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JOHN tlCNBY V4-AWA ON BUTTEPMILK BY GEO. V. HOBART, ("HUGH M'HUGH.1*) Dear Bunch: I'm not yet hep to this gag of hiking across the geogra­ phy from town to town, like a hop­ toad in a cabbage-patch. It may be interesting to some peo­ ple, but it gets me peeved. I found your letter waiting for me here. So they've steered you up against • new cure for your dyspepsia, eh?-- buttermilk! And a great idea, Bunch, believe me! It certainly la lucky to drink butter­ milk. Buttermilk is to the worn-out sys­ tem the same as a fat-office is to a stout politician. As a thirst-splasher buttermilk is the one best bet, but don't ever tell any- "The Tides of Marsh." one in Milwaukee that I made such a statement. Drink it, Bunch, every time you can, because buttermilk comes down to us from the remotest ages with splendid recommendations. Every great man in history was & buttermilk drinker. Bunch. Every great man who is now spend­ ing his time trying to get into 'his­ tory is a buttermilk drinker, Bunch. Read between the lines in your his­ tory of ancient Rome, and you will eee how buttermilk would have saved \he life of Julius Caesar if he hadn't ta&d such a weakness for hard cider. "Where Are you going?" inquired Calathumpia, the wife of Julius Caesar, as he fastened the gold safety pin in his toga and reached for his umbrella. "I am going down to Rudolph March's cafe in the Forum," an­ swered Julius; "you don't need to wait lunch for me, Callie." "But, Julius," whispered Calathum­ pia; "why do you spend so much time at March's cafe in the Forum? It isn't a good place for you to go, my dear. Besides, there is always a bunch of foafers hanging around that joint. Why don't you sit here at home with me in the> cool Stadium and drink buttermilk with your loving Calathum­ pia?" "Buttermilk!" sneered Julius; "such a drink is only for mollycoddles and pink fingers. It doesn't make rich blood in the veins like the hard cider I get at March's. Avaunt and raus mittim!" "But please don't go to that cafe this morning," Calathumpia kept on pleading. "Stay at home just this once and spread some of this delicious buttermilk over your thirst." "No buttermilk this day for me," answered Julius. "I seek a vintage 'The Next Time We M e e t more expensive, and which tickles more as it goes down." "The tides of March," whispered his wife; "remember the tides of March!" "Would this be the first tide I ever got from March?" Julius whispered back. "The tides of March, remember," was her only answer; and away went Julius to the cafe in the Forum, giv­ ing an imitation of Joe Weber whistling "Girls! Girls!" from the Bur­ lesque of "The Merry Widow," which was then running at the Amphitheater. What happened in the Forum when the loafers used Julius Caesar for a pin-cushion everybody remembers. And when Julius dropped on the marble Blab at the base of the bar he gasped out: "Qarn the luck! Why didn't I fall for the buttermilk which stingeth not, neither does it help peo­ ple to bite the dust?" You won't find these exact words in history, Bunch, because Julius gasped them in Latin, and Latin hates to get itself translated. Many other times in the ages passed did buttermilk come to the surface, SQ you may take it from me, Bunch, that it is lucky to drink it. Yes, Bunch, and I'll give you my solemn word that buttermilk will re­ move freckles. Catch the freckle just before going to bed ' and wrap the buttermilk around it. I was reading a book on the train the other day which attempted to put ice wise to the reincarnation gag. It's a far shout from buttermilk to rein­ carnation, Bunch, but maybe you need something like that last thing, after so much buttermilk. Reincarnation is a long, loose-look- tag word, and to a perfect stranger ft might sound suspicious, but its bark is worse than its bite. The idea of a man being somebody else in a previous existence, then switching to another personality in the present, is interesting to think about, to say the least. I've cooked up three or four studies along these lines which may interest you. Bunch! Go to it, my boy! FIRST STUDY. The ghost of Julius Caesar looked threateningly at Brutus, the Stabbist: Brutus sneered. "You," he said, "to the mines!" Not one of Ca«sar's muscles quiv­ ered. Brutus used a short, sharp laugh. "You," he said, "on your way!" Caesar never batted^an eyelash. Brutus pointed to the rear, "Go away back," he said, "and use your laziness!" Caesar pulled his toga up over his cold shoulder. Brutus laughed again, and it was the gaucy, triumphant laugh of the man who dodges in front of a woman and grabs a seat on the elevated rail­ road. "The next time we meet you will not do me as you did me at the base of Pompey's statue," said the ghost of Caesar, speaking for the first time since we began this study. "'We will not meet again because I refuse to associate with you," said Brutus. Caesar smiled, but It was without "Napoleon Stood Weeping mirth, and as cold as the notice of sus­ pension on the door of a bank. "Yes, we will meet again," said Caesar. "Where?" asked Brutus. "In the far, far future," said the ghost of Caesar, shriekingly, "you will be born into the world again by that time, and in your new personality you will be one of the Common People, and you will burn gas." "And you?" inquired Brutus. "I will be the spirit which puts the ginger in the gas-meter, and may Heaven have mercy on your pocket book," shrieked the ghost of Caesar. Brutus took a fit, and used it for many minutes, but the ghost kept on shrieking in the Latin tongue. SECOND STUDY. Napoleon stood weeping and wailing and gnashing his eyebrows on the battle-field of Waterloo. He was waiting for the moving- picture man to get his photograph. The victorious Wellington made hia appearance, laughing loudly in his sleeve. "Back, Nap! Back to the Boulevard des Dago!" commanded Wellington. Napoleon put his chin on his wish­ bone and spoke no word. "You," said Wellington; "you to the Champs Elisa! This is my victory, and you must leave the battle-field-- it is time to close up for the night." "We will meet again, milord," an­ swered Napoleon. "Avec beau temps isi bong swat!" "What does that mean?" asked Wel­ lington. "It means that the next time we meet I will do the swatting," an­ swered Napoleon, bitterly. "And when will that be?" Inquired Wellington, laughing loudly. "In the far, far future," replied the Little Corporal. "You will then be one of the Common People." "And what will you be?" Wellington asked. "You will live In Brooklyn," Na­ poleon went on, like a man in a dream; "and I will be the spirit of progress, which will meet you at the Brooklyn Bridge at eventide and kick you in the slats until your appetite is unfit for publication. Bon soir mes enfants du spitzbuben!" Then the Little Corporal called a cab and left Wellington alone on the battle-field. Don't mind me. Bunch; there's no more harm in me than there Is in a rattlesnake. Yours as Indicated, J. H. (Copyright. 1908. by G. W. Dillingham Co.) Buttermilk and Fame. Perhaps some scientist will explain what there is in churned milk which makes men wax great. Think of a Scotchman like Andrew Carnegie tell­ ing what benefits may be derived from this mild intoxicant, praising it far above the best Scotch ever distilled. President Roosevelt has boomed a roadside house in the National Rock Creek reservation in Washington on account df the excellent brand of but­ termilk which may be imbibed on its shady veranda. The house sells more exhilarating drinks, but through its buttermilk It is famous. The presi­ dent and his friends drop In there at least once a day for a drink and some­ times several times when the air is torrid. Gen. Miles drinks buttermilk and so does Admiral Dewey. Vice- President Fairbanks has said in the presence of veritable witnesses that earth contains nothing finer in the way of food and drink than a slice of custard pie and a glass of cold, fresh buttermilk. The cocktail man is lone­ some these days, and be sneaks off by himself to indulge. Buttermilk has the place of honor for those who wish to be counted among the truly great SHEWN NOTIFIED TAFTS RUNNING MATE IS TOLD OF HIS NOMINATION. ALL UTICA CELEBRATES Parade Precedes the Ceremony and Sports and Band Concert Fol­ low--Secretary Root Among the Speakers. Utica. N. Y.--Representative James S. Sherman at noon Tuesday was formally notified of his nomination for the vice-presidency at the Chicago convention last June, and the final ceremonies of officially placing the Re­ publican national ticket before the people was completed. The notification was made the occa­ sion of a general holiday and the resi­ dents of the city, irrespective of party, took part in the. tribute to a fellow townsman. The city, especially on Genesee street from the downtown sec­ tion to the Sherman residence, was handsomely decorated. The day began with a vice-presi­ dential salute of 19 guns, fired at seven a. m. Then followed a parade of the city police and fire departments and at 11 o'clock the members of the notifica­ tion committee were escorted to. the Sherman residence. Secretary Root was one of the dis­ tinguished guests at the notification ceremonies and made a brief address. In addition to the addresses of Senator Julius C. Burrows, chairman of the notification committee, and of Mr. Sherman, there were remarks by Pres­ ident M. W. Strvker of Hamilton col­ lege, from which the vice-presidential candidate was graduated; by Mayor Thomas Wheeler and by Charles S. Symonds, chairman of the local recep­ tion committee. The later afternoon was given over to field sports, races, baseball, etc., at Utica park, and in the evening there were band concerts downtown and an electrical illumination of the principal streets. THE OFFICIAL VOTE RESULTS OF PRIMARY ELECTION IN ILLINOIS. BALLOTING WAS HEAVY Gov. Deneen's Majority Over Richard Yates -- Adlai E. Stevenson the Choice of Democrats for the Governorship. Springfield, 111.--The official vote cast in the primary election, with the exception of Cook county, which is not yet verified, has been tabulated. The totals and majorities are as follows: REPUBLICAN. Governor. Charles S. Deneen 212,525 Richard Yates 199.623 Deneen's majority 12,902 United States Senator. Albert J. Hopkins .165 668 William E. Mason . • 85.189 George FOBS 117,146 William G. Webster 14,674 What is Castoria. ^ABTOHA. is 3 harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric, Dropa and Soothing Syrups. It is pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotio substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural deep. TM children^ Panacea--Thd Mother's Friend. The Kind Yon Have Always Bought, and which has been in use for over 30 years, has borne the signature of Chas. H. Fletcher, and has been Tna/to under lis personal supervision since its infancy. Allow no one to deceive you in this. All Counterfeits, Imitations and " Just-as-good n Eire but Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health of Infants and Children--Experience against Experiment* Letters from Prominent Physicians addressed to Cha$. IL Fletcher. Hopkins' plurality .... Lieutenant-Governor. John G, Oglesby George Shumway Thomas D. Knight .......... Samuel J. Drew Prank L. Smith . . 4S.522 .141.231 . 54.274 . 31.374 . 21.961 .114,808 . .26,423 Oglesby's plurality ... Secretary of State. James A. Rose 18S,Sr>3 Fred E. Sterling 57.41:! John J. Brown OSG Bert H. McCann 16.751 William F. Lynch 28,271 Rose's plurality . . . i Auditor. I James S. McCullough . j J. \V. Templeton i 110,767 235.011 102.764 simulating die Foo«1nrH(R tingtltcSioimdisatuthi" FIRE IN SUMMER RESORT. Kaatskill House and Cottages on Lake George Destroyed. Glen Falls, NT. Y.--Fire Monday de­ stroyed the Kaatskill house in the Kaatskill Bay district of Lake George and three cottages. Many women wt'.-e in the fire brigade and some of them received minor cuts and burns. Several men also were slightly in­ jured. The loss will approximate $10T),000. A cottage owned by Mrs. NT. F. Nelson was the point of origin of the fire. A roaring log fire in an open fireplace overheated the flue, which igr.tted the woodwork beneath the roof. Beside the Nelson cottage, those of John Allen of Brooklyn and James Wing .were destroyed. The hotel was owned by A. P. Scoville and was entertaining about 125 guests. The guests at the Nelson cottage saved few of their edects, but those of the other cottages and the hotel were able to drag their trunks to the lake front. OKLAHOMA EDITOR ARRESTED. O. K. Benedict Accused of Criminal Libel by Gov. Haskell. Guthrie, Okla.--Arrested in Okla­ homa City on a charpe of criminal libel preferred by Gov. Charles N. Haskell. Omer K. Benedict, editor of the Times, arrived her-? Monday night in the custody of Sheriff Mahoney of Logan county. He was admitted to bond in $500 and returned to Okla­ homa City immediately. He declined to say anything whatever in the mat­ ter. Gov. Haskell issued a statement en­ tering a general deniai of the charges of connivance with the Standard Oil company alleged to have been con­ tained in an editorial in the Times of Friday, August 14. DISASTER ON RESORT STEAMER. Boiler Explodes, Killing Woman and Injuring Many Others. Traverse City, Mich.--Mrs. Isabel La Bonte of this city was killed and a score of passenges were injured Monday by the explosion of the boiler of the passenger steiviner Leelanau, bound from Leland, to Fouch on Carp lake. Many of the vie 11ms were blown into the water and others were scalded. Closed Bank Is Reopened. Oil City, Pa.--The Farmers' Nation­ al bank at Emlenton, closed last April by the comptroller cf the currency, was reopened Monday. It was com­ pelled to suspend through the failure of the bank at Clintohville. Found Dead in Bath-Tub. Sioux Falls, S. D-- L. S. Tyler, one of the best-known men in this pait of the state, was found dead in a bath­ tub at his residence Monday. Doath is supposed to havte resulted f' om heart failure. Blamed for Fatal Collision. Piqua, O.--Coroner Costello in his report as to the co.lision on the Western Ohio Traction road, in which four people were kill* i and 35 others injured, places the responsibility for the accident on J. C. McKinney, the dispatcher at Wapakouata, O. Man Dies of Bra ken Heart. Pittsburg, Pa.--Because police au­ thorities refused him permission to at­ tend his father's tuneral. Robert Shankev, 35 years old died in a cell in jail Monday of a broken heart. Eva Booth Overcome by Heat. Warsaw, Ind.--Overcome by the In­ tense heat, after addressing an audi­ ence of 4,000 persons at the Winona Lake Bible conference. Miss Lva Booth, commander of the Salvation Army of the United States, fainted just after leaving the auditorium. McCullou?h's majority 132.247 State Treasurer. Andrew Russell 202,341 Attorney-General. William H. Stead 195.840 Clerk of the Supreme Court. Chris Mamer S1.5«94' J. McCan Davis ...S3 476 Edgar T. Davies 53 241 Albert I). Cadwalla'der 29.315 James Kinney 23.059 George W. Fisher 21.862 George P. S. Hoffman 48.658 J. McCan Davis' plurality .... 1.4£2 Clerk of the Appellate Court. (Second District.) C. C. Duffy 45.762 f\ A. Van Alstine 30.803 Duffy's majority 14,959 (Third District.) W. C. Hippard 30.901 G. L. Tipton 29.439 W. C. Hippard's majority .. 3.402 (Fourth District.) i A. C. Millspaugh 28,674 W. M. Goudy 24 863 | Millspaugh's majority 3.811 1 In the result on Republican state central committee pne change is made i by the official returns. Fred. W. Pot- l ter is elected over Erwin in th<j Twen- ; ty-fourth district by a plurality of j 2,036. I On the Democratic side Isaac B. Craig is elected over Mullikln in the , Nnineteenth district by a majority of 437, and in the Twenty-first the official returns show a majority of 96 for J. ! M. Pence over Hoover. ! I I DEMOCRATIC. j Governor. Douglas Pattison 24,567 John P. McGoortv 23.338 James Hamilton Lewis 30,024 Charles F. Gunther 10.593 Adlai E. Stevenson 79,521 I ; Eugene R. E. Kimbrough 1,679 j James O. Munroe 4.099 Stevenson's plurality 49.497 j United States Senator. , Lawrence B. Stringer 125.719 j Addison Blakely 28,130 j Stringer's majority 97,589 1 | Lieutenant-Governor. ( John S. Cuneo 50,542 i Elmer A. Perry 94,964 ^ Perry's majority 42,408 i Secretary of State. , , Xelpho P. Beidler 91,980 Auditor. Ralph Jeffries 92,176 State Treasurer. i John B. Mount 92,455 Attorney-General. 'Ross C. Hall ....58,441 Howard Garrison 23.616 Clarence N. Goodwin 35,517 C. E. RItcher 25.559 Hall's plurality .22,924 Clerk of the Supreme "Court. John L. Pickering . : 88,897 | James M. Quintan 55,710 ' Pickering's majority 33,187 Clerk of the Appellate Court. I (Second District.) ! No Candidate. (Third District.) Curnett 20,037 Baker 31,139 Baker's majority 11,102 (Fourth District.) Tanner 27,050 Total Socialist vote 2,650 po'U w I sTe. * V m m, •ALCOHOL 3 PER C E N T . i A\£ge!aWe Prf parallon for As- INFANTS/CFFLIPKEN Promotes Digestionftorfid- ness and iW.Contains neither Opium .Morphine nor Miami. NOT NARCOTIC. jjcapt afold Dc&'MZL.-iiukJi ftsapka $etdm jHx.St.vta *• JhtMi'r Sx7s~ jtiseSefi* rmin/- hivna!, S.«K+ i Stfd- CtoiiM XurrT • mtoyrrenT/jnr. Aperfeci Remedy forConsflpa Hon. Sour Stoinadi.Dlarriwca Worms ,C onvulswns.Fevcrisb- ness And Loss OF SLEEP. JacShite Signature of KEW'YORK^ Dr. T. Gerald Blattner, of Buffalo. N. Y., says: "Tour Castoria if good lor children and I frequently prescribe it, always obtaining the desired results." Dr. Gustavo A. Elaengraeber, of St Paul, Minn., says: U have used your Castoria repeatedly In my practice with good results, and can recom­ mend it as an excellent,, mild and harmless remedy for children." , Dr. E. J. Dennis, of St. Louis, Mo., says: "I have used and prescribed your Castoria hi my sanitarium and outside practice for a number of years and find it to be an excellent remedy for children." Dr. 0. A. Buchanan, of Philadelphia, Pa., says: "I have used your Cas­ toria in the case of n7 own baby and find it pleasant to take, and have obtained excellent results from Its use." Dr. J. H Simpson, cf Chicago, 111., says: "I have used your Castoria in eases cf colic In children and have found it the best medicine of its kind on the market." Dr. It. E. Esklldson, of Omaha, Neb, says: *1 fnd your Castoria to be a standard family remedy. It is the best thing for infants and children I have ever known and I recommend it" Dr. L. IL Robinson, of Kansas City, Mo., says: "Tour Castoria certainly has merit. Is not its age, its continued use by mothers through all these years, and the many attempts to imitate it, sufficient recommendationt "What can a physician add? Leave it to the mothers." Dr. Edwin F. Pardee, of New York City, says: "For several years I fcava recommended your Castoria and shall always continue to do so, as it haa invariably produced beneficial results." Dr. N. B. Gizer, cf Brooklyn, N. Y, says: "I objcct to what are called patent medicines, where maker alone knows what ingredients are put in. them, but I know the formula of yonr Casto-ia and advise its use.'* GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS, Bears the Signature of fiuarant oedur Exact Copy of Wrapper. S E «LESS" AGE. ///// / Mihi\1\\W' The Kind Too Have Always Bought Id Use For Over 30 Years. TNI MflTMIR •OMMJIT, TT HgiUUV tTHriT, MCVtVORKOfT* ^mamgg? Cholly--It's wonderful, bah Jove! Riding without hawses, telegraphing without wires, and all these things. Maude--Yes and thinking without brains. One by the Colonel. Some otfe had been telling th« colonel about weather so warm that eggs could be fried on the sidewalk. "Call that hot weather?" scoffed the colonel. "Why, that's nothing. Bah." "Think not, colonel?" "No, sah. Why, Ah have seen it so hot down south, sah, that the popcorn popped right on the stalk." , "Whew!" "And that's not all, sah. The juice in the cane in the next field turned to molasses, ran through the fence, mixed up with the popcorn and formed the finest combination of popcorn and molasses that ever crossed your lipB, sah. Talk about hot weather? Huh!" In Yen;" Youth. And then there was the time you took Her to the county fair. You wore that new $9.98 suit; had Dewey Mun- ger's best roadster and rubber-tired rig and a new whip with a red ribbon tied around it. She wore a white dress with a blue sash, and a string of blue glass beads about her neck. Mind those entries in your "daily ex­ pense" book--candy. 10 cents; pea­ nuts, 5 cents; merry-go-round tickets, 25 cents; side show, 20 cents; welner- wurst sandwiches. 20 cents; lemonade, 10 cents; ice cream, 20 cents; shoot­ ing gallery, 10 cents; tintypes--you've got 'em yet, you sitting and she stand­ ing with her hand on your shoulder-- 50 cents. Gee, but you thought you "blew yourself" that day, didn't youT Los Angeles Express. SICK HEADACHE TRIPP COUNTY, 8. D. Indiana Miners Continue Wor^. Evansville, Ind.--The southern Indi­ ana coal miners continued at work Monday and it is the general opinion of the operators that there will not be a general strike. Food for All the World. The nut trees of the world could. It is calculated, provide food all the year round for the population of the globe. Brazil nuts grow in such profusion that thousands of toq&, of them are wasted every year. London's Population. The population of London, 6,549,- 00Q, standing shoulder to shoulder, would fouu a human wall 1.800 miles long; or put on an area of 0.7 square mile or on a square having sides of 0.64 of a mile. 8ELF DELUSION Many People Deceived by Coffee. We like to defend our indigencies and habits even though we may be convinced of their actual harmful- ness. A man can convince himself that whisky is good for him on a cold morn­ ing, or beer on a hot summer day-- when he wants the whisky or beer. It's the same with coffee. Thousands of people suffer headaches and nerv­ ousness year after year but try to persuade themselves the cause is not coffee--because they like coffee. "While yet a child I commenced us­ ing coffee and continued it," writes a Wis. man, "until I was a regular cof­ fee fiend. I drank it every morning and in consequence had a blinding headache nearly every afternoon. ! "My folks thought It was coffee that | ailed me, but I liked It and would not ; admit it was the cause of my trouble, j so I stuck to coffee and the headaches ; stuck to me. I "Finally, the folks stopped buying coffee and brought home some Postum. : They made it right (directions on , pkg.) and told me to see what differ- | ence it would make with my head, and during the first week on Postum my old affliction did not bother me once. Prom that day to this we have used nothing but Postum in place of cof­ fee--headaches are a thing of the past and the whole family is in fine health." "Postum looks good, smells good, tastes good, is good, <-"-d does good to the whole body." "There's a Reason." Name given by Pos'um Co., Battle Creek, Micb. Read "The Road to Well- ville," in pkgs. Ever read the above lettef? A new one appears from time time. They •re genuine, true, and full of human interest. , Government Land Opening. The government opening of a mil­ lion acres of fine agricultural and grazing lands will probably occur about Oct. 1st. The Rosebud extension of The Chicago & North Western Ry. is the only railway reaching these lands, and Dallas, S. D.. is the railway ter­ minus and the only town on the reser­ vation border. The U. S. land office will probably be located there. Pamph­ lets describing this land and bow to secure a quarter section homestead, free on application to W. B. Kniskern, P. T. M., C. & N. W. Ry., Chicago, 111. The Way Out of It. Amateur Dressmaker--This Bklrt Is a great trouble, to me; there is not enough stuff for the hem. Facetious Friend--Then why not be brave and face your trouble? I CARTER'S • llTTLE IVER m PILLS. Positively cured by these Little Pills* They also relieve Dl*» tress from dyspepsia, I»- dige^tion aud Too Hearty Eating. A perfect r»«- edy for Diuiness, Naa» sea. Drowsiness, B*4 Taste In the Mouth, Coat* ed Tongue. Pain in tiM Side, TORPID LIVE*, wels. 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