nially intertwined with human exist­ ence Itself.--Naples II Mattlno. A cold taken at this time of the year is generally hard to get rid of, but it will not be able to withstand Bee's Lax­ ative Honey and Tar. That will cure all colds, coughs, croup, whod|>ing cough, etc., by driving them out thru the bowels. If yon have a cold try it, and if not cured get your money back. No opiates. Sold by N. H. Petesch's drug store. _• au Personal Appearance. Mamma--I'm afraid that young Wild­ er will not make you a good husband, Clara. Clara --Why not, mamma? Mamma--Because it seems to me that he rather neglects his personal ap­ pearance. ' Clara -- Yes, that's true, mamma, and I'm glad you mentioned it. I'll see that he makes his personal appearance here every evening after this instead of only twice a week. Think of Dr. Shoop's Catarrh Cure if your nose and throat discharge--if your breath is foul or feverish. This snow white soothing balm contains Oil of Eu­ calyptus, Thymol, Menthol, etc., incor­ porated into an imported, cream-like petrolatum. It soothes, heals, purifies, controls. Call at our store for free trial box. N. H. Petesch. Read The Plaindealer. A Good Liniment, When you need a good reliable lini­ ment try Chamberlain's Pain Balm! It has no superior for sprains and swell­ ings. A piece of flannel slightly damp­ ened with Pain Balm is superior to a plaster for a lame back or pains in the side or chest. It also relieves rheumat­ ic pains and makes sleep and rest possi­ ble. For sale by G. W. Besley. WANTED AT ONCE--A good, all- round country-bred printer. Good wages to the right man. No boozer need apply. Call or address The Plain dealer, McHenry. The Mew Pnre Food and Orat Law. We are pleased to announce that Fo ley's Honey and Tar for coughs, colds and lung troubles is not affected by the National Pure Food and Drug law as it contains no opiates or other harm­ ful drugs, and we recommend it as a safe remedy for children and adnlts G. W. Besley. Read The Plaindealer "want" ads. VanZan relieves instantly the pain caused by those blind, bleeding, itching and protruding piles. It is put up in collapsible tubes in such a way that it c*n be applied where the trouble orig­ inates, thns stopping the pain immedi­ ately. Try one bottle and if you arc not relieved your money will be refund­ ed. Try our free offer. Sold by N. H. Petesch's drug store. Give The Plaindealer your 1907 order for calendars. Our goods are the best and prices the lowest. Bear this in mind when the traveling wan comes aronud. know of troubles thousands of WINE OF CARDUI Preventics, as tbe name implies, pre­ vents all Colds and Grippe when "taken at the sneeze stage." Preventics are toothsome candy tablets. Preventics dissipate all colds quickly, and taken early, when you feel that a cold is com­ ing, they check and prevent tln^n. Pre­ ventics are thoroughly safe for children and an effectual for adults. Sold and recommended in 5 cent and 95 cent box- s by N. H. Petesch- Cures Womb Disease It has saved the lives of many weak, sick women and rescued oth­ ers from a lifetime of chronic sick­ ness. It will cure you if you will only give it a chance. Try it. Sold by all druggists and deal­ ers in SI .00 bottles. OAVX UP SUFFOjmB. I years, to writes Mrs. Mannsville, N. Y. no mcdicine would ft.?. 'My I taking Cardui I gave up my sop- porter and am now well" is now very complete and awaits your Inspection. We are offering many bar- ains in new Dress Goods, Flannels, lannelettes, Ginghams and Suitings, a nice line of Shirt Waist Patterns fti Printed Velvets, Silks, Mohairs and Silk Warp Koliens. Underwear for all ages and sizes in Cottons, Wool Mix­ tures and strictly all wool. New lineof fall Negligee Shirts, Hats, Caps and Gloves. Our line of Shoes is the most complete in town. Pure, fresh Grocer­ ies, Flour, Etc. Goods promtly deliv- 'Phone 363. :: :: :: :: :: • T?1 OF WEST McHENRY, ILLINOIS. Capital Stock, $25,000. ^OFFICERS:; ID WIN L,. WAGNER, President. PARKER S. WEBSTER, Vice-President. SIMON STOFFEL, Vice-President. CARL W. STENGER, Cashier. t-v CHECKING ACCOUNTS. SAVINGS AO* COUNTS, CERTIFICATES OF DEPOSIT, DOriESTIC AND FOREIGN EXCHANGE, COLLECTIONS, NOTARY PUBLIC. : V paid on Savings Ac­ counts and Time Cer­ tificates of; Deposit. CENTER VI LLC We hand!* everythin& itt %1& line of fresh and salt z g f i PEATS and We also handle borgb Creamery Chas. Q. Frett, McHenry, 111. • Chicago & North-Western. Leave Chicago. Effective November ̂ WEKK DAY TRAISS. NORTHBOUND lgi! - 9.00 a m.. Via Des Plaines .......10.17 a m 12.30 p m.. 3.45 pm... 4.00 pm... 4.57 pm... Arrive McHenry. ....Via Elgin ......2.50p-m .Via Des Plaines i.45pm Via Elgin 6.40 p id .Via Des Plaines 8.40 p tn SUNDAY TRAINS. 8.45am. Vij^Elgin. . ... 11.14am 8,10a m Via Des Plaines .11.14 am S.02pm... Via Elgin 4*56 pm WSSK DAT TKAINSj McHenry. southbound. 7.23am-- Via Elgin Via Des Plaines.;.... .9.35am Icago. __ _ ..10.10 am 8.32 am 4.23 pm. Via Des Plaines.. 8.15 pm 4.23 p m Via Elgin .7.10 p in SUNDAY TRAINS. 7.23am..... Via Elgin 10.25am 7.48pm Via Des Plaines ,..•.15 pn: 7.48 pm VlaKlirln .10.20pm PHOTO STUDIO. Professional, Society V and Businesss Cards DAVID G. WELLS, M. D. 1 PHYSICIAN, SUKGEON AND tCULIST Office and residence corner Elm mm Green streets, McHenry. Telephone No. iBl .iii- FEGERS & FEG12ES PHYSICIANB AND SURGEONS. McHenr* V 111. Office at Residence, coi-aar OoartNK^ Elm streets, Telejjhone 333. ^ ? D. T. SMILEY A TTORNEY AT LAW, Woodstock, Illinois •"r All business intrusted to his care wilt be properly aajj promptiy attended to. , f ; s. Portraits. All shapes an'l sizes. Sev­ eral proofs to select from. Each doz­ en finished in different styles. Price, $3.00 and upward. Outdoor Work. We have extensive apparatus for all kinds of outdoor work, such as group pictures, views i buildings, cattle, machinery, etc. &itln.rgemer\ts. Copied from any small picture. Likeness guaranteed in every instance. Finished in black and white or colors. Frames. A variety of styles in stock to select from. Odd sizes made up for any size picture, certificate, etc. Waukegan St., near the Standpipe. WEST McHENRY, ILL. Telephone, 493 I North 'Dakota 1 % I * i * * iti £ * * i* * iii & ti * ili % The richest and best land in Eastern North Dakota for sale at reasonable prices and on good terms. Send or call on our local representative for advertising matter, maps and full information in re­ gard to these lands. MUR­ RAY BROS. LAND COM­ PANY, Minneapolis, Minn. Ben Stilling, • Local Afent. m * m m: m m m m * * m * m m m m * m t I m Jf A Pr^; v Tor You A Pull Size Cake of PALM0LIVE iiiiiiy The Iv-st toilet soap known, fkraous ns a sliin cleanlier a»d cowplexiou beautified ertain , Ittith For a short time only, the B. J. _ local dealers to make you a present of a cake of this woncftrful soap, absolutely free of charge, when you purchase 25 cents' worth of Galvanic Soap The Famous Easy Washer O. Si RANDAWS % JOSLYN. & | AUCTIONEERS. d Farm Sales a specialty, i Satisfaction! guaranteed. ! Terms made known on application. Address - J U.Rdnddll, W. Misty. HOLLI8TERS I'cky Mountain Tea Nuggets A Busy Mediaiae for Busy People. lags Golden Health and Renewed Vigor, r • 'ciflc for Constipation, Indigestion, Live . Iney Troubles, Pimples, Eczema. Impiir Bad Breath, Sluggish Bowels, Headac: '**; T-- Iney Troubles, Pimples, Eczema. Impur Baa Breath, Sluggish Bowels, Headac; ackache. It's Rocky Mountain Tea In In •-m, 85 cents a box. Genuine made b. idTKB Drug Company, Madison, Wis. 'EN NUGGETS FOR SALLOW PEOPLE Want Column. AU advert isenients inserted under thin head at the following rates: Five lines or less, 25 cents for first insertion; 15 cents for each subsequent insertion. More than Ave lines, 5 cents a line for first insertion, and S cents a line for additional insertions. "BV}R SALE--Base burner stove. For fur- JP' ther Information inquire of Henry Bre- VELD, at barber shop. West McHenry. 18-tf FOE SALE---80 acres of the best land in Mc­Henry county. Fair buildings, good wa­ ter, 3 miles from Borden's condensing factory in McHenry. Inquire of A Standard Oil Co., Woodstock, 111. I'AItKS, Agent 17tf \ Galvanic Soap dissolves dirt with the #peed of lightning, and saves money, saves strength, saves time, saves clothes. With io cents' worth of Galvanic Soap youf dealer presents you, absolutely f x e of charge, with a 5 cent package of Johnson's Washing Powder Easy on Everything but Dlit We give these presents to introduce our splendid soaps into your household. The following dealer will supply yo* £ ^ ' ' John 5toffel, * West McHenry Who also carries a full line of staple and fancy Groceries. F°l' W. TV STONE. D. I>. 8 (Successor to l)r. F. C. Koss.) Office Hours i'roiu 9 a. nj. until 5:00 t>. in. Also open evenings. McHENRY, - ILLINOIS. Office and Residence over Petesch's Difkg Store. Telephone No. 274. J>R. R. G. CHAMBERLIBT DENTIST. Office and Residence over H. J. Walsh's SMn Hours: 8:oo to 5:30. VBST MCHKNKIT. iLt, SALE OK RENT-The Gertrude C. Bennett farm M mile southwest of Spring Grove, 154 acres; new buildings, running water. Will sell, or rent for cash. Inquire of Frank H. McAssey, Richmond, Illinois. 21-3t "C>OU SALE CHEAP--As we have installed " Hteam heat in our home, I offer for sale a self-feeder hard coal stove, used only two winters and good as new. Will be sold cheap. Inquire of Jos. J. Mertes, Pistakee Bay, III. tf XpOR SALE CHEAP--All building material " from the Washington Park race tracks now being wrecked by the J. G. Ruel Wreck­ ing Co.. Chicago, phono Wentwortli *#4. Tim­ bers all lengths and sizes, scantling and joints ail lengths and sizes, 4 and <i in. Moor­ ing, sheathing boards, fence boards, cedar posts, barn and house doors and windows all sizes, chicken wire, gusoline street lamps and posts, 2 steel bridges, I beams and columns, sewer pipe B to 18 inches, plumbing xoods all kinds, wooden water vats and t roughs. 24 and 32 foot wood trusses. Estimates J. G. Ruel Wrecking Co., fllst a Ave., Chicago, 111. Meyers . ,4'- - f v " y ' ' ' fJeneral Teaming ' > ' 1 j _ of all kinds. Excavating and Grading. . ncHENRY ^ - - - - ILLINOIS rtw Telephone SIMON STOFFEL Instfrance Agent for all classes of property in the best Companies. 1 Wtst McHaary. Illlttola V; 7:' FRANK BVHR PRACTICAL PAINTKR AND PAPER HANGER (ARRIAOE PAINTING, $5.00 and UPWARD House and Sign Painting and all Interior Dec- orAt ing. Residence north town line one block wes; of river. Tele^one Npf2j>4. McHenry,"I,J , iLLmois • :---i * »'r.. f., i-- John J. Vyoital DEALER IN GeneroLl Hardware Stoves, Paints and Oils. Tin and Mft* chine repairing of all kinds. 'Phoae S48 McHENRY, - • ILLINOIS. Telephone, No; 094. OlBce In . er bldg., Cente Helm- - f villa D. A. WIlLfY, M. D. (. VETERINARY SURUEON AND DENTIST. McHENRY, ILLINOIS. 'Phone 288. Well-drilling a specialty. WM. Dealer In Windmills. Pipes, Pumps, Fittings, Well Supplies. First-class work *. - guaranteed at all times. wmmmke •> UWL. Tel. Main .714. do people of Mc llenry, Lake an other count! drop in at Lambert Q- Se*p!s as Fifth Am., ' :^-;^icAa#:^s Because it tit ifr home like. • K I L L theCOUCSH AND CURE THE LUNGS v'™ Dr. King's New Discovery FOR £ "0NSUIVIPTI0N 0UGHS and tfQl.DS Price 00c &$1.00 Free Trial. Surest and Quickest Cure for all THROAT and LUNG TROUB­ LES, or MONEY BACK. PATENTS Promptly obtained, or FEE RETURNED. SO YURS'UKRIINCI. Our CHARGES ARK THB LOWEST. Send model, photo or skcgch for expert March and free report on patentability. MWHMQCMCNT suits conducted before all ooarta. Patents obtained through «», W*** TISCD and SOLO, free- T**De^"Wt?L1T2" •IONS and COPYRIGHTS quickly obtatoeO. Opposite II. 8. Patent OIHoS) WASHINOTON, D. C. DSWIFT&G THE ORIGINAL LAXATIVE COUGH SYRUP Cough letter ion every bottle. V»4Ic1m CONTAINIISIG HONEY-TAR m. x: .: :i-/